Schlatt forgetting to record the intro is exactly the type of quality we expect around here. It’s good to see they are still too sleep deprived to do their jobs properly.
I can't stop laughing at 'Divorce Papers'. Not only was someone sick and twisted enough to write that, but TWO of them were, and they did it at the exact same time!!!!
@@unfortuneattic Thank you, but that doesn't answer what ZERKING OFF is though. Is it just a cutesy memeification of the word jerk, with no real meaning? Or does it have a hidden reference and alternative definition?
9:20 As a huge animal nerd, can confirm that is a regular armadillo and not a pangolin. Pangolins have larger scales and long prehensile tails(like opossums) They're basically the same thing... If you'RE A DINGUS Pangolins are their own species which is manidae I believe. They are cousins to armadillos like a maned wolf is a cousin to wolves. They are cute little shy tanks and also the most trafficked animal in the world. Their scales are used in traditional Chinese medicines that is believed to give you better health, but that's been disproven, so the people that believe in that phony bologna medicine are wildin fr fr If you can't already tell, pangolins are my favorite animals :) and if you want to make them your favorite animals, I suggest you search up "Pangolin man photoshoot"
@@joaquincasascortes624 WE MADE THIS GAME El Tratado de Versalles fue un tratado de paz que se firmó en dicha ciudad al final de la Primera Guerra Mundial por más de cincuenta países. Este tratado puso fin a lo que sería "la última guerra", trató de limitar futuras aventuras militares por parte de Alemania.
17:10 - HEY! I will have you know that my shirts last longer than average for the amount that I wear them! I will not accept this slander, I don’t instantly ruin them like some sort of barbarian!
writing down the timestamps when Apandah first speaks in each gaming video (sounds and laughs don't count): SLEEP DEPRIVED SKYBLOCK! 0:01 SLEEP DEPRIVED SKYBLOCK FINALE! 0:23 SLEEP DEPRIVED MARIO PARTY! 0:08 SLEEP DEPRIVED MICHAEL MYERS! 0:35 WE NEED YOUR HELP. (this counts as a gaming video i guess) 0:26 SLEEP DEPRIVED MINECRAFT MANHUNT! 0:01-0:02 SLEEP DEPRIVED FORTNITE! 0:09 SLEEP DEPRIVED GARRY'S MOD! 1:19 SLEEP DEPRIVED HAND SIMULATOR! 0:08 (i think pandah says How do you?) or 0:24 (i think he says The fuck?) SLEEP DEPRIVED PUBG! 0:24 SLEEP DEPRIVED GRAND THEFT AUTO! 0:02 (panda screams WHAT) JOE BIDEN KILLS US ALL (Garry's Mod) 0:05 WE SUCK AT COOKING. 0:04 THE WORST ROBLOX MAPS EVER! 2:16 WE MADE A MINECRAFT SERVER! 0:04 MARIO PARTY RUINED OUR FRIENDSHIP. 0:23 THE SCARIEST ROBLOX MAPS EVER! 0:04 HE’S RIGHT BEHIND US, ISN’T HE? (Garry's Mod) 0:08 EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE! 1:38 WE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE. 0:07 Roblox Squid Game. ROBLOX SQUID GAME 0:04 CS:GO RUINED OUR LIVES. 0:30 TIME TO GET OUTTA HERE! 0:08 THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER.... (ft. Jerma) 1:54 (he screams HEY) DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU. 0:18 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 0:57 We Milked Markiplier ft. Markiplier 0:26 The STEAMIEST Minecraft Mods Ever 0:50 Game Over. 0:29 We made this game WHOLESOME. 0:00 The HOTTEST Men In Roblox. 0:14 We made this game NASTY. 0:59 (he mumbles something in the background)
Even though this video can't catch up with the pure chaotic energy old Jackbox videos had (while they can't catch up with the fact of what Jschlatt did with the fire axe to that poor woman in '86), yet it's good to see the game back, keep it up team!
@@leechion2933 No use for me watching something when I know exactly what’s going to happen. Not even hating on them. Schlatt just posted this game way to much for me.
Schlatt forgetting to record the intro is exactly the type of quality we expect around here. It’s good to see they are still too sleep deprived to do their jobs properly.
I’m not complaining. Moist did a much better intro.
well he wasn't contractually obliged so
Everything they do that Mika is involved in is NASTY
mika swears at 7:51
@@redmist6630 I fear he’s already changed too much there’s no going back
@@redmist6630mika x badboyhalo collab 😭
mika is getting out of control
@@celestialcressy I mean you heard episode 69 right?
I died a little when Schlatt called the armadillo a pangolin and Mika impulsively took back his correct response..
I liked when nopeify said “IS THAT A ROADHOG” when it was clearly the armadillo lmao
7:52 Mika actually swore they have finally broken him
mika swears at 7:51 omfg no one noticed
he swore multiple times already in the podcasts
@@Phrogg1es I’m aware but it’s still a rare sight
@@Phrogg1es Like 3 times
When they played roblox "doors" he yelled out a swear when he got jumpscared D:
I can't stop laughing at 'Divorce Papers'. Not only was someone sick and twisted enough to write that, but TWO of them were, and they did it at the exact same time!!!!
when mika was presenting i literally chocked on my drink and im currently dying
Same but I was choking on my chocolate lol 😂
for the audio listeners at home, he's choking
i thought you said dick
@@Cypress_tuff418for the audio listeners that we love to death
Every time he presented or just the first
16:53 Aztro’s Jerma arc begins.
FR
HES ZERKIN
what a PSYCHO
This is the best podcast to zerk off to
😮
Okay I finally found out what gooning is can someone please tell me zerking is?
@@Mygg_Jeager jerking
@@Mygg_Jeager 16:43, that timestamp
@@unfortuneattic Thank you, but that doesn't answer what ZERKING OFF is though. Is it just a cutesy memeification of the word jerk, with no real meaning? Or does it have a hidden reference and alternative definition?
for the audio listeners at home… i’m strokin my shit rn
NO
keep that 2 urself x
Zerking off
Damn
9:20
As a huge animal nerd, can confirm that is a regular armadillo and not a pangolin. Pangolins have larger scales and long prehensile tails(like opossums)
They're basically the same thing... If you'RE A DINGUS
Pangolins are their own species which is manidae I believe. They are cousins to armadillos like a maned wolf is a cousin to wolves. They are cute little shy tanks and also the most trafficked animal in the world. Their scales are used in traditional Chinese medicines that is believed to give you better health, but that's been disproven, so the people that believe in that phony bologna medicine are wildin fr fr
If you can't already tell, pangolins are my favorite animals :) and if you want to make them your favorite animals, I suggest you search up "Pangolin man photoshoot"
They look like they are about to tell you the prisoners escaped from the dungeon, I love them so much
I hope that Jschlatt never runs out of adjectives to describe what they do in games
soon he will make new ones
When he runs out of lines in English, he will start using adjectives in spanish no worries.
@@joaquincasascortes624 We made this game LOCO.
We made this game HORNY.
@@joaquincasascortes624 WE MADE THIS GAME El Tratado de Versalles fue un tratado de paz que se firmó en dicha ciudad al final de la Primera Guerra Mundial por más de cincuenta países. Este tratado puso fin a lo que sería "la última guerra", trató de limitar futuras aventuras militares por parte de Alemania.
Thanks this podcast is the best one to listen to while be chased by the memories of 99’
Aztros and Mika sound beyond faded in that promo😂
Tears in eyes, abdomen in pain, hands too weak to hold things.. PLEASE do more Jackbox videos!
7:52 oh my goodness GRACIOUS! Mikasacus said the frick word!
19:30 this is why they are exactly the same person and nobody can tell me otherwise
somehow moist did a better explaining the games than schlatt does
all hail moist!!
I love Mika, give him a bigger share of the company
Based chewiedog1 appearance, keep up the great content
Nopeify not knowing what a meerkat is will forever stay with me as one of the best moments of my life
Nopeify could count the number of animals he knows on his toes
Oh god, they’re extending their reach to not only other people but also just doing Jackbox wait is this just Jschlatts channel
7:42 I have never laughed harder in my life than I did at this part holy shit
It caught me so off guard and I couldn't breathe😭
Mika has been following in Shlatt's footsteps lately..
I am infertile from eating scented candles
Love how few of them are actually good at improv or comedy in general
Nopify not only called the meerkats otters but followed up with calling an armadillo a roadhog, which is just not even an animal...
16:36 the first thing that came to my mind was “I have a bomb” and I almost shit my self when it popped up
yo that's literally me but instead of in this video it's at the airport and i'm about to commit a horrible deed
@@Clone-up2geI’m at the Denver airport with 10lbs of c4
3:10 Nopeify's voice when he laughs
19:33 panda and aztrosist really are conjoined
17:10 - HEY! I will have you know that my shirts last longer than average for the amount that I wear them! I will not accept this slander, I don’t instantly ruin them like some sort of barbarian!
16:44 Jerma crossover
watching "schlatt" have fun in video games like this is making me more excited for the future of this channel, good job y'all!
this is my schlavorite schlatt schlodcast to shlerk off to
Zerking off rn
aztro denying her jerma obsession after saying zerk off is so cute
Her?
Her?
@@Ryan841. lol yea
@@HogSlopp wait I didn't know this information
@@Ryan841. im p sure aztro uses any pronouns but they might hav removed it from social media bios n stuf
7:52 pull the trigger mika swore
sleep deprived gaming is a great video to watch while you zerk off
Unrelated but I just had the juiciest steak ever
hell yea dude
cool man
too bad Jawsh isnt in the sleep deprived podcast, i love it when he doesnt talk for the whole duration of the video
yeah. the lunch club coming together would be cool
No ba-ba-booey?? I’m trembling and I’m screaming and shaking and ovulating uh but that last one is unrelated
5:32 "its that corpse husband" 💀
schlatt has past experiences of "chowing down" on teenagers bones who burn his beloved schlanket
he was talking about ranboo, and then the pigs popped up :(
made me think of techno
im so glad theyre playing jackbox again
i love ur guys jackbox stuff, some of the best gaming vids
16:11 well that aged well
I'm always surprised when i see these sleep deprived gaming videoson the feed. because you guys are just so forgettable!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥
another banger video from the sleep deprived podcast. it makes me want to subscribe to their patreon!
mika is a walking W
This is the perfect video to watch while identifying animals incorrectly
This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time, thank you for that 🤣
writing down the timestamps when Apandah first speaks in each gaming video (sounds and laughs don't count):
SLEEP DEPRIVED SKYBLOCK! 0:01
SLEEP DEPRIVED SKYBLOCK FINALE! 0:23
SLEEP DEPRIVED MARIO PARTY! 0:08
SLEEP DEPRIVED MICHAEL MYERS! 0:35
WE NEED YOUR HELP. (this counts as a gaming video i guess) 0:26
SLEEP DEPRIVED MINECRAFT MANHUNT! 0:01-0:02
SLEEP DEPRIVED FORTNITE! 0:09
SLEEP DEPRIVED GARRY'S MOD! 1:19
SLEEP DEPRIVED HAND SIMULATOR! 0:08 (i think pandah says How do you?) or 0:24 (i think he says The fuck?)
SLEEP DEPRIVED PUBG! 0:24
SLEEP DEPRIVED GRAND THEFT AUTO! 0:02 (panda screams WHAT)
JOE BIDEN KILLS US ALL (Garry's Mod) 0:05
WE SUCK AT COOKING. 0:04
THE WORST ROBLOX MAPS EVER! 2:16
WE MADE A MINECRAFT SERVER! 0:04
MARIO PARTY RUINED OUR FRIENDSHIP. 0:23
THE SCARIEST ROBLOX MAPS EVER! 0:04
HE’S RIGHT BEHIND US, ISN’T HE? (Garry's Mod) 0:08
EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE! 1:38
WE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE. 0:07
Roblox Squid Game. ROBLOX SQUID GAME 0:04
CS:GO RUINED OUR LIVES. 0:30
TIME TO GET OUTTA HERE! 0:08
THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER.... (ft. Jerma) 1:54 (he screams HEY)
DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU. 0:18
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 0:57
We Milked Markiplier ft. Markiplier 0:26
The STEAMIEST Minecraft Mods Ever 0:50
Game Over. 0:29
We made this game WHOLESOME. 0:00
The HOTTEST Men In Roblox. 0:14
We made this game NASTY. 0:59 (he mumbles something in the background)
i will punch my Wall. I will update how it went
Edit: Didnt feel good. My Middle finger is tinted blue
3:10 Bruh his wheeze was crazy
Even though this video can't catch up with the pure chaotic energy old Jackbox videos had (while they can't catch up with the fact of what Jschlatt did with the fire axe to that poor woman in '86), yet it's good to see the game back, keep it up team!
6:05 Nichijou again bro fucking awesome
Nichijou is based
love this new video day absolutely ruined
Me: happy to wake up to a sleep deprived gaming video
Also me: goes back to sleep because it’s just another jschlatt jackbox video
Stay Asleep
@@leechion2933 No use for me watching something when I know exactly what’s going to happen. Not even hating on them. Schlatt just posted this game way to much for me.
@@willevensen7130 Stay asleep longer
@@kreetous5931 😂👍🤡
@@willevensen7130 :)
Did he say Doggy Dog world?
actually thats not a pangolin because those cant roll themselves into a ball but armadillos can
mika swears at 7:51
For some reason I read the thumbnail in the same voice as the boulder from avatar
Another great time to celbrate after watching a very important documentary about the plane incident of 2001 September, because Sleep Deprived uploads.
8:53 "You probably haven't thought of this."
true
i love moist's intro he does it so much better than shitt's
Whats the outro music?
Aztro sounds so different
The enumclaw joke was underrated
5:59 is that nichijou music or am I insane?
I'm watching this at 11 o clock at night. I guess I'm just Sleep Deprived.
The outro Don't forget I'm with you in the dark. Lovely
I FORGOT I HAD THE JAMBO THUMBNAIL EXTENTION
Gonna zerk it in the corner to this one
WELCOME BACK TO SLEEP DEPRIVED JACKBOX EVERYBODY
I don’t know why but oil as a dog accessory actually has me crying
The ONE time Washington is mentioned it's about me hands. I'm honored
Schlatt didn't share his experiences in Enumclaw Washington with them so they didn't know about it... 🤧
14:25 moist im gonna need that deleted scene
Editor, thank you for using the Monkey delivery song during that speech segment :))
gotta love how the cards at the end just don't work
Shlatt how could you do that in the 80s
hopefully shallt wont fall down this rabbit hole again
I'm starting to think this video did NOT go as expected...
4:50
LMAO, it actually looks loke schlatt with that filter.
8:50 she's plotting an evil scheme
where is the new podcast episode
8:53 i definitely haven't thought of that
nastiest episode yet!! keep it up guys!
mika swears at 7:51
Moist did a really good job explaining, should forget intros more often.
More schlatt lore is great
16:25 I dub this moment “Young Blood”
Omg!1!!1!
Smatt forgot to hav da int tro!!!!
7:51 mika swore lmao
Moist should join the pod. he's so cool. Please invite him permanently and find another editor.
apandah... post... i miss u bbg....
been loving the Omori music in these gameplay videos 👍
12:07 Jschlatt n-word
So funny…
@@JaredGoofballThank you
Just finished watching the video gotta say it was pleasant
Every time I get a notification from you guys I get a huge smile across my face
im so happy nopeify is officially the 5th member!!
This is so....ermmmm......GROSS, UNHINGED, STRANGE,CURSED AND DARK 😧