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@James Adams Thats also the reason why majorkill is one of my favorite 40k RUclipsrs, along with luetin and baldermort because of their respective styles of making their videos. While luetin's videos are informative in the 40k lore and baldermort's voice being perfect for reading about lore, majorkill gives his videos his own personality and it makes his videos unique in the RUclips community of 40k and also the fact that he addresses the problems and toxic parts of the community while also actively making the community more inclusive and working with other RUclipsrs with collabs , which from what I have seen is quite rare for 40k in RUclips (other than alfabusa and some other folks ) and giving half of his profits to his collaborators in some instances (like the guy that made a model of majorkill in total war), which he mentioned in his videos, because of this other than being of one people that got me into 40k, is the reason why I think he is, in my opinion one of the best 40k RUclipsrs out there
But he is NOT incorrect. Think about it.. If the Chaos Gods were truly an integral part that the mortal psyche couldn't live without, then why was the mortal Psyche of the Eldar, Necrontyre, Orks, prehistoric Humans, every minor race, and even the Old Ones perfectly fine without them? I find it BAFFLING that people will defend the existence of Chaos by claiming we cannot live without them, Because they are manifestations of emotion, thoughts, and concepts. Which simply cannot be true, for that would imply that THEY created these thoughts and concepts. When, in the lore itself, its said that they are the RESULT of it
@@septimus7524 Tread lightly little pup , eyes prey upon you from unsuspecting corners. On a serious note , i agree with you completely. And to answer your dilema , the reason why quite a significant amount of fans defend the complete eradication of chaos is in my opinion corelated to IRL aspects about life. Such as living in a world where nothing is wrong may seem boring to an astounding portion of people , or the concept of needing death to exist in order for life to have meaning or any value. They apply these concepts and ideas to chaos s existence in warhammer. Also , some hide their true intention , they just like the carnage ( dont worry they will be dealt with by the inquisition eventually ). It s just hard for some to comprehend that some very bad things , irl or fiction , have no value to justify their existence in any way shape or form. These people often believe everything has a role and meaning including the despicable. They would be first to admit otherwise in case they ever came to the knowledge they will be directly affected though.
@Timber Wolf I would say that they are the origin of said thoughts and emotions but once such a thing reaches critical mass (enough people are experiencing them) such thoughts and emotions became self-aware just like it did for the DC gods and beings. I mean randomly banging on a keyboard would eventually make something coherent, why not thoughts, emotions, and concepts? So yes we can not live without them (or at least their essence) but we can surely live without them being dicks
@@alexanerose4820 I have searched hours strictly on the subject of the chaos gods past inactivity. Every reliable theorist who read the books fully say the same thing. They were always there in a way incomprehensive to us. They just were so unable and weak to manifest themselves that they likely had no conscious or sentient mind of their own. They were in a coma state where they didn t even dream. If somehow the world erases chaos from existence they will revert back to that state until somebody does the unthinkable from his own personal voilition to purposely reactivate them through a massive calamity of exaggerated proportions of suffering or ritualistic offering or faith typical of warhammer galaxy or entire sector in size at the minimum. It s not that we can t live without them. Every real in depth theorist i know believes that nothing bad would happen to the universe if somehow they defeat chaos for good. Problem is they will never be able to kill the 3 chaos gods as they always existed and is speculated that their residue or chaos radiation will never fade away entirely. Even if someone destroys and erases the entirety of their life force ( other beings that can be drawn power from in many despicable ways ) or the entire universe time space erasure they will never cease to exist. They will just be reverted in a dreamless unaware coma state forever best case scenario. They are just that kind of beings that can t be undone. Like some hax.
You do realise that another way to beat Chaos is by focusing on the better parts of the Chaos Gods- Khorne: Strength/Honour/Justice Tzeentch: Progress/Magic/Sorcery Nurgle: Nature/perseverance/renewal Slaanesh: Joy/ happiness/pleasure If the entire Galaxy was to focus on these aspects, the Chaos Gods' moods would change, Chaos and the warp would mellow out and then we can focus on the space bugs and robomummies and the Tau. But, obviously, EVERYONE here would think that's a stupid ending.
And very unlikely that you could A: calm the warp enough for them to change into more mellow gods without killing them in the first place B: for them to even be effected by it
Late post, but this has been in my head for a bit. Well, here's the thing, the common name of the Immaterium dominated by Chaos is a spot on name: the Warp. The chaos gods in their current state are a warped reflection of their true natures.
Not sure on Slanesh, partly due to Slanesh technically being an eldar god of debauchery, never really were any good qualities to her in the first place. She’s also pretty much the only one to need people going bat shit railing murder cocaine.
Finally Majorkill acknowledges it, I swear I roll my eyes whenever someone tries to go "oh no chaos is like a force of nature and stuff" hell no it isn't, like... at all.
@@tomgeytenbeek2207 Chaos is just the result of all the shit the universe went through as the Warp is just a reflection of real space. So Chaos is just a natural result, much like global warming or the destruction of the earth humanity might cause, Chaos is the result of the sentient being's miscarrying of the galaxy
@Relic 07 The warp is a constant, it's a result. Without the warp, there wouldn't be an Emperor, or Interstellar travel, only the C'than and the Nekrons, without anyone or anything to oppose them. In a sense, Chaos Gods are immortal and unkillable, but that does not mean they are not immune to change. I believe that if the universe was somewhat pacified, the Chaos Gods would turn into benevolent, Order Gods who wouldn't seek absolute fuckfest
If Emperor Text to Speech has taught me anything, it's that Vulkan could just hug the Chaos out of the Chaos Gods! Khorne? He could not remain angry after a Vulkan hug! Tzeentch? It's the last thing it would expect! Slaanesh? A Vulkan hug is too wholesome to be corrupted! Nurgle? Well let's be honest Nurgle has not had a hug in a very long time...
They won't for the explicit reason that Gork and Mork only see each other as worth fighting right now. They know a fight with the other gods wouldn't even be a fight. Currently only the Tyranids and the Necrons have even slightly gained their attention.
They lost At full power Chaos will beat anyone else Ahriman was able to teleport all of the Ynnari to Tzeentch's personal area where they were slaughtered even with the help of the Phoenix Lords
The Tau actually CAN get possesed, I think it was in one of farsight´s novels, a tau water cast got posessed by a demon of Tzeenzch and had to be killed before he summoned a warp storm or something, its more like its very hard for them to get posessed rather than it being impossible, Someone also told me that, in another novel, a tau firewarrior went mad at another Tzeench demon for killing an ethereal and beated the shit out of it with his pulse rifle while yelling "Blood for the blood God!!!" but I´m not too sure on that one...
True the water cast tau was indeed possess. BUT! From what I remember said water cast had been in contact with a chaos corrupted device wich allowed the demon to possess him due to the taint being now stronger on him. So unless exposed to what are basically chaotic radiation , Tau are possibly "immune " to demonic possession.
It's not a matter of it being very hard, more that it's just not very appealing. A psyker lights up like a beacon in the warp, attracting all kinds of nasty things. But all beings with souls have a light in the warp that can be seen and MAY attract the denizens of the warp, only deamons and the like prefer to possess those with more power within the warp and in the materium. Daemons generally don't bother possessing regular humans, though there are exceptions. A Tau though? that's even less worth bothering with to a daemon than an ordinary human.
Yea, Tau are warp sensitive, but compared to humans, nowhere as much. Regarding warp sensitivity, humans are for the Tau what the Eldar are for the humans.
I think that's like one of the appeals to the Tau, that they are so uncared for that they are kinda cool. Like when you REALLY like a background character in a show even thought they only have like 3 lines but they are so epic that you like it. Or cuz pulse guns go pew pew.
I like the Tau alot tbh. I feel like the hate comes too much from the neckbeards of the tabletop game, and the neckbeard lore junkies. To me, they're (ironically) the most unique faction, simply because they aren't completely grimdark. That's a plus in my book.
8:16 What a lot of people don't understand (including the chaos gods themselves) is that The Warp =/= Chaos. The Warp is a reflection of nature. Chaos is a twisted inversion of it that influences the materium so it can feed itself like some kind of cosmic cancer. It is absolutely possible to beat Chaos, and #1 seems the most likely the way GW is going.
I don’t really think WH 40k will ever end It would be, honestly, pretty epic if in 2087, after revivng all the revivable primarchs GW released the last edition of WH… if they survive until then. This could be an ending and it would be just pure awesome.
Khaine: "So, we just defeated our great enemy?" Ynnead: Nodding and pulling the other gods out of Slaanesh "Indeed." Khaine: "Cool, if you need me, I'll be organising excessive and very erotic bloodsports now we've got no downside for it."
Maybe the end times would be the purified warp? Isha replaces nurgle, khaine khorne, and Ynnead for slaneesh? Dunno about Tzeentch tho maybe a combined ceogorach and crone goddess?
8:27 That moment where little Timmy goes too far, so far that Majorkill doesnt even tell him to STFU, and goes straight to the point. Majorkill is the one we should send to destroy Chaos
you know what truly is chaotic? The fact that Majorkill seems to have become more tolerant of Timmy, almost as if... (deepthroats mic) *he actually did care about him*
@@emulation2369 I would say love is stronger, as it is more enduring and has clear purpose, but hate and anger are more intense and will devour anything in their way. More a case of sheer intensity and passion than straight-up strength as a shared emotion of the warp.
If order reigns in galaxy then the warp will calm down and it won't be the Chaos but the Order, Chaos will be no more. Also Sigmar became the embodiment of one of Tzeentch's fragment, I love how utterly heretical this actually is
A side note on Chaos, if you will. I'm convinced Chaos knows what it's doing. They MADE sure Horus failed and died at the emperor's hand to make sure he didn't win. Otherwise, Chaos death plan #5 would have triggered. As far as RECENT events are concerned, I think Chaos (or at least Khorne) is finally understanding the true threat of the tyranids. Remember, hive fleet kronus kinda cucked Khorne's forces on the planet Shadowbrink. While pissing him off, it also taught khorne how adaptive the tyranids can be (i.e. when the khorne deamons spawned and charged the swarm, the tyranids abbandoned their usual strategy of cc and blasted the khornits from range). The argument can be made that khorne's intervention in the Baal system was primarily to save the Blood Angels for himself, I think he also wanted revenge for Shadowbrink (and perhaps he developed some strategies against the swarm to boot?).
The eldar also want their mother-god of healing back from Nurgle. and Khorne seems to be fond of Khaine so maybe Khorne would be willing to get the cronesword back for them in some kind of deal? Maybe under the condition that they ressurect khaine as khaine is a massive genocide advocate which Khorne would probably want around more than Slaanesh
Emperor: **Post-modern nihilist that hates religion intensely, tips fedora** Also Emperor: **Empowered, preserved, and saved by being worshiped as the central figure of a religion**
"...and everyone's attempt to cancel them like they've been recently exposed for saying naughty things online or they knelt on the wrong neck." Less than 1 minute in and I'm on the floor wheezing from a spice overdose.
There is one more way. Reduce the corruption and suffering across the galaxy to the point that Chaos is transformed into its ideal form... Slaanesh becomes the embodiment of love, pleasure, joy and contentment. Nurgle the embodiment of stability and growth. Tzeentch of innovation, curiosity and pleasant surprises... and Khorne of righteous fury, and honest competition.
Good video, although in Horus Rising the one of the Intarex captains imparts on Loken that Chaos was the first power in the universe and will be the last. This is during the exchange that Loken clarifies why everyone in the Intarex keeps capitalizing the C in Chaos, right before everything goes to shit.
OMG I FINALLY HAVE ACHIEVED THE MANDATE GIVEN TO ME BY THE EMPEROR, WHEN HE SEND ME BACK IN TIME TO DISCOVER THE SECRET OF HOW TO DEFEAT CHAOS,NOW I WILL GO BACK TO OUR TIME LINE AND SHOW HIM THE WAY, THANK YOU MAJORKING
3:04 why does Fulgrim have Liver failure in that picture? Why is he so jaundiced? Did someone de-daemon Primarch him and his liver immediately died from all the drugs he did as a 4 armed snake man?
I love the idea of what if Khorne's massive melee weapon some how came into the material galaxy and imagen the repercussions of such power of Wrath and madness?.
Loremaster_of_Sotek just gave you a shout out in his video released today. About 8 minutes, 45 seconds in; a little before, and a little after. Mentions a video you did, which I will check out once I get a chance. Good stuff, man. Found your channel through Legend; shared it with a friend.
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Major kill, you are the best warhammer 40k lore content creator on RUclips, bar none. You deserve more views and subscribers, so please continue to upload frequently.
A T'au victory also creates the opposite circumstances from the War in Heaven. We have no reason to assume that, if sustained long enough, that state of affairs wouldn't unmake the Chaos Gods. Just like the War in Heaven made them to begin with.
I actually love Chaos! Lol! Currently chaos has the galaxy right where they wanted. Confusion, diseases, excess, and war is running rampant. I think 40k must be the Golden Age of Chaos. They actually have conquered the galaxy and have it exactly where they want it. A constant cultivation of fear, superstition, manipulation, and desolation. Even fighting them adds to them. Oh well. You know the chaos gods have won because they are now more concerned with fighting each other than the galaxy. Only when they join forces against a common enemy do you know the chaos gods are worried about losing. Currently chaos isn't afraid of the Emperor enough to join forces... Which may be their undoing.
@@carlosdavidg7 since I'm from the warp, the only Heresy i know of is any love for that corpse king on the golden throne called "Emperor". 😁 Little does mankind know, they are creating another warp entity within the warp... Wholey separate from the flesh slab which is sown into their decorative chair. The entity they create, to be their salvation... Will sound the boom of a new chaos god and new eye of terror which will feast upon mankind as Slannesh now dooms all Aeldari. 😏😋😁😃🤣👍
How about we get the Orcs, and unite them under Ghazghkull, then launch a WAAAAAAAAAAGH into the Eye of Terror, so massive that the collective WAAAAAAAAAGH energy of every Orc is able to summon the Orc gods Gork and Mork (or does it go Mork and Gork?) into material existence. Where we can finally get Khorne off his hot red lazy ass off his skull throne and fight Gork and Mork, where Tuska, who by now is probably the size of a Warhound Titan, can launch the final assault against Khornes brass citadel with his oceans worth of Nobs, where Khorne will be killed. How we’ll do this? Orcs. Like in everything. Find a way.
I’ve watched a load of your videos some even multiple times (anything to do with the greatest chapter ever the black templars) but I have never ever heard you say anything funnier than “Vulcan but he fits this rule because he’s a cuddly chocolate man” I have been screaming with tears in my eyes for about 10 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂
Hell yeah man, can't wait for space hulk stream! Gonna be funny to see Baldy play though I probably won't be able to understand Valrak, nothing new there though, I'm an American so I don't actually speak english.
Dude! Have ever watched one of your on RUclips with the captioning on?! The Tau is the best! The Towle VS Cows. So glad I'm not deaf, I'd have to walk away rethinking my life choices after reas that bit. 🤣
I’m not too familiar with how Chaos is represented in 40k lore but in most other lore that has Chaos in it, even from before Warhammer Chaos is not only natural but it is what birthed the universe.
Chaos of WH40K was birthed when the bone daddies decided to be bad boys and launched a war so massive against the Eldar and other beings that the current conflict in 40k seems like a skirmish, that they corrupted the Realm of Souls cresting Demons and the God's. So Chaos isn't natural and the Necrons are assholes
"Shut you stupid fiuackin' mouth Timy, before I paint you black and make you ask a police officer for directions" :D :D :D :D I think I died but it also made my day! Cheers dude
*Kaldor Draigo walking in the palace of slaneesh obliterating everything in sight* "what is this piece of shit sword, nothing compared to the nemesis weapons of the grey knights and my mastercrafted titansword" *tosses sword into realspace while yeeting deamon princes*
There is another one: shift the Imperium to a state where humans aren't living in such horrible conditions. This would allow the return of the Imperial Truth and a massive reduction on the emotions the Ruinous Powers feed upon, weakening them enough to be contained. Similar to what the Tua would do, but without the resulting genocide of all non-Tau to make it happen. BTW, there is a way to get the sword: convince multiple Ork Warbosses it is the best sword ever and they just need to go into the Warp and get it. Eventually one Warg will make it and the endless stream of sexless fungus fighters will be a serious distraction in the mean time.
Or ... love. Unconditional love, foregiveness, compassion? That would be fun, unstead of the typical grimdark stuff ... just hugging Khorne, and he sheds a tear and vanishes ...
Imprison them, make the power source of the prison whatever empowers them/what they represent. The chaos gods can't go against their own nature and their followers will unwittingly power the prison. There'll always be people who get corrupted by chaos, but in this case it'd work against them.
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@@Gilly9784 OMS for LMAO points
Why not just let the Orks beat them?
I recommend arch warhammer for MAXIMUM AUTISM!
Also the straw poll you placed is for what game should you stream, NOT who will be player 4
I vote Arch
Majorkill: *complains about being demonitized*
Also Majorkill: *Shut up Timmy before i Paint you black and make you ask a policeman for directions*
Not gonna lie I laughed out loud when he said that
@James Adams advertisers sure as shit don't. Especially now they all have to spell out 'we're not racist'
@James Adams Thats also the reason why majorkill is one of my favorite 40k RUclipsrs, along with luetin and baldermort because of their respective styles of making their videos. While luetin's videos are informative in the 40k lore and baldermort's voice being perfect for reading about lore, majorkill gives his videos his own personality and it makes his videos unique in the RUclips community of 40k and also the fact that he addresses the problems and toxic parts of the community while also actively making the community more inclusive and working with other RUclipsrs with collabs , which from what I have seen is quite rare for 40k in RUclips (other than alfabusa and some other folks ) and giving half of his profits to his collaborators in some instances (like the guy that made a model of majorkill in total war), which he mentioned in his videos, because of this other than being of one people that got me into 40k, is the reason why I think he is, in my opinion one of the best 40k RUclipsrs out there
The fyukin was kinda cringe ngl
Its called cenzorship
"chaos is not natural, galaxy was fine before, and will be fine after"
holy shit that some true loyalist right-there.
But he is NOT incorrect.
Think about it..
If the Chaos Gods were truly an integral part that the mortal psyche couldn't live without, then why was the mortal Psyche of the Eldar, Necrontyre, Orks, prehistoric Humans, every minor race, and even the Old Ones perfectly fine without them?
I find it BAFFLING that people will defend the existence of Chaos by claiming we cannot live without them, Because they are manifestations of emotion, thoughts, and concepts.
Which simply cannot be true, for that would imply that THEY created these thoughts and concepts.
When, in the lore itself, its said that they are the RESULT of it
Timber Wolf Literally the Emperor/Magnus Chaos debate
@@septimus7524 Tread lightly little pup , eyes prey upon you from unsuspecting corners. On a serious note , i agree with you completely. And to answer your dilema , the reason why quite a significant amount of fans defend the complete eradication of chaos is in my opinion corelated to IRL aspects about life. Such as living in a world where nothing is wrong may seem boring to an astounding portion of people , or the concept of needing death to exist in order for life to have meaning or any value. They apply these concepts and ideas to chaos s existence in warhammer. Also , some hide their true intention , they just like the carnage ( dont worry they will be dealt with by the inquisition eventually ). It s just hard for some to comprehend that some very bad things , irl or fiction , have no value to justify their existence in any way shape or form. These people often believe everything has a role and meaning including the despicable. They would be first to admit otherwise in case they ever came to the knowledge they will be directly affected though.
@Timber Wolf
I would say that they are the origin of said thoughts and emotions but once such a thing reaches critical mass (enough people are experiencing them) such thoughts and emotions became self-aware just like it did for the DC gods and beings.
I mean randomly banging on a keyboard would eventually make something coherent, why not thoughts, emotions, and concepts?
So yes we can not live without them (or at least their essence) but we can surely live without them being dicks
@@alexanerose4820 I have searched hours strictly on the subject of the chaos gods past inactivity. Every reliable theorist who read the books fully say the same thing. They were always there in a way incomprehensive to us. They just were so unable and weak to manifest themselves that they likely had no conscious or sentient mind of their own. They were in a coma state where they didn t even dream. If somehow the world erases chaos from existence they will revert back to that state until somebody does the unthinkable from his own personal voilition to purposely reactivate them through a massive calamity of exaggerated proportions of suffering or ritualistic offering or faith typical of warhammer galaxy or entire sector in size at the minimum. It s not that we can t live without them. Every real in depth theorist i know believes that nothing bad would happen to the universe if somehow they defeat chaos for good. Problem is they will never be able to kill the 3 chaos gods as they always existed and is speculated that their residue or chaos radiation will never fade away entirely. Even if someone destroys and erases the entirety of their life force ( other beings that can be drawn power from in many despicable ways ) or the entire universe time space erasure they will never cease to exist. They will just be reverted in a dreamless unaware coma state forever best case scenario. They are just that kind of beings that can t be undone. Like some hax.
You do realise that another way to beat Chaos is by focusing on the better parts of the Chaos Gods-
Khorne: Strength/Honour/Justice
Tzeentch: Progress/Magic/Sorcery
Nurgle: Nature/perseverance/renewal
Slaanesh: Joy/ happiness/pleasure
If the entire Galaxy was to focus on these aspects, the Chaos Gods' moods would change, Chaos and the warp would mellow out and then we can focus on the space bugs and robomummies and the Tau. But, obviously, EVERYONE here would think that's a stupid ending.
And very unlikely that you could
A: calm the warp enough for them to change into more mellow gods without killing them in the first place
B: for them to even be effected by it
@@enslavedfunni1330 or you can be a total badass of an emperor who killed a god himself while on life support
Late post, but this has been in my head for a bit.
Well, here's the thing, the common name of the Immaterium dominated by Chaos is a spot on name: the Warp.
The chaos gods in their current state are a warped reflection of their true natures.
And is probably VERY impossible because everyone except the tau is basically in huge decline and care nothing for peace at all
Not sure on Slanesh, partly due to Slanesh technically being an eldar god of debauchery, never really were any good qualities to her in the first place. She’s also pretty much the only one to need people going bat shit railing murder cocaine.
Finally Majorkill acknowledges it, I swear I roll my eyes whenever someone tries to go "oh no chaos is like a force of nature and stuff" hell no it isn't, like... at all.
The warp, yes. Chaos? Not a chance.
@@tomgeytenbeek2207 Chaos is just the result of all the shit the universe went through as the Warp is just a reflection of real space.
So Chaos is just a natural result, much like global warming or the destruction of the earth humanity might cause, Chaos is the result of the sentient being's miscarrying of the galaxy
@Relic 07 The warp is a constant, it's a result. Without the warp, there wouldn't be an Emperor, or Interstellar travel, only the C'than and the Nekrons, without anyone or anything to oppose them. In a sense, Chaos Gods are immortal and unkillable, but that does not mean they are not immune to change. I believe that if the universe was somewhat pacified, the Chaos Gods would turn into benevolent, Order Gods who wouldn't seek absolute fuckfest
@Relic 07 Oh yeah but technically they're unkillable since any thought, action or decision empowers them
@@titssnitchtzeentch649 And this is why Doomslayer couldn't touch em.
“Uses Timmy voice” but Majorkill your straw poll link took me to a vote on what to stream, not who to stream with
www.strawpoll.me/20318921 I'm a dumbass
@@howabout4031 why though. what's wrong with reimlez
@@howabout4031 I really want to see the super nice, soft-spoken Rho in a game competing with professional memers, edgelords and hentai-mongers.
Slaanesh- A condom.
Khorne- Depressants.
Nurgle- Penicillin.
Tzeentch- Wheatley
The Emperor- A book on parenting
All Of Them: The Doom Slayer and a Bible
Wheatley from portal?
@@NoahDaArk a combine of doom slayer the Bible and the grey knights
Edit: oh yeah and the angry marines
Tzeentch: Anti-psychotics
@@tigerii10.5cmpog4 of course! All tzeentch’s schemes will be ruined by the Cores endless stream of terrible ideas!
If Emperor Text to Speech has taught me anything, it's that Vulkan could just hug the Chaos out of the Chaos Gods! Khorne? He could not remain angry after a Vulkan hug! Tzeentch? It's the last thing it would expect! Slaanesh? A Vulkan hug is too wholesome to be corrupted! Nurgle? Well let's be honest Nurgle has not had a hug in a very long time...
What Chaos god could resist Adventure!
Ha, good luck trying to hug me to death!
To be fair, I'd imagine Nurgle gets hugged constantly by nurglings and his marines
I got sad for Nurgle there for a while
besides they would get more puppy ki like since vulkan colour in chaos
#7: Gork and Mork stop fighting each other and start fight Chaos
If that happened.... I doubt they would have a way to prevent the pissed off godshrooms from eating them.
They won't for the explicit reason that Gork and Mork only see each other as worth fighting right now. They know a fight with the other gods wouldn't even be a fight. Currently only the Tyranids and the Necrons have even slightly gained their attention.
I believed that happened either in Fantasy Battle or Age of Sigmar. Not entirely sure, though.
They lost
At full power Chaos will beat anyone else
Ahriman was able to teleport all of the Ynnari to Tzeentch's personal area where they were slaughtered even with the help of the Phoenix Lords
@@wrath2501 What about khorne or Khaine? I'm pretty sure gork/mork would love to go to (and I quote) "A PROPAH WAAAAGH TA KICK YER TEEF IN"
The Tau actually CAN get possesed, I think it was in one of farsight´s novels, a tau water cast got posessed by a demon of Tzeenzch and had to be killed before he summoned a warp storm or something, its more like its very hard for them to get posessed rather than it being impossible, Someone also told me that, in another novel, a tau firewarrior went mad at another Tzeench demon for killing an ethereal and beated the shit out of it with his pulse rifle while yelling "Blood for the blood God!!!" but I´m not too sure on that one...
It was against a Slaanesh Daemon. I think it was in the novel Fire Warrior.
True the water cast tau was indeed possess. BUT! From what I remember said water cast had been in contact with a chaos corrupted device wich allowed the demon to possess him due to the taint being now stronger on him. So unless exposed to what are basically chaotic radiation , Tau are possibly "immune " to demonic possession.
It's not a matter of it being very hard, more that it's just not very appealing. A psyker lights up like a beacon in the warp, attracting all kinds of nasty things. But all beings with souls have a light in the warp that can be seen and MAY attract the denizens of the warp, only deamons and the like prefer to possess those with more power within the warp and in the materium. Daemons generally don't bother possessing regular humans, though there are exceptions. A Tau though? that's even less worth bothering with to a daemon than an ordinary human.
I mean, if an inanimate object can be possessed by demons, so can Tau
Yea, Tau are warp sensitive, but compared to humans, nowhere as much.
Regarding warp sensitivity, humans are for the Tau what the Eldar are for the humans.
Thanks for the advice!
When talking about the Tau: "Daemons have no interest in them"... Yup just like everybody else and this is coming from a Tau player lmao
I think that's like one of the appeals to the Tau, that they are so uncared for that they are kinda cool. Like when you REALLY like a background character in a show even thought they only have like 3 lines but they are so epic that you like it.
Or cuz pulse guns go pew pew.
@@Watcher-in-the-Dark
"We are good"
"We are diverse"
"Jk we ain't THAT good"
Truly epic
The protagonist of Fire Warrior was empowered by Khorne
Chaos gives the best power boost. Turn Genghis Khan into Uraka Headhunter
Tau got some cool tech though, if they made a battlesuit the size of an Imperator Class Titan, that would make Tau so much more interesting.
I like the Tau alot tbh. I feel like the hate comes too much from the neckbeards of the tabletop game, and the neckbeard lore junkies.
To me, they're (ironically) the most unique faction, simply because they aren't completely grimdark. That's a plus in my book.
This video is why i love this channel
Luetin is a pro
Alfabusa is a legend
Majorkill is a chad²
U must be bipolar my dude
@@minman7520 why
so innocent..
8:16 What a lot of people don't understand (including the chaos gods themselves) is that The Warp =/= Chaos. The Warp is a reflection of nature. Chaos is a twisted inversion of it that influences the materium so it can feed itself like some kind of cosmic cancer. It is absolutely possible to beat Chaos, and #1 seems the most likely the way GW is going.
I don’t really think WH 40k will ever end
It would be, honestly, pretty epic if in 2087, after revivng all the revivable primarchs GW released the last edition of WH… if they survive until then.
This could be an ending and it would be just pure awesome.
What if the rubber band happens? Would the warp just go back to normal over time?
Khaine: "So, we just defeated our great enemy?"
Ynnead: Nodding and pulling the other gods out of Slaanesh "Indeed."
Khaine: "Cool, if you need me, I'll be organising excessive and very erotic bloodsports now we've got no downside for it."
Isha taking a very long shower.
@@Dudenob123 Eldar: "Dad! Mom's been in the shower for the past two thousand years! When will she be done?"
@@Prince__Teclis Khaine: Never.
Maybe the end times would be the purified warp? Isha replaces nurgle, khaine khorne, and Ynnead for slaneesh? Dunno about Tzeentch tho maybe a combined ceogorach and crone goddess?
Prince Teclis they forgot malal
8:27
That moment where little Timmy goes too far, so far that Majorkill doesnt even tell him to STFU, and goes straight to the point.
Majorkill is the one we should send to destroy Chaos
Vulkan:
*Kuddly Khocolate Man*
Love'm
you know what truly is chaotic? The fact that Majorkill seems to have become more tolerant of Timmy, almost as if...
(deepthroats mic) *he actually did care about him*
HERESY
@@CompletelyNormalHuman CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
But that’s just a theory…
@@worldscar6422 A GAME THEORY!
Chaos god of order. I think you just broke my brain.
warp can be a place for gods of any kind,even love...not joking,but love is not as strong as hate or lust so..
isn't that sigmar. like he became the embodiment of azyr the wind of heavan and the the wind of magic is just a distile power of chaos.
@@emulation2369 I would say love is stronger, as it is more enduring and has clear purpose, but hate and anger are more intense and will devour anything in their way. More a case of sheer intensity and passion than straight-up strength as a shared emotion of the warp.
If order reigns in galaxy then the warp will calm down and it won't be the Chaos but the Order, Chaos will be no more.
Also Sigmar became the embodiment of one of Tzeentch's fragment, I love how utterly heretical this actually is
They exist in Warhammer Fantasy Battle.
"before I paint you black and make you ask a police man for directions"
[insert shaq spicy meme]
A side note on Chaos, if you will.
I'm convinced Chaos knows what it's doing. They MADE sure Horus failed and died at the emperor's hand to make sure he didn't win. Otherwise, Chaos death plan #5 would have triggered.
As far as RECENT events are concerned, I think Chaos (or at least Khorne) is finally understanding the true threat of the tyranids. Remember, hive fleet kronus kinda cucked Khorne's forces on the planet Shadowbrink. While pissing him off, it also taught khorne how adaptive the tyranids can be (i.e. when the khorne deamons spawned and charged the swarm, the tyranids abbandoned their usual strategy of cc and blasted the khornits from range).
The argument can be made that khorne's intervention in the Baal system was primarily to save the Blood Angels for himself, I think he also wanted revenge for Shadowbrink (and perhaps he developed some strategies against the swarm to boot?).
The eldar also want their mother-god of healing back from Nurgle. and Khorne seems to be fond of Khaine so maybe Khorne would be willing to get the cronesword back for them in some kind of deal? Maybe under the condition that they ressurect khaine as khaine is a massive genocide advocate which Khorne would probably want around more than Slaanesh
Me: Lol, stupid Imperial fanboys screaming "Heresy!" all the time
Also me: *watches this video*
...
HERESY!
“In Timmy voice” But Majorkill, what about a big krumpin’ by the Orks?
If humans can hold back the Ork tide, then a endless tide of demons certainly can.
@@Watcher-in-the-Dark But da better da scrap, the better da Boyz fight!
Emperor: **Post-modern nihilist that hates religion intensely, tips fedora**
Also Emperor: **Empowered, preserved, and saved by being worshiped as the central figure of a religion**
"...and everyone's attempt to cancel them like they've been recently exposed for saying naughty things online or they knelt on the wrong neck."
Less than 1 minute in and I'm on the floor wheezing from a spice overdose.
But what if we flood the warp with hugs, compassion and kindness to starve/change chaos?
*BLAM* Heretic
I think there's a chaos god for that.
Slaanesh and Nurgle like hugs.
Vulkan is that you?
Good question
There is one more way. Reduce the corruption and suffering across the galaxy to the point that Chaos is transformed into its ideal form... Slaanesh becomes the embodiment of love, pleasure, joy and contentment. Nurgle the embodiment of stability and growth. Tzeentch of innovation, curiosity and pleasant surprises... and Khorne of righteous fury, and honest competition.
But it’s the hardest way... so no one will actually try it.
"Knelt on the wrong neck" sheesh I'm only like 3 mins in 😵
That first Timmy joke was so good.
You are generally the funniest lore channel, but this video was funnier than usual, and got one of my spare likes just for that
This could’ve been a ten second video:
REMAIN EVER LOYAL TO THE GOD EMPEROR, CITIZEN. FOR THE EMPEROR PROTECTS, ETERNALLY.
The „vag-head-fishweebs“ lmao
i subbed with my second account for that
Your viewpoints are sound and your soundbites are hilarious. Glad I'm subscribed.
Good video, although in Horus Rising the one of the Intarex captains imparts on Loken that Chaos was the first power in the universe and will be the last. This is during the exchange that Loken clarifies why everyone in the Intarex keeps capitalizing the C in Chaos, right before everything goes to shit.
"Before I paint U black and make u ask a policeman 4 directions" that has to be one of the most Majorkill things I've heard ever.Good shit
Packeeeeers!!!
OMG I FINALLY HAVE ACHIEVED THE MANDATE GIVEN TO ME BY THE EMPEROR, WHEN HE SEND ME BACK IN TIME TO DISCOVER THE SECRET OF HOW TO DEFEAT CHAOS,NOW I WILL GO BACK TO OUR TIME LINE AND SHOW HIM THE WAY, THANK YOU MAJORKING
3:04 why does Fulgrim have Liver failure in that picture? Why is he so jaundiced? Did someone de-daemon Primarch him and his liver immediately died from all the drugs he did as a 4 armed snake man?
Yes, team up! Damn man you're passionate. It rubs of on us all if you know what I mean. Keep it up!
"Feeack": the pinnacle of brilliant censorship LMAO
Chaos: Invincible for corporate purposes.
40k theories: cyber dong jokes.
Everyone else: no cyber dong jokes
Answer: chose cyber dong jokes
The 4th man has to be Arch Warhammer , nobody else will do.
@@CruisingStardust everything
I love the idea of what if Khorne's massive melee weapon some how came into the material galaxy and imagen the repercussions of such power of Wrath and madness?.
Loremaster_of_Sotek just gave you a shout out in his video released today. About 8 minutes, 45 seconds in; a little before, and a little after. Mentions a video you did, which I will check out once I get a chance. Good stuff, man. Found your channel through Legend; shared it with a friend.
This was a phenomenal one, nice job mate
WOAH when did we find out the 5th sword was in Slaaneshs palace?!
Woa "shut up before I paint you black and make you ask a policeman for directions" thats beautiful
I hope you do a version for the fantasy setting. This is really good stuff.
Do what they did to Khorne, he's pretty de-feeted
ayyyyyy
I don't get it... Care to explain?
Henrik Brenni Di## feeted
Slaaneshi broke his back, so he can't walk
How to beat chaos?
Uamee: SQUAT FOR THE EMPEROR, THE EMPEROR PROTECTS US.
Why not do a live stream with OMS?
Sounds like heresy
Definitely.
I imagine it is as OMS reading from the wiki while Major repeats everything they say mockingly.
You beat me to it
OMS: *reads off the wiki* Majorkill: *repeats the last sentence as Timmy*
Timy:"NO YOU CAN'T KILL CHAOS IT WILL HAVE UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES FOR THE GALAXY!!"
Necrons:"haha,pilons goes brrrrrrrr"
Patch 40.k :D
Nice one!
WE WUZ SHAMED! DA HUMIE LEFT UZ UTTA IT! WE COULD KRUMP HOSE FUNKY HUMIES EZALY!
STEHP 1: GET KRUMPIN!
STEHP 2: WAAAA!
STEHP 3: FLY SHEIP INTO FUNKY HOLEY.
STEHP 4: ???
STEHP 5: POFIT!
I love the midget analogy, this is what we watch major kill for
I like to think The Warp is a natural part of the universe, Chaos is just this new mold that came because everyone just got "feelings" and "emotions"
“Knelt on the wrong neck” i almost pissed my self
You forgot the tyranid counter to the warp which is that they are all mentally screaming and it actually messes up the local warp when used
Major kill, you are the best warhammer 40k lore content creator on RUclips, bar none. You deserve more views and subscribers, so please continue to upload frequently.
13:03 In total chaos, anything is possible. Even order.
...what crack are you on?
The moment it it becomes order, *it aint too fucking much of a "total chaos" now, is it?*
I for one welcome return of our last and greatest Silent King!
Glorious indeed. I'm looking forward to the new Necron models.
4th player should be OMS
As the Chaplain ofc
A T'au victory also creates the opposite circumstances from the War in Heaven. We have no reason to assume that, if sustained long enough, that state of affairs wouldn't unmake the Chaos Gods. Just like the War in Heaven made them to begin with.
I've been thinking of this as of late. Thanks man. Cheers
RUclips is confirmed to be the chaos god of demonetization
Majorkill is the Primarch of the 40k Hentai Legion
XD
"Or they knelt on the wrong kneck" XD hahahaha
Chaos says: We are INVINCIBLE!
Necrons turns their chaos begone switch.
Chaos says: THATS NOT FAIR!!!!!!
Why would you want to defeat Chaos? Chaos RULES
Meme: you forgot the most effective in defeating chaos is giving Sly Marbo a morale dilemma that cause his angle and demon to appear.
Method #7 to beat chaos:
*DOOM SLAYER!* + *SLY MARBO!*
I actually love Chaos! Lol! Currently chaos has the galaxy right where they wanted. Confusion, diseases, excess, and war is running rampant. I think 40k must be the Golden Age of Chaos. They actually have conquered the galaxy and have it exactly where they want it. A constant cultivation of fear, superstition, manipulation, and desolation. Even fighting them adds to them. Oh well.
You know the chaos gods have won because they are now more concerned with fighting each other than the galaxy. Only when they join forces against a common enemy do you know the chaos gods are worried about losing. Currently chaos isn't afraid of the Emperor enough to join forces... Which may be their undoing.
''Love Chaos'' Dear Emperor, how can HERESY this titanic possibly exist??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@carlosdavidg7 since I'm from the warp, the only Heresy i know of is any love for that corpse king on the golden throne called "Emperor". 😁
Little does mankind know, they are creating another warp entity within the warp... Wholey separate from the flesh slab which is sown into their decorative chair. The entity they create, to be their salvation... Will sound the boom of a new chaos god and new eye of terror which will feast upon mankind as Slannesh now dooms all Aeldari. 😏😋😁😃🤣👍
Fyackin love your content
1st edition of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay actually included a short entry about the Gods of Law.
How about we get the Orcs, and unite them under Ghazghkull, then launch a WAAAAAAAAAAGH into the Eye of Terror, so massive that the collective WAAAAAAAAAGH energy of every Orc is able to summon the Orc gods Gork and Mork (or does it go Mork and Gork?) into material existence. Where we can finally get Khorne off his hot red lazy ass off his skull throne and fight Gork and Mork, where Tuska, who by now is probably the size of a Warhound Titan, can launch the final assault against Khornes brass citadel with his oceans worth of Nobs, where Khorne will be killed. How we’ll do this? Orcs. Like in everything. Find a way.
I’ve watched a load of your videos some even multiple times (anything to do with the greatest chapter ever the black templars) but I have never ever heard you say anything funnier than “Vulcan but he fits this rule because he’s a cuddly chocolate man” I have been screaming with tears in my eyes for about 10 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂
Abby the Armless wants to turn the Chaos Gods into tools like the Eldar had with their gods. It is a crazy plan, but it would be cool as fuck.
Hell yeah man, can't wait for space hulk stream! Gonna be funny to see Baldy play though I probably won't be able to understand Valrak, nothing new there though, I'm an American so I don't actually speak english.
Dude! Have ever watched one of your on RUclips with the captioning on?! The Tau is the best! The Towle VS Cows. So glad I'm not deaf, I'd have to walk away rethinking my life choices after reas that bit. 🤣
I’m not too familiar with how Chaos is represented in 40k lore but in most other lore that has Chaos in it, even from before Warhammer Chaos is not only natural but it is what birthed the universe.
Chaos of WH40K was birthed when the bone daddies decided to be bad boys and launched a war so massive against the Eldar and other beings that the current conflict in 40k seems like a skirmish, that they corrupted the Realm of Souls cresting Demons and the God's.
So Chaos isn't natural and the Necrons are assholes
"Shut you stupid fiuackin' mouth Timy, before I paint you black and make you ask a police officer for directions" :D :D :D :D I think I died but it also made my day! Cheers dude
That point about balding primaries having a tendency towards being traitors would have been a perfect Segway for a keeps sponsorship 😄
Well order discipline and peace through enforcement fear and torture :D
*Kaldor Draigo walking in the palace of slaneesh obliterating everything in sight*
"what is this piece of shit sword, nothing compared to the nemesis weapons of the grey knights and my mastercrafted titansword"
*tosses sword into realspace while yeeting deamon princes*
There is another one: shift the Imperium to a state where humans aren't living in such horrible conditions. This would allow the return of the Imperial Truth and a massive reduction on the emotions the Ruinous Powers feed upon, weakening them enough to be contained. Similar to what the Tua would do, but without the resulting genocide of all non-Tau to make it happen.
BTW, there is a way to get the sword: convince multiple Ork Warbosses it is the best sword ever and they just need to go into the Warp and get it. Eventually one Warg will make it and the endless stream of sexless fungus fighters will be a serious distraction in the mean time.
Wouldn't work. In case you haven't read the entirety of human history, people who are prosperous and comfortable turn into decadent degenerate turds.
Really like the music on your videos
“They knelt on the wrong neck” 🤯😅😂🤯 absolute savage 😂😂
I'm hoping 40k Theories or Wolf Lord Rho playing with you since I'm subbed to them as well as you.
Pls don't defeat them I just got my Slaanesh Models : (
Make them fabulous
Lucky you. I almost ordered some. I can say I am jealous. My wife told me I have to get a different set of models.
Eldar: "We beat she who thirsts by releasing Ynnead after we... We... Raid that palace..."
Necrons: Lol, lmao.
Or ... love. Unconditional love, foregiveness, compassion? That would be fun, unstead of the typical grimdark stuff ... just hugging Khorne, and he sheds a tear and vanishes ...
YES THIS IS GLORIOUS
Oh hell yeah, I would definitely watch the space hulk death wing stream
knelt on the wrong neck...
Now THAT is some subtle spice.
"Shut up Timmy before I paint you black and make you ask a cop for directions." Rofl.
That comment about being painted black and asking a cop for directions make me realise Google maps has probably saved a lot of lives.
"Or they knelt on the wrong neck...." To early... to early!! :P
Imprison them, make the power source of the prison whatever empowers them/what they represent. The chaos gods can't go against their own nature and their followers will unwittingly power the prison. There'll always be people who get corrupted by chaos, but in this case it'd work against them.
2:00 '*in timmys voice*' But majorkill! I know you hate gamza and italianspartacus! BUT where is Arch warhammer?
lmao
Shit your filthy mouth timmy before I put elf ears on you and show you to vulkan!