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  • Опубликовано: 10 авг 2020
  • I was saving these legendary Guardsmen for a rainy day... Today we talk about the Death Korps of Krieg
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  • @majorkill
    @majorkill  4 года назад +1219

    As the saying goes, when views and subscribers are down, deploy the Death Korps of Krieg
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    • @mediterraneanarhcitype4211
      @mediterraneanarhcitype4211 4 года назад +8

      The censor for the the C is fucking incredible

    • @garank4971
      @garank4971 4 года назад +10

      Really? Death corpse of krieg?

    • @garank4971
      @garank4971 4 года назад +4

      They would have been perfect for perturabo

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 4 года назад +13

      The Death Korps otherwise known as, “Who said WW1 tactics are outdated should be shot”

    • @garank4971
      @garank4971 4 года назад +3

      @Legion of the dammed now i am scared ....i like it....

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 4 года назад +5825

    "We surrender!"
    Kriegsman: "I fail to see how that concerns me."

    • @emjaaaay
      @emjaaaay 4 года назад +551

      "We surrender"
      Kriegsman: "That sounds like a you problem."

    • @boom350ph
      @boom350ph 3 года назад +400

      Daethkorps solider once said
      "They are waving a white flag!? ! Fire at will men!! They are doing some magic shit over there!!! "

    • @zewafflejaeger9653
      @zewafflejaeger9653 3 года назад +242

      @@boom350ph Friendship is magic and magic is heresy

    • @piratekingthaszar7912
      @piratekingthaszar7912 3 года назад +149

      "We surrender!"
      *gas mask noises*

    • @CICellDirectorCairmann
      @CICellDirectorCairmann 3 года назад +68

      Death korps grenadier: *chuckles in hellgun*

  • @chibikun69
    @chibikun69 4 года назад +3157

    Cadian Virgins: Hm yes, lasgun
    Krieg chads: SHOVEL

    • @dekaw9138
      @dekaw9138 4 года назад +48

      Kuromissei The Avenger go dig a trench loser

    • @ekkovaan2261
      @ekkovaan2261 4 года назад +112

      Virgin tau: hmm yes i shall use a gun to shoot the enemies from afar because im a pussy ass virgin baby bich
      Chad cadian: ill use a lasgun so that i can shoot at the enemy while bayonet charging
      Thad krieger: I MUST BELIVE IN THE SPLEEN OF THE TRENCH SHOVEL

    • @drebodollaz3504
      @drebodollaz3504 4 года назад +6

      Hot shot lasgun

    • @silvertrimhill9844
      @silvertrimhill9844 4 года назад +19

      Cattachan Thad: BEAR CHESTS

    • @gudboah4688
      @gudboah4688 4 года назад +15

      Thad Catachan: A A A A A A A A A A H H H H H

  • @Vorusen
    @Vorusen 3 года назад +1888

    "They were shelled for 5 years until they offered unconditional surrender ... the Kreigsmans response was shelling them for another 5 years" Thats fucking hilarious. I like the way these guys think

    • @wingedhussars2833
      @wingedhussars2833 2 года назад +111

      Bets part was after three years no one was alive in the area they were shelling

    • @SirEggo2412
      @SirEggo2412 2 года назад +71

      @@wingedhussars2833 they had to make sure they were all dead

    • @CMTechnica
      @CMTechnica 2 года назад

      @@SirEggo2412 the only way to repent for the sins of the father- kill all the fathers

    • @TheGuyFrom7Hubble
      @TheGuyFrom7Hubble 2 года назад

      The planet: IMPERIUM SUCKS!
      Death korps: we're shelling you for 5 years for your treason
      The planet 5 years later: WE SURRENDER!!!! DONT SHELL US FOR ANOTHER 5 YEARS!!!!!!
      Death korps: SHELL EM FOR SURRENDERING!!!

    • @NapoleonBonaparte-of4sl
      @NapoleonBonaparte-of4sl Год назад +5

      @@SirEggo2412 for real?

  • @soidz4569
    @soidz4569 4 года назад +2715

    "...you'll die...and then your corpse will die." The most 40K thing I think I can recall ever hearing.

    • @comradedude5824
      @comradedude5824 3 года назад +45

      Nurgle: *Yes Little Ones*

    • @entspannter
      @entspannter 3 года назад +32

      Well, since plague zombies are a thing....

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 3 года назад +6

      *CHAOS NOISES*

    • @mosesgonzalez2248
      @mosesgonzalez2248 3 года назад +10

      Don't forget the bombing of mortared ashes... All that's missing was the heavy flamer to incinerate the heresy of betrayal.

    • @agustinvizcaino9274
      @agustinvizcaino9274 3 года назад +8

      May I interest you upon:
      "How do you tie up an idea?"
      "You underestimate the amount of rope we have"

  • @imperialfist2304
    @imperialfist2304 4 года назад +2661

    Literally anyone else: Enemy Titan sir! Recommend we fall back, reassess, and deploy an armored regiment!
    Krieg: Enemy Titan sir! Recommend we affix bayonets and see if we can kill it before the tanks come!

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 4 года назад +219

      An enemy titan? without support?
      Yeah he´s fucked. Like seriously fucked.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 4 года назад +137

      If they can survive the waves of heat death from its weapons firing, or the potentially organ rupturing shockwaves of its high caliber guns firing, and blast their way inside so they could ascend the titan, then that plan would work.
      Although the percentage chance is so low that anybody who isn't an insane Kreig zealot would think "We can do that after we have made the preparations for it."

    • @Deadsnake989
      @Deadsnake989 3 года назад +131

      That reminds me of the end of an Arma 3 40k video. Group was fighting an enemy titan and the moment the void shields fell some dude from a penal legion speaks over the vox. "Charging enemy titan to plant explosive on it." The comment section of the video was just filled with "That one madlad who charged the titan is a Krieg player."

    • @Alva_Lombax
      @Alva_Lombax 3 года назад +50

      Who would win, 4 angry demon primarchs or one regiment of angry gas mask bois with shovels

    • @magentaman7639
      @magentaman7639 3 года назад +40

      Kriegsmen: *HIT IT TIL IT DIES!*

  • @maxpowerdup
    @maxpowerdup 4 года назад +2821

    Administratum: "Well, governor, what can your planet offer the Imperium?" Governor: "20 Regiments of Soldiers, trained and equipped to Astra Militarum standard" Administratum: "Well, we will return in a few hundred years and pick them up." Governor: "They are already ready to go." *Administratoboner commencing*

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 4 года назад +699

      My favorite joke goes something like this
      Administratum: Alright, so since Krieg is a blasted wasteland we’ll request 1 regiment
      Krieg Command: Alright, 10 regiments have been equipped, trained, and sent
      Administratum: Wait we ask-
      Krieg: Say no more, we’ve trained, equipped, and sent 23 regiments.

    • @chunkysweirdtoaster3081
      @chunkysweirdtoaster3081 4 года назад +369

      @@imperialfist2304 Administratum: I-wha-
      Krieg: And we can send more every single year

    • @zandrmandr8300
      @zandrmandr8300 4 года назад +111

      chunktagne's weird toaster year? Don’t you mean every month?

    • @chunkysweirdtoaster3081
      @chunkysweirdtoaster3081 4 года назад +165

      @@zandrmandr8300 I was just using the statistic of them being able to shit out 50 million kriegy bois a year

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 3 года назад +121

      @John Doe being a Krieger is almost like being an Ork, you don't suffer attrition, for you're the one who creates it

  • @custodianvrael6471
    @custodianvrael6471 4 года назад +1394

    Ya really know somethings wrong when the Commissar is there to minimise casualties and fulfils the role of a social worker/ public relations officer

    • @custodianvrael6471
      @custodianvrael6471 3 года назад +3

      @Quinn Hasse S'trewth

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 3 года назад +75

      Krieg: they will fight and win, but damn morale of people who fight along them will be fucked

    • @Hidensee
      @Hidensee 3 года назад +28

      And, what if some chapter use Krieg as recrutment world.... Who will be best cadidates for this madness?

    • @custodianvrael6471
      @custodianvrael6471 3 года назад +26

      @@Hidensee Carcharadons, Black templars or Chaos marines

    • @Hidensee
      @Hidensee 3 года назад +5

      @@custodianvrael6471 you mention chaose space Marine twice...

  • @AN71H3RO
    @AN71H3RO 4 года назад +1883

    As a German, as soon as I learned about the Death Korps of Krieg, I got myself a pair of shovels.

    • @frankcastle9691
      @frankcastle9691 3 года назад +48

      You need a bayonet too.

    • @AN71H3RO
      @AN71H3RO 3 года назад +46

      @@frankcastle9691 I actually had an M7 long before I learned about the Death Korps.😁

    • @frankcastle9691
      @frankcastle9691 3 года назад +11

      @@AN71H3RO whats an m7?

    • @AN71H3RO
      @AN71H3RO 3 года назад +32

      @@frankcastle9691 the bayonet that was used by the United States from the sixties to the eighties.

    • @frankcastle9691
      @frankcastle9691 3 года назад +6

      @@AN71H3RO ah ok.

  • @InquisitorXarius
    @InquisitorXarius 4 года назад +1270

    When the Emperor Returns or if he ever returns, he should see that the people of Krieg are the most loyal and fanatic in the service of humanity and the emperor and have more than made up for their leader's treason and deserve a place at the emperor's side alongside the loyalist Primarchs and the Custodes as the most significant examples of sacrifice and loyalty in the service of humankind and the emperor.

    • @chosenofkhorne2951
      @chosenofkhorne2951 4 года назад +170

      Emporer: WTF did I create
      Imperial soldiers: death is a blessing let the planet burn 🔥

    • @theStamax
      @theStamax 4 года назад +137

      From what we know the opposite is more likely true. The emperor was a rational person who detested fanatism. He was just too blind in his pursuit of a unified galaxy to see the cracks showing which eventually led to the horus heresy. Krieg is not loyal ... they are freaking insane.
      Unless this was a meme comment in which case ... FOR THE EMPRAH!

    • @aecides3203
      @aecides3203 4 года назад +75

      If he returns he'd do well to not acknowledge them beyond "You're doing good work, keep it up" - their fanaticism, devotion and lack of hesitation (their primary strength) comes from thinking they need to earn his forgiveness. While they MIGHT say "Big E came back and forgave us! Let's fight even harder to show our gratitude!" they could equally respond with "We earned our forgiveness, let's all focus on making Krieg an agri-world and getting fat." If it's the second one, a dozen Imperial lines are about to crumble.

    • @revanruler6404
      @revanruler6404 4 года назад +76

      @@aecides3203 i don't think krieg would give up their fanatical devotion to focus on agriculture, even if the emperor forgave them tehy will never forgive themselves or forget what happened the last time they decided to pursue profits over war and sacrifice. Besides they're super proud of their radiation filled hellhole since it makes them tough

    • @aecides3203
      @aecides3203 4 года назад +47

      @@revanruler6404 Well how a fanatic is going to respond to direct praise from their literal god is pretty unpredictable - we don't have any actual examples to draw from and fanatics are, by nature, unpredictable. Kind of like the joke about how if Big E personally told a Sister of Battle that he wasn't a God it's 50/50 as to whether she'd shoot him for heresy.

  • @aecides3203
    @aecides3203 4 года назад +739

    Death Korps of Krieg - the only Guardsmen who would volunteer to deploy in Australia.

    • @punkrockmartian
      @punkrockmartian 3 года назад +53

      The catachan aka space jungle Australians would like to have a word with you

    • @cobaltCarnivore
      @cobaltCarnivore 3 года назад +41

      jackdaniel holt-ellison anywhere on earth that isn't a frostbitten hellhole would be a vacation to a Catachan Jungle Fighter, potentially a pilgrimage if they find out what planet they're on

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 3 года назад +3

      @@punkrockmartian lol

    • @ImZiio
      @ImZiio 2 года назад +13

      The DKOK see emu’s for the first time “finally a worthy opponent”.

    • @linuswelch9723
      @linuswelch9723 Год назад +2

      @@punkrockmartian those guys are from a planet that isn’t in a close third to how deadly Australia is

  • @HB-ng9lb
    @HB-ng9lb 3 года назад +644

    "No regard for human life, so asians"
    I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS

    • @theempiredidnothingwrong3227
      @theempiredidnothingwrong3227 3 года назад +148

      Ever study major wars in Asia, they're effing brutal because both sides do whatever it takes to win with little regard for human life.

    • @rostyawanaldy2402
      @rostyawanaldy2402 3 года назад +67

      @@theempiredidnothingwrong3227 also, lots of casualties from both sides

    • @thatoneguy-wr3px
      @thatoneguy-wr3px 3 года назад +73

      D E C I S I V E T A N G V I C T O R Y

    • @bedrocktailor3226
      @bedrocktailor3226 3 года назад +79

      Yup, Imperial Japan was known to throw babies on bayonets to send a message.

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 3 года назад +48

      @@bedrocktailor3226 don't forget about unit 731

  • @anangrymarine9174
    @anangrymarine9174 3 года назад +418

    "Beep, boop; we have a nuke."
    -Krieg Magos

    • @GGIWIN47
      @GGIWIN47 2 года назад +3

      Oh crap!

    • @moodyowlproductions4287
      @moodyowlproductions4287 2 года назад +2

      I stand next to you...we are going to hell.....but we not going along(CHARGE FORWARD)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @some_poser_on_a_farm7251
      @some_poser_on_a_farm7251 Год назад +1

      This is the best response ever.

  • @commando1897
    @commando1897 4 года назад +2043

    Ah yes, trench warfare.

    • @doom7ish
      @doom7ish 4 года назад +95

      Ah Yes, Shovels.

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 4 года назад +94

      Ah yes, gigantic, egregious, erroneous, erotic, numbers of casualties.

    • @Connor.SG-1Ring
      @Connor.SG-1Ring 4 года назад +67

      Ay yes, dirt, mud, razor wires, explosions, and body parts.

    • @Prikense
      @Prikense 4 года назад +55

      Ah yes, horses, bolt action rifles, non movable artillery and machine guns

    • @gabrieldiola8461
      @gabrieldiola8461 3 года назад +13

      You spelled corpses wrpng

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 4 года назад +1304

    Cadian virgins: the planet breaks before them
    Krieg chads: the enemy breaks before them or the planet

    • @garank4971
      @garank4971 4 года назад +40

      Win is win.

    • @gearshiv
      @gearshiv 4 года назад +122

      Krieger. "Planet didn't break it only has extra large trenches"

    • @cesarfortson8245
      @cesarfortson8245 4 года назад +32

      It really says how Chadly even the virgin has to be when the planet breaks towards them.

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 4 года назад +20

      Cadia loading a shotgun with malicious intent

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 4 года назад +19

      Both are chads, PDF troopers are the virgins, they just wear uniforms similar to those of the Caidans, that's it.

  • @middleground7108
    @middleground7108 4 года назад +1545

    Guards men : i like to kill the xenos with numbers
    Space marine : i like to kill demons with heavy armor and weapon
    Inquisition : i like to kill heretics with space bombardment
    Kerige soldier : where is my SHOVEL?

    • @gabrielangelos2821
      @gabrielangelos2821 4 года назад +35

      We do not just kill demons, we eliminate the most power full enemies of humanity, we eradicate all of the xenos for the protection of the rel... I mean humanity
      "Also you wrote guardsmen badly"

    • @middleground7108
      @middleground7108 4 года назад +6

      @@gabrielangelos2821 well said brother purge all xenos scum

    • @LARGO125
      @LARGO125 4 года назад +18

      Sly Marbo to Kriegsman: shovel? Oh... I used it destroy that Imperator class Titan over there.

    • @X3105i
      @X3105i 4 года назад +16

      Hans get the shovel
      The power shovel

    • @deathkorpswatchmaster2414
      @deathkorpswatchmaster2414 3 года назад +7

      Kreig: I like to kill anything with heavy equipment, large numbers, heavy artillery, shovels, and thr will to die

  • @Geeko170
    @Geeko170 4 года назад +199

    "The sharpened spade is a lighter and more versatile weapon - not only can you get a man under the chin, but more to the point, you can strike a blow with a lot more force behind it. That's especially true if you can bring it down diagonally between the neck and the shoulder"
    Erich Maria Remarque, in 'All Quiet on the Western Front'

    • @bionetik
      @bionetik 4 года назад +8

      I remember this passage. After this paragraph he goes on to explain that bayonets are actually shitty weapons because they get stuck so easily unless you stab the enemy in the stomach which leaves not dead and still able to strike you

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 2 года назад +3

      I was waiting for someone to quote this genius of warfare of a quote

    • @agentjohnson3973
      @agentjohnson3973 День назад

      Damn good book!

  • @molliethomas2585
    @molliethomas2585 4 года назад +235

    "I am expendable, a tool for His plan/To kill as is needed, and die as He demands"

    • @TheKlink
      @TheKlink 4 года назад +13

      Stop throwing your life away then!! Wait for the order!

    • @theexiledv2323
      @theexiledv2323 4 года назад +6

      Life is the emperor's currency spend it well

    • @LocalHeretic-ck1kd
      @LocalHeretic-ck1kd 4 года назад +11

      that song is really awesome

    • @GGIWIN47
      @GGIWIN47 2 года назад +2

      Stringstorm?

  • @demolitionnicholas689
    @demolitionnicholas689 4 года назад +1853

    Majorkill: *makes a video on the Death Korps of Krieg*
    Me, a hardcore Death Korps player: *Happy Suicidal Unforgiven Gas Mask noises*
    edit: this did not age well for me. most of the Death Korps of Krieg models got cut, end me now for the money I lost this year,

    • @tiksmaoc9497
      @tiksmaoc9497 4 года назад +72

      I'm sorry for your wallet. And that's me, who bought a baneblade and a leman russ because I was at my local store and suddenly "felt like it".
      I love the models and I would love an army but they are just too expensive for me.

    • @KyleAlexis
      @KyleAlexis 4 года назад +17

      I want to know from a Death Korps player: How effective are the Korps in tabletop?

    • @malgorzatakawken
      @malgorzatakawken 4 года назад +7

      @@KyleAlexis ^ same

    • @Watcher-in-the-Dark
      @Watcher-in-the-Dark 4 года назад +20

      @@tiksmaoc9497 I just buy my models off Ebay already used and painted because I'm a loser that can't paint and it's often cheaper. I'm a Dark Angel player though.

    • @KyleAlexis
      @KyleAlexis 4 года назад +9

      @Natasel I'm happy about no morale, because who gives the fuck about morale?

  • @jpbar4230
    @jpbar4230 4 года назад +617

    "Staunch, brave, twisted and potentially suicidal"
    Sounds like my ex alright.

    • @Dudenob123
      @Dudenob123 4 года назад +7

      He didn't say always to your right and joined together.

    • @robinderoos1166
      @robinderoos1166 3 года назад +3

      Exes are more like: stench, raving, twisted and try to make you suicidal

    • @garycomehome115
      @garycomehome115 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like me

  • @develtusletrin5410
    @develtusletrin5410 4 года назад +418

    Damn you Majorkill, after that Baldermort adopted uncle joke I’m imagining all the Warhammer lore channels as a big dysfunctional family now

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 4 года назад +26

      so is Brva Alfabusa the grand dad god father.

    • @Dudenob123
      @Dudenob123 4 года назад +8

      Please they are a guardsmen regiment.

    • @justindalton8701
      @justindalton8701 3 года назад +5

      @@Dudenob123 101 RUclips div? each company is sperated in lore, animation, figures and video games usage: morale?
      Pending inquiry....

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg 3 года назад +2

      @@marcus4046 I was gonna say Luetin was the wise old patriarch. Alfa would be the funny uncle.

  • @relyann
    @relyann 4 года назад +630

    What do you mean we can't charge the enemy Titan with fixed bayonets?
    By the way you forgot to tell the story of the Kriegsman who killed a Khorne Berzerker with only a shovel.

    • @drebodollaz3504
      @drebodollaz3504 4 года назад +26

      Did that really happen?

    • @stephenbarrett8861
      @stephenbarrett8861 4 года назад +72

      Define really, it’s a fictional universe!

    • @ewfurry6499
      @ewfurry6499 4 года назад +10

      headcanon

    • @anoninunen
      @anoninunen 4 года назад +24

      Did he rocketjump?

    • @svagglaorde4387
      @svagglaorde4387 4 года назад +44

      Killed by a shovel?
      The Iron Warriors would like to know this Kriegsman's location..

  • @ken9277
    @ken9277 4 года назад +416

    I was fast enough that no Kriegsman died.

  • @AwayWithYouVileBeggar
    @AwayWithYouVileBeggar 4 года назад +175

    Death Korps of Krieg, the literal 40K Mad Lads xD
    "What you need 10 divisions to die for the Emperor? We'll give you 20!" - Death Korps of Krieg, probably

    • @medicaebasil1482
      @medicaebasil1482 2 года назад +15

      Imperial Officer: We need 10 battle ready regiments!
      Krieg: 20 battle regiments? Where do you need 50 regiments?

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Год назад +3

      @@medicaebasil1482 alright boys we need 100 regiments! Get going!

  • @shaneclark2927
    @shaneclark2927 3 года назад +103

    I feel that the Death Korp of Krieg and the Clone army have one thing similar no one talks about. Child Soldiers. The clones age twice as fast as regular humans so they are ten to eleven going to war while only training their whole lives. I believe Krief does the same. Just take these clones and put them through Krieg training and beliefs and you will have the basic Krieg Guardsman.

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 3 года назад +9

      There is a personality difference but yeah basically

    • @MyH3ntaiGirl
      @MyH3ntaiGirl 3 года назад +2

      Nah this aint star war clone

    • @_Eternos
      @_Eternos 2 года назад +4

      i mean, it's not really specified if they're clones, normal humans, or something else

  • @minhducnguyen674
    @minhducnguyen674 3 года назад +262

    Imagine a Krieg- Armageddon combined armed force. That would be a nightmare. The steel legion push while the Krieg hold ground. Truly an unstoppable force combines with an immovable object

    • @TheSchultinator
      @TheSchultinator 2 года назад +9

      Only problem is that Krieg has their own armored regiments, they don't need the Steel Legion

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 2 года назад +6

      @@TheSchultinator ww1 + ww2 Germans

    • @GCHumanGuy
      @GCHumanGuy 2 года назад +3

      @@TheSchultinator Kriegers don't specialise in blitz tank tactics as well as Armageddon troops

    • @budiman-kx8dt
      @budiman-kx8dt 2 года назад

      Welcome to the siege of hive Tartarus.

    • @xpcube
      @xpcube Год назад +2

      @@TheSchultinator considering Steel Legion is fully built for armoured combined strikes, i'd wager that they do their blitzkrieg tanking jobs much better than the Krieg. in the Imperial Armour book they lost 3/4 or smth of their tanks in Vraks, tanking isn't their specialty

  • @diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754
    @diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754 3 года назад +31

    Taken from somewhere else from the Imperium...
    ASTARTES:
    It takes years of training, meditation, conditioning, and hardship to produce a single battle brother. 10,000 of the finest warriors of mankind, capable of facing the most brutal and horrible terrors the galaxy can conjure and prevail. Our battle honors span millennia. Each Astarte is worth 1000 times his number. What ... are you looking at?
    Krieg Quartermaster : (staring at his notebook) Accounting for nominal casualty rates and allowing for shortages, my home-world produces enough troops and material to destroy your chapter every 96 hours. (closes notebook) Anyway, nice armor you got there. Paint that yourself?

    • @BeatmasterAC
      @BeatmasterAC 3 года назад +2

      i could add:
      ASTARTES LIBRARIAN:
      yeah nice try. See i can teleport your entire Planet right into the eye of Terror with my Mind, before you guys would even manage to leave your Planet. You are still here because we both serve the Imperium and we really don't want to fight demonic Versions of you, after getting a Power Boost by Khorne, but we would still mop the floor with all of you because in that case the Grey Knights would step in and they love to tear appart Souls, by prophetic fury alone. How do i know all that? Well Librarians can see possible Futures you know?
      Anyway, nice Gas Mask. Do you ever change the Filters?

    • @diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754
      @diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754 3 года назад +2

      @@BeatmasterAC Krieg Quartermaster : Only after shovel-charges.

    • @sanitarycockroach9038
      @sanitarycockroach9038 2 года назад +6

      @@BeatmasterAC Teleportting Krieg into the Eye? Stop giving them ideas! They'll actually do it!

    • @ethannelson9620
      @ethannelson9620 8 месяцев назад +2

      I'm new but wouldn't the kriegs just carry on fighting the warp as they're immune to the taint

  • @Burningsteel
    @Burningsteel 4 года назад +107

    Shovels never run out of ammo!

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 3 года назад +2

      But they do run out of edge

    • @jamesbaxter5147
      @jamesbaxter5147 3 года назад +8

      @@magnusthered4973 Blunt Weapons can still be quite effective.

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 3 года назад +2

      @@jamesbaxter5147 true

    • @brianjohnson5272
      @brianjohnson5272 3 года назад +7

      Shovels never run out of ammo BUUUT they run out of enemies.

  • @mrm5659
    @mrm5659 4 года назад +191

    Best line of this is “Beep Boop we have a nuke”

    • @Ddnmddnn
      @Ddnmddnn 3 года назад +4

      Its actually 10101010101010101010101010101010

    • @Uutron
      @Uutron 3 года назад +3

      @@Ddnmddnn more like 01100010 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110000 00100000 01101001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101110 01110101 01101011 01100101.

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 4 года назад +84

    "I think the key to ending racism is by deploying, the Death Korps Of Krieg."
    I mean, yes, but i do not think its the way you think.

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 2 года назад +4

      There can’t be no racism if everything is either dead or wears a gasmask

    • @snakezase2998
      @snakezase2998 2 года назад

      We can fight racism with sexism

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 2 года назад +3

      @@snakezase2998 based?

    • @BuilderB08
      @BuilderB08 2 года назад

      I mean no-one in 40k is racist- they hate everyone equally! Except the idiot Tau. They waste time saying “join or die” instead of just “die”

    • @alexd1139
      @alexd1139 Год назад

      ​@@Ballin4Vengeance Based.

  • @AngelDust6969
    @AngelDust6969 3 года назад +32

    Commissar: Run through the plan one more time to see if you've got it.
    Death Korps Guardsman: Use artillery to bomb the enemy lines.
    Commissar: Yes.
    Death Korps Guardsman: Use formations and tactics to out-maneuver the enemy.
    Commissar: Yes, yes. Good.
    Death Korps Guardman: Charge the enemy lines with a shovel!
    Commissar: NO!!!

  • @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
    @juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 4 года назад +63

    TF2 Soldier watched this from Heaven.
    And he dropped tears of MANLINESS.

  • @commanderbacara225
    @commanderbacara225 3 года назад +163

    The Krieg are a pretty good representation of the Napoleonic + WW1 French army with smaller inspirations to WW1 Italian, British and German apparel since that is their intended design choice.
    Their officers and Death Riders are literally based on French Cuirassier Cavalry down to the tassels while their Infantry greatcoats are based on the French WW1 army uniforms. Their combat Engineer uniforms are based on WW1 Italian assault infantry while their Grenadiers are based on WW1 German Stormtrooper Armour.
    Their Helmets are based on the French Adrian with German Stahlhelm. Their gasmasks are British in design.
    Death Korps of Krieg is WW1 incarnate.

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg 2 года назад +7

      Appropriate. The Death Korp is the last Guard regiment I’d want to be in and the western front of WWI is the last pace in history I’d ever want to be.

  • @barretstone6923
    @barretstone6923 4 года назад +909

    I've never clicked faster in my life

  • @blacktemplarchaplainmarius42
    @blacktemplarchaplainmarius42 4 года назад +480

    Commissars of any other Guardsmen:
    Guardsmen: we need to fall back! were outmatched and outgunned we need support!
    Commissar: Don't take one step back or cannot fight the enemy head on or I will shoot myself
    Commissars of Death Korp Regiments
    Death Korp Commander: Sir we can storm the fronts against these heretics! We can charge with death in our eyes and finally meet the Emperor with open arms! We shall die for the Emperor to see this battle won for the Imperium!
    Death Korp Commissar: That's great and all but we have to be *"Tactically"* careful and maybe sent half your regiment not all of them, Command's Orders.
    DK Commander: But... but... our oath!!...
    Death Korp Commissar: No buts! You have your Orders, or I will send your Regiment to an Agro-World or a Paradise-World whether like it or not!
    (Edited to remove symbol error)

    • @Talashaoriginal
      @Talashaoriginal 4 года назад +63

      DK Commander: *shoots Commissar for cowardice.*

    • @Dudenob123
      @Dudenob123 4 года назад +14

      Vostroyan comander in the back round, charge in slavic.

    • @chunkysweirdtoaster3081
      @chunkysweirdtoaster3081 4 года назад +29

      DK Commander: No! Anything but Paradise-Worlds! Anything but that! *scared gasmask noises*

    • @MiketheMadness
      @MiketheMadness 4 года назад +17

      Imagine being trained from childhood to be a soldier, memorising the tactica imperialis, physically and mentally being conditioned to the peak of human ability and psychologically broken to the point of insanity.
      And then not understanding tactics enough to *not* commit suicide by walking into no mans land

    • @CorwinTheOneAndOnly
      @CorwinTheOneAndOnly 3 года назад +12

      @@MiketheMadness The suicidalness is *mostly* a meme, of sorts, technically Kriegsman are always tactically minded. It's just that so often there is *so many goddamn kriegsmen* in one location that their losses can be seen as suicidal just due to how many bodies pile up. And then they win anyways, because only the necrons themselves can out-do Krieg in attrition. Very rarely have kriegs charged to their death in a situation where it would have been tactically damaging to an *entire* operation.

  • @baldermort
    @baldermort 4 года назад +154

    G’day Nevy. :).
    Inquiring minds have asked; have you found out the bra size of Yvraine yet? I’ve stated your research is meticulous and exhaustive. It could take time, but I did promise to ask. :)

    • @axeper0302
      @axeper0302 3 года назад +4

      Why on holy Terra would you wanna know that?

    • @Ballard258
      @Ballard258 3 года назад +9

      I red this with your voice

    • @aves4311
      @aves4311 3 года назад +2

      He is speaking the language of Gods.

    • @alexejvecera6317
      @alexejvecera6317 3 года назад +6

      I'm desapointed that majorkill didn't respond

    • @Sith35864
      @Sith35864 2 года назад

      HOLY SHIT HES HERE

  • @JrWyze
    @JrWyze 3 года назад +67

    Korps commissar: tanks and heavy units you say?
    Korps private: yessir, we are also surrounded and outnumbered
    Korps commissar: those poor bastards

  • @j_x5058
    @j_x5058 3 года назад +23

    Imagine you are fighting the Imperium, you have managed to push them back to their last control points. You think of R&R after this bloody battle, but you suddenly hear the sound of gas masks charging against you, you think nothing of it, you can shoot them down, and yet, they keep charging against you without fear nor care, you frantically fire blindly into the enemy while the gap between you and them keeps closing by the second. Then, you feel a sudden pain in your neck, you have been hit by a shovel, you fall down to the ground, bleeding to death, you realize that you have been fighting the death korp of Krieg and you stood no chance from the very beginning...

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 3 года назад +88

    " We surrender. "
    ' ... That's great. Stay in your city though. We need target practice. '

  • @villevalste1888
    @villevalste1888 3 года назад +20

    " Shovels are great. Shovels are the quintessence of civilization.
    A shovel is a good friend to any and every type of soldier. And a shovel is the best gear for a close-quarters fight in a trench.
    Longer than a bayonet, simpler to handle than a rifle, sturdier than any other tool. Not only that, but they are extremely cheap and easy to make, so they're perfect for mass-producing.
    This is it. The ideal piece of equipment. This is the point humanity was meant to reach.
    "The shovel is truly an implement born of civilization", Tanya murmurs, leading a unit to wish good evening to the enemy with their shovels. "
    - Saga of Tanya the Evil, Volume 2, Chapter 5, pages: 256-257.

  • @AnikaJarlsdottr
    @AnikaJarlsdottr 3 года назад +21

    The thing you need to know about the "Horses" that the Death Rider Cavalry charge tanks and bunkers with, is that they are similar to old terran horses only in an external examination from a distance. once you get up close and personal with the Steeds of the Death Riders, you realise they have far more in common (genetically and temperamentally) with a god damn Grizzly Bear. They are a lot like their riders in that they simply have 0 self preservation instinct and when they charge those tanks and bunkers, the Krieger on the back is simply along for the ride as his Bear/Horse/Rhino thing barrels into the enemy lines. as for durability, they are so damn tough they can go on at least another 50 yards with a heavy bolter crater in their torso.

  • @joshk96
    @joshk96 4 года назад +107

    I clicked faster than a Kriegsman can put on his gas mask

    • @joshk96
      @joshk96 4 года назад +20

      Jokes on me Kriegsmen are born with them on and never take them off

    • @Prayingfrog
      @Prayingfrog 4 года назад +13

      Josh K The mask stays on during sex.

    • @silvertrimhill9844
      @silvertrimhill9844 4 года назад +4

      Kinky

    • @kerolsmorgan126
      @kerolsmorgan126 4 года назад +4

      @@joshk96 STM sexually transmitted masks

    • @anbfm129
      @anbfm129 4 года назад +2

      @@kerolsmorgan126 STR sexually transmited radiation

  • @grimm4649
    @grimm4649 4 года назад +32

    Clones you say, I call it mass production of life.

    • @embodying8moth82
      @embodying8moth82 3 года назад +4

      "Civilian casualties? You mean COLLATERAL DAMAGE!"
      -the guy who went "fuck it just nuke it"

    • @MisterNi
      @MisterNi 2 года назад +2

      Kriegs are just clones of past well respected people, if you learn some lore about the Space Marines, they're the almost-not-human-fully-augmented-genetically-modified ones. 🙂 Kriegs probably look perfectly human under their gear though. :)

  • @aify5883
    @aify5883 4 года назад +142

    That bit you did about diversity was hilarious, you're a legend mate. You should do a lore video on dreadnoughts, specifically leviathan ones more so, some of the characters interned into leviathans are legendary too, like you.

  • @robwalsh9843
    @robwalsh9843 3 года назад +10

    I want to see a sitcom about a bunch of Kriegsmen getting stranded on a Paradise World that the Imperium forgot about.
    Gilligan's Island with bayonets and shovels, basically.

  • @L_Monke
    @L_Monke 4 года назад +66

    Suicidal? They simply know that Emperor protects!

  • @brothersgt.grauwolff6716
    @brothersgt.grauwolff6716 4 года назад +22

    "20,000 unit's available with 1 million more on the way" 😊

  • @mitchellmitting6678
    @mitchellmitting6678 4 года назад +28

    I love the Death Korp. These dudes backstory is great and I love the simplistic nature of their regiments and their dogged one minded determination.

  • @thetalantonx
    @thetalantonx 4 года назад +45

    0:39 - "However my adopted uncle, Baldermort..." - You have no idea how much joy that brought me. You two are my favorites, followed closely by Luetin09. It made my day when I saw the livestreams with both of you in them. You're also my only two current Patreons.

  • @KyleAlexis
    @KyleAlexis 4 года назад +466

    “Protection for Humanity, Forgiveness for Krieg.”
    -Officer of the 105th MehrKrieg Regiment
    Ummm, thanks for the likes. The 105th MehrKrieg Regiment is a regiment I made, alongside the officer DKOK 704124

  • @shootinbruin3614
    @shootinbruin3614 4 года назад +5

    If Kreig had its own Space Marine chapter they would make the Black Templars look like the Salamanders

  • @lewishorsman2219
    @lewishorsman2219 3 года назад +6

    They are without doubt the most thrilling of all the emperor’s forces.
    It’s like Guilliman meets with the Krieg Commander and says “It’s not going to be pretty, millions of them are encompassing the planet as we speak, they are amongst the most evil, wait, are you even listening? What are you doing?! Where are you taking that shovel?!?!”

  • @deskslam4232
    @deskslam4232 Год назад +6

    One of the scariest things you can fight in the 40k universe is a Death Korps veteran... because they're one of the ones that made it THROUGH a war.

    • @woopiiee4842
      @woopiiee4842 Год назад +1

      Now imagine if they made Krieg Marines using people from krieg
      You would have Literal doom guys

    • @matheusexpedito4577
      @matheusexpedito4577 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@woopiiee4842chaos, tyrranids, necrons, orks and taus: at war with the imperium
      The imperium: *transforms the regiments of kriegsmen into space marines capable of soloing the 40k universe*
      Right back at you buckaroo

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 4 года назад +192

    Krieg girls are also very cute beneath the masks.

    • @maxpowerdup
      @maxpowerdup 4 года назад +64

      And they are basically all twins... or triplets.. or...

    • @IAmAlpharius14
      @IAmAlpharius14 4 года назад +54

      @@maxpowerdup sweet home alabama

    • @axios4702
      @axios4702 4 года назад +23

      @Space Monkey (Witty comeback muffled by gas mask)

    • @thegrandadmiral471
      @thegrandadmiral471 4 года назад +21

      Love and Krieg boys, Love and Krieg.

    • @ghekj
      @ghekj 4 года назад +16

      @Sebastian Myburgh Works for me...

  • @thestriker6922
    @thestriker6922 4 года назад +21

    *Grips Shovel with Holy intent *
    *Happy has mask noises commence*

  • @samatra478
    @samatra478 3 года назад +22

    Aww don´t sell yourself out short MajorKill I still love to hear your side of the lore. Each one is so unique to hear from not just Baldermort or the others. With you and all of them it all from a wonderful collection of knowledge that I price highly. ^_^

  • @bobbysmith669
    @bobbysmith669 3 года назад +2

    Am I the only one who wants a Krieg series following a Ktiegsman who is basically the Gotrek of 40k?
    Wants to die and martyr himself, but he's so good at fighting that he keeps surviving every battle. And the one time he manages to succeed and die, the Chaos Gods bitchslap his soul back into his body and make him a Perpetual out of spite.

  • @nanapoltjoj
    @nanapoltjoj 3 года назад +25

    "Disregarded human lives,So asian"
    As Thai doctor who have to work 32 hr shift 5 time a month, I approve this massage.

  • @Thedoctorr5
    @Thedoctorr5 4 года назад +22

    I staged a coop once. It failed though, foxes still got in.

  • @shubhankarmukherjee3401
    @shubhankarmukherjee3401 4 года назад +29

    Sounds like traumatised mandalorians with codependcy issues on amphetamines

  • @patrickmcabee123
    @patrickmcabee123 4 года назад +11

    My Dude.., that Timmy “schtick”, cracks me up every damn time....
    Hilarious

  • @SiggyCloud
    @SiggyCloud 3 года назад +55

    Korps sounds like "Core" not 'Corpse'.

    • @bravexxrecon9872
      @bravexxrecon9872 3 года назад +7

      You can say actually both. Source: I served and serve in an german-speaking army for now 3years.

    • @beefyblom
      @beefyblom 2 года назад +2

      ok but if you don't call it the "death-corpse" then you're objectively wrong because it sounds absolutely metal

    • @GGIWIN47
      @GGIWIN47 2 года назад

      True

    • @_Eternos
      @_Eternos 2 года назад

      @@beefyblom haha metal
      *BEEP BOOP WE HAVE A NUKE*

  • @aniowaclassbattleship7257
    @aniowaclassbattleship7257 3 года назад +5

    “...Did someone say die for the Emperor!?”

  • @albertofrankdiaz6664
    @albertofrankdiaz6664 4 года назад +68

    Comissair: we have a missiok for you
    Krieg soldier: oh yes! Its a suicide mission! 😃😃😃
    Comissair: NO!
    Krieg soldier: you are wasting my time.
    Stolen from other dude 😅

  • @garank4971
    @garank4971 4 года назад +65

    As a german i Relate.

  • @skyhunter2423
    @skyhunter2423 4 года назад +28

    I thought you Australians preferred sheep, a Kiwi told me

  • @derionone
    @derionone 4 года назад +17

    This makes me wanna go watch Siege of Vraks again ....

  • @saj2392
    @saj2392 3 года назад +3

    Tanith Scout: "No, you can't go this way, there is a minefield up ahead."
    Kriegsman: "Is it the quickest path?"
    Tanith Scout: "Yes, but-"
    Kriegsman: *Marches in perfect formation across the minefield, ignoring the thousands of their fellows that die, and making it across the minefield only to keep marching as though nothing had happened*
    Tanith Scout: "Um... that's... extreme - even for my standards..."

  • @zarpp9411
    @zarpp9411 Год назад +3

    Small clarification:
    Death Korps of Kreig will not embrace suicide attacks only because you tell them. They will always look for the method which has the best success rate of destroying the enemy and will also try their best to execute this method before they die.

  • @pizzaflavoredh2o478
    @pizzaflavoredh2o478 3 года назад +7

    I wish these guys would be brought back to the mainstream of 40k they're pretty friggin cool.

  • @imperiumCirca41
    @imperiumCirca41 3 года назад +1

    "Sir,There is no Life in the city,Hold fi-"
    "Did somebody hear something"

  • @krainzyrumie6426
    @krainzyrumie6426 4 года назад +1

    I *really* want to learn warhammer lore, BUT THERE'S SO FUCKING MUCH OF IT.

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 4 года назад +32

    Last time I was this early Krieg hadn’t shattered into years of war.

  • @gargoyles9999
    @gargoyles9999 2 года назад +7

    The kriegers are pretty tragic really. They fight not because they are suicidal but because they want forgiveness. The civil war that destroyed krieg is so ingrained in their psyche that only the betrayal of Horus is worse in their minds. All this time they have been fighting to be forgiven for the sins of their ancestors. if they can just sacrifice enough and accomplish enough maybe just maybe they will be forgiven. Unfortunately that will never happen unless the emperor gets off his throne and goes to Krieg and says “You are forgiven”

  • @chevysuarez7306
    @chevysuarez7306 4 года назад +38

    "They have no regard for human life so.... asian."
    An Asian here so I'd like to say thats not true but remembering the events thats been happening in the past 3 years I really cant say anything to rebuke that statement still though to non asians dont fuck with us or we'll treat you all the same way as major kill treats timmy when he got demonatised... for the first time.

  • @joshuarichard1892
    @joshuarichard1892 3 года назад +4

    9:00 If I were in charge of this situation: "Oh? No signs of life whatsoever? Better shell it for another five years."

  • @operatorchan5457
    @operatorchan5457 4 года назад +18

    “Happy Gas Mask Noises”

  • @aesthetics8230
    @aesthetics8230 3 года назад +7

    "This is Video is Krieg approved."

  • @Shadowhunterbg
    @Shadowhunterbg 3 года назад +1

    7:51 lmao. Nice one man! 10/10 xD

  • @Bobbymaccys
    @Bobbymaccys 3 года назад +17

    Commissar: “We must fall back to a better position”
    Death Korps: 👌”Sounds good doesn’t work” 👌

  • @Isaiflamand
    @Isaiflamand 2 года назад +7

    Im surprised that GW didnt make a guardsmen regiment inspired by samurai that can rivalise the Death korps in term of suicidal tendencies. Imagine thousands of thousands of Guardsmen in futuristic samurai armor charging with katana while shouting Banzai

  • @fifervonpiper6707
    @fifervonpiper6707 3 года назад +4

    "Non-combatants are just unarmed targets." - Death Korps of Krieg

  • @tyrannicfool2503
    @tyrannicfool2503 4 года назад +11

    I say we need a siege of Krieg. Now that Cadia has fallen, a heretic assault on that nuclear hell could be the most epic possible battle the setting could offer us right now (at least on my opinion) that still has a believable chance of turning out either way.

    • @Tobi_Q-airsoft
      @Tobi_Q-airsoft 4 года назад +2

      Now I want to see Kriegsman use an artillery piece to launch a giant shovel at Abbadon

    • @latinpassion
      @latinpassion 4 года назад +2

      @@Tobi_Q-airsoft a giant shovel that explodes mid-air deploying little shovels

    • @namelessking4146
      @namelessking4146 4 года назад

      Krieg would just launch the entire kitchen-sink of nukes at the heretics if it came to that.

    • @BeatmasterAC
      @BeatmasterAC 3 года назад

      Kriegsman: "Cadia has fallen? I only see a big and optimized trench. Perfect."

  • @Elendir
    @Elendir 4 года назад +8

    Other Lore RUclipsrs: *making complex sentences to display superiority vocabulary
    Majorkill: Beep Buup we have a nuke
    OMG THIS Gold hahah

  • @kellyfrankie0331
    @kellyfrankie0331 4 года назад +5

    Mad props to your ambition and work ethic. You are involved in many projects its impressive especially in this day and age. Keep living your best life brother.

  • @primarchjackfrost8117
    @primarchjackfrost8117 3 года назад +1

    Commisar:RETREAT!
    Kriegsman:"We don't do that here"

  • @AbyssWatcher745
    @AbyssWatcher745 4 года назад +2

    Fuck. This reminds me I got to finish watching Arch's Siege of Vraks.

  • @redcell9636
    @redcell9636 4 года назад +108

    Its Pronounced "CORE not CORPSE"
    *Unhappy Gasmask Noises*

    • @revanruler6404
      @revanruler6404 4 года назад +6

      actually germans pronounce it koa, and also pretty sure they pronounce it korps because it's pseudo german and it sounds more german. one things for sure it is not pronounced core like in english

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 4 года назад

      Pseudo-german: pronounce every letter.

    • @revanruler6404
      @revanruler6404 4 года назад +3

      @@11Survivor well i mean germans do pronounce most letters (silent letters are not as common as they are in other languages)

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 4 года назад +1

      @@revanruler6404 that is... My point.

    • @funtimefredboi3877
      @funtimefredboi3877 3 года назад

      @@revanruler6404 you're right that's how whe say it

  • @Sarindanvelor
    @Sarindanvelor 4 года назад +5

    krieg where friendly fire just means you didn't move fast enough to die by the enemy's hand instead of the guy behind you in the trench's hand

  • @CorwinTheOneAndOnly
    @CorwinTheOneAndOnly 3 года назад +2

    The Tau are cute in the same way that a really small dog barking at a really big dog is cute.
    Kriegsmen are cute in the same way that Heyenas are cute, as they merrily *steal food from fucking LIONS, and make the lions watch as they eat it for themselves*

  • @therealcarlxii
    @therealcarlxii 3 года назад +2

    "Beep Boop we have a nuke". That made me spit out my coffee :D

  • @CommanderTavos99
    @CommanderTavos99 2 года назад +6

    As a German, these guys are *EXACTLY* what WW1 Germans could/should have been, so obviously im rooting for these guys! =D

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 4 года назад +4

    Nothing gets more grimdark than the Death Korp of Krieg!

    • @Sara3346
      @Sara3346 3 года назад

      I don't know I think some of the stuff the iron Warriors that is pretty much on this level.

    • @BeatmasterAC
      @BeatmasterAC 3 года назад

      Necrons: "huh?"
      Dark Eldar: "Adorable."
      Nightlords: "are we a joke to you?"

  • @nickangelosuson2454
    @nickangelosuson2454 2 года назад +1

    10:26
    Familiar Robot: no lightsabers for my collection?
    Krieg guardsman: No but a grenade will be soon!

  • @yousef501st6
    @yousef501st6 3 года назад +2

    so their planet is basically Kamino with atomic wasteland in Warhammer 40k

    • @C0ldD1rective
      @C0ldD1rective 3 года назад +2

      Think less water and more WW1 No man's land

  • @HasvenWorld
    @HasvenWorld 2 года назад +3

    "Some of you will die. But, that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
    Other soldiers: Yes sir!
    The one Krieg: *YEAH BABY YEAAHHH*

  • @strikerarmy1145
    @strikerarmy1145 3 года назад +3

    Funny thing about the cavalry charges the last effective cavalry charge was actually made by a German unit in the First World War against the French even cooler is that Otto von Bismarcks son was actually part of that Unit took part in that assault and got slightly injured in it if I remember correctly Bismarck
    rode/drove trough the night like a mad man when he heard his son got injured to see him and found him talking and joking with his comrades

    • @wernerwernerowy8761
      @wernerwernerowy8761 7 месяцев назад

      This is't Truth last cavalieri betel was in Poland Soviet war in 1920 r

  • @shootinbruin3614
    @shootinbruin3614 4 года назад +1

    “May the Emperor forgive you as Krieg shall not.”

  • @MsDavid47
    @MsDavid47 4 года назад +1

    GIVE ME A SHOVEL AND GIVE ME DEATH.
    Some random Kriegsman.

  • @seanshultze220
    @seanshultze220 4 года назад +5

    It makes me think if the Death korps of Krieg would be the one holding the line in Cadia