What would an ENSH*TTIFIED Linux distro look like?

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  • Опубликовано: 2 июн 2024
  • Just for fun, I decided to try and imagine what a Linux distro would look like if it got hit by the enshittification stick that seems to affect every digital product of service these days.
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    00:00 Intro
    01:25 Big Tech Linux
    02:48 Mandatory Account
    03:41 Privacy Invasion
    04:17 Ads are coming
    05:38 Time for AI
    06:39 Tiering up
    08:54 Final steps
    10:41 Parting Thoughts
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  • @emifro
    @emifro Месяц назад +695

    Too unrealistic. The privacy slider had a 'disabled' option

    • @TheLinuxEXP
      @TheLinuxEXP  Месяц назад +58

      Hahaha true

    • @erlendse
      @erlendse 18 дней назад +8

      I honestly expected the lower steps to be locked out (unless enterprise/secure goverment tier)

    • @aetimes2
      @aetimes2 16 дней назад +6

      Of course, it could always just be lying

    • @rhebucks_zh
      @rhebucks_zh 15 дней назад

      @@erlendse nah that tier would be called the CIA tier

    • @amorphousblob2721
      @amorphousblob2721 4 дня назад

      @@rhebucks_zh And its very existence would be classified.

  • @CuteSkyler
    @CuteSkyler Месяц назад +1753

    Terminal is a feature that only "certified technicians"* can use when you bring your PC to a certified shop.

    • @TazerXI
      @TazerXI Месяц назад +67

      Or is available only on Operating System Pro Version (the main benefit is for institutions, you only want it for this one feature which should be free (it costs 1.5as much))

    • @discocat2500
      @discocat2500 Месяц назад +18

      Operating System Pro is available with a low price subscription of $8 a month.

    • @jimcabezola3051
      @jimcabezola3051 Месяц назад +4

      🤣😆😆Let's not give "them" any ideas.

    • @SvenHeidemann-uo2yl
      @SvenHeidemann-uo2yl Месяц назад +10

      @jimcabezola3051
      Isnt that already a Mac Thing?
      Sounds like Apple would have it.

    • @CuteSkyler
      @CuteSkyler Месяц назад +1

      @@SvenHeidemann-uo2yl The terminal is accessible on MacOS, but yeah, I was clowning on Apple.

  • @downey2294
    @downey2294 Месяц назад +277

    the hardware has to have the E-corp seal of approval or else the system wont boot. we wouldn't want you to ruin your computer by running potentially unsafe hardware. repairs will also have to be done by an e-corp specialist to ensure you are getting the experience you deserve! Its for your own safety!!

    • @labonnelambda58
      @labonnelambda58 Месяц назад +8

      Oh Yes, it's why Apple was better than E-corp before E-corp followed this path to improve their users securities.

    • @yassinemocro
      @yassinemocro 29 дней назад

      The exemple of E Linux is an shitdistro

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 28 дней назад +5

      You want to buy the exact same part we made for the very same device and swap with with yours? Woooh that's too scary! We can't allow you to do that. It's for your security. We are so security oriented that we don't even trust our own hardwares!

  • @arantes6
    @arantes6 Месяц назад +152

    How is there no top comment praising the visuals ? Inserting "E Linux" in all those screenshots was so immersive, and it must have taken forever ! Kudos for the attention to details

    • @Kane0123
      @Kane0123 Месяц назад +24

      Nah sorry fam, you gotta pay for that kind of comment

    • @AzureSoukyuu
      @AzureSoukyuu Месяц назад +14

      also the search results being from 2025

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 Месяц назад +10

      He probably edited the HTML with a quick find and replace, that's what I'd do.

    • @AzureSoukyuu
      @AzureSoukyuu Месяц назад +8

      Yes, but it's more about attention to details than about difficulty

    • @arantes6
      @arantes6 Месяц назад +10

      @@AzureSoukyuu It's not hard to do it for one visual. It is hard to do it for every single one that is on the screen for no more than a few seconds each, for a 10+ minute video, and not miss a single reference to one of the companies that were in the original screens.

  • @WindowsAurora
    @WindowsAurora Месяц назад +2377

    The Linux Experiment leaked ubuntu future plans

    • @Noyota2
      @Noyota2 Месяц назад

      Not just Ubuntu: the entire IT industry will bow before the AI god which will control and enslave people like never before. It will control physical access and also finances. Read Ezekiel 9 with Revelation 13. You can search it online to make it easy.

    • @bhargavjitbhuyan9394
      @bhargavjitbhuyan9394 Месяц назад +58

      I don't think so.
      They only have Ubuntu pro if you use a server and they charge good for it.

    • @skelebro9999
      @skelebro9999 Месяц назад +54

      Nooo! Canonical will strike down this video 😭

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 Месяц назад +113

      You mean RHEL under IBM's control.

    • @My-noname
      @My-noname Месяц назад +25

      Isn't it a bit embarrassing to use the Microsoft thingy as an avatar? 😉

  • @Encursed
    @Encursed Месяц назад +1258

    he finally made a video about windows

    • @TheLinuxEXP
      @TheLinuxEXP  Месяц назад +151

      Hahah yeah

    • @valasdarkholme6255
      @valasdarkholme6255 Месяц назад +27

      And Chromebook.

    • @PDD555
      @PDD555 Месяц назад +12

      Yes. Don't show this to Microsoft or they might launch their own distro

    • @BrennanWest85
      @BrennanWest85 Месяц назад

      Don't give Microsoft any bright ideas lol 😂 ​@@TheLinuxEXP

    • @leonius
      @leonius Месяц назад +10

      ​@@PDD555Microsoft already has a distro, just not made for the common user aka someone who doesn't work there

  • @ayan.debnath
    @ayan.debnath Месяц назад +39

    You missed one - in CLI each time you enter a command, it will show a text ad for 15 sec.

  • @spartaninvirginia
    @spartaninvirginia Месяц назад +160

    This is a horrifying nightmare. I left windows to avoid this...

  • @DylanMatthewTurner
    @DylanMatthewTurner Месяц назад +584

    I love that Windows 11 is actively losing market share bc MS dropped the ball so hard in enshitifcation.

    • @ShaneSemler
      @ShaneSemler Месяц назад +71

      No worries, MS will push 11 even harder. Maybe they’ll disable important services in 10 to force upgrades.

    • @davidddo
      @davidddo Месяц назад +13

      im thinking of moving back to a debloated windows 10 islc which has security updates till like 2032 (im on arch rn) because i have an nvidia laptop, want hibernation, secure boot and no lag when screensharing on discord with an obs recording and a demanding game running. with windows i didnt have that problem

    • @hfc2x
      @hfc2x Месяц назад +57

      Funnily enough, it's losing market share to Windows 10 of all things lol.

    • @BlueSparkzVideos
      @BlueSparkzVideos Месяц назад +21

      I think Microsoft already factored lost users in their estimates when they implemented the strict system requirements. There was no way they would get the same market penetration as Windows 10. They were much more aggressive in trying to push Windows 10...and pretty much all PCs were compatible. With Windows 11, they've already pushed a release update that prevents Athlon 64 X2 or coreduo (+ everything older) from working. The TPM bypass still won't work. People need to understand that Microsoft can do this whenever they want on unsupported hardware. The bypass is NOT full proof solution!!!

    • @circattle
      @circattle Месяц назад +15

      @@BlueSparkzVideos and it is the biggest gift to Apple and Desktop Linux in history.

  • @docopoper
    @docopoper Месяц назад +938

    You gradually putting on a suit was so funny.

    • @TheLinuxEXP
      @TheLinuxEXP  Месяц назад +163

      Hahah gotta become corporate!

    • @blackjam_alex
      @blackjam_alex Месяц назад +24

      It's either suits or leather jackets.

    • @luislozano2896
      @luislozano2896 Месяц назад +10

      You were missing some Emperor Palpatine lightning fingers.

    • @meeponinthbit3466
      @meeponinthbit3466 Месяц назад +6

      I only listened, thanks for pointing this out. The suit up was subtle and hilarious.

    • @glmchn
      @glmchn Месяц назад +17

      The giant cigar should have been last step

  • @TheEvertw
    @TheEvertw Месяц назад +67

    This is one scenario that the Gnu Public License (GPL) was designed to prevent. Especially the requirement that any additions / improvements / changes to the code be made Open Source as well is what prevents the "Extend -> Exterminate" part of the scenario. Which is why we should definitely use the GPL more often.
    We have a lot to thank RMS (Richard Stallman) for.

    • @name-is-me
      @name-is-me 28 дней назад

      Richard Stallman is a moron. He claims to want freedom of choice for users, then proceeds to rant about Linux distros not being truly free and open because they make it easy for users to install proprietary software. The thing about freedom of choice is that it means people get to choose things you don't agree with, if somebody wants to install Debian then load it up with Microsoft products, they can, it is their choice.
      To me, Stallman is the exact opposite of what he claims to stand for.

    • @sirzorg5728
      @sirzorg5728 9 дней назад +1

      The problem is that with enough money, you can just nullify that through lobbying.
      What matters to me is control over software sources. If some shitbag took over the Arch repositories, I could just change the repos that pacman uses. That would be an extreme step, but I could get it done in ten minutes if I had to.

  • @Beryesa.
    @Beryesa. Месяц назад +277

    Should've released this on 1st of April xD

    • @itsdarkos
      @itsdarkos Месяц назад +6

      I was thinking Ubuntu shouldve announced this at thr first of april xD

    • @gamtax
      @gamtax Месяц назад +8

      No need because it is already happening.

    • @deod087
      @deod087 27 дней назад

      exactly, i was thinking the same 😂

  • @balsalmalberto8086
    @balsalmalberto8086 Месяц назад +289

    You're basically describing Android. Google normalized adware and spyware behavior and made UI designed around the idea that too much information is scary for users. Microsoft and other companies have been following this trend

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 Месяц назад +16

      Even Apple has.

    • @Aresydatch
      @Aresydatch Месяц назад

      ​Apple ALWAYS had that, it's their audience @@cameronbosch1213

    • @myxobe
      @myxobe Месяц назад +22

      but hey at least android is open source

    • @michalsvihla1403
      @michalsvihla1403 Месяц назад +17

      I mean, phone companies have already been spying on you for far longer, so what's the harm in a few more spyware services? *Sarcasm*

    • @yigitorhan7654
      @yigitorhan7654 Месяц назад +56

      @@myxobe Android Open Source Project is, but that's not what most Android users use.

  • @galgrunfeld9954
    @galgrunfeld9954 Месяц назад +407

    "Save time and money by slowing down your charging speed - have free time? Then why pay extra? Don't have the time? Unlock your laptop max charging speed For just 5 EUR per month"

    • @hyperdude144
      @hyperdude144 25 дней назад +8

      Delete this now. Do not give them ideas!

    • @manolol1119
      @manolol1119 23 дня назад +3

      This kinda sound like something Apple would do.

    •  20 дней назад +7

      Not a realistic argument. They would have used the greenwashing argument "want to save the planet and do your part ? Upgrade to eco-friendly slow charging !".

    • @debrainwasher
      @debrainwasher 18 дней назад +3

      You forgot the requirement to pair every new or changed piece of hardware with your personal Digital License™ database. This is the proof, you only use certified and allowed hardware, that can not circumvent telemetry in a malicious manner. Otherwise it would be rejected and loads of unrelated malfunctions will occur. Due to safety reasons of course. Crucial key component ist the TPM 2.0 cryptographic chip, that prevents even the most experienced hacker - sorry, user - from turning off important data streams, like e.g. taskbar ads, transmission of your browser history, etc.

  • @motmontheinternet
    @motmontheinternet Месяц назад +22

    I was just reading that League of Legends issued an update that now reads overlays while you're playing, creates screenshots of them, and sends them to Riot. Meaning it can read your discord conversations or whatever if you use the discord overlay. If you've been playing the game for years you have to be concerned about your privacy now.

    • @brunoais
      @brunoais 25 дней назад +11

      I stopped when they started with that kernel driver shenanigans. I was already meh at the time but the kernel driver was the nail in the coffin

  • @Xontaro
    @Xontaro Месяц назад +40

    Another "feature" that shouldn't be left out is limiting the number of apps that can run at the same time. If I remember correctly Microsoft used to do that with the Starter Editions of Windows.

    • @thel3218
      @thel3218 Месяц назад +9

      However the last starter version was for Windows 7, and I think that feature was removed on Vista. And the hardware running Starter versions was really bad, so it probably helped performance a bit, but it would still be better if it could be disabled.

    • @satsumagt5284
      @satsumagt5284 29 дней назад +3

      Starter was for netbooks, which are inherently a POS anyways

  • @scorpiofern3861
    @scorpiofern3861 Месяц назад +612

    limiting usb 4 to an premium subscription is crazy 💀

    • @feschber
      @feschber Месяц назад +66

      So crazy infact, that only apple would actually do it

    • @danielbaker1248
      @danielbaker1248 Месяц назад +23

      @@feschber Microsoft: "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!"

    • @chitan1362
      @chitan1362 Месяц назад +10

      I recall either AMD or Intel locking CPU cores behind a paywall lol

    • @TicoDK
      @TicoDK Месяц назад

      I'm limited to not having usb4 by not being a premium (pc) user. 💀

    • @SS-ARYAN
      @SS-ARYAN Месяц назад +14

      @@feschber Microsoft limited RAM usage back in Vista, you needed the "Ultimate" edition to use all your sticks.

  • @60bpmmusic_
    @60bpmmusic_ Месяц назад +122

    The clothing evolution is just the cherry on top 👌

    • @lillyspikes2769
      @lillyspikes2769 Месяц назад +5

      This was absolutely the best part

    • @maeshg1969
      @maeshg1969 Месяц назад +6

      His titles changes too X)

  • @mjdxp5688
    @mjdxp5688 Месяц назад +136

    What if this so-called distro had a shortcut to Amazon's website pinned to your panel? That'd be insane!

    • @Kane0123
      @Kane0123 Месяц назад +17

      Going to LinkedIn is such a pain on Linux - should include that shortcut too

    • @dominik2327
      @dominik2327 Месяц назад +12

      Imagine it being integrated with Amazon store by sending queries and showing Amazon products to buy as you search through your system

    • @ComradeWind
      @ComradeWind Месяц назад +3

      ​@@dominik2327 Fortunately, that will never, EVER happen on Linux, right guys?

    • @snil4
      @snil4 22 дня назад +2

      True, needs to be right next to my favorite entertainment app tiktok

  • @GordanVrbanec
    @GordanVrbanec Месяц назад +79

    Well, i wasn't planning on watching a horror movie today, but it happened.

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 28 дней назад +1

      Excuse me, movie?

  • @Dungeonseeker1uk
    @Dungeonseeker1uk Месяц назад +84

    This video made me realise how much I miss the old shitpost video era of RUclips. Not saying this video is a shitpost, its just in that style and now I'm nostalgic for satirical gaslighting 😂

    • @samsowden
      @samsowden Месяц назад +22

      not so much a shitpost as an enshittified post

  • @commentarysheep
    @commentarysheep Месяц назад +419

    What you described is basically Ubuntu, forcing everyone to use Snap packages and opt-out-style telemetry.

    • @stepheningermany
      @stepheningermany Месяц назад +92

      I think that was the point of the Snip package manager ;)

    • @TheLinuxEXP
      @TheLinuxEXP  Месяц назад +84

      Sort of 😂

    • @probablyjohn5589
      @probablyjohn5589 Месяц назад +18

      And partnering with Amazon

    • @JHSaxa
      @JHSaxa Месяц назад

      Does any other distro play nicely with Nvidia GPUs? This is a big issue. Pop_OS! is of course based on Ubuntu.

    • @Kedvespatikus
      @Kedvespatikus Месяц назад +11

      @@JHSaxa Does nVidia play nicely with Linux? Or better to ask: does nVidia play nicely with anybody in this Universe?

  • @BRBS360
    @BRBS360 Месяц назад +17

    Well that was very unnerving. The same practiced hand gestures that CEOs apply on stage/camera, the fake voice tonality, the double speak. Great acting, Nick!

  • @Weissenschenkel
    @Weissenschenkel Месяц назад +36

    Sounds like Windows/MacOS but also is where RHEL and Ubuntu are heading to.

    • @diotitus
      @diotitus Месяц назад

      You and the rest of the community that is hating on Ubuntu are nothing but fear-mongerers, conspiracy theorists, hypocrites, and gatekeepers.

    • @kevinrineer5356
      @kevinrineer5356 Месяц назад +1

      I'm quite excited to see how Alma Linux matures

    • @name-is-me
      @name-is-me 28 дней назад

      @@kevinrineer5356 You are alone

  • @galgrunfeld9954
    @galgrunfeld9954 Месяц назад +126

    "Save time and money whenever you're not using your computer - whenever your device is not used we'll use it to improve the services - *for you*.
    Don't want to share its resources to imrpove our services? No worries, disable it for just 9.99 per month"

    • @Alex_Vir
      @Alex_Vir Месяц назад +15

      Ah, but don't forget the little hidden part that still does it, just more hidden.

    • @kevinsteinman8967
      @kevinsteinman8967 Месяц назад +6

      No...29.99 a month as we demand to use your cpu/gpu cycles for our own benefit of bitcoin or other useless forms of money so that we can generate more wealth for us and YOU get to pay for it all.

    • @galgrunfeld9954
      @galgrunfeld9954 Месяц назад +3

      @@Alex_Vir that's awful and I love it, haha

    • @neutralasswitz3192
      @neutralasswitz3192 19 дней назад

      Bitcoin miner installed

  • @bit0fun
    @bit0fun Месяц назад +129

    Gotta love the Mr Robot references, intentional or not

    • @TheLinuxEXP
      @TheLinuxEXP  Месяц назад +62

      Definitely intentional :)

    • @unaboomer7297
      @unaboomer7297 Месяц назад

      "there’s a special handful of pathetically desperate execs going c**k jockey."

    • @Walker956
      @Walker956 Месяц назад +6

      I mean yeah, it even said e corp at some point the "fake"? searches

    • @PunLlarena
      @PunLlarena Месяц назад +2

      Came here to find comments like this, I just started watching last night and I binged seven episodes before sleeping.

  • @MichaelSeraph_
    @MichaelSeraph_ Месяц назад +14

    I love that you chose Evil Corp as the theoretical villain of the story.
    Mr Robot is a HIGHLY underappreciated show!

  • @Theinvalidmusic
    @Theinvalidmusic Месяц назад +9

    Absolutely screaming at this. I've had to move back to Windows (UGGGGHHH) for a couple of edge-cases in my work, and this is uncanny. Bravo.

  • @SkyyySi
    @SkyyySi Месяц назад +43

    The outfit and job position changes are a really nice touch

  • @charliegolf2730
    @charliegolf2730 Месяц назад +97

    Basically everything in this video explains why i made the switch to Linux.
    I'm so done with Mr. and Mrs. shareholder only caring about how much money they can squeeze from me instead of making and maintaining a great product.
    Also the gradual suit was incredibly funny

    • @thesandwarrior7120
      @thesandwarrior7120 Месяц назад +2

      Im still torn on switching to linux. My current plan when windows 10 is retired is to dual boot Linux and w11. I mostly use my computer for gaming which has been getting better on the linux side. The main issue is for those edge case games that don't run on linux at all, I would still need a windows OS. We will see how it goes between now and the end of windows 10.

    • @miavelvet
      @miavelvet Месяц назад

      And you downloaded ubuntu or redhat's distro right?🤡

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 Месяц назад

      @@miavelvetI ended up switching to Linux for the same reason as OP, and I went for Debian. I didn't see the point in Ubuntu, Redhat, or Arch.

    •  20 дней назад +2

      Amazingly enough, corporations could still make a lot of money from selling actually good products, and even do so long term. Only problem is that it requires a long-term commitment and that's something the short-term grab focused economy doesn't care.

    • @Leonhart_93
      @Leonhart_93 14 дней назад +2

      @@thesandwarrior7120 W10 won't get retired soon. I don't care what they claim, it has 3x as many users as W11, they will never make the transition in time. Maybe W10 is eventually here to stay forever, I would love that.

  • @Blue2x2x
    @Blue2x2x Месяц назад +9

    You forgot that if you have a computer/laptop that still works that is 3+ years old. You're locked out in any features and security updates till you order the newest devices that the new version supports for another 3 years.
    Great Video

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 Месяц назад +5

      That is exactly why I switched to Linux from Windows 10. I got a computer in 2020 with the intent to use it until 2030, as I'd gotten my previous desktop in 2009. And then Microsoft declares that my computer is too old. So I switched to Debian.

  • @vidar100
    @vidar100 Месяц назад +23

    i like how nick's outfit changes as the corporation gets richer and richer..lol

  • @aqua-bery
    @aqua-bery Месяц назад +211

    AI. AI everywhere

    • @aqua-bery
      @aqua-bery Месяц назад +16

      I got here so fast only 480p works 😭

    • @RichardShortland-Neal
      @RichardShortland-Neal Месяц назад +19

      I’d rather give up with computers, smartphones and the internet than use AI.

    • @Noyota2
      @Noyota2 Месяц назад

      It was accurately predicted and warned against two thousand years ago, yet people in 2024 still don't understand nor believe.

    • @HeroRareheart
      @HeroRareheart Месяц назад +1

      So Fedora if they really do embrace AI like they said they want to.

    • @duck4674
      @duck4674 Месяц назад

      the easier oasis, of comfortable life, AI will helps you.
      The cultural control being casting by propaganda( "for your health"). The world of one solution.
      Who would thought something like this by holy technology.

  • @VincentGroenewold
    @VincentGroenewold Месяц назад +24

    The changing of the person in charge is also very accurate. You basically described any company's management layer, where each manager needs to be known for something. :) But, it's basically also the reason Linux is now my main system, you could tell this was coming.

  • @lessevilgoog
    @lessevilgoog Месяц назад +10

    Love the gradual migration from t-shirt to suit and tie

    • @jdancouga
      @jdancouga Месяц назад +1

      lol. Loved the detail. The wrist watch is a nice touch too. Started with no watch, then a regular watch, and finally an upgraded shiny watch at the end.

    • @lessevilgoog
      @lessevilgoog 27 дней назад

      OH I hadn't caught that one. Very nice.@@jdancouga

  • @perperikis5501
    @perperikis5501 Месяц назад +20

    This is what Parallels for Mac is doing, sans the free version. The one-off payment is now only for the lowest tier, which does not allow you to use all of the RAM and CPU cores of your machine. For anything more you need subscription (which is crazy since it is a standalone, locally running app).

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 Месяц назад +3

      And that's why I cannot use Apple Silicon Macs. Don't get me wrong, what the Asahi Linux team is doing is nothing short of incredible, but given literally EVERYTHING is reversed engineered with zero help from Apple, I think I'll just stay far away from Apple hardware.

    • @perperikis5501
      @perperikis5501 Месяц назад

      @@cameronbosch1213 Yeah I know what you mean. If it wasn't for such a good h/w I'd ditch it in a second. Luckily there is an open source project that has improved greatly during last few years and can now be used instead of the disgusting money-grabbing Parallels. Open source saves the day again, even in a locked up system like Mac.

    • @sol_mental
      @sol_mental Месяц назад +1

      You what asduhaiubkjdsf that's just insane, it's a literal crime against the planet to put effort into doing something with it's resources and then not even let people use it. Let alone being a crime to the actual customers. I have no idea how they actually convince anyone that buying their stuff is a good idea.

    • @JimAllen-Persona
      @JimAllen-Persona Месяц назад +1

      @@cameronbosch1213 I love that Parallels forced you to Windows 11 when you attempt to migrate a VM and then when I get there most of my legacy apps fail to work under ARM. Right now I have them on my old 2015 MBP but I realized I don't use them so when that goes, so does Parallels and Windows. Oh, and V->P, forget it... too much for the limited return.

  • @bitphantom4475
    @bitphantom4475 Месяц назад +43

    Your outfit becoming more and more professional was a nice easter egg :)

    • @Allianser
      @Allianser Месяц назад +3

      It is not something hidden, it is a big visual narrative tool

    • @unaboomer7297
      @unaboomer7297 Месяц назад

      He turned into Tyrell Wellick.

    • @amigalemming
      @amigalemming 26 дней назад

      At first I thought he took the video at several takes and hoped the audience would not notice.

  • @jpporto
    @jpporto Месяц назад +74

    This is so accurate it's scary. Great video!

    • @TheLinuxEXP
      @TheLinuxEXP  Месяц назад +8

      Thanks 😂

    • @s1nistr433
      @s1nistr433 Месяц назад

      An en*hittified distro already exists. It's called "Ubuntu"

  • @gabriel38g
    @gabriel38g Месяц назад +21

    The is like watching the Linux version of the movie Body Snatchers. At first, it just seems to feed your paranoia, but... then the host is wearing a nice blue suit and tie and you think: "That's not really the host!" or "Is that the same host?" or "WTF is going on here?" 🤔

  • @respectfuldebates
    @respectfuldebates 24 дня назад +2

    I am amazed at the sheer amount of planning and thought that went into making this video.

  • @skelebro9999
    @skelebro9999 Месяц назад +43

    Isn't this basically what happened to Windows? I remember Windows XP and 7 did not have any telemetry, advertisement or any bloat, and it even ran way faster than Windows 10 (on my machine)

    • @duncanmurray6587
      @duncanmurray6587 Месяц назад +12

      XP introduced 'windows genuine advantage', which I think was a start. It started on start up and phoned home. It was very hard to not install.

    • @trailblazercombi
      @trailblazercombi Месяц назад +5

      Windows 10 was a mess in general
      _Somehow_, Win 11 is faster on unsupported machines than 10

    • @amigalemming
      @amigalemming 26 дней назад +4

      Telemetry started with Windows 95. At this point this was not official and Microsoft appeased when they were caught. At this time internet access was unusual and Windows sending something over the network without a user command was noticeable.

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 16 дней назад +1

      Man, Windows XP was awesome. I'd probably still be using it if modern programs would bloody run on it. Also, my favourite game won't run on anything newer without Compatibility Mode on anyway. Maybe I just like it cause it's what my first computer that was mine and not the family's shipped with, or maybe it was just the best one before the company started going downhill.

    • @sallyannerenolds5499
      @sallyannerenolds5499 8 дней назад +1

      It's called nostalgia bias.

  • @AcordHachi
    @AcordHachi Месяц назад +8

    First, I don't know if someone complimented you, so well done, this video is so well put together. From profesional editing, to the story of our presentator being fired and replaced, to nice Easter eggs like 7:39 are incredible.

  • @davidb636
    @davidb636 Месяц назад +10

    "Your CPU high performance volume has expired. From now on, your CPU will run with the lowest clock speed and only on the efficency cores".

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 Месяц назад +2

      Gotta pay 3 times for the CPU- First for the silicon, then for the electricity, then for turning most of the cores on.

    • @__christopher__
      @__christopher__ 7 дней назад +2

      And of course your subscription only covers 1GB of the installed RAM. To use more, please subscribe to one of our Memory Plus plans.

  • @CooperF
    @CooperF День назад +1

    10:54 The pause button for the loading spinner gets me every time!

  • @Vide501
    @Vide501 Месяц назад +68

    Canonical takin notes rn 💀

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 Месяц назад +5

      Same with IBM.

    • @RealShadowreaper
      @RealShadowreaper Месяц назад +4

      Can't forget Redhat as well

    • @PPKNexus
      @PPKNexus Месяц назад +1

      This would imply that Canonical cares about desktop users.........................or Ubuntu for that matter.

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 Месяц назад

      @@RealShadowreaper Red Hat is IBM now since 20177/2018.

  • @cluesagi
    @cluesagi Месяц назад +14

    It only works if the users are complacent enough to accept the changes, but unfortunately they usually are

    • @labonnelambda58
      @labonnelambda58 Месяц назад

      Yes, it's changing through years. With that time they forget that something has gone worse before the new issue is added.

  • @SebSha0
    @SebSha0 Месяц назад +5

    You know how as you watch a movie you hate the villain more and more as he progressively shows his cruelty? That's how it felt. Good job for this demonstration Nick!

  • @maximusdarja
    @maximusdarja Месяц назад +5

    With our new breakthrough in the ability to harvest pure outrage; I'm proud to announce the opening of the Richard Stallman Power generator.

  • @ShrirajHegde
    @ShrirajHegde Месяц назад +22

    That "snips" package manager made me LoL

  • @jonnyso1
    @jonnyso1 Месяц назад +43

    Hey mate, don't give them ideas.

    • @Linux_ASMR
      @Linux_ASMR Месяц назад +5

      Nick about to be hired by Microsoft after this video.

  • @shivanandvp
    @shivanandvp Месяц назад +17

    If Linux did not have a copyleft license like GPLv2, (perhaps if it was MIT or BSD licensed), this is a real possibility. See how MacOS and Playstation have used BSD.

    • @IvanIvanov-nn9os
      @IvanIvanov-nn9os Месяц назад

      Is there anything wrong with Sony and Apple (Microsoft also, btw, network stack) using BSD-licensed software?

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 Месяц назад

      Exactly why this hasn't been able to be done with Linux; any customer who buys or uses a copy of something licensed under a copyleft license has the right to the source code and to use, change, and redistribution under the same license.
      That's why there could be forks of programs such as LibreOffice (from OpenOfficeOrg, now Apache OpenOffice, permissively licensed, and now pretty much dead), XOrg (forked from XFree86, although that was permissively licensed under a slightly modified MIT license until the final release of 4.4, which the fork of the final beta of XFree86 4.4 as XOrg server came from), MATE and Cinnamon (forks of GNOME 2 and 3 respectively) and countless times Debian and Ubuntu have been forked to create new distros.
      Oddly enough, there used to be boxed Linux distros on CDs and DVDs that you had to pay for to get the distro. That was forever killed by Ubuntu and Canonical's ShipIt service sending free (as in cost AND speech) DVDs of Ubuntu to anybody. That could be done because Mark Shuttleworth is literally a multi-millionare many times over. As much as we all hate Ubuntu and Canonical now, they did manage to change the distribution of Linux distros forever.

    • @samuelhulme8347
      @samuelhulme8347 Месяц назад +1

      @@IvanIvanov-nn9osI don’t believe there are any problems with them using BSD because the software license allows this.

    • @shivanandvp
      @shivanandvp Месяц назад +1

      @@IvanIvanov-nn9os Nothing wrong. A license without copyleft would allow easy ensh*ttification which we Linux users won't like.

    • @IvanIvanov-nn9os
      @IvanIvanov-nn9os Месяц назад +2

      @shivanandvp well, the purpose of BSD license was (and is) also to stimulate businesses to embrace new technologies. Which kinda shaped the world. It is a clown world sometimes, I agree, but... how many years it took us to get a Linux gaming console, for example?

  • @Eshelion
    @Eshelion Месяц назад +2

    That was great! Props for changing outfit and business title with every iteration.

  • @thedoofguy5707
    @thedoofguy5707 Месяц назад +7

    That "we know what you want to use and how you should use it, and even if you don't want to use it, YOU WILL" part, that's GNOME.

    • @trailblazercombi
      @trailblazercombi 16 дней назад

      And that's actually a good thing
      Because they do RESEARCH

  • @yairmohr
    @yairmohr Месяц назад +3

    This video creeped me out so badly - but also made me laugh so much! Creeped me as someone who used Windows for the last 20-something years, and laugh because a year ago I FINALLY moved to Linux, so now I can laugh about those things.
    Great work! I thing you were right on the money. Every word here is on one hand pure satire, but on the other hand 100% real.

  • @zipforth
    @zipforth Месяц назад +25

    There's a patent on a TV that when an ad plays, it watches for the user to stand up and say the name of the company in the ad. This is very innovative and could be placed in front of downloads in this corporate hell Linux instance

    • @hoovysimulator2518
      @hoovysimulator2518 Месяц назад +4

      Ah, that was made by Sony. And hey, at least no one else can make them, so you can cut just them out and not worry!
      There is also Telly, a free 4K TV with a soundbar that has all kind of fun bonus stuff. Only sold in America, so unfortunately I can't get it :I

    • @thegoldenatlas753
      @thegoldenatlas753 Месяц назад +6

      Oh did you miss the roku ad patent?
      They wanna detect when the screen is paused and play ads during that

    • @zipforth
      @zipforth Месяц назад +3

      @@thegoldenatlas753 lol, every time I think companies can't push it further, they find a way

    • @Living_Anthrax
      @Living_Anthrax Месяц назад +3

      Apparently YT is trying to implement the same. And i read somewhere that its something that ppl much prefer over ads in the middle of a vid. (as if they won't implement both)

    • @jarvisfamily3837
      @jarvisfamily3837 Месяц назад +1

      Someone should patent a chair to "enhance" the TV viewing experience. For example, after sitting down, automated ankle and wrist restraints might be automatically deployed to prevent the user from accidentally injuring themselves by trying to stand up again. Once in the chair, the user would be presented with an unlimited stream of entertainment, info-tainment, and info-mercials, with pay-per-view fees automatically charged to the occupants credit and debit cards. Forever...

  • @salazar1554
    @salazar1554 Месяц назад +5

    As someone who is on a Fedora based distro, this hits a bit too close to my fears to be funny.

  • @asbfabfoaijfo8
    @asbfabfoaijfo8 23 дня назад +8

    Bro just discribed ubuntu

  • @agathoklesmartinios8414
    @agathoklesmartinios8414 Месяц назад +7

    Could not help but notice the Samsung style icons used. Samsung probably wishes they had this instead of using Windows and Android...

  • @lainerdonet
    @lainerdonet Месяц назад +17

    E Corp from Mr. Robot

  • @patricknelson
    @patricknelson 11 дней назад +1

    I like that this was made before Windows’ Recall feature made headlines.

  • @klauserwin9860
    @klauserwin9860 Месяц назад +8

    Would have been even funnier if he added an additional tie or one bow tie on top of the first tie per tier. xD
    But that would have been an extra USD 9.99 per tie per month with an annual auto renewing subscription!

  • @greenhorngameplays5743
    @greenhorngameplays5743 Месяц назад +10

    Broooooooo.... This is a nightmare.....

  • @Thorned_Rose
    @Thorned_Rose Месяц назад +2

    The Linux Experiment perfectly demonstrates a Thought Experiment in a very clear and hilarious way! I thoroughly enjoyed this video - thank you to everyone that made and contributed to this video and for all the little details that were just * chefs kiss *

  • @docopoper
    @docopoper Месяц назад +6

    This is why I am on Debian. They have a democratic internal structure and are not seeking profit. Their focus on stability also means they aren't going to go for fads. I think they will always remain quite behind compared with operating systems created by profit seeking companies, but they're like a backstop from this kind of enshittification.

    • @commentarysheep
      @commentarysheep Месяц назад +4

      I think the opposite side of the coin is Arch Linux. It’s also a community-maintained distro, but spearheading the use of bleeding-edge packages and new technologies. Sure, Fedora uses them day 0, but that is a corporate distro by Red Hat. Day 1 is still good compared to day-0 access.

    • @docopoper
      @docopoper Месяц назад +3

      @@commentarysheep I'm very glad we have arch too. Having a large body of users using software as soon as it comes out is a very important service to provide to the linux community. And it is waaaay better to have two backstops than just one. Both are great options, I only picked Debian over arch out of personal taste.

    • @hendrikboom
      @hendrikboom Месяц назад

      You mean fads like usr-merge, which change disrupts many packages for no gain?

  • @TrueGamerX14
    @TrueGamerX14 Месяц назад +5

    haha I love the E Corp reference

  • @pezr6336
    @pezr6336 Месяц назад +12

    the evolution lol, also the "elon musk fan" :P

  • @torsten.breswald
    @torsten.breswald Месяц назад +1

    probably your best video
    i love the little things added, like the e-corp-logo and snips... :D
    pretty frightening how accurate this might end up

  • @alessandromauri93
    @alessandromauri93 13 часов назад +1

    Sounds like a nightmare, its almost impossible to see it without feeling a quite substantial discomfort

  • @middleclasspoor
    @middleclasspoor Месяц назад +3

    I thought Nick looked better than usual today but couldn't put my finger on it until after the tie and then suit jacket appeared! Well done Nick!....

  • @JeckNoTree
    @JeckNoTree 4 дня назад +9

    Do you talk about Android?

  • @mantacid1221
    @mantacid1221 29 дней назад +1

    The Enron logo as the start menu was a nice touch

  • @VictorGamerLOL
    @VictorGamerLOL Месяц назад +5

    If Windows does become a subscription i bet that 50% of their users will go to either mac, chromeos or linux at the rate they are locking features behind activation.

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 16 дней назад

      I am your average... opposite of a power user. I use Windows because it came with the computer, and I don’t really want to have to get my hands in the guts of my computer's OS, and I've heard so many horror stories about users like me getting absolutely screwed by our own incompetence on every other option that I refuse to even bother messing with Linux as a toy or novelty.
      That said, if Windows makes their OS a subscription... the only thing I hate more than computer junk I don't understand is expensive subscriptions. And I hate Apple's walled garden BS and expensive status symbol hardware, and I've used Chromebooks and they suck. I want something that you just install it and it works, that will run an internet browser, run office tools like a word processor and a spreadsheet program, and run my games. The horror stories have convinced me that Linux is not that... but I will definitely have to at least try the most recommended beginner distro if MS does something frustrating enough, and I suspect a lot of computer users on my level of understanding and comfort are in the same position.
      Today I read a paper from 1999 criticising the way MS has built an empire selling OSs and how they're a house of cards and even their huge low understanding userbase could get pissed off enough and learn enough about computers to try something else and stop buying not just the products themselves but the slick marketing they come with, and it's all still relevant. If anything, that paper is more prescient 25 years later than it was at the time. Well, that part anyway. The guy's got some political views that were questionable at the time and really didn't age well.

  • @nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115
    @nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115 Месяц назад +9

    I missed Mr Sterling telling us we're in the twilight zone...

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera Месяц назад +2

    As a software developer, I was perfectly fine with everything you mentioned UNTIL you added a tiered subscription model. Pay-to-unlock is evil and always will be*. But prior to that, everything you mentioned are legitimate ways to improve the user experience.
    *Oh, wait, you have a tiered subscription model for your own RUclips channel. 😕

  • @fixerage
    @fixerage Месяц назад

    Nice workd Nick it's really nice new content I see from your channel, big fan btw I really love the linux ews in both the podcast and the RUclips version ^^

  • @ultimatetechcoding
    @ultimatetechcoding Месяц назад +99

    ubuntu on stage 2 💀

    • @probablyjohn5589
      @probablyjohn5589 Месяц назад +12

      Ubuntu partnered with Amazon at one point, so they're actually closer to stage 3

    • @ultimatetechcoding
      @ultimatetechcoding Месяц назад +2

      @@probablyjohn5589 oh yea fair point

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 Месяц назад +2

      ​@probablyjohn5589 That's over now, and honestly nothing compared to the snap issue.

    • @ultimatetechcoding
      @ultimatetechcoding Месяц назад

      @@cameronbosch1213 ubuntu still takes in telemetry, even if its not exactly like deepin

  • @meeponinthbit3466
    @meeponinthbit3466 Месяц назад +3

    It would look like Red Hat. We already witnessed their enshitification the 90s.

  • @guesswho2778
    @guesswho2778 23 дня назад

    the fact that you slowly got closer and closer to having a full suit on as this video progressed is a nice little detail

  • @Dr_Dude
    @Dr_Dude Месяц назад

    Lol, thanks a lot Nick for brightening our day. I like the sarcasm and the gradual step by step dressing up in a suit to reflect how ominous the data collection is getting in that distro.

  • @iFlxy
    @iFlxy Месяц назад +6

    I love the Mr. Robot reference.

  • @maikeru6158
    @maikeru6158 Месяц назад +6

    Corporations expect endless growth, the line must always go up, but that’s just not realistic obviously.
    Capitalism is a hell of a drug

    • @nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115
      @nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115 Месяц назад

      Yeah, we lose the Free Market thanks to politicians and socialist preachers and we got onlycapitalism, which in turn is taken by rich socialist leading us to eternal socialist poverty.

  • @aquapendulum
    @aquapendulum 11 часов назад +1

    SteamOS: [Sweating profusedly]

  • @ItsJoeyG
    @ItsJoeyG Месяц назад

    I love how you slowly "corporatized" the video as it progressed (Changing shirts, softening your voice, using more "inviting hand motions", and using buzz words). Nice touch.

  • @trietang2304
    @trietang2304 Месяц назад +4

    Haha, windowfication of linux

  • @bpavuk
    @bpavuk Месяц назад +4

    now you owe me some new eyes and ears. and some brain bleach. this was terrible to imagine

  • @BladeSmith1928
    @BladeSmith1928 10 дней назад +1

    you hit the nail on the head. Enforcing face scans to "verify you are you" alongside forcing users to be online to run ANY application. those sound pretty sucky

  • @sjambler
    @sjambler Месяц назад +1

    Great video, and hilarious. Missed the usual "Here's a segue to our sponsor" though. ;-) (Which I really don't mind at all: the Tuxedo adds convinced me to buy one of their laptops, and I'm very happy with it.)

  • @evepreviouslyknownaslenenjoyer
    @evepreviouslyknownaslenenjoyer Месяц назад +3

    I love the Mr Robot reference LMAO

    • @davey820051
      @davey820051 Месяц назад

      One of the best televison series ever.

  • @trevorford8332
    @trevorford8332 Месяц назад +3

    Oh I hate ads with a passion. 🙂

  • @MoolsDogTwoOfficial
    @MoolsDogTwoOfficial Месяц назад

    It's really unfortuante we get ads in place of useful features. Like, they got rid of seconds on the clock, put the taskbar in a fixed postion just for more ads and an AI copilot on the bottom right of the screen.

  • @VampireSilence
    @VampireSilence Месяц назад +1

    Dude, this is sooo truuee! And i love your humor, this video is just awesome!

  • @egoworks5611
    @egoworks5611 Месяц назад +3

    THIS IS JUST NIGHTMARE FUEL STOP

  • @thatzaliasguy
    @thatzaliasguy Месяц назад +25

    The linux kernel is already considered "bloated" at this point. We definitely don't need more Windows-like junk infesting our ecosystem please. These people should leave us alone, and go commercialize FreeBSD or something lol.

    • @justapotota4330
      @justapotota4330 Месяц назад +10

      don’t let them turn FreeBSD into $199.99+adsBSD

    • @cchutney348
      @cchutney348 Месяц назад +12

      Considered by whom? I mean it is possible, but most of the time bloat is a talking point of people with *way* too much time on their hands.
      That is my impression at least.

    • @ok-tr1nw
      @ok-tr1nw Месяц назад +7

      ​@@justapotota4330 MacOs

    • @Weissenschenkel
      @Weissenschenkel Месяц назад

      @@ok-tr1nw Addendum: DarwinOS is heavily based on FreeBSD and NeXTSTEP, both free and open-source project. So, yes.

    • @qlx-i
      @qlx-i Месяц назад

      @@cchutney348 You don't really need NatworkManager. You don't really need systemd (speaking of modularity also). And many such things, not using which is pretty straightforward but for some reason another abstraction is laid upon still.

  • @GeneralAeon
    @GeneralAeon День назад

    Im not sure if it was intentional or not but the Mr Robot references are amazing

  • @32Rats
    @32Rats Месяц назад +1

    I love how you slowly and slowly became better dressed as it got more out of touch (and rich), great little detail

  • @McNibbler
    @McNibbler 17 дней назад +3

    This is literally just windows

  • @itswilliamanimate
    @itswilliamanimate Месяц назад +2

    ubuntu (chapter 2)

  • @Capt.Pikles
    @Capt.Pikles 12 дней назад +2

    Bro casually forgot that Cannonical dis exactly this. They were just shy of removing the ability to change default apps or access the terminal.
    Opt-out marketing? Yes.
    Ads in the OS? Absolutely!
    This is why I love Linux though - some asshat company decides to pull a Redmond and we can all just say, “No, I do not accept this”. Then we either use a different distro or we fork!

  • @gusalex22
    @gusalex22 Месяц назад

    Thanks for this excellent video.
    And, btw, super suit😁

  • @CabbageBloke
    @CabbageBloke Месяц назад +3

    Nick Corpobull hahahahaahahahhahaha