Jerry's Girlfriend Gets Whatever She Wants | The Calzone | Seinfeld
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- Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2023
- "She's like a beautiful Godzilla."
From Seinfeld Season 7 Episode 20 'The Calzone': As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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I like how Nikki was always ready to use her powers whenever Jerry ask her to.
Good girlfriend.
Nikki is superman and Jerry is Lois.
Until the last task where instead of getting the cigars, she dates him.
She was like the perfect women
@@GonzaArg2311 Until she turned her powers against him
The way Jerry says "blame it on the rain" always has me dying lol
right, now that I just watched that part, I can't stop laughing lmao 😂 🤣
....................and his smug expression when he says it is the cherry on top!
He doesn't care
Its even funnier when he answers the cops speeding question.
Made me think of Milli Vanilli
Jerry and George dating way above their league is the most unrealistic part of Seinfeld
Nah, it happens in real life. Just look around at the couples you see
@@smoothlyrough512Yeah, you might get lucky once or twice but not that many times :D
I get George, buy Why Jerry? Looks wise he was a 6 or 7, but in the show his character is supposed to be moderately famous and successful. Theres an episode where Elaine by mistake finds out how much money he has, a d she develops a quick crush on him.
you should see the 17 year old seinfield dated during the height of the show's popularity. lol.
@@videogames9972 based
I always crack up when Jerry says "A LOT FASTER THAN THAT!" lol 😂😂😂😂
More than a coincidence right after seeing the seinfeld short I saw a shorts on what to never say to a cop who pulled you over saying you should never tell incriminating info that you were going over the speed limit. Coincidence? I don’t think so lol
A few years ago I got clocked doing... well, faster than the 25mph limit. Cop asked me how fast I was going. I said I didn't know. He then told me he was going 37mph and I passed him. He then asked AGAIN how fast I was going and I shrugged and said, "well, I guess more than 37?"
He was not happy. I think the fact that I was wearing hospital scrubs helped. Not even being pretty was working with that officer.
“Bold…and beautiful”
I laughed out loud at that. Such a silly reference to the show.
You missed the best Kramer part when he shows up to Gak's place and throws the bag of coins at him lol.
That was hilarious. I had forgot about that. Lol.
You gack? Here’s your money!
kramer trying that cigar is pure gold
Lmao jerry walking Nicky’s dog while she’s getting plowed by Tod gack lmao
Ah well. Jerry hit it first.
She would have figured out Tod scam yet Tod would like you said get his and unlike Elaine would have taken longer.😂
Jerry’s line deliveries in this episode are comedy gold. “Enjoy…..Blame It on the Rain?” “HAHA A LOT FASTER THAN THAT!”
Todd is a genius he got a date with that model Jerry was dating.😂
His pickup line is actually genius, subtle 😂 I wonder if it still works
Well, he does have a nice name.....what is it? Dutch?
@@markallen2984Definitely not Dutch.
U.. 🤔🤔🤔🤔
@@tinkywinky4449DUTCH! 🤠
Jerry flew too close to the sun trying to keep Godzilla on a leash. Only a matter of time before she uses her powers on you.
Her voice is pleasant, too.
Indeed.
She never liked Elaine. She asked for two tickets instead of four knowing Elaine and her date wanted to get into the same movie. She didn’t even lie she only could get two instead of four.😂
You mean Nikki?
@@cellgoondude Of course! Who else was getting two tickets in the clip? Pay attention!
@@_TheDudeAbides_wow...who made you lord and master to command others?
@Sam19509 Are you surprised?
Elaine’s a man’s woman. She hates other women, and they hate her.
That didn't make any sense. If Jerry and Nikki were gonna see that movie they would already have tickets for it, but for some reason they're leaving...?
Nikki to me the prettiest of all the women on the show. Even her speech.
Nikki and Jerry’s Maid chick were the hottest. “What did I just pay for?” lol.
Wynonna
Nah it’s def Aunt Becky from Full House in the Jerry doesn’t ever get angry Episode
@@kevinfinnerty8414Not to forget Melissa Tomei
@@shaktiman11 Marisa right?
“Like trying to smoke a chicken bone” lmao
Just sitting there hate smoking those horrible cigars at the end 😂😂😂
Hate Smoking. 🐸😀🐸
I once hate drank a bag of military coffee. It tasted like ground up acorns, bug parts, and dubious dried organic debris. That's what real detestation will do to you.
@@bretthess6376 you aren't wrong. Because industrial complexes are impossible to keep clean, pre-ground coffee is allowed to have up to 10% bugs in it, usually cockroaches.
"It's like trying to smoke a 'Chicken Bone'😂"
“Talked to the manager”. She was the first Karen.
You don’t seem to understand what a “Karen” is.
Jerry was the opposite of Darren in Bewitched, who never wanted Samantha to use her witch powers to get them out of a difficult situation. Jerry, on the other hand, embraced Nikki's powers and encouraged her to use them to their benefit.
There were a few times when Darren did approve of Samantha using her powers.
The small things are what makes this show so great.
Kramer asks Jerry if Todd Gack is Dutch. Then Jerry tells Elaine the name is Dutch.
That's what people do in real life, they want to look smart, even if they don't know the answer.
Yep I used that “ lost bet” tactic before. Worked like a charm 👌🏼
The movie titles "Blame It On The Rain" and "Means To An End" always make me chuckle.
My fav Seinfeld movie titles are "Deathblow", "Rochelle, Rochelle", "Chunnel", and "The English Patient".
@@jgirlLVR "The English Patient" was a real movie. "We're missing the Death Blow!!"
Ponce de Leon
Prognosis Negative
@@sustainfem Special mention : "Schindler's List" and "JFK"
Don’t forget “sacked lunch!”
Nickie and Tod; the power couple.
They would have had beautiful children 😊
Ok but nothing beats Elaine’s smile
And her laugh 😂
"face like a frying pan"
Lol 😂
Fanboys really need to stop saying out of touch stuff like that
@@johnh5259"a wall of hair"
this women was the prettiest woman on television but she essentially disappeared from the spotlight completely
Drying clothes in a pizza oven was never going to work. 😂
Well, what do you know about cooking a shirt, uh
I should watch these again think I'd understand them on a different level Now I'm an old man. They'd be a breath of fresh air at the moment too
Elaine could pull that look off better. They really dress her down to look like the homely girl a lot so she blends in with the gang more.
yeah elaine is hot
I thought the name Todd Gack was right up there with Alec Berg! John Houseman approved
Alec Berrrrrrg
@@edtheman28 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine growing up without knowing Seinfeld existed but Friends. I request a rebirth!
All right Nik, let's hit it!
To me, this show is a time capsule of the 90s.
one of the best episodes ever
A beautiful Godzilla!!!🤣🤣🤣
"Alright nick, lets hit it" haha
Beautiful women have power over men and other women.
It's just nature.
It doesn’t last very long though. 18-30 years old. Anything older is pushing it. Only a small % of Women. But Rich, good looking Men have a Lifetime of Power.
@@kevinfinnerty8414as a woman with money, yes.
Jerry always showing Elaine down is such a best friend thing.
The Godzilla reference is a classic
😂 Elaine what she gonna do? 😂
To be fair, she is a looker.
Her name is Dylan Tays
Hysterical. I have experienced this and it works every time
Jerry Jerry funny 😂😂😂
Elaine occasionally smoking a cigar on this show started a brief trend of women smoking cigars in the 90s.
"Like a beautiful Godzilla." Word
"She's like a beautiful Godzilla"....lol
Todd Gak, play on playa 😂
"A LOT FASTER THAN THAT!!"
The greatest comedy of all time
by far
The absolute funniest comedy of all time 😂😁
Curb > Seinfeld
@@MisfitsFiendClub138Curb was the best way to continue Seinfeld in a new era without ruining the legacy. I’d say they’re tied 9.5s/10 shows
Britanick!
Richard “Moe” Nixon. lol!
Kramer knows his Cubans!
Even Jerry couldn't say no.
"blame it on the rain" 😂
“Alright Nik, let’s hit it..”
all right Nikk 😊
In college I dated a girl who looked & acted exactly like that down to the littlest detail. The experience taught me some people are better in pictures than being with in real life.
It becomes a challenge when they know that they're physically attractive. Did she ever throw it in your face how attractive she was??
@@LDucon Judging by his second sentence, I wouldn't doubt it.
that's true. she could have a phat azz but if her mind isn't; right. it's like brushing without flossing
FUN FACT: A storyline in the Summer of George episode was inspired by the actress who played Nikki (whose real name is Danette).
One of Seinfeld's producers, Alec Berg, asked Danette to be his date to an award show. She agreed. When he went to pick her up, he learned that she had a boyfriend. Instead of being bitter about it, Berg had the experience written into the Summer of George episode, which aired the following season.
Sounds vaguely similar to the waitress who tells George she has a boyfriend while they're on a date (MA-nure).
The dude was in her apartment. Hilarious!
Nicki’s real name is Dylan Tays
@@keno1069or Fellas?
@@keno1069 Lyle! Is he her dude or just a dude?
Todd Gack slays
I'm surprised Nikki didn't manipulate Jerry *before* dumping him!
Doing so afterwards shows how true her powers are.
@@stevekov6740 You can say that again.
How do you know she didn't?
@@randolphpinkle4482 Good point... but we only ever see her use that tactic on him *after* the breakup.
Like the Simpson reference- Milhouse and Moe
"All right Nick, let's hit it!"
I knew a fellow musician, she was very attractive, so she got this musician who was one of the best slide guitarists in the world (Sonny Landreth) touring with the likes of Eric Clapton any way she was playing-in this very small restaurant and bar, so I asked her how she managed to pull it off, she simply replied i asked him , the power of attractive ladies is real
She's beautiful
Todd is the guy who found a dating loophole, right?
And worked in a chance for Elaine to meet his parents.
Pretty funny that the actress for Nikki was an inspiration for The Dude episode.
This is a great episode 👏🤣💯👍
Hottest gf Jerry ever had on the show.
Sidra
@@ctwwtc8761 yup
@@ctwwtc8761nah.
Although, this doesn’t negate or downplay Sidra’s hotness.
They’re both on the upper echelon of hotness, it’s just that Nikki’s edged her out.
@@steverogers7601 brunettes are hotter than blondes
@@de6212 hair color can change.
It’s the face and assets that matter most.
Like trying to smoke a chicken bone hahaha
Pretty privilege is REAL
She is like a beautiful Godzilla .😂😂😂. Epic one
Let’s be honest, we all clicked on this video cos of Nikki.
I had a young college girl and her girlfriend rent the house across the street from me. She was absolutely beautiful. She had young guys doing all kinds of favors for her. cutting the lawn taking out the garbage, trimming the shrubs buying her groceries etc. One night on a weekday around midnight she was having a party. So I walked over there to tell her to turn down the music and hold the noise down or else.. When came to the curb to talk She was very pleasant, When I told her to turn down the music she said in a very casual voice ..no. So I said in a very sweet voice ..ok...🥰. We used to get a laugh at the old man who owned the house hobbling up her driveway with his cane to collect the rent... he never did that with his other renters. The neighbor that lived next door to her said that his bedroom and hers were very close to the property line. He said that when the windows were open in the summer and she was getting railed by her boyfriend he was worried about his heart because he had a pacemaker, whenever she was outside the neighbor's teenage boys would take their shirts off and walk around their deck flexing their muscles.🤣 That was one girl that never got many no's in her life for sure.
Great episode and a great topic. The people that win the genetic lottery have things comes to them a lot easier. I know that this episode exaggerated it, but good humor is based on realistic observations.
It’s the single greatest advantage in life a person can have. A hot young girl is literally playing life on tutorial mode
The irony is the actress hardly has any acting credits. Survived about 10 years in Hollywood.
Beautiful women have the best lives. Everyone is happy to see them, listen to their stories, laugh at their jokes. They’re never lonely or worried about the future. I imagine it’s like being drunk or high 24/7.
That's because her husband is a billionaire, why work when you still look good? @@brandonreed09
women*
Good Cubans up in Montreal 😎
Kidnap the dog until you get the real Cubans.
This scene was a weird switch for Elaine. She was super against smoking in all previous seasons, and then suddenly she's here. Smoking a cigar.
Larry David was notoriously unconcerned with consistent characterisations. ‘It’s not about character! It’s about funny!’
Just like real life
you got rooked, buddy.
Funny 😄
The Moe / Mulhouse confusion over Nixon's middle name. Is it significant that those are both Simpsons characters?
4:32 so Nikky ised her power on Jerry? Lol 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I've never wanted to punch a character in the face more than I do Todd Gack after that stupid Moe gag. @3:14
And Gack is not Dutch…
Gek is dutch it means crazy in Dutch@@oddballsok
i mean, it wouldn't have worked if nikki didn't agree to the terms of the bet.
Couldn’t agree more
Oh the days before police bodycams.
Nikki, great voice
She really is stunning. Gawdamn
Sweet fancy Moses!! Nicky is definitely sponge worthy 🥰
Lol. It's like trying to smoke a chicken bone.
Odd how the initial scene implies Elaine is not a beautiful woman :')
Ricky the mannequin maker would disagree.
Elaine is not a classic beauty . Not bad looking either but just normal .
elaine is not beautful...maybe she was a little when she was way younger...she aged horribly...she's average at best
She started the karen trend no wayyyy " I just talked to the manager".
Damn you Seinfeld
Todd played the long game
Most movie theatres will stop ticket sales at around 90% or so for "safety issues". But we really know why! ;)
The actress rejected one of the writers who wrote "the dude" storyline in the Summer of George in retaliation.
3:58 😅
The blonde though 🔥
Haha this is kinda true in many ways.
Nikki would have figured out Tod scam yet unlike Elaine it would have taken much longer.😂
I can't get over how Nikki pronounced the letter 'M' at the end. What accent even is that ?
That cop was simping and Todd Gack was a PUA master!
When I hear an unusual last name, I sometimes think "What is that, Dutch?".
Wow dont think i ever saw this one
Like trying to smoke a chicken bone.