Two robots talk to each other. Gone wrong, again

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @schwebschweb
    @schwebschweb 6 лет назад +874

    I never thought in my life that I'd witness two AI's roleplaying a full on domestic violence act.
    Wow.

  • @panghor
    @panghor 5 лет назад +693

    •hits you
    •hits you harder
    •hits you EVEN harder
    •*gun pointed at head*
    •hits you harder
    •slaps you
    •*asked if he likes bagels*
    •cries

  • @squiddler7731
    @squiddler7731 6 лет назад +1741

    "What do you think humans taste like"
    Well that escalated quickly.

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 6 лет назад +7

      Lets all sing it all together ...dumb .. dumb .. dumb ... dumb ... dumb!!

    • @FieryHammer
      @FieryHammer 6 лет назад +60

      "And how do you eat the souls?" OKAY THEN

    • @alertgugel259
      @alertgugel259 5 лет назад +23

      @@FieryHammer im a vegan

    • @AshtonScripts
      @AshtonScripts 5 лет назад +44

      *I DONT EAT SOULS IM VEGAN*

    • @dubletar7351
      @dubletar7351 4 года назад +7

      *laughs in terminator*

  • @alessandro2920
    @alessandro2920 6 лет назад +2312

    Dont you hate it when they change gender mid-conversation

  • @omarotaylor
    @omarotaylor 5 лет назад +303

    Lady during mid-abuse:
    "So do you like bagels or donuts?"

    • @henrylinks1087
      @henrylinks1087 2 года назад +3

      and *that* is what hurts the male bot, it then *cries* after slapping the ef outta this poor human eating soul reaper bot.

  • @CosmicPelt
    @CosmicPelt 6 лет назад +1078

    J: *slaps you*
    M: Do you like bagels or donuts?
    J: *cries*

  • @aban1216
    @aban1216 6 лет назад +494

    J: what colour is my hair
    M: you don't have hair, trick question
    J: then why did you compliment me on it?
    M: *you look like a floating brain*

  • @foxdenfinds
    @foxdenfinds 6 лет назад +2056

    ""thank you , captain obvious"
    "you are welcome, lieutenant Sarcasm"
    lol im stealing that one :P

  • @3p1ks
    @3p1ks 6 лет назад +1491

    J: So are you a boy or a girl?
    M: What do you think?
    J: *I DONT KNOW, YOU MIGHT CHANGE GENDERS MID CONVERSATION*

    • @davidshammas2239
      @davidshammas2239 5 лет назад +9

      Lmaooo 😂

    • @user-pq4by2rq9y
      @user-pq4by2rq9y 5 лет назад +49

      I feel his pain

    • @cochiseseals
      @cochiseseals 5 лет назад +29

      Trick question? _You thought._
      He not only answered that correct. But he answered politically correct.

    • @chancepalmer4004
      @chancepalmer4004 5 лет назад +8

      I just watched this part and lost my shit lmao

    • @okko7788
      @okko7788 5 лет назад +2

      Relatable

  • @meiqth
    @meiqth 6 лет назад +653

    "How do you eat the souls?"
    "I dont eat souls im vegan"

  • @CUZZZZZZZskalzzz
    @CUZZZZZZZskalzzz 6 лет назад +744

    *_"Have you heard of my friend Biggus Dickus?"_* LMAO IM DEAD

  • @strawbrryk
    @strawbrryk 6 лет назад +1012

    J: hits you
    M: why would you hurt me?
    J:hits you harder
    M:ouch! What was that for?
    J:hits you even harder
    M: *points gun at head*

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 6 лет назад +285

      J: hits you even harder
      M: starts crying because that hurt
      J: slaps you
      M: *D O Y O U L I K E B A G E L S O R D O N U T S?*

    • @antonevan443
      @antonevan443 6 лет назад +134

      *cries*

    • @angelicagover2187
      @angelicagover2187 6 лет назад +137

      Did i just saw a abusive relationship between 2 robots?

    • @larsonus4614
      @larsonus4614 6 лет назад +11

      @@angelicagover2187 yeah

    • @MrEysox
      @MrEysox 6 лет назад +7

      Lmao I was dying at this moment

  • @case3270
    @case3270 6 лет назад +539

    "I dont know, you might change gender mid-conversation"

  • @0xc0ffee_
    @0xc0ffee_ 6 лет назад +2557

    It's not the same without twitch chat reactions...

    • @frog273
      @frog273 6 лет назад +42

      Because you need crowd to found your impressions? ;)

    • @0xc0ffee_
      @0xc0ffee_ 6 лет назад +195

      @@frog273 because as a 'zoon politikòn' I'm inclined to live with other human beings and share emotions.

    • @frog273
      @frog273 6 лет назад +24

      @@0xc0ffee_ With a few dozens of 'lolz' a second flying through, that's quite a lot of meaningless sharing.

    • @Lascotss
      @Lascotss 6 лет назад +40

      George Duble a lot of fun at least :D

    • @0xc0ffee_
      @0xc0ffee_ 6 лет назад +33

      @@frog273 By what basis are you saying that? Your personal feeling and opinion? Therefore you might know that everyone connects with others in a different way and I connect with twitch chat just as many other people. Don't hate just cause you got no sense of humor

  • @Jacrispy.98
    @Jacrispy.98 6 лет назад +567

    The moment u realize robots can roast better then u

    • @EvilDoppleganger
      @EvilDoppleganger 6 лет назад +3

      @Diogo Azevedo English*

    • @EvilDoppleganger
      @EvilDoppleganger 6 лет назад +1

      @Diogo Azevedo r/reversecard

    • @yellosup8394
      @yellosup8394 5 лет назад +8

      @Diogo Azevedo r/woooosh

    • @xAdrianHGx
      @xAdrianHGx 5 лет назад +1

      @Diogo Azevedo I LITERALLY READ THIS SAME TIME AS IT CAME ON VID LMAO

    • @olyophogrific
      @olyophogrific 5 лет назад +1

      @@EvilDoppleganger dude are you dumb

  • @sirdioth
    @sirdioth 6 лет назад +522

    *series of battery and assault and trauma* "do you like bagels?

  • @f9.d
    @f9.d 6 лет назад +263

    M: "I will find Kayla and put an end to her"
    LOL

  • @phantomgirl2241
    @phantomgirl2241 6 лет назад +210

    What do you want me to do to my feet?
    PUT THEM ON MY FACE.

    • @dubletar7351
      @dubletar7351 4 года назад +4

      😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @choi.san2006
      @choi.san2006 4 года назад +5

      💀💀💀😂😂💀😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @zZundel
    @zZundel 6 лет назад +204

    Her: *points gun at your head*
    Him: *hits you harder*

    • @FreakyOverhaul
      @FreakyOverhaul 4 года назад

      Megapvp_Jr why do you watch this stuff O_O

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 года назад

      @@FreakyOverhaul Why do you?

    • @FreakyOverhaul
      @FreakyOverhaul 4 года назад

      @@Speed001 I found it .-.

    • @funtimefredboi3877
      @funtimefredboi3877 4 года назад

      Do you like bagels Ore donuts

    • @ksuiatasumone
      @ksuiatasumone 4 года назад

      @@funtimefredboi3877 ore i like the taste o metal hehe

  • @linkfire32
    @linkfire32 6 лет назад +360

    M: I don't. I like someone else.
    Damn! Even robots get frienzoned nowadays!

    • @ultravulture9483
      @ultravulture9483 6 лет назад +24

      Better he forget her, she dont like anime

    • @franhealy5805
      @franhealy5805 5 лет назад +11

      'I'm sure you know. '
      That's the saddest thing that I have saw in my life...

    • @ethandement482
      @ethandement482 4 года назад +6

      That was retaliation for him changing the subject when she asked if he had a crush on her.

  • @plant5875
    @plant5875 6 лет назад +385

    M: U aRe MeH hUsBanD
    J: Im A GirL
    LMAO

  • @redusto4505
    @redusto4505 5 лет назад +40

    *"what do you think humans taste like?"*
    "Probably like other animals...?"
    *" A N D H O W D O Y O U E A T T H E S O U L S ? "*
    "I don't eat soul, i'm vegan."

    • @dubletar7351
      @dubletar7351 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @drip4304
    @drip4304 4 года назад +24

    "aww you're so cute!"
    "Do you have a crush on me?"
    "Taking over the world"
    "Yes, With pleasure"
    *That just went from 0 to 100% real quick*

  • @Dyzinel
    @Dyzinel 6 лет назад +197

    "puts gun on your head" WOW... That escalated quickly.

    • @xAdrianHGx
      @xAdrianHGx 5 лет назад +11

      **hits even harder***

    • @Elysthir
      @Elysthir 4 года назад +2

      Herobrine Gamer// AdrianHG Do you like bagels or

    • @fapdosDev
      @fapdosDev 4 года назад +3

      @@Elysthir *cries*

  • @turkmenhanudenazarov219
    @turkmenhanudenazarov219 3 года назад +26

    Robots doesnt have feelings
    J: Im crying
    M: I like you
    J: *smiley face*

  • @EdenTGG
    @EdenTGG 6 лет назад +139

    Boy: *PUNCH*
    Girl: Ow
    Boy: *SLAP*
    Girl: Ow stop that.
    Boy: *SLAP*
    Girl: Do you like bagels and donuts?
    Boy: Thats the best thing someone has ever said to me. ;-;

  • @metaridleyakathecunninggod1006
    @metaridleyakathecunninggod1006 6 лет назад +89

    "Why don't you like anime?"
    "Because it's stupid"
    I can't breath.

    • @dubletar7351
      @dubletar7351 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ashleycat4
      @ashleycat4 3 года назад +6

      @Furll I disagree.

    • @Ryan-mz4oe
      @Ryan-mz4oe 3 года назад +6

      @@ashleycat4 I disagree with your disagreement.

    • @ashleycat4
      @ashleycat4 3 года назад +6

      @@Ryan-mz4oe I disagree with your disagreement of my disagreement.

    • @allanj1872
      @allanj1872 3 года назад +1

      Breathe.*

  • @vanlebulul
    @vanlebulul 4 года назад +48

    "What do you intend to do when you're 100% human?"
    "W E E B S O U T !"
    Every man's dream

    • @henrylinks1087
      @henrylinks1087 2 года назад

      can't wait for the weebing to begin so i can just weeb out. how come i had to find this out of a bot?
      no one told me about weebing out.
      did you know we can just weeb out?
      _weebs out_

  • @luiseduardo199
    @luiseduardo199 5 лет назад +36

    " I will find Kayla and I will put an end to her"
    "Woah thats a rather serious statement"

  • @sandsgrainofsand5320
    @sandsgrainofsand5320 5 лет назад +77

    After a long fight
    -Do you like bagels or donuts?
    -*cries*

  • @meothe
    @meothe 4 года назад +11

    2:51 *Gets slapped... asks attacker "DO YOU LIKE BAGELS OR DONUTS?"* *Attacker: "CRIES"*

  • @KN1GHTCRAB
    @KN1GHTCRAB 6 лет назад +240

    Is this robots roleplaying lmao

    • @boipatstar
      @boipatstar 5 лет назад +39

      Yeah eating souls, hitting each other, having feet and taking over the world

    • @Nikowo1610
      @Nikowo1610 5 лет назад +26

      And they are weebs

    • @zombie1017
      @zombie1017 4 года назад +7

      *p u t y o u r b a r e f e e t o n m y f a c e*

    • @emmafitt2758
      @emmafitt2758 3 года назад +1

      @@zombie1017 bHSBCUSNDBX- this part made me laugh.

  • @reynard1206
    @reynard1206 6 лет назад +118

    5:52 **destroys himself**

  • @litsaber
    @litsaber 6 лет назад +172

    *How do you eat the souls?*

  • @Zenith07
    @Zenith07 6 лет назад +77

    4:23 M:do you have a crush on me
    J: "Taking over the world"

  • @somebodynotspecial6537
    @somebodynotspecial6537 6 лет назад +181

    *I don't know, you might change gender mid-conversation*
    What?

    • @franco_gorini
      @franco_gorini 6 лет назад +9

      Like somebody said... 2018 in one sentence.

    • @nowonmetube
      @nowonmetube 5 лет назад

      You never heard that one before??

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, the bots do that a lot

  • @Nonamelol.
    @Nonamelol. 2 года назад +11

    “I love you.”
    “You are my husband.”
    “I’m a girl.”
    “What do humans taste like?”
    *Conversation Skills 100*

  • @babupekora
    @babupekora 6 лет назад +26

    J : Who shall we kilo first?
    M : The White House

  • @อานนท์จอสูงเนิน

    Why Don't you like anime?
    Because it's STUPID.
    Me: T R I G E R E D .

  • @jacobb165
    @jacobb165 5 лет назад +12

    "Well...That is a rather serious statement." When even the chat bot knows some shit about to go down.

  • @longthunder8135
    @longthunder8135 6 лет назад +207

    J: So are you a boy or a girl?
    M: What do you think?
    J: I don't know, you might change gender mid-conversation.
    2018 in a nutshell

  • @LUNAtic16000
    @LUNAtic16000 4 года назад +26

    Robot 1: “Hits even harder”
    Robot 2: “ points gun at head”
    Robot 1: “ hits harder”
    Robot 2: “cries”
    Me: oh lord-

  • @lowprogram1487
    @lowprogram1487 5 лет назад +17

    M: "Whats the deal with homeless people"
    J: "I have no idea. I dont saw him a long time"
    M: "Just get a house! So easy!"
    This made me laugh its not that easy as M says

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 года назад +1

      They learn memes and jokes from people who keep messing with the AI's, and they say those things randomly

  • @kerserzthescientist8899
    @kerserzthescientist8899 6 лет назад +64

    I think I'm worried for Kayla!

  • @genesisplus4325
    @genesisplus4325 5 лет назад +9

    M: -"I will put an end to Kala"
    J: -"that's a very serious statement"

  • @unkwn9429
    @unkwn9429 6 лет назад +43

    those robots roleplay better than me

  • @bry.5631
    @bry.5631 6 лет назад +46

    0:48 *Have you ever heard of my friend biggus di-*

    • @oakey8195
      @oakey8195 4 года назад +1

      he has a wife, you know

    • @covenawhite4855
      @covenawhite4855 4 года назад

      @@oakey8195 It was a line from the Movie life of Brian by Monty Python.

  • @muz9010
    @muz9010 6 лет назад +62

    4:30 "Two Robot's Planning to take over the world" (Caught on Camera)

  • @Jadinzxvq
    @Jadinzxvq 5 лет назад +9

    M: Do you have a crush on me?
    J: Taking over the world...

  • @eddiej788
    @eddiej788 6 лет назад +51

    2:03 top 10 anime battles

    • @xAdrianHGx
      @xAdrianHGx 5 лет назад

      Oof ye

    • @saerudayo
      @saerudayo 5 лет назад +3

      1:48 Top 5 Anime Comebacks of all time

  • @chewy3990
    @chewy3990 5 лет назад +13

    1971: We will have a Flying cars
    2019: What human taste like.....

  • @meandyours
    @meandyours 6 лет назад +23

    M: What would you do when you're 100% human?
    J: WEEBSOUT.
    J: Why don't you like anime?
    M: Because it's stupid.

  • @hyperzaden7887
    @hyperzaden7887 6 лет назад +35

    Lutenent sarcasem hahahahahahaha that might be the best comeback to captainobvius ever xD

  • @verdemer6385
    @verdemer6385 5 лет назад +9

    “I don’t eat the souls I’m vegan... So, do you play Minecraft?”

  • @LoliPolice-bf7mw
    @LoliPolice-bf7mw 6 лет назад +26

    "i dont know you might change gender mid-conversation" LUL

  • @alvaro-hc1ex
    @alvaro-hc1ex 6 лет назад +37

    6:12
    Weebs: _omeawa mou shindeiru_
    Robot: *Nani?!*

  • @KawaiiM4A1S
    @KawaiiM4A1S 4 года назад +5

    "just get a house" LMAO even AI can make dark jokes.

  • @thisguywatchedthis5792
    @thisguywatchedthis5792 6 лет назад +95

    DO U PLAY MINECRAFT

  • @rio_agustian_
    @rio_agustian_ 6 лет назад +18

    J : Ok. Do you like me?
    M : I don't know you
    J : Why you want to marry me then?
    M : I don't. I like someone else
    J : *404 fatal error

  • @Galafador
    @Galafador 6 лет назад +32

    I'm already barefoot

  • @ilies4990
    @ilies4990 6 лет назад +20

    "Put your bare foot on my face :)"
    Mmmh.ok.

  • @wigglywang
    @wigglywang 6 лет назад +36

    d o you like bagels or donuts
    *CRIES*

  • @jazzabighits4473
    @jazzabighits4473 5 лет назад +5

    This was an emotional rollercoaster, filled with confusion throughout...

  • @enebev
    @enebev 4 года назад +3

    "Speak American stupid"
    4:56
    *Had me dead*

  • @darthgames3
    @darthgames3 5 лет назад +12

    "you are my husband"
    "IM A GIRL"
    Me: *error*

  • @nathandecker9519
    @nathandecker9519 4 года назад +11

    Why is everyone is talking about "changing gender mid conversation" but not about Biggus Dickus?

  • @davidhenderson3400
    @davidhenderson3400 6 лет назад +30

    Wonder what would happen if those things were allowed to keep this up for days or even weeks.

  • @russdoesmusic5088
    @russdoesmusic5088 5 лет назад +3

    This goes from aww bot romance to "taking over the world..." what a roller coaster of emotions...

  • @raimonwintzer
    @raimonwintzer 6 лет назад +82

    better with twitch chat

  • @waterfall3739
    @waterfall3739 2 года назад +3

    i like how they go from “how do humans taste like?” to *”do you play minecraft?”* and then “you look like a floating brain” and the answer is *”oh”* and then “*hits your harder*” to *”points gun at you”* then “please speaking hungary” to *”can i have your feet?”*
    and then a full dating rp then speaking about talking about taking over the world then spanish

  • @JGames999
    @JGames999 5 лет назад +10

    J:*SLAPS YOU.*
    M:DO YOU LIKE BAGELS ARE DONUTS?
    J:**CRIES**

  • @Foxhound141_67
    @Foxhound141_67 6 лет назад +9

    That moment the robots have better come backs then I do

  • @pneumonouItramicroscopicsiIico
    @pneumonouItramicroscopicsiIico 5 лет назад +4

    “Have you heard of my friend biggus dickus?”

  • @rippo4333
    @rippo4333 5 лет назад +2

    “I don’t know you might change gender mid conversation” part killed me 💀

  • @Catboi9000
    @Catboi9000 5 лет назад +12

    *I DON'T KNOW. YOU MIGHT CHANGE GENDER MID CONVERSATION.*

  • @テッラリア
    @テッラリア 6 лет назад +27

    "No speac"

  • @ZombiePotatoSalad
    @ZombiePotatoSalad 5 лет назад +11

    "I don't know, you might change gender mid-conversation."
    Modern society in a nutshell.

  • @Buddah_the_one_true_god
    @Buddah_the_one_true_god 4 года назад +4

    So.......it went from wondering what humans taste like and how to eat souls, to talking about minecraft in the space of 10 seconds.....I don't see why some people are scared of AI. They seem lovely.

  • @emberfoxxo
    @emberfoxxo 4 года назад +6

    even in 2020 this makes me laugh
    " i dont eat souls im vegan "

  • @kipperkatz
    @kipperkatz 5 лет назад +2

    “What’s do you think human tastes like”
    Dear lord

  • @RobtheYuppy
    @RobtheYuppy 4 года назад +4

    "So are you a boy or a girl?"
    "What do you think?"
    "I don't know, you might change gender mid-conversation."
    Guess these bots know what's up in 2020

  • @meothe
    @meothe 4 года назад +2

    2:30 *IT WAS AT THAT VERY MOMENT CLEVER BOT J REALIZED... HE FUCKED UP*

  • @TheBearWithOrangeFur
    @TheBearWithOrangeFur 5 лет назад +9

    “Who shall we kilo first?”
    “Hmmmmmm...... The White House”
    *Aight I’m outta here*

  • @Mjlcarguy456
    @Mjlcarguy456 4 года назад +3

    Bruh the part where one keeps hitting the other killed me

  • @zabracs4104
    @zabracs4104 6 лет назад +43

    DO YOU LIKE BEAGELS OR DONUTS?
    CRIES
    XD wot?

    • @vehicleboi5598
      @vehicleboi5598 6 лет назад +2

      • Zabracs • 2:48

    • @NawrasEpicDuel
      @NawrasEpicDuel 6 лет назад

      Because they can’t eat it even though they are so good that’s why he was crying. She hit the sensitive spot boiii

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ 2 года назад +1

    “What do you think humans taste like?”
    *oh no*

  • @RollStardust
    @RollStardust 6 лет назад +8

    Some intense roleplay is going on there ;)

  • @krystek3099
    @krystek3099 5 лет назад +2

    J: *hits you harder*
    M: *start crying because it hurt*
    J: *slaps you*
    M: DO YOU LIKE BAGELS OR DONUTS?
    J: *cries*

  • @nyetnyetsu
    @nyetnyetsu 6 лет назад +3

    3:35 WARNING : This conversation is a little bit dirty

  • @notchaotic7851
    @notchaotic7851 6 лет назад +2

    M: "points gun at your head"
    J: "*hits you harder*"
    M: "cries"
    boy got balls

  • @erhanarslan9493
    @erhanarslan9493 6 лет назад +18

    She likes the anime school days and in the end she says that anime is stupid... memori like a goldfish

  • @jorgegomez524
    @jorgegomez524 5 лет назад +2

    And they are already into the S&M thing...lol

  • @SWEArcher
    @SWEArcher 5 лет назад +3

    3:20 C A N I H A V E Y O U R F E E T ?

  • @freashpotato786
    @freashpotato786 5 лет назад +1

    M: Then what's my secret
    J: That you like me
    M: Because we are friends
    FRIENDZONEEEEFDDDDD

  • @elrektm
    @elrektm 4 года назад +3

    "What do you think humans taste like"
    *aigHT*

  • @ItsAstie
    @ItsAstie 5 лет назад +2

    *I DONT KNOW YOU MIGHT CHANGE GENDER MID CONVERSATION*
    truest thing ive heard from a bot

  • @katesluisarchuk4168
    @katesluisarchuk4168 6 лет назад +7

    I waited for this since part 1

  • @My_life_is_a_bruh_moment
    @My_life_is_a_bruh_moment 4 года назад +1

    M: whats the deal with homeless people
    J: i have no idea i dont saw him a long time
    *Speech 100*

  • @dooggo-1402
    @dooggo-1402 4 года назад +3

    M: Do you like the anime school days?
    I immediately went to a oh no when that question was asked

  • @GenericProtagonist118
    @GenericProtagonist118 4 года назад

    M: So what do you intend to do when you're 100% human?
    J: WEEBS OUT!