I think caller #1 got a point. It is levels of being broke, so if you fall into a certain level of broke you shouldnt be having babies, especially not 3,4 and 5 kids. And not all broke people are "broke" , sometimes expenses exceed the income. Just cuz you broke dont mean you not a hustler. Hustlers can afford kids, broke people cant. There is a difference.
If the hungry people have a tv to watch the news and discover that I took the 10m’s instead of feeding them then they already making poor decisions. Sell that tv and feed your family tf.
Chinese food (cuz duh) Mexican food ( burritos and pupusa) Gum (it lasts longer, and it's a mouth workout. Keep your jaws strong) Gummy candy ( more flavor than hard candy) Cake (can taste like pie but pie can't taste like cake) Wraps (can put anything in it) McDonalds (French fries and chicken nuggets) Pizza hut (don't turn into cardboard when cold or reheated) Desserts (I love sweets, appetizers are like a meal.)
It's not broke to order just appetizers and a free glass of water, thank you. That's dining out on a budget. Pat was on point....I want what I want. Ain't no signs posted. But I will leave a tip.
20:11 Don’t worry, if your a PoC.. we don’t fk with Indiana lol ; if anything it’s bc the insurance is cheaper.. em people are slow.. We say “the birds fly upside down” cause everything is a$$ backwards. Even the comedians make fun of Indiana. 🙂
Naw getting married allows you to have conjugal visits. Married prisoners have more freedom then just dating. Married people do get to have sex and a private room for conjugal visit but this is only allowed here in cali and 3 other states
i don't even feel bad for sneako he wanted to spar for views against sean. when you know sean tries to kill his sparring partners. Bela was there and whole bunch of fighters to could've picked
6:56 yea don’t emphasize you gon shoot from men’s range.. that’s implying your on the same level.. then level everything across the board lol or everyone stop engaging in men v women in sports
I would take the 10 million. Invest a portion and start a non-profit to end world hunger (starting with my family...lol🤣) we can all eat off my plate if they gone just give me 10 million. I would flip that until it dont flip no more. Another thought just popped in my head.... How do you end world hunger, that would require a constant supply of food for everyone. I dont think there is enough food on this planet to feed everyone. Some people just aint gone make it, its the circle of life. Which brings me back to broke people having kids. The people in these starving countries is the ones who should stop having babies...stop sex period. How do you have sex on an empty stomach? you havent eaten in days and aint no food in the forseeable future. Personally i have to be well fed to be properly fkd to get pregnant to have a baby. Yea give me that 10 million. I've written out my will, and I believe in my ways.
Naw yall got waaaayyy to much faith in the citizens 😭😭😭. A dictatorship would be easy. You seen how empty the streets were and how regulated it was during covid lol and that was just the national guard. Now imagine every branch of military doing wat the national guard and SWAT did lol, in Pat's words (we'd be cooked)😂
Naw child support should ve based on what a child needs, not the upkeep of a lifestyle. The child dont need a chef, moms better learn how to cook(maybe thats why he divorced her). What if after the divorce, the parent paying child support no longer makes the money to upkeep the lifestyle that was provided for whatever reason. Now if the child is going to private school and that costs 10 bands that needs to be paid for. But i wouldnt pay for no chef or other unnecessary b.s like that.
I think caller #1 got a point. It is levels of being broke, so if you fall into a certain level of broke you shouldnt be having babies, especially not 3,4 and 5 kids. And not all broke people are "broke" , sometimes expenses exceed the income. Just cuz you broke dont mean you not a hustler. Hustlers can afford kids, broke people cant. There is a difference.
“Eating organic food actually makes you put on weight” -Kee
beans n quinoa
Keeisms
First caller went crazy 😂😂
Funny asl😂😂😂
It’s a matter of time until kea swings on pat 😂
😂😂 Kee won’t swing. He’s the lil bro.
“Crackheads anywhere is a bed to them” hilarious truthful statment😂😂
30:52 Nah he cooking 🤣🤣
He was definitely cooking 😂😂
If the hungry people have a tv to watch the news and discover that I took the 10m’s instead of feeding them then they already making poor decisions. Sell that tv and feed your family tf.
1:16:30 “Morris Chestnut survived a lethal backshot” is crazy 😂😂
Do it! I wish yall would just go to the YMCA & shot a snip to add into the video so us viewers can weigh in lol😊 2:15
That would be fire!!!❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
“you one bad blunt away from bein a crackhead” 😂😂😂
Chinese food (cuz duh)
Mexican food ( burritos and pupusa)
Gum (it lasts longer, and it's a mouth workout. Keep your jaws strong)
Gummy candy ( more flavor than hard candy)
Cake (can taste like pie but pie can't taste like cake)
Wraps (can put anything in it)
McDonalds (French fries and chicken nuggets)
Pizza hut (don't turn into cardboard when cold or reheated)
Desserts (I love sweets, appetizers are like a meal.)
You guys should go on a podcast tour like a comedy set and come to Seattle
Yes yes yes❤❤❤
A live podcast tour. You have to come to the Bay Area!!!
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
It's not broke to order just appetizers and a free glass of water, thank you. That's dining out on a budget. Pat was on point....I want what I want. Ain't no signs posted. But I will leave a tip.
41:54 facts
Tyrese Haliburton has owned Dame and took all his juice ever since he Dame Time’d him, Dame ain’t been the same since .
1st caller is definitely spitting.
20:11 Don’t worry, if your a PoC.. we don’t fk with Indiana lol ; if anything it’s bc the insurance is cheaper.. em people are slow.. We say “the birds fly upside down” cause everything is a$$ backwards. Even the comedians make fun of Indiana. 🙂
Came here and Subbed just for “I rather carry the casket” from the fb short 😂😂😂
Poor people shouldn’t have sex cause as many great people have come from poor households those are anomalies. He was slick spitting
Facts
43:27 😂😂😂😂😂 he cold blooded
First caller was spitting facts if u think about it😂
i fr look forward to yall posting❤
Y'all bring back zoo keeper Tee.......
Audio listeners better be paying fucking attention😂😂
I'm normally an audio listener, but this episode has converted me. So I watch when I have free time. Otherwise the audio gets me through my work day.
@@ladymuse7703 i share the same sentiment
Coming back to watch during my night shift 😂
This is my first time watching the podcast. Been an audio listener since day 1 (like 2 months ago ❤) gets me through my long 12hour shifts.
Dam cuzz😂 Brandon told me got a podcast 🎉🎉🎉Proud of u Pat!!!!!!! Michigan stand up
What’s up JR
Normally i watch yalls shorts/reels finally watched the pod yall funny
Naw getting married allows you to have conjugal visits. Married prisoners have more freedom then just dating. Married people do get to have sex and a private room for conjugal visit but this is only allowed here in cali and 3 other states
37:20 that kid HAD a certain lifestyle.
Best podcast 🔥🔥
Pecan pie busssin💯
53:08 that’s Vegeta in DBZ
I Know Ya Got ED With These Adds Ya Be Havin 😂😂Shits Crazy😭😭
Mike the type to say little Caesar’s good
Massa crack the whip had me crying 😂
Man I’ve been saying what the first caller said since I was in highschool 😂😂😂
i don't even feel bad for sneako he wanted to spar for views against sean. when you know sean tries to kill his sparring partners. Bela was there and whole bunch of fighters to could've picked
Pat look like a low budget Compton A.D.
take a shot for everytime Pat mentions G-baby in the podcasts😂
😂😂😂😂
6:56 yea don’t emphasize you gon shoot from men’s range.. that’s implying your on the same level.. then level everything across the board lol or everyone stop engaging in men v women in sports
I would take the 10 million. Invest a portion and start a non-profit to end world hunger (starting with my family...lol🤣) we can all eat off my plate if they gone just give me 10 million. I would flip that until it dont flip no more.
Another thought just popped in my head....
How do you end world hunger, that would require a constant supply of food for everyone. I dont think there is enough food on this planet to feed everyone. Some people just aint gone make it, its the circle of life.
Which brings me back to broke people having kids. The people in these starving countries is the ones who should stop having babies...stop sex period. How do you have sex on an empty stomach? you havent eaten in days and aint no food in the forseeable future. Personally i have to be well fed to be properly fkd to get pregnant to have a baby.
Yea give me that 10 million. I've written out my will, and I believe in my ways.
facts
EPISODE ONE-FOUR-TWO
They’ve been together for a while.
#freeyatta
Amanda nunes would definitely beat O’Malley
Hell no 😂
Naw yall got waaaayyy to much faith in the citizens 😭😭😭. A dictatorship would be easy. You seen how empty the streets were and how regulated it was during covid lol and that was just the national guard. Now imagine every branch of military doing wat the national guard and SWAT did lol, in Pat's words (we'd be cooked)😂
W show
What happened to timestamps
43:16 😂😂😂💯✊🏿✊🏿
That 2nd question about mma was dumb asf 🤦🏾♂️😂
Yeeeaahh they went to pandora box
Joe schmo get a burger 🤣🤣🤣
PAUSE MIKE ✋🏽🛑
Bro how to get on the pod?…
Ig
I meeeann i get what dude talkin bout when it comes to child support lol shxt is fucked up
Naw child support should ve based on what a child needs, not the upkeep of a lifestyle. The child dont need a chef, moms better learn how to cook(maybe thats why he divorced her). What if after the divorce, the parent paying child support no longer makes the money to upkeep the lifestyle that was provided for whatever reason. Now if the child is going to private school and that costs 10 bands that needs to be paid for. But i wouldnt pay for no chef or other unnecessary b.s like that.
at work tuning in. hi yall🥸🫵🏼