It’s hilarious that you’re referring to the sims when you say “survival game” just goes to show that for the characters in every game Gray plays, each day is lived in survival mode.
Uhh gray you should make a Bob Ross character and all he does is paint and have a good life while the legday family suffer in your next best creation in the sims4
Whenever Gray explains what will happen in the video, I'm like, "Yeah, that's great but . . . where Spleens will there?" and then I'm a big happy face when he shows the cat who is always my favorite character.
Actually, if we're being realistic, spleens would just eat all the dead carcasses if there was no one to feed her. Just some food for thought. Of thought.
@@1queijocas The game doesn't understand harems either. Point is the Sims will always get upset in cases like these because the game is designed to have a Sim married to only one other Sim, and therefore any romantic interactions aside from that one Sim will cause everyone to get upset.
Grays famous quotes: *"They're all here in the kitchen telling eachother to go to hell. That's fantastic!"* *" Finally!! We have the first angry death!!"* *"I appreciate that she died in the room of pain so everyone else is so angry!!"* *"He's so angry he looks like he might explode!!"* *" Spleens is like: All the people are dying and I still have no food"* *"Thats right Jimmy. WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DELISIOUS PUDDLE OF URINE THAT IS STILL THERE DESPISE EVERYTHING I DO"*
Suggestions: Isolation for social sims (placed in rooms with all amenities but no social interaction) Sensory deprivation (bare walls, bare floors, no entertainment) Everything in the house is Broken
Sometimes I come here, right before I sleep. I think of all of the problems I have going on in my life. Finding who I am and being myself is hard to do. So I prop up my phone on an Xbox controller, plug it in, and set an alarm for 6:00Am. I put on a GreyStillPlays video and hearing his voice, his laughter of masochism and seeing Spleens and Tonsils right before I drift off, not caring about anything and finally getting sleep I’ve been needing. Thank you, Grey.
They don’t use the bathrooms because they a preparing for the constant house fire that this derpy family makes. Just keeping the floor wet so the fire doesn’t spread
yes every time Gray makes a video i suddenly remember that i havent consumed my favorite source of life which is why i leave for some Cokaine Light and Meth water at the Full liquor bar
I actually got one of those in my game. I have this extreme violence mod and I let my sim move in, kill the dad, slapped and kicked the kid and knock up the mom, but then the kid took revenge by stabbing his pregnant mother, killing her instantly...
@@lechking941 You might wanna do some English lessons before you try to type something in English again, because what you just wrote makes no sense at all...😑
just discovered this channel, instantly subscribing and wanna say *FLORIDA MAN IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER AFTER WATCHING 3 EPISODES OF THIS TRAINWRECK OF A SERIES!!!!*
"The house itself is built with anger infused into it's construction" I like to think that Gray got really mad and decided to cope by building a Barbie Dream Mansion
Hey Gray, i saw a meme of the sims where a sim had been "woo-hood" to death, you should try to make a sex house where everyone just screws till there's only on survivor
Game: Spleens is going through labor GrayStillPlays: How the hell did that happen Camera: Points intently at spleens cross eyed face GrayStillPlays: oh it’s that one time you got out wasn’t it... Me: Laughing my a** off in my bed
I don't know if it was intentional, but it's funny that Gray chose pink for the dominate color in this mansion. See, some prisons actually have "pink rooms" where they put inmates that are being aggressive in order to calm them down. Pink is believed to have calming properties, but in fact it usually had the opposite effect- making the inmates more angry after prolonged stays in the pink rooms. Something about being locked in a place painted like a little girl's bed room was upsetting to them, it seems. Fitting for a scenario where the sims are all being held against their will until they die of anger lol
Imagine being forced to live in a house where everything is intentionally designed to make you so angry you end up dying from it, while constantly being under watch of the psycho god that arranged it and a piss angry gnome. Now that, that is the essence of American life. God bless America!
Another day, another death… I wonder if gray ever thought to do a video not including someone dying P.s PLS DO A VIDEO ON THE GAME SPECIES AGAIN I MISS THE SERIES
@Furret And Sylveon Animations Nahh i don't think they do. Gray used to play a game named Species: Artficial life and evolution is what i think the full name is. It was a pretty darn good series and i myself agree with what the idea of Gray bringing death and destruction back to that game again.
I don't know how, but Spleens now has a kitten named Kidneys.
first like
I refuse to believe this is a coincidence
I LOVE ALL UR VIDEOS GRAY PLZZZ KEEP IT UP
Me too gray also my friend Florida man
Don’t let EJ see Kidneys
Spleens and kidneys are now my two favorite characters in this series.
N3RDZ4LIF3 Same
I think me and florida man may have a few words for you
Florida man and the cats yes
what? you've got something against Mr. Pancreas and his singing toenails?
N3RDZ4LIF3 what about Florida man 😳
"Some people are already getting pissed at the child...
... *G O O D* "
Danm i read this at the exact same time grey said this lol
@rat hi hyd
@rat Holly! You have my respect
bernardo carvalho hello
@@jesalt8230 hi having a nice day?
12:27 is probably my favourite part. Gray calling Spleens a little ho and Spleens just standing there looking so pleased with herself.
Same 😂
That part always makes me laugh 😂🖤
Spleens is the best character Grey has ever made and continued on. petition for spleens to be the channel icon
Deal
Signed
Count me in
Agreed.
I agree
Gray: **calls spleens a him**
Spleens: **has kittens**
Gray: .... _you weren't supposed to do that_
Julian Playce sounds just like a straight man who thought the pull out method works
YEP
9:26 Not here!
A trans male cat :)
Alpha-Pathetic Tm hey
If Kidneys isn't in the next and all other episodes with his mother I am going to riot.
The Sims series we thought was for torturing Sims but it's actually the adventures of Spleens getting out and expanding her family lol
mythlover20 Kidneys and Spleens: The Sims Adventures
same
I'm with you
*KIDNEYS IS CANON. GAMERS RISE UP!*
i love how in every survival game, spleens eventually runs away and it's always accompanied by sad music like this is the first time it happened
Poor spleens
It’s hilarious that you’re referring to the sims when you say “survival game”
just goes to show that for the characters in every game Gray plays, each day is lived in survival mode.
@@Kmika00 _[GrayStillPlays logs on]_
Current Objective: Survive
spleens: "also can someone please feed me"
*immediately gets an ad for cat food*
*freaks out*
no i dont want cat food...i dont want dead bodies...I WANT COCAINE
@@spleens665 im beginning to see why your eyes look the way they are, spleens
@@spleens665 spleens I’m from the future in 2022 October 2th there is going to be a cocaion outage
Oh no
@@Cheesling sadly, no outrage
Did anyone else see one of the sims clapping when Karen died
*all of the sims XD
Yeet
They were managers
🤣🤣🤣
They were happy she died lol
Spleens is the 2nd best sim character in this video. only second to florida man
Furret And Sylveon Animations 3st
of course, as it should be
@@speedylinguine 4nd
5rd
bargen0w Florida man is the best. He’s the goat
You narrating spleens’ life gives me the will to live
Asher ward it gets hre closer to 420
Marina HH guess what, you are Grays test subject in a new video “I make Sims die from me making them happy - Sims 4”
@cursedcommenter 420 it has 649 fo me lol
Oh so i'm not the only one that thinks this way......
I guess padme didnt see this
"Is there another kitten I don't know about, Spleens?"
Tonsils foreshadowing.
Top 5 Sims characters:
1.) Florida Man
2.) Spleens
3.) Kidneys
4.) Jimmy
5.) everyone else
Nobody tops Florida Man
@@ishipitlikefedex2610 But SPLEENS
@@snowflakeserpert6834 nobody. tops. Florida Man.
@@ishipitlikefedex2610
*B U T S P L E E N S*
JIM PICKENS
Uhh gray you should make a Bob Ross character and all he does is paint and have a good life while the legday family suffer in your next best creation in the sims4
Elise Gacha Lover yes
He must be kept entirely sequestered from their madness.
what if....Bob Ross painted the legday family
Can a sim be so happy that they die? I would love to see Bob Ross's happy trees contribute to a sim's death.
@@knightofthenorth926 No, but he could paint playful paintings and make them laugh to death... Not the same, I know.
at 12:48 the face of spleens is just amazing because she knows what she did.
i laughed too hard at that
“Spleens is running away, the worst day in sims history.”
i went to get some milk from the store im still there
"I should have locked the front door"
This has quickly become my favorite channel. Go Team Florida Man.
I agree with you, ive been binge watching all of the my summer car videos.. sadly i "finn"ished them all today lol sorry i had to!
I have been staying up until 3am just watching his videos I love them so much!
@@Emily.Russell Everything he touches turns to gold!
Florida man FTW!
I've watched all of his videos... even some of the more.... lame ones
Spleens: *is female*
Gray in this video: no
Spleens: *gives birth*
Everyone: *surprised Pikachu*
Kittens
Ikr all calico cats are female after all 😂
Raen most, except boy cats with two X chromosomes
Dang the likes on this is 666 I don't wanna add another number!! It's perfect for spleens
@@spleens4200 true that
When you've watched so many of these you actually think spleens is kind of cute
And then after watching one you look at your cat and just think, "why is my cat so symmetrical?"
I would die for Spleens and her offspring
I love Spleens and Tonsils ^-^
Lol true
Crazy.
*hears him talk about being able to out 100 bathrooms down and the Sims still peeing everywhere*
Prove it, 100 bathrooms damnit!
P4st3l P41n followed by 100 beds & a rock hard park bench.
yes
Put Spleens, Kidneys, and 6 house people on a lot full of random utilities.
Pls yes, kill Sims with 100 bathrooms xD
Make an All You Can Pee Toilet Dungeon
„That’s fine, Jimmy. You are not gonna need school where you’re going“
I died 😂😂😂
Just Me so did jimmy
He went to purgatory... or hell. But school is hell tho
So did je
666 likes
WE DONT NEED SCHOOL WHERE WE’RE GOINGGGG
"Take angry poop"
I love how in the Sims 3 if your character is Evil, you can "take an evil shower" or "have fiendish snack"
Or an evil slumber, you sleep, but in a very fucked up and evil way
RIP Sims 3. I still play sims 3
I have often been described as a fiendish snack.
Whenever Gray explains what will happen in the video, I'm like, "Yeah, that's great but . . . where Spleens will there?" and then I'm a big happy face when he shows the cat who is always my favorite character.
Actually, if we're being realistic, spleens would just eat all the dead carcasses if there was no one to feed her. Just some food for thought. Of thought.
They turn to ash tho
Kool-Aid mix!
@@bigpapawalkingdownthestreet r/cursedcomments
That's what I was thinking lol
"They're all married to each other, so they can all cheat on each other."
I don't think Gray understands how polygamy works.
It's the game that doesn't understand how it works, sadly.
They were married to only one person, why are you bringing polygamy into the mix when it had nothing to do with it ?
@@1queijocas The game doesn't understand harems either. Point is the Sims will always get upset in cases like these because the game is designed to have a Sim married to only one other Sim, and therefore any romantic interactions aside from that one Sim will cause everyone to get upset.
"Everybody is married to everybody" seems to indicate polygamy.
@@1queijocas They were all married to each other. That means every sim in the household is married to every other sim in the house.
Grays famous quotes:
*"They're all here in the kitchen telling eachother to go to hell. That's fantastic!"*
*" Finally!! We have the first angry death!!"*
*"I appreciate that she died in the room of pain so everyone else is so angry!!"*
*"He's so angry he looks like he might explode!!"*
*" Spleens is like: All the people are dying and I still have no food"*
*"Thats right Jimmy. WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DELISIOUS PUDDLE OF URINE THAT IS STILL THERE DESPISE EVERYTHING I DO"*
you missed one: "It wasn't long until toxic ass waste started spewing out of the toilet"
Yeet
@@kirbycube lmfaooo
this spelling of delicious is killing me
Thanks for new ig caption 😍😊
imagine someone actually put "They lived as they died - full of rage" on a grave
If I die before my boyfriend I'm making him put that on my grave
Am I the only one that wants a Spleens T-shirt?
@a decent person what about kidneys? and all the other organ of the Spleens Family
Yes please 😭😭😭
Omg that'd be awesome
@Galileo Riddle little derpy eyed stuffed cats
it would be adorable. and hilarious when the disability outrage mob shows up to complain about it "mocking disabled animals" or some crap.
Should make a house where everything is a pool except for necessities. They have to swim to get to food, bathroom, bedroom, etc.
Actually a bedroom and bathroom aren't necessary to our survival we can sleep on the floor and go in the pool
Suggestions:
Isolation for social sims (placed in rooms with all amenities but no social interaction)
Sensory deprivation (bare walls, bare floors, no entertainment)
Everything in the house is Broken
Yeah and he should put anti-social sims in a crowded room and forche it to stay there until it collapses or something 😂
The last one happens in every video so how would it change the sims much
Sometimes I come here, right before I sleep. I think of all of the problems I have going on in my life. Finding who I am and being myself is hard to do. So I prop up my phone on an Xbox controller, plug it in, and set an alarm for 6:00Am. I put on a GreyStillPlays video and hearing his voice, his laughter of masochism and seeing Spleens and Tonsils right before I drift off, not caring about anything and finally getting sleep I’ve been needing. Thank you, Grey.
Hope you're doing well! 🖤
Why does Jimmy always look like he just shoved handfuls of bees into his mouth and waited?
I'm assuming he has the mumps...
Diana Marcum why ?
@@trashcollector6184 because his name is Jimmy mumps
Obviously because his parents refused to vaccinate. But that's okay, if he's lucky he'll only lose his hearing and not his life
Spleens in every single episode: Ight imma head out
Edit: holy flipping moly 3.7k likes
Gets violated or gets a box every time.
And gets pregnant
For a sec i thougt you wrote:
Lgbt= lesbian, gay, bi, trans.....
PURE CONFUSION🏳️🌈❤️😅🤣
No ofense tho, cause im lesbian myself. 🏳️🌈👭
my gay life 😂❤️❤️❤️
I’m absolutely in love with Spleens 😭❤️
👁👄👁
Just your average cute anime girl 🤮 😷 🇨🇳
You're not the only one: I adore Spleens.
Fast forward 9 months, spleens is so loved we now have a plushie on preorder
@@BatsAkimbo fast forward 3 months, everyones owned by spleens
Gray: if there's a game that let's you ____
Me and him at the same time: iTs ThE sImS 4
gray: tinker hell
me: subscribes*
Bradley Benford honestly
Nothing beats a florida man
Gray: I added some new people.
Me:
*B U T*
*I S*
*S P L E E N S*
*O K ?*
Sims 4 but the bottom floor hallways are just pools.
The floor is a pool except for a few tiles
The floor is made exclusively of one tile of floor followed by one tile of pool
to get in your house you must complete a triathlon
They don’t use the bathrooms because they a preparing for the constant house fire that this derpy family makes. Just keeping the floor wet so the fire doesn’t spread
I love it how everyone's last name is "Man" because of being married with Florida Man.
“Jimmy mumps is tryna get by”
Jimmy mumps: “YOOO”
I was waiting for this comment 😂
Karen’s last words: “ CHORK CHORK CHORK!”😂
Let's talk
I heard tork tork tork.
WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER
I actually named my kitten spleens after watching these videos.
Thanks for removing the burden of naming it myself gray your awesome 😂
Gray's Sims 4 videos: 25% Spleens, 25% Florida Man, 50% agony
Keep Kidneys and Spleens in your Sim 4 series PLEASE!
"Herpa derpa derp!" - Florida Man's dying words
Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti.
F
F
F
F
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I need a "Just Spleens" Compilation, please gods 😂
yes i need it too im way too underrated
Gray: ‘You Lil’ Hoe!’
Spleens: XD
i laughed so hard when he said that
"Adorable juvenile"
*eyes be looking like Pennywise*
Royal R what eyes
Gray: Alright hey guys here’s another crazy sims vide-
Spleens: Aight imma head out
did you just make the same joke twice?
its Hachuu yes they did but this one is better formatted
yes every time Gray makes a video i suddenly remember that i havent consumed my favorite source of life which is why i leave for some Cokaine Light and Meth water at the Full liquor bar
Spleens: *Goes into labor*
Gray: "Oh my god it was the one time you got out...
you little hoe.
IM LITERALLY DYING LAUGHING XDDDD
Gray not even a second later, in a deadpan tone: "Congratulations. A kitten is born. What would you like to call him? ...
KIDNEYS."
She looked so proud of herself when he said that 😂
@@child3248 YUP
@@Endervulpe no surprises there
I'm guessing in the thumbnail someone drank all of Florida mans bud light
You mean Natural Light
Yesssss🤣
I think you mean Monster Energy
Why do Americans apparently prefer Bud Light over Bud? (Canadian man here asking)
@@SurprisinglyDeep What's Bud?
I got an idea: Make a child a murderous psychopathic serial killer like that kid from Lucius
I actually got one of those in my game. I have this extreme violence mod and I let my sim move in, kill the dad, slapped and kicked the kid and knock up the mom, but then the kid took revenge by stabbing his pregnant mother, killing her instantly...
“why are you angry”
“BECAUSE YOU’RE ANGRY”
“But I’m not angry and THAT MAKES ME ANGRY”
“AAAAAAHH”
“AAAAAAHH”
AaAaAaA AaAaAaA AaAaAaA AaAaAaA AaAaAaA AaAaAaA AaAaAaAh
Me
12:37
𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓱𝓸𝓮
HER FACE-
Yup
I’m a simple woman, I see Florida man raging, I click.
When i see that profile pic, my eyes do not like!
Your name is amazing
That is the most relatable logic that exists
Same, seeing Florida man and I click, MORE RAGING FLORIDA MAN!
It's "Florida Man"? I always hear "Flarder Man" and was afraid to look up what that word means.
If Kidneys' kitten isn't named Scrotums, them I am unsubscribing
are you going to eat that hat you just put on as its spleen the kitten is the slpeen
@@lechking941 huh?
@@lechking941 I hope this is a joke? If not, then, they mean that since Spleens had a kitten, 'Kidney', they're talking about if Kidney had a kitty.
@@snappedfoil it as a late night an tiredness as geting to me but i as talking about the kitten and the mother of its.
@@lechking941 You might wanna do some English lessons before you try to type something in English again, because what you just wrote makes no sense at all...😑
just discovered this channel, instantly subscribing and wanna say
*FLORIDA MAN IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER AFTER WATCHING 3 EPISODES OF THIS TRAINWRECK OF A SERIES!!!!*
2:55
Gray: Watch out, jimmy mumps is trying to get by!
Jimmy: YO!
Karen: *dies*
Everyone else: *claps and eats popcorn*
Indeed your majesty, not one need for the Karen.
Get the champagne a karen FINALLY DIED
music is HATRED
Ah such sweet vengeance for us baristas that Karen Starbucks died first. I bet she orders a nonfat latte
Skimmed milk latte for me?
Tall soy triple vanilla blonde flat white latte with 2 pumps vanilla 2 pumps toffee nut extra hot no foam in a Grande cup
@@roguetulip I hope you don't order that... seriously that's way overkill
John Smith unfortunately that’s not the worst drink order I’ve ever seen
@@allisonfitzmaurice6948 same here
"The house itself is built with anger infused into it's construction"
I like to think that Gray got really mad and decided to cope by building a Barbie Dream Mansion
I like to think that too.
4:46 the best expression to ever see on the face of spleens
Hey Gray, i saw a meme of the sims where a sim had been "woo-hood" to death, you should try to make a sex house where everyone just screws till there's only on survivor
That's a great way to get demonitized
@@CodingCobb Yeah, because youtube is a friking bitch! Nobody likes youtubes policy these days, and with nobody i mean absolutely NOBODY!!! 😑
They have to be elders to die from woohoo
@@jennw6809 lemon party??
colin pillai it only happens to elderly sims
"It's the one time you got out...you little ho."
*I died
I still dying to this day. Like I don't know why it just so funny to me.
Kidneys is the cutest derpiest thing ever and I love it. Just watch him walk!
2:44 whatever you do, don't look into her eyes.
They will consume you.
7:58 can we talk about how she died, and the others are standing their clapping and eating popcorn..... 😂
YAY SPLEENS😁 Spleens is my favourite character
florida man.
Game: Spleens is going through labor
GrayStillPlays: How the hell did that happen
Camera: Points intently at spleens cross eyed face
GrayStillPlays: oh it’s that one time you got out wasn’t it...
Me: Laughing my a** off in my bed
I don't know if it was intentional, but it's funny that Gray chose pink for the dominate color in this mansion.
See, some prisons actually have "pink rooms" where they put inmates that are being aggressive in order to calm them down. Pink is believed to have calming properties, but in fact it usually had the opposite effect- making the inmates more angry after prolonged stays in the pink rooms. Something about being locked in a place painted like a little girl's bed room was upsetting to them, it seems.
Fitting for a scenario where the sims are all being held against their will until they die of anger lol
Congratulations you have a new kitten!
*I bet he names it kidneys*
Gray: "Kidneys"
*Dammit... I watch this channel too much...*
"They'll piss like a urinate sprinkler system"
*i'll say that whenever my sims get that annoying bladder infection from a well known mod i use*
i stan lisa and rosè and also felix and jin what mod
meg exantus slice of life
What's that mod I want it is love seeing sims pee themselves
@@chicken7471slice of life
Oh college easily accomplishes this every semester
@a decent person you're*
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
If you look at spleens her eyes actually are completely normal at 12:22
You. Should do a one hundred toilet thing and them delete one toilet every time a sim uses it😉
When you introduced Tinkerhell I choked on my rice crispier 😂
Crisipies*
Leo
lol glimmer
Your sims aren’t the only one I’m watching
Gnome lmaoooooo
Gnome LOL
*Your
3:55 Emotional Control Decreases, *That’s What I Like To See*
I have several questions regarding this quote XD
Florida Man looked like he was trying to go Super Saiyan, in the thumbnail.
Sadly, Florida Man only made it to a power level of 8999 before his Heart exploded.
Ramby Sophistry Florida Man was Yamcha’d by his own heart! 😂
Tinkerhell looked like she was trying to do that, too! Gosh, these sims must like Dragon Ball Z very much!
Make a skyscraper and force them to clime to the top to only have to jump down at the end
Helpful Bow ur evil.
i like it
I love this idea so much.... You're so evil and I like it
Sorry bro but that’s not possible
Damn it! it would have been stupidly tragic and hilarious to watch also thanks for the other comments
Also I like it to
13:20 I'm just gonna leave this here for everyone to see this cat's walk...I can't, I've been laughing at this for a legit 20 minutes
3:35 ahhh yes a Florida man in his natural habitat waiting for alligators to wrestle.
1:21 Love the kid's face.
11:00 "Well it wasn't long before toxic ass waste started spewing out of the toilet"
When you mix polyamory, polygamy, and a bunch of dysfunctional angry asshats, you get the Leg Day family.
Lovely :)
Imagine being forced to live in a house where everything is intentionally designed to make you so angry you end up dying from it, while constantly being under watch of the psycho god that arranged it and a piss angry gnome. Now that, that is the essence of American life. God bless America!
Omg, you've got to bring Kidneys back with Spleens 😂😂
Lord Death: “Gray, cut me a break, I have other souls to reap and I have Blackstar to smack around.”
Chunkboi This comment isn’t symmetrical.
“Spleen has taken this opportunity to have everyone view his crotch”
& my Wi-Fi decided that was the perfect moment to start buffering!
I love spleens. I'm tempted to make him in my own game. A true icon. You're a legend gray.
8:00 I like how there's a guy on the left eating popcorn like "this is fine..."
To make people angry is one thing, but to make people go mad is gray's speacialty.
Apparently yours too, you bastard
12:33 spleens is having a very engaging conversation
idk why but that face
it makes me laugh
5:21 Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to-
7:49
IS THAT GIRL CLAPPING?!
Gray should do a challenging were he has to keep his sims alive and clean
Even Gray has limits. That's far too difficult for him to accomplish. 😂
Another day, another death…
I wonder if gray ever thought to do a video not including someone dying
P.s PLS DO A VIDEO ON THE GAME SPECIES AGAIN I MISS THE SERIES
maybe try to make florida man in species
@Furret And Sylveon Animations Nahh i don't think they do. Gray used to play a game named Species: Artficial life and evolution is what i think the full name is. It was a pretty darn good series and i myself agree with what the idea of Gray bringing death and destruction back to that game again.
2:03 as the oldest sibling i can confirm that we dont wait for felonies, we wait for something bad to happen so we can have fun... and make felonies