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  • @santerp3034
    @santerp3034 13 дней назад +590

    The funniest part is that the first sentence was literally a prediction of what happened on Calypso

    • @thepumpkinman9009
      @thepumpkinman9009 10 дней назад

      Yeah im pretty sure malevelon creek had 25 million deaths and calypso had 13 million more deaths in 3 days 💀

    • @ArkaniumGaming
      @ArkaniumGaming 10 дней назад +24

      Someone tried gloating that they survived the creek. I shot back with I survived the creek AND Calypso. I also added context on how much harder Calypso was.

    • @weebmaskman
      @weebmaskman 9 дней назад +22

      Calspyo had 27 million dead in two days. The creek had the same in a two weeks

    • @ghoulishaux3122
      @ghoulishaux3122 9 дней назад +4

      We won Calypso though, lives are a small price to pay for the safety of democracy. 💪🏻

    • @afropunkx
      @afropunkx 9 дней назад +4

      I thought the Illuminate was the easiest to fight by a VAST margin. I assumed it was because they hadn't released all the units yet... turns out they are apparently just hard.

  • @billnyetherussianspy3187
    @billnyetherussianspy3187 10 месяцев назад +7080

    NOT THE INVISIBLE BACKSTABBING WARROIRS...NOT AGAIN

    • @edenli9630
      @edenli9630 10 месяцев назад +285

      BE BRAVE SOLDIER, ONE OR TWO HOLES IN YOUR BACK IS NOTHING WHEN FIGHTING FOR DEMOCRACY

    • @militantfascade9176
      @militantfascade9176 10 месяцев назад +157

      I forgot about those bastards that reverse your controls. Killed me many times.

    • @crazyalpal9948
      @crazyalpal9948 10 месяцев назад +19

      Noooo not agian

    • @kunaldeo9679
      @kunaldeo9679 10 месяцев назад +12

      Fear not! Nothing stands against the power of democracy

    • @pumpbigid6065
      @pumpbigid6065 10 месяцев назад +32

      IS HE FRENCH!?

  • @homefront1999
    @homefront1999 10 месяцев назад +4056

    We've had the Helldiver's version of Vietnam. We've yet to have Helldiver's version of Stalingrad...

    • @7erong3mas
      @7erong3mas 10 месяцев назад +245

      Oh shit you're right

    • @Winalot
      @Winalot 10 месяцев назад +271

      and helldiver's version of iwo jima

    • @sirrtonk4340
      @sirrtonk4340 10 месяцев назад +107

      ​@@Winalot Okinawa

    • @Waroftheworldsz
      @Waroftheworldsz 10 месяцев назад +132

      ​@@sirrtonk4340Those defense missions we had when the bots attacked one of our worlds were whack. I had to turn down the difficulty to medium just to play them and successfully extract the civies.

    • @alejandrosantana5693
      @alejandrosantana5693 10 месяцев назад +4

      💀

  • @charlesmorey4298
    @charlesmorey4298 10 месяцев назад +5565

    We beat them once, we can beat them again! Liberty shall not falter under the heel of this oppresive force! For Super Earth!

    • @smolltaco5667
      @smolltaco5667 10 месяцев назад +135

      Didnt they reach super earth like 5 times?

    • @RomanWasHere-
      @RomanWasHere- 10 месяцев назад +359

      @@smolltaco5667expect a visit from a Democracy Officer soon

    • @Actual_real_ValStrax
      @Actual_real_ValStrax 10 месяцев назад +49

      ​@@RomanWasHere-YEAH DEMOCRACY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉💥💥🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

    • @smolltaco5667
      @smolltaco5667 10 месяцев назад

      @RomanWasHere- THE REBELLION WILL RIS-
      [This frequency has been intercepted for questioning of the supreme truth]

    • @Findus_the_cat
      @Findus_the_cat 10 месяцев назад +37

      ​@@Actual_real_ValStrax Sir its Managed Democracy. Im gonna be nice and dont tell this Un Demorcatic behavior to an Democracy Officer because i belive this was an honest mistake.

  • @Gmh-
    @Gmh- 20 дней назад +395

    Yes Malevelon creek does look like Disney land after what I witnessed

    • @corrat4866
      @corrat4866 15 дней назад +18

      Honestly? They're still not that strong.

    • @Im_a_rock764
      @Im_a_rock764 15 дней назад +21

      I fought on the creek. The illuminate aren’t that bad, like almost as traumatizing as the creek

    • @marcelgabriel3840
      @marcelgabriel3840 15 дней назад +18

      I don’t think we have seen the illuminate full hand. I mean look at the first war illuminate. Where are the deadly snipers. Or the smaller tripods or all the other annoying and deadly units. I know these new illuminate are just a shadow of the former illuminate. But these are more twisted. Can’t wait to see what’s next

    • @KrispieGC
      @KrispieGC 14 дней назад +8

      Dude, I ran through streets, being chased by battalions of Illuminate, with no stumps, no ammo, and *NO STRATAGEMS.*
      Malevon Creek may as well have been swim lessons.

    • @Flieguyy
      @Flieguyy 14 дней назад +5

      @@KrispieGC well that’s just bad resource management

  • @sigh-cosis
    @sigh-cosis 17 дней назад +148

    The 3 day battle on Calypso resulted in more dead Divers than the entire Malevalon Creek campaign

  • @The_Kazy113
    @The_Kazy113 10 месяцев назад +3357

    nothing will stand in the way of democracy

    • @SuperEarthSalute
      @SuperEarthSalute  10 месяцев назад +173

      Its an honor to fight alongside you

    • @Eekk381
      @Eekk381 10 месяцев назад +22

      FOR SUPER EARTH!!!

    • @karman-HT-2
      @karman-HT-2 10 месяцев назад +3

      Not even Joel?

    • @The_Kazy113
      @The_Kazy113 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@karman-HT-2 nah unfortunately we cant beat joel

    • @adriansparvu9676
      @adriansparvu9676 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@The_Kazy113 who is joel?

  • @hallzyy8023
    @hallzyy8023 10 месяцев назад +744

    I can now see why energy weapons are in the game; wonder if they’ll have a better impact on shields than bullets themselves

    • @captainobvious8662
      @captainobvious8662 10 месяцев назад +51

      They are in the game because they were in the first one

    • @connertomaterhater6691
      @connertomaterhater6691 10 месяцев назад +89

      As for your assumption shotguns or MGs were good for overpowering shields in the first game.

    • @FeedYapper
      @FeedYapper 10 месяцев назад +21

      @@captainobvious8662so were the illuminate

    • @joeltraut5050
      @joeltraut5050 10 месяцев назад +3

      and vehicles

    • @hilvystewy7298
      @hilvystewy7298 10 месяцев назад +25

      The trident, an energy weapon, was the best gun in hd1

  • @mr-laroque9604
    @mr-laroque9604 10 месяцев назад +823

    Helldiver vet here to tell you rookies they also have instakill sniper drones and invisible scouts to alert the forces. As well as stun shots that mix up your controls.
    Fear their return.

    • @Definitly-not-Omegon
      @Definitly-not-Omegon 9 месяцев назад +82

      don't forget about the damn wall orb

    • @fynnsalabim6896
      @fynnsalabim6896 9 месяцев назад +64

      Okay Grandpa. I fear nothing. We must not fear, we must protect our democracy.

    • @maciejas2471
      @maciejas2471 9 месяцев назад +18

      So...does that means there will be hidden units detection stratagems/armours? 🤔

    • @KrimsonStorm
      @KrimsonStorm 9 месяцев назад +11

      So are those snipers what are hitting us out on the front lines?

    • @michaelschutt9892
      @michaelschutt9892 9 месяцев назад +10

      naaah that's what the scout armour's passive could be used for, finding the invisible scouts through the map pings

  • @Fingnonner
    @Fingnonner 10 месяцев назад +307

    These were the toughest race to face off in HD1 at least for me. They absolutely make the automatons look like toy robots

    • @gr1m720
      @gr1m720 10 месяцев назад +30

      In all honesty, cyborgs were the worst, mainly due to the tanks also being a scout unit that could call in reinforcement AND summon units at the same time as well as a one shot weapon. Plus the large amount of heavys means you need a lot more heavy weapons

    • @GundamReviver
      @GundamReviver 9 месяцев назад +13

      There were tough untill you realised you didn't need anti tank weapons. Ammo backpack+HMG made them silly easy. (and a displacer field just in case you accidentally miss a wall forming)

    • @probablythedm1669
      @probablythedm1669 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@GundamReviverI remember landning on the jetpack.
      The problem being that sometimes the walls closed you in and blocked your shots, so with good mobility and enough shield shredding power to quickly pass over walls and eliminate priority targets they were quite managable both in groups or solo on the highest difficulty.
      It's honestly been too long for me to remember my exact loadout, but I think I defaulted to some automatic shotgun to shred shields and smg to still be effective while carrying the case against them, with the jetpack to ignore walls, I cannot for the life of me remember what else I brought. They were easier than the bots and bugs, but not as fun because of the walls and there always being the one guy who got stuck all the time while the rest leapfrogged around. 🤔

    • @cougar2k720
      @cougar2k720 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@GundamReviverthat will probably work up until LVL 12 Helldive, but you once get into lvl13 to lvl 15, especially retaliatory strike, then it becomes gong show dance party, lol.

    • @chewbacca3269
      @chewbacca3269 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@cougar2k720Are you talking about the illuminate?

  • @stalwartteakettlepotato9879
    @stalwartteakettlepotato9879 10 месяцев назад +630

    "Highly advanced"
    Still gets fucked by bullets.

    • @thedog5k
      @thedog5k 9 месяцев назад +151

      Lmao
      “ I’m yet to meet race who can out smart bullet”

    • @Coproquim
      @Coproquim 9 месяцев назад +56

      I mean, Humans are pretty advanced, but we still get rekt by Chimps

    • @Vermikun
      @Vermikun 9 месяцев назад +48

      @@Coproquim *cough*.....Emu.....

    • @ivan-xj7ok
      @ivan-xj7ok 9 месяцев назад +27

      Correction, those are bullets filled with democracy

    • @wo1fgames194
      @wo1fgames194 9 месяцев назад +14

      I’ve heard bullets aren’t as good as lasers when it comes down to taking them out….and we have gotten more laser tech this past update 🙃

  • @brianmacclellan6510
    @brianmacclellan6510 10 месяцев назад +280

    Ah yes, getting cut in half by a suddenly appearing force field.

  • @Tshylea42
    @Tshylea42 10 месяцев назад +232

    Oh damn, now we're gonna fight the protoss? Hell yeah, for democracy!

    • @somerandommen
      @somerandommen 10 месяцев назад +22

      TOTAL SPACE ELF DEATH

    • @Merc7734
      @Merc7734 10 месяцев назад +11

      THE WALLS! FEAR THE WALLS!

    • @Enlightened_SpursFan
      @Enlightened_SpursFan 10 месяцев назад +24

      we really have Terran, Zerg, and Protoss out here lol. whats next, Infested? Hybrid? im scared, the map isnt even half full!

    • @lkar4ik
      @lkar4ik 10 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@Enlightened_SpursFan at this moment we have
      Somewhat between Terran(weapons) , Imperium of man (droppods) , UFE vehicles (from supereme commander)
      If automaton army is commanded by cyborgs i swear to you this is cybrans , if not , its the hecking skynet
      And now we'll have the protoss , they look like protoss , smell like protoss, fight like protoss but i svear this guys related to Aeon Illuminat

    • @Kuhlmey
      @Kuhlmey 9 месяцев назад +1

      Bro I thought the same thing, them warping in is literally the same animation.

  • @Cybron2099
    @Cybron2099 17 дней назад +57

    "Illuminate might make malevalon creek look easy"
    Illuminate: *shows up* *gets wiped out in 3 days flat* lol

    • @Karma-cj1wu
      @Karma-cj1wu 17 дней назад +15

      They only threw in their vanguard ana a bunch of mindless zombies. Next time is gonna be devastating

    • @mavericktrinidad5640
      @mavericktrinidad5640 17 дней назад +3

      The again this may be their first wave
      We have not see everything

    • @Rexithedud
      @Rexithedud 17 дней назад +14

      But takes around the same helldiver casualtys as malevelon

    • @tuffmbassador522
      @tuffmbassador522 17 дней назад +4

      Killed more divers than malevelon

    • @namelastname1771
      @namelastname1771 17 дней назад +11

      27 million Helldivers dead at the Creek in 9 weeks
      38 million Helldivers dead at Calypso in only *3 days*
      I'm scared of what's to come when they show up next..

  • @PonderaTheRadioAngel
    @PonderaTheRadioAngel 13 дней назад +11

    First.... it was called "Calypso"
    And yeah... it DID make the Creek look like Disneyland.

  • @In.the.mood.2
    @In.the.mood.2 16 дней назад +10

    He wasn’t wrong. Like twice as many dead in two days, made me miss malevalon creek.

  • @Ashyver492
    @Ashyver492 11 дней назад +7

    Everyone saying the Squids are easy when all we’ve seen is their vanguard that harvests our innocent civilians.

  • @alpang6161
    @alpang6161 10 месяцев назад +59

    Definitely going to be a big event for the future. It's really cool discoverying the lore of helldiver's and it's super reassuring there's probably going to be so much more content in the future. Helldivers 2 has plenty of content from the first game they can pull into the second game

  • @lilianbeck9349
    @lilianbeck9349 10 месяцев назад +47

    Not those fcking barrier again !!!!
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ! I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT IT AGAIN !!

    • @SuperEarthSalute
      @SuperEarthSalute  10 месяцев назад +18

      WAKE UP SOLDIER, THEY ARENT HEAR YET...YOU ARE IMAGINING IT...YOU'RE SAFE SHHHHH

    • @lilianbeck9349
      @lilianbeck9349 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@SuperEarthSalute i hate those thing

  • @zekramnordran9526
    @zekramnordran9526 7 месяцев назад +35

    >will make Mal-Creek look like Disneyland
    >usually the first enemy race to go down in Helldivers 1

    • @Gmh-
      @Gmh- 7 месяцев назад +14

      Didn’t they invade Super Earth and destroy it the most tho?

    • @icarus754
      @icarus754 6 месяцев назад

      Still ain't a match for democracy

    • @therandomcommenter6629
      @therandomcommenter6629 6 месяцев назад +5

      Because the entire community focused them down because they needed to be focused down to put it in perspective the shortest war in helldivers one history was lost by the illuminate taking super Earth *IN 3 DAYS*

    • @Gmh-
      @Gmh- 6 месяцев назад

      @@therandomcommenter6629 6 days from what I remember, but still a feat

    • @therandomcommenter6629
      @therandomcommenter6629 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Gmh- nope Galactic war 124 3 Days

  • @thedevilfromdabible
    @thedevilfromdabible 16 дней назад +9

    Coming back to this after they really did reappear. They got utterly mollywhopped.

    • @tobor88
      @tobor88 16 дней назад +2

      We only won by .5%
      Even worse, the creek had over 27 million helldivers die for it over the course of the 9 weeks it took to reclaim it.
      The combat on Calypso only lasted 2 days, and it managed to beat the casualty numbers on the creek. And that was with nearly every available helldiver dropping onto the planet once.

    • @thedevilfromdabible
      @thedevilfromdabible 16 дней назад +2

      @ They died for democracy and will not be forgotten. It was a necessary sacrifice to entirely eliminate a threat (for 100% sure this time).

    • @derg470
      @derg470 14 дней назад

      @thedevilfromdabible Looking at the numbers the Illuminate lost (Multiple billion) I think We came out on top

    • @thedevilfromdabible
      @thedevilfromdabible 14 дней назад

      @@derg470 correct!

  • @badguynamedrenkai
    @badguynamedrenkai 10 месяцев назад +33

    That would be insanely cool, a strategic cyborg race and it kinda adds up, you got Terminids who are the obvious mindless bugs, the Automatons under a secret main intelligence and can set up bases, and then the this final faction which has strategy, technology, and combat efficiency in mind, its literally three levels of intelligence and threat

    • @colonelturmeric558
      @colonelturmeric558 9 месяцев назад

      All they need after that is a race of ork-like creatures who just fucking love war and then some humans who turned against super earth and voila, you’ve covered pretty much every scifi/fantasy niche too

    • @The_Wailing_Doom
      @The_Wailing_Doom 6 месяцев назад +2

      The Terminids are a lot like the Tyranids in Warhammer 40,000. Don't discount them at all. They just spread and consume entire planets. They may be relatively unintelligent, but they are innumerable and relentless.

  • @Man-df2zh
    @Man-df2zh 12 дней назад +4

    Veteran of Malevelon creek here- the squids aren't that bad. Nothing concentrated plasma, lead, lasers, and rocket rounds and a couple 500kgs can't stop.
    Along with many others, I've been torn away from the bot front and deployed to fight the illuminate. You rookies have it easy fighting the squids.

    • @Cheesy_Mickgasp
      @Cheesy_Mickgasp 11 дней назад

      calypso had 38 million dead in 3 days, malevalon had 27 million in a few weeks, think about the traumatized divers next time you make a statement like this

  • @Better_Clean_Than_Green
    @Better_Clean_Than_Green 10 месяцев назад +44

    Fun fact: Gadgets like the shields and Arc-weapons of Super-Earth are based on the technology of the Illuminate; really shows how advanced they are and what threat they pose with their mass destruction weapons according to Helldivers 1
    They are the only species that pose a minimal threat to Super-Earth, while Bugs and Cyborgs from Wish pose no mentionable threat at all.

    • @joeligma4721
      @joeligma4721 8 месяцев назад +2

      "pose no mentionable threat at all"

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 14 дней назад +7

    Nine months later. Boy have I got news for you-

  • @shiftedstudios6552
    @shiftedstudios6552 10 месяцев назад +14

    Remember people they have been spotted in the game. By one broadcast in the game saying "illuminates have bee spotted"

  • @janerik5997
    @janerik5997 12 дней назад +4

    "..far exceeds super earths..." sounds pretty damn undemocratic. The ministry of truth would like a quick word.

  • @RioZMC
    @RioZMC 9 месяцев назад +14

    Not gonna mention The Wall? More devastating in HD1 than with this new perspective, but I can’t wait to see what they get to make up for it!

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 10 месяцев назад +49

    The great eye is one of three boss enemies that had their own special anti boss missions in Helldivers 1.
    It's not a regular enemy and you won't get to see them until Aroowhead introduces boss missions again. So guys, please stop hyping up the great eye as if it's some kind of bile titan for the illuminates.

  • @mitrashailendra3817
    @mitrashailendra3817 12 дней назад +2

    Calypso: 36 million in ONE DAY. And that was just the advanced scouts.

  • @surgereactor8680
    @surgereactor8680 10 месяцев назад +7

    Warhammer 40k fan getting introduced to Helldiver‘s lore: *My exterminatus hand is acting out again*

  • @w.h648
    @w.h648 9 месяцев назад +6

    Remember to get the 95% Arc Resist armor from the warbond . You're gonna need it for these guys.

  • @hampler6027
    @hampler6027 16 дней назад +3

    the way illuminates revived half the playerbase, like bro, there were 200k players on at the same time after a long while

  • @Creym464
    @Creym464 9 месяцев назад +9

    Atoumatons : space nams
    Aliens : normal day at australia
    Illuminate : scifi future war

  • @stevenstump246
    @stevenstump246 10 месяцев назад +37

    This video has triggered my PTSD from the first war. Those Illuminates were tough nuts to crack. But Managed Democracy shined through. Managed Democracy always wins.

    • @NekomiyaTH
      @NekomiyaTH 10 месяцев назад +4

      Them shield barrier keep block the way and elite unit keep hit us with confuse beam....

  • @theworkshopwhisperer.5902
    @theworkshopwhisperer.5902 10 месяцев назад +19

    Definitely the hardest faction from the first game love to see them remastered in the third dimension.

  • @braydenshafford342
    @braydenshafford342 15 дней назад +3

    Welp, thats exactly what happened. Calypso had near double the causulties of the Creek.

  • @nairobi8056
    @nairobi8056 10 месяцев назад +20

    So you’re telling me it’s the Convenant?
    Sounds like a good time to send in our Reach veterans.

  • @Nuptonic
    @Nuptonic 17 дней назад +3

    Coming back after the invasion of Calypso and his opening statement aged… well…
    Malevolone creek had 25M helldivers K.I.A in 8 weeks.
    Calypso had 25M K.I.A in 2 days.

    • @badasstoad9419
      @badasstoad9419 17 дней назад

      Really? Not to be that guy, but Calypso feels easier than everything else I fought so far.
      It might be because of the awesome new gear they gave us. The stun lance makes short work of all the tough illuminates, and the tripods die from just a few shots at their legs’ joints.

  • @ravagedach8213
    @ravagedach8213 14 дней назад +5

    malevalon creek did look like disney land

  • @viciousatomsk9971
    @viciousatomsk9971 15 дней назад +2

    28 million lost helldivers on the creek in 9 weeks, 29 million lost helldivers on calypso in 2 days

  • @unothecard21
    @unothecard21 14 дней назад +6

    Calypso was malevelon Creek 2.0

  • @erichunsaker4969
    @erichunsaker4969 10 месяцев назад +12

    The Illuminate better show up in the future, I want round 2 with those bastards.

  • @civicse2007
    @civicse2007 15 дней назад +3

    this aged like fine wine

  • @justamannamedben9170
    @justamannamedben9170 17 дней назад +5

    Well they came back and got the boot just waiting on “the main fleet” to show its ugly face

  • @mitrion301
    @mitrion301 10 месяцев назад +64

    More advanced technology ? Sounds like a sponge for more bullets.

    • @housewilma4904
      @housewilma4904 9 месяцев назад

      mostly they had very powerfull attacks but nearly all of them charged to give divers a chance to dodge or die.

  • @zomierockstar7744
    @zomierockstar7744 16 дней назад +4

    THEY'RE HERE
    BE SAFE HELLDIVERS

  • @MrCqCYT
    @MrCqCYT 10 месяцев назад +6

    Basically the wh40k setting if the necrons didn't start a war with the old ones

  • @Ministry_of_Truth_1
    @Ministry_of_Truth_1 6 месяцев назад +2

    *Video creator was found dead in his shower. Investigations showed that he slipped and accidentally shot himself in the head 23 times*

  • @kitsune2150
    @kitsune2150 10 месяцев назад +3

    Imagine youre playing with a squad, then your controls get revoked and just start shooting your teammates

  • @simonfisher1073
    @simonfisher1073 12 дней назад +2

    Little did he know, he was right.

  • @goldenegg7447
    @goldenegg7447 10 месяцев назад +22

    I'm kinda hoping for an undead faction as the 4th faction. I think it'd be easy to do with all the undead types already out there.

    • @REDACTED9615
      @REDACTED9615 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@ChaoticpeacefulI think it would be pretty cool, doesn’t have to be human, just something undead or infected going to great lengths pushing it’s body beyond natural capabilities just to kill anything it sees

    • @smithsanity2727
      @smithsanity2727 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@REDACTED9615you just described the flood from Halo.

    • @REDACTED9615
      @REDACTED9615 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@smithsanity2727 I think I described everything zombie/undead/infected related 🗿

    • @colonelturmeric558
      @colonelturmeric558 9 месяцев назад +2

      Or seeing as the devs love taking inspiration, maybe a race thats like the orks or some human traitors. May as well go the whole hog with 40k references 😜

    • @erthsda6758
      @erthsda6758 29 дней назад

      @@goldenegg7447 I know I'm a bit late but yeah something like that would be sick. Like a Hivemind which spreads an infection that those corroded by it becomes part of the Hivemind's forces.

  • @LordTankian0
    @LordTankian0 9 месяцев назад +4

    It would be cool if instead of just fighting on the planets, they intercepted us when we FTL jump, considering they know FTL tech better than us, it would be like the Thargoid from ED (elete dangerous, not erectile disfunction) and we have a ship battle. Not full time, but on rare occasions. We dont get orbitals or eagles. But other weapons may be viable.

  • @bsnxenogear
    @bsnxenogear 9 месяцев назад +6

    In true Helldivers 2 fashion. all of the illumantes attacks 1 shot you and ragdoll you if they miss.

  • @Wedgetail14
    @Wedgetail14 13 дней назад +2

    If Malevelon was Space Vietnam, then Calypso was Space Mogadishu! We were pinned down in urban warfare on all sides, everything going sideways and somehow got out of there!
    Super Earth's already writing a book about it... Pelican Down!

  • @megamangamer160
    @megamangamer160 12 дней назад +3

    They said they'd make melevlon creek look like a walk to disney land. So that was a lie

    • @DrPotato0
      @DrPotato0 12 дней назад +3

      We lost more lives in 2 days on calypso then the entire history of melavalon

    • @megamangamer160
      @megamangamer160 12 дней назад

      @DrPotato0 ok, I hear you but counter point after calypso fighting the illuminate bacame a walk in the park

  • @wickerg041
    @wickerg041 8 месяцев назад +1

    Knew it wasn't just me scoffing at Malevelon Creek, anticipating the illuminate's return.

  • @Cheese_EPIC
    @Cheese_EPIC 17 дней назад +3

    THEY RETURNED! THEY'RE BACK! OH GOD PLEASE HELP

  • @jonesyrpg-ji2hn
    @jonesyrpg-ji2hn 17 дней назад +2

    Don’t worry helldivers! We chased them away again! But only for now…

  • @berrymansir
    @berrymansir 10 месяцев назад +150

    I hope we get an underwater faction at some point

    • @SuperEarthSalute
      @SuperEarthSalute  10 месяцев назад +87

      Agreed, we need to spread democracy to the ocean depths as well

    • @electrobot9871
      @electrobot9871 10 месяцев назад +7

      We can't just keep getting reboot factions am I rite

    • @dc-101
      @dc-101 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@SuperEarthSaluteor the void of space

    • @tarantulalover3339
      @tarantulalover3339 10 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@dc-101 that would amazing. Imagine your ship and the enemy ship is in a broadside battle meanwhile you have to bored it and destroy the reactor

    • @alexpena4091
      @alexpena4091 10 месяцев назад +2

      That sounds awesome I can see the robots building ships don't know much about how the terminals get around

  • @iiTzoreo1
    @iiTzoreo1 17 дней назад +2

    Coming back to this after this last weekend….. we were ready but just barely.

  • @miragelee9754
    @miragelee9754 7 месяцев назад +3

    It’s gonna be tough, but man…
    SO ARE ALL OF US!!! FIGHT TILL THE VERY LAST!!!

  • @Condogsblog
    @Condogsblog 14 дней назад +1

    9 week on Malevelon Creek, 27 Million Helldivers. 2 DAYS on Calypso against the Illuminate, 27 MILLION Helldivers

  • @pizzaboymatt3505
    @pizzaboymatt3505 9 месяцев назад +3

    Illuminates in HD1? Not a huge problem, BUT THAT EYE, THAT FUCKING BIG EYE

  • @aarshir9500
    @aarshir9500 15 дней назад +2

    Yeah that opening line was about accurate.

  • @Turbyne1
    @Turbyne1 10 месяцев назад +12

    I hope we get some more equipment to deal with those guys.

  • @TheDominator669
    @TheDominator669 9 месяцев назад +1

    Hated the ones that would reverse your controls their the one that got me all the time

  • @SkyStrikeZ
    @SkyStrikeZ 12 дней назад +3

    We kicked their asses twice

    • @DannyGruesome
      @DannyGruesome 12 дней назад +2

      For now...

    • @SkyStrikeZ
      @SkyStrikeZ 12 дней назад +1

      @ im ready to make it 3 times

    • @mr.hedado741
      @mr.hedado741 12 дней назад +1

      @@SkyStrikeZthey weren’t made in God’s image, we were made to inherit the stars!!!

  • @JeancarlosRPerez
    @JeancarlosRPerez 10 месяцев назад +89

    Lets it be known that they were the first friendly species yumans encountered, they were good guys when we first encountered them and everything was pretty chill... Until SUPER EARTH realised just HOW much more advanced their tech was and in an effort to steal and repurpose their tech, they launched a propaganda campaign that said the Iluminate could have had weapons of planet destroying capacity, hence we need to kick their ass to make sure they don't. (Which although true, thats one of their least used methods due to it being seen as barbaric and... Stupid?) !
    Allegedly the awesome spaceship we used with those jump drives in Helldivers 2 improvements is thanks to us... Borrowing their technology just a TINY bit. Imagine what SUPER earth could get their gruby hands on this time around 🤔
    Cant wait to fight the Covenant/Tau

    • @SuperEarthSalute
      @SuperEarthSalute  10 месяцев назад +92

      This comment has been reported to the Ministry of Truth for Propaganda

    • @mariosoadfan
      @mariosoadfan 10 месяцев назад +3

      T'au'va

    • @Tinkletwisterthe3rd
      @Tinkletwisterthe3rd 10 месяцев назад

      Silence socialist freedom stealer

    • @Duack_
      @Duack_ 10 месяцев назад

      This information is considered treason against Super Earth. You're sentenced to 3 days of Crusade against Automatons with potentially no reinforcements. May Democracy be your only saviour. Goodluck Helldiver

    • @johnusas2870
      @johnusas2870 10 месяцев назад +1

      Ahh yes a "truther". Stop spreading your lies; the illuminate have WMD and planned to use them against super earth, we just caught them flat footed before they could stab us in the back. You must be one of those deception bots trying to spread lies and propaganda agisnt Super earth. Your communism will fall to the might of managed democracy.

  • @bauti2112
    @bauti2112 10 месяцев назад +46

    Well, fuck

    • @SuperEarthSalute
      @SuperEarthSalute  10 месяцев назад +19

      honestly our thoughts exactly

    • @hatmanmanofhats8167
      @hatmanmanofhats8167 10 месяцев назад +6

      My words exactly

    • @Rascal9527
      @Rascal9527 10 месяцев назад +6

      Exactly what i thought, we're gonna need to draft the vets from the first galactic war for this

    • @trmiller15
      @trmiller15 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂

    • @axelsommer697
      @axelsommer697 10 месяцев назад +1

      More ammo more shotguns or a belt fed 10 gage incendiary shotgun witch ever works

  • @lukemehalick370
    @lukemehalick370 8 месяцев назад +1

    I have never had the urge to blast something ive never seen so bad before.

  • @SkyNinja759
    @SkyNinja759 10 месяцев назад +13

    Lore wise, Super Earth reverse engineered Illuminate technlogy for the bubble shield strategems.
    Helldivers 1 took place 100 years in the past to where we are now in Halldivers 2. So there was another 100 years to reverse engineer their technology in the lore, I wonder what the Ministry of Truth are cooking up behind the scenes.
    There's hints in the News broadcast streamed to the destroyer's main bay too. So if they come back we can expect a fast track of high tech strategems.
    First we get mechs, then we shoot for the stars (literally and figuratively).

  • @Doctadeth
    @Doctadeth 6 месяцев назад +2

    I don't think we'll see the great eyes and the bigger units of all factions as Devs have said that bigger groups won't be around. Unless we get reinforcements, they will be almost impossible to defeat.

  • @SuperslavSergei
    @SuperslavSergei 17 дней назад +3

    Nah, Squidward got cooked

  • @infinityzer054
    @infinityzer054 13 дней назад +1

    Either it’s a tea party or Disneyland, splatoon will look like a horror movie when they invade

  • @metalhead522
    @metalhead522 10 месяцев назад +7

    When I see helldivers 1 gameplay, I feel like I’m seeing King Neptunes bald head

  • @heronavi1234
    @heronavi1234 13 дней назад +5

    oh how this aged

  • @rdxredrock
    @rdxredrock 9 месяцев назад +1

    So the Tau and Eldar had babies. Time to give them The Emperor's peace.

    • @somerandommen
      @somerandommen 4 месяца назад

      They're just some Aeldari which spent too much time living underwater. We got this.

  • @adamg4336
    @adamg4336 10 месяцев назад +5

    They probably wont introduce any other factions, until they update weapons, armour functionality and stratagems. Theyll probably update with the known stuff, once servers are stable and the GM decides to do a crisis event

  • @7_colored_puppeteer
    @7_colored_puppeteer 20 дней назад +2

    *cough* well. squid is back on the menu boys

  • @Borgron
    @Borgron 10 месяцев назад +12

    I wonder if some of the devs played Supreme Commander.

    • @squasherdown
      @squasherdown 10 месяцев назад +3

      the eye is literally the loyalty gun

    • @Borgron
      @Borgron 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@squasherdownand the tripods are basically Harbingers.

    • @corey5894
      @corey5894 10 месяцев назад +2

      That game was awesome

    • @clairvoyantblade9534
      @clairvoyantblade9534 10 месяцев назад +1

      Thought the same

    • @Borgron
      @Borgron 10 месяцев назад

      @@corey5894 was?

  • @RevGaming3
    @RevGaming3 13 дней назад +2

    You were right lol 30 million helldivers KIA in 48 hours on calypso

  • @walteredlund7619
    @walteredlund7619 10 дней назад +1

    This aged like fine wine.

  • @Scrumbly-rp2gz
    @Scrumbly-rp2gz 18 дней назад +5

    Oh yeah… they’re way worse then the automatons and I’m only on medium difficulty

  • @shidderalpha2293
    @shidderalpha2293 16 дней назад +2

    This appears to have aged rather well.

  • @johnmathis952
    @johnmathis952 7 месяцев назад +4

    Yo I can’t wait to experience the illuminant I never played helldivers 1 so I’m hyped to see the terror they bring and that everyone is so scared of

    • @zekramnordran9526
      @zekramnordran9526 7 месяцев назад

      funnily enough, theyre the least scary or threatening of the 3 enemy factions, they actually tend to go down first, of course, Helldivers 2 might shake things up a bit

  • @rheyshassell585
    @rheyshassell585 17 дней назад +1

    Let them come. Our metal will stand firm in the face of oppression. "Forged in iron, bound in glory"

  • @GGBlaster
    @GGBlaster 7 месяцев назад +4

    What if J.O.E.L. isn’t a bot, but a Great Eye?

  • @michaelbradshaw2949
    @michaelbradshaw2949 13 дней назад +2

    Hello from the future. Ya we lost more ppl on calypso to the illuminate in 2 days than we did on malevalon Creek in weeks. It was bloody.

  • @Hefty_cup1
    @Hefty_cup1 19 дней назад +3

    THERE BACK!!!!!

  • @CaptainGarvielLoken10thCompany
    @CaptainGarvielLoken10thCompany 13 дней назад +1

    I fought at Malevelon Creek, it was aweful, these illuminate are a cakewalk compared to that, the bots massacred us

    • @rebeccabarbosa978
      @rebeccabarbosa978 13 дней назад

      @@CaptainGarvielLoken10thCompany the battle for Calypso took 27 million helldivers in 2 days, Malevelon creek took 27 million in 2 weeks, the illuminate are extremely powerful, and theyre just scout troops, the bigs are arriving one day

  • @Shushi_Roll
    @Shushi_Roll 13 дней назад +5

    I have bad news

  • @notlistening6499
    @notlistening6499 2 месяца назад +1

    Currently the Illuminate seem happy to observe the Helldivers from a distance. If they come back, maybe we should greet them with a stand-off-ish diplomatic unit, with hundreds of Super Destroyers watching carefully in case aggression is shown, of course.

  • @Romanov117
    @Romanov117 10 месяцев назад +3

    Either they are the Aeldar or the Necrons of Helldivers.

    • @anonymouspersonthefake
      @anonymouspersonthefake 9 месяцев назад +1

      what about protoss?

    • @Nakai865
      @Nakai865 8 месяцев назад

      They are too weak to be necron and too young to be Aeldar.

  • @EXRAY479
    @EXRAY479 15 дней назад +2

    well they invaded and they are insane

  • @bolioisme
    @bolioisme 16 дней назад +3

    IT HAPPENED

  • @Doom-vz9mm
    @Doom-vz9mm 7 месяцев назад +1

    They are coming threw the black hole from meridia theres always 2 sides to a hole. Plus you can hear illuminate sounds in the black hole

  • @samueldacruz989
    @samueldacruz989 16 дней назад +4

    Guess what happened 😂

  • @Cheese_Man999-pv9lm
    @Cheese_Man999-pv9lm 2 дня назад +1

    The striders are …… LOW LEVEL UNITS!?!?? We are cooked

  • @_ayro_
    @_ayro_ 16 дней назад +2

    the creek did seem like disneyland compared to them from what i witnessed