Right! I worked on a farm with a dog who was a mix with some Blueheeler in her, and the damage she did to the manure spreader wheels! I had to make sure she was locked up most days to even do that part of my job because she'd go after the wheels while it was moving. Sweet dog, just not to wheels 😂
How do you get to hell? Very simple: claim that you're innocent. How do you get to heaven? Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy. How to know if you're guilty or not? Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible. Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police. Do not lie. Do not steal. Do not commit adultery. Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word. There are six more but let's just leave it at that. How many lies have you told in your life? Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you? Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman. How many times a day do you do that? Do you use God's name as a cuss word? Would you do that with your own mother's name? If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty. God can justly punish you and send you to hell. Ask him for mercy. His name is Jesus. It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine. The fine is death. Ezekiel 18:20 - "The soul who sins shall die. That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy. Option A. You die for your own sins. Option B. Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you
You should read the rest of Ezekiel 18! If you don't so living in sin you'll be dead! One of those commandments you left out of the ten was...... Remember the Sabbath. Sunday is NOT nor ever will be the Sabbath! Why do Christians do vehemently disagree with God's sabbath in favor of the Roman harlots sabbath?
@@jamespimental6919 Do you take a pilgrimage to Jerusalem 3 times a year? Are you really obeying the law of Moses. John 13:34 ESV - A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another. Anything in the law of Moses that deals with treating human beings with value will never be out of style. And, yes, if you use God's grace as an opportunity to sin then you have no faith in him and you will not receive salvation. But it is the faith that saves not for your obedience.
@@jamespimental6919 Only Jesus kept the law of Moses perfectly, Sir. I obey God out of a genuine loyalty and respect for him. He genuinely deserves to be obeyed as the just and perfect King of the universe. Not because I think my righteousness is going to save me on judgment day.
But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him by accursed. Galatians 1:8. King James Bible.
The redhead joke was not ok. I know redheads who have been bullied horribly for their hair color and a joke like that is cruel and hurtful to them. It can bring back memories of horrible bullying. please be more careful with your jokes.
"Sorry, he's Lutheran!" 🤣 That had me in stitches.
I was the one who 'stickered' the kids as they went into our "Children's Church" for security reasons 😂😂😂
Very much funnyness!!!!!
i love how he keeps shaking his head like he cant believe this mess, and he's mad at the world 🤣😂🤣🤣
So funny !!! I have never heard the Drybar audience laugh so hard before !! Blessings from California. 👶
Every time I listen to Johnny he makes me laugh. Love this guy!
I'm a redhead and I approve of this message
😂😂😂 I’ve lost my pick up stickers so often I just started wearing it! I look ridiculous, but I leave with the same three tornadoes I came with!
You are funny 🤣
Better safe than sorry.
He works for Jesus now....😂😂🤣
I'd love to see Tim Hawkins on Dry Bar
Good Lutheran dog in Provo.
More of Johnny!🤣
Laughing out loud on this one! 😂😂
this right here is real hes telling the truth...i love it...funny but true
Where do you come up with all this hysterical stuff! 😂😂❤
Very Nice, thanks for the laughs!!
The best I can do is store credit…😂😂
Come to the UK and lighten us up. Please!
Yes, Ireland also 🤗
Johnny is hilarious. I want to see more of him. He had the crowd going 😂🤣🙃
I am loving the background on the stage. Where did you get that at.
Probably Chip and Joanna...
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I went to IKEA and saw something similar. I think I want to paint it on a canvas.
One of my favorite comedians!
He is hilarious!!
Jonnie W. Is the funniest comedian
Jesus didn’t take the wheel Toby did
Insanely funny guy!
I don't go to church. I'm not even Christian. But I LOVE this guy!!
live, laughte, leave! hehehe
Hilarious.
Oh my u r Silly God Bless u Wow 😂
Is Toby a Blueheeler by any chance? Brutal on some wheels.
Right! I worked on a farm with a dog who was a mix with some Blueheeler in her, and the damage she did to the manure spreader wheels! I had to make sure she was locked up most days to even do that part of my job because she'd go after the wheels while it was moving. Sweet dog, just not to wheels 😂
At my church there’s a sign below the mirror in the women’s restroom that says “walk by faith and not by sight” 😂
Kids and barcode scan pick up lol
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Unto unto you. Unto unto others.
I'm a Lutheran...I didn't get the last joke.
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Lol proof if God wasn't funny we probably wouldn't be here
Why aren't you on TV world wide!!!!
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I'm surprised, because of his "accent", about him being a Christian. He's funny, though, at least in this bit.
What do you mean? He sounds like he’s from the Bible Belt, somewhere in the south.
How do you get to hell?
Very simple: claim that you're innocent.
How do you get to heaven?
Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy.
How to know if you're guilty or not?
Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible.
Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police.
Do not lie.
Do not steal.
Do not commit adultery.
Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word.
There are six more but let's just leave it at that.
How many lies have you told in your life?
Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you?
Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman.
How many times a day do you do that?
Do you use God's name as a cuss word?
Would you do that with your own mother's name?
If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty.
God can justly punish you and send you to hell.
Ask him for mercy.
His name is Jesus.
It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine.
The fine is death.
Ezekiel 18:20 -
"The soul who sins shall die.
That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy.
Option A.
You die for your own sins.
Option B.
Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you
You should read the rest of Ezekiel 18! If you don't so living in sin you'll be dead! One of those commandments you left out of the ten was......
Remember the Sabbath.
Sunday is NOT nor ever will be the Sabbath! Why do Christians do vehemently disagree with God's sabbath in favor of the Roman harlots sabbath?
@@jamespimental6919
Do you take a pilgrimage to Jerusalem 3 times a year? Are you really obeying the law of Moses.
John 13:34 ESV -
A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.
Anything in the law of Moses that deals with treating human beings with value will never be out of style.
And, yes, if you use God's grace as an opportunity to sin then you have no faith in him and you will not receive salvation.
But it is the faith that saves not for your obedience.
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559 you really should read Ezekiel 18 very closely! It's obedience that will spare you!
@@jamespimental6919
Only Jesus kept the law of Moses perfectly, Sir.
I obey God out of a genuine loyalty and respect for him. He genuinely deserves to be obeyed as the just and perfect King of the universe. Not because I think my righteousness is going to save me on judgment day.
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559 why if Christians love Jesus WHY do they not keep sabbath?
But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him by accursed. Galatians 1:8.
King James Bible.
What do you mean by that?
The redhead joke was not ok. I know redheads who have been bullied horribly for their hair color and a joke like that is cruel and hurtful to them. It can bring back memories of horrible bullying. please be more careful with your jokes.
I'm a natural redhead. I thought it was hysterical.
@@heathereads9594 I got a good laugh out of it too.
Okay, KAREN!
I agree, I have red heads in my family tree.......we keep them hanging there to keep away other gingers......
Someone is a little sensitive...... You a redhead?
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