I love how Albert has three phases: The first phase: he is calm and will play the game normally. Phase two: he will search for guns or anything that can hurt his enemies. And if none of those phases works, then Phase three: he will spend a thousand or more robux just to buy admin or a nuclear bomb just to get revenge
@the man in the box if he's dead then how did he upload this hmmmm? go on im waiting oh right your a bot and probably a 12 year old or a 47 year old using a throwaway account so you can get money, how about you go outside and stop drinking monster energy in your mom's basement and get a job you high school dropout and i bet you have a neck beard too, so get out, this probably isn't even your account you probably stole it from someone
I played this yesterday and was so confused how it went from 100 players to 1.4K and then I see this video, thanks for making this game more popular, it was so criminally underrated.
It was the flag of the Soviet Union, however China did create their flag based on the flag of the USSR. China did not have good relations with the USSR however, and they even fought a small "war" in Manchuria. I believe they only started having good relations with the USSR when Mao died, however due to their many disputes in the past, their relationship remained rocky. The USSR collapsed on December 25th, 1991, with Kazakhstan being the last SSR to leave, therefore making Kazakhstan the true successor to the USSR.
Admin Idea: “Their Own Dream” Try to find a player that is having trouble. Manipulate their mind and make people compliment them by talking or control the person that is complimenting. Make sure only positive things go on in their life. Make them rich and wealthy then you remove their in game money. Then tp them to a bed and everything is normal. And they think it was a dream
ive been following you since i was like 12 and now I'm an adult in college, being able to finally have enough money to buy your merch and still enjoying watching you every day means so much to me, I'm so excited to get my merch
@@evanstudios69 gen z has a sense of humor were 90 percent of the time you could walk up to a gen z and say 3 completely random words that don't correlate at all and they would laugh like crazy
@Patrick39 why do you exist, for you are gods creation that went downhill You say time consuming things angering the community expecting Feedback specifically, our feedback.
Idea: In island life take some noob's house into the air (with the people in the house) and slowly rotate the house so that you can watch all the disgusting noobs try to fight against gravity. If you want, you can make an invisible box, and once the noobs respawn, bring their house and the noobs to the box and unanchor the house in front of everybody.
When I look at a Flamingo video from a few days ago, I see tons of people talking about bots, but no actual bits. When I’m early, I see what they mean.
@Vantherz why do you exist, for you are gods creation that went downhill You say time consuming things angering the community expecting Feedback specifically, our feedback.
@Patrick39 why do you exist, for you are gods creation that went downhill You say time consuming things angering the community expecting Feedback specifically, our feedback.
@FreshMint why do you exist, for you are gods creation that went downhill You say time consuming things angering the community expecting Feedback specifically, our feedback.
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MERCH IS OUT NOW GO GET HERE!!!
flimflam.shop/
AMAZING
10s ago
Ring Ring
EE
Ok
yahoo
Goofy ahh bots
i both genuinely and confidently believe that when albert gets hurt irl he screams "YEEEOUCH" at the top of his lungs without a second thought
*(Breaks Neck)*
*_YYEEOUCH!_*
I DO AND MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE: wth are you okay.
Bros a bot
congratulations! you passed
I do that
I love how Albert has three phases:
The first phase: he is calm and will play the game normally.
Phase two: he will search for guns or anything that can hurt his enemies.
And if none of those phases works, then
Phase three: he will spend a thousand or more robux just to buy admin or a nuclear bomb just to get revenge
And that's why I love albert
@the man in the box You have no editing skills
There's actually a phase four:
Phase four: If there's no game passes, he will mentally destroy everyone via trolling
@the man in the box you have no friends
Ratio + L
"that man has a gun but this is american and we are used to that" - Albert 2022
I read this as he said that
Ratio
@@1311mrsj Ratio
@@ferninkho who taught yall what ratio means like wth
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I love how the spaghetti man came out of no where and started harassing people by calling them spaghetti
the spaghetti man asks for spaghetti but the cafe doesn’t have it so he decides to kill everyone
IT HAS A GREEN GLOW AND A SOUND WHEN THEY ARE SPAWNING, IT SHOULD NOT BE A SUPRISE
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@Patrick39 says the person who has less subscribers than him
@Patrick39 better at being a clown
I like how Albert’s just screaming his lungs out and I’m just falling asleep to it.
Same here
@the man in the box good for you.
@the man in the box CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP AND GO TOUCH GRASS
@the man in the box if he's dead then how did he upload this hmmmm?
go on im waiting
oh right your a bot and probably a 12 year old or a 47 year old using a throwaway account so you can get money, how about you go outside and stop drinking monster energy in your mom's basement and get a job you high school dropout and i bet you have a neck beard too, so get out, this probably isn't even your account you probably stole it from someone
Chaotic mess🫶🏻
I played this yesterday and was so confused how it went from 100 players to 1.4K and then I see this video, thanks for making this game more popular, it was so criminally underrated.
Cap🧢
@@Giganigga540 you dont believe players existed?
@@Giganigga540 literally did unless you are talking about the bot above you
@@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel oven
@@Pjs2008 stove
I nearly died of laughter when he said “oh this man has a gun but this is America we are used to it” AHAHA
7:30
I like how albert just casually ignores who the other people say in the chat 😂
We all think it’s normal I’m pretty sure.
True
Ilr
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Yeah I was in there
this entire experience is the reincarnation of the "can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle?" vine
Can i please get a waffle
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👆 the section of bots except Lol Bro (I Think)
he thought sitting in the manager chair would make him manager like work at a pizza place 😭
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so many bots lol
@the man in the box yeah that's why you have 605 subscribers
@@jordanparker5992
D
@@jordanparker5992 if ur a bot then ur probably one of the most supportive ones ive seen
When he calls us “idiots” that’s when we know he truly appreciates us
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@@Ingridclasperdu you have 11 subs and 1 video, stop the cap
@@Ingridclasperdu you are like 0.1 years old. Stzfu.
@the man in the box facts I subbed to you you make the best content
@the man in the box hell nah.
Holy shit I played this one, it started out normally as we bought lattes and crap when suddenly Pasta men and GORILLAS started coming out of nowhere.
omGGg ur the winner OMG
OMG UR THE WINNER :0
buy dairy products btw
just sayong
especially cheese
0:11
Dancing baby isn’t real it can’t hurt you
Dancing baby: ➡️⬅️↘️⬆️↖️⬅️⬇️⬅️⬅️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️↙️↖️➡️⬆️⬆️⬅️➡️⬅️
Damn he got some moves
I love how he makes ppl mad sometimes it's funny
Yay 45 likes ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧
"he's just sitting there bleeding out" albert says as mike from breaking bad dies. this is familiar, hmmmmmmm
DONT READ MY USERNAME
YELAN??
@@SirenS0ngz_ “Beidou: The Sequel”
Oh god a Yelan fan 😳
@@griffin.gallagher Kazuha: The Prequel
the thing i love the most about this game, is how strong the managers office’s security is
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaa
I was in the early testing of it :D
@Patrick39 ooooooooooooooooooooh ooooooooooooooooooooooooook uuuuwuuwuUUWUUWuUWUWUWUWU
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@Patrick39 i think your in the wrong universe where things are opposite
I love the fact that Albert released every creature in that chaotic server. Really makes the ending of this gameplay so poetic!
*My content is better than Flamingo!* 🔥😀😃😄😁
L
I like how he said that the red flag was China when it’s actually a communist flag
It call ussr
He probably knew lol
It was the flag of the Soviet Union, however China did create their flag based on the flag of the USSR. China did not have good relations with the USSR however, and they even fought a small "war" in Manchuria. I believe they only started having good relations with the USSR when Mao died, however due to their many disputes in the past, their relationship remained rocky. The USSR collapsed on December 25th, 1991, with Kazakhstan being the last SSR to leave, therefore making Kazakhstan the true successor to the USSR.
the guy shooting at 3:10 perfectly lined up his shots with the beat of the song
I’m the only non bot… and yes it does
@@最も愚かな I also agree
3:11
The gun shots go perfectly with the background music😂
banger?
Lol
the Merch promotions are so disturbing yet so funny 💀
true
Yes
Fr
Ratio
Omg, I used to rewatch his old cafe videos, I’m so happy it’s back!
5:21 bro accepted her fate as she died 💀
?
2:04 Unironically, thats how mike died in the series, sitting there bleeding out lol
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@@jordanparker5992 finally a bot I can agree with
Yeah 😭
@@jordanparker5992 true
6:49 Best Flamingo rage lol
No
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Bro really sounded like ninja for a sec
I’ve been sick for the past couple days and your videos always cheer me up
I love putting alberts screams as a morning alarm
1:14 “Wow that man has a gun.” Flamingo welcome to ‘Merica. 😅
I am absolutely flabbergasted that Albert didn't know who mike or walter was
2:42 NAH BRO 💀
s u s
😭
Oh hell nah and the vine boom sound effects 💀💀💀
@@fugo_ 💀The editor knew what was going on.
@@lowqualityad ikr
Admin Idea: “Their Own Dream” Try to find a player that is having trouble. Manipulate their mind and make people compliment them by talking or control the person that is complimenting. Make sure only positive things go on in their life. Make them rich and wealthy then you remove their in game money. Then tp them to a bed and everything is normal. And they think it was a dream
2:43 BRO I WAS LAUGHING SO HARDD☠💀
The way albert was flustered and stuttered that time hahahaha
Im cooler then flamingo hes garbage sub to me instead
@@OrthoKarter u have zero subs and flamingo haves over 10mil neither do u have videos
That group also made a lot of other games that he’s played, I’m glad they’re making more
yeah the games are good but the fanbase is terrible
6:15 the clock in dhmis be like
Mehp
Mehp
Mehp
Mehp
MEHP
MEHP
*MEHP*
*MEHP*
I think his name is Tony
@@xAl3xxZand3rx it is- what do you mean you think-
I like how I hear those Sussy bloody things at the start and how you are roasting them:)
Last time I watched Albert was in 2018-2019 just came back and this is still going good
Always love these kinds of videos from Albert where he just plays random games with weird titles. I find it very entertaining, thanks Albert!
DONT READ MY USERNAME
@Patrick39 stop the 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
i love when albert plays violent games just like this one
I want the flimflam socks so bad, they’re so cool lol
I love how Albert completely mixed up the Soviet Union Flag with the Chinese flag and was so confidents abt it being china
ive been following you since i was like 12 and now I'm an adult in college, being able to finally have enough money to buy your merch and still enjoying watching you every day means so much to me, I'm so excited to get my merch
DONT READ MY USERNAME
Don't translate😡
ତୁମେ ଅଭିଶାପ ପାଇଛ କାରଣ ତୁମେ ଏହାକୁ ଅନୁବାଦ କରିଛ |ଯଦି ତୁମେ ଅଭିଶାପ ଭାଙ୍ଗିବ ନାହିଁ, ତୁମେ ମରିବ |ଅଭିଶାପକୁ ଭାଙ୍ଗିବାର ଏକମାତ୍ର ଉପାୟ ହେଉଛି ମୋ ଚ୍ୟାନେଲକୁ ସବସ୍କ୍ରାଇବ କରିବା |ବର୍ତ୍ତମାନ ପଞ୍ଜିକରଣ କରନ୍ତୁ.
*My content is better than Flamingo!* 🔥😀😃😄😁
srry for all these bots and i hope u enjoy ur merch!
Glad to see you've aged up and went to college!, I hope you enjoy ur merch and I hope nothing gets in ur way.
It feels good to discover a game before Albert 😊
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2:43 I thought Albert was “family friendly”
6:26 YOOOUCHHH
2:57
Why did a Chinese song play for a Soviet Union flag
Oh no
They Will merge in the future 😳
@ZakOnline your acting as if things don't merge 😳
@@epicpuppyman nah
Red sun in the sky
just by looking at the name of this cafe, I know it's filled with people like me
I LOST IT JUST WHEN THE VIDEO STARTED, FR ALBERT YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
no hes not
A calming game is able to turn to heck when flamingo plays-
calming??
@@bobble-hat-01 oh I was meant to say normal lol
Can you try my game RoStreets? 😊
I love how flamingo is turning less kid friendly every video
0:11 i really like the dancing baby i thought it was funny
🦟🐜🦗🦟🐜🦟🐜🦟🦟🐜🦟🐞
🐸
"I can't belive this I'm facing the consequences of my actions" (8:13)
I'm glad he's slowly reverting into albertsstuff
trur
literally had just cried before watching this and as i expected, this makes me feel better.
im gonna give no context to this whatsoever but this video helped me calm down while I was having an anxiety attack. Thank you Albert
LITERALLY NOBODY CARES STUPID BOT
@the man in the box bro shut up
My favorite part... 1:06
The worst part… 1:06
@@Giganigga540 your worse
BRO AT 7:44 WHEN HE SCREAMED, I PUT BOTH MY EARBUDS IN AND IT SCARED ME.
💀💀💀
Finally new flamingo lore, spaghetti man
2:04 the fact that he said "he just sat there bleeding out" actually happened to the original show.
Flamingo is the definition of gen z humor random as all heck but amazing nonetheless
he really isnt. sure the humor is something only gen z probably finds funny, but not gen z humor at all.
@@evanstudios69 gen z has a sense of humor were 90 percent of the time you could walk up to a gen z and say 3 completely random words that don't correlate at all and they would laugh like crazy
@@BLD-wh1nu true (i know because that is literally me), but that isnt really flamingo.
@@evanstudios69 the point is he has a very random personality and that's what gen z finds funny is randomness
@Patrick39 why do you exist, for you are gods creation that went downhill
You say time consuming things angering the community expecting
Feedback specifically, our feedback.
2:27 - You had to throw in a Backrooms reference in there; didn't you?! 😂
Idea: In island life take some noob's house into the air (with the people in the house) and slowly rotate the house so that you can watch all the disgusting noobs try to fight against gravity. If you want, you can make an invisible box, and once the noobs respawn, bring their house and the noobs to the box and unanchor the house in front of everybody.
6:53 is sending me into orbit 😭
What a good name for a good game
Haven't even watched it yet but I already know it's about to make my day. Flamingo is such a good youtuber!
5:30
0:05
I love how Albert said “Help, I have a gun!” 💀
2:13
Mom: what do you want for dinner?
*Me:*
DOORS
🚪🚪🚪🚪
@@me-lh5ch what the hell does any of that shit mean?
7:30 You know he played Roblox work as a pizza place as a kid
I did too, lmao.
bro my WiFi is so shitty rn but I’m still watching albert 💀
Hi Albert I know you most likely wont see this but you should play the roblox game "Judy" its a really good horror game I think you would like it
When I look at a Flamingo video from a few days ago, I see tons of people talking about bots, but no actual bits. When I’m early, I see what they mean.
DONT READ MY USERNAME!
There should be guns in every cafe game
I agree
Flamingo forgot the part where every customer gets shot dead before they enter the store
4:51
"Why China?"
He says to a Soviet flag
I was looking for this comment
I want the 1 hour speed
American geography moment
@@Zeworkicz sans flag basically
I love how he walked over to the Russian man with the Soviet flag
What song was that though
I will admit, it was funny though.
i like how he pronounced ''nein'' so well
its literally just nine idk how you love that
@@awesomeman6948 theres a lot of people who pronounce „nein“ wrongly, and he actually did it perfectly
@@ac1i. oh ok
The way Albert went to see the group to hate on it then realized it was the same group that made Thy hood
0:30 fun fact: humans are animals and are classified as mammals.
They’re a part of the animalia kingdom which is part of the domain Eukarya
“MY GUN ISNT WORKING!”
Albert 2022
You can tell from the titles of Albert's videos that he gets progressively more unhinged with each upload
Bruh
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@Vantherz why do you exist, for you are gods creation that went downhill
You say time consuming things angering the community expecting
Feedback specifically, our feedback.
@Patrick39 why do you exist, for you are gods creation that went downhill
You say time consuming things angering the community expecting
Feedback specifically, our feedback.
@FreshMint why do you exist, for you are gods creation that went downhill
You say time consuming things angering the community expecting
Feedback specifically, our feedback.
I like how Saul and mike were next to eachother
Now THIS, THIS is a good game.
albert has the best video editor in the world, and deserves the #1 video editor trophy
funny
@DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE no lol
i kno u
he has 3
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@@jordanparker5992 fr
Bro I like how he takes 5 year olds day and just makes them sad
Flamingo makes me happy
3:06 surprised the building didn't explode
4:28 "OH GOD ITS BÆLL"
Baller
BÆLL
For some reason this video is funnier than others😭
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This video is not even funny
@@Giganigga540 then don't watch it?
@𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗖𝗞 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗟 flamingo has a father unlike you 🔥🤑🤩😙
@Patrick39the thing that makes you better than flamingo is making people laugh because your a clown
6:56 "wHY dId THat hAppEn?" GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD 😭😭😂😂
3:11 that was almost perfectly in sync
CG GOOFY BID
THIS MAN IS LEGENDARY
@@Evxn_Memes ok
3 bots will be below me
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@@jordanparker5992 Bot
@@sallyalzuhairi8591 Chad 🗿
I love how random alberts videos are
DONT READ MY USERNAME!
@Patrick39 did I ask
@@RoyalEric ask*
@@angelic6631 that’s what they said🤨
I haven’t even gotten through the intro, and I already know this is gonna be good
Fr
Karens be like: 4:37
albert is losing his own sanity with every passing video he makes
2:34 I didnt know i was in this video until today, thats pretty neat ig
Normal people showing merch : hello buy my merch! Vs Albert : rips head off* look he’s wearing it
0:58 last chance to look at me Hector
2:42 dude got caught in 4K 💀
That vine boom caught me off guard 💀
lol
@𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗖𝗞 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗟 who asked you fatherless bot
@Patrick39 i am better then you yet i am a youtuber with 1 sub
@@sallyalzuhairi8591 fr