the ONLY two genders ! 1. man 2. summertime girl 3. married woman 3. middle eastern woman like kim kardashian 4.innocent virgin 5. emotional girl who always screams at her boyfriend
Dude was seriously like “my ex girlfriend accused me of rape... *30 seconds later* ...hey, uh, what’s it called when someone tries to force you to do something sexual even though you don’t want to? there’s a word for that, right?”
@@idek5 I think he was gonna say rape but probably thought its unmanly of him to have been a victim of rape. Which then again I dont believe him he probably just saw two gay ppl kiss 5 meters away from him
@@lrizzard ye I wouldn't be surprised if the reason he's pitching perfumes is because he got them all from a pyramid scheme and he's desperate to sell them AND that would also explain why he says you shouldn't let it touch your skin... 👀 The Monat of the perfume world, "when your skin starts to bubble and peel off after contact with the perfume, don't panic, it's completely normal! It's your skin exfoliating to get rid of bacteria that would otherwise make the perfume smell bad! 😌"
I was getting strong vibes of that one pickup artist who compares women to horses in his stable. Unfortunately I can't remember his name. Wait, no, that's not unfortunate at all. Anyway Kurtis Conner did a video on him lol
summer woman. virgin woman. kim kardashian. munich. long ago, the four nations lived in harmony; but everything changed when the virgin woman attacked.
I saw him do an interview recently on German tv. It was fucking hilarious haha. They depicted what he does in his day to day live. Apparently he wakes up at 5:29 am every morning does his morning work out and then stands screaming under the shower
wow I wasn’t expecting your comment to have a plot twist I also saw video of him where he was like talking about perfume and then veers off topic and is like “I like to jerk off, right, but I can’t ever finish I just do it because, you know, POWHER but uhhh yeah I get hard but I can’t cum” which almost killed me cause I was in the middle of a drink
As a German, I’ve seen Jeremy start out as a normal dude on RUclips and saw him become more and more insane with time going by. He’s such a meme in Germany
the timing of him earnestly spraying all over his skin while the music goes “and it burns burns burns”. Literally a comedic genius, that can’t have been an accident
You know when girls talk about celebs like Harry Styles and say they would trust him with their drink? Yeah I feel like the *_exact OPPOSITE_* way about this guy. If I saw this man at the club I’m RUNNING
I haven’t in real life yet, weirdly enough??? If there are anyone else besides me in my small town, I’ve never met em. Tbh, I don’t blame them for hiding, we still have people who walk around here calling mlm “sword-fighters” jfc
Several thoughts about the "innocent, actually virgin perfume" What happens if you loose your virginity while having the bottle? Do you gotta stop using it? And is he trying to get all the virgins to wear this so he can smell out for them while looking for a gf...
oh my god that is a truly terrifying thought….. anyways tho what if you lose your virginity while you’re wearing the scent? do you need to IMMEDIATELY go shower after? nah not even fast enough. guess your first time would just have to be IN the shower then
They're both wearing the same headphones as me and it makes me feel like we're a set of evil triplets having a conference to call to discuss each of our next nefarious schemes
As far as I’ve heard, the thing that he was being blackmailed for was that he had a friend of his lie in court during the sexual assault case and say that they were in a relationship and he was gay, and therefore was not guilty of sexual assault, ie, they would tell that he has lied during the case.
Rewatching this, I accidentally sprayed 3 sprits of perfume for work, it was so overpowering I can’t imagine spraying a cologne 5 times just in a hotel room
I have a Theory. Hear me out. What if, in that women's fragrance video, his girlfriend was filming, then he made that comment about the emotional women who always yell at thier boyfriends, and she'd just had enough so she dropped the phone. He picked it up and was trying to fix the situation because for some reason, he can only film tiktoks in one take, when he realized that he was single now, and decided to start looking for a new girl while he was at it.
The reason he used “Ring of Fire” in that video is because the cologne was burning the skin around his neck. That part of him is the true ring of fire. It’s a cry for help, the fragrances have taken over we need to save this man RIGHT NOW
editing and shooting with him made me realize how talented he is at what he does. he is amazing at making jokes on the fly and i realized how much work i have to do to get to that level hahahaha, he really does deserve all the views he gets
@@alextric2812 I was gonna say, you shouldn't sell yourself short here! I laughed at you just as much as him. You guys played really well off each other :) PS this guy made my fucking skin crawl and thats not easy to do.
@@louie3074 this was the cutest most wholesome nice convo ive ever read on youtube, just pure guys being guys, lads being bros, and most importantly, fragrances being headaches, so cute
Hahahahaha I think you're right. Maybe he used to smell really bad but wasn't aware because he can't smell. Then some gay guys called him out on it so he became a fragrance influencer just so he could drag them with his poorly conceived story.
@@Milena_wins that checks out. He does seem like one of those guys who did piles of coke in the 80s and hasn't accepted that he's the only one still living that life. Or that the 80s are over...
You guys haven't even scratched the surface on Jeremy and the whole fragrance community. The rabbit hole is so much deeper. If you watch his videos from 5 years ago forward, you will witness someone becoming more insane day by day and see him rationalize everything that makes him who he is today. One time he crowd funded Patreon money to lease a Ferrari, and that money was meant to be for something else. He became popular by making "top 10" videos on fragrance topics. (Top 10 summer fragrances, Top 10 date fragrances etc.) Those videos would often feature cute girls for views. He figured out the YT algorithm and became the biggest fragrance channel (And I think he still is today). His influence was so powerful that he resurrected a fragrance that was withdrawn from shelves, and made it a sought after fragrance for many years until that fragrance was retired last year. So, at the height of his influence, the next step was to make his own fragrances. But being THE authority on fragrances at the time meant that he couldn't feature his own fragrances in top 10 lists, as he thought that would not be ethical. So, to be perceived as more honest by the community he explained in one video that from that moment on, he would never re-take videos. This is why his videos are filmed in one take. No matter how bad they are. He believes they ADD value to his public perception. Some other quick facts: Jeremy is not really called Jeremy. Jeremy used to be in a boy band. The fragrances he sells are very overpriced.
@@njokimwithi7832 I'm no expert, but the fact is we don't know everything about compounds that are in fragrances. It could also be drugs or unresolved personal issues. Or maybe all of the above.
@@victoriazersikov3956 then that gay person in your mirror that they are valid and accepted , but you feel uncomfortable with them following yo through all mirrors! good luck.
That Jeremy Fragrance guy is from Germany, and over here most people only know him because a well-known comedian made fun of him. There is a video of him in which he describes his daily routine and it starts with him explaining how awesome he is (in his view) and that he hasn't used an alarm clock in years. That video has more cocaine energy than everything shown here.
As an American living in Germany I can say that this personality type is weirdly common, especially in Munich and especially with the wanna-be entrepreneur/startup bros. F*ing terrifying in person.
If he did vodka roulette he would definitely pretend he got vodka with each round (disclaimer: do not try vodka roulette, it is absolutely terrible and you will regret it 🤢)
Danny: If I held a bottle of perfume to my nose and inhaled it like that, I wouldn’t be able to think straight for days. Well why do you think this guy is so unhinged? He’s clearly been living in a cloud of cologne for far too long. It’s killed his brain cells.
I feel like he's either unhinged or a troll. When he was talking about his oxygen machine he laughed like he couldn't even take himself seriously Edit: could also be the copious amount of cocaine
There is a video of him in which he describes his daily routine and it starts with him explaining how awesome he is (in his view) and that he hasn't used an alarm clock in years. That video has more cocaine energy than everything shown here.
I'm big into fragrance and this guy has no idea what he's talking about. He's like a pickup artist but instead of teaching "game" he teaches you how to choke people out with too much fragrance. 5 sprays around the neck area is absolutely absurd. He's probably giving people headaches just by walking past them. And unless your skin is sensitive, you should spray on your skin rather than your clothes. The heat of your skin is what "activates" the fragrance. You could also risk ruining your clothes by spraying fragrance directly on them. Also not a good idea to throw around or shake a bottle of fragrance if it's one you actually like. Shaking the bottle speeds up degradation of the scent. This is why rubbing your wrists together after spraying fragrance is also no-no.
Wow thanks for the info! I’m really into fragrance as well (I love to smell good but never knew how to make the scent last longer.) & this actually helped a lot👍🏼
5 sprays can be too much. 5 sprays of say, Spicebomb. 4711? You'll still barely smell it. Also spraying on clothes has the fragrance projecting less, but lasting way longer. Maybe that's what you're into. Edit: Also as Tom Ford himself said: "Many people think that you should apply fragrance lightly. Why? If you have a scent that you love, why not be generous with it? Why smell only a little bit good, when you can smell great?"
How did they never address the fact that there was a perfume specifically for emotional women who yell at their boyfriends? Not to mention a perfume if you are "actually" a virgin. Especially since later Jeremy talked about wanting to date someone. Sounds a little like he was making digs at an ex via perfume recommendations, which...I can't say I've ever seen that particular form of revenge before.
@@hayashi2339 yeah probably, but tonal indicators are still helpful to neurodivergent people who struggle with social cues, it's hard enough to understand tone for us in conversation, text makes it 10x harder. So I appreciate anyone who uses them :)
I love how this man is acting like people should greet him as he sprints past them at full speed leaving only a faint dusting of perfume behind him as evidence he was there before disappearing in blur
The growing realization that he might be German with the accent, him and "the boys", Lena's music and just the overall awkwardness has now been confirmed...I could've gone my whole life without knowing this man and the fear that I might someday meet him😔✌
Someone else may have pointed this out already, but I *think* when he said "people are walking around in their trauma" he meant to say "walking around dreaming". Trauma is really close to the German word for dream (Träume), it's a bit of a false cognate. It would be a really easy mistake, especially if you are already jogging in a button down for some reason.
I think he said that some gay men forced him to do stuff and kind of implied they blackmailed him over it :( it’s pretty horrible. It was a weird thing to throw into his vid but I’m 95% sure that was the story.
Loved how the guy is describing the absolute worse that he got through, like his dad's death, being (apparently) falsely accused of r4pe, *having experiences with gay people* You know, the worse a man can go through in his life
@@lemonwhxre I don't think people proudly say on the internet that they were accused of r4pe and that it wasn't false, but if it's not false then... Well, don't really know what to say
So I have no idea if this is true because I haven't fact checked it, but I read on another comment that his "experience with gay people" was that he had a friend lie in court and say that they were in a relationship and he couldn't've raped her because he is gay, and there were gay people that threatened to expose him
@@rivercat26 the gay friend of his tried to coerce him into sex, or he'd rat jeremy out. For the original commenter, it does seem like he did the crime bc of this
Damn! He managed to cover all types of women: summer, married, Middle-Eastern, young-innocent (actually virgin), and emotional (screams at her boyfriend). Inclusivity kaiinnng!
It has always been weird to me how men always seem to think virgin=innocent=young. Pretty sure I wasn't neither innocent nor young when I was a virgin and know lots of girls who aren't virgins but they still very young and some women who aren't young or virgins but have a pretty "innocent" mentality. 😂
@@SoWhosGae Especially the "innocent" part - as opposed to what, guilty?? Not to get too serious on a funny video but like, damn, it's really not a healthy view of sexuality to associate a lack thereof with innocence and, by extension, one's sexual debut being equated to loss of innocence. There are several layers of problematic attitudes there...
@@KreeZafi I honestly have no clue what they mean by "innocent" tbh, I just think of it as someone who is naive myself. I suppose the description innocent is more used for children and men would use it for inexperienced girls which is ... yikes.
I didn't know people could be allergic to. just a quick question: how do you feel about bath & body works? are you okay if you going to a room that has a air freshener in it? Thanks if you reply
@@somethingthing7171 I rarely go into Bath and Body stores. I have to hold my breath or nose. Just being too close to someone wearing too much perfume makes me cough and I get headaches.
I think I can blame this guy for every time I've ever had to be in the same space with a person who thinks deodorant or perfume is a valid alternative to a shower 💀 imagine sitting 9 hours in a bus with a guy opposite of you who's wearing a god damn trilby and smells like a truck transporting different perfumes crashed and burned, it was so terrible I took every chance I could to get out of the bus in -30 degrees Celsius weather and cigarette smoke smelled like the purest of roses compared to him! I got a migraine from it and the only other smell I've known to cause it is CHLORINE IN A PUBLIC POOL... That's how strong the stench was!
Fun fact he eats like 10 eggs in a sitting, 1kg of Parmesan cheese, 2 lemons in the morning and 2 in the evening and a spoon of pure sulfur powder in the morning because apparently it gives him that extra energy kick to start the day. His diet is insane because he eats everything in weird quantities
I was into fragrance for a while, and a huge part of the fragrance community is just basically a bunch of dudes who tell other dudes what perfume to wear to get laid lmao
Don't forget their videos for women, which ALL have the title "how to be iRresTible to men", and exclusively feature juicy couture and Victoria's secret
@@Lara-mx4cd why are you guys so devastated like oml if I knew that there was even the smallest chance of seeing THE Jeremy Fragrance out in the wild my depression would be cured
That “oxygen machine” segment explains everything. I have lung cancer and I have two of those. They don’t “pump oxygen into the air”… they’re oxygen concentrators, they pull in air from your home or environment, pull out a bunch of the oxygen and funnel it down a hose you wear to breathe in. Best case scenario they are a dead even situation just moving oxygen from one spot to another, worst case you pull oxygen out of a room until you suffocate. I used to run mine in my office because it’s loud and run the hose under the door next door to my room until I had to run into my office one morning for a usb cord and literally collapsed and almost blacked out.. I literally made an oxygen free room on accident.. so you gotta make sure you run them in a room with fresh air supply if you’re going to run the hose to a different room. So I’m pretty sure this idiot doesn’t know any of this and is just suffocating himself. (To be clear, I knew how my machine worked. I had my niece over and she was asleep on the couch so I closed the office door which I normally never do. Also I had the AC vent closed to keep it warm and dry for my 3D printer. It was just a few things that came together to make a bad situation. Luckily I was fine, my niece came and opened the window up for me and we laughed it off. Be careful with those machines.. they don’t pull much oxygen away, but it definitely adds up over time you can’t see or smell oxygen.. you have no way of knowing if you’re low grade suffocating. I use my watch to test blood O2 often to be safe.) Be safe, be healthy, be kind!
There is one worst case scenario worse then pulling all the oxygen out of a room and suffocating, that is successfully pumping oxygen into a room and burning to death. Like as an example if you increase oxygen concentration in air to 30% hydrocarbons burn at 5000 degrees, hot enough to melt steel, it's estimated the likelihood of forest fires increases by 15% per percentage of oxygen increase in the atmosphere and at about 30% no Forest would be able to exist because even moist grass Would burn easily. One reason why the concentrators are significantly safer than bottled oxygen
Jeremy fragrance is from Germany and he has a whole video in German about dietary tips where he talks about how fruits are these evil things which rob vitamins from your body when you eat them. He also once said that you should eat FIVE eggs before every meal, my boy Jeremy also has the habit to eat cheese, skyr etc. in huge amounts like 1kg at a time (as shown in the video).
Yeah this is Jeremy Fragrance. Hes german. Im german. He's pretty famous over here, especially for his weird food tip youtube videos. This man eats 5 hardboiled eggs before every meal. Nuts and cheese are two of his biggest enemies. Hes just special af
Der Typ ist ein Ehrenmann 😂 Man muss ihn einfach kennen um ihn zu verstehen. Die Persönlichkeit, die er auf TikTok zeigt ist nicht wirklich die richtige, was irgendwie auch schade ist. Schließlich ist er eigentlich jemand, der nicht so dumm ist, wie er hier im Video dargestellt wird
@@huzeyfeozer7361 da haste recht. Er muss ja immerhin irgendwas im Kopf haben um überhaupt seine jetzigen Lebensstandarts finanzieren zu können. Der Typ ist ein Genie
i'm looking him up, and apparently he's attracted to men too? like he had a boyfriend (also related to the sexual assault allegation). but if he's lgbt, why did he say "i had experiences with gay people" like that? 😭
@@sourpatchkids351 he faked being gay to be declared not guilty and this "boyfriend" told him they had to have sex or he would tell them it was all fake. Blackmail basically. Kinda ironic since he was accused of sexual assault in the first place.
Took me a sec to get that he was speaking German too because I didn't notice his mouth moving at first so I thought his real name was Morgan and he was on a call with someone while running who was like "Morgan? Morgan??"
I actually think the "trauma" thing is a mistranslation because "Traum" means "dream" in German lmao so Jeremy - by running through Munich and greeting people - is pulling them out of their dream. A hero i would say.
the ONLY two genders !
1. man
2. summertime girl
3. married woman
3. middle eastern woman like kim kardashian
4.innocent virgin
5. emotional girl who always screams at her boyfriend
You said there was 2 😠😠
You forgot about the boys :((( how can you discredit the boys' gender
6.Greg
@@theotheoggg Honey that's part of the joke-
I like that you said 3 twice
“I have experienced gay people” fuck am I entitled to compensation for looking in the mirror every morning
UNDERRATED
BRUHHH SAME
thank you. someone has to stand up for us, having to experience us every day.
LMAO
For just 69 cents, you can help someone who has experienced gay people right now. Just call 420-DEEZ-NUTZ, and don't wonder about the extra digit.
Dude was seriously like “my ex girlfriend accused me of rape... *30 seconds later* ...hey, uh, what’s it called when someone tries to force you to do something sexual even though you don’t want to? there’s a word for that, right?”
Maybe he was looking for "sexual harrassment"?
@@idek5 I think he was gonna say rape but probably thought its unmanly of him to have been a victim of rape. Which then again I dont believe him he probably just saw two gay ppl kiss 5 meters away from him
@@aiaikawa4012 I think english just isn’t his first language dude :P knowing 2 languages and trying to translate in Ur head can be hard sometimes
Maybe he meant blackmail or coercion? Because he said he would’ve had to do it or they’d tell something.
@@aiaikawa4012 yeah
This is my new favorite tiktoker. “I had experiences with gay people” is now what I say after I hang out with my friends.
After u read this comment u have had further experiences with gay people. I hope u can recover from such a thing
Same
lol
@@gayraccoon353I love your username sm
I experience gay people every day cause I am
how do you LEAD a tik tok about your life by saying you’ve been accused of sexual assault ... insane
like regardless of the validity it's not a good look
not the best hook for your intro
did he not learn anything from New In Town
@@keziahd3204 😭 I just straight snorted at that. 10/10 👌🏽
He could’ve at least clarified if it was a false accusation or not-
If this man wasn’t pitching perfume, you just know that he’d either be selling a get rich quick scheme or a pick up artist course.
oh he'd so be in a pyramid scheme though
@@laurenmiller5784 assuming he already isnt tho
@@lrizzard ye I wouldn't be surprised if the reason he's pitching perfumes is because he got them all from a pyramid scheme and he's desperate to sell them AND that would also explain why he says you shouldn't let it touch your skin... 👀
The Monat of the perfume world, "when your skin starts to bubble and peel off after contact with the perfume, don't panic, it's completely normal! It's your skin exfoliating to get rid of bacteria that would otherwise make the perfume smell bad! 😌"
I was getting strong vibes of that one pickup artist who compares women to horses in his stable. Unfortunately I can't remember his name. Wait, no, that's not unfortunate at all. Anyway Kurtis Conner did a video on him lol
@@LunarEleven I can't remember his name either, just that he wears his Prada suits too tight and his fragile masculinity on his sleeve
summer woman. virgin woman. kim kardashian. munich. long ago, the four nations lived in harmony; but everything changed when the virgin woman attacked.
But she is so innocent :O
That is when the boys found him in a bubble of strong fragrance, trapped in there for a century.
tag yourself 🤪
but what about the emotional woman who screams at her boyfriend?
@@ineedamilkshake I believe she's the attacker
I saw him do an interview recently on German tv. It was fucking hilarious haha. They depicted what he does in his day to day live. Apparently he wakes up at 5:29 am every morning does his morning work out and then stands screaming under the shower
wow I wasn’t expecting your comment to have a plot twist I also saw video of him where he was like talking about perfume and then veers off topic and is like “I like to jerk off, right, but I can’t ever finish I just do it because, you know, POWHER but uhhh yeah I get hard but I can’t cum” which almost killed me cause I was in the middle of a drink
I need to see this
Lmaooo
Patrick Bateman core
Wish I could stand screaming under the shower without my entire family yelling at me and cursing my existence. 😔
As a German, I’ve seen Jeremy start out as a normal dude on RUclips and saw him become more and more insane with time going by. He’s such a meme in Germany
Ich hab den Typen noch nie gesehen und ich glaube ich hätte mein Leben gut ohne ihn leben können😔✋
Maybe all the perfume he is breathing in is making him go more and more crazy
Ich hab den erst vor kurzem zum ersten Mal gesehen und ich krieg Aggressionen sobald er seinen Mund aufmacht
ich finds amüsant, dass ich deutsche mems erst über amerikanische youtuber kennenlerne.
Ja ich hab ihn schonmal hier als meine gesehen und fand es lustig dass Danny ihn jetzt auch kennt haha
why does danny’s idea of drinking cologne and then sweating it out make perfect sense to me
Sa.e
Frrr lol
yeah if the fragrance comes from the inside technically, you’d smell better
Drew Golden*
We'd all start smelling like the food we eat everyday then
imagine if this man gets c0vid and permanently loses smell my god what a tragedy it would be
I’m not sure he even has a sense of smell now though 😭
I choked on my coffee reading this hahah
That's probably why he sprays so many times lol
Are we sure it hasn’t happened already?
Maybe he did long time ago, and he's been just spiraling down a full of denial, lonely deep hole and we're just witnessing it
the timing of him earnestly spraying all over his skin while the music goes “and it burns burns burns”. Literally a comedic genius, that can’t have been an accident
And the tighty-whities with the gold necklace. Omg
@@friendsforfood96m, that's a body cross and you aren't supposed to take it off, so in pants or without them you always have a golden necklace.
the official 5 types of women are women in summer, married women, middle eastern (like kim kardashian), innocent virgin, and emotional
Tag yourself
That's "Emotional woman who always screams at his boyfriend" for you
Yo tag yourself I'm women in the summer
then, of course, there is the rare breed of women who are all five
I'm the emotional type i guess
You know when girls talk about celebs like Harry Styles and say they would trust him with their drink? Yeah I feel like the *_exact OPPOSITE_* way about this guy. If I saw this man at the club I’m RUNNING
EXACTLY lmao he's scary
You would end up drinking cologne 100%
@@megamozaik pleaaasseee 😭🤣🤣
Pls he’d put cologne in your drink
How could you say something like that abour Danny? He's a great guy!
Jeremy Frangrance and the Bang CEO exude different levels of the same energy
Perfect description
He's the estranged son of the Bang CEO
But Jeremy's thick german accent makes him so much funnier.
Your intellect far passes anyone else here.
@@lebensmann6528 It's french, is it not?
Edit: finished the vid, def German, we don't claim him
For some reason the idea of just confidently saying "and now you have a boner" after every phrase seems hilarious
that Danny kid is pretty good, he should make a RUclips!
Bruh he already dose hes also very famous
@@ashleymyres880 it's a joke
@@ashleymyres880 uh no i dont think so, ive never heard of him
I could see him making it as a minecraft twitch streamer, idk about RUclips :/
@@bump0005 a minecraft twitch streamer that always gets help from his fans by the stream chat, yeah I could see it
“I had to experience gay people”
Statistically, we all have, but cool story my guy
Pretty sure Ive experienced myself
@@sydneywaagen687 Cap
@@nothisistoni oh my b, sorry homie
nah no really
I haven’t in real life yet, weirdly enough??? If there are anyone else besides me in my small town, I’ve never met em. Tbh, I don’t blame them for hiding, we still have people who walk around here calling mlm “sword-fighters” jfc
I'm THISFUCKINGCLOSE to sliding into homeboy's DMs just to find out what Gay People tried to do to him. I can't live with the mystery anymore.
Take one for the team bestie
@@ishasharma5378 I just did it, and I feel really dirty now for some reason.
*will keep you all updated
Staying here for uploads
@@lllaaauuurrraaa dropping a comment so I can get updates
adding myself to the update gang
Several thoughts about the "innocent, actually virgin perfume"
What happens if you loose your virginity while having the bottle? Do you gotta stop using it?
And is he trying to get all the virgins to wear this so he can smell out for them while looking for a gf...
That last sentence is a very scary thought. 😰 Chills. Literal chills.
oh my god that is a truly terrifying thought….. anyways tho what if you lose your virginity while you’re wearing the scent? do you need to IMMEDIATELY go shower after? nah not even fast enough. guess your first time would just have to be IN the shower then
@@elise7525 it immediately begins burning your skin
🤣
@@Slt4FixtionalMen same
They're both wearing the same headphones as me and it makes me feel like we're a set of evil triplets having a conference to call to discuss each of our next nefarious schemes
Ooh what headphones?
@@rivercat26 i think they're audio technica ones
This is an old comment but, they are probably the Audio Technica ATH-M50x
I was searching for this, I am a fourth.
same!
"they tried to force me to do stuff otherwise they would tell"
Tell WHAT?
As far as I’ve heard, the thing that he was being blackmailed for was that he had a friend of his lie in court during the sexual assault case and say that they were in a relationship and he was gay, and therefore was not guilty of sexual assault, ie, they would tell that he has lied during the case.
@@elliotkingston4588 omg of course he would do something like that, he seems like the type. 🤦
@@elliotkingston4588 holy fuck.
@@elliotkingston4588 I- holy crap this guy is insane
@@elliotkingston4588 ok but where did you hear this lol
I really like that Nick is helping small creators like this Danny Gonzalez fella.
i feel the need to give back the community for all they have done for me.
Thats drew gooden stupid
@@amymenear7382 Sorry my mistake
Soon we shall say bygone are the days of the “NiCk U r So UnDerAted!!!?!!!!” Comments. Dub season is upon us boys.
y'know, id expected more from you. this is obviously Drew Gooden 🙄
Rewatching this, I accidentally sprayed 3 sprits of perfume for work, it was so overpowering I can’t imagine spraying a cologne 5 times just in a hotel room
And destroying your blazer by super soaking it in cologne
i love how danny has like 4 1/2 million subscribers but hes still casually wearing a tree frog shirt that looks like it belongs to a 3rd grader
Frfr
I mean he looks young for his age anyways lmao
Wdym 4 million, he is way smaller than that he has like 1k
Danny has style. I love his taste. 😃 🌟 ❤
And he drives a god damn tesla
I have a Theory. Hear me out.
What if, in that women's fragrance video, his girlfriend was filming, then he made that comment about the emotional women who always yell at thier boyfriends, and she'd just had enough so she dropped the phone. He picked it up and was trying to fix the situation because for some reason, he can only film tiktoks in one take, when he realized that he was single now, and decided to start looking for a new girl while he was at it.
i think you're onto something here...
dont kid, theres nobody with him on that roof
@@bibsp3556 maybe you're right. It's a bit hard to imagine any woman would willingly be alone near him.
Jeremy "a girl sued me for sexual assault" Fragrance? Hm.
Why does that make so much sense?
at this point his coke dealer needs to do us all a solid and stop selling to him 💀
@kenma kozume lmaoo
@kenma kozume well, I would definitely believe that he has poor enough business acumen to get high on his own supply.
I'd like to imagine that his coke dealer sells it to him in a perfume/cologne bottle
@@FreshConcreteInMyMouth LMFAO BRO IM WHEEZING
I have the power to make the 8 a 9
The reason he used “Ring of Fire” in that video is because the cologne was burning the skin around his neck. That part of him is the true ring of fire. It’s a cry for help, the fragrances have taken over we need to save this man RIGHT NOW
It’s like if American Psycho was made by Tommy Wiseau
This comment is underrated and is exactly what I was thinking the entire video
underrated
Omggg yesss
Lmaoo this is so accurate
Yessss I was going to say he looks so much like Christian Bale in American Psycho
The entire vibe of this video is immaculate
thank you laura!!
i don't know the meaning of the word but yes I agree,the vibe of this video is immaculate
@@chunkywater1 loser nerd dweeb geek
@@gagne6928 gagne. we've been over this!
@@gagne6928 who hurt you jesus christ
Danny's improvisational comedy is so much more raw when he has someone to bounce off of. Thank you Nick
editing and shooting with him made me realize how talented he is at what he does. he is amazing at making jokes on the fly and i realized how much work i have to do to get to that level hahahaha, he really does deserve all the views he gets
Fr. That’s what I was just thinking lmao
@@alextric2812 I was gonna say, you shouldn't sell yourself short here! I laughed at you just as much as him. You guys played really well off each other :)
PS this guy made my fucking skin crawl and thats not easy to do.
@@gabbyb9418 your skin is crawling?? by chance did you spray the perfume directly on your skin!!!
@@blomjuju459 😂
Fragrance dude: you have a BONER
Me, a trans guy: FINALLY
Trans guy gang lmao i was thinking about this!
@@augustoof13 trans man nation 🤝
@@louie3074 🤝 also i love your name
@@augustoof13 thanks man 🕺
@@louie3074 this was the cutest most wholesome nice convo ive ever read on youtube, just pure guys being guys, lads being bros, and most importantly, fragrances being headaches, so cute
My theory is that he can't smell or taste and he makes tiktoks to convince everyone that he can
maybe he has covid & resorted to 5 - 7 sprays of cologne as a coping mechanism
He has snorted so much coke that he cant smell anymore
And he gets so emotional because he is jealous others can taste and smell and he can’t. It makes him cry
Hahahahaha I think you're right. Maybe he used to smell really bad but wasn't aware because he can't smell. Then some gay guys called him out on it so he became a fragrance influencer just so he could drag them with his poorly conceived story.
@@Milena_wins that checks out. He does seem like one of those guys who did piles of coke in the 80s and hasn't accepted that he's the only one still living that life. Or that the 80s are over...
You guys haven't even scratched the surface on Jeremy and the whole fragrance community. The rabbit hole is so much deeper. If you watch his videos from 5 years ago forward, you will witness someone becoming more insane day by day and see him rationalize everything that makes him who he is today.
One time he crowd funded Patreon money to lease a Ferrari, and that money was meant to be for something else.
He became popular by making "top 10" videos on fragrance topics. (Top 10 summer fragrances, Top 10 date fragrances etc.) Those videos would often feature cute girls for views. He figured out the YT algorithm and became the biggest fragrance channel (And I think he still is today). His influence was so powerful that he resurrected a fragrance that was withdrawn from shelves, and made it a sought after fragrance for many years until that fragrance was retired last year.
So, at the height of his influence, the next step was to make his own fragrances. But being THE authority on fragrances at the time meant that he couldn't feature his own fragrances in top 10 lists, as he thought that would not be ethical. So, to be perceived as more honest by the community he explained in one video that from that moment on, he would never re-take videos. This is why his videos are filmed in one take. No matter how bad they are. He believes they ADD value to his public perception.
Some other quick facts: Jeremy is not really called Jeremy. Jeremy used to be in a boy band. The fragrances he sells are very overpriced.
do u think he's going insane from the fumes of the fragrances or just like on drugs lmao
@@njokimwithi7832 I'm no expert, but the fact is we don't know everything about compounds that are in fragrances. It could also be drugs or unresolved personal issues. Or maybe all of the above.
This is like an ARG not even kidding
You know this is the exact type of person I'd expect someone to become going forward from being in a boy band
This is some deep lore
"my heart beats for miami and also i am looking for a girlfriend" is funnier than anything snl has come up with in like 10 years
I was laughing my lungs out at that point omg
19:43
I read the "my heart beats" part and then immediately zoned out and sung "my heart beats to the beat of the drum oh what a shame ..."
There's also a video (on german) where Jeremy tells this story about how he ate like 2kg of parmesan cheese once. This man is insane
I ate 5 kg of skyr today
Haven't we all
livin the dream tbh
“i had experience with gay people!”
oh me too bro theyr great
i have to have an experience with a gay person anytime i look in the mirror :( help
@@victoriazersikov3956 then that gay person in your mirror that they are valid and accepted , but you feel uncomfortable with them following yo through all mirrors! good luck.
^^^wholesome ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ
@@victoriazersikov3956 beat the living SHIT outta that mirror, watch the gay try and experience with you then
Hello Gays :)
That Jeremy Fragrance guy is from Germany, and over here most people only know him because a well-known comedian made fun of him. There is a video of him in which he describes his daily routine and it starts with him explaining how awesome he is (in his view) and that he hasn't used an alarm clock in years. That video has more cocaine energy than everything shown here.
Based profile pic
10 years ago: ruclips.net/video/8wkwLdkFjUk/видео.html :DDD
lol ur profile pic ! the political placement test or whatever lol
@@jameswarden5312 Political compass, yes.
@@God_Is_An_Atheist wasn‘t expecting to find a fellow Leftist under a Danny Gonzalez video lol
As an American living in Germany I can say that this personality type is weirdly common, especially in Munich and especially with the wanna-be entrepreneur/startup bros. F*ing terrifying in person.
They're doing bad impersonations of 1980's American businessmen
This is our legacy
munich is just inhabited by these pseudo entrepeneurs.
These type of people simply don’t exist in America similar but not exactly the same
As an American who is also living in Germany I can absolutely confirm
He’s Bavarian and I think in fact from Munich so that’s pretty bang on (I’ve noticed the same thing as a Canadian living in Germany).
Danny nonchalantly calling this dude an "AXE-pert" is comedic genius plain and simple.
7:09 nick only talked to second channel danny where he gets a little whacky and drinks la croix, not famous main channel danny
TRUE
*drew
@@weezerfan1232 tomato tomato 🤷🏻♀️
@@cherievacie5772 why did I read both tomatoes differently? 💀
@@vainetuxx omg same 🤦♀️💀
He gives off the “I secretly order water in shot glasses at the bar to seem like I’m masculine and hardcore” vibe
Omg you’re so right
Or he just gets empty shot glasses and does shots of cologne
If he did vodka roulette he would definitely pretend he got vodka with each round
(disclaimer: do not try vodka roulette, it is absolutely terrible and you will regret it 🤢)
more like "I secretly put ketamines into the shot glasses of women at the bar" vibes
Danny might actually make it big off of this video that’s so crazy Nick you’re such a nice dude
i just feel like i need to give back the community. it's the least i could do.
1000th like
lol
its actually drew gooden and he MADE youtube
@@arjunarun3033 I know right?They got their people mixed up🙄
That guy is the most Jeremy looking man that could possibly exist. Like, nobody has ever looked more like they'd be named Jeremy.
Funny thing is that's not even his real name 😭
I need a roundtable with Nick, Danny, Kurtis, Drew, D'Angelo, Jarvis, and Eddy.
@@tiaraAm literally came here to comment that
Dream blunt rotation
It will be ICONIC
and Scott Cramer
Don’t forget Leon
I came for Danny and immediately fell in love with nick
didn't we all lmao
Fax
Same
Same
Same
after watching this video i’m honestly shocked the “drink cologne and sweat it out” idea didn’t come straight from our man jeremy fragrance
Danny: If I held a bottle of perfume to my nose and inhaled it like that, I wouldn’t be able to think straight for days.
Well why do you think this guy is so unhinged? He’s clearly been living in a cloud of cologne for far too long. It’s killed his brain cells.
Me, a human female, when he does 5 sprays: 😒
7 sprays: 😳
26 sprays: 😍
Drinks it: 🤩🤩😫🥵🥴🥴❤️❤️
But the real question is what kind of female are you: summertime, middle eastern like Kim kardashian, virgin, or girl who screams at her boyfriend 🤔
Damn that cat on your pfp is sooooi cute ♡
@@sentientsquid7069 or man
So true!!
Danny: "Let me stop you right there."
Nick: "... I was done talking..."
Let me stop you right there
@@completlynormalhypernova666 No,let ME stop YOU right there
@@completlynormalhypernova666 comedy doesn't get better than this
@@shinyintp2064 not let me STOP you right there
@@user-it4cl9hf6u i'm gonna have to stop YOU right there
I feel like he's either unhinged or a troll. When he was talking about his oxygen machine he laughed like he couldn't even take himself seriously
Edit: could also be the copious amount of cocaine
He could also be doing copious amounts of cocain.
@@Yerp_To_Da_Skerp He’d had to have taken at least a pound of it
@@cinnabonbon it would explain why he's slowly loosing his sense of smell and now needs luke 30 sprays of cologne
There is a video of him in which he describes his daily routine and it starts with him explaining how awesome he is (in his view) and that he hasn't used an alarm clock in years. That video has more cocaine energy than everything shown here.
He was on a German morning show and istg he was even worse
it looks like nick is just some feet to the side of danny's room and the light on the background of danny is from nick's lamp
Damn, now I see it too 😂
I'm big into fragrance and this guy has no idea what he's talking about. He's like a pickup artist but instead of teaching "game" he teaches you how to choke people out with too much fragrance. 5 sprays around the neck area is absolutely absurd. He's probably giving people headaches just by walking past them. And unless your skin is sensitive, you should spray on your skin rather than your clothes. The heat of your skin is what "activates" the fragrance. You could also risk ruining your clothes by spraying fragrance directly on them. Also not a good idea to throw around or shake a bottle of fragrance if it's one you actually like. Shaking the bottle speeds up degradation of the scent. This is why rubbing your wrists together after spraying fragrance is also no-no.
Wow thanks for the info! I’m really into fragrance as well (I love to smell good but never knew how to make the scent last longer.) & this actually helped a lot👍🏼
Just one spray and I worry if it's too strong 😔
Yeah, but he probably goes through two bottles a week, so they don't have time to degrade
@@AutumnSun140 Good point lol
5 sprays can be too much. 5 sprays of say, Spicebomb. 4711? You'll still barely smell it.
Also spraying on clothes has the fragrance projecting less, but lasting way longer. Maybe that's what you're into.
Edit:
Also as Tom Ford himself said: "Many people think that you should apply fragrance lightly. Why? If you have a scent that you love, why not be generous with it? Why smell only a little bit good, when you can smell great?"
The five types of ladies: the summer, married, Middle Eastern, young innocent actually virgin, & emotional woman that always screams at her boyfriend
middle eastern like kim kardashian*
@@rainfalls.ribcage it's funny coz Armenia isn't even in the middle east!
@@Kizzabell ikrrrr im ded actually when he said that
As a woman, I couldn’t agree more
Oh dude didn’t know you’d have this drew fella! He should become an influencer☺️☺️
Underrated comment
Drew?
Isn't he Greg gooden from kurtistown?
that's kurtis idiot
@@SM-qv2om ha! silly old me!!
No you’re mistaken, that’s Cody Ko
this guy HAS to be a secret comedian these videos are WAY too funny
The fact that these guys just have perfume rattling around in a bag with no box makes me think they just stole the testers from department stores
🤣🤣🤣
Based
How did they never address the fact that there was a perfume specifically for emotional women who yell at their boyfriends? Not to mention a perfume if you are "actually" a virgin. Especially since later Jeremy talked about wanting to date someone. Sounds a little like he was making digs at an ex via perfume recommendations, which...I can't say I've ever seen that particular form of revenge before.
You know Jeremy's a raging misogynistic man when he has to split women into hyperspecific categories to hate on them
what if you're an emotional married virgin middle eastern woman watching in the summer??
I swear that's a reference to something. I know I've heard another batshit creator say those exact two descriptions of women
@@Piperonis Oh, really?! Wonder what it's from...
@@slushiie9674 1 spray of each, 5 sprays in total
I can’t believe i live in munich but I‘ve never seen this guy jogging in a tight shirt leaving a mile long trail of fragrance behind him
Well technically he lives in THE munich so it's different
/j
@@leavemealonethx I think everyone knew that it's a joke😂
/j
@@hayashi2339 pretty sure he was joking too
@@hayashi2339 yeah probably, but tonal indicators are still helpful to neurodivergent people who struggle with social cues, it's hard enough to understand tone for us in conversation, text makes it 10x harder. So I appreciate anyone who uses them :)
No, is he actually german? Please not. ._.
I love how this man is acting like people should greet him as he sprints past them at full speed leaving only a faint dusting of perfume behind him as evidence he was there before disappearing in blur
Jeremy Fragrance is a big meme in Germany. He’s weird.
Is he? That totally went past me. Not that I'd complain...
I am from germany and I can absolutely confirm that
@@ritabastke6706 I guess I don't spend enough time on German RUclips to have come across him, then.
The growing realization that he might be German with the accent, him and "the boys", Lena's music and just the overall awkwardness has now been confirmed...I could've gone my whole life without knowing this man and the fear that I might someday meet him😔✌
Imagine you just meet him on the streets one day
The fact this guy is a German fragrance influencer but he doesn't live in Cologne, smh
Lmao
I'm crying.
Someone else may have pointed this out already, but I *think* when he said "people are walking around in their trauma" he meant to say "walking around dreaming". Trauma is really close to the German word for dream (Träume), it's a bit of a false cognate. It would be a really easy mistake, especially if you are already jogging in a button down for some reason.
and have 5 sprays of cologne in your neck area 💀.
@@namuraya and 15 in your arm pit and 2 at your crotch
Also when he said "I had a woman." My German is bit rusty at this point but I believe the word for both woman and wife is Frau.
The shirt Danny is wearing. My dad designed and drew that frog back in the 90’s!
Damn
NO WAY REALLY? That's Danny's favorite shirt!
That is soo cool !! 😎
It’s wild seeing a german meme becoming popular on the american side of the internet!
true
is jeremy joking?
He is german, right? He gave such „son of Alman Achim“-vibes and I hate that 😅😂
@@Annianapenda der fährt am Wochenende nach Hause damit Anette seine Wäsche waschen kann, und eigentlich studiert er BWL
@@mattis15 eh- what do you mean we dont kno
This is the kinda dude who DRENCHED himself in Axe body spray during gym and made everyone else cry/choke
He literally looks like he might have seen an Axe commercial and thought, "Hey, that's me!" And thus began his career.
I love how the fragrance guy said that having to deal with gay people is like trauma, as a lesbian i can confirm
We stan a self loathing Queen :)
Jeremy saying the g in lgbt gave him emotional damage,,, me too
as a gay man, i can also agree dealing with myself is a trauma
I think he said that some gay men forced him to do stuff and kind of implied they blackmailed him over it :( it’s pretty horrible. It was a weird thing to throw into his vid but I’m 95% sure that was the story.
@@isabelle_4207 Yeah I think that’s what he was getting at too... not sure how to take that whole video tbh
I love how he doesn’t describe ✨anything✨about the scent
What do you mean shouldn’t the description of “innocent virgin women” describe it enough for you 😂
Loved how the guy is describing the absolute worse that he got through, like his dad's death, being (apparently) falsely accused of r4pe, *having experiences with gay people*
You know, the worse a man can go through in his life
He never said falsely accused
@@lemonwhxre I don't think people proudly say on the internet that they were accused of r4pe and that it wasn't false, but if it's not false then... Well, don't really know what to say
So I have no idea if this is true because I haven't fact checked it, but I read on another comment that his "experience with gay people" was that he had a friend lie in court and say that they were in a relationship and he couldn't've raped her because he is gay, and there were gay people that threatened to expose him
@@rivercat26 the gay friend of his tried to coerce him into sex, or he'd rat jeremy out.
For the original commenter, it does seem like he did the crime bc of this
He said he was forced to do stuff...
Damn! He managed to cover all types of women: summer, married, Middle-Eastern, young-innocent (actually virgin), and emotional (screams at her boyfriend). Inclusivity kaiinnng!
It has always been weird to me how men always seem to think virgin=innocent=young. Pretty sure I wasn't neither innocent nor young when I was a virgin and know lots of girls who aren't virgins but they still very young and some women who aren't young or virgins but have a pretty "innocent" mentality. 😂
@@SoWhosGae Especially the "innocent" part - as opposed to what, guilty?? Not to get too serious on a funny video but like, damn, it's really not a healthy view of sexuality to associate a lack thereof with innocence and, by extension, one's sexual debut being equated to loss of innocence. There are several layers of problematic attitudes there...
@@KreeZafi I honestly have no clue what they mean by "innocent" tbh, I just think of it as someone who is naive myself. I suppose the description innocent is more used for children and men would use it for inexperienced girls which is ... yikes.
middle-eastern (like kim kardashian)
As a person who is allergic to perfume, that guy who demonstrates how much to wear, would probably kill me.
I didn't know people could be allergic to. just a quick question: how do you feel about bath & body works? are you okay if you going to a room that has a air freshener in it? Thanks if you reply
@@somethingthing7171 I rarely go into Bath and Body stores. I have to hold my breath or nose. Just being too close to someone wearing too much perfume makes me cough and I get headaches.
I have a migraine disorder. Would prob kill me too lol
i have asthma and i could feel the perfume in my throat
I think I can blame this guy for every time I've ever had to be in the same space with a person who thinks deodorant or perfume is a valid alternative to a shower 💀 imagine sitting 9 hours in a bus with a guy opposite of you who's wearing a god damn trilby and smells like a truck transporting different perfumes crashed and burned, it was so terrible I took every chance I could to get out of the bus in -30 degrees Celsius weather and cigarette smoke smelled like the purest of roses compared to him! I got a migraine from it and the only other smell I've known to cause it is CHLORINE IN A PUBLIC POOL... That's how strong the stench was!
As a German woman I want to apologise for him in the name of my whole nation!
As a German man i want to apologise for a lot of weird people Germany has produced. Seriosly, what the fuck what even is Olaf Scholz.
@@SymplyAmazingJD of all the weird German people you could apologize for you chose scholz?
@@SymplyAmazingJD Don't forget Uwe Boll.
Isn't he Austrian?
He’s the guy that makes your nose burn when he gets into an elevator or within 5 feet of you cuz he just has wayyyy too much cheap fragrances on
Oh god the headaches
He’s like a a grown up axe teenage boy
Whoa whoa whoa Jeremy would twirl into the elevator wearing $400 cologne to prove he’s better than you actually
Fun fact he eats like 10 eggs in a sitting, 1kg of Parmesan cheese, 2 lemons in the morning and 2 in the evening and a spoon of pure sulfur powder in the morning because apparently it gives him that extra energy kick to start the day. His diet is insane because he eats everything in weird quantities
what a strange, strange beast
Wait does he eat sulfur like its fucking whey??
Thats why he needs so much cologne, he must fucking reek like rotten eggs and cheese!
this dude is Gaston irl
@@minjaarsic3327 Gaston faked his death and then hid the fact he’s still alive by masquerading as a fragrance salesman.
Is nobody going to point out that he calls “St. Elmo’s Fire” “Elmo’s On Fire”?
poor elmo 😔🤞🏻
PLEASE- 😩🤚
Rip Elmo
I noticed that but didn't know what it was referring to tbh! So honestly your comment made it make more sense if I'm legit with you-
I thought "didn't know the meme had a song, but ok."
Love that he is dousing himself while burning ring of fire is playing, I'd say he'd burst into flames if he went near any fire.
I was into fragrance for a while, and a huge part of the fragrance community is just basically a bunch of dudes who tell other dudes what perfume to wear to get laid lmao
Don't forget their videos for women, which ALL have the title "how to be iRresTible to men", and exclusively feature juicy couture and Victoria's secret
Fragrance community is very toxic.
Man: *smells like berries or something*
Every woman in a ten mile radius: *aggressive sprinting*
@@EvlNabiki Shout out to creeps like jeremy fragrance who go on and on about teen girl perfumes and how sexy they are
"Fragrance community"? Jesus fuckin christ, I'm guessing every member is a guy who peaked in high school
As someone who only lives 1 hour away from this guy I live in fear of seeing him in public every day
don’t worry, you’d smell him like a mile beforehand and have time to run away
I didn't know he existed and now I'm afraid to meet him. I live in the same city as him :(
@@Lara-mx4cd why are you guys so devastated like oml if I knew that there was even the smallest chance of seeing THE Jeremy Fragrance out in the wild my depression would be cured
How do you know where he lives
@shayl1461 They smell the cloud of freshness in the distance when they leave their homes
That “oxygen machine” segment explains everything.
I have lung cancer and I have two of those. They don’t “pump oxygen into the air”… they’re oxygen concentrators, they pull in air from your home or environment, pull out a bunch of the oxygen and funnel it down a hose you wear to breathe in. Best case scenario they are a dead even situation just moving oxygen from one spot to another, worst case you pull oxygen out of a room until you suffocate. I used to run mine in my office because it’s loud and run the hose under the door next door to my room until I had to run into my office one morning for a usb cord and literally collapsed and almost blacked out.. I literally made an oxygen free room on accident.. so you gotta make sure you run them in a room with fresh air supply if you’re going to run the hose to a different room.
So I’m pretty sure this idiot doesn’t know any of this and is just suffocating himself.
(To be clear, I knew how my machine worked. I had my niece over and she was asleep on the couch so I closed the office door which I normally never do. Also I had the AC vent closed to keep it warm and dry for my 3D printer. It was just a few things that came together to make a bad situation. Luckily I was fine, my niece came and opened the window up for me and we laughed it off. Be careful with those machines.. they don’t pull much oxygen away, but it definitely adds up over time you can’t see or smell oxygen.. you have no way of knowing if you’re low grade suffocating. I use my watch to test blood O2 often to be safe.)
Be safe, be healthy, be kind!
Thank you for sharing this, I hope you are going ok, cancer sucks (not that I need to tell you that)
There is one worst case scenario worse then pulling all the oxygen out of a room and suffocating, that is successfully pumping oxygen into a room and burning to death.
Like as an example if you increase oxygen concentration in air to 30% hydrocarbons burn at 5000 degrees, hot enough to melt steel, it's estimated the likelihood of forest fires increases by 15% per percentage of oxygen increase in the atmosphere and at about 30% no Forest would be able to exist because even moist grass Would burn easily.
One reason why the concentrators are significantly safer than bottled oxygen
This is really interesting, thank you for explaining so clearly. Wishing you as well and many good days after the worst has passed.
hey op, how are you doing these days?
Jeremy fragrance is from Germany and he has a whole video in German about dietary tips where he talks about how fruits are these evil things which rob vitamins from your body when you eat them. He also once said that you should eat FIVE eggs before every meal, my boy Jeremy also has the habit to eat cheese, skyr etc. in huge amounts like 1kg at a time (as shown in the video).
He is Gaston
Danny without fast editing is like seeing someone dancing without music. It makes you concerned for their mental health.
ikr, like when i watch his minecraft streams unedited im like
I enjoyed it.
"and it burns burns burns"
*drenches his bare skin in cologne*
😭😭
the ring of fire
the ring of fire
DADADADADADADAAA
i'm sorry AKFHDJF
@@jameswarden5312 don't be sorry
@@jameswarden5312 The ring of fire is his necklace of corroded skin
Yeah this is Jeremy Fragrance. Hes german. Im german. He's pretty famous over here, especially for his weird food tip youtube videos. This man eats 5 hardboiled eggs before every meal. Nuts and cheese are two of his biggest enemies. Hes just special af
Is he........ allergic? To nuts or cheese...?
@@Aeiouaaaaaaaaa no, he just tells everyone that nuts and cheese are very bad and evil because they are rich in fats
@@3sgeshieid472 Oh I see he’s one of those
Der Typ ist ein Ehrenmann 😂 Man muss ihn einfach kennen um ihn zu verstehen. Die Persönlichkeit, die er auf TikTok zeigt ist nicht wirklich die richtige, was irgendwie auch schade ist. Schließlich ist er eigentlich jemand, der nicht so dumm ist, wie er hier im Video dargestellt wird
@@huzeyfeozer7361 da haste recht. Er muss ja immerhin irgendwas im Kopf haben um überhaupt seine jetzigen Lebensstandarts finanzieren zu können. Der Typ ist ein Genie
30:46 Never did I think I'd see nick and Danny roleplay a depressed CIA agent being forced to do fragrance videos but here we are
"I had experiences with gay people, and... They tried... But now that I'm out of the deepest darkest part of my life" this this this man
i'm looking him up, and apparently he's attracted to men too? like he had a boyfriend (also related to the sexual assault allegation). but if he's lgbt, why did he say "i had experiences with gay people" like that? 😭
@@sourpatchkids351 HAHAHA OH NO oh this is very concerning
@@sourpatchkids351 everything about jeremy gives serious gackt vibes. but like, on more drugs
@@sourpatchkids351 he faked being gay to be declared not guilty and this "boyfriend" told him they had to have sex or he would tell them it was all fake. Blackmail basically. Kinda ironic since he was accused of sexual assault in the first place.
i did not expect this
but i’m not complaining
yes
we are currently out here!!!!!!
i love ur pfp :)
@@em-tz3wf thanks i like yours too
Based agender flag
Proud to say that this man is a German Meme Icon. But apparently he's going to move to LA, so maybe he's going to become a worldwide celebrity
Terrifying news, thanks.
Broski's now living his MIAMI DREAM!
Miami
@@Anon-yl7dl horrifying.
Yes,our best man 😂
You guys play so well off of each other, this is probably one of the most entertaining videos I've watched on RUclips in a few years.
This quite literally one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched
hahaha thank you liv!!
Fr I was...audibly laughing through most of it
Bruh same ! I’m really glad this collab happened. I didn’t know who Nick was before 30 minutes ago and now I love him he’s so natural
i know he’s german but my name is morgan and when he was running around saying “morgan” “morgan” i was scared for my life
Took me a sec to get that he was speaking German too because I didn't notice his mouth moving at first so I thought his real name was Morgan and he was on a call with someone while running who was like "Morgan? Morgan??"
He was saying „Morgen“ like „Guten Morgen“ wich is „good morning“
@@Wh0reRacha Yeah we realized that after a sec lol
@@Wh0reRacha i know....that’s why i said “i know he’s german”
my bf's name is Morgan, I was so shook hearing him say that lmao
i love how well their humor bounces off of each other i died the entire vid
that means a lot to me, thank you so much :-)
Alexander?
Dang it, I should be Peggy right now
need yall to revisit this guy bc he has ACTUALLY lost it i know hes never had it but there is something deeply wrong with him now
Omg i just went to his page he has like a fandom and im so here for it
This guy seems like he's a bobs burgers character.
This is perfect.
yeah oh my god he reminds me of jairo the capoeira instructor
Holy shit you’re right
Yes
My like made it 669 you're welcome
I actually think the "trauma" thing is a mistranslation because "Traum" means "dream" in German lmao so Jeremy - by running through Munich and greeting people - is pulling them out of their dream. A hero i would say.
This is super interesting actually lol
The fumes have corroded his brain and this is what’s left. Don’t huff perfume kids #dare😔
HASHTAG DARE LMAOOOOO
d- 🎶i won’t do drugs🎶
a- 🎶won’t have an attitude🎶
r- 🎶i will respect myself🎶
e- 🎶i will educate me nowwww🎶
I'm your 420th like
@@athyzkyh i was the 444th 😎
31:02
Danny committing so hard to the bit with Nick choking him is so great
This was in my suggested after I just lost my sense of smell from Covid and it just feels twisted.
GET BETTER!! thank you danielle :-)
@@nickisnotgreen awww how sweet
I've learned that the real Jeremy wasn't the cologne, but the trauma we made along the way. 🙂
🤧✨
I adore any collabs Danny does he’s so sweet 🥺
i'm glad to say that he is exactly the same off camera as he is in his videos :)
@@nickisnotgreen Ladies and Gentelmen, we have the evidence. Danny Gonzales is prooved to be A Good Boi
@@madametusais no i think he is daddyboy
Pardon
He should start a RUclips channel
10:27 “burns burns burns” is probably a good description to how his skin is feeling 💀😭