I'm A Physicist and Flat Earther (Skit)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024

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  • @nanolog522
    @nanolog522 3 года назад +2464

    "Why do you want to believe in something like gravity that literally just holds you back" is absolutely beautifully stupid.

    • @NathanOakley1980
      @NathanOakley1980 3 года назад +7

      “Gravity is not a force.......but.....YOU CAN *think* of it as a force” George Musser 2019 ... the height of double speak. “gravity is not a force” George Musser 2019. Gravity is the bending of a conceptual meduim known as “space time”. You can’t bend concepts, and thinking about it will never give rise to any force. “There isn’t really a force of gravity at all” Professor Brian Cox

    • @nanolog522
      @nanolog522 3 года назад +41

      @@NathanOakley1980 Found the flattard.

    • @soyoltoi
      @soyoltoi 3 года назад +60

      @@NathanOakley1980 "Since these physicists don't make sense to me, it must mean that they're wrong even though they're literally trying to explain something that takes years to understand in a single sentence. I'm not going to study differential geometry and tensor calculus to figure out what it all means, and I will continue to be wrong. It's almost like there is more than one way to look at something in physics, but I'm too early on the Dunning-Kruger curve to realize that yet."

    • @zackattack635
      @zackattack635 3 года назад +1

      @@nanolog522 I know you want to join Starfleet and carry a phaser, or be a Jedi and go warp speed with Han Solo... but that’s not real. Be a big boy and adjust to reality. You nerds sound like koolaid drinking cultists worshiping experts with no expertise. Act like a man please.

    • @masteroziniii2486
      @masteroziniii2486 3 года назад +23

      @@NathanOakley1980 Oof, Nathan, fancy seeing you in this comment section. Just curious, how much did you understand watching this video?

  • @cvlad2001
    @cvlad2001 3 года назад +1575

    I am vegan. I eat meat. Yes, we exist.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 3 года назад +91

      I eat only vegetables and green stuff. I just prefer to pass it through a pig before consumption.

    • @darkseid856
      @darkseid856 3 года назад +94

      @@u.v.s.5583 so you eat pig's shit ?

    • @CiuccioeCorraz
      @CiuccioeCorraz 3 года назад +3

      Same energy

    • @prakharmishra5187
      @prakharmishra5187 3 года назад +4

      says you

    • @namishbaranwal3522
      @namishbaranwal3522 3 года назад +2

      @@darkseid856 LMAOOO

  • @thosewhowalkawayfromomelas1044
    @thosewhowalkawayfromomelas1044 3 года назад +830

    The best part is that RUclips fact-checked this video

    • @loganscott814
      @loganscott814 3 года назад +31

      RUclips's helping the government stop people realising the Earth isn't round.

    • @loganscott814
      @loganscott814 3 года назад +9

      @Mike JH82 nope. It looks like their plan worked on you.

    • @abdulraheemalsibyani2790
      @abdulraheemalsibyani2790 3 года назад

      @Mike JH82 good one

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад +42

      @Mike JH82 I do support flat earth. Locally.
      Get it?
      Locally, because space(time) is locally euclidi... yeah ok bad joke i'll see myself out.

    • @gamerdio2503
      @gamerdio2503 3 года назад +14

      @Mike JH82 I'm going to believe you're just pretending to not get the joke, because if not, I might just have to kill myself

  • @PHAEDRIDER
    @PHAEDRIDER 3 года назад +1232

    this is seriously the driest humor i can imagine. love it

    • @dylanvallely5229
      @dylanvallely5229 3 года назад +25

      humor? This was a serious vid

    • @homebrandcereal
      @homebrandcereal 3 года назад +3

      bg kumbi

    • @9WEAVER9
      @9WEAVER9 3 года назад +3

      VERY SERIOUS, THIS MAN IS!
      Although I wish he'd adress this issue at its core and discuss the reasoning behind "geometric agnosticism", the empirical neglect of mountains and atmospheric refraction by flat earth theorists in their models!

    • @luisangelini2220
      @luisangelini2220 3 года назад +8

      @@dylanvallely5229 yep, you are the biggest Ed Iotte out there. Good job!

    • @asukayin6487
      @asukayin6487 3 года назад

      you should try bgkumbi

  • @sungod9797
    @sungod9797 3 года назад +57

    “Globulonormative” is now my favorite neologism

    • @drfifteenmd7561
      @drfifteenmd7561 3 года назад

      I can't-

    • @aquss33
      @aquss33 9 месяцев назад

      I tried googling that word as soon as he said it, I was quite astonished to find out it doesn't actually exist

  • @garvett6660
    @garvett6660 3 года назад +505

    I’m an engineer and a π-earther

    • @vatsalkardani9146
      @vatsalkardani9146 3 года назад +36

      @Asyam Abyan wait π isn't 3?!!!!

    • @advickprosankto
      @advickprosankto 3 года назад +8

      @@vatsalkardani9146 Bruh

    • @wurstgesicht1559
      @wurstgesicht1559 3 года назад +13

      @@vatsalkardani9146 true its 5

    • @utkarsh7723
      @utkarsh7723 3 года назад +15

      @@vatsalkardani9146 Its preciscely 2.718

    • @John73John
      @John73John 3 года назад +5

      @@vatsalkardani9146 I'm a programmer and floor(pi) = 3. Mmmmm.... floor pi...

  • @YourPhysicsSimulator
    @YourPhysicsSimulator 3 года назад +1227

    Minkowski was the greatest flat earther to ever exist

  • @Private_Duck
    @Private_Duck 3 года назад +489

    Mein god. Basement life can actually change a person

    • @theevilmonk1472
      @theevilmonk1472 3 года назад +2

      lool

    • @kos6602
      @kos6602 3 года назад +33

      Ah, I see. Your "Autokorrektur" stepped in once again. Greetings to Germany

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад +3

      Gottverdammter Kellerstaub!
      translation:
      (god damned basement dust)

    • @shujinko2944
      @shujinko2944 3 года назад

      Ich habe erst jetzt verstanden, dass er „Idiot“ meint 😂

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад

      @@shujinko2944 Fiel der Groschen pfennigweise ja?

  • @jakobbauz
    @jakobbauz 3 года назад +139

    There is such a fuckton of quotable lines in this:
    "I introduce them to Newton's law of gravity to see, you know, as a first test: Who can smell the bs?"
    "Why would you want your scientist to believe in something like gravity that literally just holds you back?"
    "Things are always gonna be a little off and that's okay and you should just stop questioning it!"
    "I think an equally valid approach is to say 'this is what I want nature to be' and then go from there."
    Thanks man, this really lightened up my evening.

    • @jasonc0065
      @jasonc0065 3 года назад +3

      Newton's law is no more nonsensical than Coulomb's law. It's the same thing.

  • @ThomasKundera
    @ThomasKundera 3 года назад +56

    This will be cut, edited and memed to promote flat Earth.
    I'm sure.

    • @entangledmindcells9359
      @entangledmindcells9359 3 года назад

      yep.. already out there.
      ruclips.net/video/6PWiUcR1y4U/видео.html&lc=Ugyf0R9fHDJ37ujIRi14AaABAg.9QLg8WOU5QW9QO5DfYS4kg

    • @ThomasKundera
      @ThomasKundera 3 года назад +4

      @@entangledmindcells9359 : Even whith the "Dr. Ed Iotte" unedited :-(
      How dumb can those be ? :-(

    • @entangledmindcells9359
      @entangledmindcells9359 3 года назад +1

      @@ThomasKundera if you follow FE.. you will know the answer it "limitless".

  • @MildSatire
    @MildSatire 3 года назад +954

    “God forbid you actually use your imagination” LMAO

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 3 года назад +17

      The whole point of any scientific process is to express oneself and have fun

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад +17

      @@Assault_Butter_Knife
      You joke but that is actually also part of it.
      As in trying random math shit because it seems funny,
      but then realizing it might actually be useful for something.

    • @NathanOakley1980
      @NathanOakley1980 3 года назад +6

      @@Assault_Butter_Knife wrong. Science establishes the cause of natural phenomenon based on systematic, hypothesis based experimentation.
      Cause and effect.

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 3 года назад +6

      @@NathanOakley1980 do I need to add a /s for you my guy?

    • @bmoneybby
      @bmoneybby 3 года назад

      Famous Newton quote.

  • @wibufisika9606
    @wibufisika9606 3 года назад +561

    Hello Dr. Ed Iotte, my name is Dr. Ed Iotter. I'd like to say that the points you've given on the video is certainly a fact. Sure billions of people can say that they see the earth is not flat, but I didn't. So therefore the earth is flat.

    • @dinanmariano
      @dinanmariano 3 года назад +21

      Have you seen Dr. Ed Iottest?

    • @fe4_all37
      @fe4_all37 3 года назад +1

      pembela kartun globe, debat sama saya sini

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 3 года назад +19

      @@dinanmariano Dr. Ed Iottest here. I’m outraged by these propositions, we all know the Earth isn’t flat... nor round, as it doesn’t exist at all! Come along with us at r/noearthsociety.

    • @dinanmariano
      @dinanmariano 3 года назад +2

      @@GRBtutorials just joined. Happy to be enlightened

    • @drgfitdds
      @drgfitdds 3 года назад

      Alo fellow Indonesian. Nice comment

  • @Hippienolic2
    @Hippienolic2 3 года назад +1275

    I hope flat earthers watch this and think it’s real. Another banger

    • @NathanOakley1980
      @NathanOakley1980 3 года назад +29

      The earth is obviously and observably flat. We do not have a geometric horizon.
      We debunked R

    • @noelstar1456
      @noelstar1456 3 года назад +42

      I hope they cite Dr. Ed Iotte in their arguments against the rest of us. "Well, according to Dr. Ed Iotte..."

    • @dafe3106
      @dafe3106 3 года назад +30

      @@NathanOakley1980 hire a skipper to sail you around the Antarctic circle. You wouldn't be charged to much, because despite what a flat earth model would predict, you'd make it in 10.000 miles and not in a multitude of that. Not convinced? Go around again and this time go south a bit more. If the distance increases you are still on to something, if it decreases, you are observably, obviously and irrefutably wrong.
      After the guy that crowd funded himself a steam powered rocket, it is obvious, that you would find plenty of people funding your journey.

    • @VinyZikss
      @VinyZikss 3 года назад +28

      I feel so stupid that for the first 1.5 minutes I seriously thought he was being serious

    • @9_budimanapriutomo238
      @9_budimanapriutomo238 3 года назад +1

      @@VinyZikss same lol

  • @fw2222
    @fw2222 2 года назад +22

    I'm not a native English speaker so I was a bit shocked about your statements but after reading a couple of comments I realized what you are doing 😀
    Greetings from Germany

    • @entangledmindcells9359
      @entangledmindcells9359 2 года назад +1

      I do feel for those with English as a second lesson.. Congats on figuring things out there.

    • @Tank-Dempsey
      @Tank-Dempsey Год назад +2

      Yes we can be confusing but once you are able to see it, its brilliant humour🤣

  • @dr_davo
    @dr_davo 3 года назад +6

    I'm an electrical engineer and Amish

  • @mousachmait40
    @mousachmait40 3 года назад +742

    He’s right people. I’m recovering because I fell off the the edge of the earth yesterday but I’m all good now because gravity doesn’t exist

    • @ironeagle9096
      @ironeagle9096 3 года назад +6

      So you didn't fell from the edge of the earth and therefore earth isn't flat 👍👍😁😁

    • @mousachmait40
      @mousachmait40 3 года назад +3

      @@ironeagle9096 😂😂👌

    • @denisaandreea5556
      @denisaandreea5556 2 года назад +2

      Explain how water always find its level on a sphere 😂🤣, and the satellite , how Tf is it following the earth by the string ?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wash36
      @wash36 2 года назад +1

      we all know the earth aint flat its round

    • @dhananjayacrook1041
      @dhananjayacrook1041 2 года назад +1

      So you're saying that the two are mutually exclusive? So a scientist can't differ in their beliefs from another scientist? That's called a religion. Dogmatic thinking is the antithesis of actual science and the scientific process.
      Would you describe yourself as being open minded? Most people say yes. But to be actually open minded we have to be willing to sometimes go against the grain. I seriously recommend looking into Eric Dubay, Flat Earth Dave, O.D.D, Shawn Hibbler... these are some actual flat earthers, and if you watch the documentary 'Level' and don't come away from it at least with some questions... then by all means, as you were...

  • @milanmilacic9311
    @milanmilacic9311 3 года назад +294

    On my university there is a professor who gave a lecture to a bunch of middle and high school students talking about how the earth is round. The idea was that the students would give arguments that the earth is round and he'd refute them. The point was to show that it is not so simple to prove even an obvious truth. At the and of the lecture he said that obviously the earth is round and gave some more arguments in favour of the round earth. A few years later a video of this lecture surfaced, but the ending was cut, so it made him look like a flat earther.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 3 года назад +21

      One advantage of following FE debunkers as a hobby for several years now is that I'm pretty sure I could come up with arguments he couldn't refute.

    • @tomkerruish2982
      @tomkerruish2982 3 года назад +9

      I think you accidentally ended your first sentence with "round" when you meant "flat".

    • @andrewjack31
      @andrewjack31 3 года назад +32

      Those sneaky flerfers will work any angle they can to distort the truth and keep their flerfer minions paying the bills for them.

    • @andyliu4890
      @andyliu4890 3 года назад +11

      thats actually a really interesting way of learning

    • @philb8550
      @philb8550 2 года назад +3

      That is quite likely to happen here.

  • @germax26
    @germax26 3 года назад +204

    I just assume that the earth is spherical. It simplifies calculations.

    • @Heulerado
      @Heulerado 3 года назад +46

      I'm so lazy I assume it's also in a vacuum with no friction

    • @samuelking4723
      @samuelking4723 3 года назад +18

      Same, I’m a cow-Earther

    • @Dusk-MTG
      @Dusk-MTG 3 года назад +12

      You guys are tryharders. Earth is just a material point for me.

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear 3 года назад +8

      I'm so lazy I assume it also just happens to rotate it's axis in 1 day, and revolve around the sun in 1 year

    • @leftpastsaturn67
      @leftpastsaturn67 3 года назад +6

      I'm so laz.....

  • @harleygarrett8063
    @harleygarrett8063 3 года назад +10

    It's always "assuming a spherical cow in a vacuum", why not "assuming a two dimensional cow in a vacuum"?

    • @AmritGrewal31
      @AmritGrewal31 3 года назад

      Meh,
      Assuming things to be one dimensional, just use basic vector algebra 🤷🏻‍♂️, it's almost the same thing
      Ps: I'm an engineer

  • @karolmarusak2192
    @karolmarusak2192 2 года назад +3

    Earth is flat...... What earth I have never heard of that one😂😂😂🌎.... We are living on big mother of turtles🤔🤔... You know like there are many turtles 🐢🐢🐢around us in the big black ocean🌊🌊🌊....

  • @rimnassiri8680
    @rimnassiri8680 3 года назад +288

    "I'm one Ed iott (=idiot), and the world is full of them"
    You aint wrong chief

    • @zbyszkokopec1502
      @zbyszkokopec1502 Год назад

      The Earth is flat with Firmament. Space is FAKE. Rockets in a vacuum don't work.

  • @NN-en2vg
    @NN-en2vg 3 года назад +100

    Some flat earth channel is probably gonna cite this and claim it's true.

    • @mkmac9539
      @mkmac9539 3 года назад +5

      ... which is why a follow-up is required. I know too many of them.

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад +6

      @@mkmac9539 nah let them run into the knife
      it's funnier if there is no follow up and the flat earthers don't realize this is a parody

    • @hakan8997
      @hakan8997 3 года назад +1

      Only flat earth society members will cite this. I think they where 555 members when i last watched that site. But no real flat earther will cite this. Talking 100 of millions. So my answer to you is, that you never will find any whatsoever flat earther that will cite this as true!

  • @Starshine1399
    @Starshine1399 3 года назад +145

    I’m not gonna lie you had me for all of 2 seconds.

    • @siddheshpanderkar3907
      @siddheshpanderkar3907 3 года назад

      😂

    • @ne9man714
      @ne9man714 3 года назад +1

      yep he had me at "earth is going up part"

    • @Starshine1399
      @Starshine1399 3 года назад +2

      @@ne9man714 he got me at “Dr.” because I know he’s still in his PhD program

  • @gedaliakoehler6992
    @gedaliakoehler6992 3 года назад +3

    Hi Professor. Ed Iotte,
    My name is Professor Moe Ron Sue-Preme and I would like to invite you to my Planar Earth Society Party (PEST) conference. We are trying to find like minded individuals, such as yourself, to speak to our youth and help the right ideas wash over their brains. Featured colloquiums will include "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Not Fall Off the Earth" and "Repulsive Gravity: How the Sun's Anti-Forces Keep the Earth in Straight Line Motion".
    Do let me know if you can come.
    Zooming from the Boom,
    Professor Moe Ron Sue-Preme

  • @rhoo5706
    @rhoo5706 3 года назад +13

    Plot twist: its not a joke, he is a flat earth professor

    • @teefkay2
      @teefkay2 3 года назад +2

      Plot untwist, No he is not. The whole video is a Poe.

    • @leftpastsaturn67
      @leftpastsaturn67 3 года назад

      @@teefkay2 You missed the sarcasm in that comment as well as the point of this video. Dig that hole deeper why don't you.

    • @teefkay2
      @teefkay2 3 года назад

      @@leftpastsaturn67 so, your contention is that when some (unknown to me) commentor says “the answer is A”, I am supposed to somehow intuit the he really means “the answer is not-A”??
      Please explain how that is supposed to work.

    • @leftpastsaturn67
      @leftpastsaturn67 3 года назад

      @@teefkay2 Ask yourself how I managed to discern that his comment was sarcasm.
      Spoiler: because it's bloody obvious.

  • @bradleyjohnson2234
    @bradleyjohnson2234 3 года назад +31

    my flat earth society is not a joke! we are a serious group with members all around the globe!

    • @warmpereer65
      @warmpereer65 3 года назад

      Lmfao, around the globe, nice one flat earther

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад +4

      @@warmpereer65 congratulations, you understood the irony, but not that this was a joke in the first place

    • @ManjotSingh-sf2ri
      @ManjotSingh-sf2ri 3 года назад

      @@joda7697 is it an actually speech given by some dr. Ed iotte? Can u link the video if possible?

  • @EpicMathTime
    @EpicMathTime 3 года назад +83

    Earth is a 2-dimensional manifold, meaning it is locally homeomorphic to a flat 2d plane at all points. If it is locally homeomorphic to a flat plane at all points, then it is globally homeomorphic to a flat plane, so it cannot be a sphere. This has been Dr. Moore on the flat earth. Thank you.

    • @ChristAliveForevermore
      @ChristAliveForevermore 3 года назад

      That doesn't account for imperceptibly slight perturbations in the perceived curvature which becomes more exacerbated over larger reference scales, given the immensity of the Earth.
      Pure mathematics doesn't necessarily apply to reality 1:1 and, in fact, physics has to constantly account for Nature's imperfections, such as friction, drag, or electric resistance. Why should the geometry of our reality, regardless of scale, fit to our evolutionarily-directed primitive mathematical conceptions?

    • @OtiumAbscondita
      @OtiumAbscondita 3 года назад +5

      You can simply make a really small puncture on the surface of the earth (sphere, yes the earth is hollow ofc), and then it would really be homeomorphic to a plane (even if it looks like a sphere from far away)

    • @toniokettner4821
      @toniokettner4821 3 года назад

      yes, but the smallest atlas of earth has 2 maps, so i would be careful

    • @EpicMathTime
      @EpicMathTime 3 года назад +8

      yall ever heard of jokes

    • @deinauge7894
      @deinauge7894 3 года назад

      why do i hear tool rhythms reading this ^^ bam dadada bam tada bam bam tadadada bam....

  • @DoctaOsiris
    @DoctaOsiris 3 года назад +25

    Dammit, I just went on a tirade of how this guy is either lying or blah blah blah...
    Took me all of 5 seconds after I posted to actually click 🤣
    Ed Iotte! 🤣 Now it makes sense, I'm almost as slow as an actual Flerf, not quite though, almost had me there 🤣

  • @werthersoriginal
    @werthersoriginal 3 года назад +9

    Holy crap, you actually got the RUclips-approved Flat Earth disclaimer below your video. 🤣I'm so proud!

  • @smalin
    @smalin 3 года назад +7

    You make a good point.

    • @SergioBallestrero
      @SergioBallestrero 3 года назад +10

      He needs at least three good points to make a good flat plane.

    • @solarean
      @solarean 3 года назад

      lmao the classical visualization dude

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад

      @@SergioBallestrero good geometry joke, you genuinely made me chuckle

  • @maxwellsequation4887
    @maxwellsequation4887 3 года назад +23

    Also, I'm pretty sure earth and universe is an n-torus as papa flammy told me.

  • @nHans
    @nHans 3 года назад +139

    I'm a simple engineer. So when people tell me things about Earth's shape, I emulate Sherlock Holmes, who famously told off Dr. Watson thus: *_"You say that we go round the sun. If we went round the moon it would not make a pennyworth of difference to me or to my work."_*

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 3 года назад +6

      The earth does go round the moon, in a sense... the earth and moon orbit the point that is the barycenter of their mass. It just so happens that this point is located inside the earth.

    • @nHans
      @nHans 3 года назад +6

      ​@@brucetucker4847 That's not quite the same, is it? Earth 🌎 and the Moon 🌙 both orbit 💫 their common barycenter. The Moon actually goes around Earth, _but Earth does _*_not_*_ go around the Moon!_ 🤔
      BTW, you can invoke Einstein's 🤓 Relativity and claim that since motion is relative, from the Moon's frame of reference, Earth orbits the Moon. 💡
      Regardless, I don't think Sherlock Holmes' 🕵️‍♂️ reaction would be any different to this new piece of information. 🤣

    • @teefkay2
      @teefkay2 3 года назад

      @@nHans you do realize, I presume, that Sherlock is a FICTIONAL character, and in actuality had NO opinion on that or any matter, and that neither he, nor Sir Arthur were physicists or, more to the point, geodesists.
      Still, you’re a f’king engineer, fer crissakes. Start acting like one, stop equivocating, state the CORRECT opinion, be intolerant of the WRONG opinion, & stop embarrassing MY profession.

    • @nHans
      @nHans 3 года назад +7

      ​@@teefkay2 Whoa. Calm down. Take a chill pill. I don't know what your profession is, but somebody is definitely embarrassing themselves. Hint: It's not me.
      My friendly advice to you-not as an engineer, but as a concerned human being-is that you work on your anger issues, and avoid situations that can trigger them. Like RUclips comments. Clearly, the level of sophistry and humor in this thread is beyond what your sensitive ego can comprehend, let alone handle.
      Feel free to rejoin when you're feeling calmer.

    • @teefkay2
      @teefkay2 3 года назад

      @@nHans I’ve been a working mechanical engineer for about 50 years now. You are confusing “having something to say” with “being agitated”. There are several personality traits that emerge in career engineers. One is a very, very thick hide. Trust me, there is NOTHING that could possibly be written in the comments here that could generate the SLIGHTEST wiggle in my GIVE-A-SHIT-O-METER.
      I read your comment as “it isn’t important whether the earth is flat or spherical, because it doesn’t impact your world in any meaningful way.” If that’s an improper interpretation, I apologize. Over my career, I’ve helped “mature” about 3 generations of wet-behind-the-ears baby engineers, right out of college and knowing just enough to be dangerous to themselves & others, into pretty well-functioning real engineers. One of the first lessons is to distinguish fact from opinions.
      Real engineers don’t say, _”the 2+2 might be 4”_ or _”the world might be spherical.”_
      They say _”2+2 IS 4”_ and _”The world IS spherical”_ and “any other answer is stupid & (worse) wrong.”
      I was reading your comment as _”The world might be spherical”_ and further that “the question doesn’t matter because it doesn’t impact my (ie., your) life.” If I misread your meaning, I apologize & feel free to clarify your intent.
      Stupidity is rampant in this world, and, especially in this topic. Further, if the stupid person is receptive & polite, the proper response to stupidity is an occasional explanation. Whereas, if the stupid person lacks either receptivity or politeness, then the proper response is “pointing fingers & ridicule”.
      But intelligent / competent people can’t let stupidity stand un-ridiculed. You choose how much effort you’re willing to spend, but your civic duty requires at least a small contribution.

  • @jaylegoninjago5615
    @jaylegoninjago5615 3 года назад +24

    A flat earther not knowing this is a parody

  • @7654321220
    @7654321220 3 года назад +5

    The Earth is perfectly flat on the θΨ-plane. It's just the light not travelling straight enough.

  • @rantingsociopath9787
    @rantingsociopath9787 2 года назад +3

    These comments are hilarious.
    Comedy gold!

  • @dianau4944
    @dianau4944 3 года назад +11

    watching this is triggering PTSD from having to argue with flat earthers in the comments of michelson-morley experiment videos oh god they're going to interpret this video as being completely serious you don't know what you've done here

  • @prasadpawar7027
    @prasadpawar7027 3 года назад +23

    Let's all strive to become the next Ed

  • @morf5970
    @morf5970 3 года назад +39

    he had us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @stormixgaming8389
    @stormixgaming8389 3 года назад +25

    Congratulations Dr. Ed, my name is Dr. Af Ool and I must say this is ground breaking work, I too disagree with the trends we see in physics today, what's the point of peer review when your peers are peons who don't think for themselves? We truly have lost something special, critical thinking itself seems to be a relic of the past.

    • @alexisjuillard4816
      @alexisjuillard4816 2 года назад

      Seriously ?

    • @Anti-World_Theory
      @Anti-World_Theory Год назад +1

      Congradulations Dr. Ed. My name is Dr. Goofy Brain and this is braincell destroying work! I too completely and undeniably disagree with actual 16 year olds who actually passed middle achool science. What's the point of per review when your peers are actual einsteins who have more than -4 braincellss? We truly have lost something special. Braincells! Actual science seems to be a relic of the past. Keep up your brain smoothening work!

    • @dorol6375
      @dorol6375 Год назад +1

      Hello, I'm Dr. Dumas Bass, and I just wanted to say that what I have seen happen to my fellow flat earthers this past year is truly disgusting. People should be allowed to discuss their view on the scientific literature without being ridiculed!

    • @stormixgaming8389
      @stormixgaming8389 Год назад

      @@dorol6375 Certainly, tis a shame.

    • @Anti-World_Theory
      @Anti-World_Theory Год назад

      @@dorol6375 im not sure if your agreeing with me or disagreeing. Short point is, the earth is definetely not flat and it doesnt take a astronomer to know that. I mean people saying that the earth is flat "As a opinion" is like saying that dog poo is better than pizza. Its just not correct whatsoever and thinking it is just a demostation of ones lack of braincells.

  • @keeganturbitt1101
    @keeganturbitt1101 3 года назад +8

    "Things are always gonna be a little off, and that's ok., and you should just stop questioning it"
    -Physicist

  • @PMo-lk4jb
    @PMo-lk4jb 3 года назад +32

    "Gravity holds you back" i have feelings of yoga teacher - new age woman here

    • @zbyszkokopec1502
      @zbyszkokopec1502 Год назад +1

      The Earth is flat with Firmament. Space is FAKE. Rockets in a vacuum don't work.

  • @cheezmuffintv1755
    @cheezmuffintv1755 3 года назад +10

    Maybe the real Ed Iottes were the friends we made along the way

  • @thatfatguy7591
    @thatfatguy7591 3 года назад +4

    I'm a physicist as well, Dr. Hugh Dumas, and i agree.

    • @Heulerado
      @Heulerado 3 года назад +2

      Same here. I, Dr. Stu Pedideot, endorse this message.

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад

      I fucking love the people in the comments coming up with more name puns and synonyms for "idiot".

  • @prahalord
    @prahalord 3 года назад +5

    A moment of silence for the people who didn't get the humor

  • @soulburner
    @soulburner Год назад +2

    These comments are actually hysterical. Fantastic video, I think I've finally come to terms with the truth of the flat earth and am going to start preaching to my friends and family so they can open their eyes like you have mine.

  • @KirbyTheKirb
    @KirbyTheKirb 3 года назад +79

    I wonder how many actual flat earthers will watch this in hopes to validate their beliefs.

    • @garyrandomvids2098
      @garyrandomvids2098 3 года назад +12

      I didn’t know flat earthers exists until one friend told me in my first year university lol. It was hard to believe that people can actually be this ignorant

    • @CreationAreUs
      @CreationAreUs 3 года назад +8

      @@garyrandomvids2098 easy to believe we're spinning 1000 miles per hour and orbiting the sun at 66,600mph though

    • @CreationAreUs
      @CreationAreUs 2 года назад +4

      @@UncommonSense-wm5fd it's called theatre

    • @nathanh8508
      @nathanh8508 2 года назад

      @@UncommonSense-wm5fd Why people believe that a mathematical equation is proof of reality is completely beyond me. Mathematics no matter how perfect is not and never can be EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE OF REALITY. If you don’t understand that then you are a stupid Fucktard!!

    • @jbbloodclot
      @jbbloodclot Год назад

      Im glad you keep mentioning flat earth .....So those who are fed up with monkey business can find the real truth....I salute you for leading the monkeys to the truth

  • @bonjololozano7427
    @bonjololozano7427 3 года назад +37

    I'm waiting for flat earthers to click on this video thinking a physicist is on their side.

    • @80acresandamule
      @80acresandamule 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like a College Professor got to him and had him labotimized LOL

    • @davefear11
      @davefear11 3 года назад +5

      Nathan Oakley has been in some threads already.😂😂

  • @zachchairez4568
    @zachchairez4568 3 года назад +127

    You’re the only person on the internet that can make a video like this and not have everyone immediately hit the dislike button. The power you hold, young man.

    • @flatearth9140
      @flatearth9140 Год назад

      100% PROOF !! ruclips.net/video/si5P3W-DzfU/видео.html

  • @premabaul7570
    @premabaul7570 Год назад +2

    I'm 30 secs in...it's enough.. are you preparing yourself for telling a joke...don't.

  • @donahchidgey3504
    @donahchidgey3504 Год назад +3

    A skit is a short performance in which the actors make fun of people, events, and types of literature by imitating them.

  • @larsonseq9269
    @larsonseq9269 3 года назад +19

    I want to be the biggest Ed Iotte (physicist) in the world!!

  • @samilamby
    @samilamby 3 года назад +8

    Lmaooo the most compelling arguments for flat earth yet! I think I'll have to adopt this "says you" approach. Maybe then I can be an Ed Iotte too!!

  • @koled224
    @koled224 Год назад +3

    Maybe the greatest video ever uploaded

  • @euclid9492
    @euclid9492 3 года назад +5

    I for one am proud to call myself this planes biggest Ed Iotte supporter. Gravity’s just a theory sheeple, grow up! I have a couple more words for any skeptics/plane haters out there. Buoyancy goes up, density goes down, batta bing batta boom, water always finds it’s level. Electromagnetism = magic. These are the 4 axioms of all science. Axioms means they don’t come from nowhere sept the big man upstairs, don’t @ me.

  • @dragoncannon
    @dragoncannon 3 года назад +6

    Oh my god he had to change the title to clarify that it's a skit... 😂😂😂😂

  • @juliansommer4347
    @juliansommer4347 3 года назад +5

    I wonder how many Flat Earthers would take this video actually seriously

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад +3

      Probably too damn many.

    • @leftpastsaturn67
      @leftpastsaturn67 3 года назад +1

      @Hell N Degenerates "their isa..."
      Yep, flat earth sure attracts the finest minds huh.

  • @brahimilyes681
    @brahimilyes681 3 года назад +6

    "Says you" 😂😂😂💀

  • @belathor1578
    @belathor1578 3 года назад +10

    Physicist be like: assume the earth is a circular disk

  • @Spencer18861
    @Spencer18861 2 года назад +2

    It's been ages since I first saw this video and went through the comments. I was at a loss when I saw the sheer number of people who completely missed the joke despite the word "skit" being right there in the title. Now, somehow, it's even worse, filled with a sea of flat earthers who are not only missing the joke but trying to push their foolish science-denying narratives as well.

  • @entangledmindcells9359
    @entangledmindcells9359 2 года назад +2

    every now an then I come back to this for a good laugh and scroll through the comments.. FE's are.. well.. just read them and see.

  • @Barackobarrels
    @Barackobarrels 3 года назад +6

    "Discounting Flat-Earth physics because a couple of its predictions don't agree with the experiment, I find that to be very globular normative and disgusting, if I'm being honest"
    if this wasn't a shitpost, I'd consider this high brow humor

  • @gingragringa6637
    @gingragringa6637 3 года назад +6

    LMAO "globulonormative"
    Y'all I really don't want that to become an actual thing

  • @singularity844
    @singularity844 3 года назад +4

    Sir I commend you for speaking the truth. Sincerely, Ralph E. Tard

  • @dylandavies2635
    @dylandavies2635 3 года назад +2

    Bro I feel like 'globulonormative' is not being appreciated enough in the comment section lmao

  • @teefkay2
    @teefkay2 3 года назад +2

    Well, I’ve got to admit that Ed Iotte got me good. I took him seriously. In a meager pathetic attempt at a justification, there ARE technically trained individuals (Bob Knodel,alleged engineer & pilot, & Brian Mullins, engineer) who ARE sincere Flat Earther’s, and their pathetic arguments are exactly as piss poor as the ones presented here, in fact some of there arguments (eg., “no such thing as gravity”) are exactly the same.
    Just out of curiosity, for all those who posted below, “you flat-head moron” in response to my post, I wonder how many, if any, could post the exact reason why the earth can not possibly be flat. I’m not looking for additional proofs that it’s a sphere, there are plenty of those, but there is only one reason (that I’m aware of) that it MUST BE a sphere.
    Dr. Iotte, step right up...
    What can I say, I’m an old guy (69). I’ve never even heard of a “meme video”. I’ve heard of “Poe’s” which are apparently closely related. So, you got the old guy, Andrew, you rotten little f*ck. ( & I mean that with all due respect.)
    It turns out that there are a bunch of anti-vaxx videos making the rounds, some produced by doctors that are just as clueless as this one (although much harder to prove, because medicine is much more art than science & the data is more subtle & ambiguous.
    Lesson: an advanced degree does NOT inoculate one against either stupid or crazy.
    Ps. Andrew, my apologies for busting your effort, here, in my comments.
    Serves ya right, ya rat bastard.

    • @mathgeek008
      @mathgeek008 3 года назад +1

      I'm surprised you went 69 years without seeing something satirical like this, like a satire article or something. It's the greatest art form

    • @teefkay2
      @teefkay2 3 года назад +1

      @@mathgeek008 I’m getting more than a bit tired of you young pudknockers getting on my case because I didn’t recognize this as “satire”. I’ve seen plenty of satire in my time. Satire (traditionally) “shares the joke with the audience. SNL & Steven Colbert (& the book Catch-22) are fine examples of satire. They all let the audience in on the joke.
      He claims to be a “professor of physics at a major US University. That is simply a lie, but one has to dig around to figure it out.
      According to NMSU information, Andrew Dotson appears to be a grad student in particle physics.
      He claims that a plausible explanation for “gravity” is a “flat earth accelerating upwards at 9.8 m/sec^2.
      This is false.
      Anyone with a high school level of understanding of physics understands that he is full of crap.
      But that’s irrelevant. Anyone with a high school level understanding of physics ALREADY KNOWS that “flat earth” is full of crap. It is the people who do NOT have a high school level understanding of physics who are the “at-risk suckers” for flat earth stupidity. And those people are NOT able to discern the “clues” that tell a knowledgeable person that Andrew here is “meming” (aka “lying”).
      Check out this buffoon’s video. ruclips.net/video/w_Z5yCtet8I/видео.html
      The problem is that the incompetent buffoon (Brian Mullins) in that video is completely serious about his crap. He truly believes that the earth is flat. And a BOATLOAD of credulous idiots have watched his stupidity & been convinced by it. His crap is constantly cited in FLERFer videos & comments.
      I invite you to point out the clues that would allow a nontechnical person to distinguish Mullins’ incompetence from Andrew’s “satire”.
      Even the single frame capture that i# the icon for Andrew’s video shows him at a desk with a large graphic over his shoulder proclaiming “Flat Earth Physicist”. This is, by your & Andrew’s own admissions, a lie. He is NOT a Flat Earth Physicist.
      You call it “satire”. I call it “lying thru his teeth”.
      I’ve been a working engineer since 1974. I’ve always followed the rules, speak the truth, speak plainly, it’s MY job (especially when explaining something to non-technical people) to make my beliefs & conclusions as clear as possible.
      This “meme videos” has Andrew lying with virtually EVERY sentence, and shifts the burden of figuring out what his real beliefs are to the listener. “My statements are so outrageous that YOU should have figured out that I was not serious in any statement”.
      Do you know who famously tried to use 5hat as a defense in a court rooom recently?
      Sydney Powell, one of Trump’s crazy lawyers, for going in front of TV cameras & into court rooms & claiming that “massive voter fraud was rampant in the 2020 election, by rigged voting machines. She asserted that “she had ‘solid evidence’ to prove it.” Of course, when it came time to reveal her evidence, she had NOTHING.
      When the Voting machine company sued her & Giuliani for defamation, her defense was, “my claims were so outrageous that anyone with 10 working brain cells should have known that I wasn’t serious.” Unfortunately, about 30 million Americans did NOT get the joke & a bunch of them stormed the US Capitol building on Jan 6th of this year & tried to overthrow democracy in the US as a result.
      Some “joke”.
      I do NOT put Andrew in the same class of “mendacious, despicable liar” as I put Trump, Powell & Giuliani. But only by reason of the number & seriousness of the lies. Trump & his buffoons lied many 10ps of times (they’re still lying).
      That’s too harsh. I call it, “a kid, pulling a prank, without thinking about ‘unintended consequences’.”
      What I would hope from Andrew is the following. Apparently he is waiting for some FLERFer to notice & cite his video, so that he can enjoy the experience of revealing, “hey moron, none of that was serious.” I would not begrudge him this moment. After all, he had to put in some serious effort to produce this video in the first place. The gag reel, with him breaking down in laughter would be priceless.
      But after you’ve achieved this goal, I would hope you’d post a “reveal” video, explaining the truthful the credulous.

    • @mathgeek008
      @mathgeek008 3 года назад

      @@teefkay2 I think there were ample clues in the video to suggest that it was a joke and not to be taken serious. The name he gives himself (which is different than the youtube channel name) is very clearly meant to sound like "idiot". The "University College Collegiate" is also a very clearly fake, made up name. These are 2 details among several other things.
      Also, not all satire has to explicitly inform the audience of the joke. There's a news website online called The Onion that I think you should check out, it's a fine example of exactly what I'm talking about.
      What I got out of this video is that he's mocking people like the one in the video you sent. I think that "lying" implies dishonest or malicious intent and that was clearly not the purpose of this video.

    • @leftpastsaturn67
      @leftpastsaturn67 3 года назад +1

      @@teefkay2 69 years old, and incapable of being humble. Well done.

    • @MikeShi291
      @MikeShi291 3 года назад +2

      Dude, ur digging urself a deeper hole. Just stop, give up, admit u screwed up and move on. We all make mistakes, some more public than others.

  • @6ix_4our
    @6ix_4our 2 года назад +8

    This is BRILLIANT! Thanks for doing this and im going to share it to a flat earther mockery page.

    • @albertafarmer8638
      @albertafarmer8638 2 года назад +1

      Please show us a well illustrated model of the globe with real bent water, rocks, sand, upside down buildings, cars et cetera. Greetings from Canada

    • @jbbloodclot
      @jbbloodclot Год назад

      and tell us all about your boosters

  • @lumpygasinavacuum8449
    @lumpygasinavacuum8449 Год назад +3

    Earth is flat

  • @williamlazaris378
    @williamlazaris378 3 года назад +8

    "If you truly believe in gravity, you will never know the wonders of flying" - Sun Tzu

  • @LynseyT
    @LynseyT Год назад +2

    There’s at least one flat earther on TikTok that has this un-ironically posted to their page. 🥴

  • @joaosribeiro
    @joaosribeiro Год назад +2

    Earth is flat cos water cant turn. Thats basic knowledge.

  • @pleaseenteraname1103
    @pleaseenteraname1103 Год назад +3

    I actually was quick faded by this and thought it was serious at first, silly me 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @DarkVVitcher
    @DarkVVitcher 3 года назад +24

    You had me for a moment not gonna lie.

  • @francescog3959
    @francescog3959 3 года назад +9

    Him: physicists are smart
    Physicists: π=3

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад +3

      pi = e = 3 = 1
      This comment was made by Fermi estimation gang.

    • @שלובושי
      @שלובושי 3 года назад

      I must object, pi is 3.14, every engineer will tell you that

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад

      @@שלובושי that's a funny way to spell 22/7

    • @שלובושי
      @שלובושי 3 года назад

      @@joda7697 I am not gonna do math here, just want pi

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад

      @@שלובושי then bake one

  • @-acoustickings-3125
    @-acoustickings-3125 Год назад +2

    You're very intelligent Ed, and able to see the occult truth of the world. The servants of Satan always conspired to hide from the people the truth about Humanity, the World and God. Today, they brainwashed the public so deeply, that anyone that speaks the truth gets automatically ridicularized and disbeliefed. This lie did not started today. They brainwashed generation, after generation, after generation. The slaves of the Elite are not allowed to know the truth. They want dumb donkies to pull their charriots. Congratulations for the courage of showing that you are a scientist and a flat earther. 👍

    • @RidgewayMountainhauser
      @RidgewayMountainhauser Год назад

      this is a video mocking deluded flattards.
      you are apparently also a religitard, making you especially divorced from reality.

  • @StevesDataStore
    @StevesDataStore Год назад +2

    Very well done, exposes the total misrationale and insanity of the pancake people.

  • @zogar8526
    @zogar8526 2 года назад +3

    I wonder how many flat earthers used this thinking it was real evidence for them, never getting the joke. I guarantee a bunch fell for it, no way they were smart enough to see thought it.

  • @geaxda
    @geaxda 3 года назад +6

    I liked the way you defend this topic seriously... And I was waiting an extreme laugh at the end.

  • @shayangfkk7948
    @shayangfkk7948 3 года назад +17

    You got me , but it was funny .
    Like biologist and creationist

  • @sousay2000
    @sousay2000 Год назад +2

    This must be a skit right? This guy is calling himself dr.

  • @siddhantkumar6340
    @siddhantkumar6340 3 года назад +2

    My greetings to Dr. Ed Iotte, I am a fellow thinker and flat earther, my peers know me as Saience De Nier

  • @muralidharang1015
    @muralidharang1015 3 года назад +6

    Kudos to you, man. Your scientific reasoning sounded so legit that RUclips decided to put in the Wiki on flat Earth for the unsuspecting passer-by who completed circumvented the sarcasm lmao.

  • @sisyphus645
    @sisyphus645 3 года назад +36

    My dad's friend is a Physics professor. And a flat earther. I'm not even kidding. He made his own model to explain how seasons, eclipses, etc work. Needless to say, it's all bullshit. Thankfully, he keeps his bullshit out the class.

    • @kehana2908
      @kehana2908 2 года назад

      @@UncommonSense-wm5fd thats insulting theological institutions

    • @kehana2908
      @kehana2908 2 года назад

      @@UncommonSense-wm5fd uhhh... maybe in stem i guess.

    • @jbbloodclot
      @jbbloodclot Год назад

      how many booster jabs you had

  • @verxon6559
    @verxon6559 3 года назад +3

    Some flat earthers gonna use this as evidence

  • @charlz3238
    @charlz3238 3 года назад +2

    1:36 equivalence principle on steroids

  • @rkean78
    @rkean78 Год назад +1

    -ve acceleration of 9.8ms^2 is deceleration 9.8ms^2 which has limit zero. Just saying. Funny stuff though 🤣 Oh yeah and things are being pushed down ( ref falling slinky) not pulled like gravity states. Back to front and rather silly.

  • @jennacummins9058
    @jennacummins9058 3 года назад +4

    Boutta see this video pop up in multiple flat earth threads as a "credible source"

  • @andreacosta2238
    @andreacosta2238 3 года назад +5

    Cant wait for the flat earthers starting to pop up in the comments section saying that you’re a genius and believe everything you just said.

    • @jbbloodclot
      @jbbloodclot Год назад

      Im glad you keep mentioning flat earth .....So those who are fed up with monkey business can find the real truth....I salute you for leading the monkeys to the truth

  • @sionae1967
    @sionae1967 3 года назад +6

    He's a fricking meme lord

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 года назад

      as if we didn't know that before

  • @ugenegareth9339
    @ugenegareth9339 Месяц назад +1

    I answered and said, "If I have found favor in thy sight, O Lord, show this also to thy servant: whether after death, as soon as every one of us yields up his soul, we shall be kept in rest until those times come when thou wilt renew the creation, or whether we shall be tormented at once?" 76 He answered me and said, "I will show you that also, but do not be associated with those who have shown scorn, nor number yourself among those who are tormented. 77 For you have a treasure of works laid up with the Most High; but it will not be shown to you until the last times.
    78 Now, concerning death, the teaching is: When the decisive decree has gone forth from the Most High that a man shall die, as the spirit leaves the body to return again to him who gave it, first of all it adores the glory of the Most High. 79 And if it is one of those who have shown scorn and have not kept the way of the Most High, and who have despised his law, and who have hated those who fear the Most High -- 80 such spirits shall not enter into habitations, but shall immediately wander about in torments, ever grieving and sad, in seven ways.
    81 The first way, because they have scorned the law of the Most High. 82 The second way, because they cannot now make a good repentance that they may live. 83 The third way, they shall see the reward laid up for those who have trusted the covenants of the Most High. 84 The fourth way, they shall consider the torment laid up for themselves in the last days. 85 The fifth way, they shall see how the habitations of the others are guarded by angels in profound quiet. 86 The sixth way, they shall see how some of them will pass over into torments. 87 The seventh way, which is worse than all the ways that have been mentioned, because they shall utterly waste away in confusion and be consumed with shame, and shall wither with fear at seeing the glory of the Most High before whom they sinned while they were alive, and before whom they are to be judged in the last times.
    88 "Now this is the order of those who have kept the ways of the Most High, when they shall be separated from their mortal body. 89 During the time that they lived in it, they laboriously served the Most High, and withstood danger every hour, that they might keep the law of the Lawgiver perfectly. 90 Therefore this is the teaching concerning them: 91 First of all, they shall see with great joy the glory of him who receives them, for they shall have rest in seven orders.
    92 The first order, because they have striven with great effort to overcome the evil thought which was formed with them, that it might not lead them astray from life into death. 93 The second order, because they see the perplexity in which the souls of the unrighteous wander, and the punishment that awaits them. 94 The third order, they see the witness which he who formed them bears concerning them, that while they were alive they kept the law which was given them in trust. 95 The fourth order, they understand the rest which they now enjoy, being gathered into their chambers and guarded by angels in profound quiet, and the glory which awaits them in the last days. 96 The fifth order, they rejoice that they have now escaped what is corruptible, and shall inherit what is to come;
    and besides they see the straits and toil from which they have been delivered, and the spacious liberty which they are to receive and enjoy in immortality. 97 The sixth order, when it is shown to them how their face is to shine like the sun, and how they are to be made like the light of the stars, being incorruptible from then on. 98 The seventh order, which is greater than all that have been mentioned, because they shall rejoice with boldness, and shall be confident without confusion, and shall be glad without fear, for they hasten to behold the face of him whom they served in life and from whom they are to receive their reward when glorified.
    99 This is the order of the souls of the righteous, as henceforth is announced; and the aforesaid are the ways of torment which those who would not give heed shall suffer hereafter." 100 I answered and said, "Will time therefore be given to the souls, after they have been separated from the bodies, to see what you have described to me?" 101 He said to me, "They shall have freedom for seven days, so that during these seven days they may see the things of which you have been told, and afterwards they shall be gathered in their habitations."
    102 I answered and said, "If I have found favor in thy sight, show further to me, thy servant, whether on the day of judgment the righteous will be able to intercede for the unrighteous or to entreat the Most High for them, 103 fathers for sons or sons for parents, brothers for brothers, relatives for their kinsmen, or friends for those who are most dear." 104 He answered me and said, "Since you have found favor in my sight, I will show you this also. The day of judgment is decisive and displays to all the seal of truth. Just as now a father does not send his son, or a son his father, or a master his servant, or a friend his dearest friend, to be ill or sleep or eat or be healed in his stead, 105 so no one shall ever pray for another on that day, neither shall any one lay a burden on another; for then every one shall bear his own righteousness and unrighteousness." .....2 Esdras 7:75
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  • @ianprado1488
    @ianprado1488 3 года назад +1

    Do you personally know an engineer that uses F=-GMm/r^2 instead of F=-mg?
    Flat Earth Confirmed

  • @eeveelucy123
    @eeveelucy123 3 года назад +5

    For some reason I read the title as "I am a physicst and a father"

  • @ohhellno8759
    @ohhellno8759 3 года назад +3

    Dang , really? I'm an astronaut and a flat earther!

  • @SwagmanDude
    @SwagmanDude Год назад +3

    Hey Andrew, You wouldn't happen to know where that one dude's "awesome" comment went? He seems to have deleted it, which is really sad because I come back to this video to read it every once in a while just to see that I'm not the biggest Ed Iotte, seeing it not be there this time made me a little sad.

  • @tawhv
    @tawhv Год назад +1

    Do you know that the gravitational acceleration g = 9.81 m/s² is only the average?
    At the poles the value is 9.863 m/s² and at the equator 9.798 m/s². If we take into account the centrifugal force (0.034 m/s²), this results in 9.764 m/s² at the equator.
    This may seem like a small difference, but it adds up. This means that after one minute, the polar region would be 178.2 m ahead of the equator. After one hour it would be 641.520 km and after one day it would be 369,515.520 km.
    The earth would simply be torn apart by the differential acceleration. This means that the earth cannot be flat and uniformly accelerated.
    A real and good physicist should know.

  • @chresones4851
    @chresones4851 Год назад +1

    It would be very nice to see some of YOUR FE content!
    For e.g. breaking down the aforementioned Netton's Law inconsistencies AT THE SAME TIME debunking such official science/media arguments as _weight varying with latitude_

  • @YourLocalCafe
    @YourLocalCafe 3 года назад +5

    I know this is a joke, but whenever i come across a flat earther online, i dont ask them how are you. I ask them *why are you*

  • @khethon.942
    @khethon.942 3 года назад +4

    "but with education, you shouldn't just be force-feeding your students with answers all the time..." That is so good, bruh!

  • @rodrigosilveira413
    @rodrigosilveira413 3 года назад +4

    For a few seconds in the beginning I was actually baffled hahahah

  • @didovici86
    @didovici86 Год назад +1

    Wow... God bless you. The Bible explain the flat earth too. Main one I can share is Ezekiel 1:22-26. Jesus loves you.