*#1 way of surviving the zombie apocalypse (or any apocalypse) in 5 simple steps:* 1. Get a CD player. 2. Get a Justin Bieber CD. 3. Insert the Justin Bieber CD in the CD player. 4. Turn it up to 11. 5. Nobody would ever bother you, not even zombies (Note: apart from 12-year old females and confused males, zombie or not.)
DrakathHelsinkin Put the boombox in a building beyond a pit of spikes. The zombies head for the human voice and fall into the pit and skewer themselves on the spikes. Take them out as a group.
In the zombie apocalypse, you should just go to Sams Club because there is years supply worth food, the walls are concrete and zombies can't get in without a membership.
yeah but the glue needs time to dry and stick to the zombies head....so even then you're looking at a few minutes of waiting before you can actually have fun but eh.
Bucket+ glue+ thermite+ lighter (fuse or electronic) (+ rope + duct tape: if you are on a higher and secure location) Same first step 2.throw thermite in the glue 3. put bucket on zombie head 4.light 5.laugh as the zed's head is crackling in the death bucket.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't a full month, I'm pretty sure it was like a week or something because the L4D Story takes place 2 weeks after the first infection.
Actually, he continued working at his job because people kept getting this weird 'flu'. As soon as he spotted his first zombie in the bathroom, he bailed.
+bukanbangkit man, valve has created things like half life series tf2 l4d and counter strike that are so so popular, and dont say ea is awesome, ea basically buys other companys to make a crappy sequel or a crappy game
Gaming guide to the apocolypse: *Step one:* Juggernaut your way through the zombies like a pro *Step two:* Find a Mascot (Preferably a cute kid with a hat) *Step three:* Find a group in which you get along with 2/5 members and one or more love interests that you will get shipped with even after death. *Step four:* Meet wacky people who want to kill you but only kill your team instead *Step five:* Repeat Until dead.
You can add RE6 to the "escape by air" list with 1, 3, and 5. On a side note, I'm pretty sure some kind of aircraft picked Leon and Ashley up or they made it to land and drove away to be picked up by an jet. No way can you jet ski from Spain to the USA. But your right, they did escape by water initially.
Or just fly, find the dragonballs, and make a wish. If dragonballs are stones for an eternity, the relocation would be essential. Maybe Namek, or the Kai's World. Don't forget to destroy Earth if Namek Dragonballs won't work. Last thing you want is another race enjoying what was a better planet that still has resources. Saiyans have it easy in case of Zombie Apocalypse.
+Antonio Bibbo If we're talking literal monsters. Yes. But in which case do you think you would have a bigger chance in surviving. A flesh eating zombie with no rational thought that can easily be distracted or avoided and is also (Assuming) very slow. Or. Your average human being if you like with all rational thought and easy mobility with every intention of killing you?
LNG Varck also depends on weather on how fast it rots because in some places it could be 3 days and others more than a month an magic zombies are held together by magic so rotting doesn't do much
Thrackerzod FromDimensionOneB Yeah that is true in cold places it would take longer but exposed tissues can get so cold it drops off so it would have to be cold but not too cold. And magic well that will never happen.
Exactly! Last I checked, zombies can't bite through metal. However, plate armor and Mail are both quite heavy, and would be difficult to sleep in. Animal bone or very thick leather would be better options. Wood is also plausible if you find the right kind, but would decay in rain. But if Skyrim taught me anything, becoming a werewolf is the way to go, with 100% disease resistance. Also, how did the zombie apocalypse happen? Did someone let the Lich King loose?
Taylor Davis well you could always sleep in a reinforced shelter, and I'm sure that it must have been because of some moron at a company who let a virus loose.
while plate isnt much heavier than the padding modern American football players wear, its uncomfortable, unbearablly hot on warm days, frigid in cold weather, and can char and burn the wearer not to mention that it severely limits your range of motion and movement speed. the moment you got surrounded by a big horde you'd be nothing more than a canned zombie meal ready to be eaten
***** the zombies actually could eventually rip the armored suit off you much the same way they would attempt to destroy a barracade between you and them and would eventually pull it off you since the rivets and leather straps that hold it on would eventually break and tear, meaning you'll get bludgoned to death well before you starve and zombie hordes tend to form and merge on the regular in a zombie apocalypse. also if you say they just get warm and wont burn through the gambeson, youve never worn a set on a 90+ degree day or on a day that was well below zero. and bio-hazard suits are fragile compared to your standard gambeson, and the ones that would properly protect from airborne diseases (which doesnt help with zombie virus since thats via body fluid contact, not airborne) tend to rip over time when say, a metal suit is worn over it making the suit worthless as a protectant against airborne disease. plus, if you choose a suit that uses a gas mask, then you need spare filters for the mask as they would eventually degrade, taking up prescious room in your pack. with suits that use tanked air, well you'd eventually run out of air tanks, which would also take up a fair bit of carry weight. the best bet is to wear tight leather or, if you absolutely must wear metal, light scale mail. modern kevlar or a diver's shark suit would also work wonders at protecting against zombie bites. airborne disease shouldnt be a big problem with a good chunk of the population gone to spread them.
0. FOOD / WATER CAN BE YOUR ENEMY! bodies decomposing in water leads to bad parasites and stuff. 1. Learn to make various things out of garbage 2. get plenty of food 3. plan wayyy ahead of time, with your friends 4. anyone gets bit / slashed / etc by the zombie, they're now dead to you, or they live in "the cage" for a while - something my friends and I thought of 5. THE CAGE - for when your friends have been bitten 6. know how to kill things with anything 7. have some people who are willing to die for you in your group 8. have watchmen 9. everything in groups 10. sleep in shifts, like 50/50 split, some go midnight to noon, others noon to midnight 11. Have a great set up for escaping 12. all windows are borded up 13. have traps 14. if you're tired, be careful! 15. you may have the option to try and figure out cures for zombie-ism, just don't 16. if you live in the inner cities it means you're at first going to have many zombies plan on it 17. if you're in the country you'll probably have more zombies later, plan for it. 18. live high up, like have a ladder leading to an area that can only be accessed from that ladder, but has a safe way to jump down, this way you can drop the ladder. 19. in your ladder base have several back-up ladders 20. WOOO that's 20! BTW I put 0 in there, because I thought of it later, and that's a very important one...
+Dr Ukato Guns also take physical strength just not as much. But they take knowledge and ammo eg. how to reload it and the recoil. They also make noise. You're right in that your best bet is to avoid all fighting and just stealth it. Or make alliances with strong and trust-worthy people.
Trust me. You have a much bigger chance of running away from a horde of zombies or shooting them with a gun than you have of taking on said horde with melee only. A gun can if aimed properly kill with one shot. With any given melee weapon you need two or three strikes the zombies won't give you.
but you would need radiated seeds and plenty of them to hold off zombies and you need plenty of food and water and friends. Edit:Oh wait,obvious plant vs zombies joke.
What if we built nuclear fallout shelters like in the Fallout series, and just launch nukes at ourselves? Wouldn't we destroy the whole zombie problem?
Also don't forget the TANKS. TANKS. THANK YOU LEFT 4 DEAD FOR PREPARING US FOR THAT. So if you see a guy crazy with steroids and he gets bitten, RUN. JUST RUN.
Step 1: Get cursed and turn you into a undead step 2: Since you're a undead, you can't die normally or become zombie step 3: Drink holy water if you feel bored
According to MatPat, the chance of an apocalypse, (not necessarily a zombie apocalypse) is dangerously close. Toxo Plasmosa Ghandi (To-xo Plas-mo-sa Gandee) Humans infected by it have minor brain damage and Skitsefrenia (skit-sa-fren-ee-a) which causes minor hallucinations. Find out more, and watch some watermelons get smashed, and see MatPat go slightly insane with melee weaponary (in my opinion) on "Game Theory: Walking Dead, Killing Zombies". I'M NOT ADVERTISING "THE GAME THEORISTS" RUclips CHANNEL.
...Excuse me, but are you talking about schizophrenia? I'd suggest you actually look up what you're talking about and not advertise their channel on this.
1.I don't know how to spell those words. I think you shouldn't care. :) 2.I like Game Theory. I flipping love it. It's funny. Shut up. 3. I like outsidexbox. I flipping love it. It's funny. Shut up. 5. You just realized I skipped 4. 6. At least I'm not one of THOSE GUYS who goes, "Hey look at my channel. I have potential. Subscribe. Bye." 7. I'm not DuckerQuackOfficial. Don't watch him. Seriously. Don't. The End.
That channel is just... so unreliable. It's upsetting really. Especially the Pyro gender debate. It's as if he got his "facts" and "statistics" from some forum for Junior High and High-School students.
yea, it would be fairly crappy if you've survived entire zombie hordes, and then get killed by your own dogdy homemade rocket launcher with flamethrower capabilities. if you do have to modify weapons for any reason, never, ever, add explosives.
There's one thing that should be mentioned and that is always have a back-up weapon. The last thing you want is to be out fighting a horde of zombies and your only weapon breaks.
Only use guns if you have to. Guns are loud and will attract more zombies. Also stay away from cars if you aren't going to loot or use them as you might set of an alarm. Second, stockpile things like medical supplies and weapons. Without those, you aren't surviving. Make sure you also stock up on ammo, food, water, and basic beding. You won't always be in a place where there's a bed. Next, learn how to identify what food you can and can't eat and what water you can and can't drink. Both of those are really important. Lastly, if someone has been bitten, it's already too late. Do what you must to prevent them from being around people when they turn or, if you're fast enough, amputate the bitten part. This may stop the infection.
There are a few flaws in the boat plan. Zombies don't need air do they can just walk on the bottom of any river or lake, then float up to you. Better would be an aerial transport. Zombies can't fly. If it can take off fast enough and get high enough, the Zombies can't reach you. Also, according to many different video games, firearms are affective against zombies. But if Melee weapons were the only way, learning how to correctly use a throwing knife is a very good idea, because the zombies can't reach you, but you can still hit them with a sharp blade.
Corpses get waterlogged, floating or not they wouldn't be able to do much. I think once there was a cracked.com article about zombies and how little harm would happen. Water; waterlogged Heat; rots faster (Limbs falling off) Cold; Freezes, can't move etc etc
Really? Zombies can both and AND float... Didn't know that (Also, throwing knifes usually work only once, so unless you start carrying like 30 on them, you can't really do anything against a horde or something)
Okay, zombie apocalypse makes no sense, sorry to break your hearts. Scenario 1: mutation causes it - forgetting that such a thing is REALLY unlikely, that would mean one person has it, so... not a big problem, you just need one person who is good at attaching stones to sticks, and they can take out 100 zombies. S2: all corpses are turned into zombies - easy to adapt to, just destroy all newly dead people, also, humans are successful because we are intelligent, so wild animals... also, corpses rot. extra reasons: if most people in zombie video games can take on hundreds of wombies at once, then not a big problem, also, if you go to extreme hot or cold, the zombies will die, also, lack of pain may sound like a good thing, but it is not, the zombies would acquire injuries constantly, until maybe a month later, they are dead/crippled. Final point; for zombies, their only source of food is also their only way to reproduce... conclusion - zombie infection over within a month, estimated casualties 1-207
I think it would depend where it started, how quickly it spread, and how quickly people realized what it was. Same as pretty much any other epidemic. If it started in a major city like NY, spread quickly and people didn't realize what it was very quickly Admittedly, with as popular as the Zombie Apocalypse has become in entertainment the likelihood of people not realizing what it was very quickly is pretty slim.
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Really? There is a parasite fungi that takes over ants called cordyceps. If an organisation had the mind to adapt this to humans, we would be pretty fucked. The cordyceps grows inside the ant and gradually takes over its body and brain. They then climb to the highest point they can get to and explode, spreading spores for miles around. Large cities and towns would be infected within minutes. Humans populate together, we live together, we interact together. It would be like wildfire. Society would fall apart. Smarter heads will panic, everybody will hoard supplies, lesser men and women will take this opportunity to advance themselves through theft and chaos. Not all humans are as intelligent as your post dictates. Not all as brave. Lesser countries may survive, but people will also be running from the infected zone and spreading it further and further. Several diseases like this could easily be turned into biological weapons. Not such a far out theory as you say m8
ThePeaceweapon Yes, I'm played the Last of Us too. It was a scary idea, and unfortunately, more than likely there are some idiots that will try to make that idea reality.
ThePeaceweapon sorry mate but it won't happen. Firstly it grows on ants and not on any other animals we know. Especially not humans as we have been in the infection radius. Secondly if it did transfer to humans and if we saw somebody with a stalk growing out of their head they would be rushed top the nearest hospital.They might explode killing everyone inside but then the infected would be killed and decomposed to stop it from spreading. If it did start spreading some scientists would just work on a cure in an airtight laboratory until they made a cure and then distribute it.
My plan : find a bow or a crossbow, stay away from cities, find a group,join it and wait for the extraction. Bows and crossbows are good sd weapons and their bolts are reusable,like Daryl from TWD,and also for close combat. Another problem are the zombies if they walk is ok, but if they like l4d, world war z, dayz or z nation's zed we are totally scrued,they run
Dovahkiin-Dragonchin Probably because that's yet another person who assumes that the name "OutsideXbox" means "InsideXboxOnly". They cover all sorts of games, not just Xbox.
Keep as quiet as possible You can never be too careful when it comes to your shelter Keep off street level (Teach yourself parkour, or better yet have somebody teach you) Don't try and carry every possible thing at all times Find not just a good weapon, but a weapon that works for you, and stick with it If you get infected, get as far from your friends as you can, or have them put you down.
+Nitro_Wolf yea, dying light. Zombies and parkour. Fun game. zombies can climb basic obstacles (eg: fences, short walls), but shouldn't be able to chase you too long via parkour. they're generally not that bright
you will need silenced weapons so you wont draw attention to yourself when shooting a gun (I prefer a bow or crossbow) and if you get grabbed, have a backup plan like having a knife or something sharp to stab the zombie in the head. you will need some armor to protect yourself but not too much so you can escape a zombie ambush.
Right!?!? Lol the one thing worse than a zombie is a zombie that burns the face off of whomever they're eating. The light and movement produced by fire will atract more zombie and then there's the smell of burning flesh. No fire weapons for me lol
Proper zombies shouldn't having working senses because they are dead bodies, meaning they have died, gone though rigor mortis causing their muscles and tendons to atrophy and effectively separate from the bones, leaving their muscle functions similar to that of jello. They would therefore be incapable of anything more than a shuffling incoherant stagger, a lopsided shamble at best. If you're a healthy fully funtional human being and you die by one of these... well... long live survival of the fittest, I'd say. Also without a functioning brain their senses as we regular humans would use them: smell, sight, sound touch, would be shot like a laptop doused in mountain dew... or your cell phone if you've ever dropped it in the toilet or sink. With no signals from the brain there would be nothing to activate the nerve cells in the skin so their sense of touch that would make them feel the pain of a bullet or the burning of their flesh would have no effect... so yeah... fire would be pointless unless you're burning the already incapacitated corpses to prevent further infection. Their sense of smell I would assume would also be useless since signals to the brain are needed to determine the source of the smell. They should be able to see anything more than shadow movements, the equivelence of someone left blind by a head injury, changes in light and dark would probably be the best what's left of their rotting brain could register. They would probably be able to hear, and that's the sense they would most likely use to hunt. The sound of hammers pounding as people board up buildings, screams, crying, the sounds of death and destruction as the whole would errupts into choas... or at least the area they've wondered into... Er... sorry... most of my family work in the medical profession... or build trucks at Ford... or are truck drivers... construction... my family gets around... er... professionally... speaking... Anyway! Honestly, it's the guns I worry about. Firing one single round anywhere with only ambient noise to cover it would alert every zombie within at least a one mile radius to your exact position; like bat sonar. Every zombie that heard that gun shot would let out a moan and ever zombie within a quarter mile of that zombie would hear that moan and followed it letting out a moan of their own, so on and so forth. If one zombie moan could potentially draw a thousand more of it's kind... how many would a thousand draw? Silent but deadly is my strategy. Now... if we're talking viral zombies... rage zombies... 28 Days/Dawn of the Dead/Left 4 Dead/Any kind of moving corpse that somehow has enough brain capacity to run/jump/sprint/climb/use weapons/whatever, that's a whole different different ball game... I'd just get the hell out, find a place to hide, curl up, and hope they don't find me... cause I know me... I'll slip or trip or something stupid like that and just get buried...
Yeah, a lot of your survival would depend on what kind(s) of zombies would be produced - are they fast or slow? Do they retain the agility to climb over obstacles like fences? Are they smart enough to crawl through air ducts and sewer pipes like they do in Resident Evil 2?
I would go to a hardware store, They have plenty of sharp tools and materials to survive with, they also have vending machines, and some of then even sell trucks, they also sell books with instructions on how to build things, they also sell seeds to farm with, and I just gave up the best strategy ever
Fun fact, guns do not go off unexpectedly if you know how to properly handle them and exercise proper gun safety at all times. Other than that, loved the video! Keep up the good work!
+Mark Hashman Just as a matter of disclosure here, lest anybody get the wrong idea and decide to track me down and perform reconstructive surgery with a very large axe (or just give me a severe tongue-lashing, as you do -- you never know with some of the people running around these days): that was a joke, a product of both the fact that I *am* an American (to my everlasting shame when meeting with friends of mine from abroad) and my appreciation for dry wit. To be frank, I've run into quite a number of people over the years who really *do* like loud noises, bright lights and delicious smells, often at the same time, so the comparison seemed perfectly apt -- honestly, I'm surprised the guys at OutsideXbox didn't beat me to the punchline.
The components of gunpowder can be found easily at your local hardware store's gardening/outdoors section... and hardware stores in general are your one stop shop for arms and the ability to make some kind of armor if given enough time.
The_Pig _Rebellion omg im whatching the walking dead and a little girl belives that zombies are still people but thare are sick and she wasnt right in the head and she killed her little sister then said `dont worry i didnt harm her brain she will come back then i can show you that they are still people' (sad ending to the episode)
use a pillow or a thick blanket on a zombies head if ur using a gun for example.. :Grab a pillow or Blanket. put it up against the zombies face. rest the shooting end of the gun on the pillow. shoot the gun..hope it didn't make any sound..
never use guns, only as a last resort. the simplest thing as reloading can get you killed, not to mention sound, finite ammo or the gun jamming/breaking. if you have a gun and dont plan on using it unless absolutly neccesary, you still might want to equip it with a proper silencer. better safe than sorry.
headbangben1 silencers don't make a pew pew there still loud but they make less bang and dimin the muzzle flash look it up video games and movies are wrong
Patrick Azzarella yea i know that. i was just saying that IF you still plan to use guns, atleast use a silencer. zombies that are nearby hearing you shooting is bad enough, dont want the ones 5km away hearing it too.
If the zombocaplyse takes place in America, where are all of the apocalypse preppers when this happens? Where are all the people with hoards of guns and ammo and stores of food and underground bunkers? What happens to them? I'd love to see the story start off with a set of characters who are actually doing well in the z-poc at first but then something cataclysmic happens that causes them to scatter like a horde that's too big for them to handle or something. Get to know the characters pre-z-poc, watch the chaos happen as they deal with it skillfully because they've been training for this day for a while, then there's the period of life where you're thinking you can ride this out. Great time for the tutorial to kick in where you learn the mechanics of the game from within the fortified area. After that, the clock starts ticking for all hell to break loose and the sanctuary is destroyed. So the characters have to scramble to grab supplies, pick who to rescue to play the rest of the game and restart their compound. Could be a lot of fun!
1. Find as much food as you can. 2. Remain isolated, you never know if someones infected. 3. Stockpile enough weapons to ultimately arm a group of hunters. 4. Find anything military related. 5. Always carry around a medical bag.
against zombies a melee weapon will always be best. a gun would not do much physical damage and one good swing from a sledgehammer could smash a zombies head in basically killing them
Thomson Nguyen yes but if the zombie is just a dead body brought back to life a single gun shot wouldn't do much if it can't feel pain and since it's already dead it's organs can't fail
First aid is a must! Wether it be an actual first aid kit, random pain killers, prescription adrenaline (it doesn't have to be YOUR prescription) or even random food you find around the city.
"Have you acctually sat down and thought about what you do if a zombie apocalypse insues" he asks... Pfft... I am conciderably better prepared for that, than for my history test next week, my friend!
About L4D - If you read the comix from Valve that tells parts of the story which wasn't in game, you might notice that finding the military was actually terrible decision.
here are some rules 1. don't get bitten 2.kill anyone who is bitten 3. find clean water ASAP water = life 4. work smarter not harder AKA go AROUND the horde 5. the people in your group matter the leader can't crack under pressure etc 6.take as much as you can if you don't need it someone will and then you can trade it for things you DO need 7.military gear they wear it for a reason 8.backup EVERYTHING backup leaders backup weapons backup medical supplies etc 9.melee over firearms noise is BAD when it comes from you 10. have fun
Get a smallish group of 10-15, head to a dock while scavenging along the way, take a cruise ship. Get a garden on a deck for food, etc. go ashore every now and then to check up on stuff.
Well if there was a zombie apocalypse wouldn't we have to watch for radiation as probably nobody is alive looking after the power stations or weapons? So how do we live through both outcomes?
The sea is probably your best bet. Unless you've got swimming zombies (that has to be a thing), you're not likely to be bothered (even if zombies don't need to breathe to 'survive' underwater, they can't do anything against pressure in deep bodies of water), and if all else fails, you can summon Lord Cthulhu and he'll deal with the infestation.
1.loot dryer lint, it makes great fire starter, 2.lightweight bags have used much more than carrying stuff, or makes a good weight chucker. 3.learn to wood weld with carving and heat treating, wood is bendable when hot if used against a rock and some flame treatment 4. hotter and more humid areas = faster decomposition 5. stand ontop of a safe spot with a escape route you know is secured, preferably by a team, attract alot of zombies, and use something that will ignite them all in a chain, get out the other side with gun or weapon ready, sometimes zombies will come around. 6. don't trust children, lone children somehow surviving the zombocalypse? either infected or if living, being used as bait, trick, support in a team, who will kill or capture you. 7. bleach, and lots of it 8. avoid populated areas, and cities, the zombie count is inane, and living people have probably already looted it. 9. make a closed off stronghold area, and use a alarm like sound to lure zombies into a narrowing choke passage, with either a trap or system that will allow you to kill them safely, do it somewhere where they can only come in one direction. 10. don't let your government, military, ect. create a bio weapon that will result in zombies, seriously don't. prevention is key.
Best survival plan ever. 1. gather all food and water needed to survive long periods of time 2. grab a protected vehicle and begin driving to the nearest gym 3. clear gym long enough to install the treadmills at all doors 4. enjoy the show!
I live near an old castle called pendenis castle and they have english sivil war and middle ages armour and in displays also they have ww1 vicars machine guns and long sword so I've got this covered
my plan! 1: find shelter, food, water & resources, then build a secure Base. 2: craft a bow, lots of arrows & a quiver (arrow holder). 3: use the bow and arrows (arrows may be alight) to take down any zombie. 4: scavenge alot, like, gosh dang alot. 5: have a group of well trusted people, Each good in something important. 6: (optional) maybe have kids??? BOOM! you've survived!
yeah... craft a bow and arrow? Really? You really can't do that without at least a bit of training other than having played minecraft/ARK/etc. Also, using it requires a TONNE of training, ranging from strength to how to hold it, and how to even aim the bloody thing Also, if you only have people good in something important in your group, then how are you in it?
I'd plan on wearing full fencing kit whenever I go outside, it's probably impervious to biting and if on the off-chance I was infected the mask should stop me from biting anyone else.
Find out where the local police station is. They have cars, radios and guns along with drugs just sitting there......might as well do shrooms if the apocalypse has come. Second, go to a small rural town since cities are big and there are always traffic jams in zombie films and games. Third, avoid walking dead problems like pointless drama or failing the most simple of tasks which cause death. If you're all tired maybe don't go into a dark zombie infested carpark after a car alarm just went off. Just a few little additions.
Siberia, Alaska, or a set of stairs. Also, the weapons presented in this video are more than sufficient for personal defense. I plan on making one of each. 👍
Weapons don't go off unexpectedly unless they have been left on a shed for a shitload of years, or other factors that damage the safety or the hammer...
Don't forget to double tap. >>Zombieland movie "rule." It does make sense, though. Also, always look in the back of the car before getting in, just in case. Lots of games has that problem too.
My plan if a situation like this arises? Be an "Ant'. Without the dirt. -Try to band together with as many people as I can. The more able bodies the better chances that as a group we survive. -Find a store like Home depot; while they don't have very much real food, mostly snacks and crap at the front counters. They have the provisions and the space to hold large amounts of people while providing fortifications as well as means of making further shelters/fences etc. Home Depots tend to have a Garden section; which means plant seeds as well as decent amount of soil to grow them in. Most Home Depots are built from my experience on the more outskirts of towns and the like, meaning there's a lot of open space which means you can spot possible hordes or threats from a good distance. -On top of everything mentioned above Home Depots? They have lots of blunt tools and instruments in which you can use to defend yourself. The hardware at Home Depot is for the most part sturdy and will most likely get the job done with a little force behind the weapon of choice. -You need to secure some kind of filtration system as well as a decent supply of water. While pure water for a good amount of time would be nice; it's better to be prepared and have water being filtered through some sort of system to allow you to drink and reuse. Creating possible fortified water drums would be a good idea if your area gets rain. If all else fails you will have to run recons with decently sized teams to try to find other supplies (Sleeping bags; blankets, bedding in general etc) and food in the mean time of you growing the crops and setting up the foundations for a new society. What's really nice is Home depots also have giant orange wagon like moving devices for hauling wood around which could be used for easy supply moving. -If someone has the know how or you can secure books on Solar panels, finding any and rigging them to the giant size of Home Depot's Roof would be a good step. You can't run most filtration systems on anything but electricity and while generators may be found in Home Depot they won't last forever. Solar Panels give clean energy that can be stored in cells and backup generators. -If by some means you can get a hold of the aforementioned solar panels and your other necessities are met well enough it's time to fortify several areas around the shop. While the building is large and can accommodate a lot of things. It's better to have more room if you can afford it and quite frankly something that allows for some kind of perimeter that isn't the shop itself gives you time to escape if needed or allows you to fight back on your terms. -With everything running smoothly; if it is anyways; you should try to get things for entertainment; all but horror of course; given that kind of movie would probably be the least bit horrifying and the genre would be dead in comparison to the nightmare you live everyday- in any case. People need something to take their mind off the situation; especially children and young adults. Sure we can put them to work with some chores and the like. But to award them for being brave; sticking with the group and to show them what happens when everyone is together. You've got to create a happy and safe place. Reality might have been a bitch but it doesn't mean you have to be. We don't need any more Carl's in the world. (R.i.P. to his innocent little soul.(I don't know if he dies; so if it's a spoiler later my apologies. I stopped watching at the episode where they fortify that one area and his father goes a little loco starting to see people.)) In any case; following those steps I think people could live happy lives. Might have to limit populations at first so you might have to get birth control/ask people to pull out. Just until everything is settled and there's decent living conditions.
I think a hardware store would be a good place to hold out, materials for barricades, saws and hammers for weapons. You could also try to control an entire mall, but that might be hard.
In the event of any emergency war,epidemic etc avoid large groups of people like refugee camps because it's easier to cause panic in large groups you would have to worry about distribution of resources and those tend to be easy targets for the enemy
Vehicles are equal parts salvation and death. Make SURE any car/bus/van/buggy you intend to use has a full MOT and service history, or at the very least check the petrol tank and tyre pressure before you use one. Also check under the vehicle, back seats and inside the boot every time you plan to drive. Goddamn crawlers, man.
Fun fact a zombie in good condition has an average sprinting speed of 45 miles an hour, but this can go up to 84 mph. Sprinter zombies can likely reach speeds of over 100 mph. Zombies can also have a bite force of over 700 pounds (300 pounds more than say a German Shepherd).
Here's a tip learn how to move quietly and efficiently and carry only what you need. the extra things will slow you down. also don't get attached to something too much, it might just be taken away juat as quickly as you found it
also: if there is something that stops infection, keep a decent amount. not too little, may not have enough. *DO NOT* stockpile, high value target for bandits and not enough space for other things
A Brittish Panfish But what if you setup a trap and or ambush for the bandits? Then you get ammo and firearms and whatever else they have on them. Plus if you are feeling cannibalistic and have the means + know how to smoke meat. You just got around a month worth of food per bandit.
Just scream Leon the entire time
WaffleFive Yes!
WaffleFive LEON SAVE MEEE!!!!
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*#1 way of surviving the zombie apocalypse (or any apocalypse) in 5 simple steps:*
1. Get a CD player.
2. Get a Justin Bieber CD.
3. Insert the Justin Bieber CD in the CD player.
4. Turn it up to 11.
5. Nobody would ever bother you, not even zombies (Note: apart from 12-year old females and confused males, zombie or not.)
John McDerp II How would 12-year old females even survive?
DrakathHelsinkin Oh... didn't think about them :/
John McDerp II Also, wouldn't zombies prefer to destroy the CD player so that they won't need to listen to it? Zambies.
DrakathHelsinkin Put the boombox in a building beyond a pit of spikes. The zombies head for the human voice and fall into the pit and skewer themselves on the spikes. Take them out as a group.
+ The quote guy
In the zombie apocalypse, you should just go to Sams Club because there is years supply worth food, the walls are concrete and zombies can't get in without a membership.
Any store that has concrete walls and solar power and water system plenty of weapons and seal the door with shopping cart parts
Buckets + crazy glue!
1. put glue in the bucket
2. Place the bucket on the zombie's head.
3. Laugh as he's desperately trying to bite you.
yeah but the glue needs time to dry and stick to the zombies head....so even then you're looking at a few minutes of waiting before you can actually have fun but eh.
It can scratch you with it's fingernails
Bucket+ glue+ thermite+ lighter (fuse or electronic) (+ rope + duct tape: if you are on a higher and secure location)
Same first step
2.throw thermite in the glue
3. put bucket on zombie head
4.light
5.laugh as the zed's head is crackling in the death bucket.
ducktape + metal + gas = helikoptor
Tobias Tychsen *Duct Tape
Quick note: If you read the L4D comics, Louis actually continued to do his job for a month or so after everything got all zombie-ey.
***** Grabbin heroin- I uh mean adrenaline.
I'm pretty sure it wasn't a full month, I'm pretty sure it was like a week or something because the L4D Story takes place 2 weeks after the first infection.
***** I hated Louis for that bullshit. Anything I saw was his, and anything he saw was his. NO FUCKIN FARE!
Actually, he continued working at his job because people kept getting this weird 'flu'. As soon as he spotted his first zombie in the bathroom, he bailed.
If forced to use a gun, use a pistol. They have unlimited ammo.
xD
+bukanbangkit man, valve has created things like half life series tf2 l4d and counter strike that are so so popular, and dont say ea is awesome, ea basically buys other companys to make a crappy sequel or a crappy game
Ha ha ha only in video games Genius
😂😂
+Mr Wolfie Lemme guess, Deus Ex Human Revolution?
My plan: Find chuck norris and go to soviet russia "Zombie don't attack you You attack zombie" BOOM LOGIC
GENIUS!
Not a bad plan.
True, totally true...
also i'd get the biggest hoarder on earth (food and drinks also guns)
+Dragonyte Animationz Don't use guns! They make things worse! They are loud! You would attract more zombies than you would kill!
Start downloading videos & movies from online for entertainment purposes, and always remember: when the zombie apocalypse happens, no new porn.
Why else would people go crazy?
_Nooo!_
zombie boobs
not that im into that stuff.
gross
O.M.G. Your right. Got a lot of work to do.
if this is video game mode You Need Lawnmowers and plants most importantly sunflower Repeater bonk choy and flower pots to move them and tall-nuts
Fruitos Dor Never forget Plants vs Zombies
The BEST Zombie Apocalypse plan:
Plant a garden
Of course that means you want to live next to a crazy person
random comments inc Who sells seeds and trades taco's for 1000$
what is that not normal? no wonder my taco shop went out of bisness.
Go to the winchester
Oh yeah!
+Thomas McClimans haha yeah... shaun of the dead style
+Cairns Chaos wait for it all to blow over
If you're forced to use guns a basic rifle is your best bet
+Billy Alton no use meele the noise will attract zombies
Gaming guide to the apocolypse:
*Step one:* Juggernaut your way through the zombies like a pro
*Step two:* Find a Mascot (Preferably a cute kid with a hat)
*Step three:* Find a group in which you get along with 2/5 members and one or more love interests that you will get shipped with even after death.
*Step four:* Meet wacky people who want to kill you but only kill your team instead
*Step five:* Repeat Until dead.
You can add RE6 to the "escape by air" list with 1, 3, and 5. On a side note, I'm pretty sure some kind of aircraft picked Leon and Ashley up or they made it to land and drove away to be picked up by an jet. No way can you jet ski from Spain to the USA. But your right, they did escape by water initially.
Put an old Nokia phone on a stick. Done
it would be like 100 lb hammer
and it will be Thors hammer😂
Or just fly, find the dragonballs, and make a wish. If dragonballs are stones for an eternity, the relocation would be essential. Maybe Namek, or the Kai's World. Don't forget to destroy Earth if Namek Dragonballs won't work. Last thing you want is another race enjoying what was a better planet that still has resources. Saiyans have it easy in case of Zombie Apocalypse.
just do a kaokane or a kame on the zombes
+abhinav the minecraft rookie never gonna happen
If man is the real monster and the zombies are undead human beings, doesn't that mean that the zombies are the real monsters?
Antonio Bibbo *insert philosoraptor here*
Antonio Bibbo No. It means zombies are double monsters.
+Antonio Bibbo If we're talking literal monsters. Yes. But in which case do you think you would have a bigger chance in surviving. A flesh eating zombie with no rational thought that can easily be distracted or avoided and is also (Assuming) very slow. Or. Your average human being if you like with all rational thought and easy mobility with every intention of killing you?
Whadayameen philosoraptor?!?!
smart nice one
I really want to see these guys in a zombie apocalypse movie. It would be gold!
YOU FORGOT ABOUT CARDIO!!!!
y.... all u need is a sprint meter
All we need is double tap
All we need is double tap there
Well if you survive 20 days then you will be fine as the zombies will rot to pieces.
LNG Varck depends on kind of zombies is it parasite zombie or actual undead magic zombie
Thrackerzod FromDimensionOneB Either way if it has died it's flesh will start to rot.
LNG Varck
also depends on weather on how fast it rots because in some places it could be 3 days and others more than a month an magic zombies are held together by magic so rotting doesn't do much
Thrackerzod FromDimensionOneB Yeah that is true in cold places it would take longer but exposed tissues can get so cold it drops off so it would have to be cold but not too cold. And magic well that will never happen.
LNG Varck
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic-Aurthur C. Clark
Just put a plate armor and go medieval on them
Exactly! Last I checked, zombies can't bite through metal. However, plate armor and Mail are both quite heavy, and would be difficult to sleep in. Animal bone or very thick leather would be better options. Wood is also plausible if you find the right kind, but would decay in rain. But if Skyrim taught me anything, becoming a werewolf is the way to go, with 100% disease resistance. Also, how did the zombie apocalypse happen? Did someone let the Lich King loose?
Taylor Davis well you could always sleep in a reinforced shelter, and I'm sure that it must have been because of some moron at a company who let a virus loose.
while plate isnt much heavier than the padding modern American football players wear, its uncomfortable, unbearablly hot on warm days, frigid in cold weather, and can char and burn the wearer not to mention that it severely limits your range of motion and movement speed. the moment you got surrounded by a big horde you'd be nothing more than a canned zombie meal ready to be eaten
*****
the zombies actually could eventually rip the armored suit off you much the same way they would attempt to destroy a barracade between you and them and would eventually pull it off you since the rivets and leather straps that hold it on would eventually break and tear, meaning you'll get bludgoned to death well before you starve and zombie hordes tend to form and merge on the regular in a zombie apocalypse. also if you say they just get warm and wont burn through the gambeson, youve never worn a set on a 90+ degree day or on a day that was well below zero. and bio-hazard suits are fragile compared to your standard gambeson, and the ones that would properly protect from airborne diseases (which doesnt help with zombie virus since thats via body fluid contact, not airborne) tend to rip over time when say, a metal suit is worn over it making the suit worthless as a protectant against airborne disease. plus, if you choose a suit that uses a gas mask, then you need spare filters for the mask as they would eventually degrade, taking up prescious room in your pack. with suits that use tanked air, well you'd eventually run out of air tanks, which would also take up a fair bit of carry weight. the best bet is to wear tight leather or, if you absolutely must wear metal, light scale mail. modern kevlar or a diver's shark suit would also work wonders at protecting against zombie bites. airborne disease shouldnt be a big problem with a good chunk of the population gone to spread them.
I just imagined myself being overrun by a horde of zombies and being like "well, time to die of hunger".
4:50 best laugh ever
ONE HUGE THING THEY MISSED WATCH OUT FOR BANDITS OR SPECIAL ZOMBIES THAT CAN FLY OR SOMETHING
I dont think special zombies would exist -.-
Rage cantral and friends All zombies are just reanimated decaying human corpses. they can do everything that we can do.
Zalika Lowry and we can't fly or run at superhuman speeds or spit acid or do whatever the hell else some special zombie can do
lol
Justin langdon maybe people that were strong before dying they would be stronger maybe they ran a lot that zombie would be faster or just better
0. FOOD / WATER CAN BE YOUR ENEMY! bodies decomposing in water leads to bad parasites and stuff.
1. Learn to make various things out of garbage
2. get plenty of food
3. plan wayyy ahead of time, with your friends
4. anyone gets bit / slashed / etc by the zombie, they're now dead to you, or they live in "the cage" for a while - something my friends and I thought of
5. THE CAGE - for when your friends have been bitten
6. know how to kill things with anything
7. have some people who are willing to die for you in your group
8. have watchmen
9. everything in groups
10. sleep in shifts, like 50/50 split, some go midnight to noon, others noon to midnight
11. Have a great set up for escaping
12. all windows are borded up
13. have traps
14. if you're tired, be careful!
15. you may have the option to try and figure out cures for zombie-ism, just don't
16. if you live in the inner cities it means you're at first going to have many zombies plan on it
17. if you're in the country you'll probably have more zombies later, plan for it.
18. live high up, like have a ladder leading to an area that can only be accessed from that ladder, but has a safe way to jump down, this way you can drop the ladder.
19. in your ladder base have several back-up ladders
20. WOOO that's 20! BTW I put 0 in there, because I thought of it later, and that's a very important one...
Meelee weapons are only if you have the physical strength to do it. Finding a firearm or avoiding fighting all together is your best bet.
+Dr Ukato Guns also take physical strength just not as much. But they take knowledge and ammo eg. how to reload it and the recoil. They also make noise.
You're right in that your best bet is to avoid all fighting and just stealth it. Or make alliances with strong and trust-worthy people.
Trust me. You have a much bigger chance of running away from a horde of zombies or shooting them with a gun than you have of taking on said horde with melee only.
A gun can if aimed properly kill with one shot. With any given melee weapon you need two or three strikes the zombies won't give you.
grow plants man all you need is a chomper bam eaten zombies
Remember that it takes a minute for it to swallow the zombie
Nah. Just grab a peashooter and a pot. With some sunflower seeds just in case the peashooter dies.
but you would need radiated seeds and plenty of them to hold off zombies and you need plenty of food and water and friends.
Edit:Oh wait,obvious plant vs zombies joke.
Remember to use your wallnuts, or they will die
What if we built nuclear fallout shelters like in the Fallout series, and just launch nukes at ourselves? Wouldn't we destroy the whole zombie problem?
So break into milarary and kill them yea that's simple
{MLP} Rainbow Dash Yes but we would also create ghouls in the process so it would be kind of pointless in the long run.
Well then Fallout 4 IRL confirmed.
+{MLP} Rainbow Dash It's a big price to pay against a pandemic that could be solved differently
That would get rid of the zombie problem and the Earth being able to sustain life.
My zombie apocalypse plan?
Become a zombie, mutate into a super zombie and lead the new zombie order... ^^
***** kinda like a dictator to zeds?
Alkir 4164
Yeah, death to living! ^^
don't tell me your going to have your own currency.
Alkir 4164
What do we zombies need money for?
If we're hungry (which we usually are) we go kill some hapless humans or animals. ^^
good point
Also don't forget the TANKS. TANKS. THANK YOU LEFT 4 DEAD FOR PREPARING US FOR THAT. So if you see a guy crazy with steroids and he gets bitten, RUN. JUST RUN.
Or just set him on fire and avoid him for a minute.... XD
kieron girdlestone
In L4d2 it takes several shots from a grenade launcher to kill a Tank.
So I assume it would take just as much from an RPG... XD
***** ....40mm grenades aren't as powerful as rockets
But what if you're in a gym?
LeoMaNeo8 That's why I don't work out.
You're so British that you keep a kettle in your recording room next to the couch.
That's amazing!
Get a big powerfull vehicle like a semi andput ALOT of pointy pointy spikes on it. If it has a box trailer: mobile home!
Step 1: Get cursed and turn you into a undead
step 2: Since you're a undead, you can't die normally or become zombie
step 3: Drink holy water if you feel bored
I wish I found this channel 10 years from now so I would never run out of content. You guys are awesome.
8 years in the future, it _is_ a _lot_ of content.
According to MatPat, the chance of an apocalypse, (not necessarily a zombie apocalypse) is dangerously close. Toxo Plasmosa Ghandi (To-xo Plas-mo-sa Gandee) Humans infected by it have minor brain damage and Skitsefrenia (skit-sa-fren-ee-a) which causes minor hallucinations. Find out more, and watch some watermelons get smashed, and see MatPat go slightly insane with melee weaponary (in my opinion) on "Game Theory: Walking Dead, Killing Zombies".
I'M NOT ADVERTISING "THE GAME THEORISTS" RUclips CHANNEL.
...Excuse me, but are you talking about schizophrenia? I'd suggest you actually look up what you're talking about and not advertise their channel on this.
1.I don't know how to spell those words. I think you shouldn't care. :)
2.I like Game Theory. I flipping love it. It's funny. Shut up.
3. I like outsidexbox. I flipping love it. It's funny. Shut up.
5. You just realized I skipped 4.
6. At least I'm not one of THOSE GUYS who goes, "Hey look at my channel. I have potential. Subscribe. Bye."
7. I'm not DuckerQuackOfficial. Don't watch him. Seriously. Don't.
The End.
That channel is just... so unreliable. It's upsetting really. Especially the Pyro gender debate. It's as if he got his "facts" and "statistics" from some forum for Junior High and High-School students.
Still funny in my opinion...
Right. So you're promoting unreliable information without fact-checking or even spellchecking. Get out of here.
the last thing you want to do is modify weapons because they're unpredictable
such as hershal's infinite ammo double barrel shotgun
modified with bullets that came from other worldly dimensions
yea, it would be fairly crappy if you've survived entire zombie hordes, and then get killed by your own dogdy homemade rocket launcher with flamethrower capabilities.
if you do have to modify weapons for any reason, never, ever, add explosives.
unless you play just cause
or saints row
or borderlands
or dead rising
freakingminecraftian saints row is fun when you cheat zombies
I love how they established their zombie apocalypse plan so early on
There's one thing that should be mentioned and that is always have a back-up weapon. The last thing you want is to be out fighting a horde of zombies and your only weapon breaks.
Thing is that you will be trying to avoid the horde.
Overlord0011
Just bite the zombies and turn them into humans.
XD
Is anyone else wondering why there was a kettle behind the armchair?
+Ipoodawatermelon Brits... TEA, TEA EVERYWHERE!
+LordDiamondDuck SLO Oh my god, your right
+Ipoodawatermelon It's not because it's the end of the world that you can't still be drinking good tea.
Only use guns if you have to. Guns are loud and will attract more zombies. Also stay away from cars if you aren't going to loot or use them as you might set of an alarm. Second, stockpile things like medical supplies and weapons. Without those, you aren't surviving. Make sure you also stock up on ammo, food, water, and basic beding. You won't always be in a place where there's a bed. Next, learn how to identify what food you can and can't eat and what water you can and can't drink. Both of those are really important. Lastly, if someone has been bitten, it's already too late. Do what you must to prevent them from being around people when they turn or, if you're fast enough, amputate the bitten part. This may stop the infection.
There are a few flaws in the boat plan. Zombies don't need air do they can just walk on the bottom of any river or lake, then float up to you. Better would be an aerial transport. Zombies can't fly. If it can take off fast enough and get high enough, the Zombies can't reach you. Also, according to many different video games, firearms are affective against zombies. But if Melee weapons were the only way, learning how to correctly use a throwing knife is a very good idea, because the zombies can't reach you, but you can still hit them with a sharp blade.
Corpses get waterlogged, floating or not they wouldn't be able to do much. I think once there was a cracked.com article about zombies and how little harm would happen.
Water; waterlogged
Heat; rots faster (Limbs falling off)
Cold; Freezes, can't move
etc etc
Really? Zombies can both and AND float... Didn't know that
(Also, throwing knifes usually work only once, so unless you start carrying like 30 on them, you can't really do anything against a horde or something)
Eli Moody fuel would be an issue
Leave by boat, form Wolf squadron. Have concerning thoughts about my 13 and 15 year old daughters.
@1:59 The origin of the infamous poster for Outside Xbox :D :D
Okay, zombie apocalypse makes no sense, sorry to break your hearts.
Scenario 1: mutation causes it - forgetting that such a thing is REALLY unlikely, that would mean one person has it, so... not a big problem, you just need one person who is good at attaching stones to sticks, and they can take out 100 zombies.
S2: all corpses are turned into zombies - easy to adapt to, just destroy all newly dead people, also, humans are successful because we are intelligent, so wild animals... also, corpses rot.
extra reasons: if most people in zombie video games can take on hundreds of wombies at once, then not a big problem, also, if you go to extreme hot or cold, the zombies will die, also, lack of pain may sound like a good thing, but it is not, the zombies would acquire injuries constantly, until maybe a month later, they are dead/crippled. Final point; for zombies, their only source of food is also their only way to reproduce...
conclusion - zombie infection over within a month, estimated casualties 1-207
I think it would depend where it started, how quickly it spread, and how quickly people realized what it was. Same as pretty much any other epidemic. If it started in a major city like NY, spread quickly and people didn't realize what it was very quickly Admittedly, with as popular as the Zombie Apocalypse has become in entertainment the likelihood of people not realizing what it was very quickly is pretty slim.
Really? There is a parasite fungi that takes over ants called cordyceps. If an organisation had the mind to adapt this to humans, we would be pretty fucked. The cordyceps grows inside the ant and gradually takes over its body and brain. They then climb to the highest point they can get to and explode, spreading spores for miles around. Large cities and towns would be infected within minutes. Humans populate together, we live together, we interact together. It would be like wildfire. Society would fall apart. Smarter heads will panic, everybody will hoard supplies, lesser men and women will take this opportunity to advance themselves through theft and chaos. Not all humans are as intelligent as your post dictates. Not all as brave. Lesser countries may survive, but people will also be running from the infected zone and spreading it further and further. Several diseases like this could easily be turned into biological weapons. Not such a far out theory as you say m8
ThePeaceweapon
Yes, I'm played the Last of Us too. It was a scary idea, and unfortunately, more than likely there are some idiots that will try to make that idea reality.
Zombies don't need food they just eat.
ThePeaceweapon sorry mate but it won't happen. Firstly it grows on ants and not on any other animals we know. Especially not humans as we have been in the infection radius. Secondly if it did transfer to humans and if we saw somebody with a stalk growing out of their head they would be rushed top the nearest hospital.They might explode killing everyone inside but then the infected would be killed and decomposed to stop it from spreading. If it did start spreading some scientists would just work on a cure in an airtight laboratory until they made a cure and then distribute it.
My plan : find a bow or a crossbow, stay away from cities, find a group,join it and wait for the extraction.
Bows and crossbows are good sd weapons and their bolts are reusable,like Daryl from TWD,and also for close combat.
Another problem are the zombies if they walk is ok, but if they like l4d, world war z, dayz or z nation's zed we are totally scrued,they run
Unfortunately this is an Xbox video, and no references to the Last of Us will be made.
***** Same goes for left for dead, and they still showcased that. Shut the fuck up.
Eric Fellner Would help if the last of us was actually released when this video was made :/
an asian le Why are you so hostile?
Dovahkiin-Dragonchin Probably because that's yet another person who assumes that the name "OutsideXbox" means "InsideXboxOnly".
They cover all sorts of games, not just Xbox.
+LunarD3A7H i didnt saw many ps or pc games stop by tho. most are xbox exclusive or varied platforms
Cardio and the double tap
NO. While that was a good movie, I hated the double tap. It was such a bullshit rule.
id only double tap if the first shot on the zombie was a NON head shot
Yes, that is correct, but the zombie should not take two hits to the head to drop. That is just stupid.
qw3rtypounc3s thats what they said about Regan
Beware of bathrooms, enjoy the little things, be a hero...
Get Juggernog and Pack-A-Punch both your guns.
get pack a punch, juggernog, and double tap
Don't forget speed cola and a Exo-Suit
Keep as quiet as possible
You can never be too careful when it comes to your shelter
Keep off street level (Teach yourself parkour, or better yet have somebody teach you)
Don't try and carry every possible thing at all times
Find not just a good weapon, but a weapon that works for you, and stick with it
If you get infected, get as far from your friends as you can, or have them put you down.
Cut the infected part off, if you can.
Instead of using parkour, have a group so part of people can scavenge while part watches.
+Nitro_Wolf yea, dying light. Zombies and parkour. Fun game.
zombies can climb basic obstacles (eg: fences, short walls), but shouldn't be able to chase you too long via parkour. they're generally not that bright
Also, what if you are immune?
Find the military +Burning Shine
you will need silenced weapons so you wont draw attention to yourself when shooting a gun (I prefer a bow or crossbow) and if you get grabbed, have a backup plan like having a knife or something sharp to stab the zombie in the head. you will need some armor to protect yourself but not too much so you can escape a zombie ambush.
crossbows and bows makes sounds
but not as loud as a gun
joshua hoskins
well true true
herobrine i mean, thats what i use but we're not all the same
herobrine I have shot a bow a lot and the only loud part is when the arrow hits so really that works in your favor
I don't think people should use flamethrower or anything with zombies catching on fire ZOMBIES ON FIRE
Right!?!? Lol the one thing worse than a zombie is a zombie that burns the face off of whomever they're eating. The light and movement produced by fire will atract more zombie and then there's the smell of burning flesh. No fire weapons for me lol
yea molotoves are a bad idea too they don't explode as such as burn the zombie
Proper zombies shouldn't having working senses because they are dead bodies, meaning they have died, gone though rigor mortis causing their muscles and tendons to atrophy and effectively separate from the bones, leaving their muscle functions similar to that of jello. They would therefore be incapable of anything more than a shuffling incoherant stagger, a lopsided shamble at best. If you're a healthy fully funtional human being and you die by one of these... well... long live survival of the fittest, I'd say. Also without a functioning brain their senses as we regular humans would use them: smell, sight, sound touch, would be shot like a laptop doused in mountain dew... or your cell phone if you've ever dropped it in the toilet or sink. With no signals from the brain there would be nothing to activate the nerve cells in the skin so their sense of touch that would make them feel the pain of a bullet or the burning of their flesh would have no effect... so yeah... fire would be pointless unless you're burning the already incapacitated corpses to prevent further infection. Their sense of smell I would assume would also be useless since signals to the brain are needed to determine the source of the smell. They should be able to see anything more than shadow movements, the equivelence of someone left blind by a head injury, changes in light and dark would probably be the best what's left of their rotting brain could register. They would probably be able to hear, and that's the sense they would most likely use to hunt. The sound of hammers pounding as people board up buildings, screams, crying, the sounds of death and destruction as the whole would errupts into choas... or at least the area they've wondered into... Er... sorry... most of my family work in the medical profession... or build trucks at Ford... or are truck drivers... construction... my family gets around... er... professionally... speaking... Anyway!
Honestly, it's the guns I worry about. Firing one single round anywhere with only ambient noise to cover it would alert every zombie within at least a one mile radius to your exact position; like bat sonar. Every zombie that heard that gun shot would let out a moan and ever zombie within a quarter mile of that zombie would hear that moan and followed it letting out a moan of their own, so on and so forth. If one zombie moan could potentially draw a thousand more of it's kind... how many would a thousand draw? Silent but deadly is my strategy.
Now... if we're talking viral zombies... rage zombies... 28 Days/Dawn of the Dead/Left 4 Dead/Any kind of moving corpse that somehow has enough brain capacity to run/jump/sprint/climb/use weapons/whatever, that's a whole different different ball game... I'd just get the hell out, find a place to hide, curl up, and hope they don't find me... cause I know me... I'll slip or trip or something stupid like that and just get buried...
Thank you sir.
Jessy Dupre thanks for that lecture
Yeah, a lot of your survival would depend on what kind(s) of zombies would be produced - are they fast or slow? Do they retain the agility to climb over obstacles like fences? Are they smart enough to crawl through air ducts and sewer pipes like they do in Resident Evil 2?
I would go to a hardware store, They have plenty of sharp tools and materials to survive with, they also have vending machines, and some of then even sell trucks, they also sell books with instructions on how to build things, they also sell seeds to farm with, and I just gave up the best strategy ever
Na Go To Walmart. They Got Food, Weapons, Transportation (Bicycles/bikes), Shelter, and they can withstand Black Friday Shoppers. GG Walmart
only 1 problem.. there will be LOADS of zombies at those places.
Bigger the store, the more entrances you can get swarmed from.
ColonelOfIntellect Take control of WalMart first
costco
my plan: find you guys, try to combine a bat, a hammer, and nails. live in the golden burg castle
Fun fact, guns do not go off unexpectedly if you know how to properly handle them and exercise proper gun safety at all times. Other than that, loved the video! Keep up the good work!
You forgot one, keep a stockpile of chocolate for the females in your team for when the... inevitable happens.
+Batman bat man advice
The picture goes so well with that comment
"Zombies like loud noises, bright lights, delicious smells..."
They're a bit like Americans that way.
I'm offensive and find this American.
+Mark Hashman Just as a matter of disclosure here, lest anybody get the wrong idea and decide to track me down and perform reconstructive surgery with a very large axe (or just give me a severe tongue-lashing, as you do -- you never know with some of the people running around these days): that was a joke, a product of both the fact that I *am* an American (to my everlasting shame when meeting with friends of mine from abroad) and my appreciation for dry wit. To be frank, I've run into quite a number of people over the years who really *do* like loud noises, bright lights and delicious smells, often at the same time, so the comparison seemed perfectly apt -- honestly, I'm surprised the guys at OutsideXbox didn't beat me to the punchline.
+Mark Hashman BLAARG. Ooh pretty lights... *shuffles away*
The components of gunpowder can be found easily at your local hardware store's gardening/outdoors section... and hardware stores in general are your one stop shop for arms and the ability to make some kind of armor if given enough time.
Applying poison to a weapon would be pointless. Since zombies are already dead, poison has no effect on them.
what about the living?
THEY ARE NOT DEAD FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME! -_- they are INFECTED human beings triggered by a certain virus -_-
The_Pig _Rebellion omg im whatching the walking dead and a little girl belives that zombies are still people but thare are sick and she wasnt right in the head and she killed her little sister then said `dont worry i didnt harm her brain she will come back then i can show you that they are still people' (sad ending to the episode)
ErinAndKelsey Just look at the flowers
***** lol
use a pillow or a thick blanket on a zombies head if ur using a gun for example.. :Grab a pillow or Blanket. put it up against the zombies face. rest the shooting end of the gun on the pillow. shoot the gun..hope it didn't make any sound..
never use guns, only as a last resort. the simplest thing as reloading can get you killed, not to mention sound, finite ammo or the gun jamming/breaking. if you have a gun and dont plan on using it unless absolutly neccesary, you still might want to equip it with a proper silencer. better safe than sorry.
headbangben1 silencers don't make a pew pew there still loud but they make less bang and dimin the muzzle flash look it up video games and movies are wrong
nope, not a walking dead tactic at all,
like the guy above me, just because the walking dead used it doesn't mean it works irl xd, plus it's dangerous
Patrick Azzarella yea i know that. i was just saying that IF you still plan to use guns, atleast use a silencer. zombies that are nearby hearing you shooting is bad enough, dont want the ones 5km away hearing it too.
1:59 And I’ve finally found the origin of their channel banner! And my life just got that much better 😂
If the zombocaplyse takes place in America, where are all of the apocalypse preppers when this happens? Where are all the people with hoards of guns and ammo and stores of food and underground bunkers? What happens to them? I'd love to see the story start off with a set of characters who are actually doing well in the z-poc at first but then something cataclysmic happens that causes them to scatter like a horde that's too big for them to handle or something. Get to know the characters pre-z-poc, watch the chaos happen as they deal with it skillfully because they've been training for this day for a while, then there's the period of life where you're thinking you can ride this out. Great time for the tutorial to kick in where you learn the mechanics of the game from within the fortified area. After that, the clock starts ticking for all hell to break loose and the sanctuary is destroyed. So the characters have to scramble to grab supplies, pick who to rescue to play the rest of the game and restart their compound. Could be a lot of fun!
Put up some makeup, and act like if you were one of them
You smell different.
+David James kill one and use a "natural" make up xD
they would smell u and eat you
If you want to disguise use their umm blood and there organs I guess
Or you could ask a surgeon (if there is any) to get zombie organs transplants
1. Find as much food as you can.
2. Remain isolated, you never know if someones infected.
3. Stockpile enough weapons to ultimately arm a group of hunters.
4. Find anything military related.
5. Always carry around a medical bag.
against zombies a melee weapon will always be best. a gun would not do much physical damage and one good swing from a sledgehammer could smash a zombies head in basically killing them
and if you miss with the sledgehammer the zombie can take a nice big bite out of you before you can swing it again
j1a2y3m4y5 yes but how many shots does it take with a gun to take down a zombie it's not like they can feel it
+j1a2y3m4y5 I'd sag a sword then... a very sharp one. definitely faster than sledgehammerd
Adriel Ferdianto yeah
Thomson Nguyen yes but if the zombie is just a dead body brought back to life a single gun shot wouldn't do much if it can't feel pain and since it's already dead it's organs can't fail
i would go crazy and eat the zombies >:E
I agree so simple
>:)
Mohamed Hussein test it on same one first. Thin eat all the zombies.
:D thank you for the advice XD
Are you sure your not the zombie if you eat them?
First aid is a must! Wether it be an actual first aid kit, random pain killers, prescription adrenaline (it doesn't have to be YOUR prescription) or even random food you find around the city.
One of my favorite videos of all time
What the heck. I've been subbed for years. Why do I just now get this wonder of a video!?
*4:49* Alexander Ashford's laugh never gets old.
"Have you acctually sat down and thought about what you do if a zombie apocalypse insues" he asks...
Pfft... I am conciderably better prepared for that, than for my history test next week, my friend!
About L4D - If you read the comix from Valve that tells parts of the story which wasn't in game, you might notice that finding the military was actually terrible decision.
here are some rules
1. don't get bitten
2.kill anyone who is bitten
3. find clean water ASAP water = life
4. work smarter not harder AKA go AROUND the horde
5. the people in your group matter the leader can't crack under pressure etc
6.take as much as you can if you don't need it someone will and then you can trade it for things you DO need
7.military gear they wear it for a reason
8.backup EVERYTHING backup leaders backup weapons backup medical supplies etc
9.melee over firearms noise is BAD when it comes from you
10. have fun
Get a smallish group of 10-15, head to a dock while scavenging along the way, take a cruise ship. Get a garden on a deck for food, etc. go ashore every now and then to check up on stuff.
Well if there was a zombie apocalypse wouldn't we have to watch for radiation as probably nobody is alive looking after the power stations or weapons? So how do we live through both outcomes?
The sea is probably your best bet. Unless you've got swimming zombies (that has to be a thing), you're not likely to be bothered (even if zombies don't need to breathe to 'survive' underwater, they can't do anything against pressure in deep bodies of water), and if all else fails, you can summon Lord Cthulhu and he'll deal with the infestation.
1.loot dryer lint, it makes great fire starter,
2.lightweight bags have used much more than carrying stuff, or makes a good weight chucker.
3.learn to wood weld with carving and heat treating, wood is bendable when hot if used against a rock and some flame treatment
4. hotter and more humid areas = faster decomposition
5. stand ontop of a safe spot with a escape route you know is secured, preferably by a team, attract alot of zombies, and use something that will ignite them all in a chain, get out the other side with gun or weapon ready, sometimes zombies will come around.
6. don't trust children, lone children somehow surviving the zombocalypse? either infected or if living, being used as bait, trick, support in a team, who will kill or capture you.
7. bleach, and lots of it
8. avoid populated areas, and cities, the zombie count is inane, and living people have probably already looted it.
9. make a closed off stronghold area, and use a alarm like sound to lure zombies into a narrowing choke passage, with either a trap or system that will allow you to kill them safely, do it somewhere where they can only come in one direction.
10. don't let your government, military, ect. create a bio weapon that will result in zombies, seriously don't. prevention is key.
Best survival plan ever.
1. gather all food and water needed to survive long periods of time
2. grab a protected vehicle and begin driving to the nearest gym
3. clear gym long enough to install the treadmills at all doors
4. enjoy the show!
love the dead island theme song, brings back memorys
I live near an old castle called pendenis castle and they have english sivil war and middle ages armour and in displays also they have ww1 vicars machine guns and long sword so I've got this covered
3:16 you forgot: escape via secret underground train.
my plan!
1: find shelter, food, water & resources, then build a secure Base.
2: craft a bow, lots of arrows & a quiver (arrow holder).
3: use the bow and arrows (arrows may be alight) to take down any zombie.
4: scavenge alot, like, gosh dang alot.
5: have a group of well trusted people, Each good in something important.
6: (optional) maybe have kids???
BOOM! you've survived!
the buty of song 23 ok minecrafter
yeah... craft a bow and arrow? Really? You really can't do that without at least a bit of training other than having played minecraft/ARK/etc. Also, using it requires a TONNE of training, ranging from strength to how to hold it, and how to even aim the bloody thing
Also, if you only have people good in something important in your group, then how are you in it?
Wander Stribos No need to be mean tho
The guy talking at 4:45ish sounds like Pops lol
Jolly good show!
I'd plan on wearing full fencing kit whenever I go outside, it's probably impervious to biting and if on the off-chance I was infected the mask should stop me from biting anyone else.
Find out where the local police station is. They have cars, radios and guns along with drugs just sitting there......might as well do shrooms if the apocalypse has come. Second, go to a small rural town since cities are big and there are always traffic jams in zombie films and games. Third, avoid walking dead problems like pointless drama or failing the most simple of tasks which cause death. If you're all tired maybe don't go into a dark zombie infested carpark after a car alarm just went off.
Just a few little additions.
Siberia, Alaska, or a set of stairs.
Also, the weapons presented in this video are more than sufficient for personal defense. I plan on making one of each. 👍
Weapons don't go off unexpectedly unless they have been left on a shed for a shitload of years, or other factors that damage the safety or the hammer...
Always check the back seat or confined spaces before you enter them.
that last one is new for me man... thanks. Seems I am lacking in escape plannings
Don't forget to double tap. >>Zombieland movie "rule." It does make sense, though. Also, always look in the back of the car before getting in, just in case. Lots of games has that problem too.
I miss how young they look in these early videos
My plan if a situation like this arises? Be an "Ant'. Without the dirt.
-Try to band together with as many people as I can. The more able bodies the better chances that as a group we survive.
-Find a store like Home depot; while they don't have very much real food, mostly snacks and crap at the front counters. They have the provisions and the space to hold large amounts of people while providing fortifications as well as means of making further shelters/fences etc. Home Depots tend to have a Garden section; which means plant seeds as well as decent amount of soil to grow them in. Most Home Depots are built from my experience on the more outskirts of towns and the like, meaning there's a lot of open space which means you can spot possible hordes or threats from a good distance.
-On top of everything mentioned above Home Depots? They have lots of blunt tools and instruments in which you can use to defend yourself. The hardware at Home Depot is for the most part sturdy and will most likely get the job done with a little force behind the weapon of choice.
-You need to secure some kind of filtration system as well as a decent supply of water. While pure water for a good amount of time would be nice; it's better to be prepared and have water being filtered through some sort of system to allow you to drink and reuse. Creating possible fortified water drums would be a good idea if your area gets rain. If all else fails you will have to run recons with decently sized teams to try to find other supplies (Sleeping bags; blankets, bedding in general etc) and food in the mean time of you growing the crops and setting up the foundations for a new society. What's really nice is Home depots also have giant orange wagon like moving devices for hauling wood around which could be used for easy supply moving.
-If someone has the know how or you can secure books on Solar panels, finding any and rigging them to the giant size of Home Depot's Roof would be a good step. You can't run most filtration systems on anything but electricity and while generators may be found in Home Depot they won't last forever. Solar Panels give clean energy that can be stored in cells and backup generators.
-If by some means you can get a hold of the aforementioned solar panels and your other necessities are met well enough it's time to fortify several areas around the shop. While the building is large and can accommodate a lot of things. It's better to have more room if you can afford it and quite frankly something that allows for some kind of perimeter that isn't the shop itself gives you time to escape if needed or allows you to fight back on your terms.
-With everything running smoothly; if it is anyways; you should try to get things for entertainment; all but horror of course; given that kind of movie would probably be the least bit horrifying and the genre would be dead in comparison to the nightmare you live everyday- in any case. People need something to take their mind off the situation; especially children and young adults. Sure we can put them to work with some chores and the like. But to award them for being brave; sticking with the group and to show them what happens when everyone is together. You've got to create a happy and safe place. Reality might have been a bitch but it doesn't mean you have to be. We don't need any more Carl's in the world. (R.i.P. to his innocent little soul.(I don't know if he dies; so if it's a spoiler later my apologies. I stopped watching at the episode where they fortify that one area and his father goes a little loco starting to see people.))
In any case; following those steps I think people could live happy lives. Might have to limit populations at first so you might have to get birth control/ask people to pull out. Just until everything is settled and there's decent living conditions.
I'm going to wear a costume during the zombie apocalypse. It's going to be made for great ammo storage as well as food storage.
Go to the Rockies, the topography will keep infected away, and there are many streams and wildlife to keep you sustained supply wise.
I think a hardware store would be a good place to hold out, materials for barricades, saws and hammers for weapons.
You could also try to control an entire mall, but that might be hard.
In the event of any emergency war,epidemic etc avoid large groups of people like refugee camps because it's easier to cause panic in large groups you would have to worry about distribution of resources and those tend to be easy targets for the enemy
Vehicles are equal parts salvation and death. Make SURE any car/bus/van/buggy you intend to use has a full MOT and service history, or at the very least check the petrol tank and tyre pressure before you use one.
Also check under the vehicle, back seats and inside the boot every time you plan to drive. Goddamn crawlers, man.
surprise hickey from the back seat...what a way to go.
This guy gets it.
Fun fact a zombie in good condition has an average sprinting speed of 45 miles an hour, but this can go up to 84 mph. Sprinter zombies can likely reach speeds of over 100 mph. Zombies can also have a bite force of over 700 pounds (300 pounds more than say a German Shepherd).
I do living history, sword check, bow check, fire starting kit check. Know my way around old fortified buildings check. Win
I'm watching this four years later and holy crap has outside Xbox changed they even have outside xtra now lol how times change
Stay in shape, it's all about the cardio.
Here's a tip learn how to move quietly and efficiently and carry only what you need. the extra things will slow you down. also don't get attached to something too much, it might just be taken away juat as quickly as you found it
also: if there is something that stops infection, keep a decent amount. not too little, may not have enough. *DO NOT* stockpile, high value target for bandits and not enough space for other things
A Brittish Panfish
But what if you setup a trap and or ambush for the bandits? Then you get ammo and firearms and whatever else they have on them. Plus if you are feeling cannibalistic and have the means + know how to smoke meat. You just got around a month worth of food per bandit.
Dead End good point. Although that would be rather risky, depending on how well off you are
1. Parkour
2.melee weapons
3. Hunting bow
4. Arrows
5. Guns
6. Water/food
7. Sellable consumables like coffee, cigs, booze ect.
8. Member of opposite sex (for morale)
9. Firecrackers/noise making object
10. Religious texts/ teacher (for morale)
Dying light failed so parkour failed