The Darth Yoda sigma grindset: Rule 1. Kill younglings Rule 2. Give a shit about Yaddle, do not Rule 3. Make career u-turn at 800 years old 4. Sacrifice your many cousins to survive 5. Crush c**ks with rocks
8:11 "use the uncivilized weaponry of its own 240p" *casually Shoots Yoda with a blaster* "Torture his corpse d- I mean keep using the force" *Slices throat and throws in lava* so uncivilized *He says Sarcastically*
this is hilarious you deserve way more attention because just wow and you do in fact know a whole lot about the force enough so to make everything you say pertain to it yet be completely insanely funny. make more videos!!!!
This was absolutely hilarious!!! So glad you came across my feed. Thank you for giving me a laugh! You most definitely just earned yourself another sub!
As funny as it was seeing Gabzito repeatedly banging his head on the wall and having to fly back down again, watching Gabzito and Yoda fight on the small platform over a lake of lava would have been AWESOME (Change my mind)
Well at least Anakin can train his children Luke and Leia to be the next generation of Jedi and he can train other force sensitives to become the next generation of Jedi.
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When yoda started throwing rocks, like some balkan granny throwing rocks at the neighbourhood stray dogs, i lost it badly.
People don’t actually throw rocks at stray dogs
Its a joke
@petardj000 Oh sorry I dont know much about Balkans
Nice pfp
As a balkan i agree
that is one of the greatest obi wan impressions ive ever heard, and the fact it sounds like alec guinness too. its just amazing
thanks toilet
I thought it sounded quite similar to Ringo Star. =)
You and me are gonna have a rough day because I’m having taco bell
Lol
The Darth Yoda sigma grindset:
Rule 1. Kill younglings
Rule 2. Give a shit about Yaddle, do not
Rule 3. Make career u-turn at 800 years old
4. Sacrifice your many cousins to survive
5. Crush c**ks with rocks
lmao
He didn’t actually die in the last time that was his brother
*Several years later*
"Somehow Yoda returned"
Palps: “You’re Arrogance blinds you!”
He says facing the wrong way staring at the wall Lmao 😂
"Your arrogance blinds you"
"Uh, I'm over here"
Had me rolling 😆
This is still better than Rise of Skywalker
And he only needed two people
Doesn’t take much lol
Anything is
He needs something better than that. It ain't hard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Kill younglings now I must." - Darth Yoda 2022
“only a sith crushes c**ks with rocks” had me dying
Yeah me to
This was legitimately one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen
haha thank you
Same 😂
I love how Darth Yoda patiently stands there listening to all of Gabizzo's banta o'sik.
“your arrogance blinds you”
**looks in the completely wrong direction**
"its not over palpatine, we both have the high ground" I DIED AHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS I HAVE EVER SEEN
I play a lot of Blade & Sorcery, but this is the most imaginative, hilarious take yet. Great job!
Thank you sir
Palpatine saying your arrogance blinds you as he stands around blinded by his own arrogance had me 😂😂
7:22 I love how yoda is just waiting
Oh God I'm laughing my ass off imagining Yoda taking anakins role 🤣
3:35 yoda cuts both knees
* proceeds to run away*
4:54 - 4:59 that was actually kinda sick
Just came across your channel today, absolutely hilarious 😂
thank you Calum : )
Same
Same
Same
"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE-... PRETTY GOOD"
4:05 MAXIMUM PAIN, I MUST ENDURE!!!!
I was not expecting this reference. Well played, good sir. Well played indeed.
“Give a crap about her, I do not”
Now THIS is quality content
3:43 why is the voice crack funny for some reason
i had just been sick :(
His obi wan voice is also a pretty amazing Beatle impression
8:11 "use the uncivilized weaponry of its own 240p" *casually Shoots Yoda with a blaster* "Torture his corpse d- I mean keep using the force" *Slices throat and throws in lava* so uncivilized *He says Sarcastically*
"Only a sith crushes c---- with rocks"
This video, "If Palpatine was like Joe Biden, and Yoda joined the Sith."🤣
Ah, well Yoda is now gone.
Turns around: Yoda staring at him
The part where Anakin and obiwan were missing each other is actually them waiting for an opening to strike !
Imagine the one Anakin kills all this time were Yoda's clone while Yoda kills younglings🤣
The moment he threw the rock I started laughing my ass off
I think I'm in love with this man and his precious channel
Greetings neighbour
Wth does obi wan sound like Paul McCartney 😂
this is hilarious you deserve way more attention because just wow and you do in fact know a whole lot about the force enough so to make everything you say pertain to it yet be completely insanely funny. make more videos!!!!
The legendary battle of an original youngling slayer to a smaller then a youngling themselves youngling slayer.
E p i c.
"Sliced and diced I have. Wiped them out I did"
I love how Gabzito shoots Yoda while Yoda is falling into the lava just to make sure he won’t come back
When Yoda overdose on Death sticks.
I want Anakin to be like this everywhere, I like this version of him more than every other version of him
This would actively be the most terrifying Sith Lord Combo ever. Yoda and Darth Sidious
Love these videos! Keep them up! You are super underrated
That intro had me dieing. "Give a shit about her, I do not." Lol
i've never seen blade and sorcery from a comedy perspective but i fucking love it, great work and also really good impressions
thank you very much robo
"Give a s**t about her, I do not. Kill younglings I must."
yoda spittin
I can die now, i have seen gods work
This was absolutely hilarious!!! So glad you came across my feed. Thank you for giving me a laugh! You most definitely just earned yourself another sub!
thank you! :)
5:35 SUPRISE ATTACK!
As funny as it was seeing Gabzito repeatedly banging his head on the wall and having to fly back down again, watching Gabzito and Yoda fight on the small platform over a lake of lava would have been AWESOME (Change my mind)
“Kill younglings now I must!”
*darth yoda*
8:48 execute order "subscribe",do it do it now.
Obi-wan does sound like a member of the beetles
"Your arrogance blinds you" LOL!!!! He was totally not looking at anikan
I wish Nomad had this kind of a star wars mod
Lightsaber legends mate. Yoda npc. Both these maps work on nomad
And the senate mod also works
Master Yoda there to many of them
That line on mustafar is actually perfect! This is honestly one of the funniest yt vids ever!
It's over yoda I have the... Did you just throw a rock at me
"Evil yoda sounds on keto"
This guy should be famous. THIS IS AMAZING!!!!! Just know, that you gained a subscriber today
thank you mr
just found this channel I love it
So that's where all the Yoda race members went, Yoda has been keeping them in his backpocket to use in battle.
The one I love, saved I have. Ketamine is what I love.
Love the comedy
(2:11) Oh hi Mark!
Also btw, love your vids man!
what I think is the funny thing about this video is when Yoda cut his hand is that he zoomed in on Yoda when he almost said bitc-
Henceforth you shall be known as Darth....ketamine
“ only a sixth crushed c**** which rocks” - gabzito 2022
Bro can't have knees near yoda
I feel like that he has the time of his life playing blade and sorcery while making vids since it looks so entertaining
👌👌 this is the best star wars content you get a like
Oh my God I love this 😂
This i one of the most funny channels on RUclips it’s so good
Thank you foxy
"Kill the younglings I must" XD
0:42 od I might of remember this I do not
This made me laugh so much 😂😂😂😂😂 so goated
0:44 I thought that Stab was so realistic. The way he falls to the ground after getting stabbed.
"he probably overdosed on ket"
Really good video man
thank youuu Edoardo
That move they did 😆 🤣 😂
This is hilarious 😂🤣
keep these videos coming!!😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣LOL!!!
I love that crusty is palpatine
0:33 OMG is that Tup?!!? :'(
5:24 You mean based move
for some reason this is second in the playlist
this channel is so funny
We both have the highground 😂
3:23 clean transition
yes Ani you should have known. there's kind of a galactic war going on over it.
Hey grandmaster yo- WHAT ARE YOU DOING AHHH
Obi wan sounds like Paul McCartney lol
HOW DID MY POTENTIAL APPRENTICE KILL ME NOOO!!!!!
I hear a new apprentice you have emperor
Or should I call you
Darth sidious
@@ALUMINIUMOXIDDE you are no match for the power of the dark side
A lot of these levels / maps are taken from the superb Movie Battles II mod for Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy- check it out!
This is great😆
Well at least Anakin can train his children Luke and Leia to be the next generation of Jedi and he can train other force sensitives to become the next generation of Jedi.
I used to be an adventurer like you, til I took a sabre to the knee
I should agree on that yoda
I haven't seen the full vid yet
this is amazing haha
I love you but idk how you can say the anakin obi-wan spinning move is stupid. It showed how evenly matched they were. It was an incredible detail.
Good thing youve got beskar knees, or this wouldve gone very differently