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  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial  5 лет назад +3265

    So there are a lot of comments about the moon thing (mostly about how its a jacks films' joke). Unfortunately, there are actually people who believe the moon, and space itself is nothing but a hologram. I've even met a few of these lovely people on my university campus.
    In other words. People are god damn stupid.

    • @annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd2877
      @annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd2877 5 лет назад +45

      This has nothing to do with your comment but I love your Oc and want permission to draw him

    • @dusaprukiyathan1613
      @dusaprukiyathan1613 5 лет назад +6

      @@annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd2877 Isn't that fair use?

    • @ladydimltrescu
      @ladydimltrescu 5 лет назад +13

      @@dusaprukiyathan1613 no.....you dont just copy others and say it F A I R. U S E...omg x 3 that's u.

    • @Saga_Anserum
      @Saga_Anserum 5 лет назад +5

      My god, those idiots

    • @raydonwaits2198
      @raydonwaits2198 5 лет назад +41

      I have met kids who have harassed my brother just because he does not believe god exists.

  • @ebqs
    @ebqs 5 лет назад +4984

    The moon doesn't disappear, Gru just steals it every so often.

    • @Technomancer666
      @Technomancer666 5 лет назад +79

      Underrated comment!

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 5 лет назад +100

      I thought of that one scene from Sonic Adventure 2 where Eggman blows up half the moon with a laser

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 5 лет назад +18

      Best comment here

    • @Roanan.
      @Roanan. 5 лет назад +41

      Actually the moon has family members it wants to go visit, so every so often it goes on a well-earned vacation to XZ10 Dimension.

    • @hummingbirde5147
      @hummingbirde5147 5 лет назад +54

      *Y O U T A K E T H E M O O N*
      And she took the kids-

  • @DetectiveNyx
    @DetectiveNyx 5 лет назад +721

    The "referring to women as females" one luckily has a happy ending - dude worked in the military and "females" was the way to refer to women in the military, he acknowledged it was creepy as sin and apologised.

    • @InFluxCapacitor
      @InFluxCapacitor 4 года назад +35

      Oh thank god

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 4 года назад +62

      I, an 18 year old female, never whether to refer to someone my own age as girl or woman so often stick to female. I think most of the creepiness comes from the context, since most of the time, niceguys and incels use female in a creepy way. Saying girl or woman is like not having the word "guy" and instead having to choose between boy or man.

    • @InFluxCapacitor
      @InFluxCapacitor 4 года назад +27

      @@lisahenry20 try replacing man and boy while speaking/typing in a non-military or administrative context and it'll have the same effect as using female.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 4 года назад +10

      @@InFluxCapacitor Are you saying trying using male instead of guy, boy or man?

    • @InFluxCapacitor
      @InFluxCapacitor 4 года назад +7

      @@lisahenry20 basically

  • @2MeterLP
    @2MeterLP 5 лет назад +701

    "HOW MANY CATS DID YOU MILK?!" is not a sentene I expected to hear today, but frankly on InsanePeopleFacebook I should expect the unexpected.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 года назад +12

      I just really, really have to know why that person thought it would be a good idea to milk stray cats in the first place...

    • @lastchance1829
      @lastchance1829 4 года назад +16

      WHO THE HE'LL LOOKS AT A CAT AND SAYS TO THEMSELF "mmm, I bet that thing has some tasty milk"

    • @maggiemagz5519
      @maggiemagz5519 4 года назад +5

      Got milk?

    • @notoriouswhitemoth
      @notoriouswhitemoth 3 года назад +1

      r/brandnewsentence

    • @PoopyDoopyFloop
      @PoopyDoopyFloop 3 года назад +1

      @@lastchance1829 yeah, cat milk is only for baby kittens, not people

  • @lux0rd01
    @lux0rd01 5 лет назад +784

    "Can you not like my boyfriends pictures? I don't care of you're related. That doesn't give you the right! "
    I would totally screen record myself liking every one of his pictures then send the video to her.

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 5 лет назад +48

      Blow a kiss at the end

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 года назад +31

      That girl seems extremely insecure. I hope the cousin tells him to dump her for his own good.

    • @martinperalta4189
      @martinperalta4189 4 года назад +6

      "You aren't part of the family that doesn't give you the right to like his pictures"

    • @martinperalta4189
      @martinperalta4189 4 года назад +15

      @@dx1450 insecure and extremely manipulative

    • @JAY-zf6jw
      @JAY-zf6jw 4 года назад +1

      This is why girls are so confusing sometimes

  • @theenlightenedgnome9835
    @theenlightenedgnome9835 5 лет назад +1396

    “How many cats did you milk??”
    -Oz, 2019

    • @LP-ey7np
      @LP-ey7np 5 лет назад +28

      6 a day... 8 on Tuesdays

    • @haileyc.2977
      @haileyc.2977 5 лет назад +11

      Trnq Zinc Monday's there's only 2 though because they hate Monday's

    • @saltsasher1656
      @saltsasher1656 5 лет назад

      7

    • @matthewgrgaddie
      @matthewgrgaddie 5 лет назад +2

      I wonder if it’s actually milk or something else that came from cats.

    • @shaxplosion
      @shaxplosion 5 лет назад

      That was probably Shane Dawson

  • @maskedrecruit4571
    @maskedrecruit4571 4 года назад +387

    "Backpacks are not for men. Carry a briefcase or carry nothing"
    Aight lemme just go bring my briefcase out into a warzone real quick since apparently the entire military is wrong about using backpacks.

    • @metoo3342
      @metoo3342 4 года назад +34

      It's easier to carry a backpack than a briefcase. Id rather have both my hands free. Briefcases look ugly too.

    • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
      @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 4 года назад +7

      @denise baber Umbrella Academy season 2 finale
      Trust me, it has a scene of that in there

    • @AverageSkavenEnjoyer
      @AverageSkavenEnjoyer 4 года назад +11

      Yeah how am I supposed to stuff the body into a briefcase

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 года назад +7

      random soup just use a suitcase, it works a lot better.

    • @AverageSkavenEnjoyer
      @AverageSkavenEnjoyer 4 года назад +5

      @@SorowFame ok I'll try that next time

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 5 лет назад +2654

    People who think the moon disappears are lunatics
    Etymology joke

  • @piffba
    @piffba 5 лет назад +694

    “Stop liking my bfs pictures”
    “He’s my cousin...”
    “And I’m his sister! Stop pretending, I know about you two! Ever since the Alabama celebration party!”

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 5 лет назад +5

      🤣 omg! Haha!

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 5 лет назад +27

      La Cupcake
      i knew someone else would make an alabama joke about that lol

    • @kimberlycollins4631
      @kimberlycollins4631 5 лет назад

      Well, I have nothing to do with this so SEE YA!

    • @isabellajemica
      @isabellajemica 5 лет назад

      Yep...of coirse there's gonna be an incest joke

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 5 лет назад

      _"But i saw my cousin with my mom at Alabama celebration party, and in that one Isekai anime."_

  • @amberlance3221
    @amberlance3221 4 года назад +281

    "The moon doesn't disappear in the shadow"
    Got me thinking.. the guy probaby struggles with object permanence, infants learn this 👌

    • @Nemesis_T-Type
      @Nemesis_T-Type 3 года назад +16

      When he turns the lights off, he thinks his whole bedroom has phased out of existance

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 3 года назад +3

      Exactly what I thought -- my only logical explanation for that post is that the guy doesn't know about the concept of object permanence

    • @SkullQueen_Chloe
      @SkullQueen_Chloe 3 года назад +2

      Chimps learn it at 1 month old. And honestly, I fully accept that a wild chimpanzee is smarter than a human. They don’t pay taxes. They are clearly smarter than us as a species.

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 2 года назад

      I struggle with object permanence sometimes, more often the other way around. How do I tell that two objects aren’t the same thing if they look identical?

  • @matthewcorbett9055
    @matthewcorbett9055 5 лет назад +384

    Ah yes *the moon is a hologram and windows and xbox aren't owned by Microsoft now have some stray cat milk and dirty chair tacos*

    • @khajiithaswares4147
      @khajiithaswares4147 4 года назад +18

      also *pants are only for men and backpacks are for children*

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 3 года назад

      This stuff is commun here, third world contries and your healthy living conditions...

  • @leaderunith4l324
    @leaderunith4l324 4 года назад +561

    “Pants were invented for men, not women”
    *Confused British noises*

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 4 года назад +30

      I think they’d be trousers for you, but I’m American so idk

    • @4cps777
      @4cps777 4 года назад +24

      @@peggedyourdad9560
      Yes, they are. Pants in British English are underwear as far as I know.
      (Idk I'm German)

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 года назад +5

      @@4cps777 ich glaube du hast Recht

    • @jennifercorbett8640
      @jennifercorbett8640 4 года назад +7

      The Romans: Joke's on you, O P P R E S S I O N.

    • @liwibird
      @liwibird 3 года назад +3

      this confused me too, I thought the quote was talking about how women can only wear skirts until I scrolled down

  • @gordonramsayslambsauce
    @gordonramsayslambsauce 5 лет назад +367

    3:31 "Can you not call my husband daddy? That's my job."
    "But mom-"

  • @liamwhite3522
    @liamwhite3522 5 лет назад +369

    "ThE mOoN lAnDiNg WaS fAkEd!"
    "Pft, please."
    "WhAt DiD yOu SaY?!"
    2:23 "You believe in the moon?"

    • @justinsutton5005
      @justinsutton5005 5 лет назад +17

      r/NoEarthSociety

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 лет назад +4

      Justin sutton Hold Up that’s a thing?!
      If it is I hope that’s Satire because then I’ll lose the majority of my faith in humanity.

    • @ohokay4663
      @ohokay4663 5 лет назад +1

      Typical of a scorpio to make that joke

    • @justinsutton5005
      @justinsutton5005 5 лет назад +1

      @@DiamondYoshi101 its satire

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 лет назад +1

      Justin sutton Oh thank goodness.

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +170

    2:54 this is the type of person who thinks their kid vanishes when they turn off their light at bedtime.

  • @pluto8835
    @pluto8835 5 лет назад +796

    “Women have legs”
    I can confirm, this is true.

    • @photoshophasstopped6900
      @photoshophasstopped6900 5 лет назад +60

      No, we don't. Our legs are nothing but an illusion created by the Governemnt. When every women is born we are forced to keep this secret, we are different from men, us *females* must keep this secret, or else society may collapse. This comment will not be here for long....I'm afraid now neither will I, they're gonna find me but someone had to know! Share my story friends.

    • @darkseid856
      @darkseid856 4 года назад +10

      @@photoshophasstopped6900 since you released this secret , I am preety sure that you are dead by now .

    • @Tired-Sunny
      @Tired-Sunny 4 года назад +6

      Lilith no its not i promise you that all woman’s legs (like my own) are VERY fake and we like to take them off before we sleep because its a lot easier to sleep with

    • @bideabiere6125
      @bideabiere6125 4 года назад +3

      Amputee : am I a joke to you

    • @AtemiRaven
      @AtemiRaven 4 года назад +6

      Lies! Next you are gunna tell me the clitoris actually exists and women actually have orgasms.

  • @newabyssinianmapping5310
    @newabyssinianmapping5310 5 лет назад +666

    these are the people who always took an extra vitamin gummy as kids

    • @amcat8015
      @amcat8015 5 лет назад +68

      They couldn't handle the power and it destroyed their sense of mind.

    • @potatotactics1398
      @potatotactics1398 5 лет назад +5

      I still do lol

    • @thereplier46
      @thereplier46 5 лет назад +14

      I usually have 5 extra gummies

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 5 лет назад +19

      This actually makes me really nostalgic. And you know what? No one can stop me from eating vitamin gummies right now, since I'm already taking vitamins. That's it, instead of those nasty drops I will from now on take vitamin gummies instead.

    • @unfetteredparacosmian
      @unfetteredparacosmian 5 лет назад +4

      I feel called out

  • @pierinasofiaacunaponcedele1505
    @pierinasofiaacunaponcedele1505 4 года назад +53

    9:21 Oz saying "Esperamos que esto ayude" is blessed. In love it even more because my mother language is spanish and he pronounced it very bien!

  • @DepressedAndDank
    @DepressedAndDank 5 лет назад +733

    These people are like Karens mixed with Kyles

  • @Oyasumi05
    @Oyasumi05 5 лет назад +1458

    Calling someone a "female" in any non formal or scientific context just sounds strange

    • @Callistosdotcom
      @Callistosdotcom 5 лет назад +94

      John Doe it was cropped. HIS RESPONSE WAS FROM YEARS AGO! He made a second response apologizing and saying he grew up in the military, and explaining that that's how they were told to refer to woman and those were the explanations. I saw the full post on tumblr

    • @LordEnder86
      @LordEnder86 4 года назад +36

      I love that ur name is John Doe and your image is Dio... somehow feels right lmao

    • @thekranker
      @thekranker 4 года назад +9

      Huh, that’s pretty true.
      Thanks, Dio.

    • @holysalmon1651
      @holysalmon1651 4 года назад +12

      I call my friends female sometimes for no reason

    • @海賊島のいい動画集
      @海賊島のいい動画集 4 года назад +12

      It’s pretty funny when used ironically

  • @matthewmurdock6187
    @matthewmurdock6187 4 года назад +109

    Don’t you hate it when your child’s fever is literally melting them alive? Happens to me all the time.

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 3 года назад +8

      Man, I had the worst headache a month ago... my room still smells like burnt flesh!

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024
    @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 5 лет назад +725

    " 6:07 um actually
    Women should wear pants and men should wear skirts
    That's a biological fact
    Because of genitals

    • @jojenirov1919
      @jojenirov1919 5 лет назад +93

      That's a fact. Pewdiepie doest have legs like most of the men so we should wear skirt.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 лет назад +10

      I want that!

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 5 лет назад +33

      It’s true I have skirt
      It’s a short story

    • @Kjajo
      @Kjajo 5 лет назад +79

      Well, Scots figured it out

    • @markaldrichsoria466
      @markaldrichsoria466 5 лет назад +3

      It makes a valid argument.

  • @UnfunnyFigs
    @UnfunnyFigs 5 лет назад +625

    99% the moon thing is a JacksFilms sub or an actual moon truther

    • @ajshitshed
      @ajshitshed 5 лет назад +43

      apparently that's an actual thing... or people looked at that jacksfilms pic and thought "hey that makes sense" and i dont know which is worse

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 лет назад +14

      I don't know there are a lot of people who think the moon's physical effect on the earth and tides is diminished when it's covered by a shadow, it's like a step away from saying it actually disappears

    • @brumbo181
      @brumbo181 5 лет назад +5

      *you’re

    • @anniemacaroni1918
      @anniemacaroni1918 5 лет назад +10

      I'm a fury, anti-vax, flat-earther, and a moon-truther

    • @UnfunnyFigs
      @UnfunnyFigs 5 лет назад +7

      @@anniemacaroni1918 furry

  • @kenny1552
    @kenny1552 5 лет назад +301

    Debra, I'm taking your yoga pants, these were made for men.
    John, You can't fit those-
    I CAN DREAM DEBRA.

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm 3 года назад +10

      This gives asdf movie vibes
      "Honey do you like my new shoes?"
      " You're a chair honey."
      "I CAN DREAM HERALD"

  • @maxmolasses1314
    @maxmolasses1314 5 лет назад +419

    Walmart: gets rid of violent video games to prevent gun violence.
    Gun violence: still happens.
    Walmart: *shocked pikachu face*

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад +26

      Walmart: Puts a literal gun display next to the children's games aisle
      Also Walmart: I see nothing wrong

    • @bastik.3011
      @bastik.3011 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah like isn't it strange that in countries like Germany Gun and Violence Crimes are rare were guns and knifes are highly regulated but video games undergo a simple age rating?
      Hm I don't see a conection

    • @Traeknald
      @Traeknald 5 лет назад +1

      Walmart: *still literally sells guns*

    • @ghoulishgam3r508
      @ghoulishgam3r508 5 лет назад +2

      Walmart didn't get rid of violent games. They took down advertisements for violent games and movies. Get your facts straight.

    • @truckkun7704
      @truckkun7704 5 лет назад +1

      Ghoulish Gamer yet still showcase guns

  • @rabiez_luvr6910
    @rabiez_luvr6910 5 лет назад +318

    9:58 this is what happens when you tell straight girls they’re bisexual for listening to sweater weather

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 5 лет назад +44

      Thats like becoming gay for listening to freddie mercury

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 5 лет назад +11

      Samuel I don’t wanna die

    • @JenniferM0427
      @JenniferM0427 4 года назад +15

      Like 14 year olds becoming depressed because of listening to Billie eilish

    • @pinkerton500
      @pinkerton500 4 года назад +28

      the way i'm a bi girl and i have to witness this straight girls acting like this truly *hurts*

    • @cjck1344
      @cjck1344 4 года назад

      Puppet master 1218 Oh shut the fuck up

  • @judgmentalanimal
    @judgmentalanimal 4 года назад +160

    As a [SAPPHIC] woman, when I heard the “I’m bisexual but I don’t like girls! EWW!” I literally had to pause the video to just contemplate how humanity came to this

    • @imakeokart5608
      @imakeokart5608 4 года назад +12

      I was like *Stares into the distance and starts sharpening my knife I named knowledge so when I stab them they get smarter, my gun*

    • @sleepyneko1885
      @sleepyneko1885 4 года назад +3

      I'm bi two I was really confused

    • @painslut
      @painslut 3 года назад +9

      I mean, could be that they like guys and non-binaries, but I'm not at this part of the video yet-

    • @judgmentalanimal
      @judgmentalanimal 3 года назад +1

      @@painslut Bisexual means liking boys and girls. I didn’t see anything in the post saying that they liked non-binaries.

    • @painslut
      @painslut 3 года назад +6

      @@judgmentalanimal
      I know. But the prefix "bi-" mean "two", so it wouldn't be technically impossible to like the opposite gender and non-binaries. And, like I said, I wasn't at this point of the video yet.

  • @ProjectNetoku
    @ProjectNetoku 5 лет назад +189

    "How many cats did you milk"
    I never thought I'd hear a man have to ask this question in the modern age, good lord XD

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 5 лет назад +7

      The real question, how many times that guys hands got scratched up? They should be bloody from all those stray cats.

    • @rosaliepatterson
      @rosaliepatterson 5 лет назад +4

      Did you think you would need to ask "how many cats did that man milk?" at any other time?

    • @ProjectNetoku
      @ProjectNetoku 5 лет назад +1

      @@rosaliepatterson yea on Thursdays that's a completely normal day for everyone in my town to tackle their animals and milk them take that out of context I live in the backwaters of California its fine

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 5 лет назад +1

      Aukion Makiro My cat literally walked in right as he said the words "Cat Milk"

    • @elizabethhutt7743
      @elizabethhutt7743 4 года назад

      I hear it’s full of Vitamin R

  • @wheeeeeeeeeee
    @wheeeeeeeeeee 5 лет назад +275

    *sees cat milk* Oh they just mean milk for cats.
    2 seconds later
    Oh.........

    • @blackrabbit8651
      @blackrabbit8651 5 лет назад +13

      o h n o

    • @brumbo181
      @brumbo181 5 лет назад +11

      *o h f l i p n o*

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 5 лет назад +10

      Seriously though, how many cats did they milk? That's an amount of milk that you wouldn't even get from a goat, so it has to be at least 5 cats

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 5 лет назад +1

      @@yojot3pi bruh

  • @DrD0cx25
    @DrD0cx25 4 года назад +144

    "Ons hoop dit help"
    Me as a Dutch person: 'intensive colonisation sounds'

    • @somarushinde1704
      @somarushinde1704 4 года назад +4

      first they burn the woman then they brun them self

    • @robbenuyttens4977
      @robbenuyttens4977 4 года назад +3

      Ja hoezo is ons hoop dit wel, wel deftig nederlands

    • @jaiden8834
      @jaiden8834 4 года назад +2

      Zekers

    • @sampledrumye7639
      @sampledrumye7639 4 года назад +8

      Me as a Dutch person : *gets excited that there is dutch, struggles to understand cuz maybe dyslexia, finally understands and continues life*

    • @modothegreat108
      @modothegreat108 4 года назад +4

      @@sampledrumye7639 Ik geloof niet dat het probleem hier dyslexie was. Die zin is gewoon slecht Nederlands.

  • @sheppin_
    @sheppin_ 5 лет назад +208

    2:32
    Me: *Slinks into the shadows*
    This Person: OH MY GOD SHE DISAPEARD

    • @loaf7405
      @loaf7405 5 лет назад +2

      If that's how it works i don't exist

    • @sheppin_
      @sheppin_ 5 лет назад +2

      official germanize army Haha same

    • @er4110
      @er4110 5 лет назад +3

      I mean that's how NPCs think in a videogame so they are being true to their programming.

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 4 года назад

      Fea Li what is object permanence?

  • @northstar6920
    @northstar6920 5 лет назад +148

    7:17 "I Yearn for true gender equality."
    "I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone 'not being a man' when it's convenient!." - A true man of culture 2017

    • @cheftein_of_sandsasfdrsaf6981
      @cheftein_of_sandsasfdrsaf6981 5 лет назад +14

      Honestly i feel like being hit once and the attacker being agressive still, it being an even or uphill battle is enough of a couse for anyone to hit anyone

    • @larrybutz742
      @larrybutz742 5 лет назад +6

      I believe it’s only for self defense, to put it simply.

    • @elotesmanjuan2403
      @elotesmanjuan2403 5 лет назад +5

      Dan your talking about Kazuma aren't you?

    • @northstar6920
      @northstar6920 5 лет назад +5

      @@elotesmanjuan2403 What other true men of culture and gender equality do you know?...

    • @thatoneguy-lk5nc
      @thatoneguy-lk5nc 5 лет назад +11

      Legally, its if anyone hits you, you are protected by law to defend yourself. No matter who it is. For we are all equal

  • @deadchannel9911
    @deadchannel9911 4 года назад +173

    7:30
    But if women and men are equal
    If women have equal rights....
    Then men can hit back after one hit.

  • @Helltamirre
    @Helltamirre 5 лет назад +41

    7:06
    Infantryman carrying 50L backpack: Sure. Briefcase.

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 5 лет назад +1

      Are backpacks measured in litres?

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 4 года назад +2

      MrManiac3 yup

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 4 года назад +1

      MrManiac3 i could fill a pool with them pack

  • @bigsokol4679
    @bigsokol4679 5 лет назад +73

    The Microsoft conversation made me punch a hole in my wall

    • @MaizePlains
      @MaizePlains 5 лет назад

      Me too

    • @bigsokol4679
      @bigsokol4679 5 лет назад +2

      @@MaizePlains I dO ReSeArCh UnLiKe YoU

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 5 лет назад +1

      think positive!
      you made your own personal glory hole

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 5 лет назад +2

      Makes me wish i could punch the source of my anger instead of harming innocent, defenseless walls, but laws speak otherwise

    • @birdsaresinners3373
      @birdsaresinners3373 5 лет назад

      Sup kyle

  • @biliminsrlar5752
    @biliminsrlar5752 4 года назад +32

    Hannibal riding elephants to Rome was already super badass.Imagine if he was riding a god damn T-Rex and eating Roman soldiers with it.

  • @michael1894
    @michael1894 5 лет назад +160

    One of those languages was Afrikaans (my home language)
    It's nice to see it used to take down a Karen

    • @lily_littleangel
      @lily_littleangel 5 лет назад +21

      Ah that's why it looked like botched Dutch. Thought it was a misspelling. Thanks for clarifying

    • @beu9245
      @beu9245 5 лет назад +4

      I also thought they just fucked up big time trying to write in Dutch

    • @themcbandit908
      @themcbandit908 5 лет назад +3

      Eyyyyy Afrikaans is my home language too. I guess we are both from South Africa then xD

    • @michael1894
      @michael1894 5 лет назад +5

      @@themcbandit908 lekker man, it's not like their are millions of Afrikaans RUclipsrs so it's nice to see, and ja I'm from Pretoria

    • @Oatmeal_Mann
      @Oatmeal_Mann 5 лет назад

      Die Amerikaners gebruik ons taal, maar hulle gee nie om oor die plaasmoorde nie.

  • @honeytabbies
    @honeytabbies 5 лет назад +37

    3:08
    “A little bitter because they were strays, but not bad with c- _has a stroke_ -not bad with cereal.”

  • @calamariiiii
    @calamariiiii 4 года назад +41

    7:53
    I was half sleep till i heard someone scream my name
    “WTF MARISA!”
    Making me wake up thinking I’m late for school...

  • @freyjaames9161
    @freyjaames9161 5 лет назад +389

    Bruh, “women” is pronounced “wimin”
    Woman is singular

  • @mrmadness4703
    @mrmadness4703 5 лет назад +75

    "So they can breed them and ride them"
    "Ark theme intensifies"

  • @riocalleclips
    @riocalleclips 4 года назад +41

    3:03 Update everyone: Those cats were male, sorry for the inconvenience

  • @faustuscashews8434
    @faustuscashews8434 5 лет назад +63

    I was eating cereal when you got to the cat milk part
    I'm not okay

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 5 лет назад +2

      Don’t worry cat milk can’t hurt you

  • @plague_doctor____5009
    @plague_doctor____5009 5 лет назад +80

    We would mostlikley breed dinosaurs for mounts because of how deadly they are and they would be great world animals...
    And yes it to would be badass

    • @wrentheelf2656
      @wrentheelf2656 5 лет назад

      Except we'd be dead before we could try...
      (I'm going to get woooshed, aren't I?...)

    • @blackrabbit8651
      @blackrabbit8651 5 лет назад

      r/woooshed

    • @Devastator21
      @Devastator21 5 лет назад +1

      That would be fucking cool

    • @potatotactics1398
      @potatotactics1398 5 лет назад +1

      Or we can just play ark and pretend to do it without the risk of dying

    • @ItsDragonsAllTheWayDown
      @ItsDragonsAllTheWayDown 5 лет назад +3

      In this glorious hypothetical, I wonder how bred down they'd be by now though. I mean, wolves to pugs, dinosaurs to geckos kinda thing.

  • @averageperson4953
    @averageperson4953 4 года назад +48

    9:04 Dang, I didn’t know the US had THAT many languages. I knew we had a lot of langs, but not 311

    • @acekotana4425
      @acekotana4425 4 года назад +5

      A lot of them are probably just smaller communities, like (idk where exactly) the sort of German-American mix spoken somewhere around the west coast.
      And then you have immigrants speaking languages which are far from official.

    • @mon0lithic629
      @mon0lithic629 4 года назад +5

      USA is, basically, a hub for immigrants and tourists from all over the world. Hell, Native population is much smaller than immigrant populus

    • @prind142
      @prind142 4 года назад

      @@BlockedUser420 theres someone from everywhere in the US. Therefore every language is spoken by someone.

  • @calebmurray4438
    @calebmurray4438 4 года назад +9

    If you’re wondering about the cats at the end, most people hadn’t actually seen cats back then because they weren’t very widely owned in medieval times, so the art is done off the description. I actually find it very impressive that they manage to get everything but the cat’s face right.

  • @trashcan3537
    @trashcan3537 4 года назад +24

    8:10
    That’s basically asking him to change his sexual orientation to still be with you.....

    • @starnorthstarnorth
      @starnorthstarnorth 3 года назад +3

      Some straight people still enter a gay relationship if their s/o is trans. It doesn't make you any less straight (or in the other way any less gay). It's because you care about your s/o enough to still support them. So not *completely*, but yes, a lot of people are uncomfortable to continue dating people who change their gender to one they aren't attracted to.

  • @parkerlee8071
    @parkerlee8071 4 года назад +6

    11:30 the reason these cats exist is because the monks who painted them in the books the had to hand-copy were looking for shortcuts.

  • @seniorhill1667
    @seniorhill1667 4 года назад +27

    "I dont use Microsoft, it steals your data"
    *uses facebook*

  • @ahnurmom_187
    @ahnurmom_187 5 лет назад +59

    If you take online school classes, you can still watch these videos

  • @brendenthebomb1546
    @brendenthebomb1546 4 года назад +37

    9:56
    Ok i i think i may have made a bit of sense out of this
    It says she "does not fall for them"
    Meaning she does not fall in love, but that does not mean she is not sexually attracted to women, it could be that she doesn't find them romantically appealing but still finds them sexually attractive.
    Not saying thats what she meant but technically there is nothing about that statement that would make that situation impossible

    • @RecoveryPlayz
      @RecoveryPlayz 4 года назад +4

      Got a point there...

    • @acekotana4425
      @acekotana4425 4 года назад +3

      Ok, this can explain it but the post would still be wrong.
      What you said is bi-romantic but heterosexual while the post explicitly says bisexual, if the post only said bi then it'd be entirely correct if your explanation is true. But he way the person posting phrased it implied actually falling for the same gender sexually.

    • @sukaisage
      @sukaisage 4 года назад +5

      @@acekotana4425 They said the exact opposite. Did you read the comment? Re-read it.

    • @thegaminggirls2154
      @thegaminggirls2154 4 года назад +14

      You’re right
      Though most likely she is just an idiot that wants to be included in something so that she can feel special
      I think this because she called falling for girls “disgusting” which probably means she doesn’t find them romantically or sexually appealing
      So she’s probably just trying to be included in the lgbtq+ community because it makes her feel special even though all she is doing is hurting our community since it’s people like her that make others think we’re all just trying to get attention

  • @InternetinaNutshellChannel
    @InternetinaNutshellChannel 5 лет назад +81

    Why is baby in the oven?
    Why not?

    • @thebluefox6494
      @thebluefox6494 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @VOLAIRE
      @VOLAIRE 5 лет назад +3

      Concern 100

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад

      Nah, the baby wasn't in the oven.
      1. Turn oven dial to 250
      2. stick hand in oven
      3. put other hand on baby's head
      4. "Hmm, yeah. This is about the same temperature"
      thought process: Yes, I only turned the oven on 30 seconds ago, but the oven dial mustn't lie!
      Hmm, what was it about that "pre-heat oven" thing on cooking instructions? That line is a mystery I guess I'll never know

  • @wildwolf405
    @wildwolf405 5 лет назад +68

    I swear half the people doing conspiracy theories and stuff like that are still yet to develops object permanence

  • @rubitch
    @rubitch 4 года назад +7

    A few days ago, I saw a channel reporting on the Local58 channel conspiracy, the Local58 channel had pre-recorded videos and was a TV channel, the channel seems to circulate around how the moon is an eldritch abomination, the conspiracy made sense so much to the point it scared me and I had trouble sleeping the next 2 nights, so when I saw the thumbnail, I got very scared.

  • @deldarel
    @deldarel 5 лет назад +34

    at 9:25 I erroneously corrected 'Ons hoop dit help!' to 'we hopen dat dit helpt' as the former is an utter mess in Dutch grammar.
    I forgot that this is actually a correct sentence in Afrikaans.

    • @justbart4112
      @justbart4112 5 лет назад +6

      I was so confused at the sentence before I remembered Afrikaans was a language very simillair to dutch

    • @chopstick1671
      @chopstick1671 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah... I was confused af until I remembered Afrikaans...
      I really hope they didn’t try to write Dutch there... that would be the classic Google Translate though...

    • @unmasc
      @unmasc 5 лет назад

      i was looking for a comment like this, i’m pretty sure the target employee used google translate but who’s to say the person they were responding to even knew what the language was supposed to be. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @mechanist2055
      @mechanist2055 3 года назад +1

      @@unmasc no google translate tranlates its correctly so i think its meant to be afrikaans

  • @bobtreduis2737
    @bobtreduis2737 5 лет назад +25

    7:19 once. If a *FEMALE* hits a dude, once, then diddly darn hit her back... damn.
    ~I am a *F E M A L E*

    • @hydrofake9574
      @hydrofake9574 5 лет назад +2

      PREACH

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 5 лет назад

      Oh my god. Its Bob. Arent you the one on the sorrow tv video talking about how you're in the 0.1 percentile???

    • @bobtreduis2737
      @bobtreduis2737 5 лет назад

      booty_ hunter420 Sure am babes~ I’m the one who gave him the video idea that sparked hundreds of thousands of views 😘

    • @bobtreduis2737
      @bobtreduis2737 5 лет назад

      booty_ hunter420 if you’d like, try and find more of my obvious bait comments they’re everywhere~

    • @prestonmarlowe8126
      @prestonmarlowe8126 4 года назад +2

      I 100% agree with this, I don't care what your gender is, if you hit me you better well be expecting to put up a fight

  • @sachiel197
    @sachiel197 4 года назад +28

    6:44 I read that as CBT
    and wondered what "cock and ball torture" oils are

  • @limeonade5668
    @limeonade5668 5 лет назад +152

    YOU UPLOAD ONCE MINECRAFT MONDAY STARTS
    Still good video tho

  • @SoFloTrashPanda
    @SoFloTrashPanda 5 лет назад +14

    One thing about the moon: You can't see a new moon not because it's shadowed-- but because it rises at sunrise and sets at sunset (ie: literally not there at night).

    • @tarmairon431
      @tarmairon431 5 лет назад

      If the moon was not in its own shadow, you could see it at day.

    •  5 лет назад

      @@tarmairon431 I did

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 года назад +9

    (7:00) I'm a Swedish person, I carry a -backpack- rucksack as part of my tradition.

  • @fathergrif9248
    @fathergrif9248 5 лет назад +28

    The shadows make the moon dissaper. SCIENCE

    • @jelle2306
      @jelle2306 5 лет назад +2

      Thats not science its called something i forgot

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 лет назад

      @@jelle2306 Basic logic that even 1 year olds are capable of. Not even common sense, but basic logic.
      Just because you can't see something anymore doesn't mean it _literally vanishes from existence_

    • @fathergrif9248
      @fathergrif9248 5 лет назад

      @Northern Lights dude that's great

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 3 года назад +3

    4:50 Every time some internet says 'feeemales' I immedeately think of the Daleks doing a razzia in the Doctor Who S4 finale.

  • @JJ-xr3oq
    @JJ-xr3oq 5 лет назад +33

    I can imagine this guy screaming “fairy god parents”

  • @djyoudontneedtoknow4707
    @djyoudontneedtoknow4707 5 лет назад +19

    The moon does disappear every month
    Koro-sensei succeeded

    • @JAY-zf6jw
      @JAY-zf6jw 4 года назад +1

      Dj You don't need to know ... huzzah, a man of culture

  • @gr1m720
    @gr1m720 5 лет назад +10

    2:52 is that why in assassins creed u just hide in a corner and ur fine

  • @DemonEyeXGamer
    @DemonEyeXGamer 4 года назад +3

    That Microsoft one sounds like every person I got into an argument with over the internet.

  • @oftheaethereal
    @oftheaethereal 4 года назад +3

    Hearing my deadname yelled out of the blue mid video legit made jump out of my seat in fear

  • @sarasorrell9176
    @sarasorrell9176 5 лет назад +32

    How do you milk a cat? *Why* would you milk a cat?

    • @devcrom3
      @devcrom3 5 лет назад +1

      You can milk anything with nipples.

    • @-Burb
      @-Burb 5 лет назад +8

      Skyler Campa
      Brb gonna go milk my lizard.

    • @theluckygamer10
      @theluckygamer10 5 лет назад

      @@-Burb I'll bring my pug!

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson 5 лет назад +1

      @@devcrom3 what about you?

    • @user-ci3ke1po3o
      @user-ci3ke1po3o 5 лет назад

      Because *milk*

  • @zorrpu
    @zorrpu Год назад +2

    10:22 just a friendly reminder that almost all vhs tapes are monetarily worthless, especially Disney, due to the large quantity produced. i love collecting vhs tapes, but it is not about the money

  • @catgirlcraft1774
    @catgirlcraft1774 5 лет назад +159

    10:10
    ‘I’m a bi woman!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!’
    Girl: ‘ok wanna do the shrex’
    ‘Ewwwww noooooo don’t be grosssssss’
    Look lady what other gender are you attracted to, attack helicopter!?!?!?

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 5 лет назад +7

      Lol. This is underrated.

    • @boneboy3264
      @boneboy3264 5 лет назад +19

      attack helicopter jokes are transphobic but I get where you're coming from. god. that woman.

    • @Yomiell
      @Yomiell 5 лет назад +3

      ​@@boneboy3264 So you're saying there are only two genders? lmao

    • @irishuisman1450
      @irishuisman1450 5 лет назад +3

      _shrex_

    • @kip6427
      @kip6427 5 лет назад +8

      @Robbert Kööp Uh, non-binary, genderfluid and intersex... As well as male and female.

  • @Just_Adrian_
    @Just_Adrian_ 4 года назад +3

    People in the 1950: the legal number of hits until the guy can punch back is 0

  • @evem6154
    @evem6154 4 года назад +8

    Yeah, aborting via this means is not healthy, and that is one reason we need easy access to safe abortion.

    • @willow887
      @willow887 4 года назад +2

      Also you can't poop out a baby. Otherwise I agree with you

  • @lukasmit763
    @lukasmit763 3 года назад +3

    "ons hoop dit help"
    Me as a Afrikaans person: my time has come

  • @macboygamer7538
    @macboygamer7538 3 года назад +4

    0:45 DONT WASTE THE MANS TIME!!

  • @imdumbbut1681
    @imdumbbut1681 4 года назад +4

    I spat my milk when the guy said “look into the mirror and slap yourself” and I don’t know why it was so funny to me

  • @Stardust_Lei978
    @Stardust_Lei978 5 лет назад +23

    my brain cells are dying faster than an unvaccinated child

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen 4 года назад +4

    Moon disappears every _month._
    _Month._
    "Moon" + "...n't"
    *MOON'T*

  • @yalkn2073
    @yalkn2073 3 года назад +1

    Giant snails were probably some kind of meme like "kilroy was here". Snails eat paper. And knights fighting giant snails in book presumably protecting the book is pretty funny

  • @xionart6302
    @xionart6302 4 года назад +6

    When the Dino’s were there and so was the drawing of oz holding the staff, all i thought of was Ozpin from RWBY. I don’t know why

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 5 лет назад +10

    6:15
    Tight skirts: *_Am I a joke to you?_*

  • @FranboiseSenpai
    @FranboiseSenpai 4 года назад

    That post about someone complaining that they saw a Spanish ad just reminds me how I, a person who lives in Belgium, litteraly only have ads in Dutch even though my PC is parameted in French

  • @Oyasumi05
    @Oyasumi05 5 лет назад +7

    "Refer to them as a separate species" honestly makes it sound like a troll tbh

  • @CheeseMiser
    @CheeseMiser 4 года назад +3

    7:11 Can we just take the time to appreciate the time it took to edit this and make this scene animated

  • @scarfguy5337
    @scarfguy5337 5 лет назад +3

    That dude complaining about men carrying backpacks would hate to see me and my satchel I keep my electronics in when I'm going to work

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight 4 года назад +3

    If these moon conspiracies keep up, the rhyme isn’t going to be “I see the moon and the moon sees me,” it’s going to be *”where the hell did the moon go”*

  • @amcat8015
    @amcat8015 5 лет назад +15

    Lmao y'all believe in the moon 😂😂😂

  • @WhoIsJaiK
    @WhoIsJaiK Год назад +1

    2:16 these are the type of people that will call you “sheep” or “sheeple”

  • @Anne-zm2yl
    @Anne-zm2yl 5 лет назад +41

    1:24 yes I did search it up and yes you can self abort with laxatives and do I regret it yes I do... I took one for the team and my fbi is very concerned also ill say about 1 to 2 pack will do and a lot of pushing

    • @Hyreia
      @Hyreia 5 лет назад +4

      I had to check too. I was initially horrified at how many "safe natural abortion methods from home" results I got... but then saw a lot mention over-the-counter pills beforehand so I'm just going to wash my hands. If someone resorts to these then they're already desperate and don't have other means; I can't judge.

    • @gordonramsayslambsauce
      @gordonramsayslambsauce 5 лет назад +2

      I'd so rather just take the abortion pill

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie Год назад +1

      ​​@@Hyreiaeah, it's horrible that shit like this is what is so stigmatized. It's terrible seeing people so desperate, and scared. Having a child is a huge commitment, will "ruin" a woman's body, and also is horrible for mental health if you aren't prepared. It's better not to put a child in that miserable situation either.

  • @nadeshikorealnofake2237
    @nadeshikorealnofake2237 5 лет назад +12

    How come there are people who say the moon is not there!
    We are in 2019 and people still ignores that Kaguya and the Moon rabbits live there since ancient times, do your research!
    *(this is not a serious comment)*

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 4 года назад +1

    11:25
    ABOUT THE SNAILS!
    This is just what I have heard, but basically the reason there's a lot of snails in Medieval arts is because the Lombards were depicted as Snails.
    Lombards were the Barbarian who would eventually invade Italy, he heartland of Medieval Europe, during the 600's AD.

  • @jreererer8490
    @jreererer8490 4 года назад +4

    I don't know how i managed to not throw up when the cat milk thing came on the screen

  • @evita7874
    @evita7874 3 года назад +3

    1:53 Ehhh does he know that Windows and Xbox are part of microsoft?Is like telling you hate all things made by Pepsi and your favorite snack is Doritos

  • @fandomsgaloreiloveit
    @fandomsgaloreiloveit 4 года назад +1

    It's so hard to watch this...yet I can't stop.

  • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
    @ILikeToLaughAtYou 4 года назад +3

    6:50
    *SOMEONE* has never heard of the military

  • @777-b2h
    @777-b2h 5 лет назад +81

    Nobody:
    Literally not a single soul:
    **there is 6,9k likes on this video**
    Me: *NICE*

    • @kduck789
      @kduck789 5 лет назад +2

      69 means 2 people doing a circle on the bed or floor

    • @777-b2h
      @777-b2h 5 лет назад +1

      @@kduck789 ehm.... I know what it means

    • @kduck789
      @kduck789 5 лет назад +1

      @Godssniper YT Just saying

    • @777-b2h
      @777-b2h 5 лет назад +1

      @@kduck789 ok

  • @manxuma123
    @manxuma123 3 года назад +1

    What you said at the end about knights taming dinosaurs sounds like a amazing idea for a fantasy rts game.

  • @NightmarishAngel413
    @NightmarishAngel413 5 лет назад +37

    I feel like his avatar is based off of ozpin from RWBY

    • @wrentheelf2656
      @wrentheelf2656 5 лет назад +3

      Oh my god... It DOES look like that...

    • @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68
      @jblockman_59nunyabidnis68 5 лет назад +3

      I mean... it has oz in the name

    • @holycrusader6972
      @holycrusader6972 5 лет назад +2

      He has a pin with oz on it on his jacket its fairly obvious otherwise its just one hell of a coincidence

    • @TheAlmightyJello
      @TheAlmightyJello 5 лет назад

      I keep thinking that every time I see it.

  • @seantaggart7382
    @seantaggart7382 5 лет назад +9

    1:07 let's look at the -dumpster fire- "CLEAN place"

    • @nerd_nato564
      @nerd_nato564 5 лет назад

      That isn't a dumpster fire! That's a *chair* fire. Very different.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 лет назад

      @@nerd_nato564 Well close enough

  • @angrybeardmantm6830
    @angrybeardmantm6830 3 года назад +2

    6:49 *Literal Soldiers who carry kilograms of equipment into battle*: am i a joke to you?

  • @alcerdemon9768
    @alcerdemon9768 5 лет назад +6

    The sponge monkeys hunt my dreams.
    Thank you.