So there are a lot of comments about the moon thing (mostly about how its a jacks films' joke). Unfortunately, there are actually people who believe the moon, and space itself is nothing but a hologram. I've even met a few of these lovely people on my university campus. In other words. People are god damn stupid.
The "referring to women as females" one luckily has a happy ending - dude worked in the military and "females" was the way to refer to women in the military, he acknowledged it was creepy as sin and apologised.
I, an 18 year old female, never whether to refer to someone my own age as girl or woman so often stick to female. I think most of the creepiness comes from the context, since most of the time, niceguys and incels use female in a creepy way. Saying girl or woman is like not having the word "guy" and instead having to choose between boy or man.
@@lisahenry20 try replacing man and boy while speaking/typing in a non-military or administrative context and it'll have the same effect as using female.
"Can you not like my boyfriends pictures? I don't care of you're related. That doesn't give you the right! " I would totally screen record myself liking every one of his pictures then send the video to her.
"Backpacks are not for men. Carry a briefcase or carry nothing" Aight lemme just go bring my briefcase out into a warzone real quick since apparently the entire military is wrong about using backpacks.
“Stop liking my bfs pictures” “He’s my cousin...” “And I’m his sister! Stop pretending, I know about you two! Ever since the Alabama celebration party!”
Chimps learn it at 1 month old. And honestly, I fully accept that a wild chimpanzee is smarter than a human. They don’t pay taxes. They are clearly smarter than us as a species.
I struggle with object permanence sometimes, more often the other way around. How do I tell that two objects aren’t the same thing if they look identical?
No, we don't. Our legs are nothing but an illusion created by the Governemnt. When every women is born we are forced to keep this secret, we are different from men, us *females* must keep this secret, or else society may collapse. This comment will not be here for long....I'm afraid now neither will I, they're gonna find me but someone had to know! Share my story friends.
Lilith no its not i promise you that all woman’s legs (like my own) are VERY fake and we like to take them off before we sleep because its a lot easier to sleep with
This actually makes me really nostalgic. And you know what? No one can stop me from eating vitamin gummies right now, since I'm already taking vitamins. That's it, instead of those nasty drops I will from now on take vitamin gummies instead.
John Doe it was cropped. HIS RESPONSE WAS FROM YEARS AGO! He made a second response apologizing and saying he grew up in the military, and explaining that that's how they were told to refer to woman and those were the explanations. I saw the full post on tumblr
I don't know there are a lot of people who think the moon's physical effect on the earth and tides is diminished when it's covered by a shadow, it's like a step away from saying it actually disappears
Yeah like isn't it strange that in countries like Germany Gun and Violence Crimes are rare were guns and knifes are highly regulated but video games undergo a simple age rating? Hm I don't see a conection
As a [SAPPHIC] woman, when I heard the “I’m bisexual but I don’t like girls! EWW!” I literally had to pause the video to just contemplate how humanity came to this
@@judgmentalanimal I know. But the prefix "bi-" mean "two", so it wouldn't be technically impossible to like the opposite gender and non-binaries. And, like I said, I wasn't at this point of the video yet.
@@rosaliepatterson yea on Thursdays that's a completely normal day for everyone in my town to tackle their animals and milk them take that out of context I live in the backwaters of California its fine
7:17 "I Yearn for true gender equality." "I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone 'not being a man' when it's convenient!." - A true man of culture 2017
Honestly i feel like being hit once and the attacker being agressive still, it being an even or uphill battle is enough of a couse for anyone to hit anyone
A lot of them are probably just smaller communities, like (idk where exactly) the sort of German-American mix spoken somewhere around the west coast. And then you have immigrants speaking languages which are far from official.
If you’re wondering about the cats at the end, most people hadn’t actually seen cats back then because they weren’t very widely owned in medieval times, so the art is done off the description. I actually find it very impressive that they manage to get everything but the cat’s face right.
Some straight people still enter a gay relationship if their s/o is trans. It doesn't make you any less straight (or in the other way any less gay). It's because you care about your s/o enough to still support them. So not *completely*, but yes, a lot of people are uncomfortable to continue dating people who change their gender to one they aren't attracted to.
9:56 Ok i i think i may have made a bit of sense out of this It says she "does not fall for them" Meaning she does not fall in love, but that does not mean she is not sexually attracted to women, it could be that she doesn't find them romantically appealing but still finds them sexually attractive. Not saying thats what she meant but technically there is nothing about that statement that would make that situation impossible
Ok, this can explain it but the post would still be wrong. What you said is bi-romantic but heterosexual while the post explicitly says bisexual, if the post only said bi then it'd be entirely correct if your explanation is true. But he way the person posting phrased it implied actually falling for the same gender sexually.
You’re right Though most likely she is just an idiot that wants to be included in something so that she can feel special I think this because she called falling for girls “disgusting” which probably means she doesn’t find them romantically or sexually appealing So she’s probably just trying to be included in the lgbtq+ community because it makes her feel special even though all she is doing is hurting our community since it’s people like her that make others think we’re all just trying to get attention
Nah, the baby wasn't in the oven. 1. Turn oven dial to 250 2. stick hand in oven 3. put other hand on baby's head 4. "Hmm, yeah. This is about the same temperature" thought process: Yes, I only turned the oven on 30 seconds ago, but the oven dial mustn't lie! Hmm, what was it about that "pre-heat oven" thing on cooking instructions? That line is a mystery I guess I'll never know
A few days ago, I saw a channel reporting on the Local58 channel conspiracy, the Local58 channel had pre-recorded videos and was a TV channel, the channel seems to circulate around how the moon is an eldritch abomination, the conspiracy made sense so much to the point it scared me and I had trouble sleeping the next 2 nights, so when I saw the thumbnail, I got very scared.
at 9:25 I erroneously corrected 'Ons hoop dit help!' to 'we hopen dat dit helpt' as the former is an utter mess in Dutch grammar. I forgot that this is actually a correct sentence in Afrikaans.
Yeah... I was confused af until I remembered Afrikaans... I really hope they didn’t try to write Dutch there... that would be the classic Google Translate though...
i was looking for a comment like this, i’m pretty sure the target employee used google translate but who’s to say the person they were responding to even knew what the language was supposed to be. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
One thing about the moon: You can't see a new moon not because it's shadowed-- but because it rises at sunrise and sets at sunset (ie: literally not there at night).
@@jelle2306 Basic logic that even 1 year olds are capable of. Not even common sense, but basic logic. Just because you can't see something anymore doesn't mean it _literally vanishes from existence_
10:22 just a friendly reminder that almost all vhs tapes are monetarily worthless, especially Disney, due to the large quantity produced. i love collecting vhs tapes, but it is not about the money
10:10 ‘I’m a bi woman!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!’ Girl: ‘ok wanna do the shrex’ ‘Ewwwww noooooo don’t be grosssssss’ Look lady what other gender are you attracted to, attack helicopter!?!?!?
Giant snails were probably some kind of meme like "kilroy was here". Snails eat paper. And knights fighting giant snails in book presumably protecting the book is pretty funny
That post about someone complaining that they saw a Spanish ad just reminds me how I, a person who lives in Belgium, litteraly only have ads in Dutch even though my PC is parameted in French
If these moon conspiracies keep up, the rhyme isn’t going to be “I see the moon and the moon sees me,” it’s going to be *”where the hell did the moon go”*
1:24 yes I did search it up and yes you can self abort with laxatives and do I regret it yes I do... I took one for the team and my fbi is very concerned also ill say about 1 to 2 pack will do and a lot of pushing
I had to check too. I was initially horrified at how many "safe natural abortion methods from home" results I got... but then saw a lot mention over-the-counter pills beforehand so I'm just going to wash my hands. If someone resorts to these then they're already desperate and don't have other means; I can't judge.
@@Hyreiaeah, it's horrible that shit like this is what is so stigmatized. It's terrible seeing people so desperate, and scared. Having a child is a huge commitment, will "ruin" a woman's body, and also is horrible for mental health if you aren't prepared. It's better not to put a child in that miserable situation either.
How come there are people who say the moon is not there! We are in 2019 and people still ignores that Kaguya and the Moon rabbits live there since ancient times, do your research! *(this is not a serious comment)*
11:25 ABOUT THE SNAILS! This is just what I have heard, but basically the reason there's a lot of snails in Medieval arts is because the Lombards were depicted as Snails. Lombards were the Barbarian who would eventually invade Italy, he heartland of Medieval Europe, during the 600's AD.
1:53 Ehhh does he know that Windows and Xbox are part of microsoft?Is like telling you hate all things made by Pepsi and your favorite snack is Doritos
So there are a lot of comments about the moon thing (mostly about how its a jacks films' joke). Unfortunately, there are actually people who believe the moon, and space itself is nothing but a hologram. I've even met a few of these lovely people on my university campus.
In other words. People are god damn stupid.
This has nothing to do with your comment but I love your Oc and want permission to draw him
@@annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd2877 Isn't that fair use?
@@dusaprukiyathan1613 no.....you dont just copy others and say it F A I R. U S E...omg x 3 that's u.
My god, those idiots
I have met kids who have harassed my brother just because he does not believe god exists.
The moon doesn't disappear, Gru just steals it every so often.
Underrated comment!
I thought of that one scene from Sonic Adventure 2 where Eggman blows up half the moon with a laser
Best comment here
Actually the moon has family members it wants to go visit, so every so often it goes on a well-earned vacation to XZ10 Dimension.
*Y O U T A K E T H E M O O N*
And she took the kids-
The "referring to women as females" one luckily has a happy ending - dude worked in the military and "females" was the way to refer to women in the military, he acknowledged it was creepy as sin and apologised.
Oh thank god
I, an 18 year old female, never whether to refer to someone my own age as girl or woman so often stick to female. I think most of the creepiness comes from the context, since most of the time, niceguys and incels use female in a creepy way. Saying girl or woman is like not having the word "guy" and instead having to choose between boy or man.
@@lisahenry20 try replacing man and boy while speaking/typing in a non-military or administrative context and it'll have the same effect as using female.
@@InFluxCapacitor Are you saying trying using male instead of guy, boy or man?
@@lisahenry20 basically
"HOW MANY CATS DID YOU MILK?!" is not a sentene I expected to hear today, but frankly on InsanePeopleFacebook I should expect the unexpected.
I just really, really have to know why that person thought it would be a good idea to milk stray cats in the first place...
WHO THE HE'LL LOOKS AT A CAT AND SAYS TO THEMSELF "mmm, I bet that thing has some tasty milk"
Got milk?
r/brandnewsentence
@@lastchance1829 yeah, cat milk is only for baby kittens, not people
"Can you not like my boyfriends pictures? I don't care of you're related. That doesn't give you the right! "
I would totally screen record myself liking every one of his pictures then send the video to her.
Blow a kiss at the end
That girl seems extremely insecure. I hope the cousin tells him to dump her for his own good.
"You aren't part of the family that doesn't give you the right to like his pictures"
@@dx1450 insecure and extremely manipulative
This is why girls are so confusing sometimes
“How many cats did you milk??”
-Oz, 2019
6 a day... 8 on Tuesdays
Trnq Zinc Monday's there's only 2 though because they hate Monday's
7
I wonder if it’s actually milk or something else that came from cats.
That was probably Shane Dawson
"Backpacks are not for men. Carry a briefcase or carry nothing"
Aight lemme just go bring my briefcase out into a warzone real quick since apparently the entire military is wrong about using backpacks.
It's easier to carry a backpack than a briefcase. Id rather have both my hands free. Briefcases look ugly too.
@denise baber Umbrella Academy season 2 finale
Trust me, it has a scene of that in there
Yeah how am I supposed to stuff the body into a briefcase
random soup just use a suitcase, it works a lot better.
@@SorowFame ok I'll try that next time
People who think the moon disappears are lunatics
Etymology joke
lmao
🚪 here you go
oh wow sup Oz
get it
*Badum tssss*
“Stop liking my bfs pictures”
“He’s my cousin...”
“And I’m his sister! Stop pretending, I know about you two! Ever since the Alabama celebration party!”
🤣 omg! Haha!
La Cupcake
i knew someone else would make an alabama joke about that lol
Well, I have nothing to do with this so SEE YA!
Yep...of coirse there's gonna be an incest joke
_"But i saw my cousin with my mom at Alabama celebration party, and in that one Isekai anime."_
"The moon doesn't disappear in the shadow"
Got me thinking.. the guy probaby struggles with object permanence, infants learn this 👌
When he turns the lights off, he thinks his whole bedroom has phased out of existance
Exactly what I thought -- my only logical explanation for that post is that the guy doesn't know about the concept of object permanence
Chimps learn it at 1 month old. And honestly, I fully accept that a wild chimpanzee is smarter than a human. They don’t pay taxes. They are clearly smarter than us as a species.
I struggle with object permanence sometimes, more often the other way around. How do I tell that two objects aren’t the same thing if they look identical?
Ah yes *the moon is a hologram and windows and xbox aren't owned by Microsoft now have some stray cat milk and dirty chair tacos*
also *pants are only for men and backpacks are for children*
This stuff is commun here, third world contries and your healthy living conditions...
“Pants were invented for men, not women”
*Confused British noises*
I think they’d be trousers for you, but I’m American so idk
@@peggedyourdad9560
Yes, they are. Pants in British English are underwear as far as I know.
(Idk I'm German)
@@4cps777 ich glaube du hast Recht
The Romans: Joke's on you, O P P R E S S I O N.
this confused me too, I thought the quote was talking about how women can only wear skirts until I scrolled down
3:31 "Can you not call my husband daddy? That's my job."
"But mom-"
**c u r s e d**
I'm dead xD
"ThE mOoN lAnDiNg WaS fAkEd!"
"Pft, please."
"WhAt DiD yOu SaY?!"
2:23 "You believe in the moon?"
r/NoEarthSociety
Justin sutton Hold Up that’s a thing?!
If it is I hope that’s Satire because then I’ll lose the majority of my faith in humanity.
Typical of a scorpio to make that joke
@@DiamondYoshi101 its satire
Justin sutton Oh thank goodness.
2:54 this is the type of person who thinks their kid vanishes when they turn off their light at bedtime.
Smart move on the kid's part.
“Women have legs”
I can confirm, this is true.
No, we don't. Our legs are nothing but an illusion created by the Governemnt. When every women is born we are forced to keep this secret, we are different from men, us *females* must keep this secret, or else society may collapse. This comment will not be here for long....I'm afraid now neither will I, they're gonna find me but someone had to know! Share my story friends.
@@photoshophasstopped6900 since you released this secret , I am preety sure that you are dead by now .
Lilith no its not i promise you that all woman’s legs (like my own) are VERY fake and we like to take them off before we sleep because its a lot easier to sleep with
Amputee : am I a joke to you
Lies! Next you are gunna tell me the clitoris actually exists and women actually have orgasms.
these are the people who always took an extra vitamin gummy as kids
They couldn't handle the power and it destroyed their sense of mind.
I still do lol
I usually have 5 extra gummies
This actually makes me really nostalgic. And you know what? No one can stop me from eating vitamin gummies right now, since I'm already taking vitamins. That's it, instead of those nasty drops I will from now on take vitamin gummies instead.
I feel called out
9:21 Oz saying "Esperamos que esto ayude" is blessed. In love it even more because my mother language is spanish and he pronounced it very bien!
These people are like Karens mixed with Kyles
Karyles
*K A R L Y E S*
Why Kyles?
DepressedNDank I thought Kyles were assholeish eboys and jocks
Karrels
Calling someone a "female" in any non formal or scientific context just sounds strange
John Doe it was cropped. HIS RESPONSE WAS FROM YEARS AGO! He made a second response apologizing and saying he grew up in the military, and explaining that that's how they were told to refer to woman and those were the explanations. I saw the full post on tumblr
I love that ur name is John Doe and your image is Dio... somehow feels right lmao
Huh, that’s pretty true.
Thanks, Dio.
I call my friends female sometimes for no reason
It’s pretty funny when used ironically
Don’t you hate it when your child’s fever is literally melting them alive? Happens to me all the time.
Man, I had the worst headache a month ago... my room still smells like burnt flesh!
" 6:07 um actually
Women should wear pants and men should wear skirts
That's a biological fact
Because of genitals
That's a fact. Pewdiepie doest have legs like most of the men so we should wear skirt.
I want that!
It’s true I have skirt
It’s a short story
Well, Scots figured it out
It makes a valid argument.
99% the moon thing is a JacksFilms sub or an actual moon truther
apparently that's an actual thing... or people looked at that jacksfilms pic and thought "hey that makes sense" and i dont know which is worse
I don't know there are a lot of people who think the moon's physical effect on the earth and tides is diminished when it's covered by a shadow, it's like a step away from saying it actually disappears
*you’re
I'm a fury, anti-vax, flat-earther, and a moon-truther
@@anniemacaroni1918 furry
Debra, I'm taking your yoga pants, these were made for men.
John, You can't fit those-
I CAN DREAM DEBRA.
This gives asdf movie vibes
"Honey do you like my new shoes?"
" You're a chair honey."
"I CAN DREAM HERALD"
Walmart: gets rid of violent video games to prevent gun violence.
Gun violence: still happens.
Walmart: *shocked pikachu face*
Walmart: Puts a literal gun display next to the children's games aisle
Also Walmart: I see nothing wrong
Yeah like isn't it strange that in countries like Germany Gun and Violence Crimes are rare were guns and knifes are highly regulated but video games undergo a simple age rating?
Hm I don't see a conection
Walmart: *still literally sells guns*
Walmart didn't get rid of violent games. They took down advertisements for violent games and movies. Get your facts straight.
Ghoulish Gamer yet still showcase guns
9:58 this is what happens when you tell straight girls they’re bisexual for listening to sweater weather
Thats like becoming gay for listening to freddie mercury
Samuel I don’t wanna die
Like 14 year olds becoming depressed because of listening to Billie eilish
the way i'm a bi girl and i have to witness this straight girls acting like this truly *hurts*
Puppet master 1218 Oh shut the fuck up
As a [SAPPHIC] woman, when I heard the “I’m bisexual but I don’t like girls! EWW!” I literally had to pause the video to just contemplate how humanity came to this
I was like *Stares into the distance and starts sharpening my knife I named knowledge so when I stab them they get smarter, my gun*
I'm bi two I was really confused
I mean, could be that they like guys and non-binaries, but I'm not at this part of the video yet-
@@painslut Bisexual means liking boys and girls. I didn’t see anything in the post saying that they liked non-binaries.
@@judgmentalanimal
I know. But the prefix "bi-" mean "two", so it wouldn't be technically impossible to like the opposite gender and non-binaries. And, like I said, I wasn't at this point of the video yet.
"How many cats did you milk"
I never thought I'd hear a man have to ask this question in the modern age, good lord XD
The real question, how many times that guys hands got scratched up? They should be bloody from all those stray cats.
Did you think you would need to ask "how many cats did that man milk?" at any other time?
@@rosaliepatterson yea on Thursdays that's a completely normal day for everyone in my town to tackle their animals and milk them take that out of context I live in the backwaters of California its fine
Aukion Makiro My cat literally walked in right as he said the words "Cat Milk"
I hear it’s full of Vitamin R
*sees cat milk* Oh they just mean milk for cats.
2 seconds later
Oh.........
o h n o
*o h f l i p n o*
Seriously though, how many cats did they milk? That's an amount of milk that you wouldn't even get from a goat, so it has to be at least 5 cats
@@yojot3pi bruh
"Ons hoop dit help"
Me as a Dutch person: 'intensive colonisation sounds'
first they burn the woman then they brun them self
Ja hoezo is ons hoop dit wel, wel deftig nederlands
Zekers
Me as a Dutch person : *gets excited that there is dutch, struggles to understand cuz maybe dyslexia, finally understands and continues life*
@@sampledrumye7639 Ik geloof niet dat het probleem hier dyslexie was. Die zin is gewoon slecht Nederlands.
2:32
Me: *Slinks into the shadows*
This Person: OH MY GOD SHE DISAPEARD
If that's how it works i don't exist
official germanize army Haha same
I mean that's how NPCs think in a videogame so they are being true to their programming.
Fea Li what is object permanence?
7:17 "I Yearn for true gender equality."
"I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone 'not being a man' when it's convenient!." - A true man of culture 2017
Honestly i feel like being hit once and the attacker being agressive still, it being an even or uphill battle is enough of a couse for anyone to hit anyone
I believe it’s only for self defense, to put it simply.
Dan your talking about Kazuma aren't you?
@@elotesmanjuan2403 What other true men of culture and gender equality do you know?...
Legally, its if anyone hits you, you are protected by law to defend yourself. No matter who it is. For we are all equal
7:30
But if women and men are equal
If women have equal rights....
Then men can hit back after one hit.
*confused sjw noises*
Finally, a woman that agrees with us.
Agreed
Yeah, that was my first response...
@@ZimLikesPastaAnimation feels good to have people with sense I think *WHO KNOWS*
7:06
Infantryman carrying 50L backpack: Sure. Briefcase.
Are backpacks measured in litres?
MrManiac3 yup
MrManiac3 i could fill a pool with them pack
The Microsoft conversation made me punch a hole in my wall
Me too
@@MaizePlains I dO ReSeArCh UnLiKe YoU
think positive!
you made your own personal glory hole
Makes me wish i could punch the source of my anger instead of harming innocent, defenseless walls, but laws speak otherwise
Sup kyle
Hannibal riding elephants to Rome was already super badass.Imagine if he was riding a god damn T-Rex and eating Roman soldiers with it.
One of those languages was Afrikaans (my home language)
It's nice to see it used to take down a Karen
Ah that's why it looked like botched Dutch. Thought it was a misspelling. Thanks for clarifying
I also thought they just fucked up big time trying to write in Dutch
Eyyyyy Afrikaans is my home language too. I guess we are both from South Africa then xD
@@themcbandit908 lekker man, it's not like their are millions of Afrikaans RUclipsrs so it's nice to see, and ja I'm from Pretoria
Die Amerikaners gebruik ons taal, maar hulle gee nie om oor die plaasmoorde nie.
3:08
“A little bitter because they were strays, but not bad with c- _has a stroke_ -not bad with cereal.”
Clementine Lowell bro I think was gagging at how disgusting it is
7:53
I was half sleep till i heard someone scream my name
“WTF MARISA!”
Making me wake up thinking I’m late for school...
Bruh, “women” is pronounced “wimin”
Woman is singular
Sebastian Ames it depends on where you’re from. I pronounce it ‘women’ and find it weird to say ‘wimin’
Ok wamen
@@mrmaniac3 finaly
You just made me cringe
No, it’s pronounced “WAHMAN” and “WAHMEN”
"So they can breed them and ride them"
"Ark theme intensifies"
3:03 Update everyone: Those cats were male, sorry for the inconvenience
😬
0_o
Thus just make the amout even more impressive
Tastier
@@mooncandlelight3968 Aggressive slurps can be heard from the neighbors home,
“He really loves his cat, huh?” I say.
:)
I was eating cereal when you got to the cat milk part
I'm not okay
Don’t worry cat milk can’t hurt you
We would mostlikley breed dinosaurs for mounts because of how deadly they are and they would be great world animals...
And yes it to would be badass
Except we'd be dead before we could try...
(I'm going to get woooshed, aren't I?...)
r/woooshed
That would be fucking cool
Or we can just play ark and pretend to do it without the risk of dying
In this glorious hypothetical, I wonder how bred down they'd be by now though. I mean, wolves to pugs, dinosaurs to geckos kinda thing.
9:04 Dang, I didn’t know the US had THAT many languages. I knew we had a lot of langs, but not 311
A lot of them are probably just smaller communities, like (idk where exactly) the sort of German-American mix spoken somewhere around the west coast.
And then you have immigrants speaking languages which are far from official.
USA is, basically, a hub for immigrants and tourists from all over the world. Hell, Native population is much smaller than immigrant populus
@@BlockedUser420 theres someone from everywhere in the US. Therefore every language is spoken by someone.
If you’re wondering about the cats at the end, most people hadn’t actually seen cats back then because they weren’t very widely owned in medieval times, so the art is done off the description. I actually find it very impressive that they manage to get everything but the cat’s face right.
8:10
That’s basically asking him to change his sexual orientation to still be with you.....
Some straight people still enter a gay relationship if their s/o is trans. It doesn't make you any less straight (or in the other way any less gay). It's because you care about your s/o enough to still support them. So not *completely*, but yes, a lot of people are uncomfortable to continue dating people who change their gender to one they aren't attracted to.
11:30 the reason these cats exist is because the monks who painted them in the books the had to hand-copy were looking for shortcuts.
"I dont use Microsoft, it steals your data"
*uses facebook*
If you take online school classes, you can still watch these videos
9:56
Ok i i think i may have made a bit of sense out of this
It says she "does not fall for them"
Meaning she does not fall in love, but that does not mean she is not sexually attracted to women, it could be that she doesn't find them romantically appealing but still finds them sexually attractive.
Not saying thats what she meant but technically there is nothing about that statement that would make that situation impossible
Got a point there...
Ok, this can explain it but the post would still be wrong.
What you said is bi-romantic but heterosexual while the post explicitly says bisexual, if the post only said bi then it'd be entirely correct if your explanation is true. But he way the person posting phrased it implied actually falling for the same gender sexually.
@@acekotana4425 They said the exact opposite. Did you read the comment? Re-read it.
You’re right
Though most likely she is just an idiot that wants to be included in something so that she can feel special
I think this because she called falling for girls “disgusting” which probably means she doesn’t find them romantically or sexually appealing
So she’s probably just trying to be included in the lgbtq+ community because it makes her feel special even though all she is doing is hurting our community since it’s people like her that make others think we’re all just trying to get attention
Why is baby in the oven?
Why not?
Lol
Concern 100
Nah, the baby wasn't in the oven.
1. Turn oven dial to 250
2. stick hand in oven
3. put other hand on baby's head
4. "Hmm, yeah. This is about the same temperature"
thought process: Yes, I only turned the oven on 30 seconds ago, but the oven dial mustn't lie!
Hmm, what was it about that "pre-heat oven" thing on cooking instructions? That line is a mystery I guess I'll never know
I swear half the people doing conspiracy theories and stuff like that are still yet to develops object permanence
WildWolf40
they still have yet to develop their brains
L
even chickens understand object permanence
A few days ago, I saw a channel reporting on the Local58 channel conspiracy, the Local58 channel had pre-recorded videos and was a TV channel, the channel seems to circulate around how the moon is an eldritch abomination, the conspiracy made sense so much to the point it scared me and I had trouble sleeping the next 2 nights, so when I saw the thumbnail, I got very scared.
at 9:25 I erroneously corrected 'Ons hoop dit help!' to 'we hopen dat dit helpt' as the former is an utter mess in Dutch grammar.
I forgot that this is actually a correct sentence in Afrikaans.
I was so confused at the sentence before I remembered Afrikaans was a language very simillair to dutch
Yeah... I was confused af until I remembered Afrikaans...
I really hope they didn’t try to write Dutch there... that would be the classic Google Translate though...
i was looking for a comment like this, i’m pretty sure the target employee used google translate but who’s to say the person they were responding to even knew what the language was supposed to be. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@unmasc no google translate tranlates its correctly so i think its meant to be afrikaans
7:19 once. If a *FEMALE* hits a dude, once, then diddly darn hit her back... damn.
~I am a *F E M A L E*
PREACH
Oh my god. Its Bob. Arent you the one on the sorrow tv video talking about how you're in the 0.1 percentile???
booty_ hunter420 Sure am babes~ I’m the one who gave him the video idea that sparked hundreds of thousands of views 😘
booty_ hunter420 if you’d like, try and find more of my obvious bait comments they’re everywhere~
I 100% agree with this, I don't care what your gender is, if you hit me you better well be expecting to put up a fight
6:44 I read that as CBT
and wondered what "cock and ball torture" oils are
lmao
Sachiel lmao, that got me good.😂
Acid
Yes
YOU UPLOAD ONCE MINECRAFT MONDAY STARTS
Still good video tho
One thing about the moon: You can't see a new moon not because it's shadowed-- but because it rises at sunrise and sets at sunset (ie: literally not there at night).
If the moon was not in its own shadow, you could see it at day.
@@tarmairon431 I did
(7:00) I'm a Swedish person, I carry a -backpack- rucksack as part of my tradition.
The shadows make the moon dissaper. SCIENCE
Thats not science its called something i forgot
@@jelle2306 Basic logic that even 1 year olds are capable of. Not even common sense, but basic logic.
Just because you can't see something anymore doesn't mean it _literally vanishes from existence_
@Northern Lights dude that's great
4:50 Every time some internet says 'feeemales' I immedeately think of the Daleks doing a razzia in the Doctor Who S4 finale.
I can imagine this guy screaming “fairy god parents”
J J 👌🏻
The moon does disappear every month
Koro-sensei succeeded
Dj You don't need to know ... huzzah, a man of culture
2:52 is that why in assassins creed u just hide in a corner and ur fine
That Microsoft one sounds like every person I got into an argument with over the internet.
Hearing my deadname yelled out of the blue mid video legit made jump out of my seat in fear
How do you milk a cat? *Why* would you milk a cat?
You can milk anything with nipples.
Skyler Campa
Brb gonna go milk my lizard.
@@-Burb I'll bring my pug!
@@devcrom3 what about you?
Because *milk*
10:22 just a friendly reminder that almost all vhs tapes are monetarily worthless, especially Disney, due to the large quantity produced. i love collecting vhs tapes, but it is not about the money
10:10
‘I’m a bi woman!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!’
Girl: ‘ok wanna do the shrex’
‘Ewwwww noooooo don’t be grosssssss’
Look lady what other gender are you attracted to, attack helicopter!?!?!?
Lol. This is underrated.
attack helicopter jokes are transphobic but I get where you're coming from. god. that woman.
@@boneboy3264 So you're saying there are only two genders? lmao
_shrex_
@Robbert Kööp Uh, non-binary, genderfluid and intersex... As well as male and female.
People in the 1950: the legal number of hits until the guy can punch back is 0
Yeah, aborting via this means is not healthy, and that is one reason we need easy access to safe abortion.
Also you can't poop out a baby. Otherwise I agree with you
"ons hoop dit help"
Me as a Afrikaans person: my time has come
0:45 DONT WASTE THE MANS TIME!!
I spat my milk when the guy said “look into the mirror and slap yourself” and I don’t know why it was so funny to me
my brain cells are dying faster than an unvaccinated child
Moon disappears every _month._
_Month._
"Moon" + "...n't"
*MOON'T*
Giant snails were probably some kind of meme like "kilroy was here". Snails eat paper. And knights fighting giant snails in book presumably protecting the book is pretty funny
When the Dino’s were there and so was the drawing of oz holding the staff, all i thought of was Ozpin from RWBY. I don’t know why
My dude I thought the same
6:15
Tight skirts: *_Am I a joke to you?_*
That post about someone complaining that they saw a Spanish ad just reminds me how I, a person who lives in Belgium, litteraly only have ads in Dutch even though my PC is parameted in French
"Refer to them as a separate species" honestly makes it sound like a troll tbh
7:11 Can we just take the time to appreciate the time it took to edit this and make this scene animated
That dude complaining about men carrying backpacks would hate to see me and my satchel I keep my electronics in when I'm going to work
If these moon conspiracies keep up, the rhyme isn’t going to be “I see the moon and the moon sees me,” it’s going to be *”where the hell did the moon go”*
Lmao y'all believe in the moon 😂😂😂
You believe in not believing in the moon
I know right?
Lmao you believe in beliefs😂😂
2:16 these are the type of people that will call you “sheep” or “sheeple”
1:24 yes I did search it up and yes you can self abort with laxatives and do I regret it yes I do... I took one for the team and my fbi is very concerned also ill say about 1 to 2 pack will do and a lot of pushing
I had to check too. I was initially horrified at how many "safe natural abortion methods from home" results I got... but then saw a lot mention over-the-counter pills beforehand so I'm just going to wash my hands. If someone resorts to these then they're already desperate and don't have other means; I can't judge.
I'd so rather just take the abortion pill
@@Hyreiaeah, it's horrible that shit like this is what is so stigmatized. It's terrible seeing people so desperate, and scared. Having a child is a huge commitment, will "ruin" a woman's body, and also is horrible for mental health if you aren't prepared. It's better not to put a child in that miserable situation either.
How come there are people who say the moon is not there!
We are in 2019 and people still ignores that Kaguya and the Moon rabbits live there since ancient times, do your research!
*(this is not a serious comment)*
TONERI IS GONNA SUCK THE MOON OUT OF EXISTENCE
11:25
ABOUT THE SNAILS!
This is just what I have heard, but basically the reason there's a lot of snails in Medieval arts is because the Lombards were depicted as Snails.
Lombards were the Barbarian who would eventually invade Italy, he heartland of Medieval Europe, during the 600's AD.
I don't know how i managed to not throw up when the cat milk thing came on the screen
1:53 Ehhh does he know that Windows and Xbox are part of microsoft?Is like telling you hate all things made by Pepsi and your favorite snack is Doritos
It's so hard to watch this...yet I can't stop.
6:50
*SOMEONE* has never heard of the military
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
**there is 6,9k likes on this video**
Me: *NICE*
69 means 2 people doing a circle on the bed or floor
@@kduck789 ehm.... I know what it means
@Godssniper YT Just saying
@@kduck789 ok
What you said at the end about knights taming dinosaurs sounds like a amazing idea for a fantasy rts game.
I feel like his avatar is based off of ozpin from RWBY
Oh my god... It DOES look like that...
I mean... it has oz in the name
He has a pin with oz on it on his jacket its fairly obvious otherwise its just one hell of a coincidence
I keep thinking that every time I see it.
1:07 let's look at the -dumpster fire- "CLEAN place"
That isn't a dumpster fire! That's a *chair* fire. Very different.
@@nerd_nato564 Well close enough
6:49 *Literal Soldiers who carry kilograms of equipment into battle*: am i a joke to you?
The sponge monkeys hunt my dreams.
Thank you.