When Kiwis Give Serotonin (r/MeIRL)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025

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  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial  3 года назад +3398

    Super quick update regarding the mini-oz special.
    So I still will be making it, BUT I will be changing how its released.
    Mini Oz will have his own channel where 2-3 minute skits/videos will be uploaded, with eventually those being uploaded here as a 20 minute videos probably once a season. I want these to be something I enjoy making, not bound by time, and I especially don't want it to be just a bunch of clips of mini oz reading memes. That doesn't seem like a fun video for me to make.
    Sorry if this is disappointing, but at lease this way I will be comfortable making progress in small skits, and not get burned out by the monumental task of what I tried to produce nearly a year ago.

  • @vaultechwithsoup6569
    @vaultechwithsoup6569 3 года назад +2492

    Oz’s piss bottle rant was sponsored by the sniper

    • @tigercarson3013
      @tigercarson3013 3 года назад +22

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @synthetic_creature
      @synthetic_creature 3 года назад +66

      professionals have standards

    • @NobyTheCube
      @NobyTheCube 3 года назад +7

      *yes*

    • @anthonyle2506
      @anthonyle2506 3 года назад +29

      @@synthetic_creature be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 3 года назад +16

      *J A R A T E !*
      "I have been shown, who is the boss!"

  • @markosmywords9202
    @markosmywords9202 3 года назад +1720

    Honestly the editing in this one is really good. Like, the others are good too, but there’s a lot of extra work done in this one. Good work Oz!

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  3 года назад +483

      Thank you, I put a lot of effort into the 30 minutes of video going up.

    • @Lord_of_Rot
      @Lord_of_Rot 3 года назад +60

      @@OzMediaOfficial don’t worry man you will never lose most of this fan base

    • @nickball4071
      @nickball4071 3 года назад +47

      @@OzMediaOfficial yeah whenever you upload we'll be here. You're Reddit videos are easily by far my favourite ones made. You're charm and character makes them so better than anything else around.

    • @thecrtf4953
      @thecrtf4953 3 года назад +16

      @@OzMediaOfficial it's wonderfully insane

    • @MyDixieWrecked247
      @MyDixieWrecked247 3 года назад +10

      @@OzMediaOfficial got to agree, the editing and rants and everything about this video is over the top. I love your videos but have never laughed harder at one than this one. You have a fan for life.

  • @embertheunusual8036
    @embertheunusual8036 3 года назад +730

    Can we just appreciate the fact that Oz puts in full animated skits in his videos? He does not need to go that hard for us but he does it anyway

    • @dsauce1257
      @dsauce1257 2 года назад +8

      Why he’s th best Reddit youtuber

  • @ladydia7459
    @ladydia7459 3 года назад +739

    You know, I felt the whole “We need a year where nothing happens” a little too much. Going into August I thought it was going to be normal, then I was on the news because my apartment flooded with sewage.

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 3 года назад +19

      f

    • @Dajopa-is-here
      @Dajopa-is-here 3 года назад +12

      f

    • @Ender_Zard
      @Ender_Zard 3 года назад +59

      A shame something so shitty had to happen to you.

    • @ghostlydude6478
      @ghostlydude6478 3 года назад +54

      @@Ender_Zard hopefully they can flush that memory away.

    • @Qwozocube
      @Qwozocube 3 года назад +39

      I GENUINELY FEEL LIKE WE NEED TWO YEARS WHERE NOTHING HAPPENS BECAUSE I NEVER THOUGHT I'D CATCH COVID, AND HERE I AM, A WEEK OUT OF QUARANTINE, SUFFERING BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL ONCE THE COVID BREAK ENDS.
      Also, side note, if 2020 was the year Half Life canonically occurred and it was a disaster....
      I can only hope 2025 isn't going to be the same.

  • @silverthewitchdoctor8262
    @silverthewitchdoctor8262 3 года назад +308

    Oz: Degenerates, this is a video
    Viewers: Dear god
    Oz with a second video on the same day: There’s more
    Viewers: No

  • @D_B_N_Bass
    @D_B_N_Bass 3 года назад +574

    THE GREMLIN KING HAS BLESSED US WITH FUNNIES

  • @crem-crem4070
    @crem-crem4070 3 года назад +516

    10:20 the more I listen to Oz’s videos the more I’m convinced that Oz is actually just 2 Lemongrabs in a trench coat and wig

    • @chrome7657
      @chrome7657 3 года назад +33

      So like lemongrab 3 but more extra

    • @stiffpictures8971
      @stiffpictures8971 3 года назад +31

      Oz is definitely Lemongrab

    • @Shythalia
      @Shythalia 3 года назад +23

      UnexCEPTABLE CONDITION

    • @ChloFii
      @ChloFii 2 года назад +10

      The funniest part is that Lemongrab ranting about the piss bottle is basically canon

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 7 месяцев назад

      He really does put his whole Ozzussy into it every time.

  • @Tom--pf8ub
    @Tom--pf8ub 3 года назад +240

    A similar thing to the "fingerless gloves pickpocket" thing: Eating bread under the light of a single dim candle in the kitchen because the power went out; feeling like a downtrodden child of the 1800's.

  • @christina.69420
    @christina.69420 3 года назад +69

    I find the mental image of a 20+, 6 foot something man going up the stairs on all fours equally amusing and terrifying

  • @Stick_and_stone
    @Stick_and_stone 3 года назад +24

    10:15 that lemon grab impression is professional voice actor level

  • @drinkingpaint8295
    @drinkingpaint8295 3 года назад +247

    Kiwis: *gives happy chemical*
    Me (who’s allergic to kiwis): well, guess I’m screwed

    • @jmbj6892
      @jmbj6892 3 года назад +8

      good GOOD, MORE OF THEM FOR ME

    • @DeathProductions200
      @DeathProductions200 3 года назад +4

      @@jmbj6892 i love kiwis and i will kill to have the happy chemicals

    • @jmbj6892
      @jmbj6892 3 года назад +5

      @@DeathProductions200 I shall fight you to the death, so either I have the kiwis or I'm dead, a win-win situation

    • @moonlight5341
      @moonlight5341 3 года назад +3

      Gues what. My dad had a kiwi farm :)

    • @dinodude6992
      @dinodude6992 3 года назад +1

      There is an alternative...
      *turns to the kiwi bird*

  • @apricotluma
    @apricotluma 3 года назад +976

    Nothing better than getting home from school and seeing Oz just posted.

  • @charlesnojinson4760
    @charlesnojinson4760 3 года назад +145

    first thing i see is leaving a store without buying anything.
    I work at a store and despite working there, I STILL FEEL LIKE IVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG BY NOT BUYING ANYTHING

    • @marmalade846
      @marmalade846 3 года назад +11

      I feel like I've done something wrong even if I HAVE bought something.

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty 3 года назад +5

      @@marmalade846 I'm always worried that I've somehow accidentally wound up with something falling in my backpack or something. (Or "accidentally" even, because my Asshole Ex would use me to shoplift.)

  • @ghostmangm3059
    @ghostmangm3059 3 года назад +55

    The editing for that Jeff Bezos skit is absolutely _cinematic_

    • @BlackHat-qf2bc
      @BlackHat-qf2bc Год назад

      He's gonna take over the US with Alexa's on wheels!

  • @castergilgamesh1778
    @castergilgamesh1778 3 года назад +14

    1:04 I love how genuinely angry Oz as a GPS sounds

  • @MasteringMason
    @MasteringMason 3 года назад +1765

    Father is back. Welcome back father. I miss you when you calling us degenerates.

    • @narc2.036
      @narc2.036 3 года назад +70

      Rejoice.. Pa pa has returned

    • @swagpineapple2963
      @swagpineapple2963 3 года назад +32

      Our papi Lord degenaret has finaly returned

    • @arealhuman3677
      @arealhuman3677 3 года назад +34

      All rejoice
      *O U R F A T H E R H A T H R E T U R N E D*

    • @TheDeceacedGod
      @TheDeceacedGod 3 года назад +20

      ADORE THE ALL MIGHTY MINIE OZ! FEAR THE MOLE PEOPLE

    • @Morning_Dewdrop
      @Morning_Dewdrop 3 года назад +10

      R e g o i c e
      *For father has returned*

  • @LMC_Jarred
    @LMC_Jarred 3 года назад +222

    Knowing Oz still climbs the stairs on all-fours brings me so much joy as a fellow 21-year-old man.

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 3 года назад +39

      but consider hes 6'3, think of the terror of watching a massive mass of a man accelerate up stairs, running in a primal way.

    • @LMC_Jarred
      @LMC_Jarred 3 года назад +27

      @@omega1575 *_I embrace the adrenaline._*

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 3 года назад +20

      Laughs in 30.
      There's a point where you realize it's also the best way to not fall and break your hip.
      :v

    • @towelclipz
      @towelclipz 3 года назад +6

      @@JoshSweetvale Also, it's just really fun

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 2 года назад +3

      @@omega1575 I mean I’m just under six foot, and I do the same thing, it makes you faster! It’s *great!*

  • @Fluffal_Enthusiast
    @Fluffal_Enthusiast 2 года назад +12

    5:58 I love how the first window being broken already implies the two timelines are connected somehow

    • @illegallynamed
      @illegallynamed 7 месяцев назад +1

      or that amazon devices can break windows in other universes somehow

  • @raynethescribe2772
    @raynethescribe2772 3 года назад +12

    The editing in this video is so great it feels less like a reddit video and more like a compilation of short comedy sketches. I fucking love it

  • @Safetyswitch
    @Safetyswitch 3 года назад +202

    for anyone wondering what oz is playing in the outro, it's a factory game called "Dyson sphere program" I can highly recommend it to anyone who likes such games

  • @nathanpetherick5539
    @nathanpetherick5539 3 года назад +151

    yes
    YES
    OUR BENEFACTOR HAS ARRIVED TO GIVE US THE SWEET EMOTION JUICE THAT WE SO DUBIOUSLY CRAVED

    • @gaiamission7200
      @gaiamission7200 3 года назад +4

      Dubiously craved? What made you doubt your craving?

    • @iamme2739
      @iamme2739 3 года назад

      For a moment I thought you meant the Combine.

  • @kotabee3630
    @kotabee3630 3 года назад +145

    I always get so excited when OZ posts
    I crave the chaos OZ creates

    • @Salt_Master_Queue
      @Salt_Master_Queue 3 года назад +3

      you and me both. and this is why we're degenerates.

  • @ShyDigi
    @ShyDigi 3 года назад +19

    Ok but I love the fact that the person obviously isn’t interested but still acts nice and shows sympathy for the person and doesn’t just say ew or outright block them in the post at 2:36. Though that might be a dating app I’m too much of a virgin to know about.

    • @jordananderson2728
      @jordananderson2728 Год назад +3

      That's Facebook Messenger, and that message is what pops up when you block someone or are blocked by them.

    • @lilaculots
      @lilaculots Месяц назад

      personally, i would reply with "so are you offering me a discount, or...?"

  • @11epicnoob
    @11epicnoob 3 года назад +4

    The skeleton's pickup lines were BONE DRY

  • @Hawk1966
    @Hawk1966 3 года назад +316

    I hung out with the 1980s online crowd. I was the outlier, long haired, tattooed, blue collar, freak. Most of the online folks were way younger than me and upwardly mobile in the income zone. . . It was strange. We'd talk about life and the future and I figured 45 was a good age to make it to. I wasn't competing with anyone. I turned 55, almost died this weekend, spent several days in the hospital and I have no fucking clue what I'm doing or where life is taking me.
    But I'm going, kicking and screaming the whole way.

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom 3 года назад +15

      Child, I’m 58. It only gets worse. Lol

    • @Hawk1966
      @Hawk1966 3 года назад +15

      @@PeachysMom three years, woo! I've tripped that long ;)

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom 3 года назад +3

      @@Hawk1966 lol

    • @jewelsable678
      @jewelsable678 3 года назад +26

      I’m so glad older people enjoy our trash humor, it gives me a bit of hope

    • @atlasferrara7418
      @atlasferrara7418 3 года назад +3

      Man, I’m sure you have some wild memories though

  • @Drakyan
    @Drakyan 3 года назад +173

    Wait why is the first window in our timeline also broken? Is… is Oz throwing his Alexa out of the window a multiversal constant?

    • @36jbf-as031lb
      @36jbf-as031lb 3 года назад +19

      He's building a massive f-ing lore now

    • @towelclipz
      @towelclipz 3 года назад +10

      Or was the mole person skit in the Robo-Bezos timeline?

    • @wesleymays1931
      @wesleymays1931 3 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @DeisFortuna
      @DeisFortuna 3 года назад +9

      @@towelclipz the "Robezos" timeline, if you will.

    • @alyssamay9237
      @alyssamay9237 3 года назад +5

      Probably threw Alexa to scare off Jeffwy Boozos

  • @hydrangeafireheart5180
    @hydrangeafireheart5180 3 года назад +161

    i never ate the skin of kiwis but no one ever told me how to eat a mango, so the first time i ever had one i just ,, consumed part of the outer shell before someone noticed and stopped me. I was 18, this happened 2 months ago.
    on the bright side i did get a pretty cool mango-skin bowl out of it!

    • @Cardinalt
      @Cardinalt 3 года назад +8

      mango skin _bowel*_

    • @dismal8294
      @dismal8294 3 года назад +4

      @@Cardinalt **Insert vine boom here**

    • @Merpsicles
      @Merpsicles 3 года назад +17

      For some reason I imagined this as the person silently grabbing your wrist and shaking their head. No words. Just disappointment.

    • @Griftyfox
      @Griftyfox 3 года назад

      Wait. You're not suppose to eat the mango skin....?

    • @SquishyTheVampire
      @SquishyTheVampire 3 года назад

      The skin won't kill u it's just harder to digest 🤷‍♂️

  • @cerripeerman6760
    @cerripeerman6760 3 года назад +17

    9:23 the way you get around the tape measure thing is to slowly release it by holding the tape part between your index and thumb and quickly opening and closing the grip until it is at a very little point where it won't snap back

  • @jesuschristbutafab9923
    @jesuschristbutafab9923 3 года назад +6

    "JEFF STOP FOGGING UP MY WINDOW!"
    - OzMedia, 2021

  • @twentywordsorlessYT
    @twentywordsorlessYT 3 года назад +111

    I feel the "life past 30" thing. I'm 8 months off that milestone and I'm still not completely sure what I want to do for the rest of my life. Just drifting from day to day, looking for work and selling shit on eBay.

    • @jeweerly2319
      @jeweerly2319 3 года назад

      Glad to be in highschool right now. Very glad

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer 3 года назад +1

      I turn 30 in January and I have a choice between living at home with my parents or being homeless.
      Being homeless is looking mighty tempting, not gonna lie...

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer 3 года назад +2

      @@TRaWi I dunno, man, doesn't sound like you had Boomer parents...
      Sounds like you just had shit parents and those come from any generation.

    • @Zurupup1
      @Zurupup1 3 года назад +1

      Hitting 30 in October and it doesn't seem real, when I was younger I had really thought that my dumb ass would be dead by now.

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 3 года назад +1

      I’m 32, and...still trying to figure out how to adult properly. It doesn’t help that I basically hibernated through my 20s because of health issues.

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 3 года назад +37

    Jeff Bezos turning into Mr. House honestly wouldn't surprise me

  • @alexisbloodwood5587
    @alexisbloodwood5587 3 года назад +48

    I am extremely proud of Oz's improv skits, I need MORE

  • @alr3764
    @alr3764 3 года назад +4

    "Eating 2 kiwis one hour before bed time on a daily basis is linked to considerable improvements to both sleep quality and quantity."
    New Zealanders:

  • @certifiedpossum1638
    @certifiedpossum1638 3 года назад +9

    3:32 A rare moment of catboy Oz manefesting

  • @aidenvalks8030
    @aidenvalks8030 3 года назад +45

    There was something about listening to Oz point out his favourite toilet seats at 12:22 that made me laugh like a toddler watching another toddler fall over in nursery.

  • @meh9705
    @meh9705 3 года назад +115

    The creativity and RAW energy you put in these videos is...it's almost frightening, Oz. Keep doing what you do, Gremlin King.

  • @dream_weaver6207
    @dream_weaver6207 3 года назад +77

    Does anyone else sometimes have this thought about what if telepathy really is a thing and others are judging you for your thoughts?

    • @punished4890
      @punished4890 3 года назад +3

      Do you hear other's thoughts, no? Then telepathy is not real, no one's judging you!

    • @daisiesforghosts
      @daisiesforghosts 3 года назад +6

      Before I was medicated and diagnosed this was a very very real paranoia of mine and I’d constantly make myself think normal things just in case people were judging me 😭😂

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 3 года назад +3

      If everyone except you is a telepath, and no one has told you, you have bigger issues on your hands than being judged. (Seems kinda Truman Show-ey)

    • @dream_weaver6207
      @dream_weaver6207 3 года назад +1

      @@JokaananIt doesn't have to be everyone. What if it's just a few people who keep it a secret from society?

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 3 года назад +4

      ​@@dream_weaver6207 good point!
      tbh if someone had telepathy, if they had any degree of life experience, i think they'd be very compassionate - as they'd see not only your bad thoughts but also the reason your brain felt the need to have that thought. they'd understand the inherent randomness of thoughts, how thoughts have a life of their own independent from the person having the thoughts.
      if someone is judging you for what's on the inside, it's the same thing as judging you for what's on the outside. it would reveal the imperfection of *their* thoughts about your thoughts; it would reveal how they are not seeing the complete picture, and maybe they are in a bad mood.
      so i feel either way it is ok! if you do worry about this, it could help to listen to what your body is telling you because often we are biased towards imagining either judgement or acceptance based on underlying sensations

  • @isfet5730
    @isfet5730 Год назад +3

    6:00 Oz. Buddy. Pal. Friend. You're not gonna have any windows left at this rate XD

  • @Ezekiel_Allium
    @Ezekiel_Allium 3 года назад +3

    "Nobody under the age of 40 expects anything good to ever happen again" hit a little too hard lmao

  • @insectoid_creature
    @insectoid_creature 3 года назад +42

    oz just kinda chilling in his house watching tv and complaining about jeff bezos is just nice for some reason

  • @andrewpellman6605
    @andrewpellman6605 3 года назад +10

    10:10 Rick orders Mr. Meeseeks to fill every bottle in a grocery store but the last bottle is sealed shut with gorilla glue. All for his amusement

  • @mr.checkitface8149
    @mr.checkitface8149 3 года назад +58

    Our king has returned now we shall sing the Holly song

    • @MercivalPrime
      @MercivalPrime 3 года назад +5

      "Agreed" **tries to sing Buddy Holly by Weezer but my singing sucks and I can't remember half the words**

  • @firepelt3180
    @firepelt3180 3 года назад +3

    0:30 Me in school. Classwork and homework are a breeze. Come tests and I'm sitting there sweating bullets with 20 questions left and only 5 mins remaining.

  • @ryanwatt6706
    @ryanwatt6706 3 года назад +5

    So I didn’t realize how much I love how Oz and miss him when he’s MIA. But getting three videos at once, just all the serotonin lmao.

  • @shellyvision9693
    @shellyvision9693 3 года назад +55

    He's back! It feels like we say that every 3 months.

  • @phroggiechild9457
    @phroggiechild9457 3 года назад +12

    "what did you do today?" "I watched lemongrab cry about not being allowed to piss in a bottle"

  • @calebprimes677
    @calebprimes677 3 года назад +49

    As soon as I saw this notification I immediately said out loud “HOLY SHIT OZ MEDIA”, dropped everything, and clicked.

  • @n99centsm90
    @n99centsm90 3 года назад +6

    13:46 doing this exact thing as I was watching this video.
    Huh, it seems as if RUclips is watching ME now.

  • @beeman8845
    @beeman8845 3 года назад +1

    The lemon grab voice impressions is oddly accurate and I will never be the same lmao.

  • @cocoanime9093
    @cocoanime9093 3 года назад +41

    THE KING HAS BLESSED US ONCE AGAIN

  • @hughjanes4883
    @hughjanes4883 3 года назад +48

    The production quality has improved to a ridicules level even with this schedule i would watch the hell outta it.

  • @Meduza4115
    @Meduza4115 3 года назад +10

    8:07 POV you’re looking down after a cold shower

  • @__lasevix_
    @__lasevix_ 3 года назад +14

    Oz always makes some of the funniest and highest quality content, no wonder we wait for _the good stuff_

  • @neversigningoff
    @neversigningoff 3 года назад +7

    Your lemongrab impersonation is unbelievably amazing. 💙 (also, you have to be happy with yourself and we get that - you know your fans love and support you, no matter what 🖤🖤🖤)

  • @nightwasfound0862
    @nightwasfound0862 3 года назад +9

    9:53 I am now imagining this gigantic, white haired Eldridge deity just crawling 500 mph down the staIRS- 😂

  • @mitzzyowo9310
    @mitzzyowo9310 3 года назад +44

    This made my day 10 times better.
    ... My day has not been the most exciting.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 года назад +23

    After going through Ida yesterday, this brightened my day.
    Also, the fields at the bottom of the hill that I live on are still flooded by 10+ feet of river water.

  • @choconillacheesecake6757
    @choconillacheesecake6757 3 года назад +6

    9:47
    Oz: 6'3 lumbering giant.
    Me: 6'3? *Neuron activated.*

  • @shmertelinx847
    @shmertelinx847 2 года назад +1

    I love how Oz voices the cats?? Like it's the perfect representation of them kkdjsjfj

  • @star._.candy1759
    @star._.candy1759 3 года назад +21

    The joy I feel when oz uploads :D

  • @BLACKOUTANIMATIONS
    @BLACKOUTANIMATIONS 3 года назад +37

    Of course, I bring you up to a friend, and you upload.
    Not complaining!! Love you, Oz!!

  • @mrbeep9988
    @mrbeep9988 3 года назад +11

    Thank you Oz I've been having a tough day and I needed this. Thank you

  • @igkslife
    @igkslife 3 года назад +6

    10:40 ah.... WTF ARE YOU ON, AND CAN YOU PAST THAT SHITE OVER HERE!
    Also.... So, no one else pisses in the sink, or out side.... Or in a bottle? .... Is that just me that does it?
    .... Yes, I've actually done it before.... Especially the sink bit.

  • @Qaos
    @Qaos 3 года назад +2

    Oz has the superpower of making any meme funnier just by existing near it.

  • @Cta7
    @Cta7 3 года назад +21

    HE’S ALIVE! OUR KING IS ALIVE!

  • @steamtasticvagabond474
    @steamtasticvagabond474 3 года назад +7

    Oz sounds like a Rick and Morty side character when he’s freaking out

  • @TheSyntheticAbomination
    @TheSyntheticAbomination 3 года назад +15

    Rejoice
    REJOICE I SAY
    The man of many funny noises is back to bless us with his funny

  • @Zacian2.0
    @Zacian2.0 2 года назад +5

    0:55 is no one, NO ONE, terrified that this guy has multi min songs with titles of words to make this phrase? I am scared...

  • @jamiebaxie5122
    @jamiebaxie5122 3 года назад +7

    4:13 thought it was gonna be sans for a minute

  • @coelacanthtrench7
    @coelacanthtrench7 3 года назад +8

    I swear, every episode turns into a reality show, I need to compile these together!

  • @pandalune
    @pandalune 3 года назад +9

    Honestly, if it's measured out far enough, I just throw the tape measure like a grenade and hide until it's over.
    Nice to see you back, Oz!

  • @miiimas
    @miiimas 3 года назад +9

    1:49 As I watch, my cat has torn two of the bottom wings off a moth and is batting it around. Every time the moth tries to escape he picks it up gently and starts batting it again.

  • @nevaehhamilton3493
    @nevaehhamilton3493 Год назад +1

    I love how Oz has two modes: Lemongrab and Laughter

  • @villager5310
    @villager5310 3 года назад +1

    I was waiting for him to just screech “UNACCEPTABLE!!!”

  • @redactedoktor
    @redactedoktor 3 года назад +14

    4:53 I know I’m not supposed to eat it, but everyone else’s reaction to me doing so is priceless. Plus it’s too much effort for a small kiwi and the skin doesn’t even taste that bad!
    The blood’s and guts are a little icky though...

    • @lycantabris
      @lycantabris 3 года назад +8

      The skin is good for you, actually. It's got fiber and antioxidants and stuff. A lot of people just dislike the texture is all. I personally enjoy the texture, so I will never not eat the skin.

    • @redactedoktor
      @redactedoktor 3 года назад +7

      @@lycantabris Nice! Us kiwi enjoyers are rare, what’s your favorit organ?

    • @lycantabris
      @lycantabris 3 года назад +4

      @@redactedoktor Honestly, theskin is my favorite part because I keep them in the fridge for freshness so the skin is the least cold part and the texture is good and when I worked at a froyo place I got to eat just the skin pieces afterwards every time I refilled the kiwi chunks. Beyond that, I like the crunch of the seeds and the blood best.

    • @redactedoktor
      @redactedoktor 3 года назад +5

      @@lycantabris You know I was gonna do an eating kiwi’s the animal joke that lead into eating kiwi’s as in new zealanders (which I don’t think has been done yet, maybe cause it’s a slur against new zealanders that I’m not aware of, but is new zealand really important enough to have it’s own special slur?) but I don’t have the mental energy right now.
      So I’m just gonna say kiwi’s taste pretty good, the kiwi bird has always weirded me out with it’s lack of arms, and I no little to nothing about new zealand except kiwi’s and australia.
      Kiwi is also a weird word to say.

    • @yourmotherindisguise
      @yourmotherindisguise 3 года назад +2

      @@lycantabris Do you.. not get it?

  • @EdibleSpark8623
    @EdibleSpark8623 3 года назад +12

    WHAT? Legit just looked at ur channel like an hour before this vid wtf had no idea you would upload today... thank you for uploding today :)

  • @The_Jho
    @The_Jho 3 года назад +82

    I don’t care about the mini-oz special, I just want a once a week schedule, maybe once and every other week

    • @jamestouchette859
      @jamestouchette859 3 года назад

      No! External accountability is important! We must continue to loving but assertively guide him along the True Path.

  • @seekingabsolution1907
    @seekingabsolution1907 3 года назад +6

    7:20 I am in this weird head space where when I think about where ill be at age 30 I think some edgy stuff like "dead hopefully" but also like, really want to reach 111 eleven years old so I can do my own version of Bilbo's birthday speech from the beginning of The Lord of The Rings.

  • @Katie-vg3jn
    @Katie-vg3jn 3 года назад +44

    I call BS on 6'3 you have the strongest 5'9 energy I've ever felt

    • @angeleaterstudios1004
      @angeleaterstudios1004 3 года назад +5

      Big man with chaotic small man energy. Like a gorilla on crack running around punching trees down and screaming

    • @kirbymaster7491
      @kirbymaster7491 3 года назад +2

      Yeah this was some lore I was not expecting

  • @crow1247
    @crow1247 3 года назад +6

    Dear Oz, I'd like to thank you for getting me out of the cycle of slushie holes. I'm drinking my slushie now, and vibin.

  • @emeraldskies8254
    @emeraldskies8254 3 года назад +4

    He’s BACK
    Oz is honestly my favorite Tumblr channel

  • @Majin-Dude
    @Majin-Dude 3 года назад +9

    6:50 “GOD DAMNIT MOON MOON”

  • @e.c.sherman4749
    @e.c.sherman4749 3 года назад +1

    My new favorite thing is how Oz's hair gets more frazzled the more panicked his voice gets.

  • @bigjoe8087
    @bigjoe8087 3 года назад +5

    just at 5:53, when he said "wait" it got cut by a free fire ad
    epic.

  • @scrapfox3695
    @scrapfox3695 3 года назад +4

    Doing a Lemongrab voice is always a pain in the throat, but it's still worth it for the lols. That rant was acceptable

  • @PandoraFoxxBurlesque
    @PandoraFoxxBurlesque 3 года назад +9

    I've missed you dude 😘 these always hit me in the identity!

  • @GloryoftheSun536
    @GloryoftheSun536 3 года назад +4

    Hell yes, now I can drown my sadness in the enthusiasm Oz brings to depression.

  • @Plasma476
    @Plasma476 2 года назад +3

    13:13
    Very accurate. My expectations for the future are so god damn low at this point.

  • @razzbarree9020
    @razzbarree9020 3 года назад +5

    6:58 this hit hard, “whats your future plans” my future plans are to die before graduating highschool, whats yours? A doctor? Thats stupid. Why would you want to do that.

  • @irvan1277
    @irvan1277 3 года назад +11

    This,this very video,it won the greatest honor of all times
    * Watches it while eating dinner *

  • @fatboysgarage7984
    @fatboysgarage7984 3 года назад +14

    Oz has blessed us with another video.

  • @holyek7892
    @holyek7892 3 года назад +11

    Oz is back. A blessing from the Lord!

    • @punished4890
      @punished4890 3 года назад

      Ha! Peasant, he IS THE LORD.

  • @sonic.exenotevil9187
    @sonic.exenotevil9187 2 года назад +5

    10:05 bro sounded like morty for a second

  • @netherdominater9960
    @netherdominater9960 3 года назад +1

    'Eating kiwis can improve sleep'
    Me: **singlehandedly makes the kiwi fruit extinct**

  • @khadajhin3987
    @khadajhin3987 3 года назад +19

    He hath returned to us, tis a glorious day!

  • @ThatHitman47
    @ThatHitman47 3 года назад +6

    The effort for the memes In this is insane.

  • @artiefire5710
    @artiefire5710 3 года назад +11

    Looking at memes while your life falls apart for D O P I M E A N E N E

  • @arielthelivingcartoonhart9902
    @arielthelivingcartoonhart9902 3 года назад +2

    First...
    This guy REALLY cracks me up whenever he gets possessed by Morty from Rick and Morty... (Example at 10:22)
    Second...
    Don't know where I'm going to be at 30 but rn I'm 21 and doing minor housework while watching this and eating a dinner that consists of coleslaw followed by a tiny bag of popcorn

  • @pokefan213
    @pokefan213 3 года назад +6

    9:41 as a 28 year old adult I do the climbing up the stairs on all fours but ONLY at home never in public- don't want ppl knowing about my demonic nature after all :D
    (aka I mostly do it because if my niece is up the stairs ahead of me and she turns seeing me do that it freaks her the fuck out and I love that)