Cuentas Claras = Amistades Largas, El Padre Travieso, y El Mamado 🫢

Bienvenidos a un nuevo episodio de Suelta La Lengua con Itati y Doña SIlvia!
On this episode of Suelta La Lengua, we have 3 more chisme calls to help you get over the mid-week hump. First up we have a friend who needs to stop being so nice and then we hear from a woman who got to know a priest REALLY well. 👀🤭 For our final chisme, we heard from a hilarious caller who told us the story about a situationship with a Mamado after her and her ex broke up. We really saved the best for last. 😂
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[@Iva_2002]

The second one is me trying to reach the word count on an essay💀

[@yesenia_.]

LMAO

[@dayanaborja28]

😂lmaoo

[@alejandroleyvacuen9269]

IMAO 😂😂😂

[@alizbethchavira9955]

Lmaoo😂

[@mariacastaneda9759]

OBVIAMENTEEE 🤣 ahhh

[@vanessalopezzz]

The second story is me trying to give a class presentation not knowing how to talk lol 😂

[@EvelynCruz-wr8mr]

😂😂

[@glendaalonzo8445]

Fr tho she takes forever to get to the damn point 😂😭

[@cristinan4939]

Omg the padre story was good but she takes forever to get to the damn point just repeating herself ! Desesperación total 😣

[@neinasjourney]

Girl for real I’m still listening to her story I’m HiGh I knew I wasn’t wrong 😅

[@laurazamudio11.]

i made the ending up in my head because she was taking long 😂

[@roadbeauty4035]

Excatly!!! I almost threw my phone to the wall, a couple of times!! 😂🙄

[@angeelaa__r]

Maybe she was nervous 🥺

[@daisyestrada4461]

@daisyestradagallardo
❤ love u and ur mom

[@gonzales2676]

Obviamente/ normal mente un shot por cada vez que lo dijo 😂. Ya estuviera bien peda 🤣🤣🤣.

[@rosieonthego94]

😂😂😊

[@sannngie]

That LAST GIRL HAD ME DYING & Her laugh was sooo contagious 😂😂😂😂 The 2 guys in the same car had me dead

[@Oddthings4u]

I agree! That laugh is contagious

[@jazzsanchez17]

Her laugh sent me 😂

[@Emmmmillyyy]

2nd story OMG ! I was so frustrated hahahaha.

[@roadbeauty4035]

Same lol

[@deet.9626]

So was la Doña

[@Emmmmillyyy]

@@deet.9626 hahaha she was 🤣

[@Boscarfoster]

The second call is meee trying to tell a story 😂😂 I swear I zoned out and when I tried to get into the story again I was like wth is she talking about?!?!

[@sofiasandoval4804]

43:11 she goes to church every Sunday and doesn’t know that padres aren’t supposed to be married. Make that make sence 🤦‍♀️

[@jonathanmedina9973]

I think she’s lying instead of saying this on a podcast she needs to take this to her local bishop and report him

[@Yoch.e]

That 2nd girl took sooo long just to tell us “ obviamente” the whole time 😭

[@jaimez1994]

I definitely lost a few brain cells listening to the “obviamente” story

[@leydillamas]

With the world crumbling around us, Doña Silvia and Itati make it better❤ my comfort podcast!

[@alessandra0724]

💯

[@122204dr]

“Oviamente” la muchacha no sabe la diferencia entre padre y diacono 😅

[@melissas.4804]

😂😂 obviamente

[@122204dr]

@ normalmente 🤣

[@yancerthedancer]

OBVIAMENTE! Dang that killed me!

[@kvyvrgs5357]

the second story had me pulling my hair 😂 good story but wasted my lunch break trying to get to the point 😔

[@stephanieadames8523]

La ultima llamada 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 muero con la risa de la muchacha hahahah

[@dschiemann]

You guys are so patient with the second caller. I would have been like, “hurry the fck up!”😂

[@evelynespinoza6574]

The story with the padre 😂😂😂 I can’t 🙏

[@cayrado1]

I can’t with the obviamente lol I don’t think it was a padre or a baptism lol she said communion a few times. My head hurts now lol

[@itzal1959]

Lmao same 😂

[@elizabethguzman9640]

My pregnancy brain can’t process the padre story 😂

[@mindicaz]

Yeah it definitely wasn’t a padre, it was probably one of the people who help the padre

[@deet.9626]

It was probably a deacon

[@vickyyy.vegaaa]

I’m sorry but #2 repeats everything, she can’t tell stories good😩😂

[@Keepinupwloany]

Broo the second girl just kept going and going!!! I loved the last girl tho 😂

[@alejandracarrillo4247]

Hayyy la muchacha no sabe contarrr me desesperooooo
Puro amm ammmm ammm decia una cosa y después otra 😅😅🥲🙄🙄🙄😒😡

[@SteveT.]

-Padre de Iglesia Católica
-Atlanta
-Gustavo
- Casado con hijos
-Guerro
Me dejan saber cuando lo encuentran

[@dianavillasenor6194]

The last girl cracked me up so much 🤣😭 can’t wait to you see guys in SAN DIEGO💖💖

[@TeawithValerie1]

The 2nd girl is fired ! Lol she went all around the 🌎 like girl get to the point !!

[@marizahernandez3266]

I’m so dead I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TeawithValerie1]

@ lol

[@TheCampos00]

No way story #2 is true?!? Her saying “how is he that age with no wife & kids” like girl??? WHAT?

[@vanessalopezzz]

The second story got me confused because if you catholic you know that they can’t marry... so I’m confused

[@katttt_420]

Obviously he was a PHONY💀💀💀 and a pervert lol NOTHING NEW not the first one or the last 😂😂

[@sergiihoez4625]

Take a shot every time the girl in the second story dijo “Obviamente”. 😂
JAAAAAMAASS vuelvo a decir “Obviamente”, dude. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

[@valeriecortez7312]

THE LAST STORY ATE 😅🤣🤣 I love her laugh definitely made my day LOL

[@lizbethortiz3600]

“Obviamente” y “normalmente” me desespero al max! Haha

[@lovelydianaa7457]

Omg the 3rd story had me cracking up 😂 plus her story was good. El mamado 😂my cheeks hurt from laughing

[@gabbyholguin5880]

Que desesperación la segunda historia habla mucho y no explica nada

[@amyvalles2886]

ima take a shot every single time the 2nd girl says “obviamente”

[@EliadoraLazaro97]

Itati I commented on one of the videos where you bought your mom a house and me admiro porque you’re so young and have accomplished so much in life, I pray God continues to bless you and your mom always y que nunca cambies por mas dinero que tengas that you continue to be that humble woman you are💗

[@yamiletgonzalez9119]

The last girls 😂 laugh is contagious!!!!

[@KarenNunez-l1z]

I feel like the lady from the second story was lying. Like girl why you talking in circles and talking about useless details. Also catholic priests aren’t suppose to be married with kids.

[@yesenia_.]

yes I was thinking that too !

[@yeseniavaltierra5569]

Omg😂 la del Saserdote que Hurgidaa😂😂

[@dayanaromeroo]

I think she might of been talking about the Deacon in the second call, they can get married and have kids, they aren’t Priest. They help the Priest with mass and other stuff. Because a Padre can’t be a Priest if he’s openly getting a divorce. but maybe….🤣

[@naomiespinosa9735]

Cuando Doña Silvia dijo “se metió el diablo” 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 morí. La historia de el padrecito fue una de las más 🧃 juicy y mejores que eh escuchado 😂😂😂😂😂😂 no mms que loco !!!

[@juelzfabe17]

🤣🤣 i died when she said they both came in the same car🤣🤣

[@esmeraldarodriguez9657]

Y yo what t he fck 😂😂😂 last call had me dying 😂😂🤭

[@keilalibrado1525]

LMAOAOA the last story 😭 when she said “ ahi no termina” i had to lock in 😂

[@jaayhndz]

Cleaning and listening ..itati i cant with you girl😂

[@angelicasantillan3387]

Hahah ok obi la chica no sabe que los padres no pueden tener esposa/novia y nada que ver 😂

[@stephanieadames8523]

Hahahahah i was like are u really catholic 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lisareliandrade8932]

Creo que habla de el Diácono 😅 ellos si pueden estar casados

[@alejandroleyvacuen9269]

En la Iglesia Católica, los sacerdotes normalmente hacen un voto de celibato, lo que significa que no pueden casarse. Sin embargo, hay algunas excepciones en ciertos ritos y circunstancias:
1. Sacerdotes de ritos orientales: En algunas Iglesias católicas orientales (como la Iglesia Greco-Católica o la Iglesia Maronita), los hombres pueden casarse antes de ser ordenados sacerdotes. Sin embargo, los obispos en estas tradiciones deben ser célibes.
2. Sacerdotes convertidos de otras denominaciones: Algunos hombres que eran ministros en iglesias cristianas no católicas (como la Iglesia Anglicana o la Luterana) y que estaban casados pueden ser ordenados sacerdotes católicos si se convierten al catolicismo. Esto ha ocurrido bajo ciertas dispensas aprobadas por el Papa.
3. Casos excepcionales: En situaciones muy específicas, el Papa puede conceder una dispensa especial para que un sacerdote casado continúe ejerciendo su ministerio, aunque esto es raro.

[@Soy_la_chili]

Exactly I wanted to punch the phone 😂like girl you dumb or what 😂

[@katttt_420]

WELL THAT DIDNT STOP HIM😂 he’s a phony pervert and doesn’t respect RELIGION PERIOD 💀💀💀💀💀

[@abzter2922]

Freaking Itati al padre le puedes decir como papi! Oh my I literally was drinking juice and almost choked. 😂😂😂

[@laylacontreras3601]

Skipping to the 3rd story. GIRL!!!! YOU’RE NOT CATHOLIC THEN!!!! A true catholic knows PADRES don’t marry! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@banesac86]

A deacon can be married, but if the wife dies he can't remarry

[@gerberadaisyluver]

3rd story, thanks for such a fun story 🤭…2nd story it’s ok we’re not all story tellers 😆.

[@karinab.3215]

La risa de la última Lmfaoo im dying more at her laugh 😂😂

[@lilialarc]

I had to rewind the second call like 3times because I kept zoning out. Also how u go to church every Sunday and Wednesday and not know that a priest can't be married. Unless she's talking about a deacon lmao

[@jaislenenegrete9895]

“Ya llegué a la gloria!” Itati really dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂💞

[@crystalccrystal]

La muchacha de la tercera llamada me tenía con una risa jajajajaja su risa es súper contagiosa 😂😂😂

[@marisolmadrid40]

Omg I need to be friends with the girl in the last story her laugh is everything! 🤣

[@colleenpineda1658]

Así es mi vida con mi mamá aveces JAJAJAJAJA😂❤

[@diana_torr]

Omg I was not expecting the second story to be about a priest, I was expecting her dad 😂

[@m.angelesh2560]

I can’t with the second girl, the story was good but my goodness se tardó y repetía de más. 😤
word count:
obviamente -88,
Como-53

[@holahola6130]

I had to skip ahead to the 3 story , that girl with the padre story took FOREVER 😮

[@lupitaromero1866]

Omg I love listening to there podcast! ❤

[@alejandroleyvacuen9269]

En la Iglesia Católica, los sacerdotes normalmente hacen un voto de celibato, lo que significa que no pueden casarse. Sin embargo, hay algunas excepciones en ciertos ritos y circunstancias:
1. Sacerdotes de ritos orientales: En algunas Iglesias católicas orientales (como la Iglesia Greco-Católica o la Iglesia Maronita), los hombres pueden casarse antes de ser ordenados sacerdotes. Sin embargo, los obispos en estas tradiciones deben ser célibes.
2. Sacerdotes convertidos de otras denominaciones: Algunos hombres que eran ministros en iglesias cristianas no católicas (como la Iglesia Anglicana o la Luterana) y que estaban casados pueden ser ordenados sacerdotes católicos si se convierten al catolicismo. Esto ha ocurrido bajo ciertas dispensas aprobadas por el Papa.
3. Casos excepcionales: En situaciones muy específicas, el Papa puede conceder una dispensa especial para que un sacerdote casado continúe ejerciendo su ministerio, aunque esto es raro.

[@Camila-gy6pw]

La última me quedó pero llorando 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tu_latin_favorito]

Omg I love itati lopez con doña Silvia

[@mincristobal7977]

Perfect timing ❤ love listening to you guys and cooking at the same time

[@thegrazeandhoneylife]

La historia del padre se fue a dar la vuelta ✈️ y todavía estamos aquí esperando el final! 😂

[@MarjorieVlogs06]

Love this podcast, Dona Silvia’s gives this a whole vibe . Love the way you guys get a lot 🩷🙏

[@Maria.garibay22]

My favorite podcast 🥰❤️

[@Twin185]

Can someone tell me what ended up happening in the second story, I can’t take it lol

[@glendamarquez5501]

The first guy laughing at himself 😂😂😂

[@Rigoricardopina]

THAT 2ND STORY OMG..... BEATING AROUND THE BUSH

[@berenicegarcia5111]

I was cleaning and listening and I’ll hear was obviamente 🤣😭

[@giovanaandrade2563]

Ya extrañaba sus videos chicasss! ❤️‍🩹

[@irenehernandez1819]

The girls last laugh is so contagious love it!!

[@nissiamery]

que chismosa soy pero me enojo #2 se repitió mil veces😂

[@mariaalfaro894]

Secound story was to long to get to the point I was like but what happpen lmaoooo

[@EvelynCruz-wr8mr]

"Obviamente " lol😂

[@miguelelectro1004]

Silencio empezó mi novela🤫

[@liliv8402]

I think the second story teller means Diácono. They can do mostly everything except No puede, a diferencia del sacerdote, celebrar el sacramento de la Eucaristía (misa), confesar o administrar el sacramento de la unción de los enfermos.
But they can be married and kids

[@savannahramos2118]

My favorite el mamado 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@becky7219]

The second girl bro omg HURRYYY

[@beatrizantonio7362]

Que padre tan padre 💀 obviamente 😂

[@SandraAvina-i4g]

Yawing 🥱with Doña Silvia ….

[@valeriefloress]

2nd story had me like 😱😓😓😭😡😡😡😡😡🥺🥺😅🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😏 she took foreveeeerrrrr

[@jhonyramirez1082]

Este 2ndo chisme si que es un chismesaso 🤣🤣🤣🤣omg i can't believe this 🫣itati y doña silvia is so funny i love you girls❤

[@Laysa_hdz]

LAS AMO MUCHOOO❤❤❤❤

[@abzter2922]

Si claro q si vengan para Las Vegas. Siempre nos sacan del plan not fair.

[@yavetty95]

Bruh the last story😂😂😂😂

[@yesenia_.]

second girl needs to get to the pointtt !!!! lordddd 😭😭

[@hilarygutierrez70]

Te anduve buscando, me ganaste por apoyar a los inmigrantes te quiero itaaa..!!! Soy nueva seguidora.!

[@jordanjoshua0709]

Itati, have you heard el chocolatazo. So funny lol

[@magaly434]

Obviamente!!!🥴🥴🥴🥴

[@andreabustos4866]

I love this podcast lmao!! But she don’t know how to tell stories nomas di que también ati te gusto el padre y ya! Haha 🤣 I can’t!! Me desespero

[@jhonyramirez1082]

9:15 Itati y doña silvia
Las amoooo ❤❤

[@nathalierodriguez8661]

THIS IS BY FAR MY FAVVVVVVVVV😂😂😂❤

[@Jackegarcia.17]

Ella terca quería conocer a la esposa e hijos cuando es sacerdote 😂😂😂😂😂

[@marissabbyy]

Por fin 😌 I can clean and watch 🩷🩷🩷love you guys!!!!

[@julianasainz01]

Same!!😭

[@kimberlycastro2624]

The second girl PMO 🤣 just spill the tea !!! 😭

[@xoannalee]

I want to be friends with the last girl she’s so fun!

[@yamiletgonzalez9119]

No era padre es un Diacono I learned that last year on my 33 years of living 😅

[@sofiaamourr]

LMAOOO I laughed so much 😂😂😭😭

[@Bjjoiudtguib-uj4rl]

The last girl had me cracking up with her loved her vibe

[@MrJb713]

41:10 she was so serious too 😂😂

[@adreanaguerrero5921]

Been watching love the show ❤ keep up your amazing content 🙌

[@ashleyquijada6792]

Cant wait to see you guys in person!