I lowkey get annoyed by Peter but I love him so much especially the fact that he was JESUS bff....they were literally the opposite of each other but JESUS made it work😗😂
Lol, IKTR, Jesus paid it all. This is perfect example why people need to listen to what some of these people be saying, praying about. You can't be touching and agreeing with everything that people be saying. And definitely don't need anyone or everyone praying over you.
John 3:16 “For God so loved the world that He gave His One and Only Son so that whoever believes in Him, shall not perish but have eternal life” God loves you no matter what, never forget that!😊😊
Okay I was just searching for an old Vine and in the process came across your “overplayed songs of 2014” vine and I’m JUST putting it together that vine you is you you 😂😂 #ripvine
Amen Thank You For Everything Jesus and We All Loves You So Much and We All Loves You Forever Jesus and Thank You For Everything Jesus and We All Believes in You Forever Jesus and We All Trust You Forever Jesus and Thank You For Everything Jesus and We All Loves You Forever Jesus and We All Loves You So Much Jesus and Thank You For Everything Jesus Amen ✝️🙏✝️🙏✝️🙏🙏✝️🙏🙏✝️
That's the joke though. When preachers speak it like it's an easy thing for anyone to do. Or that anyone could do it like Jesus did. Then you have all the true believers drawing the line at - but I ain't THAT pure!! So then the preacher realises at the end, I think I went too far with this one - just come on up to be saved. 🤣 Morale: the joke isn't about what Jesus did, it's how we treat what Jesus did.
🤣🤣🤣😭😭 "20 Pray that your flight may not be in winter or on a sabbath. 21 For at that time there will be great suffering, such as has not been from the beginning of the world until now, no, and never will be. 22 And if those days had not been cut short, no one would be saved; but for the sake of the elect those days will be cut short." Amen 👑🙏❤️🔥🛡️🗡️⛓️🏳️ Matthew 24:20-22 NRSVA 24:20:22 8:22 8:4 88:88 Matthew 24:1-51. The Destruction of the Temple Foretold: 1 As Jesus came out of the temple and was going away, his disciples came to point out to him the buildings of the temple. 2 Then he asked them, ‘You see all these, do you not? Truly I tell you, not one stone will be left here upon another; all will be thrown down.’ Signs of the End of the Age: 3 When he was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately, saying, ‘Tell us, when will this be, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?’ 4 Jesus answered them, ‘Beware that no one leads you astray. 5 For many will come in my name, saying, “I am the Messiah!”[a] and they will lead many astray. 6 And you will hear of wars and rumours of wars; see that you are not alarmed; for this must take place, but the end is not yet. 7 For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and there will be famines[b] and earthquakes in various places: 8 all this is but the beginning of the birth pangs. Persecutions Foretold: 9 ‘Then they will hand you over to be tortured and will put you to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of my name. 10 Then many will fall away,[c] and they will betray one another and hate one another. 11 And many false prophets will arise and lead many astray. 12 And because of the increase of lawlessness, the love of many will grow cold. 13 But anyone who endures to the end will be saved. 14 And this good news[d] of the kingdom will be proclaimed throughout the world, as a testimony to all the nations; and then the end will come. The Desolating Sacrilege: 15 ‘So when you see the desolating sacrilege standing in the holy place, as was spoken of by the prophet Daniel (let the reader understand), 16 then those in Judea must flee to the mountains; 17 someone on the housetop must not go down to take what is in the house; 18 someone in the field must not turn back to get a coat. 19 Woe to those who are pregnant and to those who are nursing infants in those days! 20 Pray that your flight may not be in winter or on a sabbath. 21 For at that time there will be great suffering, such as has not been from the beginning of the world until now, no, and never will be. 22 And if those days had not been cut short, no one would be saved; but for the sake of the elect those days will be cut short. 23 Then if anyone says to you, “Look! Here is the Messiah!”[e] or “There he is!”-do not believe it. 24 For false messiahs[f] and false prophets will appear and produce great signs and omens, to lead astray, if possible, even the elect. 25 Take note, I have told you beforehand. 26 So, if they say to you, “Look! He is in the wilderness”, do not go out. If they say, “Look! He is in the inner rooms”, do not believe it. 27 For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. 28 Wherever the corpse is, there the vultures will gather. The Coming of the Son of Man: 29 ‘Immediately after the suffering of those days the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from heaven, and the powers of heaven will be shaken. 30 Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see “the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven” with power and great glory. 31 And he will send out his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. The Lesson of the Fig Tree: 32 ‘From the fig tree learn its lesson: as soon as its branch becomes tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near. 33 So also, when you see all these things, you know that he[g] is near, at the very gates. 34 Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place. 35 Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away. The Necessity for Watchfulness: 36 ‘But about that day and hour no one knows, neither the angels of heaven, nor the Son,[h] but only the Father. 37 For as the days of Noah were, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. 38 For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day Noah entered the ark, 39 and they knew nothing until the flood came and swept them all away, so too will be the coming of the Son of Man. 40 Then two will be in the field; one will be taken and one will be left. 41 Two women will be grinding meal together; one will be taken and one will be left. 42 Keep awake therefore, for you do not know on what day[i] your Lord is coming. 43 But understand this: if the owner of the house had known in what part of the night the thief was coming, he would have stayed awake and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 Therefore you also must be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an unexpected hour. The Faithful or the Unfaithful Slave: 45 ‘Who then is the faithful and wise slave, whom his master has put in charge of his household, to give the other slaves[j] their allowance of food at the proper time? 46 Blessed is that slave whom his master will find at work when he arrives. 47 Truly I tell you, he will put that one in charge of all his possessions. 48 But if that wicked slave says to himself, “My master is delayed”, 49 and he begins to beat his fellow-slaves, and eats and drinks with drunkards, 50 the master of that slave will come on a day when he does not expect him and at an hour that he does not know. 51 He will cut him in pieces[k] and put him with the hypocrites, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Amen 👑🙏❤️🔥🪨🗡️ Matthew 24:1-51 NRSVA 24:1:51 8:1:6 8:7 87 🙏🥹🤍
Yeah unfortunately when we go to church not everyone is saved and that’s why we need to spread the gospel and btw not sure if everyone knew that the chosen is something we shouldn’t be watching anymore
@@milcalaqueen6525 I think they ok the LGBTQIA’s and in the Bible that’s wrong we can’t sugarcoat that and it’s more the actors actually but they should do something about it and not all the cast is Christian
@MariahKierraDye Yes some of the actors do and tbh at this point I feel like they add to much to the show and go a little of scripture which isn’t the best to do
@MariahKierraDye fr like I can never find anything good it’s so annoying I wish people truly followed God it’s for their best only if they knew how good he was
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Jesus already paid the price,he's just saying stuff 😂😂😂
he isn't wrong tho
The best church skit ❤️
Well he's right 😂
😂😂😂😂
Amen & Amen
He’s right: the price already been paid. Thank You Jesus
Tho we are called to carry our Cross too, as Jesus did and the apostles, disciples, evangelical people because we are all in Jesus.
@@Joshuaeway03yessir Bro ❤ but Hallelujah Jesus Done it....He Paid it ALL 🙏💕✝️
AMEN!!!!🙌🏾🩷💕
Yes
"I only watch the Chosen" 😆
You might need to go on up then. Enoch, make room, we got another one 🤣🤣🤣
Lol, 😅
“I only watch the chosen.” “Stop lying you just said you were catching up on power last week!”😂😂😂😂
That “who ready to go?” is ME! 🤣😩
Amen 🙏❤️🔥
As a Christian, I’m ready to go.
I wanna get ready!!!!
@@Shqron-sx6oo some days, I am too! 🙏
"Enoch make room we got another one" 😂😂
At 0:52 I see your t shirt slice slice 🤣.
Peter, was a real gangster for Christ
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I lowkey get annoyed by Peter but I love him so much especially the fact that he was JESUS bff....they were literally the opposite of each other but JESUS made it work😗😂
Jesus already did that...He's just saying stuff!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You get a standing ovation for that line!
The Church is open, all yall come in here!
"Actually lord we ask that you crucify us right now, lord."
Me: Uh...sir?
Moral of the story: always listen to prayers.
I love how you spread the gospel brother ❤ God Bless!
😂😂😂 that ‘yep, I’m out’ has me cracking up! As well as the part where you said ‘Jesus already did that, he’s just saying stuff’.
Lol, IKTR, Jesus paid it all.
This is perfect example why people need to listen to what some of these people be saying, praying about.
You can't be touching and agreeing with everything that people be saying.
And definitely don't need anyone or everyone praying over you.
Who ready to go? Not me, I got a date tonight😆
Them word salad prayers be killin me 😂😂😂
slice slice. i love that shirt
😂😂
Nice "catch"! 😂
You silly!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Lol send someone up in here to whip us😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know that's right, you gotta watch what you say and sing. Talking bout take me now Lord Jesus, I'm not ready yet.
John 3:16 “For God so loved the world that He gave His One and Only Son so that whoever believes in Him, shall not perish but have eternal life” God loves you no matter what, never forget that!😊😊
All of you ,you need to come up here,all of you😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂 take it to the altar
I’m with that brother who said *“Well I only watch The Chosen…”* because that is the *ONLY* I watch! I’m waiting for Season 4… 😑🇨🇦
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Your jokes get me every time!!!! Crucify us Lord ohh maann.
Some pastors sha😗
I am screaming 😂😂😂😂😂
Crucify me for Jesus right now 😂😂 martyrs be like I did my part 😂
🤣 I always laugh so hard at these videos.
The doors of the church are open...... go ahead and walk up front......😂
Enoch make room we got another one 😂😂 oh man
This time the ChristianComedy tag is correct. Your Bible Rap skits are no comedy. I can't stop listening to them! :-)
Same
Hope he makes skits on how they dressed back then. His costumes be on point with the comedy. I want to know where his head wraps come from 😆
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 das one way to reign um on back in 😂
Enoch, make room! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol jokes aside Jesus is our lord and savior and we must do spread his love
I’m screaming 😭😭
I love your videos
😂 true very very true
Woah!!
The price been paid 😂😂😂😂
This dude supa talented
You are so 🤣 funny❤
Jersey shore 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Hilarious!!!!!!!!
Okay I was just searching for an old Vine and in the process came across your “overplayed songs of 2014” vine and I’m JUST putting it together that vine you is you you 😂😂 #ripvine
I love your channel and this had me laughing so hard!
😂😂😂😂
Great work 😂
Who ready to go?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Excellent
Him: Well I watch The Chosen...
Us: That ain't what you told us last week, you said ... 🤣🤣🤣
Repent. All y'all cuz we ALL fall short!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love it!!!!😂❤
Me: “My show is coming on tonight” random dude: “what show?” Me: “squid games” *everyone giving me bombastic side eye*
Haha
Lol. Love your videos.
😂😂😂😂😂 ❤❤❤
Perfect
Lmaoooooo I’m crying
And all y'all need to come up in here
That's what he said
lol dang some of those shows are bad 🤣😂🤣😂 lol Power and Insecure 🤣
The Chosen is now holly-wood lead....eyes to see n ears to hear
Lmaooooooe😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amen Thank You For Everything Jesus and We All Loves You So Much and We All Loves You Forever Jesus and Thank You For Everything Jesus and We All Believes in You Forever Jesus and We All Trust You Forever Jesus and Thank You For Everything Jesus and We All Loves You Forever Jesus and We All Loves You So Much Jesus and Thank You For Everything Jesus Amen ✝️🙏✝️🙏✝️🙏🙏✝️🙏🙏✝️
This is funny.
0.07 😂😂
Where do I get a Slice Slice tshirt?
😅😅😅
😂❤✝️🙏💯
😏: Well, I only watch The Chosen...
🤨: 🤔
😏: 🤫
😂😂😂
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lol
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That’s a heck of a thing to be joking about. It was the hardest thing HE ever had to do.
That's the joke though. When preachers speak it like it's an easy thing for anyone to do. Or that anyone could do it like Jesus did. Then you have all the true believers drawing the line at - but I ain't THAT pure!! So then the preacher realises at the end, I think I went too far with this one - just come on up to be saved. 🤣
Morale: the joke isn't about what Jesus did, it's how we treat what Jesus did.
Hilarious in your blood.
And you gotta be from Pittsburgh??
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"20 Pray that your flight may not be in winter or on a sabbath.
21 For at that time there will be great suffering, such as has not been from the beginning of the world until now, no, and never will be.
22 And if those days had not been cut short, no one would be saved; but for the sake of the elect those days will be cut short."
Amen 👑🙏❤️🔥🛡️🗡️⛓️🏳️
Matthew 24:20-22 NRSVA
24:20:22
8:22
8:4
88:88
Matthew 24:1-51. The Destruction of the Temple Foretold: 1 As Jesus came out of the temple and was going away, his disciples came to point out to him the buildings of the temple. 2 Then he asked them, ‘You see all these, do you not? Truly I tell you, not one stone will be left here upon another; all will be thrown down.’
Signs of the End of the Age:
3 When he was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to him privately, saying, ‘Tell us, when will this be, and what will be the sign of your coming and of the end of the age?’ 4 Jesus answered them, ‘Beware that no one leads you astray. 5 For many will come in my name, saying, “I am the Messiah!”[a] and they will lead many astray. 6 And you will hear of wars and rumours of wars; see that you are not alarmed; for this must take place, but the end is not yet. 7 For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and there will be famines[b] and earthquakes in various places: 8 all this is but the beginning of the birth pangs.
Persecutions Foretold:
9 ‘Then they will hand you over to be tortured and will put you to death, and you will be hated by all nations because of my name. 10 Then many will fall away,[c] and they will betray one another and hate one another. 11 And many false prophets will arise and lead many astray. 12 And because of the increase of lawlessness, the love of many will grow cold. 13 But anyone who endures to the end will be saved. 14 And this good news[d] of the kingdom will be proclaimed throughout the world, as a testimony to all the nations; and then the end will come.
The Desolating Sacrilege:
15 ‘So when you see the desolating sacrilege standing in the holy place, as was spoken of by the prophet Daniel (let the reader understand), 16 then those in Judea must flee to the mountains; 17 someone on the housetop must not go down to take what is in the house; 18 someone in the field must not turn back to get a coat. 19 Woe to those who are pregnant and to those who are nursing infants in those days! 20 Pray that your flight may not be in winter or on a sabbath. 21 For at that time there will be great suffering, such as has not been from the beginning of the world until now, no, and never will be. 22 And if those days had not been cut short, no one would be saved; but for the sake of the elect those days will be cut short. 23 Then if anyone says to you, “Look! Here is the Messiah!”[e] or “There he is!”-do not believe it. 24 For false messiahs[f] and false prophets will appear and produce great signs and omens, to lead astray, if possible, even the elect. 25 Take note, I have told you beforehand. 26 So, if they say to you, “Look! He is in the wilderness”, do not go out. If they say, “Look! He is in the inner rooms”, do not believe it. 27 For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. 28 Wherever the corpse is, there the vultures will gather.
The Coming of the Son of Man:
29 ‘Immediately after the suffering of those days
the sun will be darkened,
and the moon will not give its light;
the stars will fall from heaven,
and the powers of heaven will be shaken.
30 Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see “the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven” with power and great glory. 31 And he will send out his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.
The Lesson of the Fig Tree:
32 ‘From the fig tree learn its lesson: as soon as its branch becomes tender and puts forth its leaves, you know that summer is near. 33 So also, when you see all these things, you know that he[g] is near, at the very gates. 34 Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place. 35 Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.
The Necessity for Watchfulness:
36 ‘But about that day and hour no one knows, neither the angels of heaven, nor the Son,[h] but only the Father. 37 For as the days of Noah were, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. 38 For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day Noah entered the ark, 39 and they knew nothing until the flood came and swept them all away, so too will be the coming of the Son of Man. 40 Then two will be in the field; one will be taken and one will be left. 41 Two women will be grinding meal together; one will be taken and one will be left. 42 Keep awake therefore, for you do not know on what day[i] your Lord is coming. 43 But understand this: if the owner of the house had known in what part of the night the thief was coming, he would have stayed awake and would not have let his house be broken into. 44 Therefore you also must be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an unexpected hour.
The Faithful or the Unfaithful Slave:
45 ‘Who then is the faithful and wise slave, whom his master has put in charge of his household, to give the other slaves[j] their allowance of food at the proper time? 46 Blessed is that slave whom his master will find at work when he arrives. 47 Truly I tell you, he will put that one in charge of all his possessions. 48 But if that wicked slave says to himself, “My master is delayed”, 49 and he begins to beat his fellow-slaves, and eats and drinks with drunkards, 50 the master of that slave will come on a day when he does not expect him and at an hour that he does not know. 51 He will cut him in pieces[k] and put him with the hypocrites, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Amen 👑🙏❤️🔥🪨🗡️
Matthew 24:1-51 NRSVA
24:1:51
8:1:6
8:7
87 🙏🥹🤍
Yeah unfortunately when we go to church not everyone is saved and that’s why we need to spread the gospel and btw not sure if everyone knew that the chosen is something we shouldn’t be watching anymore
Why?
@@milcalaqueen6525 I think they ok the LGBTQIA’s and in the Bible that’s wrong we can’t sugarcoat that and it’s more the actors actually but they should do something about it and not all the cast is Christian
@MariahKierraDye Yes some of the actors do and tbh at this point I feel like they add to much to the show and go a little of scripture which isn’t the best to do
@MariahKierraDye fr like I can never find anything good it’s so annoying I wish people truly followed God it’s for their best only if they knew how good he was
@MariahKierraDye I love your energy girl 😭
He's right, all y'all need to go up there. Delaying Heaven for a TV show? Y'all big tweaking
We really shouldn’t joke about Barbie stuff related to Godly things or anything that’s bad I know you have made videos like that
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