Hotel Transylvania Movie Reviews 🦇

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

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  • @sassquatch990
    @sassquatch990 2 года назад +15022

    I don't think we have to worry about Johnny getting old and dying. He didn't change one bit over 5 or 6 years. Dude didn't even change his outfit.

    • @FuyukoMoon8
      @FuyukoMoon8 2 года назад +123

      lol XD

    • @1no1.
      @1no1. 2 года назад +84

      Omg Wammawink pfp ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @moomateus4116
      @moomateus4116 2 года назад +85

      I don't have anything to say about your comment, but how's that magazine coming along?

    • @nixpixl442
      @nixpixl442 2 года назад +57

      CENTAURWORLD FANS???

    • @cloudykittens4642
      @cloudykittens4642 2 года назад +45

      @@nixpixl442 huh, didn't know that show had a fandom to begin with.

  • @Hambrrgr
    @Hambrrgr 2 года назад +8760

    okay anatomically speaking, the invisible man should not look how he does in the fourth movie simply because we have seen the invisible man wear clothes that don't match the body type he has in the fourth movie.

    • @zuskull1
      @zuskull1 2 года назад +1741

      Didn’t he wear these really tight swimming trunks in the first movie during the pool scene????

    • @GlitchyOnAChair
      @GlitchyOnAChair 2 года назад +357

      @@zuskull1 yeah!

    • @birbsgobrr1619
      @birbsgobrr1619 2 года назад +1136

      ​@@zuskull1 and ties/collars that would not fit his neck in the fourth movie

    • @ilysm.6642
      @ilysm.6642 2 года назад +212

      @@zuskull1 Ehh I think that one’s because of character design and humorous stuff.

    • @roxstarmozart9410
      @roxstarmozart9410 2 года назад +640

      Something I noticed people didn’t think about is that it’s pretty possible the invisible man’s real appearance might not be his human form. After all, whatever happened in the movie showed that the monsters were turned into humans. The invisible man, not being an exception, didn’t turn visible in his “monster form”, but was turned into a human, hence his appearance in the movie.
      Who knows, perhaps his non visible form as a monster is a hot one, like fans love to believe ?

  • @Kalani_Saiko
    @Kalani_Saiko 2 года назад +9351

    The fact that the 'invisible man' in HT4 contradicts the Invisible man in the first or second movie where he wears a collar and tie that would NOT fit around that thick neck. I never found him hot but it doesn't quite fit.

    • @y.9645
      @y.9645 2 года назад +1543

      Also third movie where he wore Glow Stick Necklaces around his entire body and it was very different from his canon form

    • @crystalorb9438
      @crystalorb9438 2 года назад +920

      Ah, more proof to see his last form as non canon

    • @crashboxsinofstars2865
      @crashboxsinofstars2865 2 года назад +151

      Exactly.

    • @ummm2735
      @ummm2735 2 года назад +591

      Also in one of the covers were like all the monsters are going to the hotel and he’s in like that summer outfit there’s no way that would be the same body

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 2 года назад +181

      Pandemic weight gain?

  • @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy
    @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy 2 года назад +11093

    The bigger deception of my life was the invisible man not being hot, I refuse to accept the 4th movie as canon, it simply cannot be

    • @Just_An_Observer
      @Just_An_Observer 2 года назад +828

      It's SUCH an OUTRAGE for them to have done him so wrong like that

    • @jammy3557
      @jammy3557 2 года назад +789

      The human-ray was supposed to make him a human NOT PATRIC STAR

    • @Devilcakes
      @Devilcakes 2 года назад +503

      Everything past the first movie isn't canon gurl.

    • @locallilly9827
      @locallilly9827 2 года назад +413

      Its yalls fault simping for a floating glasses😔

    • @jammy3557
      @jammy3557 2 года назад +483

      @@locallilly9827 THE GLASSES WERE GOOD ONES THO-

  • @acidicsucrose
    @acidicsucrose 2 года назад +2031

    Another thing that contradicts HT4 invisible man's design is HT1 when he's wearing a pair of swim trunks that CLEARLY display how skinny he is. I'm not even a simp. I'm just upset they ruined a good opportunity to make a likable character design. I always imagined him as a friendly looking skinny little nerd boy around Johnny's age. My disappointment is astronomical.

    • @birbsgobrr1619
      @birbsgobrr1619 2 года назад +200

      Well I don't think the invisible man would be around Johnny's age considering Drac talks about him being present with Frank, Murray, and Wayne throughout their younger years and they were around when Mavis was a baby. But I agree that he'd be on the skinnier side like Johnny

    • @purplepartytigerd1598
      @purplepartytigerd1598 2 года назад +89

      @@birbsgobrr1619
      Which feels weird tho, like -- is he immortal on top of being invisible?

    • @Gwestytears
      @Gwestytears 2 года назад +60

      In the OG book he was a neurotic brute who beat someone to death with an iron rod

    • @bologna2079
      @bologna2079 2 года назад +21

      @@purplepartytigerd1598 that would be sick

    • @joaopedrofm1299
      @joaopedrofm1299 2 года назад +6

      @@Gwestytears is there a book

  • @Kawaiikitten0211
    @Kawaiikitten0211 2 года назад +1599

    Besides the Invisible Man not being a hunk, the most disappointing part of the last move was Johnny still being human, like as everyone had pointed out, he will die and then his wife and son will keep on living for like ever. NOBODY in the movie thought to just turn him into a vampire so his whole ass family doesn’t outlive him???

    • @Sunflowerramune
      @Sunflowerramune 2 года назад +86

      IKR,they should’ve turned him into one.

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 2 года назад

      They all hate him and want him to die

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 2 года назад +4

      True!

    • @erihgioqe3798
      @erihgioqe3798 Год назад +14

      maybe they did, and ex-human vampires are just weaker and less vampire-y than regular ones/the transformation takes a while.

    • @palinurus
      @palinurus Год назад +16

      I can't help but wonder if vampires simply... can't turn humans in the Hotel Transylvania universe. I haven't seen the films in a while, so maybe one of the characters mentioned it and I've just forgotten, but it seems to me that all the vamp characters we see were born as vampires. Of course, that also opens up the question of what's going on with Dennis. How do vampire genetics work? Will he have a different lifespan compared to his mother and grandfather? Is vampirism just a binary outcome where you're either a vampire or not, opening up the possibility of generations upon generations of vampires that keep having children with humans, only to produce more vampires, eventually populating the world with immortal beings? Who knows???

  • @Polyeurythane
    @Polyeurythane 2 года назад +3820

    Ngl I definitely had some kind of crush on the Invisible Man. They absolutely did him dirty. I’ve seen people say he’s a Jewish stereotype, as well as comparing him to Mort Goldman from Family Guy. And given how Adam Sandler is Jewish… I wouldn’t put it past him to actually do that on purpose. Too bad though, they could have definitely gotten more money from views and free promotion if they had made Invisible Man sexy or at least an average dude for the fanfic/artist girlies that thirsted over him.

    • @y.9645
      @y.9645 2 года назад +342

      They did a dirty trick up their sleeve where they did have a model for hot Griffin when he entered the cavern and there was a reflection of said model

    • @elryano2384
      @elryano2384 2 года назад +266

      The idea of fanfics based on a pair of glasses scare mw

    • @caramel9154
      @caramel9154 2 года назад +263

      Dunno why people are into the glasses exactly, but i can understand it since he oozes charm but also bottom energy

    • @ivorynk752
      @ivorynk752 2 года назад +135

      I imagined him looking more like his voice actor, David Spade. That also had me imagining him as a shaggy blonde even though he stated in the first movie he was a red head.

    • @princessravendiamond4288
      @princessravendiamond4288 2 года назад +92

      Uh, Adam Sandler wasn't involved in this movie... they replaced him with a guy on RUclips named Brian Hull who does incredible voice impressions

  • @queertism
    @queertism 2 года назад +3648

    ok but the scream cheese is what got me to try cream cheese as a kid. 😭 i have autism so i struggled a lot with new foods but something abt scream cheese made me so happy so i like actually tried it on a bagel and it’s been my comfort food ever since

    • @ratboy2
      @ratboy2 2 года назад +270

      thats so sweet 🥺

    • @caramel9154
      @caramel9154 2 года назад +153

      holy shit same. like exactly. eerily so

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh 2 года назад +37

      same LMA

    • @enviousennui
      @enviousennui 2 года назад +2

      Hi, undiagnosed autistic here. I tried a lot of foods thanks to kid movies, hotel Transylvania being one of them. They make food look so good in animated shows/movies and thats how I tried a lot of food I would of never picked up

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 2 года назад +52

      that’s so sweet wth

  • @laurenpetro2901
    @laurenpetro2901 2 года назад +3473

    I think one of the biggest tragedies of HT 2 was a joke they cut out once it hit DVD. When I saw it in theaters during the scene where the elephant is eating Cakey's hand on the TV, Cakey says, "Slow down! The real monster is diabetes!" before going to the next scene. It was my favorite joke in the entire movie only for it to be removed once it hit DVD. I was so upset

    • @elryano2384
      @elryano2384 2 года назад +216

      What?! That’s hilarious, that sucks that they cut it

    • @ratboy2
      @ratboy2 2 года назад +102

      That’s so sad omg

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 года назад +18

      💀💀💀

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 2 года назад +6

      bruh,,,

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 2 года назад +93

      Seriously. I remember watching it on demand multiple times and always laughing at that joke, and then my sister got it on dvd for christmas or her birthday or something one year, and we watched it and i was so offended to see it replaced with stupid muppet laughter

  • @who_is_Isaac
    @who_is_Isaac 2 года назад +875

    I feel like the Invisible Man character design was to spite people who thirsted over him

  • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
    @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 2 года назад +2777

    Hotel Transylvania fans getting kicked out of specsavers for trying to propose to the glasses

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 2 года назад +5422

    “This review may contain spoilers”
    **literally just makes fun of dennis being a ginger**
    also hotel transylvania 3 came out on friday july 13 and if that wasn't intentional

    • @notoriusbookworm48
      @notoriusbookworm48 2 года назад +179

      It just goes to show that gingers were the real monsters all along /s

    • @cottonfetti5509
      @cottonfetti5509 2 года назад +38

      I-

    • @floweyfangirl69420
      @floweyfangirl69420 2 года назад +23

      my birthday was in a friday 13 that same year (april 13, 2018)

    • @notoriusbookworm48
      @notoriusbookworm48 2 года назад +19

      @@floweyfangirl69420 no wonder your pfp is flowey, he's friggin terrifying when he wants to be...

    • @Ich-Existiere-Nicht
      @Ich-Existiere-Nicht 2 года назад +8

      @@floweyfangirl69420 Happy late birthday

  • @sS0O0L
    @sS0O0L 2 года назад +962

    The fourth movie was considered the worse by a lot of people considering character development, plot holes, story telling, animation, jokes and a bunch of other reasons... That happened cause it wasn't directed by the same people and it was released before it should have, that's also why the animation seems worse and more rushed.

    • @elryano2384
      @elryano2384 2 года назад

      There’s only 4?

    • @sS0O0L
      @sS0O0L 2 года назад +18

      @@elryano2384 sorry, i wrote "fitht", i meant " fourth", i'm editing it

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 года назад +49

      And no Adam Sandler, The impersonation was so obvious and annoying

    • @sS0O0L
      @sS0O0L 2 года назад +7

      @@KingOfGaymes yep, bad writing

    • @Mikescool444
      @Mikescool444 2 года назад +24

      The invis guy looks like he says “fiddlesticks” unironically and that alone makes it the worst one.

  • @gabriel_angel592
    @gabriel_angel592 2 года назад +257

    "I bet that invisible man is sexy,you can tell just by his choice of glasses"
    Oh,HONEY😭😭😭

  • @ummm2735
    @ummm2735 2 года назад +587

    I don’t even care if invisible man is hot it’s just the fact that almost none of the clothes he’s ever worn in the past movies would fit him in that movie as a human like it doesn’t even matter if he’s hot but his body just wouldn’t look like that

    • @DrawinskyMoon
      @DrawinskyMoon 2 года назад +8

      That is pretty sus

    • @torenchao
      @torenchao 2 года назад +57

      currently sipping copium - there's a theory going around that he got turned _human,_ not VISIBLE, but human, meaning he was given a different body entirely, just like the rest of them - we never see his actual body, same with the rest of them (frank's entire facial structure changes)

    • @xxdemonkiller69xx5
      @xxdemonkiller69xx5 2 года назад +7

      @@torenchao okay, but what does he look like when he's visible? You would think that the guy would at least somewhat comment on how he looks wrong or something like that. Unless he himself doesn't even know what he looks like.

    • @PancakebatterLuigi
      @PancakebatterLuigi Год назад +3

      @@xxdemonkiller69xx5 Well in alotta scenes you can see a human like body, so im gonna say he is a humonoid.

  • @lauracerqueiramachado8979
    @lauracerqueiramachado8979 2 года назад +329

    I think the 4th movie would have been much better if Dracula´s conflict towards Jonathan was like "I don´t like you, I only tolerate you for Mavis´ sake and at this point it has nothing to do with you being human it´s your personality and I just can´t take you seriously", like it´s more about their lifestyles than their species and even after Johnny transformed himself into a monster they still had the same issues

    • @humantoon
      @humantoon 2 года назад +1

      Isn’t this exactly what happened in the fourth movie though??

    • @lauracerqueiramachado8979
      @lauracerqueiramachado8979 2 года назад +48

      @@humantoon no, they just had another story about Dracula accepting humans with the same message as the previous movies 😓

  • @izzy9161
    @izzy9161 2 года назад +303

    Remember kids:
    Suffer, suffer scream in pain, blood is spilling from your brain

  • @itsjustalf7747
    @itsjustalf7747 2 года назад +782

    They should have turned blobby into a hot person instead of jello to makeup for the invisible dude

    • @SNSth3creat0r
      @SNSth3creat0r 2 года назад +200

      "let's make the invisible man ugly"
      "But sure people simp for him to much"
      "Just make the blob hot and they'll forgive us"
      Not gonna lie they should have done that

    • @desired_war
      @desired_war 2 года назад +107

      It'd be funny honestly. You'd think he'd be the last monster to be attractive as a human.

    • @DrawinskyMoon
      @DrawinskyMoon 2 года назад +26

      What do you mean? Blobby looked edible to me.

    • @AGoofyJester
      @AGoofyJester Год назад +1

      I’m drawing it now

    • @Unidentified952
      @Unidentified952 Год назад +1

      BUT THE JELLO WAS FUNNY

  • @starcomet8312
    @starcomet8312 2 года назад +219

    I'm glad someone finally pointed out the weird chemistry Drac and Jonathan had.

    • @noodleboss873
      @noodleboss873 2 года назад +28

      Honestly like 👀

    • @kayleejazz1669
      @kayleejazz1669 Год назад +36

      I had a friend who hadn’t seen the first movie in a long time, and for some reason thought that Johnny and Dracula got together.
      I mean say what you want but they had more time together on screen,
      and was having Dracula deal with his dead wife issues.
      I don’t know if it would have been a good movie or how they would have done it but I personally feel it would have been more interesting if those two got together.
      Don’t ship it, just think it would be more interesting.

  • @SomeGaymerNerd
    @SomeGaymerNerd 2 года назад +549

    "my wife, even better" WE STAN HIMBO KINGS 😭

  • @Florceleste28
    @Florceleste28 2 года назад +1898

    Personally, it never made sense to me that the Invisible Man was hot. His charm is pure personality, if he was hot, being invisible is the last thing he would want. Now, it did bother me a lot that for the 4th movie the definition of "human" was equal to "white dude".

    • @god_2.0_the_better_version
      @god_2.0_the_better_version 2 года назад +355

      I don't know who went human during the movie because I didn't watch it, but the vampires were the only ones who kinda had to be white. Wolf dude, bandage guy, invisible man, and Frankenstein all had either hidden skin or oddly colored skin as monsters. Not all of them had to be white. The boat movie pushed it a little, but the last one chucked it off the edge.

    • @elryano2384
      @elryano2384 2 года назад +110

      I think it had something to do with who played the characters, but yea I know what you mean (although Murray was an exception)

    • @enviousennui
      @enviousennui 2 года назад +181

      Regardless if he was hot or not, him being invisible had nothing to do with looks in the original source. He was a scientist who became obsessed with physics, specifically optical density (the way things are seen) and wanted to experiment on finding a way to make something invisible by tricking the eye. Which he did. And got stuck like that.

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 года назад +66

      Either “white dude” or… literally jell-o

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 2 года назад +38

      He was a bit of a mad scientist, his "goo looks" had nothing to do with his murderous, criminal behavior and experimenting with invisibility

  • @DuskNeko
    @DuskNeko 2 года назад +298

    Why did everyone think the Invisible Man was gonna be hot when every design in this series is unfuckable

    • @Wonezzzz
      @Wonezzzz 2 года назад +127

      counterpoint: blobby

    • @DuskNeko
      @DuskNeko 2 года назад +77

      @@Wonezzzz fuck you're right

    • @amandalynn4979
      @amandalynn4979 2 года назад +80

      Another counterpoint: Mavis and Erica

    • @honeybeartoast3529
      @honeybeartoast3529 2 года назад +20

      @@DuskNeko look how fast they switch. so true king🙏

    • @DrawinskyMoon
      @DrawinskyMoon 2 года назад +22

      Erica, really? Too rubber hose

  • @nanrandomungjavel9738
    @nanrandomungjavel9738 2 года назад +209

    The first two hotel Transylvania movies are legit good, the third one passes because of the surprisingly epic final battle and because Kathryn Hahn is in it. And the fourth one cannot be saved, not even by Kathryn or Selena

    • @desired_war
      @desired_war 2 года назад +3

      Yeah I've never seen the 4th. But the three others were pretty nice.

    • @animae008
      @animae008 2 года назад +6

      Second movie is worse than first. Dracula is so frikin selfish and his character development from first movie does not matter

    • @nanrandomungjavel9738
      @nanrandomungjavel9738 2 года назад +1

      No because same. Like it’s not the same without Adam Sandler

    • @sp4ce..r0cks19
      @sp4ce..r0cks19 2 года назад

      W pfp

  • @theREALwindex
    @theREALwindex 2 года назад +1005

    Tonka Joey saying “eh doobeeday shoolah koobeeday?” At the end made me very happy

    • @luciellawliet
      @luciellawliet 2 года назад +17

      Is that gibberish? Cause my brain is picking up some kinda patten that seems familiar but I can’t understand it whatsoever

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 2 года назад +8

      @@luciellawliet exactly

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 2 года назад +4

      @@luciellawliet it honestly reminded me of simlish, maybe thats what ur thinking of lmao

    • @pptenshii
      @pptenshii Год назад +4

      she honestly would be great at plenty of languages ngl

  • @Nobody_Special310
    @Nobody_Special310 2 года назад +977

    So a song about a woman who cheats on her boyfriend with his two friends after he's drafted into the army is the most positive song in the world?

    • @RekkinguBoru
      @RekkinguBoru 2 года назад +86

      Dale a tu cuerpo alegría macarena 😊

    • @Florceleste28
      @Florceleste28 2 года назад +70

      Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría y cosa buena

    • @drpepperfan54
      @drpepperfan54 2 года назад +215

      THATS WHAT ITS ABOUT??

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 года назад +39

      Fr 💀

    • @Death_Is_Inevitable
      @Death_Is_Inevitable 2 года назад +97

      @@drpepperfan54 Well, basically yes, search for the lyrics, you'll find it in no time, since the music is so popular

  • @-chaos_clown-
    @-chaos_clown- 2 года назад +385

    Wait when Johnny dies cant he just go back to the hotel, he’s a monster now cant ghosts go to the hotel? Idk I’ve only seen the first movie and that was years back, I’m gonna go watch hotel Transylvania now

    • @lilistuber4546
      @lilistuber4546 2 года назад +92

      Or he decays enough that he turns into a skeleton. A zombie could also work but it’s unclear how much of Johnny’s old self will be there

    • @gallantblade1825
      @gallantblade1825 2 года назад +11

      He could become a walking reanimated corpse a la Frank. He DID dress up as Frank’s relative in the first movie, right?
      So he dies, Drac gets Frank to reanimate the corpse, badda big badda boom, Johnny’s alive, probably forever. Do the same thing with Erika (a call back to HT3 and the hot Franken-woman during the dance scene) and you’re all good!
      Sure, I guess turning them into vampires is the easier path, but let’s not count out other options.

  • @lilligantlover1
    @lilligantlover1 2 года назад +477

    I don’t know how people would simp for the invisible man, I don’t see it.

    • @elryano2384
      @elryano2384 2 года назад +111

      Literally, I mean it’s a pair of glasses with David Spade’s voice 😭

    • @klollollol
      @klollollol 2 года назад +124

      That glasses, man. The glasses 😔

    • @hoogoo4621
      @hoogoo4621 2 года назад +60

      i don't see it...... was that intentional?

    • @klollollol
      @klollollol 2 года назад +74

      not to mention his 11/10 personality too

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 2 года назад +23

      Badum tssh!

  • @v1p3rlotus
    @v1p3rlotus 2 года назад +417

    i’m redrawing the invisible man the 4th movie is not canon you can’t stop me

  • @s-viper1462
    @s-viper1462 2 года назад +177

    3:08
    If Mavis gave birth when she still was a bat, then would Dennis be a bat unable to turn "human", would she give birth to a small baby, or would she...give birth to a normal human and die in the process?

    • @Hai_im.cat1
      @Hai_im.cat1 2 года назад +51

      I just thought that when she changed into a bat the baby was still in jelly bean mode because you couldn't see the bump while she was in normal form

    • @yourshoulderdevil5229
      @yourshoulderdevil5229 2 года назад +23

      He would probably be born as a bat and be a reverse vampire who can turn human sometimes.

  • @ivorynk752
    @ivorynk752 2 года назад +193

    Despite having stated in the first movie as having curly red hair, I had imagined him as a shaggy blond. Also thought he'd be shorter. Basically I imagined him looking like his voice actor.

    • @Alan_Marin
      @Alan_Marin 2 года назад +26

      Ngl, they probably shoulda made the design to Blobby if they wanna make up for invisible man not looking sexy

    • @auto.36
      @auto.36 2 года назад +15

      I always imagined him with sorta frizzy/fluffy brown hair? Idk

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 2 года назад +150

    Why was I lowkey disappointed the fourth movie didn't start with Drac and Erica's wedding? I mean, the second and third started with weddings! I thought it was gonna be a thing!

  • @lonlons4668
    @lonlons4668 2 года назад +54

    No Way!!! The invisible man is hot and the 4th movie doesn't count!! He is a handsome man that was so arrogant about his looks, that a witch cursed him to be forever invisible. This ended with him changing his personality because no one wanted him anymore!!!

    • @pudd1ng_bunn182
      @pudd1ng_bunn182 2 года назад +17

      I really like that concept- it's giving me Greek mythology vibes

  • @geniusdork1476
    @geniusdork1476 2 года назад +53

    7:02 I SWEAR TO GOD EVERYTIME THAT WOMAN APPEARS, MY HEAD JUST GOES "haha lemon"

  • @Devilcakes
    @Devilcakes 2 года назад +271

    Okay so to clear up: Dennis, the kid(?) Is canonically the son of a vampire and a human, i.e. a Dhampir. They look human but have some of the positives of a vampire. Look at Alucard from castlevania for a play by play but make sure to exclude some of the game mechanics of Alucard (since he is from a game.)

    • @beththedarkmage3359
      @beththedarkmage3359 2 года назад +32

      This just sounds ideal, honestly, eat garlic bread, live forever, be able to defend themselves with powers...

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 2 года назад +9

      @@beththedarkmage3359 well, living forever isn't an option, but yes, it'd basically Vampire Lite. You get weaker powers, but with no cost.

    • @problem3412
      @problem3412 2 года назад +3

      i think dhampirs have a lack of bones though, so
      ouchies h

    • @Devilcakes
      @Devilcakes 2 года назад +8

      @@problem3412 Dhampirs are Squids by that proposal. So you're telling me one could slip into a crevice as small as their teeth and not suffer physical consequences?
      It's not a bad myth, sounds funny and explanatory.

  • @mallowtonmouse
    @mallowtonmouse 2 года назад +81

    In human years, Mavis is 12 to 13 when she's literally 83, so the reviewer did their math completely wrong.

  • @ilivory974
    @ilivory974 2 года назад +110

    I never actually realized that Dracula was rapping in the first movie. Up until now, I always thought he was speaking gibberish.

  • @jordanbakes6147
    @jordanbakes6147 2 года назад +50

    New head cannon; Erica is Martha reincarnated. Hence how Drac can Zing twice. 🙂

  • @nemmeton
    @nemmeton 2 года назад +105

    as another person who comes from a romanian family, i suggest that is not unheard of for us to say bleh bleh bleh. as a treat

  • @jaciyue2285
    @jaciyue2285 2 года назад +167

    I HATED the fourth movie. It was ok until they came to South America. The location in the map is clearly Brazil, but they put everything in Spanish, not in Portuguese. The city they arrive is totaly chaotic, all the people seem to be dumb and "uncivilized", that is even a person holding a chicken in a bus! The city looks like a mix of a lot of other latino countries's stereotypes, and even remebered me of the way India is portrayed by the western media. Also, they just foccused in Amazon, reforcing the stereotype that Brazil it's just a big and dangerous jungle. And I hated the way they only said "South America", like it was a country and not a subcontinent with 13 different countries. Besides all the stereotypes, the movie isn't creative at all, Dracula's view of Johnny gets worse than in the first movie and all of what they tried to make funny just looked stupid and unnecessary.

    • @5soda
      @5soda 2 года назад +25

      gosh why do they ALWAYS make it about the amazon rainforest when it comes to brazil? 😭
      i swear, as a brazilian this got old pretty quickly, please im begging you all to make a movie/series that goes through the south of brazil

    • @jaciyue2285
      @jaciyue2285 2 года назад +5

      @Therealruvysvat Yeah, don't waste your time watching it

    • @jaciyue2285
      @jaciyue2285 2 года назад +8

      @@5soda SIM!! Meu Deus, quando não é Amazônia é Rio de Janeiro. O Brasil é gigantesco cara, tem tanto lugar maravilhoso pra explorar e os caras continuam batendo na mesma tecla. Imagina que incrível um filme gringo ambientado no sul, no nordeste ou no centro-oeste, daria até pra fazer nas regiões de fronteira... Trazer essas outras culturas dentro do Brasil abriria muito a visão dos gringos, eu ia adorar

    • @5soda
      @5soda 2 года назад +4

      @@jaciyue2285 SIM MEU DEUS

    • @ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT
      @ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT 2 года назад +7

      wait
      WAIT-
      I haven't seen the movie yet, but did they really put everything in spanish? Wtf

  • @LamenHeadBoi
    @LamenHeadBoi 2 года назад +42

    8:35
    I haven't watched hotel transilvania 4 yet. WAYNE DID *WHAT*

  • @atlas9021
    @atlas9021 2 года назад +65

    Imo the invisible man would be like 20x better if they just changed that goofy clown hairstyle

  • @IExistAndMyNameIsKawaiiAngel
    @IExistAndMyNameIsKawaiiAngel 2 года назад +229

    i haven't watched the 4th movie. To me, the ads made it seem like some 30 min short of Johnny becoming a dragon and Mavis and Dracula becoming humans, which would be boring. It wasn't interesting to me (i tend to like kids shows and movies sometimes), but apparently it was big enough for content creators to make gta 5 videos about the characters breaking their bones. That didn't make sense to me, so i was waiting for this vid to come out.
    What am i even doing with my life. why do people create such monstrosities?

    • @desired_war
      @desired_war 2 года назад +3

      Idk what the actual plot of the 4th movie is, but I think it would be interesting if the monsters became humans and somehow couldn't get to the transylvania hotel somehow. Whether that means it's block by some mYStErIous PoweR or theyre on the other side of the world and they have to travel back while learning something on the way there. But idk what the moral they would learn

  • @cyrilmarasigan7108
    @cyrilmarasigan7108 2 года назад +115

    I thought the part where Dracula's hate for the humans was solved in movie 1 where it explains the reason, I can't believed they changed the story, they should just come up a different one where grandpa vampie was looking for someone new that would be fun.

  • @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199
    @thatonenotmentallyillmf3199 2 года назад +47

    2:14 Ok but this part would get my brother and I so HYPE when we were like 9-10

  • @god_2.0_the_better_version
    @god_2.0_the_better_version 2 года назад +69

    I needed something to ruin my day, so I think I'll finally stop avoiding watching the last movie. Wish me luck.
    Edit: If I don't make it back, tell my family I hated them.

    • @elryano2384
      @elryano2384 2 года назад +3

      I just finished it, I thought I was gonna hate it but ended up liking it more than the 3rd movie! Good luck 😁

    • @Rubydafreakingweirdo
      @Rubydafreakingweirdo 2 года назад

      @Therealruvysvat wait really?!?!?!

    • @rathasaknife
      @rathasaknife Год назад

      I refuse to ever watch ht4 because they did glasses man so dirty😔🤚🏻 ht4 is not cannon and never will be

  • @LupinsBlueJacket
    @LupinsBlueJacket 2 года назад +366

    I think we all are fans of the invisible man
    the 4th movie is not canon

    • @v1p3rlotus
      @v1p3rlotus 2 года назад +52

      yea, let’s all collectively agree the 4th movie does not exist

    • @LupinsBlueJacket
      @LupinsBlueJacket 2 года назад +34

      @@v1p3rlotus what 4th movie

    • @voxxy4612
      @voxxy4612 2 года назад +32

      @@v1p3rlotus 4th movie? What?

    • @mladymoo1398
      @mladymoo1398 2 года назад +23

      @v1p3rl0tus I didn’t hear about one

    • @ItsMadyAgain
      @ItsMadyAgain 2 года назад +28

      woah wait there's a 4th movie???

  • @iamsuper0
    @iamsuper0 2 года назад +46

    The Invisble Man was absolutely assaulted in the 4th film, It pains me that hes not the brunette male with wavy hair and and a jacked body i thought he would be.

    • @emolady666
      @emolady666 2 года назад +10

      I expected him to at least look average maybe hot or cute if they wanted to do some fan service BUT THEY JUST MASSACRED HIM 😭 the 4th movies already crap they could've at least done SOMETHING right. They tried to make Frankenstein hot so why not the invisible man??

    • @claumonee
      @claumonee 2 года назад +7

      @@emolady666 Yo they litterally made Frankenstein HOT BRO cmon man this movie is trolling us i swear to god-- fuck this movie i accept it as not cannon LOL X

    • @ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT
      @ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT 2 года назад +3

      I feel like they missed an opportunity to make the invisible man at least average in appearance, the people on twitter would have done the rest anyway

  • @dr_drawings
    @dr_drawings 2 года назад +27

    8:59 THERE I AM GARY, THERE I AM!
    (For real, that was my review and I'm so happy I got in this!)

  • @Alex_in_Wonderland111
    @Alex_in_Wonderland111 2 года назад +105

    I’ve only seen the first one and I have to say this video has done nothing to change my mind. Lightning in a bottle everyone. Please don’t touch it

  • @deadmoth9354
    @deadmoth9354 2 года назад +38

    6:00 the fact that this sounds like a fever dream, but that is EXACTLY what happens has me laughing

  • @noirebursts3487
    @noirebursts3487 2 года назад +34

    2:21 THIS PART IS A BOP IDC

  • @DrWho160
    @DrWho160 2 года назад +58

    I heard HT4 was pushed back super last minute because people didn’t like the invisible man’s appearance. Imagine what he would’ve looked like had they released it the day it was supposed to.

  • @FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerrule
    @FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerrule 2 года назад +35

    You have no idea how angry i am about the Invisible Man thing. The voice and personality? Like, damn! And the human version isn't even just "okay" the design sucks. I'm.... way too peeved for someone who never even came close for finishing the second movie and never even cared about the other movies....

  • @koshmareq
    @koshmareq 2 года назад +12

    7:41 your impression of Dracula made me spit out my aloe drink

  • @PrincessOfTheWholeUniverse
    @PrincessOfTheWholeUniverse 2 года назад +81

    I can tell people were freaking out about how the Invisible Man looked. When I saw his design, I was just like “That doesn’t look like it fits.”
    But once I watched the actual movie(against my own will), he did act like the Invisible Man.
    Also, you guys cannot be simping over floating glasses

  • @ravencliff238
    @ravencliff238 2 года назад +137

    Awesome job! This NEVER FAILS to make me laugh

  • @dragonetafireball
    @dragonetafireball 2 года назад +10

    I just realised when Johnny is 80 his wife will probably still look like a teen and we have no clue how his son will age so he’s probably gonna look more and more like a creep each year.

    • @electricay
      @electricay Год назад +3

      Can't they just make him a vampire?

  • @eclipsedmoon87
    @eclipsedmoon87 2 года назад +40

    0:54 by my calculations, if vampires aged at a consistent rate, looking 18 at 118 would make one vampire year 6.5 regular years

  • @mladymoo1398
    @mladymoo1398 2 года назад +54

    I swear the human version of Frankenstein is James from Big Time Rush. THERE’S NO DENYING IT

  • @lostmarble540
    @lostmarble540 2 года назад +17

    can't believe they made a bunch of movies based on the Haha Jonathan meme

  • @spiltmilk0204
    @spiltmilk0204 2 года назад +19

    Griffin was one of my first crushes when I was young and first saw this movie. My younger more innocent self feels betrayed by the fourth movie and I refuse to accept it as canon

  • @Inyobedfool
    @Inyobedfool 2 года назад +50

    Tbh they did do invisible man wrong tho. Face it we all thought he was a ✨Chad.✨ 😭💔

    • @5soda
      @5soda 2 года назад +2

      i thought he would look like neil cicierega even before i saw neil cicierega

  • @crowmiks4712
    @crowmiks4712 2 года назад +36

    Why the hell does everyone else also have a crush on the invisible man?! I thought i was the only one bc its such a weird crush 😭

  • @ItsMadyAgain
    @ItsMadyAgain 2 года назад +48

    My brother got me the first three movies on DVD for my 22nd birthday. They are my greatest treasure.

    • @freshpetrichor
      @freshpetrichor 2 года назад +2

      They’re underrated gems, I really like them, they’re for all ages.

  • @Sp4c3yR8unna
    @Sp4c3yR8unna 2 года назад +25

    8:50 yep, and I am here thinking the invisible Man was trans

  • @wolfcat120
    @wolfcat120 2 года назад +20

    Honestly, only the first and second movie exist for me. I refuse to acknowledge the other two. The original HT was absolute gold and it only went downhill from there.

  • @Orion-ih5xl
    @Orion-ih5xl 2 года назад +24

    8:02 steven s.'s review was amazing and made even better with the way u said it

  • @calebgoodman3028
    @calebgoodman3028 2 года назад +22

    I haven’t seen HT3 so I am assuming they don’t know Macarena is about a women sleeping around while her boyfriend is at war.

    • @jeffreyquinde6707
      @jeffreyquinde6707 2 года назад +10

      Does anyone know that. They played this song a lot in my elementary school

  • @cupoftea3499
    @cupoftea3499 2 года назад +14

    2:47 I mean actually since she was shown beforehand in her human form and she didn't look pregnant, when she shrunk down, since the fetus is still developing, it would look like she is 8 months along instead of a few weeks.

  • @Azyne
    @Azyne 2 года назад +11

    I'm still in pain as to how Invisible Man was able to wear tight clothing in past movies and then they made him impossible to fit in that kind of clothing

  • @irebosileolaolopade8880
    @irebosileolaolopade8880 2 года назад +23

    3:18 as a kid i loved this for no reason

  • @greenbird6435
    @greenbird6435 2 года назад +48

    People really find a floating pair of glasses hot, huh?
    (Then again i shouldn't really talk because my crush is a disembodied british voice but still its weird to see)

    • @sueblue2464
      @sueblue2464 2 года назад +7

      Stanley parable?

    • @greenbird6435
      @greenbird6435 2 года назад +3

      @@sueblue2464 yeah

    • @sueblue2464
      @sueblue2464 2 года назад +3

      @@greenbird6435 Nice

    • @greenbird6435
      @greenbird6435 2 года назад +3

      @@sueblue2464 thanks

    • @Pandie2828
      @Pandie2828 2 года назад +10

      That fact that I relate to crushing on a just a British voice is kinda tripping me out rn

  • @ffireball
    @ffireball 2 года назад +85

    If you haven’t already done it, you NEED to do the Strawberry Shortcake movies. 3D ones were better but both style of animation are pure crack.

  • @icomment4aliving
    @icomment4aliving 2 года назад +15

    Somebody has to swap the invisible man with Frankenstein, because I refuse to believe the 4th movie is Canon.
    More proof of this is Dracula hating humans after 2¾ movies of not hating them
    You simply cannot turn Frankenstein Into Justin Bieber and the invisible man into my dad.
    Simply cannot

  • @ssunsspott5170
    @ssunsspott5170 2 года назад +20

    What I don't get is the design of the invisible man is just so eugh. His neck, dude, he looks like a thumb. They went out of their way to make him look so weird, they could've kept the same design but with different proportions and it would've been fine. He can be "ugly" or unconventionally attractive, but fix his damn neck and nose size - it's too big! None of the other humans have that big a nose.
    Oh and don't even get me started on the mummy. Those cheeks, why.

    • @5soda
      @5soda 2 года назад +5

      ''he looks like a thumb'' bro 😭😭 😭

  • @aihoshinoirl
    @aihoshinoirl 2 года назад +13

    6:44 OMGG,, THIS GAVE ME FLASHBACKS

  • @FizzieWebb
    @FizzieWebb 2 года назад +34

    4:33
    ....I was not expecting the visual gag. I was expecting a really bad pun.

  • @bellaknightR597
    @bellaknightR597 2 года назад +20

    I agree with the invisible man's appearance not being Canon, I imagined him looking more like David Spade or like a blonde Kuzco

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 2 года назад +2

      “Blonde Kuzco” OH NO NO NO *NO* HONEY WE ARE NOT BRINGING *HIM* BACK. *I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THAT THING*

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 2 года назад +1

      @@Pukeprincess Why are you in caps? I'm confused 😕

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 2 года назад

      @@bellaknightR597 *JUST DONT SUMMON THE FORBIDDEN TWINK OK?! And if you did don’t let him near any children!*

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 2 года назад +1

      @@Pukeprincess *IDK WHAT TF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT OR WHY WE'RE YELLING!!!!!*

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 2 года назад +1

      @@bellaknightR597 *ITS GOOD THAT YOU DONT KNOW AND WE ARE YELLING BECAUSE WE HAVE TOO*

  • @hollowwoods7130
    @hollowwoods7130 2 года назад +52

    Didn't have sound on, read everything on your voice.
    You're awesome, keep at it ❤

  • @jezabatscringeland
    @jezabatscringeland 2 года назад +21

    6:20 AGREED, to be honest. Cut To The Feeling is one of the greatest songs I've ever heard.

    • @miidnxghts
      @miidnxghts 2 года назад +1

      Plus macarena is the song of a girl cheating on her military boyfriend with two other boys

  • @roseontheredwater
    @roseontheredwater 2 года назад +28

    I’m making a head cannon that the invisible man let himself go at the wrong time and he’s actually not that awful looking but since he’s invisible what he looked like didn’t matter until he got exposed terribly (I never watched the 4th movie so if there’s some plot I’m missing or something don’t @ me)

    • @Alan_Marin
      @Alan_Marin 2 года назад +8

      *Luckily for you , you already watched all the movies, there is no 4th movie*

  • @imadethisaccountoutofbored3798
    @imadethisaccountoutofbored3798 2 года назад +9

    I used to have a crush on the invisible man ngl 💀 BUT WHEN I SAW HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME I was absolutely devastated and my souls was crushed THEY DID HIM DIRTY

  • @pop_tart_barf7856
    @pop_tart_barf7856 2 года назад +78

    Listen I ain’t shaming but how did anyone actually think the invisible man would be hot. HES INVISIBLE, mans don’t gotta worry about shaving, skin routine, or clothing! The last thing an invisible person would be is conscious about their looks because no one can see them!
    Y’all got blinded by your voice kink and now there is no saving you from your projected standards.

    • @OrphanedBee
      @OrphanedBee 2 года назад +18

      @A Zee this

    • @iiameliaxtofu
      @iiameliaxtofu 2 года назад +6

      BUT HIS VOICE-

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 года назад +43

      Im just annoyed because earlier moments of him in clothing would’ve definitely meant he wouldn’t look like that though.

    • @blueflamingo4526
      @blueflamingo4526 2 года назад

      He's shaved before tho and mf has worn small clothes before. Maybe not hot but decent looking.

    • @auto.36
      @auto.36 2 года назад

      No stfu about the voice kink I feel called out
      He was supposed to be hot I promise

  • @Pizza_luvrr
    @Pizza_luvrr 2 года назад +13

    I didnt know until recently that people thought the invisible man was hot.

  • @phantombluefishstudios515
    @phantombluefishstudios515 2 года назад +22

    THIS IS SOME UNDERRATED RUclipsR RIGHT HERE

  • @WindySilver
    @WindySilver 2 года назад +5

    That bluetooth joke was a good one, not gonna lie XD

  • @iris_drawssandwiches
    @iris_drawssandwiches 2 года назад +10

    Maybe when the green dude was turned to Jello it was made from human bones.

  • @ii_rainyclouds_ii2607
    @ii_rainyclouds_ii2607 2 года назад +9

    6:19 - 6:23 I find it kinda funny that they chose the macarena as a happy or joyful song when it talks about a girl cheating on her boyfriend with multiple men. it may be catchy, but now everytime i watch that scene i cant help but- 😬💀

  • @helpwehavemerged7934
    @helpwehavemerged7934 2 года назад +12

    I don't care that the Invisible Man isn't hot, but... he is albino in his original series. And has a beard (although he could have shaved it... probably not) And his design is antisemitic. And kind of fatphobic as well (his weight is only for him to be the butt of a joke.). That is why I don't like his design. Also, it is a blatant retcon of how he is in the other movies, where he was real skinny! They did him such an injustice (not about the weight btw, I'm talking about everything else. The retcon is only bad because it contradicts 3 entire movies, and it was only made for him to be laughed at. Not because it made him chubby.)

  • @Human_boy_dude
    @Human_boy_dude 2 года назад +30

    0:30 and this is how covid-19 started

  • @Rui_editz
    @Rui_editz 2 года назад +8

    6:33 cants stop watching this I don’t know why

  • @kristiwalton5374
    @kristiwalton5374 2 года назад +7

    ppl expecting the invisible man to be hot, then him lookin like a gremlin is the same as bill cypher

  • @helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78
    @helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78 2 года назад +6

    *I REMEMBER BEING SO SHOCKED WHEN THAT INVISIBLE GUY WASN'T HOT.*

  • @crm1301
    @crm1301 2 года назад +3

    LMAO THE GUY FROM THE THUMBNAIL IS ONE OF MY LETTERBOXD MUTUALS AND I BET HES GONNA BE SO PROUD WHEN HE SEES THIS

  • @aviharth9402
    @aviharth9402 2 года назад +10

    Ok, for some people why the invisible man is not hot is because they changed the design in the transformania, technically invis guy was gonna be hot until they changed directors i think, still transformania invis guy is in fact not canon bc in the last three hotel transylvania, he is hot.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 2 года назад +12

    5:36 Big John Mulaney energy. The girlfriend/wife bit with the airport.

  • @pop_tato
    @pop_tato 2 года назад +18

    if they made the invisible man conventionally attractive they would've made so much more money from fangirls

  • @LilEarthW0rm
    @LilEarthW0rm 2 года назад +11

    Ok but you gotta admit that the Musical rap at the end was kinda fire 🔥 😎

  • @eeyorehaferbock7870
    @eeyorehaferbock7870 Год назад +2

    Idea: even if Jonny couldn’t live as long as his new family in his mortal form, wouldn’t it still be possible for him to remain with them as some undead being? I mean, even if they couldn’t turn him into another vampire, you’d think there’d be some other way for him to stay with them, considering that the mummies, the Frankenstein’s monsters, and of course the animated skeletons were all once living humans themselves.

  • @space.404
    @space.404 Год назад +12

    0:08 ..... glad I'm not the only one who noticed