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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
    @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 10 месяцев назад +1283

    When we were children we all hated Ken
    Now when we’re older we realise that he’s one of the only sane (if not the only sane character) characters in the movie

    • @Fnafiac
      @Fnafiac 9 месяцев назад +90

      He's not sane either, but he's the closest we can get

    • @EatFrozenPlastic
      @EatFrozenPlastic 9 месяцев назад +23

      @j.b.5422 anywhere else he’d be a ten

    • @Burmilla.
      @Burmilla. 9 месяцев назад +7

      I think that the bees that were dying and the queen were mentally stable.
      Not like they had any other choice

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Burmilla. oh yea, I completely forgot about them.

    • @Arxtxc
      @Arxtxc 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@EatFrozenPlastic Where I see love, she see's a friend

  • @puoawlrthebear9797
    @puoawlrthebear9797 9 месяцев назад +904

    People call Ken the only sane person in the Bee Movie, and while he probably is the most sane out of everyone he still used a flamethrower in his girlfriend's house to try and kill a bee...

    • @L-ghtlessSky
      @L-ghtlessSky 9 месяцев назад +202

      If the bee could TALK i would too

    • @GalvyTheTom
      @GalvyTheTom 9 месяцев назад +122

      You have to understand, the standards are on the floor

    • @ballerinaonamusicbox
      @ballerinaonamusicbox 9 месяцев назад +96

      as he should tbh. how would you feel if you lost your partner to a talking bee

    • @puoawlrthebear9797
      @puoawlrthebear9797 9 месяцев назад +33

      @ballerinaonamusicbox good question. I have no idea how I'd react it's such a weird hypothetical

    • @Thisisjustforcomments
      @Thisisjustforcomments 9 месяцев назад +2

      He was getting screwed over by a godam BEEEE I would do the same

  • @LadyMajolish
    @LadyMajolish 10 месяцев назад +1622

    Please tell me i am not the only one who felt bad for Ken,Vanessa literally left him for a BEE, unless it beecause Barry’s taste in Jazz or that he wears Ralph Lauren Sweaters.

    • @txwtw
      @txwtw 10 месяцев назад +136

      I can understand why Ken went literally insane, I would too if I were him.

    • @Halloweenish
      @Halloweenish 10 месяцев назад +106

      “THAT BEE IS LIVING MY LIFE! WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END?”

    • @jeso0135
      @jeso0135 10 месяцев назад +29

      i saw a video about bee movie where this was one of the major points he made into why he was in a love/hate relationship with this movie and others like it

    • @happyderp2282
      @happyderp2282 10 месяцев назад +19

      *beecause

    • @Krabchronicles
      @Krabchronicles 10 месяцев назад +25

      The only thing Ken did wrong was try to start fire in a bathroom

  • @Halloweenish
    @Halloweenish 10 месяцев назад +970

    I appreciate how they obviously didn’t have a plan for this movie after the first act, and yet the script somehow kept going.

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 10 месяцев назад +56

      Just make it up as you go along. That's how the best stories get written.

    • @fruity4820
      @fruity4820 10 месяцев назад +43

      It's like a glibly movie, but without the charm

    • @greensonickid3304
      @greensonickid3304 9 месяцев назад +78

      Seeing Bee Movie being compared to Studio Ghibli actually hurts

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 9 месяцев назад +55

      ​@@greensonickid3304 Studio Ghibee

    • @CureGlamour
      @CureGlamour 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@genericname2747I hate you.

  • @BurritoBoi352
    @BurritoBoi352 10 месяцев назад +734

    Something I just realized: A B movie (with just the letter “B”) is a film that is low-budget and often all over the place with its writing. This whole thing is a pun off of that type of movie.

    • @mina9e
      @mina9e 9 месяцев назад +85

      They made it bad on purpose just for the pun ahahahahahahahaaaa

    • @PeriluneStar
      @PeriluneStar 9 месяцев назад +8

      LOL-

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 9 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@mina9e i mean weird as fuck was probably on purpose

    • @L-ghtlessSky
      @L-ghtlessSky 9 месяцев назад +50

      The entire movie is a pun. The individual scenes are puns. This is amazing.

    • @markerofthemidnight7469
      @markerofthemidnight7469 9 месяцев назад +20

      Wait, are you saying this movie is bad on purpose?

  • @skypaver989
    @skypaver989 9 месяцев назад +352

    I went to summer camp with a crazy vegan who was obsessed with this movie. One morning I put honey in my tea and got yelled at for "beeing exploitative"

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 9 месяцев назад +40

      Wonder if that was the person who criticized the movie for having the bees return to “working under their capitalist overlords” at the end, seemingly ignoring that SOMEONE’S gotta produce all the stuff we use.

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 9 месяцев назад +29

      Crazy because bees are actually free to leave if their keepers treat them badly

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 6 месяцев назад +8

      The funniest part about that is bees could be said to be the one animal that works with us voluntarily. If you don't give them good enough conditions, they'll just leave your hives.

    • @octosquid48
      @octosquid48 24 дня назад

      The most sane vegan activist
      Also I read this in Matt Rose's voice lol

  • @peequill
    @peequill 9 месяцев назад +262

    8:35 i cant believe he tried to pass off the romance plot as being "subtle undertones" when it was like. the main plot. barry had an entire romantic daydream about vanessa how do you call that a subtle undertone

    • @ganymedeanoutlaw
      @ganymedeanoutlaw 9 месяцев назад +16

      He really put the bee in "subtle"

    • @deepparadisesheep4004
      @deepparadisesheep4004 8 месяцев назад +1

      Well it was subtle to my dumb ass kid self, i didnt realize that it was supposed to be romantic until somebody pointed it out to me.

    • @melodi2036
      @melodi2036 4 месяца назад +2

      This is what I came to say!! SUBTLE!?!?????? Is subtle in the room with us? 💀

  • @masterseal0418
    @masterseal0418 10 месяцев назад +307

    The Bee Movie transcending from an obscure DreamWorks film to internet sensation was legit beewildering. The interspecies relationships are bee-tshit insane, and we get to a dying world, Vanessa landing a plane like bees, and Ken noticed that they cucked each other after setting up their beesiness.. Just unbeelievable...

  • @icouldntaffordanamesoigoty4619
    @icouldntaffordanamesoigoty4619 10 месяцев назад +450

    Men will see a girl leave their boyfriend for a bee and think the woman is at fault instead of looking within themselves, thank you Jerry Seinfeld you saved the world.

    • @bigjok3929
      @bigjok3929 9 месяцев назад +56

      Yeah, instead they should have worked out to look like a bee. Because you know what the truth is? Every woman wants bee boyfriend. I'm not making the rules

    • @sillybillylylyll
      @sillybillylylyll 9 месяцев назад +29

      @@bigjok3929 This is true. My life aspiration is to find the perfect bee

    • @bigjok3929
      @bigjok3929 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@sillybillylylyll Perfect bee is so rare this days.

    • @sillybillylylyll
      @sillybillylylyll 9 месяцев назад

      @@bigjok3929 I can’t give up... I will find him eventually

    • @ballerinaonamusicbox
      @ballerinaonamusicbox 9 месяцев назад

      @@bigjok3929finally someone understands. i can only imagine finding the perfect bee for me

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 10 месяцев назад +313

    My favourite, and the most underrated joke in this movie is: "It's good for you. It's organic." "No, it's OUR-ganic!"

    • @pengiunanimatorguy
      @pengiunanimatorguy 9 месяцев назад +13

      In Soviet Russia, it is our ganic

    • @slavishentity6705
      @slavishentity6705 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@pengiunanimatorguy Except it's the opposite meaning, they're saying honey is the bee's property

  • @petkamoravcikova
    @petkamoravcikova 10 месяцев назад +226

    We watched the movie in high school and I also noticed that "exploited workers, go back to work or the world will end" message. It made me so mad and no one else in my class gave a shit Q-Q

    • @fruity4820
      @fruity4820 10 месяцев назад

      I still don't understand how "bees have more honey because humans don't take it anymore" result in "bees no longer work"
      At some point that extra honey has to runs out and they are still going to have to work, just less. And how does Barry's hive gain more honey from all of the court endeavor when his hive was a wild hive? Did they just straight up take honey that was produced by domesticated hives because 'humans wronged bees and we are bees so yoink!'

    • @SupHapCak
      @SupHapCak 9 месяцев назад +19

      That’s because the message isn’t about workers, it’s about bee conservation.
      They need bees to work.
      But the thing is, the message “work or the world will end” is true. And how much is “exploitation”? Where is the line drawn?

    • @petkamoravcikova
      @petkamoravcikova 9 месяцев назад +33

      @@SupHapCak That may be what the movie is trying to convey, but they also make a slave comparison.
      If you say 'X is like slavery', and then the point of the movie is 'X is necessary and you have to do it', you're accidentally framing slavery positively.
      The message got tangled.

  • @metatmidnight1989
    @metatmidnight1989 9 месяцев назад +148

    "how do the bees speak english?"
    i guess you could say they're beelingual.

  • @ReadDeadRedemption_
    @ReadDeadRedemption_ 10 месяцев назад +173

    This movie is like a 90 minute long fever dream and I'm still not 100% sure it actually exists...

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 9 месяцев назад +8

      I recently found out Fish Hooks was real and not something I made up

    • @cryingchild4209
      @cryingchild4209 9 месяцев назад

      it does. it's on netflix.

  • @VenomQuill
    @VenomQuill 9 месяцев назад +43

    This movie wants you to think it's about underrepresented/enslaved workers standing up to their overlords, but it's actually about Barry committing tax evasion and trickle-down economics.

  • @goldenfiberwheat238
    @goldenfiberwheat238 9 месяцев назад +38

    The weirdest thing about this movie is that when they’re rounding up all the honey, there’s some people sitting at a cafe and a swat team shows up to take their honey at gun point. For whatever reason, they decided to make the guns look as accurate as possible to real m16s even though they’re only on screen for like 5 seconds

  • @SuzieLove0108
    @SuzieLove0108 10 месяцев назад +110

    There is an erotica writer name G. M. Fairy who wrote an alienxhuman smut inspired by the bee movie. It's call Bad Beehavior and it's the greatest piece of literature I ever came across and everyone needs to know about it (and yes, that's the same woman that wrote Shrek insp erotica)

    • @kindlyevilbgm
      @kindlyevilbgm 9 месяцев назад +7

      Uh no, squidward out

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 9 месяцев назад +7

      😦

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer 9 месяцев назад +6

      I HEARD ABOUT THAT-

    • @JackoHeartz
      @JackoHeartz 9 месяцев назад +8

      I'm sorry the same woman that wrote WHAT?

    • @mizisjsjshd
      @mizisjsjshd 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@JackoHeartz I saw a RUclipsr make a review about it 💀. It's real

  • @benadrylcucumbersnatch9401
    @benadrylcucumbersnatch9401 10 месяцев назад +74

    7:57 It's ok both movies involve bee × brunette girl romances, I can see where the confusion comes from

  • @thatoneperson-_-
    @thatoneperson-_- 10 месяцев назад +84

    For a while in 2023 I would watch the bee movie every night to fall asleep I remember all of Ken's lines because he was the only good part of the movie and my favorite part but my favorite line in particular is:
    "And for your information I prefer sugar-free artificial sweeteners made by man!......I know it got an aftertaste, I LIKE IT👹"

  • @daynamorris2399
    @daynamorris2399 10 месяцев назад +131

    The fact that they got actually got Sting to make a cameo in this move is pretty impressive, not gonna lie

    • @STUFF955
      @STUFF955 9 месяцев назад +6

      Have you ever been stung mr.sting?

    • @Yakkymania
      @Yakkymania 9 месяцев назад +8

      Fun fact: Sting accepted to be in this movie, which is considered awful, but refused to make a cameo in an episode of Frasier, the highest rated sitcom of all time.

  • @KillerDipped
    @KillerDipped 10 месяцев назад +51

    Technically, since bees in this universe are completely sentient and are able to sue people in a court of law, they are considered of human intelligence. Its still weird as fuck and i don't like it, but hey, I guess if it floats your boat, that bee can consent

  • @owenaspinall2046
    @owenaspinall2046 9 месяцев назад +16

    "I want to bee where the people are" -Bariel B. Benson

  • @MoonValley94
    @MoonValley94 10 месяцев назад +146

    Ya like jazz?

  • @jacobrice9059
    @jacobrice9059 9 месяцев назад +23

    I remember in first grade going to a bee sanctuary and we had an entire lesson on the eco-system and my teacher, out of all the documentaries/movies she could have picked, she chooses the god damn bee movie.

  • @trashotaku
    @trashotaku 9 месяцев назад +6

    As much as I feel bad for Ken, my man dodged a MASSIVE bullet. If my partner not only didn’t know my allergens, but also prioritize the safety of those allergens/got mad at me for trying to get rid of said allergens, I would not feel safe around them

  • @JasherRousell-xl9bz
    @JasherRousell-xl9bz 10 месяцев назад +84

    The contrast from 5:13 to 5:37 was absolutely hilarious

  • @kingofallhallowseve
    @kingofallhallowseve 9 месяцев назад +17

    I don’t think I want to live in a world where Bee Movie doesn’t exist.. it scares me more than knowing what it has done to our society

  • @Croclover431
    @Croclover431 9 месяцев назад +26

    Justice for my boy Winnie the Pooh, he didn't deserve that.
    #Justice4Winnie

  • @usagitsukinooo
    @usagitsukinooo 9 месяцев назад +6

    This movie scarred me as a 6 year old because Winnie the Pooh was my biggest comfort character and seeing him get shot was traumatic, I hated this movie ever since with every fibre of my beeing

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 10 месяцев назад +25

    I once put the Bee Movie script into school work.

  • @claudiaortensia4670
    @claudiaortensia4670 10 месяцев назад +20

    I watched this in theaters when it came out and I was like 11 bc my family took us to watch every animated movie that was released around the time. I remember being deeply annoyed by the romance because at that point I had seen enough movies to recognize how in every hollywood movie there's a romance and always it's the only role the only woman character ever gets to have, if really not mature enough to unpack the deeper implications of that, so the human-bee romance just made me go 'ugh another stupid romance story where it doesn't belong'. it somehow did not even occur to me that there would be anything strange about such a romance, i was just fully accepting the premise that a movie has to have a romance and there has to be a pretty lady who has no role other than to be a pretty lady, and that this was an annoying aspect of movies, and i was annoyed by it, but was otherwise fully accepting this as a normal thing to happen in a movie. like the bizarreness of this kind of interspecies angle, between a human and an insect less than the size of her pinky, did not register to me at all. and i don't know what that might mean.

  • @chris1to1pher
    @chris1to1pher 10 месяцев назад +22

    seve- seventeen YEARS?!

  • @xenith8286
    @xenith8286 9 месяцев назад +12

    7:57 I will say, as a Transformers fan, I have NEVER heard Bumblebee referred to by name. It's either The Bumblebee Movie or the Bee Movie.

  • @h3xbread
    @h3xbread 9 месяцев назад +6

    the first time i watched this movie was on an airplane, going overseas. i absolutely should have been sleeping, but i couldn't, so i turned this shit on. i think that was the peak bee movie experience.

  • @jabbajawz5273
    @jabbajawz5273 9 месяцев назад +53

    Just wanna say that Barry B Benson has blue eyes while every other bee has brown eyes.
    This means that either:
    A. Barry is adopted from another hive.
    B. Barry was created by God.

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 9 месяцев назад +9

      More likely, Barry got adopted from another hive.

    • @melodi2036
      @melodi2036 4 месяца назад +1

      C. Barry is a mutant that should be studied in a government lab
      also, we were all created by God

  • @_Mythic777_
    @_Mythic777_ 9 месяцев назад +7

    The bear in this movie is Vincent from Over the Hedge

  • @Fr1endly7
    @Fr1endly7 9 месяцев назад +5

    I refuse to believe any living being can take this movie seriously and that it has an actual message being told

  • @v1p3rlotus
    @v1p3rlotus 6 месяцев назад +3

    4:34 X to Doubt. i made my mom watch this movie so much with me that we both have it engrained into our brains and it's a guilty pleasure for me after all these years

  • @nugget8967
    @nugget8967 9 месяцев назад +5

    I had a google doc in middle school that had the entire Bee movie script about 6 or 7 times. The doc was way too big for the shitty chromebooks to handle, every time you opened it the entire computer lagged out so badly it took 5 minutes just to close. Good times.

  • @TheCEOofTomlas_
    @TheCEOofTomlas_ 10 месяцев назад +15

    Once i watched that movie so many times in a year that i memorized a small portion of it..

  • @NekoChanSenpai
    @NekoChanSenpai 10 месяцев назад +39

    Goddammit now I need a Bee Movie amv of Patrick Warburton singing "I'm Just Ken" from the Barbie movie. I just NEED it.

  • @Cinnamonraisin_Bagel
    @Cinnamonraisin_Bagel 9 месяцев назад +4

    As a kid me and my friends roleplayed this film on the school playgrounds.

  • @OctoJuice
    @OctoJuice 10 месяцев назад +23

    You guys ever get that _new_ disgust feeling? A feeling of disgust that just feels different? It’s just that icky that it makes a new kind of disgust emotion? The first time I felt that was when I watched the Bee Movie. I hate Vanessa. I hate Barry. I love Ken. How the freak do Barry and Vanessa *bee* in a relationship? He’s a bee.

  • @liamkarau1079
    @liamkarau1079 9 месяцев назад +8

    6:00 the bear was obviously playing it up for the case. why else would it roar and bee vicious and then just walk away calmly?

  • @dylansickinger545
    @dylansickinger545 9 месяцев назад +5

    Shout out to the person who, based on the heading of their reviews, watched Bee Movie every day of 2021, and has not gone insane

  • @keegandaurity304
    @keegandaurity304 9 месяцев назад +4

    This movie is proof that drugs are a waste of money.
    You don't need to do drugs to get a drug trip. Just watch the Bee Movie. It will have the exact same effect.

  • @Lil_Angel_Films
    @Lil_Angel_Films 6 месяцев назад +2

    3:09 I like how Tonka Joey said the amount of years from *today* instead of when the review was published.

  • @JSSStudios
    @JSSStudios 10 месяцев назад +64

    I swear, these bee puns *sting* quite a bit. ;)

  • @laraendlight9887
    @laraendlight9887 9 месяцев назад +2

    I'm surprised nobody mentioned the drag queen joke and that other one about incest, those two deserved much more attention.
    Also, Ken "the only sane" person?
    He almost destroyed his ex's bathroom with a flamethrower

  • @justa_randomfailure6250
    @justa_randomfailure6250 8 месяцев назад +2

    5:44 i like to imagine that the bear can actually talk and is just a really good actor

  • @Eiji_Kirishima
    @Eiji_Kirishima 4 месяца назад +1

    Did anyone have a crush on that bee with the glasses or the pollen jocks or was i a deranged kid-

  • @Cosmic0616
    @Cosmic0616 10 месяцев назад +7

    This movie evokes a feeling in me whenever I watch it. What feeling are you probably asking? I don’t know; I don’t think I’ve ever known. But even so, it’s something that I’ve never truly experienced before or after. But perhaps it’s not something I’ve experienced before; rather, it’s something different; it’s something un-bee-livable.

  • @ChupacabraRex
    @ChupacabraRex 6 месяцев назад +2

    4:48 oh boy, my six year old self would like a word with that commenter.

  • @hannahmiller6844
    @hannahmiller6844 9 месяцев назад +2

    Funnily enough, at one of my old jobs, it was so slow that someone turned this movie on their phone and connected it to the speaker. Fun day

  • @reallythatbad1
    @reallythatbad1 10 месяцев назад +3

    When I saw this movie for my birthday way back in 6th grade, I could never have predicted I was watching history unfold.

  • @kitkatkk2
    @kitkatkk2 9 месяцев назад +3

    the bee movie is technically still 16. its birthday is november 2nd for full US release

  • @spoingle
    @spoingle 9 месяцев назад +5

    5:49 I’m so tired I read grasshoppers as proshippers

    • @h3xbread
      @h3xbread 9 месяцев назад +2

      ...that too, i suppose.

  • @lilythearcticfox
    @lilythearcticfox 9 месяцев назад +5

    Jerry Seinfeld confirmed the Bee Movie was not appropriate for kids
    I can't believe this movie is older than me

    • @chocobear4078
      @chocobear4078 9 месяцев назад +1

      Who the hell is it for then?!?!

    • @lilythearcticfox
      @lilythearcticfox 9 месяцев назад

      @@chocobear4078 Ok so I double checked and I was wrong. It was ORIGINALLY intended for kids but somewhere in the making of the movie it developed... implications.
      I suppose it'd be for adults then?

  • @ChupacabraRex
    @ChupacabraRex 6 месяцев назад +2

    8:54 What was subtle between those two!?!?!

  • @CallMeCrazyCallMePoor
    @CallMeCrazyCallMePoor 9 месяцев назад +2

    When I was little, I was afraid I was going to get thrown out of the theater for laughing too hard at this movie. Now, I'm afraid I'm going to get kicked out od rhis library for laughing because I just remembered that Larry King's name was chnged to Bee Larry King for his cameo.

  • @blazeflappybird
    @blazeflappybird 6 месяцев назад +1

    I wrote a speech about how this was an "innapropriate movie for children" and got the highest mark possible and that is more of the more memable moments in my life

  • @dog_st4r
    @dog_st4r 9 месяцев назад +3

    Me drinking honey tea while watching this:

  • @txwtw
    @txwtw 10 месяцев назад +4

    1:13 could you imagine if someone animated that or made a storyboard of that? Like reanimate one of the scene from the movie but with Jerry, Roxie and Kronk. Hold up, I think I might as well do that.

  • @Hurtle885hu8bu
    @Hurtle885hu8bu 9 месяцев назад +2

    I like how he refers to it as “romantic undertones” and “subtle sexual nature” as if it was just a handful of lines that implied a passing flirtation and not _the whole fucking plot of the movie_

  • @august8679
    @august8679 9 месяцев назад +2

    i can't beelieve this movie was ever made

  • @connortheduelist2260
    @connortheduelist2260 9 месяцев назад +3

    "Bee movie" reviews are just memes, but every time Joey says bees or bee, it gets faster.

  • @r0tten.b0y
    @r0tten.b0y 7 месяцев назад +2

    I cannot explain it but, this movie is the most heterosexual thing i've seen.

  • @willowfernn
    @willowfernn 9 месяцев назад +4

    You should read the Megamind Vs. The Doom Syndicate reviews, they’re all so disappointed and so many of them are hilarious.

  • @Supguys_pt2
    @Supguys_pt2 10 месяцев назад +4

    The BEE movie may BEE one of the greatest movies there’s ever BEEn. It has BEEn memed and will BEE a shining example of just how BEEzare a movie can BEE.

  • @Human-163
    @Human-163 9 месяцев назад +5

    0:28 Of course this review has a Xenoblade Chronicles 3 profile picture.
    Incredible series by the way, please, if you have the means to do so try those games.

  • @treefish008
    @treefish008 9 месяцев назад +3

    How has this girl not done an insane AO3 tags video yet?
    Oh wait, it'd probably get demonitised 💀

  • @Whimsykit
    @Whimsykit 10 месяцев назад +52

    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
    Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
    The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let's shake it up a little.
    Barry! Breakfast is ready!
    Coming!
    Hang on a second.
    Hello?
    Barry?
    Adam?
    Can you believe this is happening?
    I can't.
    I'll pick you up.
    Looking sharp.
    Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
    Sorry. I'm excited.
    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.
    A perfect report card, all B's.
    Very proud.
    Ma! I got a thing going here.
    You got lint on your fuzz.
    Ow! That's me!
    Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
    Bye!
    Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
    Hey, Adam.
    Hey, Barry.
    Is that fuzz gel?
    A little. Special day, graduation.
    Never thought I'd make it.
    Three days grade school, three days high school.
    Those were awkward.
    Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
    You did come back different.
    Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
    Hear about Frankie?
    Yeah.
    You going to the funeral?
    No, I'm not going.
    Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.
    I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
    I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
    That's why we don't need vacations.
    Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances.
    Well, Adam, today we are men.
    We are!
    Bee-men.
    Amen!
    Hallelujah!
    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
    Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15.
    That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries!
    Will we pick our job today?
    I heard it's just orientation.
    Heads up! Here we go.
    Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
    Wonder what it'll be like?
    A little scary.
    Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
    This is it!
    Wow.
    Wow.
    We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive.
    Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey!
    That girl was hot.
    She's my cousin!
    She is?
    Yes, we're all cousins.
    Right. You're right.
    At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
    These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
    What do you think he makes?
    Not enough.
    Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
    What does that do?
    Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
    Saves us millions.
    Can anyone work on the Krelman?
    Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones.
    But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
    But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
    The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.
    What's the difference?
    You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
    So you'll just work us to death?
    We'll sure try.
    Wow! That blew my mind!
    "What's the difference?"
    How can you say that?
    One job forever?
    That's an insane choice to have to make.
    I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
    But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
    Why would you question anything? We're bees.
    We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
    You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
    Like what? Give me one example.
    I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
    Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
    Wait a second. Check it out.
    Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
    Wow.
    I've never seen them this close.
    They know what it's like outside The Hive.
    Yeah, but some don't come back.
    Hey, Jocks!
    Hi, Jocks!
    You guys did great!
    You're monsters!
    You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
    I wonder where they were.
    I don't know.
    Their day's not planned.
    Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
    You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.
    Right.
    Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
    It's just a status symbol.
    Bees make too much of it.
    Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
    Those ladies?
    Aren't they our cousins too?
    Distant. Distant.
    Look at these two.
    Couple of Hive Harrys.
    Let's have fun with them.
    It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
    Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
    He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
    Oh, my!
    I never thought I'd knock him out.
    What were you doing during this?
    Trying to alert the authorities.
    I can autograph that.
    A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
    Yeah. Gusty.
    We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
    Six miles, huh?
    Barry!
    A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
    Maybe I am.
    You are not!
    We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
    What do you think, buzzy-boy?
    Are you bee enough?
    I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
    Hey, Honex!
    Dad, you surprised me.
    You decide what you're interested in?
    Well, there's a lot of choices.
    But you only get one.
    Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
    Son, let me tell you about stirring.
    You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
    You get yourself into a rhythm.
    It's a beautiful thing.
    You know, Dad, the more I think about it,
    maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
    You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
    That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
    Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
    Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
    I'm not trying to be funny.
    You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
    You're gonna be a stirrer?
    No one's listening to me!
    Wait till you see the sticks I have.
    I could say anything right now.
    I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
    Let's open some honey and celebrate!
    Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
    I'm so proud.
    We're starting work today!
    Today's the day.
    Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
    Yeah, right.
    Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
    Is it still available?
    Hang on. Two left!
    One of them's yours! Congratulations!
    Step to the side.
    What'd you get?
    Picking crud out. Stellar!
    Wow!
    Couple of newbies?
    Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
    Make your choice.
    You want to go first?
    No, you go.
    Oh, my. What's available?
    Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
    Any chance of getting the Krelman?
    Sure, you're on.
    I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
    Wax monkey's always open.
    The Krelman opened up again.
    What happened?
    A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.
    Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
    Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!
    Oh, this is so hard!
    Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler.
    Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?
    Barry!
    All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...
    What happened to you?
    Where are you?
    I'm going out.
    Out? Out where?
    Out there.
    Oh, no!
    I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
    You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
    Another call coming in.
    If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
    Hey, guys.
    Look at that.
    Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
    Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
    It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
    Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
    Sign here, here. Just initial that.
    Thank you.
    OK.
    You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
    So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
    Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
    Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
    That's awful.
    And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
    All right, launch positions!
    Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
    Black and yellow!
    Hello!
    You ready for this, hot shot?
    Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
    Wind, check.
    Antennae, check.
    Nectar pack, check.
    Wings, check.
    Stinger, check.
    Scared out of my shorts, check.
    OK, ladies,
    let's move it out!
    Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
    All of you, drain those flowers!
    Wow! I'm out!
    I can't believe I'm out!
    So blue.
    I feel so fast and free!
    Box kite!
    Wow!
    Flowers!
    This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual.
    Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
    Roses!
    30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
    Stand to the side, kid.
    It's got a bit of a kick.
    That is one nectar collector!
    Ever see pollination up close?
    No, sir.
    I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
    See that? It's a little bit of magic.
    That's amazing. Why do we do that?
    That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
    Cool.
    I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those?
    Copy that visual.
    Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
    Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?
    Affirmative.
    That was on the line!
    This is the coolest. What is it?
    I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
    It smells good.
    Not like a flower, but I like it.
    Yeah, fuzzy.
    Chemical-y.
    Careful, guys. It's a little grabby.
    My sweet lord of bees!
    Candy-brain, get off there!
    Problem!
    Guys!
    This could be bad.
    Affirmative.
    Very close.
    Gonna hurt.
    Mama's little boy.
    You are way out of position, rookie!
    Coming in at you like a missile!
    Help me!

    • @archivist-93
      @archivist-93 10 месяцев назад +7

      Oh my god…😂😂

    • @Whimsykit
      @Whimsykit 10 месяцев назад +16

      @@archivist-93 i tried doing the whole script but it didnt let me

    • @archivist-93
      @archivist-93 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@Whimsykit True devotion

    • @alphaamoeba
      @alphaamoeba 10 месяцев назад

      @@Whimsykityou could continue in replies

    • @Whimsykit
      @Whimsykit 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@archivist-93 tbh i just looked up bee movie script and copy pasted the first result

  • @amia-
    @amia- 10 месяцев назад +3

    According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It’s wings are too small to get it’s fat little body off the ground. But the bee of course, flies anyway, because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews 10 месяцев назад +5

    Love being this early to a review reading!

  • @MouetteRoquefort
    @MouetteRoquefort 9 месяцев назад +2

    i watch this movie at like 6years old in cinema and i was like "wtf i just watch"

  • @OliviaHurley-x6x
    @OliviaHurley-x6x 9 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly, I completely forgot about the bee movie, only reason why I remembered it was because I was looking for bumblebee movie

  • @zenoluvswof9936
    @zenoluvswof9936 9 месяцев назад +1

    I remember when a family member watched this movie, and got so mad at the two jokes about God and bees being enslaved to The White Man that they yelled and stopped watching the movie immediately
    I laughed my ass off right in front of them when they told me about it later

  • @Neptuniii
    @Neptuniii 9 месяцев назад +3

    8:02 either that or we got a *LOT* of transmasc representation

  • @rosalindmccollum6012
    @rosalindmccollum6012 9 месяцев назад +2

    How am I just now realizing that the Bee Movie came out the same year I was born??? This is terrible. I can’t believe this travesty!

    • @peonylarkspur645
      @peonylarkspur645 6 месяцев назад

      I was 6 years old when this movie came out, way to make me feel old lmao

  • @ThePkmnYPerson
    @ThePkmnYPerson 9 месяцев назад +1

    I can't tell if people know that Barry and Vanessa never officially become a couple. Megamind Vs. The Doom Syndicate should've been a Bee Movie movie so then "It's complicated" would've been their line.

  • @bunchaka
    @bunchaka 9 месяцев назад +30

    Best trans representation ever

  • @beanosbeanos956
    @beanosbeanos956 9 месяцев назад +1

    I feel like the only person in the world not weirded out by the interspecies romance. Like if it was a normal bee it would be weird but I've got no problem with a human dating a fully sapient bee.

  • @liljatupsu
    @liljatupsu 9 месяцев назад

    8:00 it's the famous youtuber PaperPlane! (for context, the Bumblebee movie is often shortened to just "Bee movie" in transformers spaces)

  • @negligible_reality
    @negligible_reality 9 месяцев назад +2

    if y'all are looking for a good time go check out the entire shot for shot remake of the Bee Movie that Gibi ASMR made a few years ago. it's honestly so iconic and i couldn't recommend it more, it's just that good. 💀✨🐝

  • @MischiefMakerMarcy
    @MischiefMakerMarcy 9 месяцев назад +1

    2:47
    HOW DARE YOU! Us furries are cringe, we know this. BUT THE BEE MOVIE… no

  • @thelastsliceofbread4098
    @thelastsliceofbread4098 9 месяцев назад +2

    Genuinely, of all of the movies I have ever watched, the bee movie is the worst movie I have ever seen by far. It is horrible in every way, and without the humor it would be completely abominable and would sink into the depths of lost media where it belongs.

  • @Girlymoth
    @Girlymoth 9 месяцев назад +2

    I’ve BEEn waiting for The Bee Movie reviews #justiceforken

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 9 месяцев назад +11

    You missed the opportunity to call this "Bee Movie Beeviews"

    • @andres_david25
      @andres_david25 9 месяцев назад +1

      "Bee Movie Rebeews" was right there

    • @calengo454
      @calengo454 9 месяцев назад +2

      bee mobee beebeews

  • @AstralBirthVoid0
    @AstralBirthVoid0 3 месяца назад

    Since the whole bee movie script is a meme, technically every dialogue is a meme and thus should be included.

  • @Arlojay-bw3vp
    @Arlojay-bw3vp Месяц назад +1

    This movie was a fever dream

  • @TAGanimation
    @TAGanimation 9 месяцев назад +1

    I was 16 in 2007 when this movie came out.
    Nothing special about it at the time as a teen. It was just another cgi movie that were coming out frequently.
    but it was kinda amusing seeing pooh get shot lol.
    Also surprised to see bee movie get memed many years later.

  • @guineapiggames8208
    @guineapiggames8208 6 месяцев назад

    0:55
    The Zack Fair pfp makes this funnier somehow

  • @matiassanchez1362
    @matiassanchez1362 10 месяцев назад +3

    Lost opportunity at the begining to call it a mobee review

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 2 месяца назад

    it never occurred to me that kids young enough to have unironically loved the bee movie are now adults.

  • @raindeer9787
    @raindeer9787 12 дней назад

    I remember when I first watched this when I was about 8-9 I wrote down everything wrong with this movie. One of the best things I've ever done.

  • @tirzahroseroot
    @tirzahroseroot 9 месяцев назад

    The first comment had a profile pic of Eunie from Xenoblade Chronicles 3. And I can respect anyone who has a profile pic of the utter perfection that is Eunie.

  • @edenanimates1465
    @edenanimates1465 4 месяца назад

    “Your saying we’re gonna have a romantic storyline between a human woman and a bee?”
    “That’s right sir, we are”
    “But how would that even work”
    “Well I’m glad you asked that question, cause I actually have some very detailed drawings I would like to show you”
    “Oh no no no, no thank you”

  • @potatocutie1111
    @potatocutie1111 9 месяцев назад +4

    6:05
    *me slowly realizing this movie might just might be an anti-communist propaganda*

  • @peonylarkspur645
    @peonylarkspur645 6 месяцев назад +1

    1:35 Vanessa sugared him, obviously

  • @UltimateDespairado
    @UltimateDespairado 9 месяцев назад +2

    Please do a video on letterbox reviews of
    - Disney Direct to Dvd sequels
    - Despicable Me
    - Star Wars
    - (For laughs) Trolls or Boss Baby

  • @isavenewspapers8890
    @isavenewspapers8890 9 месяцев назад +1

    8:01 Very interesting that you didn't consider the possibility of Barry B. Benson beeing trans, LUNA.
    sorry about that, anything bee movie-related just fries my brain. how does this movie exist