Everything Wrong With Sly 2: Band Of Thieves in 17 and a Half Minutes
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PASTICHE OF CINEMASINS' " #EverythingWrongWith " SERIES.
#Sly2 was an excellent follow-up to an already great platforming series on the #PlayStation2. Now we had even more friends to help Sly out in the field. But does the story hold a candle to the original?
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Sly has 6 fingers? you know what this means. Sly is...
The author of the journals
+GhostAnjo Well he does the Thevius Raccoonus, a sort of journal.
+GhostAnjo Gravity Falls solved.
I HATE GRAVITY FALLS! FUCK YOU
JK
+GhostAnjo SPOILERS FOR GRAVITY FALLS!!!
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I knew ford was an imposter!
+GhostAnjo I looked at it more closely. The artwork of the game, outside of actual gameplay(as in the cutscenes) are very sharp, so to me it looks as if the artist just drew the other side of the finger, and it is just misconceived as another finger line.
bonus sin: how f*cking convinient that sly was able to find a tux that fits him PERFECTLY. I mean c'mon. whats the odds for that
There were only around 8 guest houses with 1 bed in each room if I can remember, though. I'm assuming everybody else who attended was a local?
In the E2 demo, it told you who the tux parts belonged to. Rajan, Jean Bison, and the Contessa are all much bigger than Sly is, and Arpeggio is much smaller.
there are three main kinds of suit sizes, 369 rooms in the avrage hotel, 65.6 ocupied rate on avrage, and on a four day trip, people pack a shirt for each day, thus, its basicly a given that with three types of suits, about 240 rooms with poeple using, the hotel more then likly being used mostly because of the club, thus most of them packing suits, devidnig by two because woman dont usaly wear you will have an avrage of 80 suits that are slys size, asuming that 2 people per used hotel room, but with the extremely varried sizes of the people in the sly universe, i think it whould avrage to 20 suits in the hotel slys size at least, you could say that the hotel is much smaller then that, but bullsh!t is that the only hotel in the area, and sly could go to the other one if there was not tux. i think you should change this comment to be a bonus sin because calilima fox, a detective of some sorts, did not requnize sly right in front of her just because he is wearing a tux.
You forgot one; How convenient that five of the guest house's rooms each had one piece of a tuxedo EXACTLY SLY'S SIZE!
Also how the tuxedo suit was black and white when he picks it up but when he wears it, it's purple, blue and white.
*ding*
Another; Sly refers to a tuxedo as a "penguin suit." A bit dark, no? So, did they skin a penguin to create a fancy suit for the dance or what?
@@MaskedRakoon wtf I never noticed that
@@MaskedRakoonno people just call tuxedos penguin suits, a few shows use tuxedos and have a person blend in with the penguins.
What's black, white and red all over? A bloody tuxedo
Or
A angry penguin
"You can't make people hate."
Two words, Sly.
The internet.
Lol
sad but true i seen someone get hate for drawing rose quarts but skinny
or one word can make u hate karens
@@Ace_the_exo1 Karen: Can i speak with you manager?
Manger: Yes?
Karen: You need to stop selling non kosher food cause it gives me the fuckin shits
Everyone else: ...
More like one word "Twitter"
Honestly, Carmelita's voice in the second game is still my favorite. I know she's not "Spanish", but I feel like that voice actor captured Carmelita for me.
I agree. She was probably the best voice actor. The first one was too cold sounding, the third one was a bit too stiff in her dialogue. I felt this one really captured the fun and coldness of her role. I won't even bring up sLY 4 LOL.
Are you kidding the voice actor sound like she’s just read her lines but apparently I’m in the minority
@@jaketucker2559 that makes no sense
Agreed
what do you mean? thats what voice acting is, reading lines@@jaketucker2559
To be fair to Carmelita, everyone in this series has sh*t aim. Except certain bosses and flashlight guards who are the only ones to pass firearms 101.
I swear Flashlight guards in Sly games have homing bullets
ChuiLoko If you're far enough away, you can dodge them but the shot's hitbox is big and has high projectile speed so at close to medium range you're likely to get hit. Which is good for a stealth game.
+PlebNC Her shock pistol shots were also super slow moving, so that doesn't help.
I know its an old post but I think its because in the first one carmelita's shock gun had alot of power, which had alot of recoil to it and rate of fire was slow (to charge up shots) especially since its a pistol-style weapon with now support. But in the last level of the first game, she was able to shoot faster but the enemies required more than one shot.
They gone to the Gungeon Academy of poor aim!
A sin should have been removed for that FANTASTIC club music in chapter 1.
Curtis Rigney Something he would give up on later
omg that Bentley impression was SPOT ON, well done sir
When??????
@@Mitchell_Kirkbride69 8:27 :)
@@kingmarlexia XD thanks i love how his hat disappears
Sly Where did your hat go?
So no ones going to mention how in the world Clockwerk parts were taken out of the lava? because thats still confusing to me.
+DevinRockX Oh good im not the only one to notice that
+DevinRockX According to the game, his hatechip allows him to be immortal due to his body being regenerative, his hate literally keeps him in pristine condition.
From the wiki concerning the third game in the series when Neyla fused with the framework and what happened post-battle from there:
"To their surprise, the parts were still in perfect condition, as a side
effect of the Hate Chip being fueled by Clockwerk's never-ending hate of
the Cooper Clan. Carmelita, having just arrived to the ground, stomped
on the Hate Chip, causing the parts to immediately deteriorate, killing
both Clockwerk and Neyla..."
As soon as Carmelita crushed the chip under her heel, the body of Clockwerk immediately began to deteriorate to rust, then to dust, right before their eyes.
Hate's gotta be one hell of an emotion for that shit.
+DevinRockX Unless they have helicopters and grappling hooks that can withstand heat that equates to muthatrucking LAVA, then I'm just as lost as you are.
ShadowKiller4523 lol finally someone who understood what I meant about the point of how the hell Clockwerks body was taken out the lava. but yeah.
Clockwerk = having a Metal Body
errrr heated up metal being picked up from lava is worse than picking up a kettle that was on the stove............. hmmm okay I dunno anymore because they could of explained on how his body was taken out of it in the first place and instead of people trying to hurt their brains
My point was that for his body being fully intact and pretty much invincible, all it would take is just one part sticking up out of the lava to retrieve him.
which, luckily, his head happened to be, since the last thing you see in the end scene is his eye glowing out of the unsubmerged part of his head.
I miss clockwork so much, and the music they gave him for each time sly talks about him, really builds him up as this super badass villian.
One sin I have is when the Clock-la head crushes Bentley's legs and he shouts, "My glasses!" Glasses?! Your legs have just been crippled and you're complaining about your glasses?!
Yeah, that part confused me too.
Well, the answer is..his legs were crippled. The shock of such a traumatic physical injury wouldn't even register in Bently's mind at first, especially since he has lost all feelings in his legs and as such he wouldn't even feel any pain. However, if he experienced some minor cranial damage, he would feel that, and would also feel his glasses cracking.
Yeah, that's right. I respond to two year old questions. I'm a god.
It's easy as 123
QueenCreeps he can’t see
His glasses are broken, as shown in the following cutscene.
8:28 "Uh, Sly, where did your hat go?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The world just doesn't need to make space for another strip mall." Especially not out in the ass-end of nowhere!
"Such pain. Much ouch."
HILARIOUS!
I love the end message in this game. "Ok. That's it. You've seen everything. You won. Go outside" xD
What is this outside you speak of?
Such a great game.
7 years late but it’s great knowing CZsWorld appreciates this game :,)
2 weeks late but it’s great knowing @marcusl7813 appreciates this game :,)
9 days late but it's great knowing tinyshrek7677 appreciates this game :,)
4:45
"Oh and your suit sucks." ow the edge
Great vid, but you actually missed a few:
1. Clockwerk's wings were apparently able to travel with the gang despite the fact that they're clearly at least 50 ft.
2. How did Jean Bison give the parts to Arpeggio if his blimp didn't arrive yet?
3-5. If Neyla was going to take Clockwerk's body for herself then why did she: 3-try to kill Sly in chapter 6 before he got the stomach?
4. -Let the gang get captured in chapter 3 without making sure she could get the parts they had already?
5. -Only take 1 eye in chapter 5; would she just prefer having only one eye?
6. Was Dimitri's club not shut down after his arrest, or does the spice linger in bodies THAT long? It had to have been at least a week or two between chapters 1 and 8.
Thunder Ryu would be great at CinemaSins.
Charriii5 *DING*
Thunder Ryu Jean Bison sold the parts to him. He doesn't need to be there in order to get them. HE SOLD THEM! Like how you sell something that object and then it is transferred and sent; like mailbox. If I sent a package and placed in a mail box to my mother, it gets sent to my mother. My mother doesn't need to be there with me to get a package, right? Jean Bison sold the damn parts, delivered them. But if you really wish to put a sin why not this one: If the gang wanted to find the parts just to destroy them then why didn't they destroy the parts they got after stealing so that way nothing bad can happen? You ever thought of that? With the logic you have, you barely have the potential to be good at Cinemasins.
So he sent them to a blimp already airborne, that was going to arrive anyway, all within the span of the few hours that the gang was unconscious? He couldn't just wait until Arpeggio showed up? You are right about it being dumb that they took the parts with them, there really is no legitimate justification for that when they could've just tried to seal them up or something, but still, Jean Bison physically had no way to send those parts to Arpeggio given the circumstances.
Already airborne is no excuse because even he got them airborne because do you even read wiki?
10:27 you'd think the contessa would notice being shot with a dart
Must be one tough spider
you forgot how the Contessa was talking to herself about valuble information aloud......
Whiteclaw Cat and she doesn’t say anything UNTIL Bentley shoots his dart unto her...
10:36 Villain (The Contessa) gives unnatural soliloquy of her deepest darkest secrets out in the open to serve as exposition cliche.
11:51 We interrupt Sly 2 to bring you Batman Arkham Knight.
Sly 2 is my favorite video game, but I thoroughly enjoyed this video.
You missed one,
Why were the bears and elephants wild and just about all other animals were intelligent.
SANHII G oh don’t worry: he picks it up in sly 4
Same reason Goofy and Pluto exist in the same Universe.
12:14
Yes he is a turtle, but a land turtle, not a sea turtle. Therefore he could possibly drown.
*Reverse Ding Noise*
Exactly
Missing Sin: "Sly does nothing but walk around in circles on the title screen"
11:25 - 11:31. Sick burn bruh XDDD
Carmelita during the dance: "You seem familiar. Are you in law enforcement?"
Me: YOU'RE UNDERCOVER!!!!
8:28 That Bentley impression is SPOT ON
"Uh, Sly, where did your hat go?"
I laughed SO much harder than I should have. 👏🏻🤣
14:56: And yelling, SIZZLE HIS GIZZLE! at the top of his lungs.
But mostly the GIZZLE SIZZLE
Still my most favorite game of all time.
and4money4 I glad you were able to kept your opinion
noah Sant hate to be that person but it’s “I’m glad you were able to keep your opinion”
and4money4 yes, but you have a sly 4 picture
@@NightfallPA On the topic, sly 4 wasn't the worst one. That award goes to sly 1( no hate towards either, thieves in time is just far superior), and then 2 us the second best for it's lack of variety (I E, every world has you do recon photos and stuff) and then sly 3 takes the crown
1:16
"How long were they waiting in there?"
2000 years,according to SGB.
2:33 To be fair the game is trying to teach the player how to play. Maybe Bentley should break the fourth wall and talk to the player?
Nah, that would be really silly.
16:53 "basically, all those people just ate weed." *DING*
I love Murray's reaction at 13:25 "Uh...You got something you wanna tell me...?" Lol!!!
9:56 I need that as a notification sound
Who else used to dive attack into the mission marker to see sly's hat float
+Myles Benjamin lol. I did it all the time cause it was so fun.
12:02 The VA literally sounded like she was trying not to laugh reading that line
i rate this video: GREASY SWEET!
YESSSS
+Chaotic Heretic aw hell yes!!!!
AHHH SO MACHH GREEZE
7:19 in this shot you can see people behind the clockwork wings but they don't care
Dragonspine 123 and murray is a very fast cutter: he not only made no sound when cutting the wings off, but also picked them up as if they were never attached and were light as air
18:19 Well, that aged like wine.
Holy crap, you fucking nailed it, I fucking love you for having done this.
+Brett the Kawaii master “Kirby superstar” of all things Kirby There's nothing wrong with being gay
I'm amazed that you didn't bring up the fact that sly needed formal wear to get in the ball, but Jean Bison is still wearing his normal clothes.
It's probably because Rajan invited Jean bison and sly just showed up.
He's a well known criminal and would you tell a dude like Jean he can't get in? Fuck that hahah
honestly all the gang had to steal was the wings or tail feathers no flying=no threat
James Flowers maybe just in case they make new tail feathers/wings?
Masked Crispy well then The Brain I guess?
12:36 Well, according to Greek myth Hades was actually one of the nicer gods, so it kinda holds up.
The thing with Sly's hat is if you activate a Bionociocom dialogue and sly is making a "throwing the hat in the air" animation
I must say, this is the best series of the CinemaSin´s parodies I have ever seen! Also, 3:01... that was pretty much my reaction too when I first played the game. XD
Fun fact as a starfox fan: Carmelita and Neyla's Voice Actor in Sly 2 is Krystal from StarFox Assault, and Dimitri's Voice Actor in Sly 2 is Wolf O'Donnell also from StarFox Assault. I think both game came out in 2005.
Your impression of Bentley at 8:30 was perfect!
13:03 a Charlie horse is intense pain in an area of the body.
11:43 NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!
+awesomemercerdude I was searching the comments to see if anyone posted that. XD
+SwimmingSwampert me too
16:00
Sly obviously didn't watch the 2016 Trump/Clinton coverage.
5:16 It's actually a bug (both present in the ps2 and the ps3 version). Basically, Sly has an idle animation where he takes his hat off, and for some reason, that has a weird effect there
8:29 “Uh sly, where did your hat go?”
So uh..... idk how you managed to sin this masterpiece xD
Taylor Beckett *Seeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxx…*
Taylor Beckett by not knowing what a "Charlie Horse" Was...
seriously, who the fuck doesn't know what that means...
Jaden Yuki Sarcasm bro
Jaden Yuki Charii5 lives in Mexico , where they call a "charlie horse" "horse pains"
Where I come from, in central Canada, people use the phrase, charlie horse as a punch or some other force to the thigh in a specific spot, which leads to a funny bone like feeling. Not sure how it's used in other places
8:26
Bently:Uhh.. Sly? Where did you hat go?
Best. Part. Ever.
This video is invalid. There is nothing wrong with Sly Cooper. It is flawless.
+Maya Wilson the previous video too, as well as any other video he makes on the Sly series
***** damn dude, no need to get so serious. I was just joking
+Mario37519 Agreed. If I write something funny, I would enter an emoji. Emojis are very helpful, you know?
+Mario37519
I loved the game, found it nice, even won it from the toonami call in. STRANGLY enough the ps2 from toonami didn't have any glitchs or issues, but my spare ps2 sly 2 game and re hashs had issues.
Still got the toonami letter too for it.
Think I will play It again now.
+ssLollypopss Sly Cooper will always be flawless in my eyes... but this was still great to watch XD
4:17 Perhaps it was meant as "If I did so, they would know. But if it were you, it could be passed off as you having stolen the key" or something
14:10 The chance for a condom to work is actually even slightly higher, statistically... and that fact does Bentley's assertion no good at all...
Lol sly's eyes at 6:46
You forgot one : During Sly 1 , Sly gets a lot of abilities from previous Coopers , but in this game , he have none of them . Did he forget how to do it or is he getting the thevius raccoonus pages simply non-canon ? and how some of these abilities got in the
vaults from the villains of *this* game ?
14:15 hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *takes a deep breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I have a question for something I noticed at 9:50 and its HOW CAN THE CONTESSA SEE THAT PHOTO WHEN NEYLA IS SHOWING HER THE BACK OF IT???!
17:42 Ok after all this time I still don't get the innuendo
fatteralbert30 Me neither
fatteralbert30 same
IF ONLY SOMEONE EXPLAINED IT!!!
It's a anal joke 😂
tail is another word for butt
Just let that sink in
@@smokeweedimust7426 Oh oh OH FUCK NO!
OMFG I didn't realize that 6 finger scene.
I always found it perplexing how I was only able to jump a short height. Meanwhile in the cutscenes sly and friends were jumping on top of enormous buildings in a single jump. Like, bruh..
+Climbers Of Ice
That would be the "Gameplay and Story Segregation" phenomenon: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GameplayAndStorySegregation
+Climbers Of Ice thank you. during cutscenes they mega jumped basically everywhere
No problem. HAha! At least they actually gave Carmelita a Mega Jump ability in Sly 3 to justify all the times she did it as an NPC. :P
1:23 @ The person doing Carmelita was different in each game of the trilogy and they didn't voice train them to speak a Latin accent, so her voice is a New York copper in this game and a West Coast Cop in the third. :(
That Clockwork disclaimer was priceless:D
13:08 it's a horrible cramp in the entire part of your leg that later hurts when you put pressure on said leg....also Murray wouldn't be able to stand...that's a sin
But… he said “almost”… meaning he was out just before getting said charlie horse…. Right?
0:51 "HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL"
Hey just saying Neyla killed arpeggio in COLD BLOOD.
Ramolinly Dr M killed one of his guards on screen. LeFwee gets devoured by sharks. Toothpick gets rammed over a train that he failed to notice cause he became deaf
0:56 The parts should have melted in the lava.
5:43 Well yeah, just in case the first one gets ruined or something.
*Charley horse* is another name for a muscle spasm.
*Charley horses* can occur in any muscle, but they're most common in the legs.
These spasms are marked by uncomfortable muscle contractions.
If the contracting muscles don't relax for several seconds or more, the pain can be severe.
Lived though one.
7:30 Why would a secret hidden entrance be on a map?
14:05 I don't know about anyone else who played this game, but I used to use this mission all the time to pickpocket loot. It was a fast way to rack up money by pickpocketing everyone before purposely failing the mission.
VengefulJustice Always did this on that exact mission Lol. Most of the time 3 out of 4 guards always had special loot
I expected a rant, but got brilliance.
I like how the intro is voiced by Clockwerk himself.
18:04 there goes my soda. It'd be funnier if you didn't say anything and just went "ding".
You forgot that on 2:09 Dimitri's cigar was yellow but in the mirror it was white. Don't know how that works?
3:55 she is most definitely British.
Bentley: I get all my math right
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
Sly 3, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Bentley is a turtle, but not a sea turtle. Therefore, he can't swim.
1:50 Wait, Sly is the author of the journals?
3:05 My same reaction when i heard that and i love these vids.
Big ones for me, both of whom concern Neyla aka Revolver Ocelot if he had a vagina and wasn't likeable-
1. How exactly DID the whole "become Clockwerk" thing work? She jumps inside the head like it's some sort of plane cockpit but that somehow destroys her organic body and turns what's left into a holographic head? Did her skin get grafted to the insides like she's a Big Daddy from Bioshock or some shit?
2. WHY? Aside from suddenly becoming crazy 3/4 through the game she has ZERO motivation to do ANYTHING other than to help Arpeggio's plan, which had a stupid motivation to begin with but at least he actually had one to justify it with. All this spoilt whiny bitch of a character existed for was to be a walking spoiler, give (OOC)Carmelita a lame sub-plot and to be the second worst thing to happen to the Sly series.
I died when you said "Sly where di your hat go?" with that funny voice
charley horse is painful cramps an spasms in your legs, and before you get all weird again it's a medical condition not an euphemism
Aaron Page ???
So basically a leg seizure
Note that at 8:54, Bentley is down where the truck is and teleports into the tower
1:40 In fairness, she is shooting a weapon with a slow-moving projectile at a fast-moving person who is trying very hard not to get hit. Plus, cops miss most of the time anyway, so...
1:50 Hello, developer oversight.
1:58 How? Very carefully.
2:59 A drone, perhaps?
3:33 Again, a drone.
3:55 It's Indian trying to be British, I think.
5:15 We meet again, developer oversight.
5:54 And the boots. Am I the only one who noticed that?
7:26 "E" rating.
7:46 The Binocucom is encrypted, the earpieces are not.
8:28 Ok, found a bug, found a bug, found a bug, I found a bug.
9:27 She probably HAS authority to enter, but just "forgot" to tell Sly.
10:04 He probably used stilts to reach the pedals and a booster seat to see over the dashboard.
11:34 Again, stilts.
11:46 LOL XD
12:19 He never learned how to swim.
12:57 Get on a ship, and put the van on it, perhaps?
13:06 A leg cramp.
13:59 Because Jean Bison hates nature.
17:01 Who's to say Arpeggio didn't reconfigure the Hate Chip in some way?
18:12 Why not?
3:55 Actually in says in the guide you get with the game that she grew up in India but went to college in England and so adopted the accent. It also says that she manipulated almost all the students there into doing her work for her. When she was found out, the police found it so impressive, they hired her to get into criminal's minds and get them to trust her. Just like she did with Sly.
These are all actually pretty valid points! Maybe make your contradictions into a series!
8:44 if you slow the video down to .25 you can actually see the helicopter fade into existence
This was extremely well done.
Not sure if anyone else pointed it out... but Clockwerk slowly replaced his own physical body piece by piece with machinery... then Neyla just jumps in it's mouth and somehow her physical, flesh body is turned into a hologram of her face... What?
16:30
Maybe im getting something wrong but didn't sly bentley and THE MURRAY empty the northernlight battery so they could hide in it. Then Arpeggio would not be able 2 last 4ever (until he finds out that there is no northern light and he have 2 travel to canada again to contact a new guy to fill up a new battery because jean bison is FROZEN) ???
16:53 How did Sly figure THAT out? I've never thought about that before now.
I hate to be that guy, but Bentley calling that girl "cockney" is wrong... That's not a cockney accent and she definately doesn't look like she was born within earshot of the bells in London... XD
Great video! ^^
HiddenWhiteFang You mean Neyla?
DarthVidar-spiller Yeah, I forgot her name and I was on my phone! ^.^;; But, no, her accent is not cockney.. So, the insult doesn't make sense... unless I'm being too much of a linguist here and he's not referring to her accent...
It kind of sounds like they might have been GOING for a cockney accent, but since they missed a lot of the markers, it kind of just sounds like a mess...
Neyla does sound British/English, so that's good enough I guess :/
***** Cockney is a pretty weird dialect/accent. Like I said, it does sound like they were trying to make her accent Cockney, but they missed too much for it to even be mistaken as Cockney. Either Bentley is ignorant to what Cockney is, or the scriptwriter was. XD Either way, it's a sin. ^^
HiddenWhiteFang I don't even know what Cockney sounds like lol, I just know standard British accent xD For me Sly is the perfect game with no mistakes xD My walkthroughs are proof of that xD
You'd make a good voice for Bentley "Uh Sly where did your hat go?"
please don't forget about the third and fourth games ^^
anyone realize that sly said PENGUIN SUIT.... isn't this a universe where animals are sentient, he even addressed this in Sly 4 when Sly obtains the sabertooth skin, so isn't Sly saying, "I am sure there is a spare penguin carcass around here."