Another weird thing I noticed (after watching this 4000 times) is when the co host shrieks "1980!!!?!" Scorch does not react at all, just keeps rambling on. Scorch is so eager to get to his next bad joke that he ignores someone literally screaming at him 2 feet away.
@Lil' Connor Peterson I would imagine Scorch views the world similar to what John Malikovich saw when he was transported into his own mind,Except they all have Scorch's head and they're saying "Know what I mean?"
the saddest part is Scorch is now acting in terrible movies and tv shows and has his own RUclips channel showcasing his demo reels of his acting ability.... it really needs to be riffed on by Anthony and Jimmy
+anadryantontine Jesus christ, for months I've been freaked out by this jingle 'cause I thought it was talking about someone being 'underage'. Thanks for clearing it up for me.
The thing I find funniest about Weird News, that they never mention, is how the stories are rarely weird and usually just horrible. It's just a man reading out grim news stories with no punchlines and laughing over them as though their funny.
@@followingtheroe1952 I think that's what the guys find funny - Scorch's terrible delivery, the lack of jokes... - but there is even a step before that. I don't think the stories ever had a chance to be funny as they are just fundamentally bad content for radio. The stories aren't weird at all, they're usually just quite a bleak crimes. I don't think Dave Chappelle could make them funny hahaha.
LMAO the co-host here steals the show. He looks so happy to be here in front of the audience of 5 people. Like this is it, the golden opportunity to shine. It takes some effort to make Scorch look uncomfortable.
I love the look on the sidekick's face when Scorch gives the cardboard box line. He's baffled, like he can't believe that was the punch line. Scorch calls him out and he rushes to say "It was fine. Very funny Scorch." After saying this, you can see how uncomfortable he is by the way he's moving his hands.
I’ve noticed a pattern. Almost all the best O&A segments, Opie is trying to put an end to them as quick as possible. He truly didn’t understand what made the show funny. Nobody remembers most of the hackey bits, callers, or soundboard abuse, but the organic riffing is legendary. You know if it’s a good segment if Opie is like “alright we gotta make this quick, we gotta get to (XYZ)”
Yet for every 20 clips people obsessively watch all these years later on RUclips, at least 13 or 14 of them were Opie’s idea, or something he brought to the show, or something brought to the show by the producers he hand selected. Opie is the one that brought mocking scorch to the show in the first place. Anthony and Jim did absolutely nothing behind the scenes, and it’s actually a rarity that one of their classic bits had nothing to do with Opie. But keep revising history because the guy who literally got caught grooming someone he thought was a 15 year old girl told you to hate the guy who started the program. Keep doing that. Look at Anthony’s show. Look at anything Jimmy has done after Opie and Anthony. All of it sucks. All of it. Anthony couldn’t be funny anymore if his life depended on it. Then they had the temerity to call him paranoid while they were personally operating Twitter accounts mocking him behind his back, and going on message boards and talking shit about him and leaking information about him anonymously until people figured out who they were. Calling him paranoid while they’re actually doing the things he thinks they are doing. I get that he was an asshole, very difficult to work with, I understand all that. But to diminish his importance to the show is a revision of history. One that some people will gladly suck up because the literal domestic-abusing ephebophile told them to.
Its a regional Boston thing... the old joke is that the eastern part of the state (Boston area) doesn't give a shit about anything west of Worcester (Central Massachusetts). So Western Massachusetts may just as well be someplace far away in the western wilderness like Colorado Springs.
I literally can't stop listening to these. Scorch has become my new Karl Pilkington and the guys ripping on him are like his Ricky and Steve. My favorite part of these is Ant's enthusiasm for Weird News and whenever he just starts mumble-singing the theme song. 2:59 Do we have to play the rest of this? Yes we do. It's Weird News, for the love of god.
Hahaha I love how it immediately starts off with Jimmy doing a shitty half assed Scorch impression saying "Weird Neeews!" I love Shitty impression Jimmy.
I literally listened to an O and A vid just before watching this and opie did exactly what scorch did. He said “well I could’ve went there” when one of the interns made a kind of funny comment. Opie is really scorch.
@@followingtheroe1952This is the perfect Scorch episode of Opie and Anthony. The only thing that would have made it better is if Sib's vids were in it somehow.
JB Bolton728 I don't know, Erock? They beat the shit out of him constantly and Scorch definitely has no respect for whoever is sitting next to him, so I guess Erock would fit the bill.
@@Luisaan145 His name is Chris Vito, and someone tracked him down on Twitter in like 2017 to ask him about Weird News and he claims he has no memory whatsoever of doing this
"incase you need an extra thumb for the kid." if opie would have gotten up, left the studio and walked into traffic, he would have died on his best zinger.
Anthony breaking down the Weird News theme reminded me that Danny Elfman believes that the Weird Science music video is one of the worst things he worked on
17:05 is the only real funny part of this when scorch is saying "forcing his maid to touch his crotch" all fun like and the other guy just goes oh thats sexual harrasement scorch nothing funny about that
What amazes me that people don’t see about bad radio is that if it was an actual conversation in front of you- you would walk away from the person because they were boring. The average person has better conversations and perspectives than most radio hosts. That’s why radio sucks- it’s worse than talking to a person at a bus stop.
"I stink, therefore I am" Just gold, a gem. Anthony riffing it in radio format was great.
Another weird thing I noticed (after watching this 4000 times) is when the co host shrieks "1980!!!?!" Scorch does not react at all, just keeps rambling on.
Scorch is so eager to get to his next bad joke that he ignores someone literally screaming at him 2 feet away.
@Lil' Connor Peterson I would imagine Scorch views the world similar to what John Malikovich saw when he was transported into his own mind,Except they all have Scorch's head and they're saying "Know what I mean?"
A RITE AID???
"Weird News" will now forever be scorched into my mind.
tss tss
To me the saddest part of the O&A breakup is that they will never goof on Scorch again. I NEED MORE SCORCH.
....I love scorch
I agree 100%. Scorch clips were one of my favorite o&a bits, along with Jocktober.
We got all the Scorch you could want on our site!
the saddest part is Scorch is now acting in terrible movies and tv shows and has his own RUclips channel showcasing his demo reels of his acting ability.... it really needs to be riffed on by Anthony and Jimmy
***** I kinda feel bad as Scorch has to make a living somehow and he is as least as good as any syfy network actor
"It's two utterly witless men"
- Jim Norton
Hands down my favorite line of the entire vid.
@@ElevenDollarCheese good enough to reply to yourself 3 years later?
@@evansgate i guess.
For the record, Scorch played a death row inmate in Suicide Squad. He's officially more famous than Opie.
Not once Opie's BROTHERMAN shirts take off...
"What are we? Some kinda... RITE AID?"
So that’s why that movie bombed
Weird news...
Whoa, really?
I was at work all day thinking about this and laughing my ass off, now I'm here watching it. 1980!?
I watch Scorch when I'm sitting on the sofer.
+Mychael Darklighter My grandmother's sofer is covered in plastic.
Water sofer
Surely you mean the Bakowza?
What's a sofer?
A sofer is what a buffaler uses when he’s going to the bakowza
“I stink, therefore I am”
Just wanna take a sec to reiterate that brilliant line.
Great damn Ellison reference
SOME ARE ODD AND SOME DERANGED, STORIES THAT ARE VERY STRANGE!...WEEEIRD NEEEWSSS!
how dare they ruin oingo boingo for me..? 😢
+anadryantontine Jesus christ, for months I've been freaked out by this jingle 'cause I thought it was talking about someone being 'underage'. Thanks for clearing it up for me.
Oh my go- WEIRD NEWS!?!?
I love the fact that people always sing it in the Scorch voice even though it isn't sung by Scorch.
I thought I hat was in a drought.
Naahh I could have gone that way but i wasn't gonna do that
wiser words have never been spoken
@@frankiesaenz7265 What about "We're just your lousy escape goat!"?
iHat was in a drought
1980!?!?!?
The thing I find funniest about Weird News, that they never mention, is how the stories are rarely weird and usually just horrible. It's just a man reading out grim news stories with no punchlines and laughing over them as though their funny.
Thats what makes it so funny, your expectation isnt met, and the anticlimax is the punchline.
Their punchline isnt funny, the silence afterwards is
Funny!?!?
In Russia, joke laugh at you!
@@followingtheroe1952 I think that's what the guys find funny - Scorch's terrible delivery, the lack of jokes... - but there is even a step before that. I don't think the stories ever had a chance to be funny as they are just fundamentally bad content for radio. The stories aren't weird at all, they're usually just quite a bleak crimes. I don't think Dave Chappelle could make them funny hahaha.
@@olivertaylor4225and they’re made up lol
I love when the co host tried to make a joke about the cardboard cutout and scorch tries to shut it down. Scorch makes the jokes around here buddy!!!!
@16:38 "We heard a ping from a joke.. so we're searching for one, but it was a false alarm."
Scorch is 100% effort 0% talent. He deserves a bit of success just for his tenacity
9:48 "He's shooting...missing the entire backboard" the perfect description of Scorch
Know what I mean
I want an Opie and Scorch show so bad. It would be horrific. I would listen every day.
Stuttering John as the third mic
the production value would be amazing
Where would they do it? Michael’s Bar in Tingsboro or Opester’s place,by the window?
@@conradszThe beach! The fresh wind, new background EVERY show, how they can ad lib with every passerby... Just endless possibilities.
"Audient" is fucking great
LMAO the co-host here steals the show. He looks so happy to be here in front of the audience of 5 people. Like this is it, the golden opportunity to shine. It takes some effort to make Scorch look uncomfortable.
I love the look on the sidekick's face when Scorch gives the cardboard box line. He's baffled, like he can't believe that was the punch line. Scorch calls him out and he rushes to say "It was fine. Very funny Scorch." After saying this, you can see how uncomfortable he is by the way he's moving his hands.
Scotch's co host looks like a chubby Trent Reznor.
Yeah he does
Wow he does
Hahahahaha
And sounds like Mark Normand with a cold
Fucking lol
RITEAID!!!???
1980??!!!
@@jamesthomison4356 THE???!!!
Goodbye? Dial tone?
QUESTION MARKS?
THE?!?!?
So happy this has found its way back into the rotation
"I stink therefore I am" - magnificent
scorch and serch should team up and form scerch's pfg keepin it real
Hahaha I love this idea.
"Haha...I don't get that..."
RITE AID?!
1980!?!?!?!
Less than 2 weeks from 2024 and I still go back to this every so often. Scorch will forever stand the test of time.
Scorch clips never expire
Regular news: "Rite-Aid has filed for bankruptcy."
Weird News: A RITE-AID?!
I’ve noticed a pattern. Almost all the best O&A segments, Opie is trying to put an end to them as quick as possible. He truly didn’t understand what made the show funny. Nobody remembers most of the hackey bits, callers, or soundboard abuse, but the organic riffing is legendary. You know if it’s a good segment if Opie is like “alright we gotta make this quick, we gotta get to (XYZ)”
“We got a lot to get to today”
Yet for every 20 clips people obsessively watch all these years later on RUclips, at least 13 or 14 of them were Opie’s idea, or something he brought to the show, or something brought to the show by the producers he hand selected. Opie is the one that brought mocking scorch to the show in the first place. Anthony and Jim did absolutely nothing behind the scenes, and it’s actually a rarity that one of their classic bits had nothing to do with Opie. But keep revising history because the guy who literally got caught grooming someone he thought was a 15 year old girl told you to hate the guy who started the program. Keep doing that. Look at Anthony’s show. Look at anything Jimmy has done after Opie and Anthony. All of it sucks. All of it. Anthony couldn’t be funny anymore if his life depended on it. Then they had the temerity to call him paranoid while they were personally operating Twitter accounts mocking him behind his back, and going on message boards and talking shit about him and leaking information about him anonymously until people figured out who they were. Calling him paranoid while they’re actually doing the things he thinks they are doing. I get that he was an asshole, very difficult to work with, I understand all that. But to diminish his importance to the show is a revision of history. One that some people will gladly suck up because the literal domestic-abusing ephebophile told them to.
Agreed, nailed it @@enjoyer6201
Early 2024 and Scorch has announced that PFGTV is coming back soon. Life will soon be good again.
I'm so happy for Colin Quinn lol
Return of the mack
Scorch is what you'd get if you were doing an Anton LaVey biopic and, for whatever reason, you decided to cast Nick Offerman.
Why do people think it's cool to decorate with guitar gear? I swear I've seen Marshalls used as furniture more often than as amps.
9:05 😂😂😂 the guy next to scorch his reaction is priceless 😂
Scorch says "Colorado Springs also known as Western Massachusetts" what the hell is he talking about??
Good catch
Its a regional Boston thing... the old joke is that the eastern part of the state (Boston area) doesn't give a shit about anything west of Worcester (Central Massachusetts). So Western Massachusetts may just as well be someplace far away in the western wilderness like Colorado Springs.
I literally can't stop listening to these. Scorch has become my new Karl Pilkington and the guys ripping on him are like his Ricky and Steve. My favorite part of these is Ant's enthusiasm for Weird News and whenever he just starts mumble-singing the theme song. 2:59 Do we have to play the rest of this? Yes we do. It's Weird News, for the love of god.
1980?!?
A RITE AID?!?
THE?!?
CAROLINES!!!!
SHOCKING!!!
THE FACE?!
Audient
that's terrific!
+Cory Wilson damn that's funny
Scorch hates it when people steal the limelight
"limelight"
"Weird snooze"
Every time Jimmy breaks it down, it kills me.
A breakdown!?
That other dude on the left is me always when I’m high
High?!?!?
Degenerate
I go through the PFG TV on O&A collection at least twice a year. Every year.
Since 1980!!!!
You know what I mean
27:25 "I stink therefore I am" honestly one of the best jokes ive ever heard, especially in context
With 176 views and three years, that breaks out to about one view of that episode of Weird News every TWO WEEKS.
anadryantontine 3 years is 156 weeks. 176 multiplied by 2 is 352. You must be a rockstar in math and science
It's one view every 6 days or so
the cohost is a standup comic. His name is Chris Zito. He's terrible.
And when you go to IMDB to check what kinds of credits he has, "IMDb Mini Biography By: Chris Zito"
Terribly awesome
Opie trying really hard to derail this minecart full of gold, but luckily it stayed on track.
Youknowwhatimean? Is such a confident way to punctuate a sentence
Scorch has a radio job now and opie doesn't.
"Tickle tickle, tickle your tonsils... with my fingers"
Oh the irony of Opie making fun of Scorch's RUclips view count.
Often when Norton (and sometimes Anthony), is criticizing Scorch/PFGtv , he's absolutely referencing Nopie.
Al Raw haha well with hindsight we know this for a fact. fucking dopie
It wasn't me come get me
"Thumbs up. Just in case you need another thumb from the kid" A rare gem by Opie. Actually deserved more laughs for once
Hahaha I love how it immediately starts off with Jimmy doing a shitty half assed Scorch impression saying "Weird Neeews!" I love Shitty impression Jimmy.
23:49 Sam went with Anthony for the example. #Greggshells
Heard that today, thought the same.
Good catch. A calculated move by young sam
"That's right. eh- Shut up! Smy gig." 🤣🤣
I get that fucking jingle for weird news in my head for days if I hear it
I am just now realizing the intro is a parody of weird science.
That was back in the 1980?!?!s
REALIZING?!?
Only thing missing from those dumb jokes is a hacky rim shot afterwards. Lol!
Scorch is somehow more likable than opie.
Besides being a compulsive liar he does seem like a good person.
He never derailed an OnA bit
I literally listened to an O and A vid just before watching this and opie did exactly what scorch did. He said “well I could’ve went there” when one of the interns made a kind of funny comment. Opie is really scorch.
“Wasn’t me come get me”
"I stink therefore I am"
Anton LaVey. remove the humor ritual. hahahaha
ohh, that last line at the end was a little bit too true, haha
this is my favourite co-host
hes trying so hard and it comes off so awk and forced i love it
This has to be the best scorch episode they covered.
@@followingtheroe1952This is the perfect Scorch episode of Opie and Anthony. The only thing that would have made it better is if Sib's vids were in it somehow.
A Rite Aid?!?
1980?!?!
If you take all of Ant and Jim's comments about Scorch and apply them to Opie, it fits a little too well. I didn't want it to, but it really does.
who would be opies side kick that they say does nothing to add?
JB Bolton728 I don't know, Erock? They beat the shit out of him constantly and Scorch definitely has no respect for whoever is sitting next to him, so I guess Erock would fit the bill.
+hi bro no thats his butler
Especially at 8:00. "HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD OOOONNNN!"
I like how they don’t even notice that the audience was edited in lol
Scorch has tiny little baby forearms.
Andrew Griffith big cock tho
Built like Rodney Dangerfield. Bagel-build.
Oh my go- BABY FOREARMS!?
know what I mean???
Ha ha...I don't get that...
Oh my go- A RITE AID!?!?
This co-host is good, but he's no Nick Carpanelli
Who is?
@@Luisaan145 His name is Chris Vito, and someone tracked him down on Twitter in like 2017 to ask him about Weird News and he claims he has no memory whatsoever of doing this
@@AirBuddDwyer 2017???!!!!!!!!!
@@AirBuddDwyer He repressed it like an Uncle Paul birthday party memory
@@AirBuddDwyer No memory!?!?!?
I can’t be the only one who thinks this co-host is Mark Normand’s doppelgänger
"incase you need an extra thumb for the kid." if opie would have gotten up, left the studio and walked into traffic, he would have died on his best zinger.
And yet Opie HATES Jimmy's Uncle Paul jokes.
Scorch’s sidekick sounds and looks a bit like Mark Normand.
a rite aid?!
Honestly the "cardboard box" line wasn't that bad of a punchline. It just needed someone competent enough to deliver it better.
Mike it’s an awful punchline
@@minoranza Chip could have pulled it off.
That rite-aid thing is something ant did constantly
I must be crazy, but I think this is by far his best side kick. He does the most with scorches shit material!
A RITE AID!???
PanasonicTooth
lmao
I forgot about this...now I'm laughing my ass off and I really need to go to sleep!
Sibby, god rest his soul, will always be the arms and head coming out of a couch I think of when I think PFG TV
@@godihateyoupeople7173 you are CORRECT, sir!
lol Anton LaVey.
church of satan???
Scorch mastered meaningless content well before the internet made it ubiquitous.
Hopefully whenever Anthony goes into the JIM & Sam show they do some more scorch this year.
Anyone else thinks opie wants to move on because he knows he’d be doing the same thing as scorch if he never met Anthony
It’s like an episode of that metal show 😂
PLEASE MAKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
That sidekick is definition of things going through your mind from the moment that you started act od suicide till the moment you are dead
Scorch s PFG TV Weird News is way better than stern show these days.
14:17 "I've never heard so many words equal zero on a contribution scale." hmm
Period sniff
Zero!?!?!
his "3am*?!" didn't get any love
Scorch brings the funny. You don't bring the funny.
Opie and Anthony should advertise on pfg then sue him for misleading them about the number of viewers
Anthony breaking down the Weird News theme reminded me that Danny Elfman believes that the Weird Science music video is one of the worst things he worked on
I need new scorch stuff i love this shit lol
17:05 is the only real funny part of this when scorch is saying "forcing his maid to touch his crotch" all fun like and the other guy just goes oh thats sexual harrasement scorch nothing funny about that
A RITE AID?!!?
NO WAY!!?? 1980!!!!!!????
What amazes me that people don’t see about bad radio is that if it was an actual conversation in front of you- you would walk away from the person because they were boring. The average person has better conversations and perspectives than most radio hosts. That’s why radio sucks- it’s worse than talking to a person at a bus stop.
Oh my go- A RITE AID!?
Is it sad that Opie really shines when he's talking shit about Scorch. "And a thumbs up, in case you needed an extra thumb for the kid"
RITE AID?!?