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  • @Abi-hq1lm
    @Abi-hq1lm 4 года назад +1139

    The rule that matters is don't bring a sword into a boatfight

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 3 года назад +7

      Boat? I see no boat here

    • @Teal_.
      @Teal_. 3 года назад +17

      @@z-man1237 ah come on there are times to be padantic but correcting the word choice in a joke is not one of them

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 3 года назад +1

      @@Teal_.
      That was an assassin’s creed black flag reference

    • @Teal_.
      @Teal_. 3 года назад +1

      @@z-man1237 i see, i havn't played the game myself i thought you where trying to point out it's a ship not a boat, my bad.

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 3 года назад +1

      @@Teal_.
      It’s alright

  • @grandadmiralzaarin4962
    @grandadmiralzaarin4962 4 года назад +922

    GODS THE WRITING WAS STRONG THEN!

    • @glarcier4398
      @glarcier4398 4 года назад +40

      thank the gods for besseh

    • @Senki207
      @Senki207 3 года назад +20

      @@glarcier4398 And her tets

    • @antonydandrea
      @antonydandrea 3 года назад +4

      Wrong franchise

    • @victorfaria3797
      @victorfaria3797 2 года назад +2

      When the source is good as Machiavelli, can´t go wrong

    • @MrConhobar
      @MrConhobar 2 года назад +12

      @@Senki207 SO GET...MOOOHHRR

  • @jetstreamjack5653
    @jetstreamjack5653 4 года назад +546

    The quality of the writing in the first film is leagues above all the sequels.

    • @scottsbarbarossalogic3665
      @scottsbarbarossalogic3665 4 года назад +37

      Part of the reason for that was that Captain Jack Sparrow was not written weird(Hugh Jackman was apparently slotted to play him for a while); that affectation was added by Depp and the director (which I think works). However, since CJS was popular, he was written increasing "weird", and given more focus, which makes the films less believable, but rather meme-able

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 4 года назад +102

      Nah. The first three movies were genuinely really well written.

    • @jeremyrossi2716
      @jeremyrossi2716 3 года назад +14

      While I agree the first three movies were excellent; I feel the fourth was good and the fifth wasn’t terrible

    • @naheleshiriki5496
      @naheleshiriki5496 3 года назад +16

      Better than the majority of the films coming out of Hollywood in this day and age I'll say that for sure.

    • @krishsirpal10
      @krishsirpal10 3 года назад +1

      @@naheleshiriki5496 haha yeah remember this... a classic is always a classic!

  • @yellowkangdexasthur4904
    @yellowkangdexasthur4904 2 года назад +64

    Jack's entire philosophy summed up in one line. He is the Trickster of the Seas

    • @DonEBrooke32
      @DonEBrooke32 Месяц назад

      these ought to be the rules of fortnite (instead of pros calling us RATS cuz we dare to play sneaky; call us COWARDLY lots what run away from fights to heal.)
      (speakin' of, anybody here PLAY... and have SEEN the new collab, and now know why i bring it up?)

  • @wolfpackleaderalpha
    @wolfpackleaderalpha 4 года назад +438

    The philosophy of pragmatism summed up in less than a minute

  • @freebird264
    @freebird264 5 лет назад +2138

    Back when Jack Sparrow said shit that was actually smart and not cheap comebacks

    • @5Mariner
      @5Mariner 4 года назад +143

      Even though Will doesn't like Jack, he still learned a lot from him.

    • @chrismhp
      @chrismhp 4 года назад +198

      I really wish we got to see more of this original Jack Sparrow. He too quickly became a parody of himself. In this, he was clever, seasoned, wise, quick-witted, dangerous, and unpredictable. His charisma, quips and humor were tasteful and nuanced, rather than over-exaggerated. It became hard to take his character seriously in all the other films.

    • @taegotkash
      @taegotkash 4 года назад +82

      Emperor Ssraeshza No you’re wrong say what you want about the 4th and 5th movies but the Trilogy is flawless. The 2nd & 3rd Movie were infinity war and endgame before endgame.

    • @anrick1362
      @anrick1362 4 года назад +15

      TaeGotKash I love the movies too; they’ll always be part of my childhood, but flawless? Nowhere close

    • @Trazynn
      @Trazynn 3 года назад +20

      Yeah the whole trilogy is great. After that ever joke is "Silly Jack is drunken again"

  • @1who4me
    @1who4me 4 года назад +902

    Wow! An actual script! Who would’ve thought!

    • @dangerdog5160
      @dangerdog5160 3 года назад +14

      Wtf are u even talking about

    • @tapetwo1810
      @tapetwo1810 3 года назад +85

      @@dangerdog5160 the first film is commonly considered to be the most well written

    • @mr_kingpin4835
      @mr_kingpin4835 3 года назад +32

      @@tapetwo1810 i dare say dead mans chest is better writen, tho in my heart i prefer curse of the black pearl

    • @archaontheeverchosen7980
      @archaontheeverchosen7980 2 года назад +2

      @@Jdporte27 lmfao 2 and 3 were the worst ones you idiot.

    • @MediaLoverChris02
      @MediaLoverChris02 2 года назад +30

      @@archaontheeverchosen7980 2 and 3 were the best ones

  • @twinsen1949
    @twinsen1949 Год назад +23

    As a Spanish speaker the best part of this is them just randomly saying "Turtle?" lol

  • @DeadDevilDying
    @DeadDevilDying 2 года назад +80

    That whole scene could have gone completely different if Will didn't have a tight hold.
    Splash!
    Jack: "Well that didn't go the way I planned it. Swim lad, swim!"

    • @tylerbarker2957
      @tylerbarker2957 7 месяцев назад +4

      And that wouldn’t be out of place, either

  • @ij1376
    @ij1376 2 года назад +34

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the outstanding dialogue?

  • @5Mariner
    @5Mariner 4 года назад +228

    "Now as long as you're just hanging there, pay attention!"

    • @Xscape128
      @Xscape128 2 года назад +8

      The only words that matter are these

    • @thatgingerguy6666
      @thatgingerguy6666 2 года назад +9

      What a man can do, and what a man can’t do

    • @mr.p215
      @mr.p215 2 года назад +10

      For instance, you can accept your father was a pirate and a good man, or you can't.

    • @taylorcole7310
      @taylorcole7310 Год назад +1

      But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day.

    • @bobbypalmer123
      @bobbypalmer123 4 месяца назад

      ⁠I mean for example, I can let you drown. But I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesie savvy?

  • @RogueActor
    @RogueActor 3 года назад +89

    This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship

    • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay
      @NostalgicGamerRickOShay 5 месяцев назад

      And then he later knocks him out with a paddle...

    • @kevinl.6801
      @kevinl.6801 3 месяца назад +1

      Jack and William are more like allies. They help each other when it's necessary

  • @starhunter2770
    @starhunter2770 4 года назад +503

    I can skip doing my homework
    But I can’t graduate with bad grades
    Dammit

    • @Mechaghostman2
      @Mechaghostman2 4 года назад +7

      That's what getting a GED is for. :P

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 года назад +7

      @@Mechaghostman2
      GED = Got Excluded from Diploma.

    • @Mechaghostman2
      @Mechaghostman2 3 года назад +4

      @@davecrupel2817
      Eh, just put down that you were homeschooled. All will be fine. :p

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 2 года назад +1

      Pain

    • @ninjadragonblade
      @ninjadragonblade 2 года назад +2

      Why? I didnt do homework and i got good grades

  • @putturin4723
    @putturin4723 5 лет назад +270

    only a sith deals in absolutes

    • @nerdock4747
      @nerdock4747 4 года назад +15

      I will do what I must.

    • @XescoPicas
      @XescoPicas 4 года назад +13

      It’s over, Anakin! I have the high ground!

    • @sran438
      @sran438 4 года назад +10

      MrPicas You underestimate my power!

    • @variousswearwords2392
      @variousswearwords2392 4 года назад +10

      you will try

    • @DarkAdonisVyers
      @DarkAdonisVyers 3 года назад +2

      And businessmen. And pirates... And really anyone who isn't a glorified warrior monk.

  • @XxDyneXxFreeEnergyx
    @XxDyneXxFreeEnergyx 2 года назад +56

    Will: You ignored rules of engagement in a fair fight will makes claims he'd be the victor
    Jack: that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then
    Me: jack had no cutlass this time around so he was in the right to ignore the rules of engagement GENIUS WRITING😂🤣😁😎

    • @maldorov6297
      @maldorov6297 2 года назад +4

      But Jack was armed with a ship...

    • @seanyong3566
      @seanyong3566 2 года назад +2

      @@maldorov6297 I'd like to think Jack was handicapped by having to be pre occupied with steering a ship

  • @agnel47
    @agnel47 2 года назад +17

    The first movie is a masterpiece.

  • @Anonymous58815
    @Anonymous58815 2 года назад +74

    looking back on it, the script for Pirates 1 was actual dynamite. how on earth did they lose the plot so bad?

    • @thebackyardbear
      @thebackyardbear 2 года назад +10

      The answer is spelled D - I - S - N - E - Y

    • @thehardyfan9908
      @thehardyfan9908 2 года назад +1

      @@thebackyardbear Disney owned the franchise since the start dumbass

    • @keithmcmullen1433
      @keithmcmullen1433 2 года назад +4

      @@thehardyfan9908 That doesn’t make it any less their fault for the writing going to shit.

    • @thehardyfan9908
      @thehardyfan9908 2 года назад

      @@keithmcmullen1433 Yh but any film company gets a bed film later into a franchise

    • @kachosuffer7
      @kachosuffer7 2 года назад +1

      @@thebackyardbear Disney made the first film... your logic makes no sense.

  • @Doctor699
    @Doctor699 2 года назад +13

    Before Jack Sparrow was made a parody of himself.

    • @epicman8093
      @epicman8093 2 года назад

      How do you make a parody of a parody, I still wonder how Hollywood managed to do that.

  • @momowawa447
    @momowawa447 3 года назад +40

    Back when Captain Jack was an actual pirate and not a clown dressed as a pirate.

    • @epicman8093
      @epicman8093 2 года назад +2

      The first 4 were all good and 5 just makes him seem like an idiot

    • @BlacklistedSoup
      @BlacklistedSoup 2 года назад +3

      @@epicman8093 4 was the downfall, i still enjoyed it though

  • @reezy69
    @reezy69 3 года назад +10

    Jack is such a chill dude

  • @Ferruccio_Guicciardi
    @Ferruccio_Guicciardi 11 лет назад +141

    The only rules that really matters is this .... what a man can do and what a man cannot do

  • @George-zj9rr
    @George-zj9rr 2 года назад +4

    It boggles my mind Johnny Depp went along with the pure goofyness of the sequels when he knew the character better than anyone. Where was this???

    • @robertfullmer2467
      @robertfullmer2467 Год назад

      The only sequel he was bad in was the fifth one. He was brilliant in the others

  • @pricemoore2022
    @pricemoore2022 3 года назад +24

    What a man can do and what a man can't do. That's what is literally relates to my life

  • @treyboz7027
    @treyboz7027 12 лет назад +11

    i seriously tell people this on a regular basis
    thanks for the upload

  • @yousif_alharthy
    @yousif_alharthy 3 года назад +7

    The only fictional character that i can find it quotes in such variety in youtube is jack sparrow

  • @Tyyyyuru
    @Tyyyyuru 9 лет назад +66

    "the only things that really matter are proximate causes and primary causes"

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173 2 года назад +3

    When people say the POTC movies are dumb fun, just show them this clip

  • @JerkyMcAsshole
    @JerkyMcAsshole 13 лет назад +7

    Thanks for taking the time to cut this and upload it

  • @naheleshiriki5496
    @naheleshiriki5496 3 года назад +18

    Back when hollywood scriptwriters actually gave a s*** and wanted to make their movies legendary instead of constantly pumping out cheap
    nostalgia ridden cash grabs instead...

    • @epicman8093
      @epicman8093 2 года назад

      Star wars: We are going to pretend we didn't hear that.

  • @xgalarion8659
    @xgalarion8659 7 месяцев назад

    jack doesn't care about good and evil. Only what he wants, and what he can realistically achieve or what he can realistically use to wiggle out of a situation.

  • @JD-sj8to
    @JD-sj8to 2 года назад +2

    Ah, Pirates before Johnny was phoning it in..

  • @mili9781
    @mili9781 6 лет назад +22

    Bruh Orlando’s facial expressions in his movie is the only thing I be looking forward to

    • @Raven-yv6di
      @Raven-yv6di 4 года назад +4

      my favourite thing to do when watching LOTR is watching legolas in the background making faces lol

  • @talis4646
    @talis4646 Год назад

    "You can accept that your father *AND* a good man or you can't"
    Reminds me of Mike Ehrmantraut's speech about being a criminal

  • @LeanaSwan
    @LeanaSwan 11 лет назад +73

    Really ? I don't think that's a pirate's philosophy really. What he probably meant was that there are no real rules except these, undeniable, of nature. All the other ones (including laws) are created ones, therefore a man can break them and shall break them when sailing with a pirate.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 лет назад +19

      What you are physically, and/or psychologically, capable and incapable of.

    • @judith-amirasmith4098
      @judith-amirasmith4098 5 лет назад +1

      Fortunately, I am a woman. Therefore, those laws only apply to men, and the era of women in corsets was entirely too sexist.

    • @tommoore2012
      @tommoore2012 4 года назад +14

      @@Macebigi both hu"man" after all.

    • @rebelfriend1818
      @rebelfriend1818 4 года назад +5

      lol men wore corsets too

    • @tovbyte
      @tovbyte 3 года назад +4

      @@judith-amirasmith4098 well, yeah, the era was absolutely sexist. That’s not the point here tho, is it? He’s using ‘man’ as more of a generalised abbreviation for person, or human. Now, I’m aware that that’s not quite fair to any other gender, no disputing that. But his point stands: pragmatism rules all people (of whatever gender)

  • @terrorcop101
    @terrorcop101 2 года назад +2

    What's the best life advice of the franchise: this quote or "the trick is learning to live with yourself?"

    • @taylorcole7310
      @taylorcole7310 Год назад

      just a small grammar note, the "?" goes outside of the quoted text there. IE:
      What's the best life advice of the franchise: this quote or "the trick is learning to live with yourself..."?

  • @pyrusperseus
    @pyrusperseus 11 лет назад +58

    I FOUND MY AUDITION MONOLOGUE!!!!

    • @HamzaAli-mr1wr
      @HamzaAli-mr1wr 7 лет назад +3

      PyrusPerseus same,do you live in edmond?

    • @pyrusperseus
      @pyrusperseus 7 лет назад +2

      Oklahoma?
      Nope, at the time i wrote that i was in high school in Washington D.C area...
      since, I've moved to Los Angeles (better weather lol)

    • @jeffrousseau4033
      @jeffrousseau4033 4 года назад

      @@pyrusperseus Any advice on how to create a good audition monologue for theatre?

    • @pyrusperseus
      @pyrusperseus 4 года назад +2

      @@jeffrousseau4033 sounds obvious but memorize the lines! it helps with confidence and lets you focus on blocking. Don't pace/ walk around too much, it distracts from your words. Move with purpose.

    • @thecatholiccorner
      @thecatholiccorner 4 года назад +1

      How’s the acting now? Any luck? :)

  • @victorfaria3797
    @victorfaria3797 2 года назад +1

    Back when Niccolò Machiavelli disguised himself as a pirate

  • @greatkentuckian9032
    @greatkentuckian9032 2 года назад +1

    Fun fact: this is quoted in civ5 for the new world dlc after studying piracy.

    • @taylorcole7310
      @taylorcole7310 Год назад +1

      easter eggs like this are what show me humans are worth.

  • @TheStapleGunKid
    @TheStapleGunKid 6 лет назад +4

    This is probably what Prod1gyX explained to everyone who complained about his methods for being the first "Sea of Thieves" player to max out the rep with every faction in the game.

    • @XaliberDeathlock
      @XaliberDeathlock 4 года назад +2

      Oh you kids and your infatuation with some random RUclipsr shits

  • @mythmakroxymore1670
    @mythmakroxymore1670 3 месяца назад

    “Now as long as you’re hanging there, pay attention. The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, or can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that someday. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into tortuga all by me onesie, savvy? So… can you sail under the command of a pirate… or can you not?”
    -Captain Jack Sparrow, _Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl_

  • @dmdjr721
    @dmdjr721 2 месяца назад

    Goku used an entire plant to buff his attack against kid bu. “The only rules that really matter are these What a man can do and what a man can’t do.” Jack Sparrow

  • @Sw5ftyGamer
    @Sw5ftyGamer 11 месяцев назад +1

    W video 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 lit as hell

  • @conor3000
    @conor3000 11 лет назад +10

    Buckminster Fuller's theory of the Great Pirates. It's all in this clip. check it out.

  • @zachlewis9751
    @zachlewis9751 2 года назад +2

    Back when Jack was a good man, a pirate lord, and the genius who acted like an idiot. Idk who messed up with the writing or if Johnny was off his A game or both, but this is a completely different character from the most recent movie.

    • @trueblue6201
      @trueblue6201 2 года назад

      He actually was retconned into being a Pirate Lord in the third movie. So he was not actually a Pirate Lord when this movie was released. It also raises some logistic issues because apparently Barbossa was too and he was not even a Captain back then.

  • @mr.broski2427
    @mr.broski2427 2 года назад +1

    greatest movie of all time

  • @felixnyqvist4452
    @felixnyqvist4452 2 года назад +1

    Tortuga?
    Tortuga.
    Trivago

  • @ottothelord5755
    @ottothelord5755 4 года назад +6

    If you're not cheating, you're not trying

  • @vegasyo11
    @vegasyo11 6 лет назад +3

    The greatest!

  • @shadowhenge7118
    @shadowhenge7118 2 года назад

    I would sail under jack sparrow any day of the century

  • @devilpupbear09
    @devilpupbear09 2 года назад

    All Will had to do was duck under the damn sail

  • @daniellevicampscampins8334
    @daniellevicampscampins8334 4 года назад +1

    I read this as this “I am man. What can’t I do”

  • @pinngg6907
    @pinngg6907 3 года назад

    Jack: tortuga
    Caption: don't dig

  • @MastaChafa
    @MastaChafa Год назад

    Also known as physics

  • @sarumanthewhite5599
    @sarumanthewhite5599 Год назад

    Turner... how long did you survive from the Kraken???

  • @illiterateno2
    @illiterateno2 3 года назад +2

    All by me onezies.

  • @Ferruccio_Guicciardi
    @Ferruccio_Guicciardi 10 лет назад +8

    Tortuga !

  • @elijah_godslayer9904
    @elijah_godslayer9904 3 года назад +2

    Every POTC movie after dead man's chest should've been named "The curse of the horrible directors"

    • @epicman8093
      @epicman8093 2 года назад +1

      I disagree I still like 3 and 4

    • @elijah_godslayer9904
      @elijah_godslayer9904 2 года назад

      @@epicman8093 they're noth phenomenal movies, but the story wasn't as good or as captivating as with Davy Jones.

  • @Terastas
    @Terastas 11 лет назад +10

    Best part of the movie if you ask me.

  • @holygramatha4978
    @holygramatha4978 4 года назад +2

    tHaT wAs NoT pArT oF tHe PlAn

  • @epicman8093
    @epicman8093 2 года назад +2

    2, 1, and 4 are my favorite even though 4 gets a lot of shit

  • @cameronkaminski6035
    @cameronkaminski6035 5 лет назад +5

    What a man can do and what a man can’t do. So true. If you think about it. Savvy?

  • @GARRYSTIRLING
    @GARRYSTIRLING 3 года назад

    Thanks RUclips algorithm very cool

  • @jakebastian6726
    @jakebastian6726 Год назад

    The steering wheel activates the boom?

  • @novaprime1166
    @novaprime1166 4 года назад

    Captain 😎😍

  • @shamsudahiruibrahim5642
    @shamsudahiruibrahim5642 3 года назад

    Tortuga?
    Tortuga.

  • @hangemhigh2000
    @hangemhigh2000 11 лет назад +1

    Boom:)

  • @Lyoko012345
    @Lyoko012345 12 лет назад +5

    when you think about those are the only two things that matter. because in a country you have Laws (what you can't do) and you have Rights (what you can do)

    • @samflynn97
      @samflynn97 6 лет назад +14

      My man, the guy's a pirate... an outlaw by definition. Why are you even going on about countries, laws and rights?

    • @judith-amirasmith4098
      @judith-amirasmith4098 5 лет назад

      Interesting take. I applaud you for putting it so simply for those simpletons out there.

    • @obviouspseudonym9345
      @obviouspseudonym9345 4 года назад +1

      I think what is actually being said is much less nuanced and deep, but rather a simple fact. The only thing that truly matters is what you can physically do. Laws, rights, and ethics are nothing more than ideas in the mind, and words on paper. They are completely immaterial. That's what makes enforcement for these ideas necessary. You may have the right to free speech, but if you are oppressed, it matters little. The law may say you CAN NOT steal, but nevertheless it CAN be done regardless. All it really boils down to is this: Can you physically assert yourself amidst others, or can you not?

  • @aleksandrakettner905
    @aleksandrakettner905 4 года назад

    Yeah!!!cool!!!!

  • @ivancruz9396
    @ivancruz9396 3 года назад

    Word.

  • @edwardnigma6963
    @edwardnigma6963 2 года назад

    Fighting is dirty

  • @scottyi88
    @scottyi88 3 года назад +1

    doesn't helm control the rotor instead of the sails.

    • @rustyrussell2537
      @rustyrussell2537 3 года назад +7

      He most likely turned into the wind.

    • @georgeofhamilton
      @georgeofhamilton 2 года назад

      *rudder
      Incidentally, that sail is called the spanker sail or the driver sail.

    • @maldorov6297
      @maldorov6297 2 года назад +2

      For most ships, yes. The helm almost always controls only the rudder. However, some are able to control the backsail as well as the rudder

  • @yesherun6508
    @yesherun6508 8 лет назад +3

    that is not reality, if the other rules didn't matter Karma wouldn't be an issue.

    • @leonhoule7342
      @leonhoule7342 7 лет назад +7

      karma is in your own mind really... part of the conscience, if you have a sliver of morals, you'll find a way for the world to get even with you.

  • @jacopo7514
    @jacopo7514 2 года назад

    Tortuga!