I think I have a theory. Igor/Evan is selling you the thief tools on the internet and that’s how he gets the money he pays you with. So it’s an endless cycle.
National anthem Captain sauce broke iiiiin and got tazered alooooot but one daaaay he stole a pan n pot and didnt get tazzzzered agaaaaain Even though he ran over vinny He steal stills pots n paaaaaaaaaans
Hey captain excellent video as always but you need to use the micocameras there going to become very important for learning the routines of the tenets here very soon .
“Never trust a pack of gnomes.” Definitely not something I expected to hear in this video, but wise nonetheless. 😂 I know I say this a lot, but I freaking love this series.
Very wise indeed. While not an inherently awful race, gnomes can be dastardly critters. Especially the damned Lawn Ninjas from some of the Ratchet & Clank games. If perchance you happen to know what I’m talking about, you know how devious and vicious those little bastards are. (Perhaps because of how nasty and bloodthirsty they are, Lawn Ninjas are particularly fun to smack around and blow up-more so than most gnomes.)
Is Grim parenting ever going to come back? It’s my second favorite series and there are so many things to do. You could make Claire a sucubis or make Danny the grim reaper. Please bring it back!
Out of curiosity I looked online to see if there's any cheats for this game and there are, I put on ghost mode and was running down the street, I ran into a car and it flipped up into the air..... I did not expect that.
Guard:sees creepy trespassing raptor with big backpack and crowbar in there house and dosent check Guard:sees door open ALARMS 999 FBI POLICE EVERYONE THERES AND OPEN oh i opened the door o-o
Dude Ive always loved your channel. You strike the perfect balance of being funny, but not relying on constant jokes and being really loud.
I think I have a theory. Igor/Evan is selling you the thief tools on the internet and that’s how he gets the money he pays you with. So it’s an endless cycle.
Great theory, but, who's Evan. Isn't it Ivan and Igor
@@genericusername456 evan=ivan
@@Whiteman2.0 gotchu gotchu
That makes way to much sense
😮 YOU’RE RIGHT
9:32 "I barely know how to wipe my ass" CaptainSauce 2018
National anthem
Captain sauce broke iiiiin and got tazered alooooot but one daaaay he stole a pan n pot and didnt get tazzzzered agaaaaain
Even though he ran over vinny He steal stills pots n paaaaaaaaaans
Onuzim GamesWithChesse best line by far
Wish we could knock out the residents without getting a game over... But then again, that might be crossing the line as a thief
SirBucketHead sounds like a pretty normal game to me
Trust me, it is not.
Masked Killers in a nutshell
I wonder why we can’t pickpocket their freaking phone
Dude I see you every time!
Honestly one of my favorite series played in a while, I really like these videos 👌👌
Love this game
my favorite by far
And 3 years later I keep coming back 💀
@@genericusername456 you here this year? 😂
@@Onion1976 im here this year watching his vids while I wait in closet hiding spots from the cops
Quote of the Year “How to wipe a mobile, I barely know how to wipe my ass” 🤣🤣
BRO AS SOON AS I READ THIS HE SAID THAT
I love the way you narrate your videos and the fact that you always are new
Really enjoying Thief Simulator. You're a master thief, Cap!
really enjoying watching you play this
Hey captain excellent video as always but you need to use the micocameras there going to become very important for learning the routines of the tenets here very soon .
“Never trust a pack of gnomes.” Definitely not something I expected to hear in this video, but wise nonetheless. 😂 I know I say this a lot, but I freaking love this series.
Very wise indeed. While not an inherently awful race, gnomes can be dastardly critters. Especially the damned Lawn Ninjas from some of the Ratchet & Clank games. If perchance you happen to know what I’m talking about, you know how devious and vicious those little bastards are. (Perhaps because of how nasty and bloodthirsty they are, Lawn Ninjas are particularly fun to smack around and blow up-more so than most gnomes.)
"Wipe the phone? I barely know how to wipe my ass" lmao
Keep going man Love the series
Damn that’s a great Thief! Can’t wait to see more!
Is Grim parenting ever going to come back? It’s my second favorite series and there are so many things to do. You could make Claire a sucubis or make Danny the grim reaper. Please bring it back!
He said he would after he finishes the current season of a bad witch
Sorry I didn’t know that I didn’t mean to complain.
@@aliceisaperson You're fine!
I know🙂
This game is awesome. Can't wait to see more, Cap!
The painting you smashed is the most valuable painting in the game
hoo boy
Play more please, watching this is so funny and so satisfying to watch
Your the best RUclipsr ever
You're*
I agree
Hey! Please continue this game till finished!
Keep up the good work your videos always make me happy
Yes more thief sim sauce plz!😁😁😁
you should try "Omega Agent" or "The Room 1-3"
“Do I know how to wipe a mobile? I barely know how to wipe my ass”😂
5:10 “have you not seen cars 2 before” lol
Please do more it’s great!
Captain SAUSE is the best RUclips CHANNEL!!
I rlly love these type of vids man👍👍❤️
i think they call cops because the smell that week old tree lasagne
BITCH LASAGNA BITCH LASAGNA
T SERIS AINT NOTHING BUT A BITCH LASAGNA
YOU GOT A POPALATON OF 1.32 BILLON
BUT MOST OF YOUR VIDEOS CANT REACH EVEN A MILLION
SUB BOT
Yay more thief simulator
"WHAT'S IN THE SAFE?!?!?"
Gnomes and cookies
Longer episodes in this please
I love this series!! 😂
Yay new episode of captinsauce playing sneak theif 🙌
This game just gets more interesting. Can't wait to see you steal a car.
Oh wow I came back to this and not disappointed
your my favorite youtuber of all time
I love this series :))))
You should do an hour long video on this
Before you go stealing stuff check blackbay because things sell for more on there
I love when you do vids on this when you don't I'm depressed
Karen Pearl attention seeker
Try Natural Stress relief meditation technique, cures depression and anxiety.
I love this game please do more
3:38 I should've *Gnome* better. He really missed that opportunity
I can already tell this is going to be a good video
Love you, Sauce!
You look familiar... Didn't you dated Cap once? 😅
YASSS I LOVE THIS GAME TOO MUCH!!!
SAME!!!!
Thx for posting
Stealing stuff has never been this amzing!!!
Love this game
Cop- are you in the closet
Robber:nope nothing but clothes and stuff in here
Cop: ok bye
Who else gets home and then immedeintly waits for him to post a video so they can laugh
Yes new video.
Keep this up and you'll be able to Steal Chrismas in no time!
"You know how to wipe a mobile right see that you do" what are you talking about i barely know how to wipe my ass 😂😂😂
i love captain sauce
Gotta pick up the guide to being a thief
Please do more
3:38 Yea, you should have *gnome* better!
Love your vids
3:40
Yeah, you should have GNOME better.
Please do more tabs
Its all i enjoy
The ragdoll stuff and all
I like that series 😁
sell everything on black bay you get more money
What!?
9:32
Who are you?
P.S.P No.
P.S.P who the frick are you
but it would also be cool to bludgeon npc's or make them forget where you hide so they don't rat you out
Btw cap, sell some stuff on blackbay. They sell for way more.
10:30 Impostor Sabotage
You are the best captain sauce
I thought you were a hero when did you become a thief 😂
Hi I love your channel
What a wholesome comment.
He could have sold the necklace and the vace online for double price
Online:3000 cause thats how much u also paid for it
Pawn shop guy*couldnt remember his name*:2 pounds take it or leave it
Boney 625 his name is egor
@@gladtrout4042 or iven
I only react to stranger things yeah
Hope you see this you best RUclipsr
Hey cap if you need to you can run out of the area instead of looking for a place to hide or your car. It teleports you and your car home.
He should have gnome better than to trust a gang of gnomes. 😉
Captainsauce it's the best RUclipsr
Yes please
Play more and make them longer
I want more theif stimulator sooner.
By the way the cage in acounting + there looks to br stews u can undo
Captainsauce you should try playing ark again, they have improved the game a lot and i loved watching you play ARK
You get killed in the end,god dam it vinny
HOW do these vids not get 2 mil likes + ?!
(means PLAY MORE)
I WANT MORE THIEF SIM!!!!!!!
Yes yes more
cap, we need this videos to be longer! it's not enough
Breakfast dinner yummy!
Can you pls make this more pls I love you so much
Out of curiosity I looked online to see if there's any cheats for this game and there are, I put on ghost mode and was running down the street, I ran into a car and it flipped up into the air..... I did not expect that.
Cap you should play Viscera Cleaning Detail
Love ya
That painting was worth like a thousand dollars
Please play swords and souls it's super fun
*sees a random guy in there house duke * me: ya i don't see you -_-
Guard:sees creepy trespassing raptor with big backpack and crowbar in there house and dosent check
Guard:sees door open ALARMS 999 FBI POLICE EVERYONE THERES AND OPEN oh i opened the door o-o
That painting is worth $1900. No joke. I stole it and when i took it to the pawn shop I was like WTF?? 😵
0:01 - 0:25 XD that’s exactly what I would think of in a safe definitely not jewelry or money 💴💶💷💶💴💶💷💴💶💷💴💶💷💴💶💶💷💷💴💴💷💷💶💴💴💴💶💷💷💷💴💴💴💶💷💷💷
This game takes place in America confirmed
3:37 that pun
Should I play GTA5 OR SvR 2010
gta5
BOTH!!!
Gta 5
Nether play red dead redemption 2
Who the hell keeps decorative objects in safes?
Its a wacky game and you can evolve your spore and its superrr coooall
Captainsauce if you cant cary any more stolen stuff go to the car you can put it there so you can steal even more stuff