Ah yes, the world's three greatest enemies: Ducks Sunscreen Eaters And children Also I realized I wasn't being specific enough, children means children without limbs, duck exclude pet ducks like Eevee Ducky's duck, and sunscreen eaters refer to the general catagory, like snow eaters and concrete eaters.
pretty sick rn and you’re making me feel a little better so props to you edit: I didnt expect this to get so much attention but thanks for the support anyways
Albert: *tries to hurt people when you shouldnt* Albert: I LOVE BEING EVIL Also Albert: *finds a game where you actually need to hurt people* Albert: I WANNA BE GOOD
Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promise that if I can get 10k subs before Christmas they will get me a new Headset , and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.👍
What albert hears: I can kick his house down What most of us heard: I can kick his ass down Its surprising Albert hasn't taken down this comment lol. 🤞
1:48 I know it sounds like he's saying "I can kick your a** now" but he said "I can kick your house down" if you payed attention to the video you would see that he is clearly kicking the house down
Flamingo: Casually spends a three hundred dollars The creator: *M A K I N B A N K* Edit: To the people in my comment telling me that MY OWN comment is wrong. You are welcome to leave if you dont like it.
How the actual hell does he waste so much money like nothing? !wait no.. what I really wanna know is how much his bills go up daily every hour? oh damm why am i even surprised i just remember he bought that warehouse
“There are two things that are infinite, the universe and the methods Albert can come up to advertise his merch And I’m not sure about about the universe” - Albert Einstein
”Did you know that atoms never touch each other, and since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives, so to answer your question officer, no I did not punch that kid.”
Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promise that if I can get 10k subs before Christmas they will get me a new Headset , and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.👍
Ay you know the moments where he would be like: *________** cutely* YEAH, Here's an example: *DRINKS MILK CUTELY* *INTENSE EARRAPE* Everything I hear that I miss the old albert, Who would say heck insted of hell.
I appreciate Albert playing this game out of all the games he could've since 10% of it goes to charity. Thanks for making quality content and on top of that helping charities
The first guy that noticed that it's Flamingo is such a legend. He didn't harass him, he didn't keep running around. He just said "hey are you the real flamingo? Jk Ik you are
I feel like he genuinely cares about his fans and the decisions they make but i still sense that crippling urge he has to fill his bank account so he can buy more felipe heads
![Gucci Mane & Sexyy Red - You Don't Love Me [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/j7IBqyFKT4c/mqdefault.jpg)
![Yeat & Summrs - GO2WORK [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NEFEwfPcXRA/mqdefault.jpg)
Can we appreciate that he and his editors work almost all the time and upload almost every single day with such quality?
You should get more likes even though you just posted this 21 minutes ago lol
@@Pheebzluvz agreed
@@Pheebzluvz not agreed.
He doesn't upload everyday but yeah he still try no matter what
He doesn’t upload every singe day he only does that sometimes
I couldn’t think of anything but “Attack on Albert 2: this again”
when it releases a attack on albert 2, its not gonna have a name. its just gonna be called ‘this again
Not me reading as attack on Titan
FLAMINGO PLAY infectious smile
yeah this game gave me atack on titan vibes
:( I said that-
Ah yes, the world's three greatest enemies:
Ducks
Sunscreen Eaters
And children
Also I realized I wasn't being specific enough, children means children without limbs, duck exclude pet ducks like Eevee Ducky's duck, and sunscreen eaters refer to the general catagory, like snow eaters and concrete eaters.
Ducks isn't my enemy, but the others are.
Ducks are a enemy, have you been brainwashed?
Duck, duck, oof
True.
Wait a minute-
Miek
Subtitles: "I can kick your ass down too"
What he really said: "I can kick your house down too"
IKR I THOUGHT HE SWORE
Ur young kid
@Drip Goku i know
@@_spork_ SAME
@@Denis-go3gw pov: you’re in 6th grade
"why is this such a cruel world?"
The subtitles:
"why is this such a cool world?"
Lol
Lol
Lol
XDXDXDXD
Lol
“When you die, you never come back. And that’s like an issue we need to work on.”
I’m glad Albert is an advocate for necromancy
No life is hell we need to die and never wake up
@@jenaostertag5250 hell is empty, all the devil's are here on Earth.
@I Am KevinBB x2 bruh
I’d vote for him
Albert 2024
Sometimes earth is the worst Hell 🔳🔺🔳
"Why's he attacking me??"
Albert, your destroying his house
That’s not a good enough reason to attack someone
@@ari7487 stfu
@@_wasteofsus_2415 Achievement Earned : Not getting the joke.
@@_wasteofsus_2415 it was a joke
@@_wasteofsus_2415 Achievement Earned: its a joke
“When you die, you never come back, and that’s an issue we need to work on.”
*schedules meeting with god*
“Don’t spend your money on stuff unless it’s stuff I sell you”
-Albert 2020
@I Am KevinBB x2 no lol
He doesnt sell food,we l all di
@I Am KevinBB x2 stop
Can i say something
Look at 1:47 I heard something different
Girls: STAWP UR TRIGGERING MY OCD me: hey look theres a cockroach girls: Ahhhhhh me oh wait it's just u
“DUDE HOW DO YOU BE GOOD”
*those are words I thought I’d never hear you say*
You have to have to use the good powers
Ok why
1:48 he said it bad word DO NOT SAY THAT ALBERT
@@hazelflozie4495 I didn’t even notice lol
@@hazelflozie4495 wait I think he said house
“I drop kicked that child out of self defense”
Epic
@LilyWasSlain we have the same subscribers and the same thought of killing kids
Lol
Hello
-Shitass
Is that a Techno quote?-
I sneezed in perfect sync with Albert and now I am scared.
lol-
Lol-
lol-
E
U are his lost long twin ...LOL
When you saw him in game last night and wondered what he was doing.
Who were you?
@Frankie Stain did you here him swear @ 149
one time i saw him on his admin account, i posted it on my youtube but my cousin is stupid and she deleted it
@@EukieN he said house not ass-
@@ronnieradkeswife243 then post it again
"100 percent goes to my bank account"
Well.. Atleast he's being honest whatsoever
num num num all the money are mine
@Cool Diego this is irrelevant to the comment you put this under and no he didnt swear child he said house
so hes not paying the employes
it’s hard to argue with his assessment
@Cool Diego He said house.
“At least 0% will go to...”
Albert realizes that it sounds bad and switches it up.
“At least 100% will go to my bank account”
Can we Appreciate on how much this guy posts?
Edit: Thx for the likes and comments :) yall so nice!
*appreciates on*
I now right
copied.
@@fields.prodzz And wildly grammatically incorrect.
@@James-pf9mn yes indeed
1:48 it sounds like “I can kick your ass now too” lmao
He stuttered on saying house
Lmao I thought the same.
I wish it was real.
Oml I went straight to the comments when I heard that lol
Turn on captions
Albert should make some, “yoink” merch.
What about “Buster” haha
No, you should make a felipe merch
Y'all really forgot about E 😔👈
@@ba9258 you mean EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@e lol
Albert: this is such a cruel world
Subtitles: this is such a cool world
Lol my subtitle albert: 1.6 million
Subtitle: 1.6 billion
I noticed that to
oh how the turns table
People always copy me xd
Legend has it, Albert never financially recovered from the amount of money he spent on this game.
pretty sick rn and you’re making me feel a little better so props to you
edit: I didnt expect this to get so much attention but thanks for the support anyways
ay hope u feel better soon
awhhhhh
Feel better now.
*GET BETTER OR I WILL SCREAM AT YOU*
Feel better soon
Albert: *tries to hurt people when you shouldnt*
Albert: I LOVE BEING EVIL
Also Albert: *finds a game where you actually need to hurt people*
Albert: I WANNA BE GOOD
@Cattie Maddie hi
@Cattie Maddie hi
@Cattie Maddie hi i know you from school
I have a video for you Ryan’s world official and run people over :)
"Bully them like they kids in high-school did to me" Thats depressing
He lied he was all fucking muscular
I don’t see how Albert used to be such a chad in highschool
@@imnotfietan tf
@@idiot8753 what you mean tf. It’s true he was a strong boi and muscular too
@@imnotfietan ik
😂😂when he said “omg i spent a lot of money, see guys don’t spend money unless you’re buying some thing that I sell you” 😭🤣
I swear I thought he said “I’ll kick your ass down”, but he obviously mean to say “I’ll kick your house down”
Same
aaaa me too aaaa
same
Me to
Same
"Healing? No that's gross."
Rain is better(makes you good)
He's got a point
Xr
Xd
R A I N
“At least 100% of earnings goes to my bank account” that had me dying 😂😂😂🤣🤣
U were dying because albert is making money???
@@poluefemus it’s funny to him
Albert's profit is a joke
Loll
I dont get it
He probably doesn’t realise this but Albert has made my lockdown better ❤️🥺
Albert: why is this such a cruel world
Me: I don’t know
Searching for funny 🔍 👀
@@Struggler3831 found funny
@@Struggler3831 funny fart 2020 omg not fake (police involved)
@@Struggler3831 same
"The world is a merciless but a Beautiful place." -Mikasa ackerman HAHAHA
1:48 When I first heard this I thought you said kick your ass down not "kick your house down" but can you still do it anyway 🥺
same i heard it as 'kick your ass down'
i heard that also LOL
Same
it says it in the captions too
Yeah I'm like OMG HE SAID A BAD WORD YAY but i saw the house and maybe thought he said ill kick your House down
Game: "At least 10% of this game's revenue goes to charity."
Flamingo: "At least 100% of my revenue goes to my bank account!"
XD
hey 1:48 he said a bad word
When he said “at least 100 of revenue goes to my bank account” i felt that
@@aox_ae he said house
@@aox_ae he said house
@@aox_ae he didnt
Flamango: cruel world
Captions:cool world
Time stamp?
Time stamp
"At least 100% of this goes to my bank account"
great deal
i just feel flamingo can turn anything into advertisment
"Hey do you wanna die? Oh yeah also my merch is comfy."
Bot
@@Thepersonatyourdoor no u
albert: oh i can kick ur house down too
youtube captions:
👁👄👁
Sounded like he swore 😂
Yeah until I listened to it 5 times
@@sageprharris Same 😩
I know he said house but what time stamp was it
Gotta love the guy that was protecting Albert He was dressed as Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul ❤
"their family and everything they know is dying"
"that's pretty cool right"
"that's awesome"
Did you hear “Oh I can kick your a$$ down too” 1:48
He said house
@@zouldroper I did
Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promise that if I can get 10k subs before Christmas they will get me a new Headset , and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.👍
@@zouldroper OMG I JUST HERD THAT TO
are yall really tryna say "it sounded like he said kick your ass down too" like babygorls and boys you obviously haven't seen alberstuff
He meant house
@@burritoman6064 ik
I have lol
timestamp
I saw albet stuff
"hOt bAbE cOmInG tHrOuGh tOwN"-Albert 2020
Top Albert Quotes 2020.
30,000 quotes
Because albert Is very wise
Hm yes
What
Can we appreciate that Albert literally cut himself in the hand and still made a video for us?
Person: "how to kick babies"
Albert: "you kick em"
Lol😂
Smokes in baby's face
Lul
What albert hears: I can kick his house down
What most of us heard: I can kick his ass down
Its surprising Albert hasn't taken down this comment lol. 🤞
time stamp?
i actually also heard that too and was so damn confused lmao
RUclips's captions making me laugh.
*"I Can Kick His Ass Down Too."*
-Albert "Flamingo" Q-something
yep cuz I had captions
Albert is the only person that makes me laugh everyday.I
(EDIT:wow I never got that much likes thanks
NO ITS ME
Try ciryxkenshin
Not me
Cory
Same here
NO RUclips NO-
THE SUBTITLES SAY ASS INSTEAD OF HOUSE IM DEAD
Mk
@@yaboique6650 mk
@@mitskiisbetter2934 leave me lone
Half the comments is this
Lol
“ The moment I needed you, you abandoned me....” Albert 2020
he said that to the hacker which was me
@@ayatokur0599 that was not you lol
@x its not a script its called inf yeild
@ayato kur0 mmmm smells like someone looking for attention
I can kick ur ass down - Albert 2020
1:48 I know it sounds like he's saying "I can kick your a** now" but he said "I can kick your house down" if you payed attention to the video you would see that he is clearly kicking the house down
Ikr
I thought he said it but even if he did I wouldn't care
Ikr. I was like: O.O
Me: it’s normal it’s a body part but there are diff meanings of it actually 3 so it isn’t
He said house
Albert: *holds hand up*
Albert: “blood warning” as his hands already been up
Fans sensitive to blood: AAA
I was terrified too
Time stamp?
@@JV_LAD same, i agree.
if i was him, i would put a bandage lol.
Is the cut even real cuz it looks kind of fake
Flamingo: “ why is this world so cruel “ magic space man: “ because I made it that way albert
Albert: *exists*
Anyone in existence: Your weird but we like you now.
Ok
What
@@meow6074 get out of you don’t know what this means✨✨✨✨
yur'oe*
@@Blizzarien Ok
WHEN ALBERT SAID “HOUSE” I THOUGH HE SAID “AS*” LOL-😭😀
Same lmao
Awesome 👏
SAME DHESVSHS
4
epiiphqny lmao I just got on that part and I heard it to LOL
Idea: Make a tycoon game where everything gets creepy over time and see how the players react to their cursed world
Albert: "Once you die you can never come ba-"
Ad: " *WAIT! DID YOU DOWNLOAD GRAMMARLY?!* "
It sounded like he said he could kick his a word down but he said house*”
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD IT LMAO
@@the.piggypig No. I am trying to say to like 48 people that its house not ass so if you want to help just say its house not ass.
NOW I HEAR BOTH
Turn on captions xD
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
"Don't spend money ever unless it's like on stuff that I sell you" - Flamingo 2020
Amen Brother.
Top ten quotes.
U mean sell
I've seen u nefore
r/cringetopia
Flamingo: Casually spends a three hundred dollars
The creator: *M A K I N B A N K*
Edit: To the people in my comment telling me that MY OWN comment is wrong. You are welcome to leave if you dont like it.
LmAo
It wasn’t that little he spent more cuz 40k robux would be like $2000
@@smoshkylie No i ussually play on xbox, and 20,000 is 200 dollars
@@smoshkylie 500 dollars
How the actual hell does he waste so much money like nothing?
!wait no..
what I really wanna know is how much his bills go up daily every hour?
oh damm why am i even surprised i just remember he bought that warehouse
0:04 cool merch intro
“There are two things that are infinite, the universe and the methods Albert can come up to advertise his merch
And I’m not sure about about the universe” - Albert Einstein
Beautiful, an comment that actually has thought and process in it? Beautiful.
Fuuuuuuuuu
Wise words.
Is nobody else thinking that albert and albert einstein
“Gods”
flamingo: *let me introduce myself.*
LOL PERIODT
lol
4 but evreyone cares
Yes
P
Me: “watches flamingo”
Flamingos whole career: *”SNEEZE”*
“*SPIT*”
*ᴀᴡᴋᴡᴇʀᴅ sɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ*
𝗦𝗖𝗘𝗘𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚
@@sunflowersoup368 YES BOTH
And also
REEEEEE
AHHHH
AAAAAAAAHHH
E
I absolutely love how albert sneezed on his hoodie and dint change it XD
The kids who bullied him in high school became those little kids
They probably wanna be his friend and they def buy his merch
“The moment I needed you, you abandoned me.”
That’s deep lmao- poor flemengo
5:58
I love how he always has to ask "Is there any guns I can buy?" 😂
Ikr lol
No he dosent
@@aidanmendez3027 bro shut up
@@aidanmendez3027 since when
@@aidanmendez3027 He literally does though man. Remember adopt me?
Albert: BLOOD WARNING!!!!
Also Albert: gives no time for you to skip 10 seconds
1:48 *Albertstuff has joined the chat*
He said household
@@MURICA573 I know lol it just sounded like kick his ass down
@@MURICA573 also, the subtitles said ass. But I know he said kick his house down.
Lol I get it XD
i can kick your haeouse down too
this video screams "OFFICER I DROP KICKED THAT TODDLER IN SELF DEFENSE" vibes
”Did you know that atoms never touch each other, and since we're made of atoms, we've never touched anything in our entire lives, so to answer your question officer, no I did not punch that kid.”
@@Mesruksi *WHEEZING IN THE BACKGROUND*
TECHNOBLADE FAN????????? POGGGGGGG
Underrated
Idk with you guys but like
"Don't spend money unless its me selling you it" was the hottest line ever.
Alberts intro is like aesthetic but still weird at the same time. No offense,his intro is real cool.
He kicked that little man so much he just walked right into him saying “I give up”
“No stop thats gross”
Me whenever I’m asked to go outside:
yea lmao
More like me when I 7 year olds with big legs in Roblox
Nobody:
Society Hearing Albert Sneeze: --Hmm Maybe he got Corona?---
Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promise that if I can get 10k subs before Christmas they will get me a new Headset , and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.👍
What society are you in
Society doesn't revolve around you, ❄.
Society
Sneezing isn’t even a symptom of corona lol
albert : i’m not spending all my money on this game
albert’s title of his next vid : i spent all my money on kicking tiny children. NOW IM POOR. aHhH
When Albert said "I can kick your house down" I thought he said ass-
Me too
Same
Cringe
SAME
Look at his old channel-
Albert : "this is so satisfying just seeing them and their families die"
Thats just dark oof
Ngl agree with albert
Agree with albertt
Pain after destroying the leaf village:
Everybody gangsta until flamingo comes in with the sunscreen eaters with kids blood on their shirts
i love how you promote your merch its just like "give me money" and its amazing
Has anyone else noticed that Cleetus' arms are floating now?
Haven’t they always been like that? 👁👄👁 Idk. But I saw it
Ye ik
We don't talk about that
Always have been
@@orangee2048 yeah his arms were like that the hole time in his channel
I love how he is comfortable to the point where he can pick his nose in front of us-
*picks nose cutely*
r/cringetopia
@@naopoint4096 yep
@@yourlocalcroissant1264 r/ cringetopia
Ay you know the moments where he would be like: *________** cutely*
YEAH, Here's an example: *DRINKS MILK CUTELY*
*INTENSE EARRAPE*
Everything I hear that I miss the old albert,
Who would say heck insted of hell.
@@vb77 Ikr!! I missed the old Albert
I appreciate Albert playing this game out of all the games he could've since 10% of it goes to charity. Thanks for making quality content and on top of that helping charities
I LOVE da intro. It’s SO CHILL
tell me it didnt sound like he said "kick your ass down too", memories
time stamp?
@@kalig. 1:48
I thought it was just me😭
He said house-
This is the coment I was looking for
The first guy that noticed that it's Flamingo is such a legend.
He didn't harass him, he didn't keep running around.
He just said "hey are you the real flamingo? Jk Ik you are
i admire that
nice pfp
@@miamartinez9624 that’s from gta 5
@@jacobfromsmileyarg Ik, I play it.
0:21
_"Hey, at least he's being honest, you can't blame a man for being honest!!"_
When you said "I can kick your house down" The house changed into ass 😂
1:47 “i can kick your house down to”
if you think he said something else then ur wrong
RUclips’s trashy captions though 😒
Addison Serenity
lol
Turn on CC
a word
@@suckmymingehe did
Atoms never touch eachother, humans are made out of atoms, so that means flamgo *didn’t kick that child*
4:39
My last brain cell lost in darkness
XD
Yeah his camera cut off
I wanted to make sure it wasn’t just me
@@linkmonia4356oh I thought it was censor
*aestheticly pleasing intro with no screaming*
i love how albert can so confidently pick his nose in front of a camera
E
E
E
E
E
Albert’s new intro: 🥺🦋🌸🐚✨
Albert: 😃🙄💅👹👺🗿
Albert when there’s someone guiding: I don’t want to talk to this midget-
Albert when there isn’t someone guiding: WHAT DO I DO?!
No its "*WHAT DO I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*"
True logic
@@emerybrown6145 no its WHAT DO I DO ???????? because its a question
I feel like he genuinely cares about his fans and the decisions they make but i still sense that crippling urge he has to fill his bank account so he can buy more felipe heads
Albert: "I SPENT 45K"
Me: I have saw ur group funds.
@SamuShinigami shut up
@SamuShinigami smelly popo🥵
ok bruh no one cares about grammerer
@@fancyfruit2535 yes
"hey, its johny big feet"
flamgo: hey my feet are not that big
*squish*
"damn you johny big feet!"
@Hayden Haworth asdfmovie memes
@Sophia McNinch you clearly dont know what asdf movie is
@Sophia McNinch you would know it if you knew tomska
Nice reference
@@oofman2497 yeah atleast someone knows what im talking about not the plankten pfp
POV: You’re trying to find comments besides the “kick your a*s” ones
*L.I.E.S*
YOU CAN LITERALLY READ MY MIND
You mean "oh I can kick you're house down" thats what he ment
He said "kick your house down"
@@mariobueno9914 or she
This is the right game for Albert
Albert: "They say that I should bully little kids in this game, Which I appreciate that"
Me: Yes, We already know
OoO
Which*
Witch*
*which**
Its which
1:48 I know he didn’t say the word but it sounded like it
Oop
@@moo_n. no he didint
@@moo_n. he said his gonna destroy his house while hitting the home but it sounded like he said ass
He said house...
@@lolgaming1174 cool
“Once you die you can never come-“ *commercial*
Well, he ain’t wrong
woah buster
woah there
Woah buster
Woah there pal-
I used to play this game as a kid and you are literally just getting new morphs and get bigger. That's it. And squish smaller human beings.