Lmao this is worth its weight in gold! I especially loved the "pit-apple" bit. Let me stumble across a woman who hands me a filthy sweat ridden apple. Hitch me up at a shotgun wedding folks. I'm getting married! 🤣
@@thepoopieshow frilly you say? Is lace appropriate as well? Or should I go with fishnets due to the Era? Possibly even a furry fit? Ah... now I'm confounded with indecision.
Dating being easier these days is also a double-edged sword. Knowing you can easily find someone also makes couples rather unstable. Dating still sucks but you won't have to skin a goat or fight a horde of vikings anymore.
Getting sex and situationships is what's easier.(particularly for men). And yeah less judging for women. However, getting a life time partner is now exponentially harder.
I like how different the culture of dating was back in the day. It made dating have more meaning than just getting your rocks off. Not to say that such behavior didn't exist in those times, but idk, finding a partner seemed so much more special
The reason why it was easier to "get" a woman back in the day is because of women being property of their father, being unable to hold property of their own, and "no" not being a particularly reliable tool, especially when there are no female judges and marital r*pe is practically expected. No amount of gift-giving, presence in their life, or other service is going to make someone like you. They'll just like the gifts. If you want to serve someone, do it because your want to, then you'll never be disappointed. Does this mean you may never have romance with someone you admire? Yes. Nothing to be done but move on. If the main focus of your life is to make someone else feel fondly towards you, then it would seem you've lost sight of what it means to cultivate love within yourself. This can mean doing what's right even if it isolates you. If society is so sick that it rejects someone who acts with love, then better that you're without it, no? If you want affection no matter what, joining a cult will help. Christian cults love to get people to hook-up fast and make more servants to be brainwashed. (Note, if you do this, you are making the world a bleaker place. Better to face the pain of solitude than build a family over a hunger and a lie).
Great. Now what do I do with all these wooden spoons, this goat skin, this itchy wig, my coquette scars. Not to mention how much I love the taste of armpit apples! Sure my cousin makes them for me, but now I have a real taste for them! McDonald's French fries, you say? It seems so lazy? My G G Grandfather raided a village, and by accident grabbed the 10 year old sister of the girl he wanted. After 3 days her family showed up and wanted her back, but she told her family she saw what he was working with, and refused to go home. They were married that night. She had 22 children and lived to 98. He was 26 and worked every day as a Roofer untill he died at 70. 2 of the happiest people in the World. So French fries, Eh? Alright I'll try. But I'm still going to powder my whole body, the lead feels so smooth, and help me to forget
I feel like this was more high society problems than average people problems, but maybe I'm wrong. Also you're amazing, i need your voice and tiny character in my life
I wish I could find the kind of girl who wouldn't break down laughing at the suggestion of a date to McDonalds and some MTG. Maybe im just too ugly to get away with it. Great content though 👍 im enjoying your channel.
Instructions unclear, I have a boyfriend instead.
now that really sucks, I'm sorry
damn.
I don't know where I am on the internet right now or how I got here, but I think I'll stay. Absolutely charming narrator. Cheers to you.
u have been sent to the right place, we have snacks here
Same I’ve binged so many videos
How you don't have more views for your quirky, helpful, and entertaining videos is beyond me. Come on YT algorithm blow this channel up!
my mom says it's bc i swear too much
@@thepoopieshow I'll just have to keep sharing your videos until YT realizes their error.
Well, the algorithm's doing its work. I came from an Answers with Joe video, lol
@@notjustagirl461 Welcome to the beautifully sarcastic and wonderfully deranged world of the Poopie Show :)
You don't even swear at all... or at least I didn't notice. You got a nice video style.
Lmao this is worth its weight in gold! I especially loved the "pit-apple" bit. Let me stumble across a woman who hands me a filthy sweat ridden apple. Hitch me up at a shotgun wedding folks. I'm getting married! 🤣
u must make sure your linen undershirt is appropriately frilly or there will b no apples for u sir
@@thepoopieshow frilly you say? Is lace appropriate as well? Or should I go with fishnets due to the Era? Possibly even a furry fit? Ah... now I'm confounded with indecision.
Dating being easier these days is also a double-edged sword. Knowing you can easily find someone also makes couples rather unstable.
Dating still sucks but you won't have to skin a goat or fight a horde of vikings anymore.
Getting sex and situationships is what's easier.(particularly for men). And yeah less judging for women.
However, getting a life time partner is now exponentially harder.
The Welsh spoon thing is still done! It's so cute ❤
That 'macaroni' dude at 3:18! 😮 Dopest hair style ever! Magnificent! 🤌
I genuinely enjoyed this video... it was both insightful and very entertaining
the ancient ppl were the og femboys frfr epic gayming
ok but can we bring back the sweaty apple tradition though... uh for no reason in particular...
Bro💀
I like how different the culture of dating was back in the day. It made dating have more meaning than just getting your rocks off. Not to say that such behavior didn't exist in those times, but idk, finding a partner seemed so much more special
yeah but it was also the era of selling off ur daughters and political marriages. still, get yourself a girl that keeps apples in her pits, absolutely
@@thepoopieshow yeah, more or less what I meant.
@@thepoopieshow I have heard of armpit fetishes - but that seems a bit much... ^^;
imma make that damn spoon
love the determination, go get em
This is so high quality and hilarious, I guarantee you will blow up one day, and ill be proud to have been a viewer :D
I was blessed by the Algorithm Gods to witness your hilarious narration, thou shall have my subscribe.
We appreciate your hard work and effort. God bless you.
love the deep dive on "ye oldie" customs.
Fasted sub I’ve ever given
thank u haha it means a lot!
This is great, I love your stuff immediately
The reason why it was easier to "get" a woman back in the day is because of women being property of their father, being unable to hold property of their own, and "no" not being a particularly reliable tool, especially when there are no female judges and marital r*pe is practically expected.
No amount of gift-giving, presence in their life, or other service is going to make someone like you. They'll just like the gifts. If you want to serve someone, do it because your want to, then you'll never be disappointed.
Does this mean you may never have romance with someone you admire? Yes. Nothing to be done but move on.
If the main focus of your life is to make someone else feel fondly towards you, then it would seem you've lost sight of what it means to cultivate love within yourself. This can mean doing what's right even if it isolates you. If society is so sick that it rejects someone who acts with love, then better that you're without it, no?
If you want affection no matter what, joining a cult will help. Christian cults love to get people to hook-up fast and make more servants to be brainwashed.
(Note, if you do this, you are making the world a bleaker place. Better to face the pain of solitude than build a family over a hunger and a lie).
depends on the tradition but your points have been clearly made. good video
Just noticed the lucifuge rofocale grimoire at 2:28.
Great.
Now what do I do with all these wooden spoons, this goat skin, this itchy wig, my coquette scars.
Not to mention how much I love the taste of armpit apples! Sure my cousin makes them for me, but now I have a real taste for them!
McDonald's French fries, you say?
It seems so lazy?
My G G Grandfather raided a village, and by accident grabbed the 10 year old sister of the girl he wanted.
After 3 days her family showed up and wanted her back, but she told her family she saw what he was working with, and refused to go home.
They were married that night.
She had 22 children and lived to 98. He was 26 and worked every day as a Roofer untill he died at 70. 2 of the happiest people in the World.
So French fries, Eh?
Alright I'll try.
But I'm still going to powder my whole body, the lead feels so smooth, and help me to forget
underrated comment
I feel like this was more high society problems than average people problems, but maybe I'm wrong. Also you're amazing, i need your voice and tiny character in my life
In b4 you have a million subs & your videos get like, 4 mil views. Amazing!!!
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“Umm actually it’s Austria-Hungary”
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You didn't even mention eunuchs. I'm disappointed.
...1:09 is the top one literally sounds like a smut ad. As wise King Solomon said, "there is nothing new under the sun."
I wish I could find the kind of girl who wouldn't break down laughing at the suggestion of a date to McDonalds and some MTG. Maybe im just too ugly to get away with it.
Great content though 👍 im enjoying your channel.
Omg that traumatized goat at the end.. 😆
Oh i cant believe you done this.
My stomach hurts
Bring back the armpit apple
As an ugly old man that was once an ugly young man back in the day I can assure you, dating was easier.
glad this video got reccomended
new youtuber to watch acquired
Let's go on a date 😊
Carhartt is nice though 💛
1:19 so we never changed
Now I feel bad for being a single guy. 😂
If you know how to do it and are willing to teach people, why not make a course for "picking up women by poopie"???
Do you watch psych2Go about dating?
Okay boomer
I still think burning the whole village at 2:43 was overreacting 🥲
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im gonna start an argument with my bf because he didnt carve me a spoon to show his interest in me (ꐦ𝅒_𝅒）