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I had a stuffed polar bear named Baby Iceberg. I have no recollection of if that was the brand name or a name someone came up with, be it me or a family member. In high school I decided to give them to my first girlfriend because I thought it was an obvious sign of trust and affection. She never spoke to me again, and I was too afraid to ask for Baby Iceberg back. I have a replacement of the same kind that my grandma got, but it's just an object and a reminder of Baby Iceberg.

You remind me of Gaz from Invader Zim

4:38 oh no, I just remembered the biggest sins of human kind.

Why havnt i heard about leaf sheep?!

7:28 i'm sorry what

Pangolins are pretty fun. They got the armadillo's memo about armor for fighting bugs, but they went with the scale-mail route rather than plate mail, and honestly? Slay queen.

2:25 out of context is crazy

I am not even 10 seconds in and I despise this voice.

0:36 Ma'am that is a Pokemon

My favorite obscure animal is a member of the genus Pholidota. The Pangolin, also known as Scaly Anteaters, are mammals found in Asia and Africa. Pangolins have large scales on their body that are made of keratin, the same material found in fingernails and toenails. they are nocturnal, and as their alternate name suggests, they feed primarily on insects and termites with a long, thin tongue. they also dig burrows, which they stay in alone, as Pangolins aren't very social creatures. they only leave their burrows to find food and mate, where they will meet up once a year, and females will have litters of up to 3 offspring, where they'll be raised for about 2 years. they have similarities to the Armadillo, but are completely unrelated. it was also used as inspiration for Monster Hunter: World's own Bazelgeuse, a large flying wyvern with a similar body appearance to the Pangolin, who fly the area and carpet bomb the ground near prey and would-be predators, who also happens to be my favorite monster.

4:00 "It is the largest eagle..." -"Lol." Said Steller's sea eagle. "Lmao even."

Clearly, the only solution to this is to turn into a hivemind. Or evolve into crab....or return to monkey. I vote to evolve into crab, or otherwise be consumed by the fungi. The fungi already handle most of the problems on the planet, after all.

The barrelfish. It's a deep-sea fish with vestigial eyelids-they don't open. Instead what's left of the "eyes" *look straight up through the transparent skull.* _What._

what accent does she have

Praya Dubia. It's like if an eldritch god, a jellyfish, and a centipede made babies. Also you likely have never heard of it at all unless you're enthusiastic in marine life or have played Another Crab's Treasure.

Great.

I like jellyfishes because they start their life as something that looks exactly like a corral

Was the fluke pun intended?

Oh my DUDE my favorite creature (i don't say animal, because it's more complicated) is the praya dubia. It's a colony organism, a siphonophore, and looks like an elegant ten-meter sock at full growth. It is RAD AS HELL.

The spider comment, as an Australian we don’t burn the house down, it’s the spiders home now, we just live there

I’m only going to do ones in my area ( Pacific Northwest). Moon snails, huge sea snails that eat shellfish by slowly drilling a hole in their shell with a mouth rasp and sucking the tasty parts out. They lay eggs that look like a sand covered Gatorade bottle if you cut it in half and left the cap off the top. Rubber Boa, the northern most boa in the world. They are small ( 18”) and brown with a tail that looks their head . They coil upside down when threatened so their head is on the bottom and their tail waving around to get bit if a predator attacks. They are very slow and when you pick them up they furiously try to strangle your fingers or idk-absorb your body heat? but it’s super cute.

You are so funny❤

7:29 this sounds like an obscure fetish about to be made into a Skumbagovich bad art history video, and I'm all for it

Ok but who else thinks that the leaf slug would make an amazing grass type pokemon tho 🥬🐌✨

Poopie that is some very unfortunate weevil placement on the thumbnail ngl

Pretty sure that simulation is also a simulation

Gigantocypris is my favorite obscure creature cuz bro wtf even **is** it??

Number eight's name sucks. Imma call it the m'lady frog

Remember to always choose the lesser of two weevils.

My favourite obscure animal is an individual: a kakapo (a very rare New Zealand ground parrot) who, while still in the egg, was sat on too hard by his mother, crushing the shell. But kakapos are super rare, so the Department of Conservation actually managed to patch up the egg with tape, and he hatched healthy, and is now a fully grown adult. The local iwi gave him the name Ruapuke ^_^

My favorite animal is me 😁

My favorite obsure animal is the blue seadragon

4:24 fun fact harpy eagles are end game birds for falconers, because if you mess up once with these birds they will never forgive you. and they will hold a grudge, so you just have to release them and try again

Legit I just hang out w/ my childhood Teddy bear. Like we chill. I was an uncreative child so her name is Ballet Bear (BB for short) bc she’s a polar bear in a tutu. I make her sweaters and she eases my panic attacks. Win win in my opinion

I'm particularly fond of deep sea animals. They have to adapt to truly insane conditions and have therefore evolved strategies to deal with this inhospitable section of the ocean. A lot of them, including many anglerfish species, the gulper and pelican eels, and the black swallower are adapted consume animals sometimes twice their size to take advantage of a rare feeding opportunities. The many organisms that display bioluminescense is also magical. Going in a deep sea submersible is definitely a bucket list thing for me. Great video! Just one small nitpick: when writing scientific names, the species epithet is not capitalized. For example, the tripod fish (a bizarre abyssal plane inhabitant) would be Bathypterois grallator. It should be italicized too, but I don't think there's a way to do that in RUclips comments.

I didnt know some random space aliens can just make a oc and drop it over to our place

the behind of my desk looks like mycelium

Ima shrink to the size of a qurtar

When you said good luck to the guy mating with the blue whale... I know men, and somewhere out there is a diver who say, "Challenge accepted."

Dear Poopie, your narrative capabilities are flawless. Good job.

i identify as a sacoglossan

My favorite obscure animal is the potoo, Dude looks like what would happen if you gave garrys mod animation derp eyes to a bird

2:00 call apogee, say aardwolf. (none of you get this reference which means I'm more internet than you are)

I like silky anteaters and pangolins. Ones a miniature arboreal anteater and has the dopiest looking •U• face and the other is a polite armored gentleman that walks upright to protect its nails. The babies also ride on mom’s tail and it’s SO cute.

I love chinese water deer, those 'fangs' may be tusks but they still look simultaneously adorable and metal as hell ...also if we're talking about paleobiology, i have so many i could yap about for hours

the sugaring stuff idk what to call it, the most popular version of it is room temp and easy to use, it just hurts your fingers even more than it hurts the skin you're sugaring, epilation is the best, just power through it, it's all the smoothness of sugaring with none of the stickiness and struggle of it melting form the heat of your skin.

I have a love/hate relationship with demodex mites. They’re cool because they depend on me like a neat pet, and I can take them with me everywhere I go, but they suck because I get horribly itchy every time I remember they exist. Remembering them makes me want to peel off my skin and clean it with the aid of a knife and bleach. Also there are over sixty species and you have several on you at any given time. Also eye crusties in the morning are partially their eggs, poop and bodies. It’s kind of just terrible.

Me when capitalism causes problems but the solution isn't changing capitalism because you'll have those same problems in other systems, even though those systems disincentivizes that behaviour

The sturddlefish is the only time i think calling a creature a abomination is justified... All other strange creatures were evolved to look strange by the place they live... This thing is a literal freak accident of Nature