Small note to the kids show in the beginning: Those clips are completely cut out of context. He isn't trying to be mean or anything. It's the way he explains it for the small children watching. In reality hes actually very kind. ^^
I was about to write that. The show is called "Willi will's wissen" and is very sensitive and well thought through to explain things to small children. All the love for Willi! 😻
The TV show at the beginning is called "Willi wills wissen" (Willi wants to know) and is characterized by the fact that the presenter teaches the children to say things directly and ask questions instead of whispering. And the way it's done on the show is very good. The fact that he embarrasses himself there several times through his apparently wrong behavior is absolutely intentional and part of the show. This program is one of the few children's programs on German TV that still imparts knowledge to children. !
The idea, according to the producer, is to teach kids to work through embarrassing situations by try to learn from them instead of seeing it as a negative. Turning mistakes into opportunities for learning. Something schools should be doing, but utterly fail at.
for context regarding the crane-guy: he is an expert in building rollercoasters. He was contracted to overview a constructionsite in norway and the workers were not up to his german standards. Kranplätze müssen verdichtet werden! (cransites have to be compacted) is another legendary meme basically everyone has at least heard about.
Ronny and his temper are legendary, but he gets the job done and well, so he can scream all he likes. Best part is that he isn't even the boss, who ducks for cover when Ronny gets mad.
First of all he was right. Safety is a big thing when working with heavy and/or dangerous machines and tools. But the way he overdid his reaction on that problem is such a great example of choleric bosses not stopping complaining on lesser problems in that situation until in the end insulting people for almost nothing. He could have said to the other workers that the construction ground is not suitable for his crane and they shall fix it and call him when ready...
@@Matahalii Completely agree that he is somewhat choleric. However, having watched the documentary, this was not the first fuck-up of the contractor and due to the other fuck-ups the project was already behind the schedule quite a bit at that time. If I recall correctly, that made it a gamble whether they could wrap it up before the onset of winter. In these particular circumstances I find his outrage completely justified.
@@greatgrumble yeah absolutely right. I work in Construction and if you dont take this shit seriously people will die. Ive seen some pretty horiffic shit happen on construction sites, even if every worker follows security protcol. Peoples Lives are at stake, (and also potentially millions to billions of moneys in damages) so getting as angry as our boy Kranplatzverdichtung may not be the most professional, but its very understandable, especially after repeat offenses and incompetence.
this "hay laying around" joke has become pretty popular among any silly situations. and you can divide people in two groups: one group understands the joke, the other doesn't
I can understand the crane operator. If you call a crane you need to have a crane space prepared, else there is a high risk of the crane falling under load. The number one cause of death for crane operators are a faulty foundation, and wind warnings beeing ignored by the site manager, this is mainly for towercranes and not for mobile ones, but still he can't do his work. And if i had to drive a couple of hours, just to find it's for naught, i'd be pissed off as well.
Also if the ground is that "well" compacted already with the rollercoaster under construction this bears a damning light into the foundations of the coaster's supports.
War letztens Einkaufen bei Obi, habe ein Bandmaß mit 5 Metern gesehen und mir so komplett unterbewusst gedacht "Aha, sowas exportieren wir also nach Norwegen" 😆
for context regarding the hay in the porn...the producer didn´t know what to do with the masked guy, so he said, if we do it with a shit story, we´ll make it epically shit. And it worked, the scene is legendary in germany.
And yet nobody knows how the scene continues. Who put the hay there? Was the bj any good? And were the electrics ever fixed? Questions over questions...
another fact, the producer wanted this guy because of his "big machine", and as the guy appeared at the set, he said he would do it only with mask, because he had another job and was scared that he could be recognised by colleagues. So the producer had to improvise.
@@PintkonanThere is an article on the producer and the actor about this. The title of the flick is as hilarious as that scene, but I can't write it here or else RUclips won't show my comment :)
I could get some details wrong, because it's been a long time. But once, on one of these scam quiz shows they looked for animals, starting with the Letter "S". Most of the time, with these shows, it was like 12 correct answers. 2 were easy, to catfish the people, and the other answers were the absurdest stuff you can think of. So one guy calls and actually says "Stirnlappenbasilisk" (some kind of a lizard). Even as a German, being used to very long and complicated words, that is a weird one. The host of the show started to get nervous and actually started to offer him money to change his guess. But the caller stayed persistent and actually won the money because it was one of the answers. That really shows how terrible these quiz shows were. Still wondering how the guy knew the answer.... xD
You also have to consider with those "extremely dumb" answers like Dackel (no h), Habicht (2 h) and Hirsch (2 h) that they are most possibly fake calls so that people watching it think "Wow, these guys are dumb, I *need* to give it a go myself!" and call. It's the same principle like these game ads where you see people doing the dumbest shit in a game where you figured out the rules in 1s of watching it and the solution of the problem in 2s
@@Tzeentchmage Yes, I definitely think so too, 100 percent! Saying "Dackel" when they search for animals with "H" is an almost impossible level of stupidity. And those stupid answers happened too often. What an ugly, ugly way to manipulate the viewer.
The guy with the hair analysis, yes, that was Bayer Leverkusen...their coach at the time, Christoph Daum, was supposed to become the new coach of the German national team, then Uli Hoeneß (whom you may or may not know) made claims that Daum had a drug problem, so Daum did the hair analysis, and yeah, as you saw in the clip, when the results were in he admitted to having done cocaine, and didn't become the coach of the national team...
not just that, he was of course also fired by Bayer Leverkusen. I remember that press conference where then president Reiner Calmund announced the result.
@@Pintkonan fast vergessen, dass die deutsche memekultur älter als youtube ist, hab auch noch irgendwo ne CD mit Lord of the Weed rumfliegen und welche mit Sinnlos im Weltraum
The last guy 'Ronny' is such a legend, if you watch the full documentary you really get a lot of respect for this man. Everybody in his team owed him and honored him.
5:29: Some context: This was indeed taken from some documentary about a former "boxer" ("Der Boxprinz" from 2002) and this guy (who hanged himself a couple of years later in a boxing gym) was a pimp and associate of said "boxer" during his time as a criminal. And maybe the most important part is, that this wasn't just some random boxer but that documentary was about the life (and death) of "Vigo the Carpathian" from Ghostbuster 2 (or the very troubled german actor playing the character, who also played a small part in Die Hard and some Werner Herzog movie and many other small parts). There was another video about that guy (Norbert Grupe) on youtube (that also referenced that scene from the documentary) but sadly it was taken down. But you can still find it elsewhere when looking for "No Small Parts #13: Norbert Grupe".
Don’t worry about Willi Weitzel making fun about disabilities. He is always laughing with his interview partners and is a gentle listener. He talked to homeless men in 2009 and even slept outside next to them in park in Munich. Unfortunately the men were violently attacked that very night. That happens more often than people know. Willi got hit hard on his forehead, needed stitches and the scar will remain with him. He made 180 episodes of „Willi wants to know“. His goal is to introduce children to science and social developments. Always with a sense of humour.
Problem is still that if you make the other people the butt of your joke, no matter how funny yourself believe, it is still legitimate to call that rude. If the other party doesn't, that's all well and good. But just because he intends to be joking doesn't shield **anyone** from criticism. No matter the intend.
@@Dreagostini His show was aimed at small children. This is why he interacts with other people how toddlers might do. His questions and statements were not meant as jokes. They are supposed to mimic the innocent but unfiltered questions and statements of a toddler. It's definitely not rude.
@@greatgrumble A toddler is a Kleinkind. So I can say: No. This show wasn't aimed at toddlers. Because toddlers can barely talk in full sentences or comprehend an explanation about inclusiveness.
@@Dreagostini You are right, "toddler" does not translate to German how I thought it would. However, my point still stands with children older than a toddler. Judging from your other comments, you have made up your mind anyway desperately trying to find sth. offensive about these clips.
You should know that Willi (second clip) moderates a show for kids. So it may seem blunt and insensitive but this are the questions kids often have and he asks them. After that he teaches them the emathic and correct way
I've actually witnessed a very large mobile crane fully tip over sideways 😂 just like that operator said, due to insufficient ground support. It looks like its falling slowly because staring at the stretched 50m long arm in the sky you don't have any reference points... once it decends below the treeline you get an "ohsh_t!" moment... followed by "OH SH_T!" moment when you feel the earth shaking by the massive crane head slamming into the ground, digging in a good meter and half. Lovely... shut it down! Just sheer luck no one died b'cuz it fell straight over a busy commercial house construction site with a full load of concrete in a pour funnel.
For the "Hay laying around" clip: afaik, the producer of the film was on another german tv show, when upon being asked, he explained that the malee actor didnt want to be recognised so he took thee opportunity to make something really wird (which i think hed always wanted to do anyway) and just randomly added some hay and the nonsensical diaologue
About the kids' show: The guy's character is called Willi and he asks the question a child might ask. Kids don't see the insult in him being able to walk, they just see the difference in him and the people in wheelchairs.
So children are not asble to understand the rhethoric of: "Look what I can do and you don't" because children never ever get jealous about anything or feel being on a backfoot if they don't also can do or get something whatsoever, correct?
@@Dreagostini "Look, what I can do and you can't" is insulting when you say it in a mocking way. He was saying it in a curious way, not in a mockung way. They will be able to tell that apart. Also every person in a wheelchair knows they can't walk while other people can. It's actually really healthy, especially for children but for adults too, to name the obvious instead of shying around it. Because it is reality that not everybody can do everything in the same way. The earlier kids understand that, just as facts whithout judgement, the easier they will learn to cope with differences in people. If you tell a kid they can become and do anything they want without it being grounded in reality, that's how you seed jealousy.
@@piiinkDeluxe No. You sow jealousy through establishment of inferiority. That can happen by it's own - so the child concludes without any further input that itself is inferior or is treated inferior to others -, through socialisation - for example always giving it what it wants, also called spoiling -, but also praying on insecurities or deliberatly putting the finger in a wound, for example with "look what I can do and you can't". Tbh. it's kinda better to have a physical disability, because if the child gets angry and frustrated.. it literally can't change the fact. It just can change it's mindset. I'd like btw. that you keep your strawman to yourself. No one is telling anyone that they can be everything they want more or less since the dawn of the information age. That's roughly 20 years ago. And I really hate it, when stupid people try to make it look like that children are promised being able to fly, if that's not the case. The most predominant part about all of this is that children and young adults have, since milennia, the opportunity not to have to play the card they're dealt. You don't want to work under these circumstances? Good. They're awful. Don't do it. The problem lies more in the hypocracy of parents and older people yelling from the rooftops that they want their children/ the following generations to have it better than they had, and then - on brand - get jealous when they do, so they start complaining, because they feel inferiated. "What? They don't have to suffer like I did? Well than we have to make them!". Starting with being blunt towards children with disabilities, because they **have** to learn it the hard way. Why should we change and make it less hard on people. Sometimes I really wished I had such limited thinking capabilities, so I just wouldn't care, too. On the other hand: look what I can do! Emphathise! Understand complex sociatial developments and interdependencies. What a marvel the human brain is. Where were we? Ah, yes. It was just an edited part. Because 90s and early 2000s are known to be fully inclusive and are perfect in every aspect to excuse, ehh, in execution. Nothing to be critisiced and dare you do it anyway! And before you continue germansplaining.. I know the Show Willy will's wissen. Because I watched it. But somehow I don't have to defend it in the trenches. Maybe that#s my giga monkey brain.
@@Dreagostini i definitely agree on the spoiling part. "Putting a finger in a wound with 'look what I can do and you can't'" - that implies there is a wound there. Believe it or not, there are people who accept their disability, including children. So if you remove the emotional connotation, "i can walk and you can't" is just a factual statement. That is my main point.
@@Ragnar8504 Additionally, Carinthians are well-known for being racist, even for Austrian standards. She was probably an avid Haider voter before that dude did his only good action ever and removed a horrible person from the world.
My favorite German meme must be the "Coke Zero Oma" followed by the "Warum ich hab ihm nichts getan Opa" 😂 both of these have legendary status and I would definitely recommend them both
It comforts me to know that many people here are familiar with good old Willi. His behavior often brings to mind that of a child in certain situations. He asks the same, usually simple questions, straightforward and very direct. Children don't typically consider how to phrase questions. They usually learn this from society later on, as they are expected to always ask the right questions and avoid unpleasant topics. My wife is a wheelchair user herself and one day a child approached her and candidly asked how she washes herself and goes to the toilet. Since she obviously can't stand or walk like others, the question was completely understandable. The child's mother was embarrassed and mentioned that one shouldn't ask such things. My wife stepped in and asked the mother why the child wasn't allowed to ask something like that. After all, she had questions and as long as the person in question was willing to provide answers, the child should be given the chance to receive them. My point is that such programs are crucial. Children should learn to ask questions without being discouraged by their parents. However, since reality often differs and such situations rarely arise in everyday life, it would be beneficial for children to be able to discuss such topics in a child-friendly program.
6:20 the best part is missing ... shortly after smacking this mans soul out of his body he sees his buddy werner and cheerfully greets him like nothing happened.
The "boxer" who knocked out the man on the street was Stefan Henschel. He was one of the most powerful and successful pimps and brothel owners in St.Pauli in the 70s and 80s. After losing everything, he hanged himself on the hook on his punching bag.
for context regarding the pepper spray security convention: if you listen carefully to the accent of the gadget, it sound pritty much like in the nazi time (in context with (pepper spray = gas = gas that used in concentration camps).
That TV show at the beginning is out of context in an absolutely evil way. "Willy will's wissen" (Willy want to know it) was a show for very little children. And Willy acted /asked how little children would do. In particular the vid with the wheelchairs. At the end of this clip, the children are heroes because they don't be botherd by their disability but enjoy their lifes and play basketball as a team. Put something out of Context to blame someone be mean is just a d**kmove...
2:05 that was Christoph Daum who at the time was at Bayer Leverkusen and designated future coach of the German national team. Though mostly remembered for the cocaine situation these days, his achievements with Stuttgart, Austria Wien, Beşiktaş and Fenerbahçe are not to be scoffed at
The first one was hilarious! I saw once a video of a guy who unloaded a huge amount of beer crates out of his car while it was burning. Nothing more valuable than beer! XD
Everybody knows that the ground for crane places needs to be compacted, right? "Nichtskönner" is the word. Literaly translated it would be "Person who is able to do nothing right". ("Könner"=A person who is very good at doing something, "Nichts"=Nothing, so it is neglecting the "Könner")
The actual translation used in the video "jack-of-no-trades" is actually absolutely on point. The "jack of all trades" is actually an english idiom for "Alleskönner."
german here and i was laughing so hard a couple times there. especially the guy at the end reminded me a lot of the german culture when he says "they dont even have a measuring tape that is 8m long" *translated xDDD
"Kranplätze müssen verdichtet sein!!!" (crane places have to be compacted) should be switched to the lyrics of our national anthem. Haha. And Michiiiiiiii is a superhero. He safe all the beer.
The really funny thing about the porn scene is, that it has become so widely know, that it is now generalized to making fun of random weird and arbitrary situations that come up, where you then react by asking "Warum liegt denn hier Stroh?" - why is there straw lying here - and everyone laughs, because they know what you're referring to.
Hey Mert! You have to react to "Stablerfahrer Klaus"! 😂 A (german classic) video. Brutal, but funny. It's often used by driving-schools for show how NOT to use a forklift 😂👍 Greetings from germany ❤🇩🇪
4:30 This is from a platform called YouNow which was popular some years ago in Germany. There were no quality standards, no moderation and no protection for minors from adult content etc. The platform became a freakshow in short time, many streamers were either totally naive (like the kid in the video) or just antisocial. This made YouNow a paradise for trolls. Unfortunately, the whole lack of moderation and child protection measures made this platform also an hunting ground for a certain kind of people who should have in no way contact to minors.
The "Willi wills wissen" ("Willy wants to know") show actually contained the parts with the wheelchair and looks quite offensive today... Christoph Daum was a world class football trainer also considered to be the next national team's coach before he stumbled accross his drug issues. All of those Memes are pure gold.
The manager of Bayer Leverkusen was Christoph Daum. A former manager in the 90/20 in the Bundesliga. He got charged and lost his job through the consummation of cocaine. There is Song in the Football scene in Germany about him and his cocaine tryout.
The thing with that scam TV quiz show also is that some of those really dumb answers come from people who are hired to do that. Their phone call gets through, they give an idiotic answer and people might think "damn they are so stupid I might try it myself"...
Hey again, Stefan from Dortmund [Germany]: the Kid's TV Show is called "WWW", which doesn't relate to World Wide Web ... "Willy will's wissen" - Great! I'm 53 and enjoyed it a lot! Maybe it looks harsh and unpolite as he spoke to kids in wheelchairs ... BUT: he isn't. He's tellng "normal" kids, they're able to stand up like he does - others don't. The message is: there other ones in your age who cannot - obay rules to keep them inside !! And - of course - legendary pictures of our future National Couch: on the backside of Germany's shirt was "Keine Macht den Drogen" [similar to we fight against drugs] ... unfortunately he ran away from our cops, escaped to the U.S., his treatment was killed and he had to consider it ... quite funny at all ...
no that guy was not mocking those wheelchair kids. its a kids show. kids ask questions like why cant you walk? whats with your hands? he explains all those to the viewers.
6:20 You missed the most offensive one: The gas salesman. He (and his device) talk with an east German accent which is not very popular in the rest of Germany and always sounds a little bit funny. Together with that poor recording of his device and the context of gas it sounds a little bit like a speech of our darkest history.
actually there are some adult movies which want to have some kind of a story, like the electritian who shows up at the home of a women, but it's so hillirious so it got a meme because people who understand the meme have seen the movie (ok acutally this is no longer true as the meme got even international)
The hay laying there is also a giant fire risk and would get you a angry note from the city's utlities pretty quick, so if the masked guy reports it (and he has to) shes in trouble. The plot there is actually deeper than you think!. though im sure they did not think about that..
The Bayer Leverkusen Coach's name is Christoph Daum and the case was veeeeery famous back then. He got kicked out of soccer for a couple of years because of this cocaine consumption. These two Interviews shown here make him a legend to this day. The way he laughs as he says the hair analysis has been a mistake is just so hillarious 😂
3:46 why did they cut this clip so fast, it gets even better! In the end she calls him "asoziales Element" (asocial element) 😂 I love this insult so much hahahahahaha (it's not a real insult, I've never heard it before, but this granny slayed it)
the german jacks-of-no-trades "nichtskönner" means if directly translated: they aren't able to do anything. "nichts" means nothing, "könner" is the noun of "können" which means "can/ be able to"
Some more context for the scam quiz show: The people calling with ridiculous answers are paid actors. They pay people a small amount to call a number (which is not the same as the one that costs to call) and say certain things or randomly press digits on their phone
The last clip has something to do with RULES ... and "things you HAVE TO DO" ... because he is supposed to put up a BIG MULTI-TON CRANE ... and these need a SOLID BASE TO STAND ON ... but they are in an "earthy / muddy building site", which means YOU NEED TO COMPACT THE GROUND BEFORE THE CRANE CAN BE PUT UP. This SHOULD HAVE been done before he arrived ... but someone (probably a bureaucrat / "pencil pusher") didnt know about this.
Here are some memes i won't forget, the "Ich muss raus Kid(Bus)" " Big tasty boy" and "Kai der brecher vol. 48 (Blutsauger)" I don't know if there are sub versions in the Web but i love them😂
the whole Christoph Daum is a lot deeper..... in the end, he is great coach, good man but he really messed up the chance of being national team coach with that :D
About the boxer docu @ 5:51: Many sources claim, that guy got hit by no reason, however while they were filming the interview, that guy tried to hit on the (obviously female) interview partner.
8:24 I don't really now to properly translate it but basically people who can't do anything properly. From "nichts" (nothing) and "können" (can), but here turned into a noun "Könner" (canner?). That's the meaning behind it
the dude of the kids show is Willi (Willi wills wissen / Willi wants to know). This isn´t a mean way of him asking. Its meant to be as if a Kid is asking. So the conversations can be easily understood by children!
1:20 yeah, he wasn’t mocking them though. He just accidentally made it WAY more offensive then he should have, even more so because this is a kids show. He made the script for that episode pretty badly though, but the other episodes, they are actually pretty great for a kids show. It was just one episode that made this guy a meme😂
Small note to the kids show in the beginning:
Those clips are completely cut out of context. He isn't trying to be mean or anything. It's the way he explains it for the small children watching.
In reality hes actually very kind. ^^
I was about to write that. The show is called "Willi will's wissen" and is very sensitive and well thought through to explain things to small children. All the love for Willi! 😻
Exactly. The only reason he seems so unrmpathic is because he tries to ask the questions as a kid would and they wouldnt mean harm either. Great guy
Exactly, it's the concept to ask like a child would do.
This is important context.
The TV show at the beginning is called "Willi wills wissen" (Willi wants to know) and is characterized by the fact that the presenter teaches the children to say things directly and ask questions instead of whispering.
And the way it's done on the show is very good.
The fact that he embarrasses himself there several times through his apparently wrong behavior is absolutely intentional and part of the show.
This program is one of the few children's programs on German TV that still imparts knowledge to children. !
The idea, according to the producer, is to teach kids to work through embarrassing situations by try to learn from them instead of seeing it as a negative. Turning mistakes into opportunities for learning. Something schools should be doing, but utterly fail at.
The rest is just "We are going to die by climate change if you don't obey the green party!"
That really is nothing at all a school should do... that's parenting 101
some of the clips are also aus dem zusammenhang gerissen
@@Hypex141 'out of context' is the expression you were looking for
for context regarding the crane-guy: he is an expert in building rollercoasters. He was contracted to overview a constructionsite in norway and the workers were not up to his german standards.
Kranplätze müssen verdichtet werden! (cransites have to be compacted) is another legendary meme basically everyone has at least heard about.
Hal die Fresse du deutsche Wurst mit deiner deutschen Art. Steck die nen deutschen Kran auf deutsche Art in den Arsch
Ronny and his temper are legendary, but he gets the job done and well, so he can scream all he likes. Best part is that he isn't even the boss, who ducks for cover when Ronny gets mad.
Now a whole generation of Germans know that KRANPLÄTZE MÜSSEN VERDICHTET SEIN!
older german adult movies are notoriously awful with their stories and dialogues, theres entire compilations just of weird adult movie dialogues ^^
The most creative part of German adult movies were the titles.
The most known one probably is: "Ich wollte nur mal die Uniform anprobieren" and "ALARM!"
And whats with "Warum liegt hier Heu?"
@@heermannmorrerno one knows
Don't forget bangers like "Schneetittchen und die 7 Perversen". Goethe would be jealous.
The guy with his crane rant may have saved a couple of lives and money with his infamous rant there on camera. Spreading awareness like no other
Kranplätze! Müssen! Verdichtet! Sein!
First of all he was right. Safety is a big thing when working with heavy and/or dangerous machines and tools. But the way he overdid his reaction on that problem is such a great example of choleric bosses not stopping complaining on lesser problems in that situation until in the end insulting people for almost nothing. He could have said to the other workers that the construction ground is not suitable for his crane and they shall fix it and call him when ready...
@@Matahalii Completely agree that he is somewhat choleric. However, having watched the documentary, this was not the first fuck-up of the contractor and due to the other fuck-ups the project was already behind the schedule quite a bit at that time. If I recall correctly, that made it a gamble whether they could wrap it up before the onset of winter. In these particular circumstances I find his outrage completely justified.
@@greatgrumble yeah absolutely right. I work in Construction and if you dont take this shit seriously people will die. Ive seen some pretty horiffic shit happen on construction sites, even if every worker follows security protcol. Peoples Lives are at stake, (and also potentially millions to billions of moneys in damages) so getting as angry as our boy Kranplatzverdichtung may not be the most professional, but its very understandable, especially after repeat offenses and incompetence.
this "hay laying around" joke has become pretty popular among any silly situations.
and you can divide people in two groups: one group understands the joke, the other doesn't
And till this day, no one knows, why there is straw 😛
@@mrchronos3374 As long as it gets "the job" done, nobody cares either 😁
There is also a documentary or something like that about that meme on YT
Isn't that the case with every insider?
This has also appeared in the german localization of Monster Hunter World, one of the available room decorations (with hay) references this.
I can understand the crane operator.
If you call a crane you need to have a crane space prepared, else there is a high risk of the crane falling under load.
The number one cause of death for crane operators are a faulty foundation, and wind warnings beeing ignored by the site manager,
this is mainly for towercranes and not for mobile ones, but still he can't do his work.
And if i had to drive a couple of hours, just to find it's for naught,
i'd be pissed off as well.
Also if the ground is that "well" compacted already with the rollercoaster under construction this bears a damning light into the foundations of the coaster's supports.
„Ham die kein Bandmaß was 8m lang ist“ ist so eine gute Art zu sagen, dass jemand nicht mehr alle Latten am Zaun hat. 😂
Gute Idee! Werd ich ab 2024 nutzen 😅
War letztens Einkaufen bei Obi, habe ein Bandmaß mit 5 Metern gesehen und mir so komplett unterbewusst gedacht "Aha, sowas exportieren wir also nach Norwegen" 😆
for context regarding the hay in the porn...the producer didn´t know what to do with the masked guy, so he said, if we do it with a shit story, we´ll make it epically shit. And it worked, the scene is legendary in germany.
And yet nobody knows how the scene continues. Who put the hay there? Was the bj any good? And were the electrics ever fixed? Questions over questions...
another fact, the producer wanted this guy because of his "big machine", and as the guy appeared at the set, he said he would do it only with mask, because he had another job and was scared that he could be recognised by colleagues. So the producer had to improvise.
@@TheAgamemnon911 in fact nobody knows the actual porn. or if its good or bad and how the story ends-
@@PintkonanThere is an article on the producer and the actor about this. The title of the flick is as hilarious as that scene, but I can't write it here or else RUclips won't show my comment :)
@@Ink_25 yeah i know xD what i meant to say is that the meme is so famous that it completely overshadows the whole porn. i expressed myself bad.
I could get some details wrong, because it's been a long time. But once, on one of these scam quiz shows they looked for animals, starting with the Letter "S". Most of the time, with these shows, it was like 12 correct answers. 2 were easy, to catfish the people, and the other answers were the absurdest stuff you can think of. So one guy calls and actually says "Stirnlappenbasilisk" (some kind of a lizard). Even as a German, being used to very long and complicated words, that is a weird one. The host of the show started to get nervous and actually started to offer him money to change his guess. But the caller stayed persistent and actually won the money because it was one of the answers. That really shows how terrible these quiz shows were. Still wondering how the guy knew the answer.... xD
You also have to consider with those "extremely dumb" answers like Dackel (no h), Habicht (2 h) and Hirsch (2 h) that they are most possibly fake calls so that people watching it think "Wow, these guys are dumb, I *need* to give it a go myself!" and call. It's the same principle like these game ads where you see people doing the dumbest shit in a game where you figured out the rules in 1s of watching it and the solution of the problem in 2s
@@Tzeentchmage Yes, I definitely think so too, 100 percent! Saying "Dackel" when they search for animals with "H" is an almost impossible level of stupidity. And those stupid answers happened too often. What an ugly, ugly way to manipulate the viewer.
The same with Hütchenspiele (shell games), where an accomplice plays the game and is really dumb not following the ball.
Probably the guy looked up the longest animal name starting with S
He had a pet "Stirnlappenbasilisk" at home, that's also why he was so insistent, he wanted to guess his pet animal. He says so in the clip.
"Kranplätze müssen verdichtet sein!"
Best German meme besides "Rüdiger, nicht so tief!"
"KEINE CAPRIOLEN RÜDIGER"
Gar nichts - zusammenpacken - Ende!
The guy with the hair analysis, yes, that was Bayer Leverkusen...their coach at the time, Christoph Daum, was supposed to become the new coach of the German national team, then Uli Hoeneß (whom you may or may not know) made claims that Daum had a drug problem, so Daum did the hair analysis, and yeah, as you saw in the clip, when the results were in he admitted to having done cocaine, and didn't become the coach of the national team...
You forgot that he is Vice Master Daum, forever
not just that, he was of course also fired by Bayer Leverkusen. I remember that press conference where then president Reiner Calmund announced the result.
Gabelstaplerfahrer Klaus (Forklift operator Klaus) is a timeless masterpiece
oh ja mann, den habe ich noch auf ner cd, das ist echt der shit, da bricht man jedesmal weg xD
@@Pintkonan fast vergessen, dass die deutsche memekultur älter als youtube ist, hab auch noch irgendwo ne CD mit Lord of the Weed rumfliegen und welche mit Sinnlos im Weltraum
The last guy 'Ronny' is such a legend, if you watch the full documentary you really get a lot of respect for this man. Everybody in his team owed him and honored him.
5:29: Some context: This was indeed taken from some documentary about a former "boxer" ("Der Boxprinz" from 2002) and this guy (who hanged himself a couple of years later in a boxing gym) was a pimp and associate of said "boxer" during his time as a criminal. And maybe the most important part is, that this wasn't just some random boxer but that documentary was about the life (and death) of "Vigo the Carpathian" from Ghostbuster 2 (or the very troubled german actor playing the character, who also played a small part in Die Hard and some Werner Herzog movie and many other small parts). There was another video about that guy (Norbert Grupe) on youtube (that also referenced that scene from the documentary) but sadly it was taken down. But you can still find it elsewhere when looking for "No Small Parts #13: Norbert Grupe".
Don’t worry about Willi Weitzel making fun about disabilities. He is always laughing with his interview partners and is a gentle listener. He talked to homeless men in 2009 and even slept outside next to them in park in Munich. Unfortunately the men were violently attacked that very night. That happens more often than people know. Willi got hit hard on his forehead, needed stitches and the scar will remain with him. He made 180 episodes of „Willi wants to know“.
His goal is to introduce children to science and social developments. Always with a sense of humour.
Problem is still that if you make the other people the butt of your joke, no matter how funny yourself believe, it is still legitimate to call that rude. If the other party doesn't, that's all well and good. But just because he intends to be joking doesn't shield **anyone** from criticism. No matter the intend.
@@Dreagostini In a real situation, perhaps. In "WIlli Will's Wissen"; he is embarrassing himself in the same way a kid might.
@@Dreagostini His show was aimed at small children. This is why he interacts with other people how toddlers might do. His questions and statements were not meant as jokes. They are supposed to mimic the innocent but unfiltered questions and statements of a toddler. It's definitely not rude.
@@greatgrumble A toddler is a Kleinkind. So I can say: No. This show wasn't aimed at toddlers. Because toddlers can barely talk in full sentences or comprehend an explanation about inclusiveness.
@@Dreagostini You are right, "toddler" does not translate to German how I thought it would. However, my point still stands with children older than a toddler.
Judging from your other comments, you have made up your mind anyway desperately trying to find sth. offensive about these clips.
The crane in Norway video. He jumped into the what they thought was enough for a crane and he fell right through it. That is why he is so angry!
You should know that Willi (second clip) moderates a show for kids. So it may seem blunt and insensitive but this are the questions kids often have and he asks them. After that he teaches them the emathic and correct way
"Kranplätze MÜSSEN VERDICHTET sein!" 😂 - love this meme
The crane guy had all reasons to be mad - the ground could have collapsed and send the whole crane down the hill.
I've actually witnessed a very large mobile crane fully tip over sideways 😂 just like that operator said, due to insufficient ground support. It looks like its falling slowly because staring at the stretched 50m long arm in the sky you don't have any reference points... once it decends below the treeline you get an "ohsh_t!" moment... followed by "OH SH_T!" moment when you feel the earth shaking by the massive crane head slamming into the ground, digging in a good meter and half. Lovely... shut it down! Just sheer luck no one died b'cuz it fell straight over a busy commercial house construction site with a full load of concrete in a pour funnel.
For the "Hay laying around" clip:
afaik, the producer of the film was on another german tv show, when upon being asked, he explained that the malee actor didnt want to be recognised so he took thee opportunity to make something really wird (which i think hed always wanted to do anyway) and just randomly added some hay and the nonsensical diaologue
About the kids' show: The guy's character is called Willi and he asks the question a child might ask.
Kids don't see the insult in him being able to walk, they just see the difference in him and the people in wheelchairs.
So children are not asble to understand the rhethoric of: "Look what I can do and you don't" because children never ever get jealous about anything or feel being on a backfoot if they don't also can do or get something whatsoever, correct?
@@Dreagostini "Look, what I can do and you can't" is insulting when you say it in a mocking way.
He was saying it in a curious way, not in a mockung way. They will be able to tell that apart.
Also every person in a wheelchair knows they can't walk while other people can. It's actually really healthy, especially for children but for adults too, to name the obvious instead of shying around it.
Because it is reality that not everybody can do everything in the same way. The earlier kids understand that, just as facts whithout judgement, the easier they will learn to cope with differences in people.
If you tell a kid they can become and do anything they want without it being grounded in reality, that's how you seed jealousy.
@@Dreagostini also, keep in mind the clip is cut, that makes it stand out way more. It is just one sentence from a full interaction.
@@piiinkDeluxe No. You sow jealousy through establishment of inferiority. That can happen by it's own - so the child concludes without any further input that itself is inferior or is treated inferior to others -, through socialisation - for example always giving it what it wants, also called spoiling -, but also praying on insecurities or deliberatly putting the finger in a wound, for example with "look what I can do and you can't".
Tbh. it's kinda better to have a physical disability, because if the child gets angry and frustrated.. it literally can't change the fact. It just can change it's mindset.
I'd like btw. that you keep your strawman to yourself. No one is telling anyone that they can be everything they want more or less since the dawn of the information age. That's roughly 20 years ago. And I really hate it, when stupid people try to make it look like that children are promised being able to fly, if that's not the case. The most predominant part about all of this is that children and young adults have, since milennia, the opportunity not to have to play the card they're dealt. You don't want to work under these circumstances? Good. They're awful. Don't do it. The problem lies more in the hypocracy of parents and older people yelling from the rooftops that they want their children/ the following generations to have it better than they had, and then - on brand - get jealous when they do, so they start complaining, because they feel inferiated. "What? They don't have to suffer like I did? Well than we have to make them!".
Starting with being blunt towards children with disabilities, because they **have** to learn it the hard way. Why should we change and make it less hard on people.
Sometimes I really wished I had such limited thinking capabilities, so I just wouldn't care, too. On the other hand: look what I can do! Emphathise! Understand complex sociatial developments and interdependencies. What a marvel the human brain is.
Where were we? Ah, yes. It was just an edited part. Because 90s and early 2000s are known to be fully inclusive and are perfect in every aspect to excuse, ehh, in execution. Nothing to be critisiced and dare you do it anyway!
And before you continue germansplaining.. I know the Show Willy will's wissen. Because I watched it. But somehow I don't have to defend it in the trenches. Maybe that#s my giga monkey brain.
@@Dreagostini i definitely agree on the spoiling part.
"Putting a finger in a wound with 'look what I can do and you can't'" - that implies there is a wound there.
Believe it or not, there are people who accept their disability, including children. So if you remove the emotional connotation, "i can walk and you can't" is just a factual statement. That is my main point.
When you are native speaking German, but you need the subtitles to understand the old lady
I think she spoke Carinthian
@@davidwuhrer6704 Exactly, she's from Austria. Apparently the video is from 2021 and she's well-known for getting mad at people.
@@Ragnar8504 Additionally, Carinthians are well-known for being racist, even for Austrian standards. She was probably an avid Haider voter before that dude did his only good action ever and removed a horrible person from the world.
My favorite German meme must be the "Coke Zero Oma" followed by the "Warum ich hab ihm nichts getan Opa" 😂 both of these have legendary status and I would definitely recommend them both
It comforts me to know that many people here are familiar with good old Willi. His behavior often brings to mind that of a child in certain situations. He asks the same, usually simple questions, straightforward and very direct. Children don't typically consider how to phrase questions. They usually learn this from society later on, as they are expected to always ask the right questions and avoid unpleasant topics.
My wife is a wheelchair user herself and one day a child approached her and candidly asked how she washes herself and goes to the toilet. Since she obviously can't stand or walk like others, the question was completely understandable. The child's mother was embarrassed and mentioned that one shouldn't ask such things. My wife stepped in and asked the mother why the child wasn't allowed to ask something like that. After all, she had questions and as long as the person in question was willing to provide answers, the child should be given the chance to receive them.
My point is that such programs are crucial. Children should learn to ask questions without being discouraged by their parents. However, since reality often differs and such situations rarely arise in everyday life, it would be beneficial for children to be able to discuss such topics in a child-friendly program.
6:20 the best part is missing ... shortly after smacking this mans soul out of his body he sees his buddy werner and cheerfully greets him like nothing happened.
The "boxer" who knocked out the man on the street was Stefan Henschel. He was one of the most powerful and successful pimps and brothel owners in St.Pauli in the 70s and 80s. After losing everything, he hanged himself on the hook on his punching bag.
kein großer Verlust würde ich sagen 👻
With that kinda slap, the job was obvious
Watched all those memes hundreds of times but your commentary made me laugh hard, beautifully done
for context regarding the pepper spray security convention: if you listen carefully to the accent of the gadget, it sound pritty much like in the nazi time (in context with (pepper spray = gas = gas that used in concentration camps).
Germany was also the country who first invented and deployed poinsonous gas in ww1.
I so feel like that crane driver some days. And I react like him as well, ask my colleagues.
That TV show at the beginning is out of context in an absolutely evil way. "Willy will's wissen" (Willy want to know it) was a show for very little children. And Willy acted /asked how little children would do.
In particular the vid with the wheelchairs. At the end of this clip, the children are heroes because they don't be botherd by their disability but enjoy their lifes and play basketball as a team.
Put something out of Context to blame someone be mean is just a d**kmove...
2:05 that was Christoph Daum who at the time was at Bayer Leverkusen and designated future coach of the German national team. Though mostly remembered for the cocaine situation these days, his achievements with Stuttgart, Austria Wien, Beşiktaş and Fenerbahçe are not to be scoffed at
The first one was hilarious! I saw once a video of a guy who unloaded a huge amount of beer crates out of his car while it was burning. Nothing more valuable than beer! XD
The „Sonst wird Gas freigesetzt!“ is one of my favourites, lol. I love your accent btw 💙🤍
Everybody knows that the ground for crane places needs to be compacted, right?
"Nichtskönner" is the word. Literaly translated it would be "Person who is able to do nothing right". ("Könner"=A person who is very good at doing something, "Nichts"=Nothing, so it is neglecting the "Könner")
*negating, rather than neglecting, I'd say
The actual translation used in the video "jack-of-no-trades" is actually absolutely on point. The "jack of all trades" is actually an english idiom for "Alleskönner."
Ich würds eher übersetzen mit Hansdampf in allen Gassen oder Tausendsassa@@tostrmofo6686
That pimp slapping the fool in that documentary is legendary 😂
I needed a bit more pre-run, because it was so random out of nowhere
Warum liegt hier Stroh?
Warum hast du ne Maske auf?
Hmm, dann blas mir doch einen.
Most legendary moment of German improv comedy in history
german here and i was laughing so hard a couple times there. especially the guy at the end reminded me a lot of the german culture when he says "they dont even have a measuring tape that is 8m long" *translated xDDD
"Kranplätze müssen verdichtet sein!!!" (crane places have to be compacted) should be switched to the lyrics of our national anthem. Haha. And Michiiiiiiii is a superhero. He safe all the beer.
Dear Mert, thanks! I didn't know most of those, I laughed so hard. Exzellent translation, btw.
I've got a bunch a people in my social circle that are really chill, but as soon as something goes sideways they blow up like the last guy XD
The really funny thing about the porn scene is, that it has become so widely know, that it is now generalized to making fun of random weird and arbitrary situations that come up, where you then react by asking "Warum liegt denn hier Stroh?" - why is there straw lying here - and everyone laughs, because they know what you're referring to.
Ahh some of the all time German classic memes
Hey Mert! You have to react to "Stablerfahrer Klaus"! 😂
A (german classic) video. Brutal, but funny.
It's often used by driving-schools for show how NOT to use a forklift 😂👍
Greetings from germany ❤🇩🇪
that children's tv show is called willy will's wissen. you can watch more of it if you want
In Germany every kid knows that crane sites have to be compacted.
Old German ladies can be really nice, but never ever mess with them, you don't want to see them being angry with you!
4:30 This is from a platform called YouNow which was popular some years ago in Germany. There were no quality standards, no moderation and no protection for minors from adult content etc. The platform became a freakshow in short time, many streamers were either totally naive (like the kid in the video) or just antisocial. This made YouNow a paradise for trolls.
Unfortunately, the whole lack of moderation and child protection measures made this platform also an hunting ground for a certain kind of people who should have in no way contact to minors.
Ok but that „Kranplätze müssen verdichtet sein“ is probably THE German meme, it has so many different amazing quotes, it’s just comedy gold
The "Willi wills wissen" ("Willy wants to know") show actually contained the parts with the wheelchair and looks quite offensive today...
Christoph Daum was a world class football trainer also considered to be the next national team's coach before he stumbled accross his drug issues.
All of those Memes are pure gold.
I had some pretty hard laughs when revisiting these memes, thank you sharing this
The manager of Bayer Leverkusen was Christoph Daum. A former manager in the 90/20 in the Bundesliga. He got charged and lost his job through the consummation of cocaine. There is Song in the Football scene in Germany about him and his cocaine tryout.
The thing with that scam TV quiz show also is that some of those really dumb answers come from people who are hired to do that.
Their phone call gets through, they give an idiotic answer and people might think "damn they are so stupid I might try it myself"...
Hey again,
Stefan from Dortmund [Germany]: the Kid's TV Show is called "WWW", which doesn't relate to World Wide Web ... "Willy will's wissen" - Great! I'm 53 and enjoyed it a lot! Maybe it looks harsh and unpolite as he spoke to kids in wheelchairs ... BUT: he isn't. He's tellng "normal" kids, they're able to stand up like he does - others don't. The message is: there other ones in your age who cannot - obay rules to keep them inside !!
And - of course - legendary pictures of our future National Couch: on the backside of Germany's shirt was "Keine Macht den Drogen" [similar to we fight against drugs] ... unfortunately he ran away from our cops, escaped to the U.S., his treatment was killed and he had to consider it ... quite funny at all ...
yeah, but crane lots do need to be compacted.. there's no way around that.
no that guy was not mocking those wheelchair kids. its a kids show. kids ask questions like why cant you walk? whats with your hands? he explains all those to the viewers.
Anytime an accident/mishap taking place, involving beer...the usual reaction is: IS THE BEER OK???
The first two was from the Children‘s Show „Willi will‘s wissen“ he asked the disabled people what it was like being in a wheelchair.
not many memes from adult movies but some of the biggest most iconic ones definitly XD
1:10 yes it is a real german tv show called "willi willst wissen"
and out of context it was mocking, but in context it makes sense
6:20 You missed the most offensive one: The gas salesman. He (and his device) talk with an east German accent which is not very popular in the rest of Germany and always sounds a little bit funny. Together with that poor recording of his device and the context of gas it sounds a little bit like a speech of our darkest history.
Context: it sounds like hitler
The "I doubt it" guy even got the GOLDEN UMBERTO AWARD for this video! 🏆
actually there are some adult movies which want to have some kind of a story, like the electritian who shows up at the home of a women, but it's so hillirious so it got a meme because people who understand the meme have seen the movie (ok acutally this is no longer true as the meme got even international)
The hay laying there is also a giant fire risk and would get you a angry note from the city's utlities pretty quick, so if the masked guy reports it (and he has to) shes in trouble. The plot there is actually deeper than you think!. though im sure they did not think about that..
That was a very well practiced pimp slap, dang
Great start
wow. I finally learned where "Warum liegt da stroh" herkommt.
Die Haaranalyse war ein Fehler, nicht das koksen😂 Legendär!
That children‘s TV-Show (Willi will‘s wissen), was a banger! These Memes without context, no doubts, are very weird, yes😂
The Bayer Leverkusen Coach's name is Christoph Daum and the case was veeeeery famous back then. He got kicked out of soccer for a couple of years because of this cocaine consumption. These two Interviews shown here make him a legend to this day. The way he laughs as he says the hair analysis has been a mistake is just so hillarious 😂
The dude at the security convention is especially funny to native Germans, because he has a VERY thick East German accent and.. you know, the wall. 😂
3:46 why did they cut this clip so fast, it gets even better! In the end she calls him "asoziales Element" (asocial element) 😂 I love this insult so much hahahahahaha (it's not a real insult, I've never heard it before, but this granny slayed it)
the german jacks-of-no-trades "nichtskönner" means if directly translated: they aren't able to do anything. "nichts" means nothing, "könner" is the noun of "können" which means "can/ be able to"
Some more context for the scam quiz show: The people calling with ridiculous answers are paid actors. They pay people a small amount to call a number (which is not the same as the one that costs to call) and say certain things or randomly press digits on their phone
The last clip has something to do with RULES ... and "things you HAVE TO DO" ... because he is supposed to put up a BIG MULTI-TON CRANE ... and these need a SOLID BASE TO STAND ON ... but they are in an "earthy / muddy building site", which means YOU NEED TO COMPACT THE GROUND BEFORE THE CRANE CAN BE PUT UP. This SHOULD HAVE been done before he arrived ... but someone (probably a bureaucrat / "pencil pusher") didnt know about this.
Alle Fragen immer "Wer ist Mert?", aber nie fragt jemand "Wie ist Mert?".
Here are some memes i won't forget, the "Ich muss raus Kid(Bus)" " Big tasty boy" and "Kai der brecher vol. 48 (Blutsauger)" I don't know if there are sub versions in the Web but i love them😂
Willi wills Wissen, absolute meme goldmine
Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun deutsches Staatseigentum🦅🦅🦅🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
When the kid swiched of his facecam a perfectly cut add apeared!
The guy from the children TV Show is actually quite nice iv'e met him once and talked for a
Bit
3:30 its 9live but i think it doesn't exist anymore. Greets from Germany ✌️
8:15 he said "nichtskönner", a very nice german word who means können is can and nichts is nothihg.
So you're basically making the same content as Ryan Wass, but with a few months delay?
I love how people from other country’s think the German real shows are real😂😂😂 But they’re actually staged and the reactions are always priceless😂😂😂😂
the whole Christoph Daum is a lot deeper..... in the end, he is great coach, good man but he really messed up the chance of being national team coach with that :D
3:32 She's Austrian. That's a Carinthian accent if I ever heard one. "Vabreha!" 😂
"Kranplätze müssen verdichtet sein!!" is one of the most famouse memes , EVERY german know this meme
"Strong mannered"😂
8:17 I don’t really speak any German so correct me if I’m wrong but I think he said Nichtskönner (literally nothing can-er I guess?)
Es wird Gas freigesetzt 😂
About the boxer docu @ 5:51: Many sources claim, that guy got hit by no reason, however while they were filming the interview, that guy tried to hit on the (obviously female) interview partner.
3:35 That video was taken in Klagenfurt, Austria 😉🇦🇹
It‘s a real German kids TV Show 😂
The Gameshow TV Station was cancelled
0:36 Michi=german legend
8:24 I don't really now to properly translate it but basically people who can't do anything properly. From "nichts" (nothing) and "können" (can), but here turned into a noun "Könner" (canner?). That's the meaning behind it
1:58 Christoph Daum just died today… aside of the cocaine scandal he was an iconic person
the dude of the kids show is Willi (Willi wills wissen / Willi wants to know). This isn´t a mean way of him asking. Its meant to be as if a Kid is asking. So the conversations can be easily understood by children!
1:20 yeah, he wasn’t mocking them though. He just accidentally made it WAY more offensive then he should have, even more so because this is a kids show. He made the script for that episode pretty badly though, but the other episodes, they are actually pretty great for a kids show. It was just one episode that made this guy a meme😂