Mate all they do in the Chinese military is practice their walking if they don’t the parents will ground them for life. Got to admit though they do have very good synchronisation.
@@wickedjedijoe1411 I would be careful.. Russia and China now support each other against NATO and together they have a much higher manpower and China has some of the best equipment as well as having improved shared equipment from both NATO and Russia
@@levelazn It is not. You perceive it as it is because making jokes towards other minorities other than white is now considered racist by today's sheep. Grow up kiddo
@MrPenguin1234 Ghanta , it doesn't matter , Chinese Communist dogs are good for nothing , They don't even dare to occupy vietnam , The same chinese army threatened by US in 1962 for further invasion of Indian Territory .
"Aren't they amazing? The perfect soldiers any government would ask for, serving the glorious leader and willing to follow every order without questions."
@@vadim5103 it’s only during a marching, the taller ones go in a different Column. And for posture it’s discipline, very disciplined troops that’s for sure.
John william for sure arranged the first piece to be in tempo with a soldier’s march. Hence why the eerily perfect sync of the soldiers march and the music.
They've got a pretty close music in their military... It's called "March of the steel torrent". Mixes this clone theme and the US army theme "army strong".
We at first wanna buy Germany Leo2,but we are poor that time,so when Lomania sent us a T -72,we change to use this as a model to make ZTZ99.As for ZTZ99A.lol.of course has Germany blood ,heart
*china having a good economy when moving towards democracy* Leader of china: citizens the time has come, execute order 66 CCP: it will be done my lord *turns to authoritarian and communism* Chinese people: : oh no India: oh no Phillipines: oh no Japan: *O.O* Vietnam: ah shit, here we go again Russia: >.> Taiwan: *AAAAAAAAHHHHHH*
And the insecurity drives further development. China remembers well how complacency had led to a 5000 year old civilization been surpassed by European powers in less than 200 years.
Darth Mao: The remaining ROC will be hunted down and defeated! Any collaborators will suffer the same fate. These have been trying times, but we have passed the test. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. The war is over. The Axis have been defeated, and the ROC rebellion has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be replaced by the first Chinese Communist Party, for a safe and secure society.
@@yuluoxianjun man you aint a useless poor guy, we all got something special that we can do, we just dont know it yet, also suicide is never the answer, the world is cruel, why do you think the afterlife is even better.
@@karebear4485 you will laugh I wouldn’t know where to hide i’ll probably join the Marines and then send him a video like we come in for you do you know how the Marines they be all happy lol
"Who's that trooper?" "He's Xing." "And the one next to him?" "Xao" "Next to him?" "Wong." "How can you tell? They all look the same." "So does every Brack Mann."
I sometimes think the US Army doesn't do this sort of things except on very small/limited occasions JUST so you know who the bad guys of the current era are when they do do it.
@@jonathanlee9098 I think the bad guys are the goat herders and tribal villagers when they spray acid in the faces of schoolgirls, drive planes into buildings, shoot civilians, run over people with trucks, knife women and old people in the street, and set bombs in roads that blow up innocent people, not what kinds of weapons are used. But hey, whatever helps you feel smug while living in a nice safe country those "bad guys" protect for you.
*The Grand Army of the People’s Republic*
This is fucking hilarious lmao
Underrated Comment
the chinese red empire.
Very true
@@pedrocalegaropelarespublic1574 we build chinatowns everywhere, its game over
I do not know what is scarier: the music matching so well or the soldiers being perfectly in sync
For me it's literally both
Mate all they do in the Chinese military is practice their walking if they don’t the parents will ground them for life. Got to admit though they do have very good synchronisation.
Nah it's definitely the fact they will execute order 66
Yes...
@@wickedjedijoe1411 I would be careful.. Russia and China now support each other against NATO and together they have a much higher manpower and China has some of the best equipment as well as having improved shared equipment from both NATO and Russia
*A clone army, and one of the finest we've ever created.*
Why of course they'll be the best. These clones were made in China.
...Gun falls apart after firing two rounds.
@@NautilusSSN571 tank falls apart after going over two bumps.
Because they all look the same, amirite
@@guardianoftexas5188
Sounds like the Indian Arjun tank lol
"Autocracy is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be undemocratic"
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
Not from an American
This whole comment section is so perfect
"Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Mao the great?"
@@fireblaze2999 then beware of..Lord Trump, he is almost on the Dark Side
"Magnificent, aren't they?"
"200,000 units, with a million more well on the way."
@@wingedbluj1674 excuse you this is China.
2,000,000 units are ready, with a billion more well on the way.
“They’ll do there job…”
The Fandom never disappoints 😂
If they actually had full body armor, this would be perfect.
Full? The only additional protection would be a Russian-type face helmet. Anything more and you're jeopardizing mobility.
@@lepmuhangpa BOOOOOO I WANT STAR WARS IRL IDC ABOUT MILITARY EFFECTIVNESS
@@hwong1776 LMAOOO
@@hwong1776 tf
The PLA Doctrine states body armor weakens morale because it shows the Army assumes they will be hit.
Execute Order 66
It will be done my lord...
No, it's Order 64 in Tiananmen Square
Order 66: Taiwan is China
@@danieltarkin The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
@@roberthouse38 This is a metaphor, damn.
Love them or hate them, you can't deny that this video is perfect.
0:03 "your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud"
I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe, Master Jedi
"Begun, the clone wars have..."
I look forward to seeing them in action
How Xi Jin Ping and Kim Jong-Un’s Conversations go.
@@Attmanwart general Milly:we won't attack you trust me, we have no balls to do that things,keep contact bro
"Is this how liberty dies? With thunderous applause?"
Yes and quite in sync matching
Wait, China had Liberty in the past?
@@Kaiserboo1871 back before 1989 china was slowly going liberal before... eh
@@amistrophy You’re right it went from totalitarianism to authoritarianism, what progress.
@@Kaiserboo1871 China feaked they wanna go the same way as the middle and eastern European Countries. They only use free market to grow.
We can argue all we want about the strength of their military and all that, but they sure as hell put on a good show.
They do have the largest military in terms of manpower
@@arcturus960 yeah, that’s true. Like 2M I think? Pretty crazy but impressive at the same time.
@@kmmediafactory I thought it was near 3mil idk
@@arcturus960 well yes, with reserves it’s about 2.8M
@@kmmediafactory yes, still crazy numbers though
Any Army parading with this kind of music is way more menacing and cool
Since Army is weapon of a Country
They have music that already is more menacing. Such as "PLA when that day comes".
Agree
I swear I saw that same guy thirty times now.
thats racist
@@levelazn ok
@@levelazn How is what the OP said racist
@@levelazn It is not. You perceive it as it is because making jokes towards other minorities other than white is now considered racist by today's sheep. Grow up kiddo
@@Martin-117 thats because the slave trade and colonialism was done by whites
Hardest question on the test: what is the difference between China’s military and the galactic republic clones?
One has an army of clones that all try to develop their own personalities and the other is China.
Clones have full body white armor
The clones start as the good guys
China's army dresses more like the Rebel Alliance
@@evanodegard6355 good is only a point of view
We have 200,000 units available with a million more well on their way.
2:30 Darth Sidious and Count Dooku
And bhind them Vladimir leni- i meat darth plagues
Darth Xidious
Count Vladooku Putin
@@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Lenin the communist?
Master Obi Wan Kenobi and Master Yoda
Even the boot sounds are fit there XD
But can they defeat Emma's two moms tho?
BRO LMAO I ALMOST FORGOT THAT AD EXISTED
Javelin go BRRR
LOL 😆
Political correctness is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural
gottem
2:29 "Magnificent arent they"
Xi's body position is exactly like Palpatine.
I love how Putin's standing behind Xi Jinping with the obvious expression of : "mine are better."
Equipment and training wise, yes his are actually better
@@stjopa8483 Not training wise, and Russia has some better equipment, but China's missiles, ships, submarines and marine soldiers are better.
@@tailung9841 words "quality" and "China" are actually antonyms to each other.
Well, Russia’s war equipment is significantly better
**Laughs in Ukrainian**
"They are totally obedient, taking any order without question."
thatswhy they were taken down in galwan valley by Indian army .🤣🤣
Yes!❤️🇮🇳
@MrPenguin1234 Ha ha , Chinese soldiers dont have guts to fight anyone , Don't forget Sino-japan war , sino-vietnam war .
@MrPenguin1234 Ghanta , it doesn't matter , Chinese Communist dogs are good for nothing , They don't even dare to occupy vietnam , The same chinese army threatened by US in 1962 for further invasion of Indian Territory .
@@HSCBM. your grandfather ran so fast we couldn't even see them.
0:15 looks like some animatronics
For real! lol
Just copy and paste...
"Aren't they amazing? The perfect soldiers any government would ask for, serving the glorious leader and willing to follow every order without questions."
@@Southern_Crusader They just copy and pasted the same person more than a thousand times
The fact that the soldiers are in sync is just so good
yeah!
Any country could pull it off lmao
@@lachlanseiffert6186 anyone can mind their own business and shut the fuck up lmao
@@lachlanseiffert6186 like what you should be doing
I got chills at 0:24
All of them literally look the same lol, around the same height similar posture.
@@vadim5103 it’s only during a marching, the taller ones go in a different Column. And for posture it’s discipline, very disciplined troops that’s for sure.
@@manugamanage6096 ohh.. I see
@@vadim5103 👍
@@manugamanage6096 A best soldier is a disciplined soldier👍
John william for sure arranged the first piece to be in tempo with a soldier’s march. Hence why the eerily perfect sync of the soldiers march and the music.
*200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way*
2:28 two sith lords
Emperor Xi jinpatine and and Darth Vlader
@@cortomaltese5206 XDDD
So true!
"Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice."
But who is the master and who is the apprentice?
I guess Kim Jung Un is a 3rd
When your country has a part which was controlled by china in the past
“Oh sh*t”
Couldn't be me
Bye bye Taiwan 🇹🇼 😘 😢 🙂
Northern Pakistan (ruled by Tibetan Dynasties at some point in the past) xD
RIP Mongolia, and possibly a couple others. India better not give an inch to these thugs.
The finest clone army we've ever created.
Taiwan (ROC): Welp. We screwed.
1937 media reaction to the declaration of war of Japan over China:
"Begun, the Clone Wars has"
Based
Imperial clone troopers vs Chinese battle droids
dude, no cap this shit is amazing yet terrifying
learn chinese and your life will be spared
@@levelazn Ok duolingo bird
@@levelazn is it true you guys have no future tense in your language?
@@samuelperez5559 you mean there is no English in Chinese.
@@samuelperez5559 This is false, the word 会 (hui) means will
The way that they move is so clone-like.
Sneak preview of the Disney Live-Action remake of the Clone Wars.
2:43 there magnificent aren't they
I can feel it flooding........flooding through all of my veins.......THE ULTIMATE SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE
There is no social credit score. youve been lied to
@@levelazn Mhm Go on
They've got a pretty close music in their military... It's called "March of the steel torrent". Mixes this clone theme and the US army theme "army strong".
I love that song,make me remember Star War,i heard that song maker also love that movie
I swear Xi Jinping is going to create an entire Clone Army out of his DNA and probably preserve some DNA so he could be immortal like Darth Sidious 🤯
Are you sure that you're not thinking of Kim?
"Magnificent aren't they?"
Xi: darth sidious
Putin: Count Doku
2:40
This part literally reminds me of episode 2 oh my god
2 million units ready, with a billion more on the way
these guys were literally the Galactic Empire, due to huge man power.
I saw them practicing in Funan once, they had strings everywhere to make sure they were perfectly in sync.
*Palpatine reunites his clones
Supreme Chancellor Xi Jinping
This is so underrated.
3:31 you missed the part where the other fighters held back and took out their squad lead
The class when you take a pack of gum out:
Yeah, this is a real clone army
Proper. A Dark Empire combined with music related to a fictional Dark Empire!
200,000 units are ready with a million more on the way
Marching to the Imperial Cruisers
First 2 minutes of the edit was epic.
"For the Republic!"
the fact that they look almost the same makes it 1000 times better
Based
@@lastdays806 based? Based on what
@@TheOnlyReefShark joe
@@kuroki2986 Brandon?
Execute order COVID-19.
Bet ya five bucks they try and blame COVID on someone else. Damn commies.
@@Southern_Crusader The only good communist is a dead communist.
Racist!
Yes my lord
BLAST HIM!!
@@pinkpotatoe7776 you mean SPREAD EM!
Perfect
“I am the government!” -President Xi
*gulps loudly in American*
Damn, this new coldwar 2 trailer looks sick.
I get goosebumps from this
nice
I love how there tanks look like a t90, a challenger a m1 Abrams and a leo 2a6 had a child
We at first wanna buy Germany Leo2,but we are poor that time,so when Lomania sent us a T -72,we change to use this as a model to make ZTZ99.As for ZTZ99A.lol.of course has Germany blood ,heart
It's called stealing tech. That is all they do. They never had an original idea since the CCP RATS took over
Lol and there new fighter jet looks earily similar to an f 35
*china having a good economy when moving towards democracy*
Leader of china: citizens the time has come, execute order 66
CCP: it will be done my lord *turns to authoritarian and communism*
Chinese people: : oh no
India: oh no
Phillipines: oh no
Japan: *O.O*
Vietnam: ah shit, here we go again
Russia: >.>
Taiwan: *AAAAAAAAHHHHHH*
I always thought military parades amusing.
The need to demonstrate power shows the insecurities of one’s character.
And the insecurity drives further development.
China remembers well how complacency had led to a 5000 year old civilization been surpassed by European powers in less than 200 years.
Considering 450 USA Military Bases all over the world,it is
average the empire fan vs average combine enjoyer
Marching to Tianemen Square be like:
The annual Chinese military parades are held in Tiananmen square.
Indeed it is always
„There haven‘t been scenes like these since the days of the old republic“
The music matches a little bit too well.
Commander Cody, the time has come. Executive Order 66
Order to kill everyone who is not han
So damn good, watching this every other day
Genius use of the music at 2:30… just like the movie! And the order 66 track LMAO
2:30
Magnificent, aren't they?
The shroud of the darkside has fallen. Begun, the Clone War has.
Darth Mao: The remaining ROC will be hunted down and defeated! Any collaborators will suffer the same fate. These have been trying times, but we have passed the test. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. The war is over. The Axis have been defeated, and the ROC rebellion has been foiled. We stand on the threshold of a new beginning. In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be replaced by the first Chinese Communist Party, for a safe and secure society.
U cannot lie this is pretty sick lol in sync too
Your clones are very impressive, you must be proud
But i am a useless poor guy,if i have one like them,i may feel enough to die
@@yuluoxianjun
man you aint a useless poor guy, we all got something special that we can do, we just dont know it yet, also suicide is never the answer, the world is cruel, why do you think the afterlife is even better.
idk why but this also gives me the "then everything changed when the fire nation attacked" kinda vibe
0:50 Dang you can hear the actual marching sounds in there. Often times you don't.
When they march like this you know they don't play
Putin: "Damn! I know who I'm siding with!" 😅
That’s the point, he isn’t.
I heard Yoda has already gone into Exile. Help US OBIWAN you're our Only hope.........
It takes a Tsar bomba to take out all this charade.
Imagine the leader of China sent you this video personally and said we’re coming for you lol
It would take me a while to stop laughing
@@karebear4485 you will laugh I wouldn’t know where to hide i’ll probably join the Marines and then send him a video like we come in for you do you know how the Marines they be all happy lol
It’s indeed an army of clones XD
"Who's that trooper?"
"He's Xing."
"And the one next to him?"
"Xao"
"Next to him?"
"Wong."
"How can you tell? They all look the same."
"So does every Brack Mann."
I sometimes think the US Army doesn't do this sort of things except on very small/limited occasions JUST so you know who the bad guys of the current era are when they do do it.
I don't think Emma with two mum can obey the order to march with masculinity.
I think an army who drops 500kg bombs on goat herders and tribal villagers are the bad guys.
@@jonathanlee9098 I think the bad guys are the goat herders and tribal villagers when they spray acid in the faces of schoolgirls, drive planes into buildings, shoot civilians, run over people with trucks, knife women and old people in the street, and set bombs in roads that blow up innocent people, not what kinds of weapons are used. But hey, whatever helps you feel smug while living in a nice safe country those "bad guys" protect for you.
It's actually scary how fitting this music is.
nice
0:14 Sith lord.
Clones are ready for attack - Taiwan,japan,india, Philippine,mangolia the list goes long
those are the countries white europeans have invaded
Like what Leonidas said in 300 we'll put them to the test.
Your Clones are very impressive, you must be very proud.
At least useful than me
literally identical
Holy shit, your video is perfect.
The ants on their way to my bed after I accidentally drop a couple of food crumbs onto the bed sheets: 0:24
The most supreme of parade ground armies.
0:45 - Aren't you a little short to be a Clone Trooper?
"I could have sworn I shot the same guy five times already"
So robotic (including their faces), perfect for Star Wars. lol
They even look the same! 😲
Hope One Day we can see this army in Space military parade
The real galatic Empire
they really are clones, everybody look the same
really?
ironically the chinese have more in common with the geonosians than the clones of kamino