This guy skips through movies but claims he's watched them, says he's watched Lucifer without even knowing the story, and now he says the best hot sauce is one he's never even eaten! Where does it end with this guy?!
@@Kkakasih12 the snickers ice cream was when he would eat like 3 of the 4 in a box as a kid and his brother would get pissed at him for it, I think he brought it up again that he basically still does that and now Holly has to deal with it
Jerma cannot stop contradicting himself. He doesn’t even know what he’s saying anymore. So sad to watch him slowly deteriorate over time, but I suppose 176 years is very impressive for a lizardman. We’re lucky we even had him for this long. Praying for him.
As an Asian Jerma viewer, he just keeps talking about all these American foods I've never had and will never have in my life and I just sit there nodding "Yeah man true👍"
I had this VOD on in the background while doing other stuff and I thought I heard him say that he hadn't had it, but when he started talking about how good it tasted I assumed I misheard him since I was only half listening. Then a minute later I hear him get called out and repay the clip LOL.
This man here can literally say the most useless, unrelated shit and people will still think its the best joke they've ever heard. Even though they never heard it.
The only people I've ever talked to who makes this many insane gaffs, is people with genuine brain damage, and people with dementia. Genuinely, what the fuck is he talking about
I’ll be honest when he played that clip I didn’t remember him saying it either, so I rewound and realized that at the time I sort of auto completed what he was saying to “haven’t had in a while”; I think I thought he cut himself off before he finished
@@parsnipappendectomy I've been testing experimental magic on jerma for months now. Nothing too serious, just trying a couple of basic spells and sorceries. But sometimes all it takes is one minor fuck up and you accidentally give someone a smaller occipital lobe or move their kidneys 3cm to the left.
the green tabasco is sooooooooo good on pizza guise............ green tabasco with a little red pepper flakes and parmesan makes bad pizza taste soooo yummy mmmmmmmmmm
@@parsnipappendectomy yeah it's 100% common. Reminds me of "expresso" with how common it is, or "Chi pol tay" instead of Chipotle, not that those are examples of hyperforeignism, just other common mispronunciations that society seems to not give a crap about lol.
But seriously, him saying that he likes something he's never had/tried before genuinely sounds like something he'd do. Then he'd talk about it like everyone agrees with him, and it's a completely relatable and rational way of deciding if you like something. Then he'll completely go back on it after seeing people disagreeing with him in chat. Then, he'll start an argument against one specific chat message, often changing the whole-ass topic of discussion at hand.
I consume the devil's lettuce, and shit like this happens on the daily. You forget what you were saying much more than the normal person. Edit: Also Jerma is scatterbrained to begin with.
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This guy skips through movies but claims he's watched them, says he's watched Lucifer without even knowing the story, and now he says the best hot sauce is one he's never even eaten! Where does it end with this guy?!
It never does end with a guy like this.
It's just how he said he saw Ant-Man movies but then argued like his life depended on it that ant man doesn't control ants
im not even joking that with jerma the "daily fake story #290146" bit might actually be completely real with him
“Lies come so easilly to your forked tongue”
-some jerma viewer
You wish he would end. It's not gonna happen, buddy.
His Implanted memory's are starting to fail
Even that sauce you thought you had, that was something I dreamed up!
He's on the verge of cyberpsychosis
@@tomjohnston884 pretty cringe dog
@@GreenEyedDazzler delete your account "dog"
He's having total recall
Holly will also find out it's the best hot sauce she's never had when Jeremy drinks the entire bottle he got for her
"You gotta be BETTER than this!"
What stream was this ? I remember he was talking about snicker ice cream
@@Kkakasih12 I think if you look up "the apple juice incident" there are clips of it
@@SkeleTonHammer thanks! I was having a real hard time searching for snicker ice cream and hummus and shit
@@Kkakasih12 the snickers ice cream was when he would eat like 3 of the 4 in a box as a kid and his brother would get pissed at him for it, I think he brought it up again that he basically still does that and now Holly has to deal with it
The way this man clears his throat to announce the name to us is insane
Gets choked up/nervous trying to talk about weed or his favorite hot sauce. But can instantly blurt out he shit his pants
@@deathisnear2424 i guess something about it just made it slip out
@@ImpressionismFTW
😏💩
but imagine mishearing him and buying the WRONG hot sauce he hasn't even tried :/
I read "The way this man clears his throat to announce the name is sus" and to be honest either way is perfectly correct.
he claims he's seeing "a lot of 'true's" when literally everyone is calling him out for saying he never tried it
Jerma constantly lies about what he sees in chat. Like one time he put BOTW on emote only and pretended to read a message from chat.
Fucked up guy
@@user-lh7mt7zo7l do you have a link? the other link.
@@SpahGaming ruclips.net/video/8FOR07-z2Fk/видео.html
@@SpahGaming did u preemptively predict this man would send the wrong link?? im so confused
I was so happy to watch Jerma gaslight himself live
where's that basil pic from? i don't ever recall seeing him wearing the flower crown during dialogue outside of headspace.
@@vizzy61 basil is a leaf. shut up
Just a shout out to a viewer of another stream- "Why do lies come so naturally to his forked tongue?"
He has the balls to ask "wait what's going on, what's happening?"
BRO WE'RE ASKING YOU
“But I think it’s tolerable. If you don’t think habanero is tolerable, it is very hot.”
*what*
he was high
It's easy to lie when you don't understand the words you speak
@@HappyLarry. Especially when you've been cursed with such a forked tongue
the way he pronounces it "habañero"
If you can’t tolerate habanero, than you will find it very hot. I think that’s what he means
Jerma cannot stop contradicting himself. He doesn’t even know what he’s saying anymore.
So sad to watch him slowly deteriorate over time, but I suppose 176 years is very impressive for a lizardman. We’re lucky we even had him for this long. Praying for him.
He contains multitudes
sometimes i forget jerma is 83 years old 😞 this video is just another reminder that he doesnt have many days left, his memory is fading 😢
Days ? 😢
We're gonna have to put him down soon
@@Entropy101Q Bring out the wood chipper, he would have wanted this
Holly really should put him out of his misery, it’s not fair to keep him alive in this state
3 days remain
“i’m seeing a lot of trues” i want whatever’s making him see all those trues
Chat is posting a lot of trues. They haven't posted it yet but they're posting a lot of trues
He's getting old guys don't bully the old man so much :(
He is my favorite old man
yeah didn't he recently turn 58 or something?
@@verkhvo nah he's like 728 or smth
Jermas only actually live for 3 years or so before the biomatter begins to break down. They’ll put in a replacement soon though, don’t worry.
Boomer Moment
"actual dementia"
As an Asian Jerma viewer, he just keeps talking about all these American foods I've never had and will never have in my life and I just sit there nodding "Yeah man true👍"
so true so true
I wonder if there's more lesbian jerma fans or asian jerma fans
@@feckingbulcrepe5735 well im both so id say theres quite a few of us
you dont have mayonnaise in asia?
Same man. I can only relate with him about mayo lol.
this made me cry live……HES SENILE
the sound he made at 3:07 scared me so bad i literally shrieked upon hearing it jesus christ
Boo!
I love how he said it was someone making fun of him that cut him off, when it was clearly his own burp that cut him off. Truely dementianated.
THE BEST HOT SAUSE YOUVE NEVER HAD
I had this VOD on in the background while doing other stuff and I thought I heard him say that he hadn't had it, but when he started talking about how good it tasted I assumed I misheard him since I was only half listening. Then a minute later I hear him get called out and repay the clip LOL.
I had the exact same train of thought. But we made a mistake thinking Jerma is coherent
I love all the people in chat correcting his pronunciation of habanero, literally no ñ yet he still says habañero lol.
common confusion with the ñ in jalapeño
i hate you🙏🙏🙏
@@gremlinman9724 yet a lot of people say "ja-LA-peno" instead of "jalaPEño"
linguists call that a hyperforeignism
This man here can literally say the most useless, unrelated shit and people will still think its the best joke they've ever heard.
Even though they never heard it.
It's like he's reading an AI generated script
he's just testing the waters to see if you'd notice
HE'S ACTUALLY INSANE THIS TIME
King of gaslighting gaslights himself into liking something he's never tried before
He's had it but not eaten it, he just imagines it really hard while eating his dinner and doing Tom Hanks impression
Lmao the chat after he says it “WHITE BOY”
Another year another “I feel like you edited this clip and made me say that” moment
His original statement got cut off because he burped but instead this psycho made up a fake story about someone calling him a mean name
Jerma is the only person I've seen successfully gaslight himself
He’s actually high there’s no way.
The only people I've ever talked to who makes this many insane gaffs, is people with genuine brain damage, and people with dementia. Genuinely, what the fuck is he talking about
Peak ADHD moment
the thumbnail for this video is craxy
a mix between crazy and sexy
His brain is literally rotting before our very eyes
This is so funny thank you John Jerma
An his name is JOHN JERMA
John Jerma, Clip Marine
Habañero
This is the most Jerma thing to have ever happened to Jerma
I’ll be honest when he played that clip I didn’t remember him saying it either, so I rewound and realized that at the time I sort of auto completed what he was saying to “haven’t had in a while”; I think I thought he cut himself off before he finished
Haba Niro
Took me like 10 rewinds he said Habanero lmao
toe bask oh
Dr. Niro Cortex.
Jerma is the best streamer in the world in my opinion, but I've never watched him
hes actually gone insaneo
I worry that getting high on a regular basis is interfering with my incantations and deteriorating his brain alongside mine..
your.. incantations?
@@parsnipappendectomy I've been testing experimental magic on jerma for months now. Nothing too serious, just trying a couple of basic spells and sorceries. But sometimes all it takes is one minor fuck up and you accidentally give someone a smaller occipital lobe or move their kidneys 3cm to the left.
His circuits are rusting again
I love him explaining it the exact same way XD My grandfather legitimately did the exact same thing
the way he says habanero
Demented Andy
memory leak moment
Easily my favorite Jerma joke, definitely stealing it
Saucegate
Everywhere at the end of shpee
the green tabasco is sooooooooo good on pizza guise............ green tabasco with a little red pepper flakes and parmesan makes bad pizza taste soooo yummy mmmmmmmmmm
Nah mate what yiu gotta do for bad pizza is get that garlic parmesean popcorn seasoning and put that ine
I put Green Tabasco in Medium Pace Picante and it's just such a good snack with Donkey Tortilla chips.
why does he say it like "habañero" there's no ñ in that word
a lot of ppl do, there’s a word for it - “hyperforeignism”
@@parsnipappendectomy yeah it's 100% common. Reminds me of "expresso" with how common it is, or "Chi pol tay" instead of Chipotle, not that those are examples of hyperforeignism, just other common mispronunciations that society seems to not give a crap about lol.
Gripgate 2
Habanyanro
I think he meant "The best hot sauce that I have not had [the chance to talk about yet] is Tabasco haben-yero"
This man is an enigma.
That is an Ai generated contradiction.
Stroke Andy
But seriously, him saying that he likes something he's never had/tried before genuinely sounds like something he'd do. Then he'd talk about it like everyone agrees with him, and it's a completely relatable and rational way of deciding if you like something. Then he'll completely go back on it after seeing people disagreeing with him in chat. Then, he'll start an argument against one specific chat message, often changing the whole-ass topic of discussion at hand.
Yup I'm thinking it's time for retirement.
The worst part is that he's wrong, Tapatio is far superior.
Alright Jerma back to the mental institute
He’s merging with the wired
The Jerma Show
He's failing. Start the thawing process on unit Jerma986
Buddy
Yeah yeah, his memory, buy what about THAT MOAN???
The dementia is starting to kick in 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😢😥😢😥😰😨
he’s right actually, whenever my dad makes spaghetti or goulash i put some in it and it makes it taste so damn good
Jerma enjoys hot sauce for the concept.
Classic, never played it
also one of my favourite games of all time.
i love the "i was trying to say it's one I have not said on stream" like yeah sure man that made it clear 👍
Your channel pfp is nice, the *real* jerma
memory loss andy
"i was called names"
buddy
Bro its so delicious i have it as my hot sauce for more than a year
While yes it’s a good hot sauce, it’s crazy that he said he has never had it
I'm genuinely worried about him, how does this man's brain work
He's completely right about that being the best hotsauce
Ever since I was a little kid Valentina was always on top. Ramen, chips, and soups now my taste buds love it more than any other hot sauce
My brother showed me it's really good on snack food so now I'm addicted to putting on everything salty and fried.
Flying Goose Sriracha is the best hotsauce.
Jerma clearly hasn’t tried tiger sauce, best shit I’ve ever had, goes on anything
tapatio superiority
and sriracha i
gaslight gatekeep girlboss
So first we started distorting his face, making him doubt his own appearance. Soon we gotta start distorting his speech now.
he's losing it
SauceGate
I've watched this clip on the video on the main channel
dementia-ridden andy
Gaslighting to the max
Jerma is a cartoon.
secret aardvark >>>
alzheimers andy
GRIPGATE
this is a whole new level of gaslighting
Streamer gaslights himself
Habanyero
Dementia andy
am i the only one concerned that this has been happing more frequently ?
He just misspoke I’m sure grandpa Jeremy is fine
its happening every 2-4 weeks now
That’s what happens when you smoke the devil’s lettuce
I consume the devil's lettuce, and shit like this happens on the daily. You forget what you were saying much more than the normal person. Edit: Also Jerma is scatterbrained to begin with.
Its a mix of ADHD and weed, lol, he's fine