The Jerma Ballsack Incident
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- sadly the thumbnail is non-related to the video (still a real jerma discord message) but im not going out of my way to photoshop jerma with a ballsack :|
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imagine relaxing in the living room, and your significant other calls from another room "HONEY DID I SEE A BALLSACK IMAGE ON TWITTER?"
That’s love honestly
Gotta do this with my boyfriend lol.
I love that the implication of him doing this is that he often forgets things he's done and he asks Holly about them and this is like a normal routine for them. He's like an old man fr
especially while you KNOW they're live on stream right now
@@MafagafoGirl this is just what being a partner to someone with ADHD is like 😅😅😅 (the amount of situations we have like this is wild😂)
hes such a tolkien fan that if they released a silmarillion game or something he would completely ignore the tomato harvest that year
He would let the entire village starve a whole winter for it
Don’t forget his birthday is National hobbit day
Amish Andy disgraces his whole village by forgoing his weekly wheelbarrow pushing duties to play video games centered around obscure Tolkien characters
he has forsook his amish ways in the name of comically bad video games
what any of that means
The Ballsack Incident sounds like an analog horror thing.
16+: CREEPYPASTA READING: "The Ballsack Incident" (don't watch at night!) (Steven the Scarer YT reads | Episode 11)
and then the ballsack has SCARY SUS FACE
ANALOGHORRORANALOGHORRORANALOGHORRORANALOGHORROR
Logo that's blurrier than the rest of the video
really bad audio of medical technobabble over footage of house at night
long shot of a window with the sound of someone breathing obviously added in post
weird anachronistic 2000s thing that clashes with the late 80s early 90s setting
text to speech voice over footage of a petri dish
video ends with a really short silent clip of a nutsack walking around the corner
The Dark Lore of the Ballsack Files
(its 38 minutes and 12 seconds long)
Pretty much Growing My Grandpa!.
Whoever said what makes Jerma special is the fact that someone in chat will say something random to him like "you're a reddit gamer" and it will completely derail his attention and the stream in general
classic adhd moment
They could be like “Jerma do you love gorilla balls” and then he’d talk about gorillas for a good hour or two
I like that this comment makes no sense grammatically, it just ends abruptly.
@@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Mikel.Montalat Bro now that you pointed it out, I can't unsee it. Also, I'm high af on meds rn so it might be mind-blowing to me rn but the most obvious thing when I'm sober idk.
I have no idea what this comment is supposed to say, it's like 3 sentences in one with no punctuation and abrupt ends.
"You guys haven't seen the ballsack from tears of the kingdom?"
power sentence to shock someone with.
Dude cannot go 2 seconds without bringing up his zorn addiction on stream
Zorn 💀 should be Jorn
Scorn addiction
Zorn is German for wrath.
he even always zerks it on stream poor guy i hope he stops his addiction😓😓😓😓
@@BenjyF563 scornographic materials.
Okay but the part where he faked drawing a penis just to accidentally draw a pair of boobs is so in character for him
Love the insistence from Jerma fans that he is a character (truth) and referring to him like that
he was so real for prioritizing gollum over Zelda
Bold of you to assume that jerma is real
@@summe6221 he is, he confirmed it by not being a nintoddler
same as oneyplays
common nintendo L and average gollum W
@@prettybarfou could've atleast made the insult creative... coomer
Jerma yelling "HONEY! IS THERE A BALLSACK IMAGE THAT IVE SEEN?" to Holly is both cute and crazy at the same time. I don't know why.
Chat, I don’t think Jermas ADHD brain can handle Ace Attorney’s linear structure
oh god he‘d be terrible at that game, he‘d make up his own facts for the case and use the wrong evidence and get frustrated when he loses
@@ohkaypoh that's the best part tho. It would be crazy entertaining
some of the puzzles are a bit stupid. like for me, at a certain point i either look up a guide or give up because brute-forcing the answer takes too long
@@ohkaypoh nah he'd guess the right guy for completely unrelated reasons
I have adhd and the only type of games I'm good at are games like Ace Attorney
he LOVES gollum
I read this comment like how he would read it😭
he HATES tears of the kingdom
BASED streamer REJECTS HIGHLY CLAIMED VIDEO GAMES in place of GOLLUM and lives to REGRET IT.
i LOVE ur profile picture
Cant wait for him to stream that game annually like that SAW game
new holiday
This guy only has like 2 streams left in him
Oh poor thing
left ball stream and right ball stream
:(
@@Wolfbarr01 can't wait for the two-part jerma nut stomping stream
@@AZArnoldPalmer baseball stream sequel, the hockey stream.
The amount of times ive heard jerma go "chill stream today guys" whilst going on about the most outrageous shit is actually nuts xD
Oh hey guys, just a chill stream today, nothing too crazy
...
Hey you guys know about co*k and ball torture?
Whats funny to me is his link impression was fine, but his lack of confidence causing him to immediately get defensive and try to explain why he failed.
He’s so real for that
Jerma does tend to say deranged things but it's crazy how chat gaslit him into thinking they haven't seen the naked exploding man with a ballsack
I saw it
But he had a pp and a entire body and everything
It’s so funny how if you read this comment with no context of the game you think it’s 100% ironic, but no, you’re completely serious
Shoutout to the person who said “PUT HIM DOWN” when he said he’s not gonna play TotK
Streamer LOVES Gollum and makes any excuse to play it
The thumbnail reminds me of the time a guy on a discord server I was on said in chat he was suffering with ED and i thought he meant eating disorder so I told him he should talk to his family for help
💀
did it work?
What is ED
@@jimbabwe3 I think he's meaning erectile dysfunction
@@jimbabwe3 ED means “eating disorder”.
Hope this helps🙂
The sequel to Ballfondler
ballsack andy
Ballstomper
"you're a reddit gamer" he took that so personally
If Jerma does play Tears of the Kingdom, I now want to see him dressed as Link.
twink jerma
I love how the "chill streams" always turn out like this
"do you understand the priorities I have here" Literally no lol
Ballsack Barry
testicle andy
Nuts Nathaniel
Scrotum Scott
cock christopher
jermas unheld promises fill 90% of my adhd brain memory capacity
When it's 100% you become Jerma.
He so badly wants to avoid Tears of the Kingdom spoilers that he refuses to even play the game
5:33 Jeremy considers being shirtless as "naked" so I don't think he actually shat himself.
he would play tears of the kingdom if it had a FOOD MODE
It does though
@@DogsRNice
What is it like
@@DogsRNice jerma food mode
@@TheTheThe_ it's a list of recipes
Remember: he used to have young relatives who watched his streams but they had to learn it off because he wouldn't stop swearing
specifically a lego star wars stream, he was playing lego star wars but was swearing SO MUCH his family had to turn his volume off.
@@when-do-we-get-a-block-button how do we know this-
@@tropiccheekss he talked about it a day or two after the lego stream
This is a Certified Gardening Tips Classic™
thank you gardeningtips6260
for someone who feels the constant need to defend himself he sure sucks at it
Jerma leaked that Ballsack will be a playable character in tears of the kingdom dlc
Jerma should be a politician because that's some high level goal post shifting.
Jerma will probably play ToTK years after, like it so much, and feel stupid for not playing it sooner like he did with BOTW lol
TOTK is to Jerma as UNDERTALE is to Vinny
Joining the stream hearing Jerma talk about ballsacks and Zelda was a certainly an interesting experience
You will never be a real
Joining the stream hearing Jerma talk ab-ACK!!!!!
@@highvisibilityraincoat -ACK!
@@animefarts1488seek therapy
I can’t believe he’s pro gollum
Shoutout to the one chatter who brought up Great Ace Attorney on the game priority list
It's kind of insane how the new Zelda is basically Garry's Mod, though.
I started watching jerma live only recently and it feels so weird to see myself in a clip lol
Are you sure he's really living
Bro why is it always “The ____ Incident” like did he get into his 24th car crash or something
I had a schizophrenia episode
I'm zerking off to zorn on mute with this video playing in the background
yoooo
6:00 Why did he make a perfect Dutch van der Linde impression without realizing
Jerma always makes me feel better in this Tears of the Falic creation called life
"You haven't seen the ballsack from Tears of the Kingdom?"
i really like how he was seemed mor annoyed at being called Reddit than being wrong about the ballsack thing
Chat, I'm not gonna play tears of the kingdom role playing as a grunting link. I'm not gonna HYAAAH for you.
twitch viewers when every streamer doesn't play the same sandbox game literally 100000 other people are playing at the same time
Yeah and while Jerma playing it would surely be fairly entertaining I honestly think weird games like Gollum are a way better fit for him. He also still hasn't beat BotW so there's more entertainment to get from that first.
the best clip channel 🙏
❤️
I can't believe jerma thought cognitive behavioural therapy was a timezone
The way he tried to worm his way into being right
I hate that the first thing I thought of when he started talking about it was dave mustaine ‘singing’ “whaddya mean you haven’t seen the ballsack? it was all over twitter”
I actually cant believe he refers to his girlfriend with Honey
I've just noticed there's nothing actually in the outer orbit in his loading screen and I can't tell if it's just him being chaotic or if its done on purpose to fuck with people
I really wished he dressed a link every day
I also thought cbt was a timezone
I thought it was central based time
*the Ballsac Category*
Man I wanted to hear the CBT story, I watched the entire video waiting for it to come up but it never happened
Is he saying he doesn't know if he'll ever play it because he's gonna die soon? I sure hope he doesn't because I love laughing at him
it just stands for central bay time, what's everyone getting worked up about
Someone cut his mic
I had a neuron activation when i saw project zomboid pass through chat for 0.1 seconds
I thought this was referring to his beesnest ballsack image from the ratatouille stream
hello jerma clips comments it’s ball fart again !!!!!!!!!! i think my autism assessment went rly well !!!!!!! :D i should get the result in a few weeks hopefully !!!!! other than that i’ve not done anything else as i’ve had a very busy month !!!!!!!! i hope u all have an amazing day hehe !!!!!!!!! :3
i hope you got a 100% on your autism test
@@orbcat1790 me too !!!!!! >:3
This is a Certified Ball Fart Classic™
hope you are having a great time ball fart!
@@gardeningtipsyoutubechannel hehe xD
This was the most Jerma thing possible.
we gotta get Jerma Link month at some point in the next decade
This man needs to be locked away to never see the light of day
Some compilation had a glider with two balls attached to it. Name was obvious even if it couldn't fly.
after the shitting story from a few weeks ago, I was honestly a little scared to click on this video
"sorry i wasn't super specific" no he was being OVERLY specific
the things i would do to get access to that discord y'all don't even know
Big shoutout to whoever chatted “SCATTING AT GUNPOINT”
I love how he says he doesn't wanna be spoiled but he literally refuses to play totk and literally hates botw
4:25 Great Markiplier impression!
I'm rolling on the ground for that title
I know exactly what that chatter was talking about that’s such a reddit gamer move
In Jerma’s mind Link = Scatman John
Increasingly nervous man tries desperately to pass his ballsack addiction off as completely normal
hoNEY!!! IS THERE A BALLSACK IMAGE
I’m happy with his decision honestly. He’ll play when he wants and feels it’s worth it.
5:25 vaizormusic:words HAVE MEANING JERMA
i dont know if im ever going to play BOTW so i totally get it. i appreciate zelda a lot and like the series, just never got around to it and probably never will LOL.
the first zelda game i played is BoTW, i finished it 46 hours in total. I completed the water "elephant"? god or something and then went straight to the main castle.
I’m sure I’ll love BOTW but I’m so easily distracted in open world games and I have to do literally everything that I just keep putting it off because it’ll take so much time to finish.
there is absolutely no way this insane psychopath would play golum before he would play tears of the kingdom
Tea and Scone at 12, Central British Time.
1:14 Alright Doog, we don't need another Suburban Knights.
Jerma please totk PLEASE
I'm sure Holly wasn't even there when he was asking her - just another figment of his imagination.
Ballsack Andy
we will NEVER see Sorcery! again
What's really funny is I know what image he's talking about 💀 like he's not crazy somebody actually made a ballsack (it honestly looks more like those bull balls ppl put on the bottom of trucks)
this guy's nuts
you have no idea how hard its going to be to explain to my parents why i have "jerma ballsack" in my search history
Every time he said Ballsack it became funnier.
HONEEYY! BRING ME THE TEARS OF THE KINGDOM BALLSACK
Gollum, breeding halls, now
Central bussing time
This is certainly a Testicular Theodor clip
im dying, he drew boobs
he went from ballsack to penis to flaccid penis to boobs. what a ride
He doesn't know 😱😱😱