I remember in the 8th grade I was in a gifted student program who got to go on a trip to Standford for a summer to have a college experience and 1 day they where playing irl quidditch and it looked stupid asf but I played as the snitch and it was really fun just ignoring everything going on and just running away from mfs lol. So just tag
@@hvnterly8388 considering the dude in the video also decided to just bully the girl imma guess that was his additional flavour. When my friends looked into this in peak harry potter years the snitch was just a guy from the local marathon team who had flag football stuff on.
I genuinely can't tell if Atrioc is joking about the pool party thing. I would 100% be with the guy in the pool. If I'm invited to a pool party, I'm swimming.
Oh no! Double dipping on a bucket a worms is crazy. You gear up fallow the safety line grab what you came for then dip asap while watching your sanity tank meters not getting lost in the brain fog silt, we send guys in like Atrioc to do the dirty work for us and get us gaffs from it and we saw how that went we almost lost a twitter diver it pays well but is dangerous for the brain.
Oh no! Double dipping on a bucket a worms is wild. You gear up fallow the safety line grab what you came for then dip asap while watching your sanity tank meters not getting lost in the brain fog silt, we send influencers to do the dirty work for us and get us gaffs from it, we saw how that went we almost lost a special glizzy based twitter diver ourselves, twitter diving pays well but is hazardous for the brain.
The quidditch part hit me hard, came back to campus one day (NC State) & there were two teams playing quidditch in a small quad area. It was our schools team playing our rivals (UNC). We immediately sat down & watched. It was one of the greatest things to watch live I’ve ever seen. The “Snitch” was a skinny track kid who just sprinted around & could go anywhere he wanted out of bounds. The whole thing was just chaos incarnate
Here is the thing about people who play IRL Quidditch... Its not the fact that its adults playing a make believe sport based on a novel series aimed at children. Its not the fact that multiple the integral pieces of equipment literally requires magic to function. Its the fact that at the end of the day, people are playing a "Game" designed by someone who obviously never thought about the practicality of a sport where the game can only end by completing 1 objective that also happens to functionally be an "I win" button and invalidate almost everything that happened in the game before it. Oh and also only 1 person per team is allowed to touch that objective.
@@ELiT3Griefer Admittedly, I don't know if remember a ton about the game from when I read the books, so I asked ChatGPT for a refresher. The response given seems to indicate that there are only two events that give points (which matches my memory, so maybe I wasn't as forgetful as I thought, or something's missing?): - 10 points for each quaffle goal. - 150 points (plus instantly ending the game) for the golden snitch capture. And only three known events that end a game: 1. Golden snitch capture. 2. A player other than the seeker touching the snitch (a "Snitchnip" foul) forces the committing team to forfeit. 3. Team(s) forfeiting or mutually agreeing to quit. So (again, unless I'm mistaken, let me know because this is weirdly interesting to me now)... 1a. Lose scenario: If your team is getting trounced and you're behind by >150 points (15+ quaffle goals), you'd want to intentionally not catch the snitch since the game would automatically end and you would lose. 1b. Win scenario: You're ahead, tied, or behind by
It was designed to be an antiquated type game, a parody of sports, it was never designed to actually be played by anyone. It's a reference to things like the Eton Wall Game, where the rules are so obscure almost nobody really knows them and they certainly aren't conducive to fun gameplay nor spectation.
4:00 folding pizza is actually a way of eating pizza, there's literally a street version of it in Naples called "pizza a portafoglio" where they give you a double folded pizza so you can easily eat it.
3:59 they literally did a peer-reviewed study on the best way to eat a pizza, and folding it (a piece) slightly in your hand produces the best structure and taste profile
@@Halucygeno be a shame if: A) you're on the internet and can find it yourself B) I even cared if it was true. I'm pretty sure it is, but if you think YOU, a random ass person on the internet, deserve /me/ wasting /my time/ for such a useless factoid, you're a silly goober
My old friend and roommate was addicted to percs, heroin, etc. He was so constipated they had to literally surgically cut his shit out of him. He is now sober, has a kid, and had to join the military.
The pool party one feels like that sketch from "I Think You Should Leave" where Tim's on a dating reality show, but he's only interested in the pool zipline
The quidditch thing reminded me of seeing what I'd assume to be "Jedi fencing" on campus this spring with people wearing robes and weilding neon foam swords without guards. I can in some ways understand people playing specifically quidditch, since it's in some ways a unique sport, even removing the magical elements. (Not saying that the rules make much sense, but it's at least a bit stand-alone) Going at it with foam laser swords can only ever lie on the spectrum of LARP-HEMA, and we supposedly have a pretty established LARP scene, and our HEMA gym has several national and international gold medalists for longsword, so if you want nerd sports that don't need to exist, I give you laser sword fencing.
3:59 I never understood why other people care so much about how I eat food or what I eat 😂😂😂 9:39 remember kids do donuts in the backcountry or in the Walmart parking lot
Speaking of Quidditch I remember going to a marine biology camp and the other students there asked if we wanted to play and I laughed so hard that it burned into my memory in like 4k while anything else is recorded in 240p.
-looks at my resume with 10+ years experience- - Sees at home position with more than 2000 applications- -Applies- -Gets a call directly from HR within 25 minutes- -They want you instantly- LPT, No matter how many people apply. Sometimes you are the one with the experience they need. The reason it says 2000+ applications is because those people have 0 exp in the field.
I do not understand what else 'Pool Party' could possibly mean. Is this some sort of meta joke? Like, imagine I have a slip n' slide in my front yard or something. I'm not gonna call it a 'Slip N' Slide party just cause I wanna have a party in the front yard but there's a slip n' slide there, I'm just gonna invite people to an outdoor party. This has to be a bit, I'm genuinely so confused.
@@WhenInDarknessSeekTheLight "I'm having a Board Game Party y'all! We're just gonna eat dinner next to our Board Games, though, so don't get excited for any actual board game fun!" Substitute board games for pool here and what's the difference?
@@WhenInDarknessSeekTheLight I'm having a TV Party y'all! We're just gonna hang out in the living room, though" same difference right? i don't think 'pool party' isn't something thats said by some people, i just feel like its a pretty stupid and misleading name and there should 100% be more context behind 'pool party'
Mark zucc honestly looks like a bro now, and I really don't think I hate him anymore, because he looks more like a dad, and not somebody with a punchable face. Hell, I ain't gay, but I'd tap that.
i originally skipped the speech but as soon as i saw people talk about skipping it i went back to rewatch it so i can feel good about my high attention span
I can't imagine the "Pissing Italians" not being staged. They be touching your property and your food, just cause they don't like how you enjoy your food differently.
Ok imagine the quidditch game, no snitch, instead of random poles between legs everyone is on a unicycle and has to be like zooming around. Goalies are on roller blades or on feet. I feel like that’s a hype ass sport
15:49 As a representative of the Finnish council, I must share it with you all that we would like to disown hobby horsing. Maybe the Swedes would like to take it?
16:40 I'm not gonna lie those guys have cracked the "theatre kid code" they get to show off all day in front of the physically fit girls. Also they should call themselves the Hogwarts team because there's only meant to be one magical school in the UK right? Seems like a missed opportunity.
As someone who is prescribed opioids, constipation is a side effect of their use. And I can sympathize with the guy in the video, because I’ve had some similar experiences in my 10+ years of being on them. I’ve never had to call 911, but I’ve had some rough trips to the throne with his exact reaction of “ain’t no way that came out of me”. I have to take other meds to help counteract that side effect, because it’ll seriously fuck you up if you don’t.
17:00 over 1o yearsa go when i was touring wofford Uni, the tour walked passed a group of students playing quiddich. they asked if anyone wanted to throw the quaffle to start the match(like ref tossing the basketball up to start). i did it and was disappointed to learn there is no snitch(cuz they get stitches and end up in ditches i was told xD)
![Stromae, Pomme - “Ma Meilleure Ennemie” (from Arcane Season 2) [Official Visualizer]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1F3OGIFnW1k/mqdefault.jpg)
Genuinely had to skip through the maid of honor speech
Same, I can't handle it
SAMMEE BRO😭😭😭🙏
I thought it looped in the middle but then I realized she had to once again remind the crowd that she's not racist
same
I’m pretty good with awkward shit like this, but I can’t watch that.
i genuinely believe that maid of honor speech KILLED your audience retention 😅
I cant watch it even at 2 times speed
Shouldn’t have been the first one LMAO
i skipped it
@@GamerRizzler4000 i skipped through that segment
i literally skipped through it lmao
I remember in the 8th grade I was in a gifted student program who got to go on a trip to Standford for a summer to have a college experience and 1 day they where playing irl quidditch and it looked stupid asf but I played as the snitch and it was really fun just ignoring everything going on and just running away from mfs lol. So just tag
livin my dream brother
Did you also have to wear it like truck nuts or was that just a special flavor dude in the video liked?
@@hvnterly8388 considering the dude in the video also decided to just bully the girl imma guess that was his additional flavour. When my friends looked into this in peak harry potter years the snitch was just a guy from the local marathon team who had flag football stuff on.
@@hvnterly8388 yeah they made me put it in my pants lol
Dude I did this same program in 7th grade and have never met anyone else
HOLY SHIT IM ON BEST TWEETS WTF
Yo Librarian!! The glizzy and egg together? Breakfast??
I mean that was a pretty good tweet
He even gave you a shoutout earlier in the stream!
the crossover we never knew we needed
Pegged out of my gourd
I genuinely can't tell if Atrioc is joking about the pool party thing. I would 100% be with the guy in the pool. If I'm invited to a pool party, I'm swimming.
If you want a Backyard Mixer, say so.
I'm getting in the pool.
Same
i genuinely had to skip through the speech because i think if i tried to listen to it all the way through i might actually die
She said the word interracial 😮
Nah, if you're calling it a pool party, I'm getting in the damn pool. If you aren't planning on swimming, just call it a damn party
"An engine to show you the worst version of the argument you hate"
OHHHHH
I genuinely lose braincells everytime I open Twitter. At least with this video I can filter out most of the brainrot.
Oh no! Double dipping on a bucket a worms is crazy.
You gear up fallow the safety line grab what you came for then dip asap while watching your sanity tank meters not getting lost in the brain fog silt, we send guys in like Atrioc to do the dirty work for us and get us gaffs from it and we saw how that went we almost lost a twitter diver it pays well but is dangerous for the brain.
Oh no! Double dipping on a bucket a worms is wild.
You gear up fallow the safety line grab what you came for then dip asap while watching your sanity tank meters not getting lost in the brain fog silt, we send influencers to do the dirty work for us and get us gaffs from it, we saw how that went we almost lost a special glizzy based twitter diver ourselves, twitter diving pays well but is hazardous for the brain.
My timeline has been carefully engineered into only showing Nakiri Ayame fanart and life is good.
Stick to the following tab and you're golden
I had to delete the app. it was too much for me
The quidditch part hit me hard, came back to campus one day (NC State) & there were two teams playing quidditch in a small quad area. It was our schools team playing our rivals (UNC). We immediately sat down & watched. It was one of the greatest things to watch live I’ve ever seen. The “Snitch” was a skinny track kid who just sprinted around & could go anywhere he wanted out of bounds. The whole thing was just chaos incarnate
16:40 I'm not gonna lie those guys have cracked the "theatre kid code" they get to show off all day in front of the physically fit girls.
Glad that X, The Everything App, is still thriving in 2024
Well of course, it's The Everything App
Made 100 racks with my boy grok
Please we preffer the dead name of twitter
@@tempy2440well no cause x is the everything app
Here is the thing about people who play IRL Quidditch...
Its not the fact that its adults playing a make believe sport based on a novel series aimed at children. Its not the fact that multiple the integral pieces of equipment literally requires magic to function. Its the fact that at the end of the day, people are playing a "Game" designed by someone who obviously never thought about the practicality of a sport where the game can only end by completing 1 objective that also happens to functionally be an "I win" button and invalidate almost everything that happened in the game before it. Oh and also only 1 person per team is allowed to touch that objective.
I totally agree but the golden snitch is not a requirement for a team to win or for the play to be over
@@ELiT3Griefer Admittedly, I don't know if remember a ton about the game from when I read the books, so I asked ChatGPT for a refresher.
The response given seems to indicate that there are only two events that give points (which matches my memory, so maybe I wasn't as forgetful as I thought, or something's missing?):
- 10 points for each quaffle goal.
- 150 points (plus instantly ending the game) for the golden snitch capture.
And only three known events that end a game:
1. Golden snitch capture.
2. A player other than the seeker touching the snitch (a "Snitchnip" foul) forces the committing team to forfeit.
3. Team(s) forfeiting or mutually agreeing to quit.
So (again, unless I'm mistaken, let me know because this is weirdly interesting to me now)...
1a. Lose scenario: If your team is getting trounced and you're behind by >150 points (15+ quaffle goals), you'd want to intentionally not catch the snitch since the game would automatically end and you would lose.
1b. Win scenario: You're ahead, tied, or behind by
IRL Quidditch games have scoring adjusted to be more reasonable
It was designed to be an antiquated type game, a parody of sports, it was never designed to actually be played by anyone.
It's a reference to things like the Eton Wall Game, where the rules are so obscure almost nobody really knows them and they certainly aren't conducive to fun gameplay nor spectation.
16:40 I'm not gonna lie those guys have cracked the "theatre kid code" they get to show off all day in front of the physically fit girls.
The pool party tweet is easily the most wrong Atrioc has ever been
4:32 I love how the editor put in a black background so we could see our reflection in out own lake
Best tweets? More like uh like more like Biggest Glizzies ICANT
Get rid of the "I can't" part and this is actually a very funny comment lol
This aint twitch bro, ICANT aint an emote😂
bro said icant actually wild
i like the ICANT. good comment!
W
I hope Atrioc does a deep dive into the absolute insanity of the AI-generated Facebook posts, the rabbit hole is so deep.
Luv Jesus, luv things made by poor kids, luv shrimp
WHY IS NOONE SHARING THIS /s
@@LakeGameCreepr Amen 🙏
@@LakeGameCreeprsimple as.
Big A and AI pics..CLASSIC combo
15:00 this post just made me realize that the term "scrolling" comes from scrolls and how they are 1 page. How have i not realized this sooner
deleted twitter last week... just realized i dont get mad about random reply threads ive read in the mornings anymore lmao
Had this happen when I unliked my local news and stopped seeing the ignorance festering in the comment sections 👍
@@hvnterly8388 I have to completely remove myself from those comment sections because they are so goddamn unhinged everytime I look
Deleted both Twitter and tik tok and life is actually better
4:00 folding pizza is actually a way of eating pizza, there's literally a street version of it in Naples called "pizza a portafoglio" where they give you a double folded pizza so you can easily eat it.
That pool party bit sucks. Didn't call it a pool party if no one is going to swim
Bro the way that little girls head whipped at @1:38! 🤣after that woman said "no seriously you guys are stepping out of the stereotype"
BEST XEETS!!! I AM WATCHING THIS AND WITH MY ELON MUSK BODY PILLOW (with hole)
W-with hole?!
Only one hole?!
@@milos1967 your soul is cursed and you’re going straight to the boiler room of whatever eternal punishment plain you think exists /pos
@@BudewFan_you will start coughing in 7 days
@@suned3128 jokes on you I already have a cough
Another Brandon “I’m not gonna be racist, I swear I love black people” “glizzy hands” “little elf boy” Ewing CLASSIC
If someone says it’s a POOL party, the pool should be involved, otherwise don’t mention the pool.
0:32 "The Office" unaired episode
i will never miss a atrioc video but will always miss a atrioc stream
That ‘Charlie bit my finger’ thing had me SHOOK. Society is cooked
I'm just imagining being the CIA analyst that decoded the hard drive and found out Bin Laden had it saved, like what the fuck
4 42 pm in June is not a evening pool party. It is not too cold to swim. 12:00 Adult pool party
Especially in the summer? It feels so weird to not expect people to get in the pool.
3:59 they literally did a peer-reviewed study on the best way to eat a pizza, and folding it (a piece) slightly in your hand produces the best structure and taste profile
Ah yes, the famous 20?? peer-reviewed study by Dr. Scientist et al. from University of University. Thank you for backing your claim with a source!
@@Halucygeno be a shame if:
A) you're on the internet and can find it yourself
B) I even cared if it was true. I'm pretty sure it is, but if you think YOU, a random ass person on the internet, deserve /me/ wasting /my time/ for such a useless factoid, you're a silly goober
Nothing will beat essential worker Baskin Robbins mascot
Man im glad you're doing these vids again Big A.
Always loved reacting to tweets
I work in IT. We call holding the power button until the PC shuts down "suffocating" it
My old friend and roommate was addicted to percs, heroin, etc. He was so constipated they had to literally surgically cut his shit out of him. He is now sober, has a kid, and had to join the military.
Percocet anecdotal edification: I have had very bad and painful constipation every time I've taken percocet. My movements are normally top notch.
THIS IS AWESOME I LOVE it when Quacks works on the videos, it's got its own vibe, and I absolutely love it!
The pool party one feels like that sketch from "I Think You Should Leave" where Tim's on a dating reality show, but he's only interested in the pool zipline
You should talk about how the guy that snuck into Japan for free is now actually a part of the parliament in Europe
The quidditch thing reminded me of seeing what I'd assume to be "Jedi fencing" on campus this spring with people wearing robes and weilding neon foam swords without guards. I can in some ways understand people playing specifically quidditch, since it's in some ways a unique sport, even removing the magical elements. (Not saying that the rules make much sense, but it's at least a bit stand-alone)
Going at it with foam laser swords can only ever lie on the spectrum of LARP-HEMA, and we supposedly have a pretty established LARP scene, and our HEMA gym has several national and international gold medalists for longsword, so if you want nerd sports that don't need to exist, I give you laser sword fencing.
That speech, I'm at approximately 5 pauses per second
Yeah this is rough, that's why I'm all the way down here in the comments.
1:07 that's not a friend that's a competitor for your husband's affection
"They like this?" from that dude talking about his constipation had me fucking dying
Oh how I have missed this segment, so glad it’s back!
16:05 "it's German smash bros" the american chats, after learning about the Finnish event.
3:59 I never understood why other people care so much about how I eat food or what I eat 😂😂😂
9:39 remember kids do donuts in the backcountry or in the Walmart parking lot
Speaking of Quidditch I remember going to a marine biology camp and the other students there asked if we wanted to play and I laughed so hard that it burned into my memory in like 4k while anything else is recorded in 240p.
This, zenless, a new epic saga and another lobby shenaniganz releasing within the same 24 hours, we are truly at the peak of entertainment
15:20
"So yea, I'm not like the other horse girls"
What a truly bountiful week this has been to be a youtube frog
Never forget 45 minutes of atrioc fumbling through collecting the tweets mid stream
The stray Blindboy Boatclub appearance is hype, bros got to check out the rubber bandits
I had to pause that speech 2 times already. I'm working up the strength to unpause and finish the video, lord have mercy
I love the frequent videos recently
Me here rewatching atrioc content because I just finished my yearly atrioc binge.
I'm definitely the "in the pool at the pool party" guy. Why call it a pool party if youre not supposed to use the pool.
You host a pool party when you want no one to use it. Cover the pool. Easy.
-looks at my resume with 10+ years experience-
- Sees at home position with more than 2000 applications-
-Applies-
-Gets a call directly from HR within 25 minutes-
-They want you instantly-
LPT, No matter how many people apply. Sometimes you are the one with the experience they need. The reason it says 2000+ applications is because those people have 0 exp in the field.
I do not understand what else 'Pool Party' could possibly mean. Is this some sort of meta joke? Like, imagine I have a slip n' slide in my front yard or something. I'm not gonna call it a 'Slip N' Slide party just cause I wanna have a party in the front yard but there's a slip n' slide there, I'm just gonna invite people to an outdoor party.
This has to be a bit, I'm genuinely so confused.
It's by the pool not that hard pal 😂.
@@WhenInDarknessSeekTheLight
"I'm having a Board Game Party y'all! We're just gonna eat dinner next to our Board Games, though, so don't get excited for any actual board game fun!"
Substitute board games for pool here and what's the difference?
@maruwapofilms815 Board games aren't immovable fixtures of your home that's the difference pal sorry no one taught you common.
@@WhenInDarknessSeekTheLight
I'm having a TV Party y'all! We're just gonna hang out in the living room, though" same difference right?
i don't think 'pool party' isn't something thats said by some people, i just feel like its a pretty stupid and misleading name and there should 100% be more context behind 'pool party'
Nice Persona music at the end there
Mark zucc honestly looks like a bro now, and I really don't think I hate him anymore, because he looks more like a dad, and not somebody with a punchable face.
Hell, I ain't gay, but I'd tap that.
I was on my college quidditch team, and it does indeed go crazy
3:48 reminds me of the guy getting slapped after rolling a pizza up. 🤣
i originally skipped the speech but as soon as i saw people talk about skipping it i went back to rewatch it so i can feel good about my high attention span
the maid of honor switching between giggling and threatening them is wild
14:52 is me not watching movies but also watching hours and hours of 15-30 minute RUclips videos
I can't imagine the "Pissing Italians" not being staged. They be touching your property and your food, just cause they don't like how you enjoy your food differently.
14:40 sadly that was me back in the early 90s... my family is wild 😂
I love best tweets, this stuff to me now is what the markiplier try not to laugh videos were to me at 13 I swear it’s like crack
Hearing p5 in the middle of an Atrioc vid is like finding water in the Sahara
What a gripping end.
Persona 5 music in the background activated a sleeper agent inside me
The speed at which the maid of honor would be permanently removed from my life 😂😭
Ok imagine the quidditch game, no snitch, instead of random poles between legs everyone is on a unicycle and has to be like zooming around. Goalies are on roller blades or on feet. I feel like that’s a hype ass sport
15:49 As a representative of the Finnish council, I must share it with you all that we would like to disown hobby horsing. Maybe the Swedes would like to take it?
I think we'll pass on this one. Maybe the Norwegians will?
Nothing better than seeing a kid you went school with chanting as part of the uk quidditch team
16:40 I'm not gonna lie those guys have cracked the "theatre kid code" they get to show off all day in front of the physically fit girls.
Also they should call themselves the Hogwarts team because there's only meant to be one magical school in the UK right? Seems like a missed opportunity.
The editor on this cooked
IM BACK BABY AHHHH
HES
BACK
AGAIN
I LOVE IT
Zhang ziyu is like in Mario party when you get a 3 vs 1 game 😂 globetrotters level.
This was the most i have laughed at a youtube video in years lmao this was amazing 😂
10:25 Bro wouldn't even pay her in exposure
Look at the watch time bar, it's straight down at the maid of honor speech LMAOOOO
6:01, almost woke my wife and doge up crying laughing
You should watch the Cody KO video where he learned how to hobby horse
As someone who is prescribed opioids, constipation is a side effect of their use. And I can sympathize with the guy in the video, because I’ve had some similar experiences in my 10+ years of being on them. I’ve never had to call 911, but I’ve had some rough trips to the throne with his exact reaction of “ain’t no way that came out of me”.
I have to take other meds to help counteract that side effect, because it’ll seriously fuck you up if you don’t.
Insane Facebook AI slop is fantastic content!
17:00 over 1o yearsa go when i was touring wofford Uni, the tour walked passed a group of students playing quiddich. they asked if anyone wanted to throw the quaffle to start the match(like ref tossing the basketball up to start). i did it and was disappointed to learn there is no snitch(cuz they get stitches and end up in ditches i was told xD)
imagine being friends with someone and just knowing after that speech you cant be friends anymore
I was so excited to see Big A's reaction to what the Snitch is 😂
i generally stay off social media and only stay to youtube and small niche discord servers. whenever i talk to people my age i feel so out of touch
THE HAND’S BACK
Manos.
Despite his lack of coaching experience, JJ, Redick is one of the best minds in basketball and he will definitely be an improvement for the Lakers
Awesome vid as always Brandon.
Love the persona music in the back
4:00 this is how people in Naples eat it, but with half the pizza. But if u do it in the north people will probably look at u funny lol
Thank you for reminding me why I don’t go on twitter
5:20 gives Connor McGregor and Hitman elusive targets vibes
physical pain watching that "speech"
blessed be thou when atrioc uploads
16:40 I'm not gonna lie those guys have cracked the "theatre kid code" they get to show off all day in front of the physically fit girls.
Biggest life change... Yeah, sitting a mountain almost took me out, but damn st.
I was wondering why we don't do this more often, then I saw the quality of the tweets.