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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @BugOperator
    @BugOperator 5 лет назад +7871

    “What our apples lack in flavor, they make up for in ON THE GROUND.”

    • @CUlataKatie
      @CUlataKatie 4 года назад +40

      Shane Green and yours is?

    • @plssubtome734
      @plssubtome734 4 года назад +2

      Criticism exists

    • @flare4509
      @flare4509 4 года назад +12

      Shane Green I hope you know you are adopted and unloved

    • @flare4509
      @flare4509 4 года назад +4

      Ps don’t like your own comments

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 4 года назад +6

      @Shane Green I needed this comment.

  • @thetylife
    @thetylife 5 лет назад +5936

    "For just $45 you call bring home $10 worth of apples..."
    Damn accurate...lol....

    • @dawnsky11
      @dawnsky11 5 лет назад +14

      thetylife Very true!!

    • @imayeti.4674
      @imayeti.4674 5 лет назад +8

      thetylife true
      *but I’m gonna deny it’s true because i don’t talk to anyone below A teir*

    • @leavemealoneorels
      @leavemealoneorels 5 лет назад +18

      Price must vary depending on where you go, the place I go you pay $10 for a basket which is normally around 30-40 apples.

    • @VyvienneEaux
      @VyvienneEaux 4 года назад +10

      At the orchards I've been through, the apples are amazing. They so different from the red/green styrofoam balls you can buy in bulk at the grocery store that I hardly think of them as apples.

    • @tenzackyogi1742
      @tenzackyogi1742 4 года назад +7

      Every apple farm business trend in upstate New York.

  • @imoniemitchell7866
    @imoniemitchell7866 5 лет назад +4565

    “They’re good boys, but if the pull you off the hayride fight like hell” that was the best line ever😭😭😭

    • @princessazulaofthefirenati5870
      @princessazulaofthefirenati5870 5 лет назад +14

      350th like and YES😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 4 года назад +101

      The hayride joke is too true...people go overboard with that shit. Been on some haunted hayrides myself.

    • @nursemelissajane
      @nursemelissajane 4 года назад +49

      I know, right? By the time Woody was advising anyone pulled off the hayride to "fight like hell" I was laughing so hard my stomach muscles were cramping.
      So many super talented actors losing their shit & breaking character in the same sketch was an unexpected bonus.

    • @LaFlor718
      @LaFlor718 4 года назад +90

      I was chased by a teenage boy with a real working chain saw on a haunted trail, they are so not kidding. And before anyone asks. Yes. Florida.

    • @ams147
      @ams147 4 года назад +15

      I went to a haunted hayride the other weekend and this line kept going through my head the entire time. At one point on the hayride we smelled weed smoke something fierce. I think the teen boys stand out in the corn stalks and smoke joints in between hayrides.

  • @sandydog426
    @sandydog426 5 лет назад +3118

    I feel like not enough people are talking about "If they pull you off the hayride, fight like hell. The masks make them behave different." That one made me laugh the most. The delivery was perfect!

  • @DisneySecretSociety
    @DisneySecretSociety 5 лет назад +1516

    "I had fun...I think?"- The writing in this simple sketch is spectacular. It's so damn spot on and relatable if you've ever gone apple picking as an adult.

    • @Natalie-101
      @Natalie-101 4 года назад +9

      In florida, it's the same with strawberries

    • @annagitana1
      @annagitana1 4 года назад +11

      I have. And it indeed was far.

    • @VexVerity
      @VexVerity 3 года назад +3

      @@annagitana1 Same. I also remember it as far.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 2 года назад +1

      I like when the writers use language in a nonstandard way that everyone understands
      I love linguistics and have brain disorders so i have to say things like "date tent" when i can't remember the regular word, so that kind of thing makes me laugh

    • @ruekurei88
      @ruekurei88 Год назад +1

      Wait, this is a real thing? You pay money to go pick apples at a farm?

  • @dawnjuliooo
    @dawnjuliooo 5 лет назад +1542

    “I’m 28.” Why did I laugh SO hard at that

  • @calebweldon8102
    @calebweldon8102 5 лет назад +2625

    “I broke my foot but my girlfriend had fun” that’s how it is

    • @33334s
      @33334s 5 лет назад +52

      The first time I went apple picking, someone stepped in a hole and broke their foot so we ended up in the ER. So that's pretty accurate.

    • @Trig242
      @Trig242 5 лет назад +14

      lotta bees

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 лет назад +14

      But he said "gopher hole" We don't have gophers in Upstate NY. We have woodchucks, but it's not surprising that city-dwellers don't know the difference. They think eggs are a dairy product

    • @FiddlebirdBlue
      @FiddlebirdBlue 5 лет назад +1

      I enjoy first aid more than I should, so I'd probably have a ton of fun ...

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 лет назад +24

      Andrew Velonis - Yeah, I’m sure the first thought someone has after breaking their foot stepping in a hole is “I wonder what species of animal is responsible?” But congrats on knowing the difference between various burrowing rodents.

  • @Paul-xj8ln
    @Paul-xj8ln 5 лет назад +2757

    “Listen to THIS satisfied customer!”
    *donkey wails off screen*
    Kate finally broke. 😈

    • @blahguy6679
      @blahguy6679 5 лет назад +3

      Not funny the 1st time u said it. Shut up

    • @F3RAL3NTITY
      @F3RAL3NTITY 4 года назад +8

      Paul also she has broken NUMEROUS times. Like... I’m mad you even made a deal out of it to begin with

    • @F3RAL3NTITY
      @F3RAL3NTITY 4 года назад +4

      Blah Guy yo did you get that notification this dude Paul said “suck my balls, bruh” ?

    • @PaulC-Drums
      @PaulC-Drums 2 года назад +34

      Aidy's face at 1:45 just before they cut away after the donkey wail that came in too early is amazing

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 10 месяцев назад

      That donkey was one of her satisfied customers.

  • @clevelandcbi
    @clevelandcbi 5 лет назад +7291

    In ONE episode:
    Kate broke.
    Cecily broke.
    Aidy completely lost it.

    • @teotero63
      @teotero63 5 лет назад +86

      clevelandcbi where Cecily broke, in that famous sketch?😂

    • @Axel-ll2jp
      @Axel-ll2jp 5 лет назад +49

      Wtf was cecily?

    • @quincypeabody8469
      @quincypeabody8469 5 лет назад +412

      That wasn't Cecily. That was Woody Harrelson.

    • @clevelandcbi
      @clevelandcbi 5 лет назад +76

      @@quincypeabody8469 Thanks. Did not know that

    • @Amberwood243
      @Amberwood243 5 лет назад +17

      And SNL broke. RIP

  • @ellasmullen3130
    @ellasmullen3130 5 лет назад +2323

    “It was cute. Far, but cute. Lots of bees.” This was hilarious

    • @nataliewatt5205
      @nataliewatt5205 5 лет назад +23

      this is sooo true of apple picking. lots of bees and yellow jackets.

    • @Chudhole
      @Chudhole 5 лет назад +13

      It’s a fun day out generally but yes, almost wickerman levels of bees!

    • @jmag579
      @jmag579 5 лет назад +5

      Natalie Watt but was it cute?

    • @OneTraveller
      @OneTraveller 5 лет назад +7

      "almost wickerman levels of bees" - well played.

    • @peterpiper47
      @peterpiper47 5 лет назад +3

      Ella How is that funny? Have you ever heard a real joke before?

  • @racheldollton
    @racheldollton 5 лет назад +6025

    Kate broke. My god. Never thought I'd see the day LOL

    • @grumpypandy8123
      @grumpypandy8123 5 лет назад +282

      There is a sketch with Aidy and Kate and they break because of the raw meat they were using for the sketch

    • @tulanijones7865
      @tulanijones7865 5 лет назад +135

      Maybe it takes live donkeys to make Kate break.

    • @lisamelroy2855
      @lisamelroy2855 5 лет назад +11

      @@grumpypandy8123 Yep - that one's great too!

    • @kevinriley6320
      @kevinriley6320 5 лет назад +139

      I've seen Kate & Aidy break before. It's Cecily that never breaks

    • @mehlev
      @mehlev 5 лет назад +31

      What?! She breaks in like every sketch 🤣

  • @corenchiereynaldo2417
    @corenchiereynaldo2417 5 лет назад +966

    1:40 "listen to this satisfied customer".... and unexpectedly the donkey hee-hawed. Talk about unexpected timing at the right time lol

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 лет назад +79

      Donkeys are well known for their sense of comedic timing.

    • @tugliife
      @tugliife 4 года назад +1

      @@mloftin6472 Yeah. Someone has never seen Shrek apparently.

    • @PaulC-Drums
      @PaulC-Drums 2 года назад +4

      I love Aidy's face right before it cuts away, like it was DEFINITELY not supposed to happen then

  • @jennf129
    @jennf129 3 года назад +549

    "Hes like Eeyore, with a plan"
    💀💀💀

    • @pudding1255
      @pudding1255 3 года назад +10

      Ikr why is nobody talking about that line?? 😭

    • @razordu30
      @razordu30 4 месяца назад +4

      I couldn't believe it didn't get a bigger reaction.

  • @kypie8
    @kypie8 5 лет назад +386

    “🍑s in theory, 🍒 in theory, 🍓s in theory...”
    I love how they advertise products they don’t even have, in an attempt to make their farm seem more diverse & appealing 😆

  • @chrisjoosten9819
    @chrisjoosten9819 5 лет назад +906

    "He's a troubled man that came with the land, and we pay him in dentistry."

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 лет назад +3

      Yes, your quotation of the script is accurate. Why do you think that qualifies as a comment?

    • @d_chatz8353
      @d_chatz8353 5 лет назад +25

      @@andrewvelonis5940 but look at all the thumbs up! So there! Take that! Ha!

    • @chrisjoosten9819
      @chrisjoosten9819 5 лет назад +17

      Yea, Andrew!! Suck it! And then have a good rest of your day, sir. :)

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 лет назад +13

      Andrew Velonis - Here you are again! This is both sad and intriguing.

    • @chrisjoosten9819
      @chrisjoosten9819 5 лет назад +11

      @@artistfloor9 Somebody, get this Andrew guy a puppy and a vanilla Frosty, stat!

  • @davesecx
    @davesecx 5 лет назад +1252

    "What our apples lack in flavor, they make up for in ON THE GROUND.

    • @catcollector1257
      @catcollector1257 5 лет назад +19

      that made me snort because I drove an hour just to go apple picking and most of the apples were rotting on the ground lmao

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 лет назад +3

      We owe you a debt of gratitude for quoting from the script.

    • @smartmoufx6800
      @smartmoufx6800 5 лет назад +14

      @@andrewvelonis5940 Are you new to RUclips? Get over yourself!

    • @matthewhall6288
      @matthewhall6288 5 лет назад

      Why yes, I have seen the video as well.

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 лет назад +4

      Andrew Velonis - And we owe you a debt of gratitude for skimming through the comments so you can point this out every time somebody does it.

  • @pugnturtle
    @pugnturtle 5 лет назад +1190

    “For just $45 you can bring home $10 worth of apples.” 😂🤣 So true.
    I think we need a Kate and Aidy led sketch every week. 🥰

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 5 лет назад +7

      Right? I live near one of these places in California, Oak Glen. They try real hard to be cutesy and old-fashioned, but it's ridiculously expensive to do anything there.

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 5 лет назад +3

      pug: I picked apples in Massachusets but would not have paid that much to do it. somebody else paid. It's a clever strategy though, charging people to do what you would normally have to pay them to do.

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 лет назад +4

      bdrmongoose78 - I assume this means we won’t be seeing you comment on anymore of their videos?

    • @georgethompson3763
      @georgethompson3763 5 лет назад +1

      There are plenty of farms that don't charge you anything other than the fruits you pick up. You may have to drive a little further away though.

    • @hzlgry8192
      @hzlgry8192 2 года назад

      I think that price makes no sense and you have add the price of going there and coming back. lol

  • @miltonpearson7325
    @miltonpearson7325 5 лет назад +294

    The way he said "stop" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joem2130
      @joem2130 3 года назад +2

      He's vegan irl too 😂😂😢

  • @FiddlebirdBlue
    @FiddlebirdBlue 5 лет назад +968

    "They're good boys, but if they pull you off the hayride, fight like hell. The masks make 'em behave diff'rent." GEEZUS. Why is this pair of sentences so much scarier than many full-length horror movies???

    • @StarWarsMoments
      @StarWarsMoments 4 года назад +9

      Because it's a single line, and far easier than maintaining a mood or tension.

    • @adh0c468
      @adh0c468 3 года назад +12

      Don't forget "mob mentality". Way funnier if you've seen Das Experiment.

    • @billvolk4236
      @billvolk4236 3 года назад +26

      "They're good boys, but..." is already maximum horror

    • @thepanpiper7715
      @thepanpiper7715 3 года назад +3

      Because you know it's true.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 2 года назад +1

      It's terrifying lol

  • @JJ-xs9me
    @JJ-xs9me 5 лет назад +204

    “ it was cute, far but cute. A lot of bees.”
    I’ve apple picked with my family many times and I can say this is wholly accurate

    • @chodeshadar18
      @chodeshadar18 5 лет назад +3

      Actually when ya think about the news reports of insect depopulation, that's kind of comforting!

  • @kaiadaigle937
    @kaiadaigle937 5 лет назад +614

    I loved the way they pulled away and showed the set.

    • @chewcodes
      @chewcodes 5 лет назад +3

      Kaia Free might've been the last sketch

    • @SandraLovesSun
      @SandraLovesSun 5 лет назад +3

      @@chewcodes I've seen them do that throughout. It's a cool touch, I agree.

    • @biancamasquerade
      @biancamasquerade 5 лет назад

      You must be new

    • @warpedg
      @warpedg 5 лет назад +8

      They used to do this more often...especially in the early days.

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl 5 лет назад +1

      Kaia Free
      They’re a bit too... self-aware and internet culture-influenced for my liking tbh.

  • @davismears
    @davismears 5 лет назад +418

    "We found some animals, and now they're imprisoned!" holy shit this line ended me, perfect delivery

  • @UnOtroDiegueno
    @UnOtroDiegueno 5 лет назад +1184

    “The part of the state that has Confederate Flags”

    • @sophliberty
      @sophliberty 5 лет назад +30

      lmao that’s just my hometown

    • @marissaawesome2422
      @marissaawesome2422 5 лет назад +58

      This is NO lie...I'm from Va.. Had to move to up state NY and I see tons of Confederate Flag up here than down in a Confederate State..lol.

    • @TheGlitterGlobe
      @TheGlitterGlobe 5 лет назад +1

      Truth

    • @loisrabies8713
      @loisrabies8713 5 лет назад +12

      Seriously I don't understand this. Also some areas have civil war reanactments can someone explain this to me? Where was the civil war in NY state?

    • @keitharm9598
      @keitharm9598 5 лет назад +3

      Lois Rabies you're a complete idiot.. lost with common sense..

  • @katherineelmore9919
    @katherineelmore9919 4 года назад +141

    I gotta say, I love how obvious the love between Kate and Aidy is in all their sketches together. They're hysterical as a duo and I think their stuff together is the only thing I've seen that breaks Kate (besides cats, of course).

  • @Royannaf1
    @Royannaf1 5 лет назад +1452

    That was funny 😄 “He’s like Eeyore with a plan”

    • @joanwaters6410
      @joanwaters6410 5 лет назад +10

      That was so fuckin good

    • @joanwaters6410
      @joanwaters6410 5 лет назад +24

      @@SimonKanner-si3it Eeyore is a super depressed donkey. A plan is referring to a suicide plan. yeah it is really dark and yeah I just explained a joke, but it was really funny to me.

    • @skullseybones
      @skullseybones 5 лет назад +5

      I had to stop the video cause I was laughing so hard

    • @belowaverageluke1369
      @belowaverageluke1369 5 лет назад +1

      @@joanwaters6410 Damn, I never knew that it was that dark.

    • @rootbeer_666
      @rootbeer_666 5 лет назад +1

      Stop

  • @eliasmertens9313
    @eliasmertens9313 4 года назад +175

    “Come cosplay outdoorsy-ness...” Yes that line sums up people who say they like apple picking

  • @rafaeljimeno3863
    @rafaeljimeno3863 5 лет назад +259

    Woody Harrelson must have been cracking them up all week, so many unusual character breaks this episode 😁

  • @miagonzo5522
    @miagonzo5522 3 года назад +77

    "we found some animals and now they're in prison" and "you can pet them if you pay me" "stop" i am dying 🤣🤣😭

  • @Hhjjjhhjkdbjj
    @Hhjjjhhjkdbjj 5 лет назад +238

    "He's like Eeyore with a plan"

  • @carrots_arelife2924
    @carrots_arelife2924 5 лет назад +2659

    "Located in the part of New York State that has Confederate flags."
    Sooo many Confederate flags upstate!

    • @thersten
      @thersten 5 лет назад +5

      B.S.

    • @nunyadamnbidness2531
      @nunyadamnbidness2531 5 лет назад +21

      Lol like Maine Justice.

    • @sunblock8717
      @sunblock8717 5 лет назад +140

      @Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure Nah, they're just ignorant bigots. Ignorant bigots can be found every place on earth. Heck, there's even folks in Canada who fly Confederate flags for some stupid reason.

    • @DS-rt1ed
      @DS-rt1ed 5 лет назад +129

      @Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure That flag is regularly used to signal white supremacy...which is not exclusive to the South....it exists all over the US. Hell, that Iowa Representative (Steve King) had a confederate flag on his desk and still got re-elected, soooo. Oh, and I'm Southern and have never owned one, so don't lump us all together either.

    • @EugeneAxe
      @EugeneAxe 5 лет назад +39

      They're traitors to the north

  • @Chris-or7it
    @Chris-or7it 5 лет назад +359

    If they pull you off the hayride fight like hell. 😂

  • @drmojo99
    @drmojo99 5 лет назад +1623

    also known as the episode Woody sabotaged the cast with edibles.....

    • @joeyowens1974
      @joeyowens1974 5 лет назад +23

      Prolly left a few VapePens Floating around.

    • @KH-us9pr
      @KH-us9pr 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @suzic4521
      @suzic4521 5 лет назад +13

      drmojo99 ~ I was wondering why everyone was breaking character 😂

    • @dmcloren
      @dmcloren 5 лет назад +12

      Did that really happen?? I was wondering why everyone was so giggly!!

    • @MrTitaniumDioxide
      @MrTitaniumDioxide 5 лет назад +2

      Nah...unless something has changed...
      _After 30 Years, Woody Harrelson Quits Weed for Scientific Reasons_
      www.inverse.com/article/29326-woody-harrelson-quit-marijuana-weed-science

  • @terryeubanks8797
    @terryeubanks8797 4 года назад +38

    Three incredibly funny people in this one and so many horrible truths about apple farms. Easily one of my favorite sketches of all time.

  • @SirEriol
    @SirEriol 4 года назад +78

    Debra Chickum.- I'm Debra Chickum.
    Debra's sister.- And I'm her sister.
    Aaaand that's it.

    • @dazem8
      @dazem8 3 года назад +3

      i legit thought they were lesbians running the orchard together at first 😆

  • @mennoberga4133
    @mennoberga4133 5 лет назад +106

    "We found some animals, and now they're in prison!"
    That one got me lol

  • @adinavritt9198
    @adinavritt9198 5 лет назад +619

    "what our apples lack in flavor they make up for in on the ground" try to put that sentence in any other context.

    • @pisceanqueen1
      @pisceanqueen1 5 лет назад +1

      Deez nuts? Old lady boobs!

    • @veronicaachebe2632
      @veronicaachebe2632 5 лет назад +1

      I don't get it?

    • @pisceanqueen1
      @pisceanqueen1 5 лет назад

      @@veronicaachebe2632 I accepted the challenge of using the "apples" sentence in another context; just using "apples" as a euphemism for the above nonsense. I read my own comment after two months, and was also like, "uhm, what??" 😂
      Or in case it was the original joke you didn't get; apple orchards have so much fruit lying on the ground it's crazy.

    • @veronicaachebe2632
      @veronicaachebe2632 5 лет назад +1

      @@pisceanqueen1 ok thank you!

  • @ashhiz4350
    @ashhiz4350 5 лет назад +287

    You can hear something going down with that donkey at 1:44 that made them crack up lol

  • @mickeybreezy
    @mickeybreezy 5 лет назад +598

    "The masks make them behave different, mob mentality." Bro, that's deep lol.

    • @princessazulaofthefirenati5870
      @princessazulaofthefirenati5870 5 лет назад +2

      110th like

    • @Amanda-Renee
      @Amanda-Renee 4 года назад +9

      Your comment aged very, VERY badly lol. The Trumpers would go crazy over this comment! 😂

    • @dimokonov8694
      @dimokonov8694 3 года назад +1

      @@Amanda-Renee I mean y'all cry when someone misgenders u

    • @vmc805
      @vmc805 3 года назад +9

      @@dimokonov8694 found the snowflake

    • @dimokonov8694
      @dimokonov8694 3 года назад +1

      @@vmc805 its u yes

  • @bootsieragansings
    @bootsieragansings 5 лет назад +80

    "So Come- cosplay outdoorsiness with us!" Perfection.

  • @angeleyes_1412
    @angeleyes_1412 5 лет назад +44

    I love Aidy and Kate sketches! 🤣😂 when they’re together the break more often!

  • @ashleytilley24
    @ashleytilley24 5 лет назад +244

    Omg😂😂😂😂😂 this is golden “did you know donkeys can be depressed?” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ONI1013.
    @ONI1013. 5 лет назад +59

    3:20 - “If they pull you off the hay ride, fight like hell.” 🤣🤣🤣 Woody is perfect for this skit.

    • @helenli7302
      @helenli7302 4 года назад +2

      woody's such an underrated host, he makes it seem effortless

  • @NEUTR0NDANCE
    @NEUTR0NDANCE 5 лет назад +44

    Kate and Aidy sketches are a national treasure

  • @ceasedesist703
    @ceasedesist703 5 лет назад +48

    “He’s a troubled man who came with the land and we pay him with dentistry “🤣😂🤣👏🏽

  • @taylorlibby7642
    @taylorlibby7642 5 лет назад +385

    Too true!! It completely weirded this Southerner out to be in upper New York state and have multiple people running around with Confederate flags on their trucks bumpers,belt buckles, and houses! I had to stop and check to make sure I hadn't driven back to Alabama in some sort of coma! Found the same phenomenon in Vermont. I have to admit though, I always appreciate it when morons wear that flag in public and give the rest of us warning as to their presence. It's the equivalent of stripes on a skunk.

    • @Be1smaht
      @Be1smaht 5 лет назад +2

      Well the plbeauty of the north is its in specific parts instead of you know everywhere

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 5 лет назад +32

      @Tim Mill Get a grip chuckles. Only one making claims like that seems to be you. Now run along since you got it outta your system, we can all hear Mommy calling you from the top of the basement stairs.

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 5 лет назад +38

      @Tim Mill Oh bless your heart! It has nothing to do with being "woke" chuckles, however desperately you need it to be. It's just a plain scientific fact. If you run around displaying the battle flag of the Army of Northern Va for any reason other than to decorate the grave(s) of your kin who actually fought in it then you're a bubble headed moron not smart enough to research the actual Confederate flag. And yes, "Confedrate flag" decals/tshirts/bikinis/etc/etc are a blaring symbol of idiocy worldwide.

    • @thomaspatnode7053
      @thomaspatnode7053 5 лет назад +7

      Gosh, can't believe we all care so much about a flag for a failed government. They didn't die in the end so I guess their flag would be... white in surrender? And since the north didn't exterminate half the population, maaaaaybe take a hint from your ancestors and let live.

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 лет назад +13

      Saint Scanderbeg - Ah yes, you certainly sound like quite an alpha male yourself. Strong and tough. We’re lucky you’re behind a computer screen because otherwise we’d be blinded by the sight of your rippling muscles and luxurious chest hair. Are you gonna make a joke about soybeans next? You pathetic fucking dweeb lol.

  • @mikebevacqua1517
    @mikebevacqua1517 5 лет назад +186

    “If they pull you off the heyride, fight like hell” lmao unusual comedy for snl

    • @brdnrd
      @brdnrd 5 лет назад +7

      Uh...That would be "hayride."

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 лет назад +5

      It's true, many "actors" in haunted attractions take things too far.

    • @mikebevacqua1517
      @mikebevacqua1517 5 лет назад

      Ken Burton way to piss me off this morning

    • @brdnrd
      @brdnrd 5 лет назад

      @@mikebevacqua1517 Happy to oblige. This one's on the house.

    • @ams147
      @ams147 5 лет назад

      best part of the sketch for sure.

  • @macieham.629
    @macieham.629 3 года назад +158

    As someone who actually does live in the part of NY that has confederate flags, this sketch really resonates with me

    • @maplelatte3366
      @maplelatte3366 3 года назад +4

      Right? It really does.

    • @bela516
      @bela516 Год назад

      “The part of New York State that has Confederate Flags” - hey!! They mentioned us!!

    • @trevorgavin3759
      @trevorgavin3759 Год назад +1

      someone asks where in NY I’m from. This is always my answer. They know exactly where I’m talking about.

  • @TsetsiStoyanova
    @TsetsiStoyanova 5 лет назад +172

    Hey, it beats going to the store!

  • @yungheru1387
    @yungheru1387 3 года назад +8

    "They get the deers drunk!" The writing in this skit is Phenomenal!

  • @jmag579
    @jmag579 5 лет назад +48

    1:54
    When the skit started I was just remembering how Kate is so legendary and almost never breaks.
    And then she starts busting up like I’ve never seen before 🤣😆

    • @DJMichaelAngelo
      @DJMichaelAngelo 5 лет назад +4

      it was the donkey unexpectedly "braying" off-stage @1:41 that threw them off I think - that wasn't supposed to happen, you can see Aidy Briant start to gasp as that happens, then the camera cuts away

  • @lonejedi9175
    @lonejedi9175 5 лет назад +351

    Oh my, everyone is breaking character this episode.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 лет назад +29

      They were getting a contact high from Woody.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 5 лет назад +2

      They need to do that more often, since most of this stuff is crap to begin with.

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 лет назад +6

      sha11235 - And yet you spend time watching it just so you can insult it in the comments.

    • @clevelandcbi
      @clevelandcbi 5 лет назад +3

      Cecily cracking up off camera had poor Aidy dying on camera.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 5 лет назад

      @@artistfloor9 Well, you have to watch it in order to comment on the stupid thing. That's only fair, right?

  • @rob_4227
    @rob_4227 5 лет назад +102

    I’ve never been to New York, but I think every state has a place like this. The oddly specific made it universal 😆

    • @emericcson123
      @emericcson123 5 лет назад +10

      Rob _ I’m in Southern California and I literally just went to a place like this and got apple cider donuts lol

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 5 лет назад +3

      Except Florida. We just have oranges and grapefruit.

    • @Eveningbreeze721
      @Eveningbreeze721 5 лет назад +1

      Yes we have them in Maryland lol

    • @whateverlolawants
      @whateverlolawants 5 лет назад

      We definitely have these in Indiana. The cider donuts ARE good, though.

    • @americangiant1003
      @americangiant1003 5 лет назад +3

      Rob. Pretty Much NYC and it's suburban areas i.e The Northern suburbs of Westchester and Rockland Counties and the eastern counties on Long Island are supposedly free from Confederate flags which is of course not true. However much of Upstate NY is almost similar to the Midwest i.e Indiana, etc. There are exceptions though such as Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse and Albany though. Thus why there a political divide in NYS Government between the Democratic Machine of NYC and more "moderate Republicans" in places such as I assume the Hudson River Valley. Hope this gives brief explanation of NYS Demographics.

  • @sarennawood1332
    @sarennawood1332 5 лет назад +14

    Honestly this is my favorite SNL sketch. I watched it during finals and it actually made me laugh.

  • @dadwithabat
    @dadwithabat 3 года назад +2

    1:45 If it wasn't planted, the donkey braying was the perfect segue for Kate's next line regarding the petting zoo 🤣

  • @myerklamb8529
    @myerklamb8529 5 лет назад +99

    "So come, cosplay oudoorsiness with us!"

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 лет назад +2

      We owe you a debt of gratitude for quoting from the script.

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 лет назад +2

      Andrew Velonis - And here you are again! Is this your hobby?

    • @dmcloren
      @dmcloren 5 лет назад +1

      @@artistfloor9 geez, ignore him. He's here for attention.

  • @danielm3192
    @danielm3192 5 лет назад +114

    This had a "Whiskers R We" vibe to it...

    • @Greendragon434
      @Greendragon434 5 лет назад

      Daniel M not as much sexual undertone, though

    • @jaschul
      @jaschul 5 лет назад +1

      @@Greendragon434 No, but it had more...ass. (Get it? Get it?)

  • @haku_aku
    @haku_aku 5 лет назад +64

    Kate not tryna laugh while in the character is the best thing ever😍😍

  • @madeleine1042
    @madeleine1042 5 лет назад +15

    kate and aidy’s comedic chemistry is the best thing omg

  • @masong695
    @masong695 2 года назад +9

    As someone from peak apple farm country in Michigan.......this rly hit different. I swear to god, Aidy's character was like something straight out of my hometown.

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 лет назад +174

    I can say with experience that teenagers take haunted attractions WAY! TOO! SERIOUSLY!

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 лет назад +6

      Go big or go home.

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 5 лет назад

      My mom never let me go to the ones run by teenagers when I was growing up because she said girls got raped at them 😳 don't know if it's true or not but that's what she would tell me

    • @brenyatta
      @brenyatta 5 лет назад +2

      Grace Haven Well, that’s REALLY fucked up. I swear, those who do that have special places waiting for them

  • @vizualizeit08
    @vizualizeit08 5 лет назад +10

    Love when Aidy and Kate break character, so funny.. classic SNL..

  • @blew4200
    @blew4200 5 лет назад +278

    "The masks make 'em act different, to be honest, they scare the hell out of me"

    • @javansegovia
      @javansegovia 5 лет назад +15

      blew4200 mob mentality

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 5 лет назад +5

      I never thought SNL would make of ANTIFA

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 5 лет назад +1

      Yes, your quotation of the script is accurate. Why do you think that qualifies as a comment?

    • @blew4200
      @blew4200 5 лет назад +2

      @@andrewvelonis5940 because fuckin murica

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 4 года назад +4

      @@bobbierobinson6269 Ironic since the anger over masks have been almost exclusively from anti-maskers. But please continue white woman who thinks she can lump all the people she doesn't like together with one term. Go sprinkle some raisins over something unnecessarily.

  • @ana-meekablum5932
    @ana-meekablum5932 4 года назад +21

    I like how Kate always seems kinda terrified whenever she takes on this persona.

  • @sethicus9665
    @sethicus9665 5 лет назад +5

    Kate McKinnon is possible the most versatile comic they have on this show. Truly magnificent.

  • @justgames2245
    @justgames2245 5 лет назад +218

    as an upstate new yorker, this is 100% accurate

    • @TamiRPerl8456374155
      @TamiRPerl8456374155 5 лет назад +8

      Ikr... I feel like I know these people.

    • @chrystals.4376
      @chrystals.4376 5 лет назад +4

      It’s accurate for farm country in Northern Cali as well.

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 лет назад +1

      Do farmers really try to tell you that strawberries are picked in October? Ha ha.

    • @mloftin6472
      @mloftin6472 5 лет назад +3

      @@chrystals.4376 accurate for parts of about 40 states, and that is one of the things i like about our country.

    • @chrystals.4376
      @chrystals.4376 5 лет назад +1

      M Loftin It was misery for me when I lived there when I was a kid

  • @breakingames7772
    @breakingames7772 5 лет назад +32

    1:45 her face surprised as hell at the donkey

  • @iamskippy
    @iamskippy 5 лет назад +44

    02:00 TWICE in one episode!!! _Aidy is winning the __#JimmyFallon__ award for most breaks!_
    Plus Kate laughing is always great!

    • @CindyVision
      @CindyVision 5 лет назад +4

      It really improves the show. I love the realness of that. It's like MadTV back in those days. More loose.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Год назад

      The Jimmy Fallon Award for Cracking Up During An SNL Sketch should have been a recurring sketch on SNL, specifically whenever Jimmy Fallon hosts.

  • @madalynlejeune8306
    @madalynlejeune8306 4 года назад +9

    "We found some animals, and now they're in prison" hahaha love woody

  • @mariannecontrino6297
    @mariannecontrino6297 4 года назад +6

    This is one of the funniest sketches I've seen in a long time. Hit after hit, joke after joke, had me legitimately laughing out loud. I'm gonna venture a guess, and say the dislikes were from the families of those who fell off the hayride, and didn't "fight like hell", never to be seen again. Now, I don't usually quote lines from the script, but that "He's like Eeyore, but with a plan" joke, was too damn good not to acknowledge. I truly hope this becomes a recurring skit.

    • @jongregory8554
      @jongregory8554 4 года назад +2

      SNL regularly has Aidy & Kate advertising their "business". This was a particularly funny sketch, however.

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates 5 лет назад +15

    I love Aidy and Kate sketches. Too funny!

    • @Trig242
      @Trig242 5 лет назад

      They really are perfect together

  • @caitlinklose4850
    @caitlinklose4850 5 лет назад +12

    I actually burst out laughing aloud in my dorm room at 1 AM. Preeeetty sure I woke up my roommate. Great sketch 😂

  • @TwoCagedBirds
    @TwoCagedBirds 5 лет назад +24

    I just love the fact that Woody's like "If the boys pull you off the hayride, fight like hell. The masks make them act different." and then it shows them, and they're wearing Ghostface masks! I just thought that was really funny.

  • @ThaBlkRainbow
    @ThaBlkRainbow 5 лет назад +68

    "We have peaches in theory. Cherries in theory." 😂
    "Spend $45 to get $10 worth of apples"
    "I'm 29."

  • @eugenestevenkong9430
    @eugenestevenkong9430 4 года назад +6

    3:41 Me and the boys out to scare kids 😂😂😂

  • @bsusak09
    @bsusak09 Год назад +3

    “And what they lack in flavor they make up for in, on the ground” hahaha

  • @TylerJones-yk3oh
    @TylerJones-yk3oh 5 лет назад +41

    “Did you know donkeys can be depressed?” Omg 😂😂

  • @F3RAL3NTITY
    @F3RAL3NTITY 4 года назад +17

    We found some animals... And now they’re in prison. 😂😂🤦‍♂️

  • @humanrupert
    @humanrupert Месяц назад

    I go back to this video every now and then because Kate McKinnon breaking brings me so much joy. A very precious woman.

  • @micaelaroyo4837
    @micaelaroyo4837 5 лет назад +4

    "We found some animals.... Now theyre in prison!"
    By fr the most UNDERRATED and hilarious line of the entire skit

  • @craigbryant3191
    @craigbryant3191 5 лет назад +12

    "I've never picked apples before, but now I have. I had fun, I think." Exactly how I felt!

  • @tyneshaceasar9172
    @tyneshaceasar9172 5 лет назад +7

    This sketch is frighteningly accurate😂

  • @dirtbagdeacon
    @dirtbagdeacon 3 года назад +9

    I am from the part of WNY that has both apple orchards and Confederate flags. This whole sketch is accurate.

  • @starrtaylorr
    @starrtaylorr 4 года назад +40

    When they’re together it’s always as funny as when Tina and Amy are together.

    • @jongregory8554
      @jongregory8554 4 года назад +2

      Tina and Amy (and Maya) were the best.

  • @hmax17
    @hmax17 5 лет назад +1

    When the donkey sound played before the wrong point of the sketch, Aidy and Kate nearly lose. Second sketch that night for Aidy where something just goes wrong and its so hysterical

  • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
    @ASMRyouVEGANyet 5 лет назад +69

    "Maybe just go to the store" 😆

  • @benrifkin1981
    @benrifkin1981 5 лет назад +536

    “Located in the part of NY state that has Confederate flags.” 😆

    • @janelabombard2219
      @janelabombard2219 5 лет назад +17

      Ben Rifkin yup. It’s true. I live there. 🙄😆

    • @Trig242
      @Trig242 5 лет назад +7

      I escaped haha

    • @kiltworm
      @kiltworm 5 лет назад +2

      @@janelabombard2219 Wow. I'm Canadian. I thought NY was all pretty civilized.

    • @hollyhermann8212
      @hollyhermann8212 5 лет назад +13

      New Yorkers are civilized and there are still some people who are just ignorant. You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it think, you can lead an idiot to facts but you can’t make them think.

    • @JosiahMcCarthy
      @JosiahMcCarthy 5 лет назад +1

      @@Trig242 same

  • @sharkbait6765
    @sharkbait6765 5 лет назад +8

    “They’re good boys but if they pull you off the hay ride fight like hell.”
    😂😂
    This is so funny

  • @natchica9223
    @natchica9223 5 лет назад +4

    this is like a full sketch of the smokery farms segment they did on weekend update and im living for it

  • @thepanpiper7715
    @thepanpiper7715 3 года назад +4

    "He's a troubled man who came with the land" is one of my favourite SNL lines *ever*.

  • @ricepresident2990
    @ricepresident2990 3 года назад +4

    Yo “cosplay outdoorsiness with us” is so accurate.

  • @dazem8
    @dazem8 3 года назад +3

    im still convinced "sisters" is code and they really mean lesbians running the farm together 😆 i laughed tf out loud at "i'm 28"

  • @jimmyplenderleith9471
    @jimmyplenderleith9471 3 года назад +4

    Aidy and Kate together are amazing.....they have never had a bad skit TOGETHER........

  • @MalkerHD
    @MalkerHD 3 года назад +1

    How to describe 5000 years of animal breeding : "We found some animals, and now they're in prison"

  • @Lady_Vengeance
    @Lady_Vengeance 5 лет назад +4

    “We found some animals. Now they’re in prison.”
    😂 😂

  • @jinx8870
    @jinx8870 3 года назад +3

    We found some animals, and now theyre in prison

  • @mizunomp29mizuno69
    @mizunomp29mizuno69 5 лет назад +215

    Never seen Kate break character?!?! Lorne must’ve grinned just a tad...

    • @aaroncoal28
      @aaroncoal28 5 лет назад +6

      He's 74 years old. He's seen everything. And I don't believe his plan was that his cast would try to get laughs by breaking character constantly (ala Carol Burnett). But that's apparently what makes kids laugh these days.

    • @hecticdmc
      @hecticdmc 5 лет назад +44

      @@aaroncoal28 If you like, I can set you up with a good doctor that can help you with that stick. Just think how nice it'll be to sit down again.

    • @artistfloor9
      @artistfloor9 5 лет назад +4

      Aaron Stigall - Seeing people laugh makes other people laugh? Who’d have thought? Clearly this is some stupid new trend and not part of human nature or anything. Thanks for shedding light on this phenomenon. From this day forward, if someone breaks character in a comedy sketch, I will sit here stone-faced and call anyone who laughs an ignoramus.
      P.S. Carol Burnett is a legend, and her show was successful for a reason .

    • @jaschul
      @jaschul 5 лет назад +3

      Just remember, it required a DONKEY to make it happen.

    • @pisceanqueen1
      @pisceanqueen1 5 лет назад +2

      I guess she broke character because the donkey hee-hawed right after she said "..just listen to our satisfied customer!" 😂

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas 4 года назад +8

    Woody has never stopped being Woody

  • @CastellonZamora
    @CastellonZamora 5 лет назад +9

    I hate how accurate this is even for Midwest farms that thrive in Fall 💀😭

  • @Thehubb1
    @Thehubb1 4 года назад +3

    Everything about this skit is from a bizarre dream I love it

  • @grumpycham9614
    @grumpycham9614 5 лет назад +28

    For 45 dollars you can bring home 10 dollars worth of apples LOL LOVE IT!