Joe Rogan: "..Then I FILLED My Pants"

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

Комментарии • 290

  • @CajunQP
    @CajunQP 8 месяцев назад +82

    “You son of a bitch” is the most fucking factual response to the accidental slipperoo 😂😂

  • @nathankeys199
    @nathankeys199 8 месяцев назад +52

    His underwear became as about affective as the border wall line killed me!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheUniverseWorksForUsBeings
    @TheUniverseWorksForUsBeings 8 месяцев назад +222

    I'm a 39 year old mom of 3 boys. My dad told me when I was about 14-15 "Kristine, everyone shuts their pants at least once in their life"....he didn't lie 😂😂

    • @TheUniverseWorksForUsBeings
      @TheUniverseWorksForUsBeings 8 месяцев назад +34

      "My underwear was about as effective as our borderwall"😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @NewmanHoffman-le3zw
      @NewmanHoffman-le3zw 8 месяцев назад

      hahaha

    • @3jacksonderek
      @3jacksonderek 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheUniverseWorksForUsBeings, someone didn’t you finish building your underwear??

    • @mdbizzl
      @mdbizzl 8 месяцев назад

      No because the underwear is inherently racist@@3jacksonderek

    • @xdrjoelx37
      @xdrjoelx37 8 месяцев назад +3

      Kristine, when I was like 20. I was on my way to my wells fargo teller job. I farted in my 98 honda prelude. It wasnt a fart. At this point I was FIRMLY humbled in life. I made a U-turn on the bronx river highway by scarsdale and took my ass back to white plains for a full wash. Your dad was right.

  • @G_xx_
    @G_xx_ 8 месяцев назад +2

    Shanes face of guilt at 6:44 😂😂😂

  • @mommabearand2cubs
    @mommabearand2cubs 8 месяцев назад +137

    My dad always swore that once you turn 40 years old, "never trust a fart!"

    • @marcinlis3700
      @marcinlis3700 8 месяцев назад +18

      As a 32 year old…. I stopped trusting farts at 30…

    • @y3wtub3
      @y3wtub3 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@marcinlis3700 stopped trusting at 13 here

    • @MyName-yl2nc
      @MyName-yl2nc 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@marcinlis3700agreed 😂

    • @Droidzonegamer
      @Droidzonegamer 8 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe exercising regularly, eating high fibre diet plus drinking lots of water daily will help post 40.

    • @nesne2167
      @nesne2167 8 месяцев назад +2

      Dude, 40 is not old. If you can't trust a fart at 40 you are seriously out of shape. Hit the gym!

  • @maddict1045
    @maddict1045 8 месяцев назад +39

    The vein in Joe's temple is my favorite member of the podcast.

  • @neiltaylor9222
    @neiltaylor9222 8 месяцев назад +17

    Finally the 3 sea shells in Demolition Man makes sense!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤙🏾

  • @UndercoverNormie
    @UndercoverNormie 8 месяцев назад +63

    I shit my pants at work once and had to go the rest of the day free balling it

    • @kingocowata
      @kingocowata 8 месяцев назад

      Same

    • @TheretardedPaulbrother
      @TheretardedPaulbrother 8 месяцев назад

      I let out a fart in bed while being commando an wet spray shit the bed

    • @sawg4607
      @sawg4607 8 месяцев назад +11

      I did that before. I had to freeball while dealing blackjack.

    • @kaizen916
      @kaizen916 8 месяцев назад +19

      Bro you shit your pants and stayed?! Lmfao fuck that if I shit my pants I'm leaving work immediately 😂

    • @Mr-214
      @Mr-214 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@kaizen916 only a man knows what is like to have to throw away a pair of undies and go back to work 😂

  • @SaltyBoogersDivers
    @SaltyBoogersDivers 8 месяцев назад +39

    Anyone else made it through life thus far without shitting their pants down to their socks??

    • @dwellner502
      @dwellner502 8 месяцев назад +5

      It hasn’t gone to my socks yet but I shit myself in my dads lazy boy and because there was a fart behind the shit it was expelled from my body with significant PSI and I felt it hit the back of my knees

    • @drewh9456
      @drewh9456 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@dwellner502you felt it hit your knees while you were sitting in a lazy boy? That sounds impossible…..

    • @ekothesilent9456
      @ekothesilent9456 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@drewh9456 what kind of velocities was this man dealing with 😂

    • @SaltyBoogersDivers
      @SaltyBoogersDivers 8 месяцев назад

      @@ekothesilent9456 we call this escape velocity is asstrophysics

    • @spencerhjalseth7288
      @spencerhjalseth7288 8 месяцев назад +1

      So far yeah

  • @tjwest2605
    @tjwest2605 8 месяцев назад +28

    Why is toilet humour always funny? We might get older but we still giggle like children at it 😂

    • @skipdog9912
      @skipdog9912 8 месяцев назад

      Haha. 😂 I’ll never out grow 💩humor!

  • @kspencerj
    @kspencerj 8 месяцев назад +10

    for any females wondering. this is 90% of male conversations.

  • @TheColosiss
    @TheColosiss 8 месяцев назад +2

    I had to pause this video so many times. I was laughing to hard. My face hurts! 10/10

  • @KeefSweat
    @KeefSweat 8 месяцев назад +2

    "Pause on the corn cobs" 😂

  • @johnnyapplec6799
    @johnnyapplec6799 8 месяцев назад +6

    As a guy who's had MANY incidents, I really appreciated this. I was laughing out loud! Hey man, everybody has been there

  • @sirclarkmarz
    @sirclarkmarz 8 месяцев назад +10

    Pulled my shorts down and took a dump in the surf in Hawaii body surf backed in looked over and it was riding the wave next to me .

    • @tjwest2605
      @tjwest2605 8 месяцев назад +3

      Riding the wave next to you 😂 that dookie was getting pitted

  • @johnshaw4137
    @johnshaw4137 8 месяцев назад +5

    Shane " nothing like a mid day shower"
    Joe " I was on my out the door"
    Shane " ohhhhh"

  • @odd3l5
    @odd3l5 8 месяцев назад +17

    He doesn't know how to use the three seashells. 😅

  • @joshboyd59
    @joshboyd59 8 месяцев назад +1

    Young Jamie with the subtle demolition man reference! This clip made me cry laughing.

  • @fourleafcloveer5011
    @fourleafcloveer5011 8 месяцев назад +19

    Now I feel a lot better about owning a bidet. It's amazing once you get use to it. Can't imagine not having it now.

    • @Romo69
      @Romo69 8 месяцев назад +2

      So weird every toilet doesn’t have one. Best invention, my life has been way better

    • @grovestreetryder3609
      @grovestreetryder3609 8 месяцев назад +1

      Whats a bidet

    • @ekothesilent9456
      @ekothesilent9456 8 месяцев назад

      @@grovestreetryder3609yeah, they trynna keep the secrets away from us

    • @sirclarkmarz
      @sirclarkmarz 8 месяцев назад +2

      I've had a bidet for the last three years and haven't bought toilet paper that long . I laughed at the people desperate for toilet paper during the pandemic . If I stay at a hotel or someone's house I have to get in the shower and clean myself after I do my business if I don't I feel like I'm filthy animal .

    • @needfoolthings
      @needfoolthings 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@grovestreetryder3609 oh honey. You better not learn about bidets now

  • @kirkhutchins4989
    @kirkhutchins4989 8 месяцев назад +2

    These guys are a riot! I laughed so hard at this I was crying! Sh!t happens 😆

  • @MikeCho
    @MikeCho 8 месяцев назад +4

    This kind of laughter is Infectious , I’m laughing so hard I Just SHIT MINE !!!🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸👊🏼👊🏼

  • @scottnito2640
    @scottnito2640 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’m crying laughing at this.

  • @sw58703
    @sw58703 8 месяцев назад +1

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

  • @KOZGERFWAD
    @KOZGERFWAD 8 месяцев назад +2

    “Doo doo in your foam”😂😂😂

  • @briantaylor4469
    @briantaylor4469 8 месяцев назад +11

    Baby wipes are the best invention ever

  • @nielsderyst
    @nielsderyst 8 месяцев назад +1

    I can't stop laughing lmao this trio is great

  • @robbiegrant6036
    @robbiegrant6036 8 месяцев назад

    I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.....thank you fellas

  • @therealJonFitch
    @therealJonFitch 8 месяцев назад

    Jamie saying you don't know about the three seashells was the funniest part of this

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 8 месяцев назад +1

    "You gotta cut that foam out."

  • @theinflationsituation8870
    @theinflationsituation8870 8 месяцев назад +1

    You haven't lived until you sh!t the bed! 🤣

  • @theangelgrey.
    @theangelgrey. 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve never shit my pants before and now a new fear is unlocked lol 😂

  • @jeremywanner4526
    @jeremywanner4526 8 месяцев назад +2

    Here I sit all broken hearted,tried to shit and only farted. Later on I took a chance tried to fart and shit my pants.

  • @jonathansmith8672
    @jonathansmith8672 8 месяцев назад +3

    I'm hoping and praying that Paulytoon sees this and animates this!! 🤣😂🤣😂🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @andanotherone6301
    @andanotherone6301 8 месяцев назад

    You don’t know pain until traffic has caused you to piss your pants

  • @supernate223
    @supernate223 8 месяцев назад

    These three. Best podcasters out there lmao

  • @nicholasadams6938
    @nicholasadams6938 8 месяцев назад +4

    This has to become a Rogan Animated Clip 💩🙌🚗🚽🏆🤣

  • @andrewthompson5728
    @andrewthompson5728 8 месяцев назад

    You know you have reached that age when you talk with your friends about shitting your pants.

  • @cwbintn8949
    @cwbintn8949 8 месяцев назад

    ''The underwear was as effective as our border wall''
    I'm fuckin dying

  • @duktrilfromsouthafrica
    @duktrilfromsouthafrica 8 месяцев назад +1

    Once we were fishing, and a friend had to shit. My friend first sharted himself so he said turn around and took his pants off. Then he squated over the edge and shat in the water. Someone else was napping with his head on the side of the boat by the water so the shit just drifted right pass him. He suddenly woke up and asked wtf was smelling so bad, then looked to the side and saw a massive dump floating by. Safe to say we had a guy shit and a guy throwing up within 2 minutes of each other😭😂

  • @doglegjake6788
    @doglegjake6788 8 месяцев назад +12

    I dropped a trucker log off on the side of the road one time 😊

  • @ross3813
    @ross3813 8 месяцев назад

    I’m sitting at the airport waiting for boarding and I was falling over sideways laughing my ass off

  • @LizLaenger
    @LizLaenger 8 месяцев назад +3

    I just wish I was watching the bowl with SG right now

  • @JacobBettenhausen-pp6ps
    @JacobBettenhausen-pp6ps 8 месяцев назад

    Was sittin in the outer worlds when this episode snuck up on me from behind and made me laugh for 8 min straight thanks Jerry

  • @SurprisedElectricCar-lv1gs
    @SurprisedElectricCar-lv1gs 8 месяцев назад

    Are you getting that old joe you not even ready when it's coming out LMFAO I guess we're all there 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alecbaker13
    @alecbaker13 8 месяцев назад

    “Oh they knew” 😂

  • @quarterpie2769
    @quarterpie2769 8 месяцев назад

    The fact joe can admit this to everyone and laugh it off is awesome.

  • @SpookyApparition
    @SpookyApparition 8 месяцев назад

    If you've watched the earlier part of this podcast, Joe's callback to the Clydesdale conversation is hilarious

  • @quaakes
    @quaakes 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Unloaded on my SUV seats" 💀

  • @robluxipiech4033
    @robluxipiech4033 8 месяцев назад +3

    I've shit my pants twice this year. It's February. My pants are the equivalent of 90s kids toy commercials and fruit roll up factory accidents, it's a fkn lawless wasteland.

  • @leatheryfoot6354
    @leatheryfoot6354 8 месяцев назад

    I literally shit my pants the day after this podcast dropped. 😂

  • @realbosstakea
    @realbosstakea 8 месяцев назад +14

    You can see joe starting to learn from shane when shane continues the convos from matt, and you can see shane laughing little hard at joes jokes to make em feel goood.... shane the boss

    • @PAWGmoth
      @PAWGmoth 8 месяцев назад +1

      It’s just so nice to see Rogan being legit funny as fuck. I feel like mentally he’s had a weird time since covid, and this feels like a moment of mentally healthy Joe.
      imo u rly can’t blame him for being mentally unhealthy either. Too famous.

    • @realbosstakea
      @realbosstakea 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@PAWGmoth i swear, that joke about his butt being open like the border lowkey made me chuckle... im like damn did i just laugh at joes joke? it felt weird lol

    • @PAWGmoth
      @PAWGmoth 8 месяцев назад

      @@realbosstakea it felt nice don’t lie!! 🤣
      Everyone wants him to be funny!! He’s pretty cool in most ways except his sense of humour is dying :( And I swear he reads the comments. Says he doesn’t but hasn’t released a clip of standup in like 8 years.
      I still have faith in him post election lol

  • @jacoballen4189
    @jacoballen4189 8 месяцев назад

    At the goal line sent me into another dimension

  • @robluxipiech4033
    @robluxipiech4033 8 месяцев назад +3

    Man Joe had me dying here shane bring out the best in him lol plus mckusker is a walking permission board lol, is this OK? Matt's answer is always, yes or true lol

  • @stephenfurman8124
    @stephenfurman8124 8 месяцев назад

    currently fighting one back as I listen to this 😅😅

  • @Berry_Honest
    @Berry_Honest 8 месяцев назад

    🤯That’s what the Sea Shells were for in Demolition Man 😆

  • @mikescorpio13
    @mikescorpio13 8 месяцев назад

    7 years old me thinking he would make it from the hockey rink to home hahaha filled my winter suit up in the boots crying all the way home....

  • @devyn10111
    @devyn10111 8 месяцев назад

    6:45 heres my dude wipes endorsement

  • @p.o.s.videonetwork8976
    @p.o.s.videonetwork8976 8 месяцев назад

    Jamie with the Demolition Man reference

  • @HIMcules2112
    @HIMcules2112 8 месяцев назад +1

    I should've known better, I had a mouthful of coffee when Joe said he filled his front suv seat with shit 😂

  • @joebelz793
    @joebelz793 8 месяцев назад

    The humility that Joe shows he just said he shit himself on podcast this man has balls that hang s’long😂 love that these 2 bring the stories outta him

  • @jessemontano762
    @jessemontano762 8 месяцев назад

    Theres always that feeling when there's a chunk o space poopie come out, and its like, damnit, not again.

  • @Devin-pw7qw
    @Devin-pw7qw 8 месяцев назад

    pause on the corn on the cob 😂

  • @ultimatedriversofmachinery
    @ultimatedriversofmachinery 8 месяцев назад

    I shit my pants so often I don’t see it as a problem anymore

  • @avgroupltd3481
    @avgroupltd3481 8 месяцев назад

    thank you for this conversation....we have all been there!

    • @JustDaniel6764
      @JustDaniel6764 8 месяцев назад

      3 top tips for any male above 30
      1. Never waste a good hard on
      2. Never pass up the chance of a piss before a journey.
      3. Never Ever push a fart out.

  • @AlexPorth
    @AlexPorth 7 месяцев назад

    "Leather is good for dumps" -Shane

  • @Widderic
    @Widderic 8 месяцев назад

    I love the inserted thumbnail of the Harold and Kumar scene where the two girls are playing Battleshits lmao.

  • @HuesitosLoco
    @HuesitosLoco 8 месяцев назад

    That's Presidential!

  • @localcrew
    @localcrew 8 месяцев назад +1

    I took a dump on my truck’s cab floor once. Apparently, that “Gun barrel” is further back than I thought.

  • @jeramizzle666
    @jeramizzle666 8 месяцев назад

    I don’t always drink an entire 12 pack of Mountain Dew pitch black, but when I do I shit my pants.

  • @DFord-rv3nz
    @DFord-rv3nz 8 месяцев назад

    I shit my pants every time I consider drinking a bud light

  • @evanfromheaven9981
    @evanfromheaven9981 8 месяцев назад

    I’ve never filled my pants like Joe but every man has sharted at least once. If you say you haven’t, you’re lying 😂

  • @erickwagner2913
    @erickwagner2913 8 месяцев назад

    This is gold 😂😂

  • @drunkpikachu420
    @drunkpikachu420 8 месяцев назад +1

    Now we know how the 3 shells work

  • @ScratchArkkitehti
    @ScratchArkkitehti 8 месяцев назад

    Bro sounds like a young version of Jim Norton

  • @duanereising3026
    @duanereising3026 8 месяцев назад

    My family considers that a thought...I thought I had to fart !... and shit all over myself!!!...

  • @HenerGrc303
    @HenerGrc303 8 месяцев назад

    This is why when Matt asked about the jalepeno egg farts. Joe said "whatever". I feel like Joe just lives with crazy farts.

  • @adambees2174
    @adambees2174 8 месяцев назад

    1:24 I never thought of Rogan as a comedian until this.

    • @adambees2174
      @adambees2174 8 месяцев назад

      Rogan has always been a commentator.

  • @jimmyjimmy6354
    @jimmyjimmy6354 8 месяцев назад

    “Oh ya that’s good for dumps”

  • @rickyramirez3483
    @rickyramirez3483 8 месяцев назад

    Guiiiiii’lty!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @orlandobegay3588
    @orlandobegay3588 8 месяцев назад +4

    Once after a long night of partying with the boys I remember half blacked out I was vomiting gross ass pizza and shitting on the toilet with my pants on. I was so fucking embarrassed 😂 dude's gf at the time saw my gross teenis and screamed 😂 shit was a great night though.

    • @ekothesilent9456
      @ekothesilent9456 8 месяцев назад +1

      If that’s your definition of a great night I’d love to hear an example of a bad one 😂

  • @brownieelf6171
    @brownieelf6171 8 месяцев назад

    I’ve shit my pants 3-4 times as an adult. 5-6 times since I “knew better”.

  • @sum5926
    @sum5926 8 месяцев назад

    Thank God 99% of the time I have clean breaks 2-3 squares and im good..😂😂😂

  • @cielvague
    @cielvague 8 месяцев назад

    Modern day philosophers.

  • @kyledodson2992
    @kyledodson2992 8 месяцев назад

    I crap my pants about once a year lol 😂 90% of the time it’s a misjudgment on a fart or booze involved

  • @Stino.
    @Stino. 8 месяцев назад

    Please make a jre animation of this video 😂😂

  • @DJCALIFORNIACHEESE
    @DJCALIFORNIACHEESE 8 месяцев назад

    I’ve jumped out the car and hit the bushes.

  • @Kaspar.C0LD
    @Kaspar.C0LD 8 месяцев назад

    Ah yes, the three sea shells.

  • @Kaspar.C0LD
    @Kaspar.C0LD 8 месяцев назад

    I can just see Joe driving back from filming Fear Factor, white knuckling the steering wheel with his face turning beet-red, vein throbbing from his forehead, and eyes as big as dinner plates screaming, "Don't do this to me!" as he shits his pants explosively -- the Lexus driver seat screaming back, "I can't believe you've betrayed me!"

  • @huh4324
    @huh4324 8 месяцев назад

    Yep snow showing and felt it coming on... Started to run in these giant snowshoes and the second I saw the door it let go .. I think it knows when you're close to the bowl...lol I walked in the FRont door and the entire entrance was full of people...I learned to walk backwards fast lol

  • @DFord-rv3nz
    @DFord-rv3nz 8 месяцев назад

    Ok well one time I farted while getting oof the couch like I was a rocket and I dirt biked my pants

  • @jonnyb6700
    @jonnyb6700 8 месяцев назад

    Craziest thing is that Demolition Man was right with the 3 sea shells...

  • @peezyworld420
    @peezyworld420 8 месяцев назад

    Shutting your pants is better than shitting the bed

  • @ItsMeAiryck
    @ItsMeAiryck 8 месяцев назад +1

    This is the president we need 😂🫡

  • @dbblues.9168
    @dbblues.9168 8 месяцев назад

    Everybody Poops . . . Their pants at least once.

  • @robertnathan-df9vk
    @robertnathan-df9vk 8 месяцев назад

    Me and my friends 💀😭

  • @monztershots2351
    @monztershots2351 8 месяцев назад

    everyone poops their pants atleast twice in a life time

  • @AnonymousMinds144.75
    @AnonymousMinds144.75 8 месяцев назад

    Most relatable vid lol my best friend shit himself when we were teens out in a field hoeing weeds and he stayed in his shitty pants for 4 hours lmao, we never let forget about it lol

  • @Twotimeslvk
    @Twotimeslvk 8 месяцев назад

    To be fair, we all shit our pants for the first few years of life

  • @catgoon
    @catgoon 8 месяцев назад

    I've never wanted to shit myself like I did after watching this😅

  • @VictorRodriguez-oj1hg
    @VictorRodriguez-oj1hg 8 месяцев назад

    Lol they know..now😅😂😅😂