You'll be glad to know @CarPervert that you weren't the only person to bin an SRT-10 Viper in the Uk! In mid 2003, we had two Vipers at Prodrive to carry out the necessary re-engineering and certification to enable the car to meet EU type approval, and a very famous Proving Ground who shall remain nameless, binned one of them, despite there being no track based testing being included in their assigned work package........ #whenjollysgowrong
Adding to bathroom stories; I’ve taken a wiz off both the deck of the USS Pompanito submarine and the flight deck of the aircraft carrier USS Hornet. Both are floating museums which you can even stay overnight at, and I must say hiding behind an A4 Skyhawk and watching your stream fall 40ft to the sea below is immensely satisfying
That is just bizarre. Nobody ever remembers the chocolate biscuit episode of Bagpuss, plus one of my mates took pictures from his honeymoon not just of his wife's hand-prints on the glass wall of the hotel they were in where they *ahem* christened the room, but also of a titanic turd that he almost had to take an axe to in order to make the beast flush. He was more proud of the turd than the post coital imprints...
Yep, you oughta have more subscribers! For high protein cool car laughs and fibre-rich automotive entertainment, it’s just you guys and Hubnut worth watchin’ on the Toobs! Thanks guys, so entertained that I gotta go now. Rather urgently.
From your collective works, I have to say that my faves's are the Evo column, the Car Pervert channel (revamped and old), and love this - keep the musings going chaps!! I had a Golf R as a daily (and an S3 now) and they aren't that bad on fuel - gets the same 31-33mpg as my 2010 Civic Type R and my Cayman R, so don't see how anyone can say a Golf R is too expensive on petrol to the extent where a GTi would make a marked difference.
Thanks for answering my question and yep need something booty for the kids... Straight onto auto trader looking at the mercs!! Also love the watches on both arms look by Jonny!
On the how do you explain Smith & Sniff thing, my go to is just "chatting shite in various different cars" tend to add that if you enjoyed the juvenile humour of TG/GT you'll most likely enjoy this too. Also, great to see the landy again, that thing is gorgeous in a very utilitarian way.
The GT-R guy that Richard was talking about is Hiroshi Tamura and he happens to be a former member of Mid Night, which of course he will deny. He also has an R32 he's owned since new.
Was the TT pre spoiler? Remember them getting re-called because everyone kept crashing them and they added the little lip spoiler to keep its arse in line!
Smith and Sniff is an easy sell, it's honestly one of the most entertaining channels that I've come across. Who knew that watching two blokes of a certain age chatting while they have their lunch could be so bloody funny. p.s. I also have, taken pictures of particularly monumental bowel movements while on holiday, much to the disgust of my other half. Haha
Kris_T_1982 defenders are very good cars, it’s all the other land rovers that are garbage. Actually sorry defenders are very good cars once an enthusiast has spent some money on them.
My best 💩 happened a few months ago. I was doing overtime at work and spent 30 mins having a poo (I I earnt £27 having it,and contributed to this countries income will doing it)
I love your channel and please don’t change, too much, for mainstream subscribers etc But one thing, why Richard did you not notice or mention Jonny Two Watches in this vid I know he’s looking for sponsors and or it might be because he was wearing an outfit of orange and blue in a Gulf Homage he’d borrowed off some yoofh he’d taxed But one on each wrist , is he looking to take over from the now sadly departed John McCririck ?? !! p.s. If he doesn’t want the pale blue strapped one, I’d be very proud to wear it for him as he rests his right wrist 😎
low sub count? it's like being in a pub listening to 2 car geeks with me nodding and laughing/pretending to know what you are talking about but without the beer and the pub!
Fucking Richard reads my name out _twice_ to answer my question as I watch the progress bar disappears, excruciating! But thanks for shouting me out on twitter the other day, I showed me mum 😆
Everyone in the comments of that Top Gear Pendine sands video is worrying about the salt water damage to those three cars... apparently the sand was the real worry!
Jonny, if you think that shit is so impressive and you have a picture of it may i divert you to the website "Rate my poo" where you can post your delightful doings for the general public to score, or at the very least see how yours compares to other mighty bowl movements.
Love the videos but they are stupidly hard to watch because of the dreadful sound. Please please please get a proper mics. They not expensive these days but would improve the quality a lot
Love your channel! But Please find a better microphone. We have to increase volume when you're just talking and suddenly when you scream our ears just explode.
The 'chemistry' between you two is excellent. I could listen to you nattering for hours! Excellent, and thank you as always.
Thanks for answering my question. I already bought the Porsche.
Salute to you brave soul
Brave
Do you still have it?
You'll be glad to know @CarPervert that you weren't the only person to bin an SRT-10 Viper in the Uk! In mid 2003, we had two Vipers at Prodrive to carry out the necessary re-engineering and certification to enable the car to meet EU type approval, and a very famous Proving Ground who shall remain nameless, binned one of them, despite there being no track based testing being included in their assigned work package........ #whenjollysgowrong
This makes me feel much better. Thank you sir.
i never knew jonny unsealed Gillian Anderson.
I think that is why she looks so good today
Thanks for answering my question, I did end up buying a golf gti. So that worked out well 😂
Blair Henderson I’ve had a load of hot hatches but got my first Gti in June and love it.
Edinburgh Gus had mine a week tomorrow, absolutely brilliant and great all rounder and just does anything u could ask if it 👍
I had a Mk2 Seat Leon FR (Golf GTI in a different shirt). I loved it. Can't go wrong with one!
Adding to bathroom stories; I’ve taken a wiz off both the deck of the USS Pompanito submarine and the flight deck of the aircraft carrier USS Hornet. Both are floating museums which you can even stay overnight at, and I must say hiding behind an A4 Skyhawk and watching your stream fall 40ft to the sea below is immensely satisfying
That is just bizarre. Nobody ever remembers the chocolate biscuit episode of Bagpuss, plus one of my mates took pictures from his honeymoon not just of his wife's hand-prints on the glass wall of the hotel they were in where they *ahem* christened the room, but also of a titanic turd that he almost had to take an axe to in order to make the beast flush. He was more proud of the turd than the post coital imprints...
Two watches and lady boots
Johnny styling it out today
Legend.... Quote of this video I wasn't being an idiot but it was wet and I was coming off the roundabout in 2nd.......
Just the best banter on YT !
Best thing was not a whiff of any advert ... full retro absolute heaven to watch sit back and enjoy and remember your youth
As cold opens go. This is one of the best I've ever seen
Yep, you oughta have more subscribers! For high protein cool car laughs and fibre-rich automotive entertainment, it’s just you guys and Hubnut worth watchin’ on the Toobs! Thanks guys, so entertained that I gotta go now. Rather urgently.
This channel been worth many hours of viewing just for the dead dog going to a party story ..
I miss that dog.
@@TheLateBrakeShow that story reminded me of the time in the nineties when I took a dead fox home from a party in the boot of a 205 GTI 1.9
From your collective works, I have to say that my faves's are the Evo column, the Car Pervert channel (revamped and old), and love this - keep the musings going chaps!!
I had a Golf R as a daily (and an S3 now) and they aren't that bad on fuel - gets the same 31-33mpg as my 2010 Civic Type R and my Cayman R, so don't see how anyone can say a Golf R is too expensive on petrol to the extent where a GTi would make a marked difference.
Yes you should have more subscribers... very good episode. 👍
Thanks for answering my question and yep need something booty for the kids... Straight onto auto trader looking at the mercs!! Also love the watches on both arms look by Jonny!
Not even Rich noticed my double watch wankiness!
Maybe a 340i Touring with a few tweaks fits the bill? Can go wrong with the C63 wagon however.
@@TheLateBrakeShow Schwarzkopfing!
Very entertaining watching you guys. Feels like your having a chat on a lads night down the pub.
Really enjoyed this session......top work chaps 👏
Best show on telly!
On the how do you explain Smith & Sniff thing, my go to is just "chatting shite in various different cars" tend to add that if you enjoyed the juvenile humour of TG/GT you'll most likely enjoy this too.
Also, great to see the landy again, that thing is gorgeous in a very utilitarian way.
Tiff Needell reversed into a skip? Excellent! I was witness to perhaps his most famous shunt..
The poo stories 😂 all the time in the world for that. Guy Martin wrote about his in a book...think French Alps and a tree.
For the next episode...
‘Metcalfe, catchpole and Needell enter the Dog and Duck. Inside a fight to the death takes place .... who emerges?’
Dale Winton was always leaving his calling card. 🤣🤣🤣
I'm glad I found you two on this channel. Would be a good podcast for the car.
The GT-R guy that Richard was talking about is Hiroshi Tamura and he happens to be a former member of Mid Night, which of course he will deny. He also has an R32 he's owned since new.
You can't fool us, we know, that that's Raymond Allen Liotta!
Great show :-)
best episode in a while. Had to stop working I was giggling so much
Fantastic! Love these chats and lets face it we all have them
Was the TT pre spoiler? Remember them getting re-called because everyone kept crashing them and they added the little lip spoiler to keep its arse in line!
Smith and Sniff is an easy sell, it's honestly one of the most entertaining channels that I've come across.
Who knew that watching two blokes of a certain age chatting while they have their lunch could be so bloody funny.
p.s. I also have, taken pictures of particularly monumental bowel movements while on holiday, much to the disgust of my other half. Haha
Jonny is exactly the kind of man who would photograph noteworthy poos. It all makes perfect sense.
Feeling the love (and the pain). I drowned a brand new 93 convertible in a massively deep puddle just outside Bristol in 99. That hurt
Another good vid. Well worthy of more subscribers.
More trash from these two! Love it and I'll be back for more :)
brings a whole new meaning to car journalists talking shit... but seriously, great stuff, the car stuff, ok and the crap stories...
I like how we’re all “researching” car prices like all the time. Some folks might misinterpret this as “shopping.” 😂🤣
Johnny rocking the double arch look.
Also sporting the 76 Gas Cap perhaps in a nod to the overly fanatical views of Fully Charged?
Pretty sure it was Rally Flaps who sold me rubber mats for my seat Leon.
While inspired by the boxfish rather than the cowfish, did anyone else have a fondness for the Mercedes Bionic concept?
Yes!
Richard missed an opportunity there at 23:00..
Jonny: "You didn't expect this to be going so *in-depth* so quick..."
Richard: "Dive! Dive! Dive!" XD
A watch in each Wrist......
"They're not very good cars, but they're really good fun" - He says sitting in a Land Rover :)
Irony methinks
Kris_T_1982 defenders are very good cars, it’s all the other land rovers that are garbage. Actually sorry defenders are very good cars once an enthusiast has spent some money on them.
I've restored a 1985 110 & a 1954 107
Cheers chaps, excellent as usual. :)
36:25 - I can confirm that I am not a fake name
while your(doggedly) sitting in the carpark chatting, did anyone tape on the window looking for some action!!!!!!!!!
Bloody funny, chaps
thanks for this lovely fibrous conversation boys :) :)
thanks guys. learned a lot.
31:54 I find it mad that the same incident happened to CarThrottle’s Jack Joy… also in a Golf. WTF
Spookily seen loads of ministers getting into iPaces outside of No. 10
My best 💩 happened a few months ago.
I was doing overtime at work and spent 30 mins having a poo (I I earnt £27 having it,and contributed to this countries income will doing it)
Jonny looking for a you tube sponsor.
Gives a subtle hint for watch companies 😎
Some of their S & S 'rude' bits remind me of 'Pete and Dud', yes, I am that old.
Never knew Johnny was into fish. Interesting stuff.
Mountuned up to the eyeballs hahaha... oh... 😬
I want to be friends with Jonny in real life
You made me smile.
Jonny, personal question here (not car related). Why are you wearing a wrist watch on both arm/wrists ?
19:23 I literally couldn’t breath from laughter
The toilet humour is strong... keep it up..
WTF was that last line about !! I'd love to know the back story of how that came about! 😲
Why has Johnny got 2 watches on?
I love your channel and please don’t change, too much, for mainstream subscribers etc
But one thing, why Richard did you not notice or mention Jonny Two Watches in this vid
I know he’s looking for sponsors and or it might be because he was wearing an outfit of orange and blue in a Gulf Homage he’d borrowed off some yoofh he’d taxed
But one on each wrist , is he looking to take over from the now sadly departed John McCririck ?? !!
p.s.
If he doesn’t want the pale blue strapped one, I’d be very proud to wear it for him as he rests his right wrist 😎
I thought Greg James had a G63, which he rolled in a posh London street?!?
My mate Ed once did a poo so big it got named Tarka the Otter.
Please get a Nissan Cube and drive down Lincolnshire Back Roads.
I love that someone who probably was RCR fan posted that poop question
low sub count? it's like being in a pub listening to 2 car geeks with me nodding and laughing/pretending to know what you are talking about but without the beer and the pub!
Kazutoshi Mizuno is Mr. GT-R, I think.
My favourite story so far is Jonny and the "Shitty" Vectra
Can't wait for the podcasts to start
Jonny 'colour co-ordinated 2-watch' there!
Two Aquadives - Not noticed that before. Is this a new thing?
Well spotted. I wonder if the Aquadrivels break down a lot.
The most satisfying poop.... comedy, just total comedy. Smith..... On your effing honeymoon. Bad man.
Now this is my kind of ASMR. Whaddayamean I'm not allowed to nap on my lunch break you're a lunch break O.o
Fucking Richard reads my name out _twice_ to answer my question as I watch the progress bar disappears, excruciating!
But thanks for shouting me out on twitter the other day, I showed me mum 😆
LMAO at beginning.His love of weird boots and often worn yellow clothing is cause for concern.!!!
Ian callum,is that the man that wouldnt sit in johnnys chair?
Seems a likeable chap😬
I'm famous! You wait till I tell my wife and she says "What you on about?"! Loved the TV story 😂😂😂
I did exactly the same... She's gutted about the cayenne though 😁
I still want to know if Matt Neil is a bigger plumb than Jason Plato and if that's the reason that Rob Collard is always smiling
Picturing Richard in Frankfurt hallucinating a pristine bathroom but for twenty years having no memory of pooping in a pre-production Toyota Yaris
Entertaining!!
Everyone in the comments of that Top Gear Pendine sands video is worrying about the salt water damage to those three cars... apparently the sand was the real worry!
Im subbed now
Really the worst dogging session ever, but a good car talk.
Jonny, if you think that shit is so impressive and you have a picture of it may i divert you to the website "Rate my poo" where you can post your delightful doings for the general public to score, or at the very least see how yours compares to other mighty bowl movements.
Your most loyal viewer,.... (Phil - Standish)
Trash-talkin' treasures. Mr Mizuno-san.
Mizuno, that's him.
I have a honeymoon shit story. It's called the rest of my marriage.
2 watches Johnny?
Weird flex but ok
19:37 Sniff does an oscar winning impersonation of muttley from 'dastardly and muttley'.....
ruclips.net/video/hw3CE04LGiA/видео.html
Do you park to go free internet
Love the videos but they are stupidly hard to watch because of the dreadful sound. Please please please get a proper mics. They not expensive these days but would improve the quality a lot
To those puzzled by the Bagpuss, chocolate biscuits reference - ruclips.net/video/vieVvBsMgjQ/видео.html
gigantic coil
Baldock Services 😉
Always ♥️
Any relation to Stephen Merchant?
Brilliant. Lmfao
Love your channel! But Please find a better microphone. We have to increase volume when you're just talking and suddenly when you scream our ears just explode.
Got to agree ... fantastic channel but the audio varies in quality , especially when on the move
Jonny! what the f... are you wearing!
#pygmypufferfish