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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2019
  • Episode 75. Jonny and Richard have lunch in a Porsche 992, even though Richard's already eaten, while discussing Madness's permanent occupation of Finsbury Park, what Classic FM DJs do while the very long records are playing, and why 6Music's Mary Anne Hobbs sounds like she needs to nip out for 10 minutes.
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Комментарии • 86

  • @AndyBrookes
    @AndyBrookes 4 года назад +35

    Richards face at the dressing drop 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @matgee8892
    @matgee8892 4 года назад +51

    Clearly Johnny has spilt food in so many cars he knows the damage different types of dressing will do.

  • @MercuryGremlin
    @MercuryGremlin 4 года назад +8

    Dressing down... Jonny: "Oh no!" Richard: "What have you done?" That look. That tone. Instant dad mode. Priceless :-) It was an ambitious perch attempt...

  • @jonathanbeale3978
    @jonathanbeale3978 4 года назад +21

    Egg salad + pineapple = the spectre of fecal urgency 😅

    • @garethnoble3378
      @garethnoble3378 4 года назад +2

      Smith is "redecorating" the interior in the next video.

    • @SnakeyUk08
      @SnakeyUk08 4 года назад +1

      Rofl! :)

  • @GrahamDallas
    @GrahamDallas 4 года назад +9

    I can confirm Madness player the NE of Scotland last weekend, they probably had a stand-in tribute band cover their Finsbury Park spot so no squatters could move in.

  • @1anwrang13r
    @1anwrang13r 4 года назад +5

    Richard was deliberately trying to make Jonny laugh when he was in imminent danger of choking on his salad just to get him back for the sauce spillage

  • @garethnoble3378
    @garethnoble3378 4 года назад

    Brilliant as always guys thanks for making Friday start so well!

  • @jep1912
    @jep1912 4 года назад +1

    Ohhhhhh, Perth Australia just smiled, chuckled and thanked you both!

  • @sofa-lofa4241
    @sofa-lofa4241 4 года назад +4

    I used to listen to Mary Ann Hobbs' 'Breezeblock' show on R1 around 10 - 15 years ago, it was full of 10 minute experimental electronica tracks and usually had a 20 minute 'Live Lounge' session... There was a great curry house a few doors down from the studio so that probably explains that

  • @johnhaynes9910
    @johnhaynes9910 4 года назад +1

    Excellent, you are both back on top form, brilliant !

  • @SteveMorton
    @SteveMorton 4 года назад +2

    Excellent, I got told off for laughing too much in our shared office.... !!!

  • @advancedinstructor
    @advancedinstructor 4 года назад

    Wow. Your videos are always engaging, passionate and interesting. We are planning to go to Canada next year and have been given some tips which include this area. Cars - tick, scenery tick, music - tick, fab! Your videography and editing is also impressive. Drive the world is so inspiring, thank you Sam!

  • @PalashMehta
    @PalashMehta 4 года назад +5

    the audio is lovely in today's video chaps.

    • @soundslave
      @soundslave 4 года назад

      They're not driving. The audio is always best when they're parked

  • @Zed_Zone
    @Zed_Zone 4 года назад +2

    Hilarious stuff... Particularly the classic fm gang and their second jobs!

  • @darrellbrain829
    @darrellbrain829 3 года назад +1

    That Madness tour bus is going to be a great second hand buy when it eventually comes on to the used market !!

  • @MrSoflash
    @MrSoflash 4 года назад +2

    For British men of a certain age the Madness bit was comedy gold!

  • @cam_reed
    @cam_reed 4 года назад +1

    Sniff’s face when Smith dropped that unidentified dressing on the floor spoke nothing but ‘his name is now on the list’

  • @zewise1
    @zewise1 4 года назад

    Finally back to our regular programming. None of that car review nonsense. Brilliant!

  • @michaelsmall9321
    @michaelsmall9321 4 года назад +2

    Finsbury Park backwards is krapy rub snif.

    • @echobravo1105
      @echobravo1105 Год назад

      This didn't get the attention it deserved. Miserable cunts...;)

  • @GeesDrive
    @GeesDrive 4 года назад

    That coat hook on the back of the passenger seat is an ocd nightmare! Top vid chaps!

  • @malcolmscott4150
    @malcolmscott4150 4 года назад

    Too funny - lov3 the red 911 with the gold wheels btw :)

  • @michaelgould01
    @michaelgould01 4 года назад

    Absolutely hilarious. I was crying until you got to the pooh part and that triggered ......😂😂😂

  • @jonw9417
    @jonw9417 4 года назад

    Jonny's Jerky head dance was so good I thought my internet connection was playing up.

  • @andynixon2820
    @andynixon2820 4 года назад +2

    Do more of this .

  • @mondyboy81
    @mondyboy81 4 года назад +1

    Jonny be warned that in early July, Madness had seized control of Vivary Park in Taunton. It won't be long before they reach Minehead.

  • @jryalls
    @jryalls 4 года назад +5

    That wee shelf on the dashboard is perfect for snacks.

  • @jspesh
    @jspesh 4 года назад +1

    I miss Jonny on TV. Best presenter

  • @jep1912
    @jep1912 4 года назад +1

    *kin hilarious boys.

  • @rpjwhite
    @rpjwhite 4 года назад

    I just like the shot of the car park. One red Porsche and a 4 lorries.

  • @ofmanynicknames
    @ofmanynicknames 4 года назад

    I hope when the barber put on Classic FM it was Adagio for Strings.

  • @petrossthe7221
    @petrossthe7221 4 года назад

    GREAT

  • @HawkMillFarm
    @HawkMillFarm 4 года назад

    I got stuck around Finsbury Park last night because Google maps didn’t know about the closures !!! Fail.

  • @sampatankar1977
    @sampatankar1977 4 года назад

    "Have you just dropped dressing......"...I was just wondering how on earth they're eating in a new Porsche, having nightmares whenever anyone threatens to eat in my own two month old car!

  • @jandlnicholsonashcroft2488
    @jandlnicholsonashcroft2488 4 года назад

    I think you two are soon becoming the biggest users of single use plastic containers.
    I expect some home made sandwiches in reusable bamboo based wrapping from now on.
    Otherwise I'm telling Attenborough and Robert Llewellyn.
    Love the show!

  • @johnmoruzzi7236
    @johnmoruzzi7236 4 года назад

    Surely Porter's Turkish barber should tune the radio to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies when he's torturing the chairs ?
    Well I don't know why I came here tonight...

  • @julian-earl
    @julian-earl 4 года назад

    A punnet of Strawberries and a punnet of Pineapple? Pineapple could be very acidic on the stomach!

  • @tonyyates2012
    @tonyyates2012 4 года назад +1

    Classic FM is the opiate of the middle class masses, without It, chaos would ensue.

  • @kenphillips5221
    @kenphillips5221 2 года назад

    oliver Reed mini cab driver with side hustle

  • @TheStwat
    @TheStwat 4 года назад

    That is the oddest way to eat strawberries I have ever seen. Also, just look at all that fucking one use plastic waste. My god, we really need to get on top of that.

  • @shortrideonafastmachine8276
    @shortrideonafastmachine8276 4 года назад

    Who else spent 20 minutes agonizing over Jonny's sloppy eating? Bringing salad dressing, fruit and chocolate into a brand new Porsche just makes me break into a cold sweat ...

  • @markhanvey5837
    @markhanvey5837 4 года назад

    Funniest one yet I think.

  • @Cornish15
    @Cornish15 4 года назад

    Briefly thought that GL up front was a Honda Shuttle

  • @aacmove
    @aacmove 4 года назад

    Talks about landfill and then proceeds to open plastic cutlery. Tut tut.

    • @TheLateBrakeShow
      @TheLateBrakeShow 4 года назад +1

      adrian coelho Caught red handed. Sorry. We always eat on the road and I keep meaning to bring some re-useable cutlery.

  • @DGT73
    @DGT73 4 года назад

    “Pure landfill” he says at the same time opening multiple items of food encased in single use plastic

  • @Tinners1983
    @Tinners1983 4 года назад +1

    You definitely know more about classical music than you do about air traffic control

  • @edwardlewandowski
    @edwardlewandowski 4 года назад

    Apparently, there is an issue with the mushrooms in the salad.

  • @MINIMOTOMADNESS
    @MINIMOTOMADNESS 4 года назад

    i reckon in a few years time they will be eating tea whilst sat on deck chairs overlooking a motorway,

  • @RichardMajor86
    @RichardMajor86 4 года назад +1

    BA???? Nope. They’re “speedbird” aren’t they?

  • @WheelchairWonders
    @WheelchairWonders 4 года назад

    PMSL... that's all I can say .. (Phil - Standish)

  • @soundslave
    @soundslave 4 года назад

    Drinking Ambitions. Put it on a t-shirt

  • @daddyorama
    @daddyorama 4 года назад +1

    I didn't know weed was legal in the UK.

    • @garethnoble3378
      @garethnoble3378 4 года назад +1

      Smith and Sniff hot-boxing!!

    • @seanhitz6411
      @seanhitz6411 4 года назад +1

      I was thinking the exact same thing!

  • @pas7272
    @pas7272 4 года назад

    Eating in cars should be banned, and Jonny proves me correct ! #PorscheHitList

  • @MillieonaVespa
    @MillieonaVespa 4 года назад

    A surge on both your houses ... disrespecting the Fab Suggs snd madness ..I might just have challenge you both to a duel 🤺 ...

  • @chedhead3278
    @chedhead3278 4 года назад +1

    Cheers chaps. I wonder if you've considered being sponsored by a laptop cleaning products company as I, somewhat incautiously I grant you, started eating while watching and ....well, mistakes were made. No blame implied, just a thought. :)

  • @crazyfroggie6546
    @crazyfroggie6546 4 года назад

    The barber clearly has anger management issues, i can understand why he needs classic FM

  • @SorryIwasntListening
    @SorryIwasntListening 4 года назад

    London Gateway Services Northbound...................ugh it's a bit sad I bothered to look.

  • @LiamE69
    @LiamE69 4 года назад

    It's because they are using their bus passes as the tour bus...

  • @natemallory9141
    @natemallory9141 4 года назад

    Jonny must only eat one meal a day.

  • @richb326
    @richb326 4 года назад

    Are you buying your lunch from a cake shop in Amsterdam?

  • @5thgearouttahere
    @5thgearouttahere 4 года назад

    What would Jonny's tub of strawbs cost in the UK? In Australia that would be four x $2.50 punnets.

    • @TheLateBrakeShow
      @TheLateBrakeShow 4 года назад +5

      A LOT. Like £4

    • @5thgearouttahere
      @5thgearouttahere 4 года назад

      @@TheLateBrakeShow haha cheers Jonny

    • @Jabber-ig3iw
      @Jabber-ig3iw 4 года назад

      Depends where you buy it from. £2 in Tesco (supermarket) looks like they are in a motorway services so probably £5. Or you can buy them carbon monoxide infused at the side of the road for £1

  • @Jabber-ig3iw
    @Jabber-ig3iw 4 года назад

    Am I the only one being triggered by Jonny leaving way too much strawberry on the stalks when he eats them?

  • @joshuaknight1748
    @joshuaknight1748 4 года назад

    Love these two talking about landfill, when every week they sit in a car park unironically eating the most plastic-packaged foods made. Good show though

  • @rogersummers4619
    @rogersummers4619 4 года назад +1

    Guys, don't review cars. Just do this: far, far more entertaining.....

    • @TheLateBrakeShow
      @TheLateBrakeShow 4 года назад

      Roger Summers We do three of these for every one review Rog. We need more subs/views before we can knob about more.

    • @rogersummers4619
      @rogersummers4619 4 года назад

      CARPERVERT . In this post-Danny Cohen, post Clarkson-TG world of ours, that was the most entertaining car-but-not-a-car riff I’ve seen this year. May your subscriber base grow & grow. More car-noodling please. Suggs send his love, BTW.

  • @RichardMajor86
    @RichardMajor86 4 года назад +1

    That interior colour is gross

  • @paddymuppy
    @paddymuppy 4 года назад

    Why dont you both take a lunch box and reduce the amount of unnecessary single-use plastic you dispose off.

  • @ColinPrince
    @ColinPrince 4 года назад +1

    Pretty rude to eat in someone else’s car. “ I’ve spilt dressing in this very expensive Porsche, Oh well”
    I’ve got an old Saab, but nobody eats in my car. Nice guys but ill mannered!

    • @Beany2007FTW
      @Beany2007FTW 4 года назад +1

      It's almost certainly a press loaner - so it doesn't count ;-)