I always play a game with myself by assuming the worst and most self-indulgent behavior within human beings. And I am never left dissapointed nor let down by my intuition.
imagine harming yourself and depriving yourself of your own necessities just to donate to someone you haven't even been in the presence of just cause you think you have the chance of getting in their pants because you gave them $1K
The fact they're all OK w/ capitalizing off these people who actually do need professional help makes it worse. It's like stealing from the mentally impaired. Not OK.
Well the jokes on them, RUclips considers both likes and dislikes as engagement, further serving that this video will only be more likely to be seen because of it... So really they're doing Optimus a favor.
Normally I don't condone infidelity, but a woman married to a megasimp giving away thousands to Pokimane better be getting some nasty on the side for sake of her sanity.
gaming isn’t a disorder, addiction is. You can be addicted to anything, like giving females money online, it can still be a disorder if the person is chasing the ‘high’ that the act gives far too often
@@StuckInSilverCS at what point do you consider drinking an addiction in terms of drinks per day? Its a weak point. An addiction is anything that's done in excess, what that excess is depends on the person, they effect something has on their lives, and whether or not they're willing to admit its existence.
giving 500 with the intention of supporting their career because you find them entertaining isnt an act of simpery, donating it just to try grab her attention is. Although it is impossible to differentiate between the two
Simps of 1970: They're paying to strippers, literally simping, flirting and then sleeping with them. Simps of 2020: Stalking streamers on the internet 7/24, hoping that they'd get noticed.
Not exactly. Bill Gates actually put in work to build/maintain his fortune, and gives back to the world with charity work through his foundation. On the other hand, Pokimane just collects money from desperate, gullible men on the internet by being pretty in front of a camera. I think there's a definite difference there.
@@CGNeko I think you missed the point here. What HS_Phlux meant was probably that both Pokimane and Bill Gates have quite a lot of money (Sure Bill Gates has more) so donating 100k to Bill Gates wouldn't add much to his treasury, same as with Pokimane.
Even weirder when you stop to think about what it'd be like to actually date a Twitch that. You'd invest all this time and your emotions in... a parasite, someone who manipulates thousands into giving her money she didn't earn. Not exactly waifu material.
Backstabing a friend and never said sorry and telling his fan:" guy he like making fun of mental people" Hahahaha funny joke man haha..hahaha... Your really?
I feel so bad for him, like genuinely all jokes aside, spending your weekly pay check at your job, and using it on a girl online trying to have her “attention” because you are “in a relationship” with poki, and not spending the money on actual required resources (ex. Rent, bills, phone bill, food, etc.) Very Sad😂
There’s nothing wrong with liking or being nice to a girl, but don’t put yourself down or give away everything you have in the hopes that some girl/guy on the internet will notice you.
"bro, I hope she will become my girlfriend when I donate all my money to her and maybe we can both chill inside my dumpster behind a wendy's and cuddle."
Jaiden Gabriel no problem bro! If you’re going through anything just know that you are strong and you will get through it no matter how hard it seems. You got this!
@@bananagod5530 yes, but this kind of stuff is to take place for someone that can be like that to bait people. It happens every day with a lot of influencers, even with more serious topics. Sorry for my english
They r donating 500 to get some reaction from a girl, at this point this might be as well real. After all we r talking about simps here. Everything is possible.
Nah there are tons of simp girls. They just tend to be harder to spot, but they exist and are plenty of them. How did you think Justin Beiber got success? Or any of those Kpop groups.
General Grievous not to mention they aren’t roasted like guys are, needines and messed up priorities are accepted behavior of women in our culture while the opposite is expected of men.
“King of Comedy” by Martin Scorsese talks about this. People will literally do anything to be famous, and people will literally give everything away just to please those famous people. The movie is free on RUclips and trust me it’s crazy how much this problem has grown.
Señor Jose this is a dire time, having a laugh is welcome in most cases. One day there is a clown in your class, the students are happy, and what do they lose? Ten minutes of learning? Losing 10 minutes of their day to have a laugh isn’t going to lose them a high school diploma or a future job.
I don’t think the guy who told the dude to donated $500 to get his bread up isn’t actually a simp, pretty sure he was just joking..... Or at least I hope so
They are real and they are awful. People tend to just see the side where the girl is getting thousands for every pic/vid but if she tries to stop them she either gets brushed off or attacked. If she even thanks them (even just out of politeness), they'll take that as some weird reciprocation of their feelings and get worse. They are essentially just stalkers but it's strange and scary that they're growing in number.
ImNoahB 401k? Get your bread up I dropped 10,000,000 on his twitch. I would do it again but the Federal government is looking for me after robbing 15 banks in a single night just to donate to daddy Optimus.
The most I have 'simp' is a total of 40 bucks on a streamer who streams 10 hours a day 360+ days a year. I watched him stream the game i play for more than 2 years and donated 40 bucks for the joy and funny moments he brought. It is to show appreciation and acknowledgement of his hard work and effort. On the otherhand some people throw money on Poki just to get attention or date requests are something I would never comprehend; welp unless they are billionaire's children who got 6 figures monthly allowances. That I can understand.
@@samuellu7610 Investing in happiness. That's what occurs at the brothel. Or are you so job focused that you'd compare in efficiency to a Japanese man?
@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 Nope, and yeah i agree with investing in happiness. I was just confused and curious cuz i never heard of a father taking their son to a brother. Sounds like an interesting experience tho🤣
To all these simps out there thinking they got a chance, are you aware that she’s dating a multimillionaire businessman that’s like 26. Oh and he’s shredded too. Cut your losses boys, move on.
Simps My name is Simp, so what if I bought Pokimane a blimp? Maybe I have money, maybe I don’t but spending NO money, uh uh I WONT, I might need a house or I have more than one, I just gotta make sure me and these girls have a son. Is getting noticed really that hard? Eh I don’t care, as long as my money gets jarred. She can buy those Gucci bags, while I sit and watch. As much money as she wants I don’t care, as long as Pokimane is square. Oh my god, today’s the day, she finally noticed me, YAY! But oh no! I have no money. Whatever, long as Pokis life is sunny.
6:24 That guy’s wife should just file a divorce on him, he’s not worth her time. Edit: Okay, so according to someone in the replies the person was just joking. Okay, that’s good. At least a bit of faith in humanity is restored.
@@entruh4520 Go search up "Birdman" and you will find a channel with basically a more humorous take on this guys' topics and other. Mr. Krabs' first name is Eugene.
Pokimane is literally playing a game with god mode and aimbot at this point she don’t gotta do anything and she winning with these simps no matter what
i mean i only watch her if she's streaming with other offline tv members, but i think shes a decent streamer, not worthy of those insanely high viewerships, but i think a good chunk of those viewers is not just watching for her looks
Yeah to people embarrassing themselves who are either clout chasing or lack any self awareness. Oh and the creepy stans that feel entitled to anything.
I thought that post was fake. I didn’t want to believe someone would do that to themselves.
I mean there was the 20k donation that one time...
Honestly people with low IQ which is sad.
Watch someone donate a million to a e girl
@@Penguin-iy4hz cool
Sad times out here
I refuse to believe he was serious about going homeless, my brain doesn’t allow that much stupidity to be considered real
If it was real he'd probably sleep by pokemanes house
I always play a game with myself by assuming the worst and most self-indulgent behavior within human beings. And I am never left dissapointed nor let down by my intuition.
5
It isnt, there you go
Noah Higby aka. Neckman yea it’s obvious satire
This celebrity worship culture is sad and disgusting.
Yepper
BIG FACTS stans are a plague
yes finaly people with brains
It feeds off of peoples insecurities. A sad culture and cauldron of neurosis.
Yup
Someone: Donation for the poor please?
Society: No
E-girl: *Begins a stream*
Society: *Literally donates 2 billion dollars to the e-girl*
This is true
You know mens they will do anything for girls
I love democracy
@@user-pl2vb6rn7v simps you mean
@@kingdribs9286 yeah
"This has to be classified as a mental illness"
Doctor: Im sorry sir but i diagnose you with Simp
simp: noooooooooooooooooo
lol
Luckily there is a cure.... its cyanide.
*simp detector by Yung Nugget intensifies*
*baby voice
Simping can be exposed in one sentence.
She already has a boyfriend, and you pay for their trip to japan.
lol
Cumfish Unless you send them to East Asia to catch corona. 5000IQ play
Dean Green she lives in America right? Its already a virus fest there so no need
Cumfish I never knew thta
Cumfish Simps will go to any extent for even the slightest chance of poom poom
imagine harming yourself and depriving yourself of your own necessities just to donate to someone you haven't even been in the presence of just cause you think you have the chance of getting in their pants because you gave them $1K
Sad
xTim donated $3700: hello there my queen. You look fabulous today.
The fact they're all OK w/ capitalizing off these people who actually do need professional help makes it worse. It's like stealing from the mentally impaired. Not OK.
@@AdventurerOfOblivion I mean it's not really in their control, but they shouldn't condone doing it.
Can't relate.
most of them could have lost their virginity with that kind of money
Literally
FBI speaking facts
Yes like just bloody go to Roxane and she gotcha
Oof you didnt have to hit them with that
Its called dumb standards which they could find elsewhere but they are too dumb.
We need an army of dark knights to counter all white knights if this is real.
Way a head of you
No way pokimane simp army is far too huge
I volunteer myself as black knight
Sign me up chief
Count me in
Dude why don’t they drop all that money to their parents. They would be so happy and proud.
They wont give a homeless guy 1$but they will give girls on the internet 1000$
You can’t understand a simp unless your a simp
- BILBO BAGGINS
They probably hate their parents and spite them by doing this? A double negative there, that's for sure.
Nick Kunwar because they don’t rap to them
@@johndale8768 I be wrapping my grandma before putting her into the tomb though.
Half of these dudes don’t even realize she’s not single....
They think that they are worth cheating, I think.
@@deraffeaufyoutube threesome
@@lordmurloc6295 nah nah nah nah multiply that by 10
@@eeelaina5588 nah u mean to the power of ten
Who tho
She was streaming and I typed “simps” and then it said “your message has been blocked from chat settings” 💀
Me too lollll
Not all hero’s wear capes.
You hurt her obvious plan of getting money from desperate people
That's income security man. Can't blame a women for trying keep the money rolling in.
Why don't you try something like:
"S1mps" or "S1mp5", you know, change some letters to numbers
It's like they truly believe they have a shot at her by donating. It's so out of touch with reality
Yeah I am actually bothered by it.
What goes through their heads?
@@L4ck0Ski11 well idk if you heard the corona we have that do to ret-ARDS
@@L4ck0Ski11 or aliens come to earth to start a war
@@RealMailou they think being nice to a woman will make her fall in love with them. they're evolved "nice guys" lol.
And they say games keep you out of touch
I'm about to disguise as a female and start up my own twitch stream just so I can get these simps to donate me their whole bank account 💀💀
“Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?”
That is now my idea
I support this. XD see how many simps we can expose.
hit up f1nnster, he’s a god at it
i'll simp for ya
Day 4 of asking Optimus to end a video by saying “let’s roll out.”
Hope you succeed
Yes channel your inner payne96 and keep at it
Nah I want him to end it by saying "Till all are one"
C Jeezy yes! We have to do that
Autobots...
Roll out
If you gonna spend your money on a person spend it on your mom because she is the most beautiful
Wait, how do you know
People without moms:
Lol simpin for my mother
pretty sure they got no braincells left to do that for mom
@@bruhbruh9477 o.m.g. the dark humor
People who disliked saw “pokimane simps” clicked on the video, disliked, and left.
Lol
Well the jokes on them, RUclips considers both likes and dislikes as engagement, further serving that this video will only be more likely to be seen because of it... So really they're doing Optimus a favor.
@@AdventurerOfOblivion uno reverse card
Facts
Woah! Almost 400 likes, thanks! I definitely didn’t expect this comment to get this big, never had this many likes.
“My wife’s been bugging me about this holiday.” She’s not gonna be your wife for much longer.
Dr. Johnny sins is on the job
@@fastjab9831 ;)
Imagine marrying one of these soychuggers.
Normally I don't condone infidelity, but a woman married to a megasimp giving away thousands to Pokimane better be getting some nasty on the side for sake of her sanity.
@@aelix56 you know shes gotta be fatter and uglier than him
When gaming is a “disorder” and simping isn’t
gaming isn’t a disorder, addiction is. You can be addicted to anything, like giving females money online, it can still be a disorder if the person is chasing the ‘high’ that the act gives far too often
Pitman856 at what point do you think gaming is an addiction in terms of hours per day?
@@StuckInSilverCS at what point do you consider drinking an addiction in terms of drinks per day? Its a weak point. An addiction is anything that's done in excess, what that excess is depends on the person, they effect something has on their lives, and whether or not they're willing to admit its existence.
yeah
@@Pitman856 search gaming disorder on google my dude. It's a legit disorder.
Imagine donating 1000$ go a girl just to find out she’s a boy
@Pasta how tf is that transphobic
@@catropy hes like the blue haired girl
Speaking from experience?
Wait she's transgender
It makes it even better
I feel like these people are the main reason that shes single
It'll be a "Ok Boomer Girl" situation where her simps will go nuclear if they find out she has a boyfriend, it will effect her income
Hahahahhahahaha
Jay Sin then she will be getting paid by simps, but not for streaming....
@@jaysin8969 That's believable
@@jaysin8969 i bet that the dumbest of them all will continue donating money in the hopes that she breaks up with her boyfriend for them
Some people take simp too far. Talking to a girl isn't being a simp. Giving a girl $500 is being a simp
No kidding
Mr Beast: 0_0
giving 500 with the intention of supporting their career because you find them entertaining isnt an act of simpery, donating it just to try grab her attention is. Although it is impossible to differentiate between the two
Arif Faisal giving $500 to a well established female streamer isn’t really to support, just simping
@@bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458 almost impossible*
It's only possible if you know em personally
Optimus: Talking about Pokimane simps Me: Crying because I know Soaps Gonna Die
Drop the soaps...
Oh hey! We have the same pfp.
Rip Soap
The high lords of Terra have allocated a single laughter in your case
Same :(
Simps of 1970: They're paying to strippers, literally simping, flirting and then sleeping with them.
Simps of 2020: Stalking streamers on the internet 7/24, hoping that they'd get noticed.
When people back in the days even got sth for their money.
@Peggy liz Nothing wrong with hookers. They make serious money too, like easily 1000 dollars a day.
I like sleepimg with strippers lol
if your child ends up in a m24 video put them down
do you realise how much it triggers me that you typed 7/24 rather than 24/7
Donating money to Pokimane is like giving $100,000 to Bill Gates
no...
@@sebasss6157 yes
Not exactly. Bill Gates actually put in work to build/maintain his fortune, and gives back to the world with charity work through his foundation. On the other hand, Pokimane just collects money from desperate, gullible men on the internet by being pretty in front of a camera. I think there's a definite difference there.
At least Bill Gates does something with his money...
@@CGNeko I think you missed the point here. What HS_Phlux meant was probably that both Pokimane and Bill Gates have quite a lot of money (Sure Bill Gates has more) so donating 100k to Bill Gates wouldn't add much to his treasury, same as with Pokimane.
Why not simp for charity places? That’s a good simp
Preach
pls notice me.. charity-senpai.. ovo..
That's an even bigger simp
Speech 💅
hate to break your myth but charity money goes back to the government
Big John is cool
People be like charity? Smh poki squad
Poki should host charity streams
There is, some guy in my countries donate all the money for covid relief, he is hero
Dimitri The Slav *everyone liked that.
Simping created religion and all the pagan idols. Science only removed the bandage.
they have a higher chance to get struck my lightning 69 times, get 21 divorces and 500 babies than dating with pokimane
You are an absolute unit if you survive 69 lightning strikes and live on to get into 21 relationships and make 500 babies
Nice
Uhm, child support? Hed probally be able to pay for it though, if he didn’t donate 1m to pokimaine
Even weirder when you stop to think about what it'd be like to actually date a Twitch that. You'd invest all this time and your emotions in... a parasite, someone who manipulates thousands into giving her money she didn't earn. Not exactly waifu material.
There is more chance od getting dream luck than dating pokimane
Being a female streamer is like being 50% discount of life
Only if showing skin.
Mate it’s 100% discount
females on twitch really do be playing life on recruit difficulty
They don't even have to be good at the game
Sad
@@aliheikal2805 Tbf, Pokimane used to be diamond back when she still played lol
If only us boys had people who'd donate like that. These e-girls got it too easy
e girl be living on recruit difficulty while man's living on veteran
@@jackmalone1279 How tf?
Derpy Gamerダルピーゲーマー straight up facts.
lil jimmy everybody lazy there's a pandemic
And yet some hateful feminists will still say that women have it harder than men...absolute narcissists.
These are the types of people to intrude someone’s personal space, and then call it a joke.
Hi goku
*Asks for explicit pictures from a 13 year old.*. HAHAHA- It was just a joke!
Hi goku
Backstabing a friend and never said sorry and telling his fan:" guy he like making fun of mental people"
Hahahaha funny joke man haha..hahaha...
Your really?
The Darkness Rises 12 years, I know what you’re getting at
Homeless man
Kid: how did u get homeless?
Homeless man: i selled my mansion my rent even my company for money and give it all to pokimane
Kid: Then you deserve being poor!
But imagine if kid is a simp too
@Melvin 'BigSmoke' Harris lol
"Only losers be simps, all my homies vetted for simpery." -Michael Jordan, April 20th, 1969.
Preach this
друг agreed!
goat
Dude that's funny 69 420, bro that's mad funny
@@ythiou4474 got the whole squad laffing real funny
She missed my 50k donation that was also my brothers cancer treatment. 😔
Mith now me and the boys are gonna have to do the coffin dance 😔
F
Mith dude that obviously 🙄 wasn’t enough you should have give her your liver.
@@Shirokuruse yeah all these 'fans' still haven't emailed all of their vital organs to her
W
"I have never been inside a Starbucks once in my life"
I haven't heard anyone I've respected more.
@t_205g nah bro you're in the dark days right now welcome to the club
Idk i can make my trusty 5% water and 95% milk coffee
for real
Neither have i but im only 18 i guess
I've never been to starbucks either because I hate cofee
Imagine seeing a 35 yr old man donating to pokimane
Mohammed games just take that one 35 yr old man, and make 1M of them, thats pokimane's audiance for you
@@inactiveaccount7728 he'd be broke lol
I feel so bad for him, like genuinely all jokes aside, spending your weekly pay check at your job, and using it on a girl online trying to have her “attention” because you are “in a relationship” with poki, and not spending the money on actual required resources (ex. Rent, bills, phone bill, food, etc.) Very Sad😂
@@TommyReckx oh y are you speaking facts daddy 😩
@@TommyReckx Man, i was laughing at the jokes... you just made me feel sympathy for those poor simps
Imagine donating all of your money to Pokimane and she doesn't even see your donation
Those poor African kids could have had the money instead
Imagine donating to a millionaire LULW
Your profile picture would be the reaction
@@blast2686 facts
6 months behind rent,
got nowhere to stay.
She put me in poverty,
Pokimane top donor btw.
To the streets PLEASE 👋
I feel bad for e girls they keep getting messages of simps asking to marry them except pokiamane i hate her
@@lieyunus8123 lol I mean...I don't hate Pokimane but...some of her content, bruh it's trash and annoying af
Do you live in a dumpster and use Wendy’s WiFi to comment here?
Oscar Zuniga I smell simp
The saddest part is that they’d probably never get her and they’d still think there in
Not probably, they will never get with her
Treat someone like a God and they will treat you like a follower
*My IQ has dropped from seeing these Simps lol*
basically how religion works
Even sadder therrs guys banging her for free
No, the saddest part is when soap dies.
"There's like a 1 in 5 billion chance you'll hook up with her!"
"So you're saying there's a chance?"
And 100% that her BF beats you up 🤣🤣🤣
0 chance
Dw Lloyd Christmas is already simping for Mary Samsonite.
They're willingly being taxed by Pokimane at this point
Have poki be hired by the tax guys no one will tax evade XD
No taxation without representation!
What happen to no taxation with out representation
Pyrothief america: interesting
The contrast between the topic he's talking about and the clip he is showing is really nice....
snypa cowabunga gotta down the simps man
i would like this comment but it has 69 likes
@@juusdidit now 96
@@juusdidit Nice
Ikr
When you see optimus sliding into poki’s “good boys” dms 👀
@@collagencleo6963 😂
“Why did you shoot him, son?!”
“He was a pokemaine fan...”
“Shoot him again!”
People can be fans of pokimaine
Simping is a bit far though
@@Mrorgrama ur name is cheems but u have a doge profile pic
Pokimane simp* but yeah
Guys you got the name wrong...it’s not Pokimane, it’s “POKILAME”
AIM FOR THE HEAD
There’s nothing wrong with liking or being nice to a girl, but don’t put yourself down or give away everything you have in the hopes that some girl/guy on the internet will notice you.
Or someone in real life for that matter.
Senpai! Notice me!
Olinn2000 thats not what senpai means
@@Olinn2000 No
Optimus is such a hottie, I’m gonna rob a bank and give him a one million dollar donation 😍
just your typical hamster optimus has no monetary value, he is priceless. No material donation will ever mean anything to him
Up ur bread fam
Aight imma donate my life to optimus see yall in heaven
@@samblamjam only you're life? *PATHETIC*
Venøm45 bruh I’m donating all of communism to optimus
“I donated her all of my grandmas life savings why isn’t she giving me attention?”
@t_205g I'm sure they already do
@Keegan Key And his bro arby
Grandma poor
The master chief himself is shook
@Keegan Key what about the arbiter 😂😂
I just imagine some 30 yr old man, no shirt, laying down in the bed, fricking giving his whole danm credit card to pokimane..
With toilet paper next to him
And beating his me-
"bro, I hope she will become my girlfriend when I donate all my money to her and maybe we can both chill inside my dumpster behind a wendy's and cuddle."
You had me in the first half not gonna lie
I wanna puke so bad hearing that
Hahahaahhaahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahqhahhaahahahhahahahahqhhahhqhahahahqhqhqhqhqhqhqhhqhqh
Dies from laughter
Now imagine this comment without quotation marks 😂
Miguel Ramirez lol
These females still living on recruit difficulty
Mate they're being treated to well
@@henryemmerich4424 *madness..*
@@henryemmerich4424 yeah bro thats crazy they have everything in the world there still oppressed what are you talking about?
They be out on theater mode
I dont think anyone here watches Birdman, Patrick.
How about instead of simping for others, we start simping for ourselves and just learn to be happy with ourselves and live life to the fullest.
Hmm, just like Stoic philosophy! Basically being content with just yourself. I like your thinking, man!
Thank you for commenting this
king_rocko_115 I simp therefore I am
TheoDr I appreciate the kind response, I’m glad someone agrees with me!
Jaiden Gabriel no problem bro! If you’re going through anything just know that you are strong and you will get through it no matter how hard it seems. You got this!
6:30
Optimus: "This has to be a meme."
Narrator: .....it was not a meme
Was that a Kaguya reference?
@@kermitwithamustache3885 no.
I'm pretty sure the "second simp" was just joking about $500 not being a large sum of money
Hard to tell a joke in twitter.
Sometime when i see Flat earthers Saying Earth is Flat i would think its a joke. Until they started to become crazy.
yh i thought he was joking around 2.
Simping is such a redit gold moment
@@bananagod5530 yes, but this kind of stuff is to take place for someone that can be like that to bait people. It happens every day with a lot of influencers, even with more serious topics. Sorry for my english
If he did I am not surprise judging in the pic
That guy "only 500$ ,get your bread up" was sarcastic, at least seems so
Ye I agree
Exactly what I was thinking
I wish with all myself or otherwise we hit a new bottom
They r donating 500 to get some reaction from a girl, at this point this might be as well real. After all we r talking about simps here. Everything is possible.
Exactly what I thought
This is why I think male streamers have real fans not just people trying to smash
What about the simp girls?
Raccet Kun They are few and far between
Nah there are tons of simp girls. They just tend to be harder to spot, but they exist and are plenty of them.
How did you think Justin Beiber got success? Or any of those Kpop groups.
@@rafaelrubio4443 yeah, simp girls are incredibly numerous, but the way they go about with their "simping" is much different to the way boys do it
General Grievous not to mention they aren’t roasted like guys are, needines and messed up priorities are accepted behavior of women in our culture while the opposite is expected of men.
We already know who those dislikes were
Yep
youR MOM
*E G G*
*Tier 3 sub would like to send you a message*
*Da simps*
I like how these grown adults are much more childish than the children themselves.
They didn't have proper parents raising them, it seems.
This is just....so sad.
Seriously dude why I think it’s more to do with them being virgins
**Inserts an I like monster trucks and fire trucks joke**
This ties in to the bad parenting video
“King of Comedy” by Martin Scorsese talks about this. People will literally do anything to be famous, and people will literally give everything away just to please those famous people. The movie is free on RUclips and trust me it’s crazy how much this problem has grown.
The moment someone made a GoFundMe for kylie jenner to be a billionaire, I lost all hope.
Ok
King of Comedy is a great film, good that people remember it.
@@Digger-Nick Its probably because of her Hue Jass.
Sorry I just couldn't resist making that joke.
Sammy it’s a one of a kind film, and funny that family guy of all shows makes a joke on it. The episode where Brian and meh kiss and she kidnaps him.
"if you want to simp, simp for Twomad."
- Sun Tzu
true twomad's been killing it with his content lol
Yeah, harassing teachers funny hee hoo
@Blazar Blue lets see you get prevented from doing your work by one of your coworkers calling some clown in, sure its funny, but it isn't a good thing
a wise man no wonder he worte the art of simping
Señor Jose this is a dire time, having a laugh is welcome in most cases. One day there is a clown in your class, the students are happy, and what do they lose? Ten minutes of learning? Losing 10 minutes of their day to have a laugh isn’t going to lose them a high school diploma or a future job.
Dad: are ya winning son?
Son: *yes dad... I donated 8 Million to pokimane
Dad: *S TO THE I TO THE M TO THE P*
The dad: son you are nothing to me I won't feed you cook yourself
My that wouldn't say anything. Or i wouldn't be alive to hear it
I won't be surprised if Yandere Dev is simping for Pokimane
*SEND THEM TO THE RANCH*
Dad: thank goodness I bought the machete
I love how Optimus gradually gets more and more depressed reading the simps messages
Yes. Well how insane the messages are.
Wouldn't blame him. I would have lost my mind watching these simps.
I subbed u
We all would have gone crazy
Guess I'll hide in a dumpster behind a McDonald's so I can use the free wifi to send my life savings to my queen Optimus
Yes
To our king Optimus
I don’t think the guy who told the dude to donated $500 to get his bread up isn’t actually a simp, pretty sure he was just joking.....
Or at least I hope so
It is honestly really hard to tell whether he was being unironic or not with "get your bread up"
In auctions some people purposely try to raise the prise for someone.
Maybe he was doing that?
@@D.J.Octocool maybe an associate of Pokimane to make them pay higher 👀
We all do, we all do
Well.. how about this...
Pastafarianism exist ... and there's people who worship
Maybe the french revolution would've been different if the queen was an e girl.
Or if the e girl queen was the chancellor of Germany of 1933
marie antoinette wasnt e-girl enough i suppose
I don’t feel like they are being serious, there is no way anybody would act like that. I might just have too much faith in humanity.
one word, stalkers
I was like you once, then I started going on reddit
They are real and they are awful. People tend to just see the side where the girl is getting thousands for every pic/vid but if she tries to stop them she either gets brushed off or attacked. If she even thanks them (even just out of politeness), they'll take that as some weird reciprocation of their feelings and get worse. They are essentially just stalkers but it's strange and scary that they're growing in number.
clearly trolls optimus just wanted to make a video
@@6ix750 oh I wish that were true
If anyone’s seen Birdman’s channel, we call these people Eugenes.
Yep
FreyR Kunn yeah.
birdman and optimus are the same person
Penguin again?
CODE E
Imagine dropping $500 for pokimane and she doesn’t even see it😂
Bro they just go "Wow! 500?!?! Your insane! Anyways back to talking about my dogs new sweater i got him."
these people need to learn what chaturbate is
@@Hello-or8gg lol i read ur comment wth poki's voices 🤣🤣
@@pakdestalin9685 I did it as well and I don't even know how she even sounds like
"The SIMP life is not worth living"
- probably Socrates
HAHA AS A GREEK THIS IS 10 TIMES FUNNIER
@@yellowsim3095 Παν αντι- simp άριστον
I'd rather spend money on drugs than donating to someone that don't even know my existence
I'd spend some on strippers, but nope on drugs
@@justronji9936 aw cmon, It depends on the drug, some are very worthwile
I'd spend it on food
@@Woodrow512 come on, shut up you satan, you really make me want it more
@@justronji9936 what's the difference between strippers and twitch thots? XD
If i ever catch my son simping, im putting him down faster then old yeller
yea dude thats the way to go, just came from simping *my pokimane*
Let me catch my son simping for an egirl who forgets him in 5 minutes.
Amone V *Simp Squad* (sent from Starbucks)
If I ever catch my god daughter on instagram, finna sell her to Ghislaine Maxwell.
@@felixwankel3989 whooo
Why is Pokimane considered hot? There is literally an infinite supply of models and wannabe models on Instagram that look a million times hotter
No life weirdos
because she plays video games
it’s kinda like “oh she’s a gamer girl, i play games too, we have so much in common”
@Dean Sibiski swear she looks 40 💀 she's like a 5/10 without makeup on god
man she skinny asf. what are these simps hoping to eat? bones?
yeah i think she’s more pretty or cute rather than hot coming from a female perspective
Aliens: see this is why we dont visit earth anymore.
I'm not a simp, but if Optimus started doing live streams...
He does on twitch. His username is subtooptimus
@@wavy5654 welp... Time to sell my house
Fabian Mendoza time to pull out the ol 401k
ImNoahB 401k? Get your bread up I dropped 10,000,000 on his twitch. I would do it again but the Federal government is looking for me after robbing 15 banks in a single night just to donate to daddy Optimus.
@@wavy5654 time to send a liver
Spent $100 on my mom for Mothers Day. Guess im a simp.
No shes you're mom you know her she helped raise you there no simping on that
@@clarencehemphill3403 I also know the girl in my basement
@@clarencehemphill3403 can you feel the joke whooshing over your head?
@@themanman7642 Double wooash
Simp
Dudes really out here ruining their life over a girl who won't even date them
They don't even know these simps exist
Females be living on game journalist difficulty
The most I have 'simp' is a total of 40 bucks on a streamer who streams 10 hours a day 360+ days a year. I watched him stream the game i play for more than 2 years and donated 40 bucks for the joy and funny moments he brought. It is to show appreciation and acknowledgement of his hard work and effort.
On the otherhand some people throw money on Poki just to get attention or date requests are something I would never comprehend; welp unless they are billionaire's children who got 6 figures monthly allowances. That I can understand.
wish some ppl realized they are giving their hard earned money to a rich woman who will forget their names as soon as the message vanishes
When I become a father, and if I learned my son was simping, I'll take his to the brothel house and show him how to spend money like an adult.
Or save and invest like an adult?
@@samuellu7610 lol ok buddy
@@samuellu7610 Investing in happiness. That's what occurs at the brothel. Or are you so job focused that you'd compare in efficiency to a Japanese man?
@@notaprettyboah3739 i hope i didnt sound rude, that wasnt my intention hahaha my tone was meant to be out of curiosity
@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 Nope, and yeah i agree with investing in happiness. I was just confused and curious cuz i never heard of a father taking their son to a brother. Sounds like an interesting experience tho🤣
To all these simps out there thinking they got a chance, are you aware that she’s dating a multimillionaire businessman that’s like 26. Oh and he’s shredded too. Cut your losses boys, move on.
Tim Parker who?
"Remember kids of you simp god will be mad"
@@Jayqo nobody
KARTIKEYA007 that’s what she wants everyone to think. If she ain’t dating, she’s banging. But her pay pigs will never hear about it
Thank you
Simps
My name is Simp, so what if I bought Pokimane a blimp?
Maybe I have money, maybe I don’t but spending NO money, uh uh I WONT,
I might need a house or I have more than one, I just gotta make sure me and these girls have a son.
Is getting noticed really that hard? Eh I don’t care, as long as my money gets jarred. She can buy those Gucci bags, while I sit and watch. As much money as she wants I don’t care, as long as Pokimane is square.
Oh my god, today’s the day, she finally noticed me, YAY!
But oh no! I have no money. Whatever, long as Pokis life is sunny.
👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@cpt.martinwalker6268, thank you very much.
Poems a bit iffy but it gets the job done, good job.
Edit: *correction "rap".
Nontheless, good job.
@@backyardshenanagins1720 It was a rap
@@backyardshenanagins1720, awe ty
6:24 That guy’s wife should just file a divorce on him, he’s not worth her time.
Edit: Okay, so according to someone in the replies the person was just joking. Okay, that’s good. At least a bit of faith in humanity is restored.
That has to be a joke
I dunno man, it most likely isn’t to me.
Rob Bob They are joking btw. I follow the guy he was replying to on Twitter, they aren’t serious.
I feel like the wife should try to help him atleast then divorce him
Ben Prentice Really? Okay, then. What a relief.
Just think the IRS could get so much of our money just by having one of their female agents on twitch.
I'm a simp for this guy called "Optimus" because his voice sounds amazing. I'm gonna donate 50,000 to this man one day.
LOL only 50000? Get your bread up boi
Han Hong “yeah same here dude, but it’s a shame that I’ve been donating less for the past few months. I can barely pay my rent.”
"Aw man, I am 8 months overdue on rent and abt to get evicted. A shame but I can scrap up 500$ to donate to Optimus"
oh yeah i was watching and i saw he said his ear was itchy so i cut mine off and mailed it to him
My whole body vibrates whenever he speaks. It’s was such an amazing experience that I just had to sell my house and 4 kids to donate to this man.
This is probably just Optimus trying to cover his tracks. He's secretly her top donor
Imagine going into debt to give money to a person living in a mansion
Poki lives in a "frat house" with other streamers
@@MartinLeong25 is it a frat house?
jackson wesley nope it’s either he’s being specific, or he’s trying to defend her. She’s rich af. Definitely can afford a mansion.
Simping is never acceptable, especially when it involves money
It does pay for my college tho so I'm not complaining
@@magnetronmaaltijden lucky.
@Damani Campbell I mean simping doesnt automatically make you mentally ill
@@magnetronmaaltijden hope you feel good exploiting the weak minded
@Damani Campbell They are not mentally disabled lol.
He could've spent all that money on a gym membership 😂😂
Could have bought a bomb for when you go to the gym
@@Funnydoc he could have
@ or better yet. Could've funded a hobby he's passionate about.
@@a.t.2112 He could've bought a nice gaming pc
The first guy could have got the gym membership
Everyone: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER
Simps: IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HER
As a person with mental disorders, I am disappointed in these human beings that are dropping $1000 - $10,000 to Pokimane
Me too. She ain't even that hot.
Same I don’t have mental disorders but I agree with u she ain’t even that hot
Dropping literaly 1 dollar is more than inacceptable. And street artist gets coins for their performance.
Little Leaf why would you even include that ?
Little Leaf no one asked
Internet: “SIMPS!”
Bird man viewers: Mr. Krab’s first name
?
@@entruh4520 Go search up "Birdman" and you will find a channel with basically a more humorous take on this guys' topics and other. Mr. Krabs' first name is Eugene.
i never thought about it like mr. krabs but that fits in well
Eugenes everywhere
A man of culture, i see.
The first photo of the guy looks like someone who has a Rainbow Dash bodypillow.
You dont have one
@@pestcocntrollcrew :(
I had to google what rainbow dash is and... oh, it’s a Pony; this really is one step above your average bodypillow, Jesus
Bruh
ミラー how dare you not know what My Little Pony is
I truly thought that people were joking when they say people donate thousands.
As my boi Birdman says, "these guys are living on recruit difficulty".
Wait.... optimus sounds like bridman..... hmmmm 🤔
these eugenes smh
I think I’m still on the tutorial
"These Eugenes keep invading my streams!"
~Birdman. In an alternate, genderswapped timeline
These simps are forcing themselves into veteran difficulty
Imagine raising your son and he spends all his money on Pokimane
Yea
Benni Benni clearly youre a bad parent
If my son did that he wouldn't be allowed back in the house
Just beat it
My wife’s boyfriend let me stay up late to watch this
Pokimane is literally playing a game with god mode and aimbot at this point she don’t gotta do anything and she winning with these simps no matter what
@@-UdH-WgiL huh
@@-UdH-WgiL?
Just wait till she gets 30.
S: Seduction of corruption
I: Impressing women
M: Money , Money and more money
P: paying the PRINCESS
Day by Dave want to know your location
These people are just shooting their shot, turns out their shooting backwards.
Recoil
the wii sports bowling alley
Worst part is she's a legit 4 without makeup. I love how we're still supposed to pretend she has an audience because she's entertaining.
i mean i only watch her if she's streaming with other offline tv members, but i think shes a decent streamer, not worthy of those insanely high viewerships, but i think a good chunk of those viewers is not just watching for her looks
Doesn't matter if they are hot or not it's pathetic no matter if they arr 4/10 or 10/10
Im a bi girl so im seeing her from a ‘girl beauty’ view and ‘attractiveness’ view, my score for her is 4 too.
Trueeeeeee
honestly she straight up looks immature , dont know why these guys are simping for her
2016: All women are QUEENSS.....
2020: IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A THOT
Jordan Lopez imagine spelling “liking” wrong
People dont't know anything about grammar anymore
ur right
AWAKEN, MY FELLOW BLACK KNIGHTS!!!
nr mf No offense my man: “If she breathe she a thot” is way funnier than “If she is breathing, she is a thot.”
I can almost hear Pokimane’s mind saying “poor bunch of idiots”
Yeah to people embarrassing themselves who are either clout chasing or lack any self awareness. Oh and the creepy stans that feel entitled to anything.