Pokimane Simps Are Actually Insane

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 4 года назад +2275

    I thought that post was fake. I didn’t want to believe someone would do that to themselves.

    • @thatspookagain4030
      @thatspookagain4030 4 года назад +124

      I mean there was the 20k donation that one time...

    • @Shirokuruse
      @Shirokuruse 4 года назад +54

      Honestly people with low IQ which is sad.

    • @cfiber_inc
      @cfiber_inc 4 года назад +87

      Watch someone donate a million to a e girl

    • @cheesist6998
      @cheesist6998 4 года назад

      @@Penguin-iy4hz cool

    • @Who1sJax
      @Who1sJax 4 года назад +2

      Sad times out here

  • @Omni_1410
    @Omni_1410 4 года назад +4962

    I refuse to believe he was serious about going homeless, my brain doesn’t allow that much stupidity to be considered real

    • @jared6695
      @jared6695 4 года назад +318

      If it was real he'd probably sleep by pokemanes house

    • @chrisprusinowski5287
      @chrisprusinowski5287 4 года назад +209

      I always play a game with myself by assuming the worst and most self-indulgent behavior within human beings. And I am never left dissapointed nor let down by my intuition.

    • @timothymahadeo943
      @timothymahadeo943 4 года назад +5

      5

    • @TheMan-tn4jk
      @TheMan-tn4jk 4 года назад +8

      It isnt, there you go

    • @Justnassy
      @Justnassy 4 года назад +5

      Noah Higby aka. Neckman yea it’s obvious satire

  • @theripper8441
    @theripper8441 4 года назад +9148

    This celebrity worship culture is sad and disgusting.

  • @lieutenantrappy07
    @lieutenantrappy07 4 года назад +954

    Someone: Donation for the poor please?
    Society: No
    E-girl: *Begins a stream*
    Society: *Literally donates 2 billion dollars to the e-girl*

  • @neonishere123
    @neonishere123 4 года назад +7566

    "This has to be classified as a mental illness"
    Doctor: Im sorry sir but i diagnose you with Simp

  • @camfish9719
    @camfish9719 4 года назад +2177

    Simping can be exposed in one sentence.
    She already has a boyfriend, and you pay for their trip to japan.

    • @billyjoe8185
      @billyjoe8185 4 года назад +15

      lol

    • @deangreen2567
      @deangreen2567 4 года назад +134

      Cumfish Unless you send them to East Asia to catch corona. 5000IQ play

    • @trash0175
      @trash0175 4 года назад +46

      Dean Green she lives in America right? Its already a virus fest there so no need

    • @S123-m2h
      @S123-m2h 4 года назад

      Cumfish I never knew thta

    • @Abkenn
      @Abkenn 4 года назад +14

      Cumfish Simps will go to any extent for even the slightest chance of poom poom

  • @Shartmaster32
    @Shartmaster32 4 года назад +826

    imagine harming yourself and depriving yourself of your own necessities just to donate to someone you haven't even been in the presence of just cause you think you have the chance of getting in their pants because you gave them $1K

    • @maggiemagz5519
      @maggiemagz5519 4 года назад +32

      Sad

    • @drew425
      @drew425 4 года назад +29

      xTim donated $3700: hello there my queen. You look fabulous today.

    • @AdventurerOfOblivion
      @AdventurerOfOblivion 4 года назад +26

      The fact they're all OK w/ capitalizing off these people who actually do need professional help makes it worse. It's like stealing from the mentally impaired. Not OK.

    • @joonatanlepind3124
      @joonatanlepind3124 4 года назад +15

      @@AdventurerOfOblivion I mean it's not really in their control, but they shouldn't condone doing it.

    • @peripateticguy55
      @peripateticguy55 4 года назад

      Can't relate.

  • @FBI-wp1nn
    @FBI-wp1nn 4 года назад +2744

    most of them could have lost their virginity with that kind of money

    • @Commy42
      @Commy42 4 года назад +143

      Literally

    • @syachipeanut
      @syachipeanut 4 года назад +268

      FBI speaking facts

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 4 года назад +30

      Yes like just bloody go to Roxane and she gotcha

    • @magicnik5737
      @magicnik5737 4 года назад +14

      Oof you didnt have to hit them with that

    • @pianohelper8873
      @pianohelper8873 4 года назад +21

      Its called dumb standards which they could find elsewhere but they are too dumb.

  • @prateek6614
    @prateek6614 4 года назад +8400

    We need an army of dark knights to counter all white knights if this is real.

  • @ammolator
    @ammolator 4 года назад +4277

    Dude why don’t they drop all that money to their parents. They would be so happy and proud.

    • @LeBaldJames23-
      @LeBaldJames23- 4 года назад +553

      They wont give a homeless guy 1$but they will give girls on the internet 1000$

    • @derpynerdy6294
      @derpynerdy6294 4 года назад +314

      You can’t understand a simp unless your a simp
      - BILBO BAGGINS

    • @Philosophe27
      @Philosophe27 4 года назад +75

      They probably hate their parents and spite them by doing this? A double negative there, that's for sure.

    • @johndale8768
      @johndale8768 4 года назад +6

      Nick Kunwar because they don’t rap to them

    • @Enthusiast230
      @Enthusiast230 4 года назад +23

      @@johndale8768 I be wrapping my grandma before putting her into the tomb though.

  • @asianmgk
    @asianmgk 4 года назад +1190

    Half of these dudes don’t even realize she’s not single....

  • @kirbyandstargaming8886
    @kirbyandstargaming8886 4 года назад +1622

    She was streaming and I typed “simps” and then it said “your message has been blocked from chat settings” 💀

    • @federalchcolate8534
      @federalchcolate8534 4 года назад +63

      Me too lollll

    • @Masterofcandy4
      @Masterofcandy4 4 года назад +157

      Not all hero’s wear capes.

    • @brianthepyromancer924
      @brianthepyromancer924 4 года назад +175

      You hurt her obvious plan of getting money from desperate people

    • @jasonirwin4631
      @jasonirwin4631 4 года назад +55

      That's income security man. Can't blame a women for trying keep the money rolling in.

    • @theking10029
      @theking10029 4 года назад +71

      Why don't you try something like:
      "S1mps" or "S1mp5", you know, change some letters to numbers

  • @MoeFoeGenius
    @MoeFoeGenius 4 года назад +653

    It's like they truly believe they have a shot at her by donating. It's so out of touch with reality

    • @RealMailou
      @RealMailou 4 года назад +23

      Yeah I am actually bothered by it.
      What goes through their heads?

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 4 года назад +1

      @@L4ck0Ski11 well idk if you heard the corona we have that do to ret-ARDS

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 4 года назад

      @@L4ck0Ski11 or aliens come to earth to start a war

    • @nenidetic
      @nenidetic 4 года назад +12

      @@RealMailou they think being nice to a woman will make her fall in love with them. they're evolved "nice guys" lol.

    • @ScarletWFire
      @ScarletWFire 4 года назад

      And they say games keep you out of touch

  • @quanlinglingdingle5969
    @quanlinglingdingle5969 4 года назад +3110

    I'm about to disguise as a female and start up my own twitch stream just so I can get these simps to donate me their whole bank account 💀💀

    • @koencagurangan3256
      @koencagurangan3256 4 года назад +295

      “Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?”

    • @Teeheehahah1223
      @Teeheehahah1223 4 года назад +52

      That is now my idea

    • @supremeteen1975
      @supremeteen1975 4 года назад +72

      I support this. XD see how many simps we can expose.

    • @aa-pw7cw
      @aa-pw7cw 4 года назад +42

      hit up f1nnster, he’s a god at it

    • @lordmurloc6295
      @lordmurloc6295 4 года назад +14

      i'll simp for ya

  • @codoroki
    @codoroki 4 года назад +3773

    Day 4 of asking Optimus to end a video by saying “let’s roll out.”

  • @ghostella_8348
    @ghostella_8348 4 года назад +5257

    If you gonna spend your money on a person spend it on your mom because she is the most beautiful

    • @bruhbruh9477
      @bruhbruh9477 4 года назад +193

      Wait, how do you know

    • @satan3034
      @satan3034 4 года назад +379

      People without moms:

    • @cizmin7530
      @cizmin7530 4 года назад +159

      Lol simpin for my mother

    • @amberheard2869
      @amberheard2869 4 года назад +85

      pretty sure they got no braincells left to do that for mom

    • @downstacked5529
      @downstacked5529 4 года назад +14

      @@bruhbruh9477 o.m.g. the dark humor

  • @bruhbag2311
    @bruhbag2311 4 года назад +356

    People who disliked saw “pokimane simps” clicked on the video, disliked, and left.

    • @haroldcoggy9455
      @haroldcoggy9455 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @AdventurerOfOblivion
      @AdventurerOfOblivion 4 года назад +24

      Well the jokes on them, RUclips considers both likes and dislikes as engagement, further serving that this video will only be more likely to be seen because of it... So really they're doing Optimus a favor.

    • @hhfbko
      @hhfbko 4 года назад +3

      @@AdventurerOfOblivion uno reverse card

    • @Subbielol
      @Subbielol 4 года назад

      Facts

    • @bruhbag2311
      @bruhbag2311 4 года назад

      Woah! Almost 400 likes, thanks! I definitely didn’t expect this comment to get this big, never had this many likes.

  • @Nobody-iv2ot
    @Nobody-iv2ot 4 года назад +2048

    “My wife’s been bugging me about this holiday.” She’s not gonna be your wife for much longer.

    • @fastjab9831
      @fastjab9831 4 года назад +66

      Dr. Johnny sins is on the job

    • @playboistark
      @playboistark 4 года назад +8

      @@fastjab9831 ;)

    • @aelix56
      @aelix56 4 года назад +56

      Imagine marrying one of these soychuggers.

    • @Idiodyssey87
      @Idiodyssey87 4 года назад +82

      Normally I don't condone infidelity, but a woman married to a megasimp giving away thousands to Pokimane better be getting some nasty on the side for sake of her sanity.

    • @Strider73
      @Strider73 4 года назад +22

      @@aelix56 you know shes gotta be fatter and uglier than him

  • @leopearce649
    @leopearce649 4 года назад +2000

    When gaming is a “disorder” and simping isn’t

    • @Pitman856
      @Pitman856 4 года назад +133

      gaming isn’t a disorder, addiction is. You can be addicted to anything, like giving females money online, it can still be a disorder if the person is chasing the ‘high’ that the act gives far too often

    • @StuckInSilverCS
      @StuckInSilverCS 4 года назад +9

      Pitman856 at what point do you think gaming is an addiction in terms of hours per day?

    • @Juan444tv
      @Juan444tv 4 года назад +66

      @@StuckInSilverCS at what point do you consider drinking an addiction in terms of drinks per day? Its a weak point. An addiction is anything that's done in excess, what that excess is depends on the person, they effect something has on their lives, and whether or not they're willing to admit its existence.

    • @steadyuk3198
      @steadyuk3198 4 года назад +2

      yeah

    • @creativeshortssss
      @creativeshortssss 4 года назад +8

      @@Pitman856 search gaming disorder on google my dude. It's a legit disorder.

  • @VanK1977
    @VanK1977 4 года назад +810

    Imagine donating 1000$ go a girl just to find out she’s a boy

    • @catropy
      @catropy 4 года назад +71

      @Pasta how tf is that transphobic

    • @barrackobama2647
      @barrackobama2647 4 года назад +22

      @@catropy hes like the blue haired girl

    • @dr.stronk9857
      @dr.stronk9857 4 года назад +4

      Speaking from experience?

    • @oreonleach4845
      @oreonleach4845 4 года назад +3

      Wait she's transgender

    • @Mall13vm
      @Mall13vm 4 года назад +15

      It makes it even better

  • @k3nethh391
    @k3nethh391 4 года назад +805

    I feel like these people are the main reason that shes single

    • @jaysin8969
      @jaysin8969 4 года назад +217

      It'll be a "Ok Boomer Girl" situation where her simps will go nuclear if they find out she has a boyfriend, it will effect her income

    • @firehot9578
      @firehot9578 4 года назад +7

      Hahahahhahahaha

    • @firstname4304
      @firstname4304 4 года назад +24

      Jay Sin then she will be getting paid by simps, but not for streaming....

    • @UltimateTS64
      @UltimateTS64 4 года назад +3

      @@jaysin8969 That's believable

    • @nenidetic
      @nenidetic 4 года назад +36

      @@jaysin8969 i bet that the dumbest of them all will continue donating money in the hopes that she breaks up with her boyfriend for them

  • @pineapple8008
    @pineapple8008 4 года назад +614

    Some people take simp too far. Talking to a girl isn't being a simp. Giving a girl $500 is being a simp

    • @shelbybayer200
      @shelbybayer200 4 года назад +15

      No kidding

    • @babboondaboss
      @babboondaboss 4 года назад +39

      Mr Beast: 0_0

    • @bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458
      @bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458 4 года назад +91

      giving 500 with the intention of supporting their career because you find them entertaining isnt an act of simpery, donating it just to try grab her attention is. Although it is impossible to differentiate between the two

    • @Menaccee
      @Menaccee 4 года назад +71

      Arif Faisal giving $500 to a well established female streamer isn’t really to support, just simping

    • @sieg3701
      @sieg3701 4 года назад +7

      @@bruhwhatswrongwitchu2458 almost impossible*
      It's only possible if you know em personally

  • @ParaD0x4l
    @ParaD0x4l 4 года назад +1209

    Optimus: Talking about Pokimane simps Me: Crying because I know Soaps Gonna Die

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 года назад +21

      Drop the soaps...

    • @o5-814
      @o5-814 4 года назад +38

      Oh hey! We have the same pfp.

    • @AbstractS04
      @AbstractS04 4 года назад +15

      Rip Soap

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 4 года назад +5

      The high lords of Terra have allocated a single laughter in your case

    • @taq1361
      @taq1361 4 года назад

      Same :(

  • @OXY187
    @OXY187 4 года назад +1134

    Simps of 1970: They're paying to strippers, literally simping, flirting and then sleeping with them.
    Simps of 2020: Stalking streamers on the internet 7/24, hoping that they'd get noticed.

    • @Gunther69420
      @Gunther69420 4 года назад +71

      When people back in the days even got sth for their money.

    • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
      @theguywhoisaustralian1465 4 года назад +58

      @Peggy liz Nothing wrong with hookers. They make serious money too, like easily 1000 dollars a day.

    • @evolutiontail5697
      @evolutiontail5697 4 года назад +3

      I like sleepimg with strippers lol

    • @Vavvilion
      @Vavvilion 4 года назад

      if your child ends up in a m24 video put them down

    • @sweeshy9670
      @sweeshy9670 4 года назад +49

      do you realise how much it triggers me that you typed 7/24 rather than 24/7

  • @rhysfoord
    @rhysfoord 4 года назад +1873

    Donating money to Pokimane is like giving $100,000 to Bill Gates

    • @sebasss6157
      @sebasss6157 4 года назад +12

      no...

    • @boopie577
      @boopie577 4 года назад +114

      @@sebasss6157 yes

    • @CGNeko
      @CGNeko 4 года назад +307

      Not exactly. Bill Gates actually put in work to build/maintain his fortune, and gives back to the world with charity work through his foundation. On the other hand, Pokimane just collects money from desperate, gullible men on the internet by being pretty in front of a camera. I think there's a definite difference there.

    • @trashboy5940
      @trashboy5940 4 года назад +112

      At least Bill Gates does something with his money...

    • @boopie577
      @boopie577 4 года назад +76

      @@CGNeko I think you missed the point here. What HS_Phlux meant was probably that both Pokimane and Bill Gates have quite a lot of money (Sure Bill Gates has more) so donating 100k to Bill Gates wouldn't add much to his treasury, same as with Pokimane.

  • @RealVoidyz
    @RealVoidyz 4 года назад +1112

    Why not simp for charity places? That’s a good simp

    • @texatron
      @texatron 4 года назад +36

      Preach

    • @gyuuipa5166
      @gyuuipa5166 4 года назад +112

      pls notice me.. charity-senpai.. ovo..

    • @eneco3965
      @eneco3965 4 года назад +10

      That's an even bigger simp

    • @dinx5742
      @dinx5742 4 года назад +3

      Speech 💅

    • @idkwho1719
      @idkwho1719 4 года назад +18

      hate to break your myth but charity money goes back to the government

  • @BirdTurdMemes
    @BirdTurdMemes 4 года назад +2496

    Big John is cool

    • @pok_eyed880
      @pok_eyed880 4 года назад +30

      People be like charity? Smh poki squad

    • @pok_eyed880
      @pok_eyed880 4 года назад +83

      Poki should host charity streams

    • @orion2089
      @orion2089 4 года назад +58

      There is, some guy in my countries donate all the money for covid relief, he is hero

    • @AllMightSage
      @AllMightSage 4 года назад +8

      Dimitri The Slav *everyone liked that.

    • @DudeSoWin
      @DudeSoWin 4 года назад +3

      Simping created religion and all the pagan idols. Science only removed the bandage.

  • @Valretic
    @Valretic 4 года назад +321

    they have a higher chance to get struck my lightning 69 times, get 21 divorces and 500 babies than dating with pokimane

    • @cowzilla9982
      @cowzilla9982 4 года назад +51

      You are an absolute unit if you survive 69 lightning strikes and live on to get into 21 relationships and make 500 babies

    • @rayh6118
      @rayh6118 4 года назад

      Nice

    • @jonathanjoestar6616
      @jonathanjoestar6616 4 года назад +2

      Uhm, child support? Hed probally be able to pay for it though, if he didn’t donate 1m to pokimaine

    • @B463L
      @B463L 4 года назад +3

      Even weirder when you stop to think about what it'd be like to actually date a Twitch that. You'd invest all this time and your emotions in... a parasite, someone who manipulates thousands into giving her money she didn't earn. Not exactly waifu material.

    • @kingmystery8425
      @kingmystery8425 3 года назад +2

      There is more chance od getting dream luck than dating pokimane

  • @tomatoboi5735
    @tomatoboi5735 4 года назад +2269

    Being a female streamer is like being 50% discount of life

    • @GingerZombie29
      @GingerZombie29 4 года назад +97

      Only if showing skin.

    • @boilaknezzi8974
      @boilaknezzi8974 4 года назад +154

      Mate it’s 100% discount

    • @nashestylez
      @nashestylez 4 года назад +227

      females on twitch really do be playing life on recruit difficulty

    • @aliheikal2805
      @aliheikal2805 4 года назад +68

      They don't even have to be good at the game
      Sad

    • @roarbahamut9866
      @roarbahamut9866 4 года назад +15

      @@aliheikal2805 Tbf, Pokimane used to be diamond back when she still played lol

  • @D3rpyD3su
    @D3rpyD3su 4 года назад +1990

    If only us boys had people who'd donate like that. These e-girls got it too easy

    • @milantosic
      @milantosic 4 года назад +476

      e girl be living on recruit difficulty while man's living on veteran

    • @This_Pleases_The_Nut
      @This_Pleases_The_Nut 4 года назад +41

      @@jackmalone1279 How tf?

    • @Shirokuruse
      @Shirokuruse 4 года назад +42

      Derpy Gamerダルピーゲーマー straight up facts.

    • @justbecause7402
      @justbecause7402 4 года назад +33

      lil jimmy everybody lazy there's a pandemic

    • @josephb.4640
      @josephb.4640 4 года назад +187

      And yet some hateful feminists will still say that women have it harder than men...absolute narcissists.

  • @thebaldpizzaman6319
    @thebaldpizzaman6319 4 года назад +699

    These are the types of people to intrude someone’s personal space, and then call it a joke.

    • @fartballs1604
      @fartballs1604 4 года назад +7

      Hi goku

    • @ami_KT
      @ami_KT 4 года назад +18

      *Asks for explicit pictures from a 13 year old.*. HAHAHA- It was just a joke!

    • @Idk-sm1nb
      @Idk-sm1nb 4 года назад +2

      Hi goku

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 4 года назад

      Backstabing a friend and never said sorry and telling his fan:" guy he like making fun of mental people"
      Hahahaha funny joke man haha..hahaha...
      Your really?

    • @mirror857
      @mirror857 4 года назад

      The Darkness Rises 12 years, I know what you’re getting at

  • @Bac0nocab_
    @Bac0nocab_ 4 года назад +209

    Homeless man
    Kid: how did u get homeless?
    Homeless man: i selled my mansion my rent even my company for money and give it all to pokimane

    • @Fireys
      @Fireys 4 года назад +25

      Kid: Then you deserve being poor!

    • @Itsme-do5cq
      @Itsme-do5cq 3 года назад +7

      But imagine if kid is a simp too

    • @rearez3315
      @rearez3315 3 года назад +1

      @Melvin 'BigSmoke' Harris lol

  • @precycaibal9896
    @precycaibal9896 4 года назад +554

    "Only losers be simps, all my homies vetted for simpery." -Michael Jordan, April 20th, 1969.

    • @Ayprr
      @Ayprr 4 года назад +8

      Preach this

    • @FireballndChannel
      @FireballndChannel 4 года назад +4

      друг agreed!

    • @yvngslump1627
      @yvngslump1627 4 года назад +2

      goat

    • @ythiou4474
      @ythiou4474 4 года назад +14

      Dude that's funny 69 420, bro that's mad funny

    • @testtset8385
      @testtset8385 4 года назад +3

      @@ythiou4474 got the whole squad laffing real funny

  • @mith6936
    @mith6936 4 года назад +476

    She missed my 50k donation that was also my brothers cancer treatment. 😔

    • @urmomlol6988
      @urmomlol6988 4 года назад +120

      Mith now me and the boys are gonna have to do the coffin dance 😔

    • @corz299
      @corz299 4 года назад +20

      F

    • @Shirokuruse
      @Shirokuruse 4 года назад +51

      Mith dude that obviously 🙄 wasn’t enough you should have give her your liver.

    • @elliesteele2027
      @elliesteele2027 4 года назад +29

      @@Shirokuruse yeah all these 'fans' still haven't emailed all of their vital organs to her

    • @Eliticus_Aurelius
      @Eliticus_Aurelius 4 года назад +2

      W

  • @drasticallycourageous3894
    @drasticallycourageous3894 4 года назад +264

    "I have never been inside a Starbucks once in my life"
    I haven't heard anyone I've respected more.

    • @plonzz
      @plonzz 4 года назад +8

      @t_205g nah bro you're in the dark days right now welcome to the club

    • @aaaaa-n8l
      @aaaaa-n8l 4 года назад +2

      Idk i can make my trusty 5% water and 95% milk coffee

    • @captainpeanut6427
      @captainpeanut6427 4 года назад +1

      for real

    • @entruh4520
      @entruh4520 4 года назад

      Neither have i but im only 18 i guess

    • @ThatGuyLegend
      @ThatGuyLegend 4 года назад +1

      I've never been to starbucks either because I hate cofee

  • @mohammedgames6039
    @mohammedgames6039 4 года назад +209

    Imagine seeing a 35 yr old man donating to pokimane

    • @inactiveaccount7728
      @inactiveaccount7728 4 года назад +15

      Mohammed games just take that one 35 yr old man, and make 1M of them, thats pokimane's audiance for you

    • @mohammedgames6039
      @mohammedgames6039 4 года назад

      @@inactiveaccount7728 he'd be broke lol

    • @TommyReckx
      @TommyReckx 4 года назад +4

      I feel so bad for him, like genuinely all jokes aside, spending your weekly pay check at your job, and using it on a girl online trying to have her “attention” because you are “in a relationship” with poki, and not spending the money on actual required resources (ex. Rent, bills, phone bill, food, etc.) Very Sad😂

    • @mohammedgames6039
      @mohammedgames6039 4 года назад +1

      @@TommyReckx oh y are you speaking facts daddy 😩

    • @wagglyspacks5958
      @wagglyspacks5958 3 года назад +1

      @@TommyReckx Man, i was laughing at the jokes... you just made me feel sympathy for those poor simps

  • @lozbur4262
    @lozbur4262 4 года назад +690

    Imagine donating all of your money to Pokimane and she doesn't even see your donation

    • @blast2686
      @blast2686 4 года назад +63

      Those poor African kids could have had the money instead

    • @neozyris3023
      @neozyris3023 4 года назад +67

      Imagine donating to a millionaire LULW

    • @selego2650
      @selego2650 4 года назад +1

      Your profile picture would be the reaction

    • @amirakavulture5951
      @amirakavulture5951 4 года назад +1

      @@blast2686 facts

  • @realkhyri
    @realkhyri 4 года назад +380

    6 months behind rent,
    got nowhere to stay.
    She put me in poverty,
    Pokimane top donor btw.

    • @saintclearance926
      @saintclearance926 4 года назад +13

      To the streets PLEASE 👋

    • @lieyunus8123
      @lieyunus8123 4 года назад +5

      I feel bad for e girls they keep getting messages of simps asking to marry them except pokiamane i hate her

    • @pengu3996
      @pengu3996 4 года назад +21

      @@lieyunus8123 lol I mean...I don't hate Pokimane but...some of her content, bruh it's trash and annoying af

    • @Leaf4825
      @Leaf4825 4 года назад +9

      Do you live in a dumpster and use Wendy’s WiFi to comment here?

    • @olliec32
      @olliec32 4 года назад +3

      Oscar Zuniga I smell simp

  • @lordrevan5445
    @lordrevan5445 4 года назад +400

    The saddest part is that they’d probably never get her and they’d still think there in

    • @justadummy8076
      @justadummy8076 4 года назад +71

      Not probably, they will never get with her
      Treat someone like a God and they will treat you like a follower

    • @Proger-sj8cj
      @Proger-sj8cj 4 года назад +7

      *My IQ has dropped from seeing these Simps lol*

    • @spooky_4624
      @spooky_4624 4 года назад +6

      basically how religion works

    • @buddy3007
      @buddy3007 4 года назад +2

      Even sadder therrs guys banging her for free

    • @sirbisping9324
      @sirbisping9324 4 года назад +3

      No, the saddest part is when soap dies.

  • @charKT-7461
    @charKT-7461 3 года назад +49

    "There's like a 1 in 5 billion chance you'll hook up with her!"
    "So you're saying there's a chance?"

  • @Nacknone4
    @Nacknone4 4 года назад +426

    They're willingly being taxed by Pokimane at this point

    • @MartinLeong25
      @MartinLeong25 4 года назад +11

      Have poki be hired by the tax guys no one will tax evade XD

    • @DowaHawkiin
      @DowaHawkiin 4 года назад +3

      No taxation without representation!

    • @sheldonpierre5076
      @sheldonpierre5076 4 года назад

      What happen to no taxation with out representation

    • @i_dont_pay_taxes491
      @i_dont_pay_taxes491 4 года назад

      Pyrothief america: interesting

  • @marmickmathur9036
    @marmickmathur9036 4 года назад +2026

    The contrast between the topic he's talking about and the clip he is showing is really nice....

  • @skeptical5727
    @skeptical5727 4 года назад +337

    When you see optimus sliding into poki’s “good boys” dms 👀

    • @Saiko-RuRu
      @Saiko-RuRu 4 года назад

      @@collagencleo6963 😂

  • @mysoundtracks2159
    @mysoundtracks2159 4 года назад +275

    “Why did you shoot him, son?!”
    “He was a pokemaine fan...”
    “Shoot him again!”

    • @Mrorgrama
      @Mrorgrama 3 года назад +10

      People can be fans of pokimaine
      Simping is a bit far though

    • @quandaledingle6949
      @quandaledingle6949 3 года назад +1

      @@Mrorgrama ur name is cheems but u have a doge profile pic

    • @someguy1827
      @someguy1827 3 года назад

      Pokimane simp* but yeah

    • @KingHotdogboy
      @KingHotdogboy 3 года назад +2

      Guys you got the name wrong...it’s not Pokimane, it’s “POKILAME”

    • @lakurkuma8113
      @lakurkuma8113 3 года назад +1

      AIM FOR THE HEAD

  • @batmanlikespizza2541
    @batmanlikespizza2541 4 года назад +170

    There’s nothing wrong with liking or being nice to a girl, but don’t put yourself down or give away everything you have in the hopes that some girl/guy on the internet will notice you.

    • @mynameis8211
      @mynameis8211 4 года назад +14

      Or someone in real life for that matter.

    • @Olinn2000
      @Olinn2000 4 года назад +3

      Senpai! Notice me!

    • @Yeph4454
      @Yeph4454 4 года назад

      Olinn2000 thats not what senpai means

    • @Jaylobeans
      @Jaylobeans 2 года назад

      @@Olinn2000 No

  • @bigboytyler1405
    @bigboytyler1405 4 года назад +366

    Optimus is such a hottie, I’m gonna rob a bank and give him a one million dollar donation 😍

    • @ciarangrimes7912
      @ciarangrimes7912 4 года назад +26

      just your typical hamster optimus has no monetary value, he is priceless. No material donation will ever mean anything to him

    • @notaprettyboah3739
      @notaprettyboah3739 4 года назад +23

      Up ur bread fam

    • @samblamjam
      @samblamjam 4 года назад +22

      Aight imma donate my life to optimus see yall in heaven

    • @user-bu2ev7tv9d
      @user-bu2ev7tv9d 4 года назад +19

      @@samblamjam only you're life? *PATHETIC*

    • @bl4k4tt84
      @bl4k4tt84 4 года назад +11

      Venøm45 bruh I’m donating all of communism to optimus

  • @grimordia9379
    @grimordia9379 4 года назад +678

    “I donated her all of my grandmas life savings why isn’t she giving me attention?”

    • @TheBlueAkumu
      @TheBlueAkumu 4 года назад +7

      @t_205g I'm sure they already do

    • @BeagleBuddy-qf7uw
      @BeagleBuddy-qf7uw 4 года назад +8

      @Keegan Key And his bro arby

    • @Blesszd
      @Blesszd 4 года назад

      Grandma poor

    • @redalertsteve_
      @redalertsteve_ 4 года назад +4

      The master chief himself is shook

    • @Michael-tm6vs
      @Michael-tm6vs 4 года назад +2

      @Keegan Key what about the arbiter 😂😂

  • @mrducky3609
    @mrducky3609 4 года назад +60

    I just imagine some 30 yr old man, no shirt, laying down in the bed, fricking giving his whole danm credit card to pokimane..

  • @sillysausage231
    @sillysausage231 4 года назад +585

    "bro, I hope she will become my girlfriend when I donate all my money to her and maybe we can both chill inside my dumpster behind a wendy's and cuddle."

    • @shrek9968
      @shrek9968 4 года назад +11

      You had me in the first half not gonna lie

    • @shiki1334
      @shiki1334 4 года назад +9

      I wanna puke so bad hearing that

    • @Maximus20778
      @Maximus20778 4 года назад +5

      Hahahaahhaahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahqhahhaahahahhahahahahqhhahhqhahahahqhqhqhqhqhqhqhhqhqh
      Dies from laughter

    • @oranda26.22
      @oranda26.22 4 года назад +5

      Now imagine this comment without quotation marks 😂

    • @Mb36
      @Mb36 4 года назад +1

      Miguel Ramirez lol

  • @cjrockone
    @cjrockone 4 года назад +431

    These females still living on recruit difficulty

    • @henryemmerich4424
      @henryemmerich4424 4 года назад +21

      Mate they're being treated to well

    • @user-ff7fg5hu1x
      @user-ff7fg5hu1x 4 года назад +2

      @@henryemmerich4424 *madness..*

    • @terrormansakata9626
      @terrormansakata9626 4 года назад +11

      @@henryemmerich4424 yeah bro thats crazy they have everything in the world there still oppressed what are you talking about?

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 4 года назад +16

      They be out on theater mode

    • @Carlisho
      @Carlisho 4 года назад +8

      I dont think anyone here watches Birdman, Patrick.

  • @SavageStarlite7
    @SavageStarlite7 4 года назад +1095

    How about instead of simping for others, we start simping for ourselves and just learn to be happy with ourselves and live life to the fullest.

    • @myeyesaredrymylove
      @myeyesaredrymylove 4 года назад +72

      Hmm, just like Stoic philosophy! Basically being content with just yourself. I like your thinking, man!

    • @jaidengabriel1675
      @jaidengabriel1675 4 года назад +21

      Thank you for commenting this

    • @jamesdow211
      @jamesdow211 4 года назад +20

      king_rocko_115 I simp therefore I am

    • @SavageStarlite7
      @SavageStarlite7 4 года назад +4

      TheoDr I appreciate the kind response, I’m glad someone agrees with me!

    • @SavageStarlite7
      @SavageStarlite7 4 года назад +3

      Jaiden Gabriel no problem bro! If you’re going through anything just know that you are strong and you will get through it no matter how hard it seems. You got this!

  • @mcponjohn-117
    @mcponjohn-117 4 года назад +74

    6:30
    Optimus: "This has to be a meme."
    Narrator: .....it was not a meme

  • @NDiT4_1
    @NDiT4_1 4 года назад +796

    I'm pretty sure the "second simp" was just joking about $500 not being a large sum of money

    • @bananagod5530
      @bananagod5530 4 года назад +85

      Hard to tell a joke in twitter.
      Sometime when i see Flat earthers Saying Earth is Flat i would think its a joke. Until they started to become crazy.

    • @LastGenRichtofenn
      @LastGenRichtofenn 4 года назад +3

      yh i thought he was joking around 2.

    • @oofdadeydabthiqqalagator6467
      @oofdadeydabthiqqalagator6467 4 года назад +2

      Simping is such a redit gold moment

    • @lautarog4989
      @lautarog4989 4 года назад

      @@bananagod5530 yes, but this kind of stuff is to take place for someone that can be like that to bait people. It happens every day with a lot of influencers, even with more serious topics. Sorry for my english

    • @jitterclickgd5390
      @jitterclickgd5390 4 года назад

      If he did I am not surprise judging in the pic

  • @Alex-sq4rb
    @Alex-sq4rb 4 года назад +669

    That guy "only 500$ ,get your bread up" was sarcastic, at least seems so

    • @edweisai
      @edweisai 4 года назад +12

      Ye I agree

    • @gabrielesiragusa3426
      @gabrielesiragusa3426 4 года назад +9

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @brianthepyromancer924
      @brianthepyromancer924 4 года назад +10

      I wish with all myself or otherwise we hit a new bottom

    • @doroza2lol
      @doroza2lol 4 года назад +6

      They r donating 500 to get some reaction from a girl, at this point this might be as well real. After all we r talking about simps here. Everything is possible.

    • @mrber0546
      @mrber0546 4 года назад

      Exactly what I thought

  • @chickensandwich1
    @chickensandwich1 4 года назад +1819

    This is why I think male streamers have real fans not just people trying to smash

    • @y0n_8
      @y0n_8 4 года назад +57

      What about the simp girls?

    • @kohenunsworth9617
      @kohenunsworth9617 4 года назад +269

      Raccet Kun They are few and far between

    • @rafaelrubio4443
      @rafaelrubio4443 4 года назад +224

      Nah there are tons of simp girls. They just tend to be harder to spot, but they exist and are plenty of them.
      How did you think Justin Beiber got success? Or any of those Kpop groups.

    • @Juan444tv
      @Juan444tv 4 года назад +172

      @@rafaelrubio4443 yeah, simp girls are incredibly numerous, but the way they go about with their "simping" is much different to the way boys do it

    • @suhvearly
      @suhvearly 4 года назад +41

      General Grievous not to mention they aren’t roasted like guys are, needines and messed up priorities are accepted behavior of women in our culture while the opposite is expected of men.

  • @nbacentral6274
    @nbacentral6274 4 года назад +316

    We already know who those dislikes were

  • @hammer4549
    @hammer4549 4 года назад +180

    I like how these grown adults are much more childish than the children themselves.

    • @Chimeratech_O.D.
      @Chimeratech_O.D. 4 года назад +16

      They didn't have proper parents raising them, it seems.

    • @mimiko1382
      @mimiko1382 4 года назад +4

      This is just....so sad.

    • @Mintberry_Crunch03
      @Mintberry_Crunch03 4 года назад +5

      Seriously dude why I think it’s more to do with them being virgins

    • @lowqualityvideos8091
      @lowqualityvideos8091 4 года назад +3

      **Inserts an I like monster trucks and fire trucks joke**

    • @AngelPlanes
      @AngelPlanes 4 года назад +1

      This ties in to the bad parenting video

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 4 года назад +823

    “King of Comedy” by Martin Scorsese talks about this. People will literally do anything to be famous, and people will literally give everything away just to please those famous people. The movie is free on RUclips and trust me it’s crazy how much this problem has grown.

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 4 года назад +95

      The moment someone made a GoFundMe for kylie jenner to be a billionaire, I lost all hope.

    • @StrawberryDreamsicle
      @StrawberryDreamsicle 4 года назад

      Ok

    • @Crosmando
      @Crosmando 4 года назад +19

      King of Comedy is a great film, good that people remember it.

    • @guthetanuki256
      @guthetanuki256 4 года назад +12

      @@Digger-Nick Its probably because of her Hue Jass.
      Sorry I just couldn't resist making that joke.

    • @masterzombie161
      @masterzombie161 4 года назад +1

      Sammy it’s a one of a kind film, and funny that family guy of all shows makes a joke on it. The episode where Brian and meh kiss and she kidnaps him.

  • @comradekenobi6908
    @comradekenobi6908 4 года назад +267

    "if you want to simp, simp for Twomad."
    - Sun Tzu

    • @mahamedyusuf686
      @mahamedyusuf686 4 года назад +14

      true twomad's been killing it with his content lol

    • @jjnn2
      @jjnn2 4 года назад +17

      Yeah, harassing teachers funny hee hoo

    • @senorjose1671
      @senorjose1671 4 года назад +20

      @Blazar Blue lets see you get prevented from doing your work by one of your coworkers calling some clown in, sure its funny, but it isn't a good thing

    • @arturohernandez473
      @arturohernandez473 4 года назад +2

      a wise man no wonder he worte the art of simping

    • @tomthebigman7481
      @tomthebigman7481 4 года назад +6

      Señor Jose this is a dire time, having a laugh is welcome in most cases. One day there is a clown in your class, the students are happy, and what do they lose? Ten minutes of learning? Losing 10 minutes of their day to have a laugh isn’t going to lose them a high school diploma or a future job.

  • @CoasterFreak59
    @CoasterFreak59 4 года назад +325

    Dad: are ya winning son?
    Son: *yes dad... I donated 8 Million to pokimane
    Dad: *S TO THE I TO THE M TO THE P*

    • @jotarokujo3334
      @jotarokujo3334 4 года назад +22

      The dad: son you are nothing to me I won't feed you cook yourself

    • @Malbasa945
      @Malbasa945 4 года назад +5

      My that wouldn't say anything. Or i wouldn't be alive to hear it

    • @Gabsboy123
      @Gabsboy123 4 года назад +11

      I won't be surprised if Yandere Dev is simping for Pokimane

    • @niger216
      @niger216 4 года назад +3

      *SEND THEM TO THE RANCH*

    • @troll2854
      @troll2854 4 года назад +4

      Dad: thank goodness I bought the machete

  • @user-gy6vw5yw4c
    @user-gy6vw5yw4c 4 года назад +66

    I love how Optimus gradually gets more and more depressed reading the simps messages

    • @edwardrobinson5470
      @edwardrobinson5470 4 года назад +7

      Yes. Well how insane the messages are.

    • @N2Jay
      @N2Jay 4 года назад +3

      Wouldn't blame him. I would have lost my mind watching these simps.

    • @haroldcoggy9455
      @haroldcoggy9455 4 года назад

      I subbed u

    • @julietwatson4642
      @julietwatson4642 4 года назад

      We all would have gone crazy

  • @nitrocharge2404
    @nitrocharge2404 4 года назад +178

    Guess I'll hide in a dumpster behind a McDonald's so I can use the free wifi to send my life savings to my queen Optimus

  • @yaboij8964
    @yaboij8964 4 года назад +712

    I don’t think the guy who told the dude to donated $500 to get his bread up isn’t actually a simp, pretty sure he was just joking.....
    Or at least I hope so

    • @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153
      @slightlyamusedblackkidfrom9153 4 года назад +44

      It is honestly really hard to tell whether he was being unironic or not with "get your bread up"

    • @D.J.Octocool
      @D.J.Octocool 4 года назад +14

      In auctions some people purposely try to raise the prise for someone.
      Maybe he was doing that?

    • @sally232
      @sally232 4 года назад +24

      @@D.J.Octocool maybe an associate of Pokimane to make them pay higher 👀

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 4 года назад +1

      We all do, we all do

    • @alexd.9726
      @alexd.9726 4 года назад

      Well.. how about this...
      Pastafarianism exist ... and there's people who worship

  • @flickerleaf2465
    @flickerleaf2465 4 года назад +51

    Maybe the french revolution would've been different if the queen was an e girl.

    • @Chiyomi_Anzai599
      @Chiyomi_Anzai599 4 года назад +4

      Or if the e girl queen was the chancellor of Germany of 1933

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 3 года назад

      marie antoinette wasnt e-girl enough i suppose

  • @zoom9826
    @zoom9826 4 года назад +423

    I don’t feel like they are being serious, there is no way anybody would act like that. I might just have too much faith in humanity.

    • @kevind3974
      @kevind3974 4 года назад +15

      one word, stalkers

    • @vaguehenri802
      @vaguehenri802 4 года назад +49

      I was like you once, then I started going on reddit

    • @kattz9051
      @kattz9051 4 года назад +35

      They are real and they are awful. People tend to just see the side where the girl is getting thousands for every pic/vid but if she tries to stop them she either gets brushed off or attacked. If she even thanks them (even just out of politeness), they'll take that as some weird reciprocation of their feelings and get worse. They are essentially just stalkers but it's strange and scary that they're growing in number.

    • @6ix750
      @6ix750 4 года назад +3

      clearly trolls optimus just wanted to make a video

    • @kattz9051
      @kattz9051 4 года назад +10

      @@6ix750 oh I wish that were true

  • @FreyR_Kunn
    @FreyR_Kunn 4 года назад +455

    If anyone’s seen Birdman’s channel, we call these people Eugenes.

  • @XRNGER
    @XRNGER 4 года назад +353

    Imagine dropping $500 for pokimane and she doesn’t even see it😂

    • @Hello-or8gg
      @Hello-or8gg 4 года назад +74

      Bro they just go "Wow! 500?!?! Your insane! Anyways back to talking about my dogs new sweater i got him."

    • @terminallydrunk1900
      @terminallydrunk1900 4 года назад +28

      these people need to learn what chaturbate is

    • @pakdestalin9685
      @pakdestalin9685 4 года назад +1

      @@Hello-or8gg lol i read ur comment wth poki's voices 🤣🤣

    • @DaShoopdahoop
      @DaShoopdahoop 4 года назад +1

      @@pakdestalin9685 I did it as well and I don't even know how she even sounds like

  • @mmax0122
    @mmax0122 4 года назад +71

    "The SIMP life is not worth living"
    - probably Socrates

    • @yellowsim3095
      @yellowsim3095 3 года назад +4

      HAHA AS A GREEK THIS IS 10 TIMES FUNNIER

    • @duolingoaccount1606
      @duolingoaccount1606 3 года назад

      @@yellowsim3095 Παν αντι- simp άριστον

  • @yarou3124
    @yarou3124 4 года назад +435

    I'd rather spend money on drugs than donating to someone that don't even know my existence

    • @justronji9936
      @justronji9936 4 года назад +31

      I'd spend some on strippers, but nope on drugs

    • @Woodrow512
      @Woodrow512 4 года назад +23

      @@justronji9936 aw cmon, It depends on the drug, some are very worthwile

    • @FshineK
      @FshineK 4 года назад +23

      I'd spend it on food

    • @nilanavesa
      @nilanavesa 4 года назад +2

      @@Woodrow512 come on, shut up you satan, you really make me want it more

    • @mojeduzejaja8963
      @mojeduzejaja8963 4 года назад +3

      @@justronji9936 what's the difference between strippers and twitch thots? XD

  • @triscitt
    @triscitt 4 года назад +401

    If i ever catch my son simping, im putting him down faster then old yeller

    • @itsaimzz4731
      @itsaimzz4731 4 года назад +2

      yea dude thats the way to go, just came from simping *my pokimane*

    • @amonev2186
      @amonev2186 4 года назад +8

      Let me catch my son simping for an egirl who forgets him in 5 minutes.

    • @itsaimzz4731
      @itsaimzz4731 4 года назад

      Amone V *Simp Squad* (sent from Starbucks)

    • @felixwankel3989
      @felixwankel3989 4 года назад +3

      If I ever catch my god daughter on instagram, finna sell her to Ghislaine Maxwell.

    • @thoticcusprime9309
      @thoticcusprime9309 4 года назад

      @@felixwankel3989 whooo

  • @ironcuber1800
    @ironcuber1800 4 года назад +251

    Why is Pokimane considered hot? There is literally an infinite supply of models and wannabe models on Instagram that look a million times hotter

    • @rex_8312
      @rex_8312 4 года назад +28

      No life weirdos

    • @Jarmananduloid
      @Jarmananduloid 4 года назад +156

      because she plays video games
      it’s kinda like “oh she’s a gamer girl, i play games too, we have so much in common”

    • @Stay1ng_Grounded
      @Stay1ng_Grounded 4 года назад +45

      @Dean Sibiski swear she looks 40 💀 she's like a 5/10 without makeup on god

    • @trickzclipz5910
      @trickzclipz5910 4 года назад +31

      man she skinny asf. what are these simps hoping to eat? bones?

    • @wsphh2692
      @wsphh2692 4 года назад +45

      yeah i think she’s more pretty or cute rather than hot coming from a female perspective

  • @saltytomato5568
    @saltytomato5568 3 года назад +6

    Aliens: see this is why we dont visit earth anymore.

  • @furchad3574
    @furchad3574 4 года назад +174

    I'm not a simp, but if Optimus started doing live streams...

    • @wavy5654
      @wavy5654 4 года назад +24

      He does on twitch. His username is subtooptimus

    • @deleted5745
      @deleted5745 4 года назад +26

      @@wavy5654 welp... Time to sell my house

    • @Funnydoc
      @Funnydoc 4 года назад +6

      Fabian Mendoza time to pull out the ol 401k

    • @brokesincemk9474
      @brokesincemk9474 4 года назад +11

      ImNoahB 401k? Get your bread up I dropped 10,000,000 on his twitch. I would do it again but the Federal government is looking for me after robbing 15 banks in a single night just to donate to daddy Optimus.

    • @haroldcoggy9455
      @haroldcoggy9455 4 года назад +1

      @@wavy5654 time to send a liver

  • @passionthevirgo
    @passionthevirgo 4 года назад +1259

    Spent $100 on my mom for Mothers Day. Guess im a simp.

    • @clarencehemphill3403
      @clarencehemphill3403 4 года назад +208

      No shes you're mom you know her she helped raise you there no simping on that

    • @thejuicerisgone3215
      @thejuicerisgone3215 4 года назад +115

      @@clarencehemphill3403 I also know the girl in my basement

    • @themanman7642
      @themanman7642 4 года назад +48

      @@clarencehemphill3403 can you feel the joke whooshing over your head?

    • @Kartushka69
      @Kartushka69 4 года назад +16

      @@themanman7642 Double wooash

    • @bigpeene7157
      @bigpeene7157 4 года назад +7

      Simp

  • @savagediamonds1120
    @savagediamonds1120 4 года назад +48

    Dudes really out here ruining their life over a girl who won't even date them

    • @wavy5654
      @wavy5654 4 года назад +3

      They don't even know these simps exist

    • @Playerofakind
      @Playerofakind 4 года назад +12

      Females be living on game journalist difficulty

  • @qwp1026
    @qwp1026 4 года назад +13

    The most I have 'simp' is a total of 40 bucks on a streamer who streams 10 hours a day 360+ days a year. I watched him stream the game i play for more than 2 years and donated 40 bucks for the joy and funny moments he brought. It is to show appreciation and acknowledgement of his hard work and effort.
    On the otherhand some people throw money on Poki just to get attention or date requests are something I would never comprehend; welp unless they are billionaire's children who got 6 figures monthly allowances. That I can understand.

  • @why-is-this-handle--a-thing
    @why-is-this-handle--a-thing 4 года назад +29

    wish some ppl realized they are giving their hard earned money to a rich woman who will forget their names as soon as the message vanishes

  • @HelloKittySGTC
    @HelloKittySGTC 4 года назад +214

    When I become a father, and if I learned my son was simping, I'll take his to the brothel house and show him how to spend money like an adult.

    • @samuellu7610
      @samuellu7610 4 года назад +20

      Or save and invest like an adult?

    • @notaprettyboah3739
      @notaprettyboah3739 4 года назад +26

      @@samuellu7610 lol ok buddy

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 4 года назад +20

      @@samuellu7610 Investing in happiness. That's what occurs at the brothel. Or are you so job focused that you'd compare in efficiency to a Japanese man?

    • @samuellu7610
      @samuellu7610 4 года назад +1

      @@notaprettyboah3739 i hope i didnt sound rude, that wasnt my intention hahaha my tone was meant to be out of curiosity

    • @samuellu7610
      @samuellu7610 4 года назад +2

      @@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 Nope, and yeah i agree with investing in happiness. I was just confused and curious cuz i never heard of a father taking their son to a brother. Sounds like an interesting experience tho🤣

  • @glurp2661
    @glurp2661 4 года назад +418

    To all these simps out there thinking they got a chance, are you aware that she’s dating a multimillionaire businessman that’s like 26. Oh and he’s shredded too. Cut your losses boys, move on.

    • @Jayqo
      @Jayqo 4 года назад +3

      Tim Parker who?

    • @shadowxr5081
      @shadowxr5081 4 года назад +15

      "Remember kids of you simp god will be mad"

    • @KARTIKEYA007
      @KARTIKEYA007 4 года назад +1

      @@Jayqo nobody

    • @dansbigfanguitarist
      @dansbigfanguitarist 4 года назад +52

      KARTIKEYA007 that’s what she wants everyone to think. If she ain’t dating, she’s banging. But her pay pigs will never hear about it

    • @subtanx
      @subtanx 4 года назад

      Thank you

  • @ghost.master343
    @ghost.master343 4 года назад +67

    Simps
    My name is Simp, so what if I bought Pokimane a blimp?
    Maybe I have money, maybe I don’t but spending NO money, uh uh I WONT,
    I might need a house or I have more than one, I just gotta make sure me and these girls have a son.
    Is getting noticed really that hard? Eh I don’t care, as long as my money gets jarred. She can buy those Gucci bags, while I sit and watch. As much money as she wants I don’t care, as long as Pokimane is square.
    Oh my god, today’s the day, she finally noticed me, YAY!
    But oh no! I have no money. Whatever, long as Pokis life is sunny.

  • @zicdragon
    @zicdragon 4 года назад +207

    6:24 That guy’s wife should just file a divorce on him, he’s not worth her time.
    Edit: Okay, so according to someone in the replies the person was just joking. Okay, that’s good. At least a bit of faith in humanity is restored.

    • @octolyn5529
      @octolyn5529 4 года назад +20

      That has to be a joke

    • @zicdragon
      @zicdragon 4 года назад +4

      I dunno man, it most likely isn’t to me.

    • @PrenticeCo1
      @PrenticeCo1 4 года назад +23

      Rob Bob They are joking btw. I follow the guy he was replying to on Twitter, they aren’t serious.

    • @alexandruvalsan3075
      @alexandruvalsan3075 4 года назад +2

      I feel like the wife should try to help him atleast then divorce him

    • @zicdragon
      @zicdragon 4 года назад +2

      Ben Prentice Really? Okay, then. What a relief.

  • @kmsprinzeugen1321
    @kmsprinzeugen1321 4 года назад +51

    Just think the IRS could get so much of our money just by having one of their female agents on twitch.

  • @masonlomas967
    @masonlomas967 4 года назад +130

    I'm a simp for this guy called "Optimus" because his voice sounds amazing. I'm gonna donate 50,000 to this man one day.

    • @hanhong2267
      @hanhong2267 4 года назад +42

      LOL only 50000? Get your bread up boi

    • @poppyharlow9377
      @poppyharlow9377 4 года назад +8

      Han Hong “yeah same here dude, but it’s a shame that I’ve been donating less for the past few months. I can barely pay my rent.”

    • @dragonslayerlight3888
      @dragonslayerlight3888 4 года назад +8

      "Aw man, I am 8 months overdue on rent and abt to get evicted. A shame but I can scrap up 500$ to donate to Optimus"

    • @cyborgsupermanx6509
      @cyborgsupermanx6509 4 года назад +2

      oh yeah i was watching and i saw he said his ear was itchy so i cut mine off and mailed it to him

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 4 года назад +3

      My whole body vibrates whenever he speaks. It’s was such an amazing experience that I just had to sell my house and 4 kids to donate to this man.

  • @adamlopez5060
    @adamlopez5060 4 года назад +5

    This is probably just Optimus trying to cover his tracks. He's secretly her top donor

  • @kaiser7695
    @kaiser7695 4 года назад +61

    Imagine going into debt to give money to a person living in a mansion

    • @MartinLeong25
      @MartinLeong25 4 года назад

      Poki lives in a "frat house" with other streamers

    • @ragedice6853
      @ragedice6853 4 года назад

      @@MartinLeong25 is it a frat house?

    • @poppyharlow9377
      @poppyharlow9377 4 года назад

      jackson wesley nope it’s either he’s being specific, or he’s trying to defend her. She’s rich af. Definitely can afford a mansion.

  • @claysoggyfries
    @claysoggyfries 4 года назад +296

    Simping is never acceptable, especially when it involves money

    • @magnetronmaaltijden
      @magnetronmaaltijden 4 года назад +5

      It does pay for my college tho so I'm not complaining

    • @o5-814
      @o5-814 4 года назад +5

      @@magnetronmaaltijden lucky.

    • @convertedbrownsfan4433
      @convertedbrownsfan4433 4 года назад +3

      @Damani Campbell I mean simping doesnt automatically make you mentally ill

    • @bigmemer4398
      @bigmemer4398 4 года назад +14

      @@magnetronmaaltijden hope you feel good exploiting the weak minded

    • @magnetronmaaltijden
      @magnetronmaaltijden 4 года назад +1

      @Damani Campbell They are not mentally disabled lol.

  • @ThatGuyLegend
    @ThatGuyLegend 4 года назад +92

    He could've spent all that money on a gym membership 😂😂

    • @Funnydoc
      @Funnydoc 4 года назад

      Could have bought a bomb for when you go to the gym

    • @ThatGuyLegend
      @ThatGuyLegend 4 года назад

      @@Funnydoc he could have

    • @a.t.2112
      @a.t.2112 4 года назад +6

      @ or better yet. Could've funded a hobby he's passionate about.

    • @ThatGuyLegend
      @ThatGuyLegend 4 года назад +3

      @@a.t.2112 He could've bought a nice gaming pc

    • @bangster1869
      @bangster1869 4 года назад

      The first guy could have got the gym membership

  • @levelripper6988
    @levelripper6988 4 года назад +16

    Everyone: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER
    Simps: IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HER

  • @perisleaf
    @perisleaf 4 года назад +412

    As a person with mental disorders, I am disappointed in these human beings that are dropping $1000 - $10,000 to Pokimane

    • @a.t.2112
      @a.t.2112 4 года назад +62

      Me too. She ain't even that hot.

    • @shadowviper5160
      @shadowviper5160 4 года назад +16

      Same I don’t have mental disorders but I agree with u she ain’t even that hot

    • @seanboglio3605
      @seanboglio3605 4 года назад +39

      Dropping literaly 1 dollar is more than inacceptable. And street artist gets coins for their performance.

    • @sisacreane8639
      @sisacreane8639 4 года назад +2

      Little Leaf why would you even include that ?

    • @sisacreane8639
      @sisacreane8639 4 года назад +2

      Little Leaf no one asked

  • @comet3969
    @comet3969 4 года назад +78

    Internet: “SIMPS!”
    Bird man viewers: Mr. Krab’s first name

    • @entruh4520
      @entruh4520 4 года назад +1

      ?

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 4 года назад +13

      @@entruh4520 Go search up "Birdman" and you will find a channel with basically a more humorous take on this guys' topics and other. Mr. Krabs' first name is Eugene.

    • @terrurist813
      @terrurist813 4 года назад +1

      i never thought about it like mr. krabs but that fits in well

    • @longboylogan
      @longboylogan 4 года назад +2

      Eugenes everywhere

    • @SDguy3030
      @SDguy3030 4 года назад +2

      A man of culture, i see.

  • @yorunoshugeki
    @yorunoshugeki 4 года назад +233

    The first photo of the guy looks like someone who has a Rainbow Dash bodypillow.

    • @pestcocntrollcrew
      @pestcocntrollcrew 4 года назад +10

      You dont have one

    • @clear.5999
      @clear.5999 4 года назад +3

      @@pestcocntrollcrew :(

    • @mirror857
      @mirror857 4 года назад +13

      I had to google what rainbow dash is and... oh, it’s a Pony; this really is one step above your average bodypillow, Jesus

    • @o5-814
      @o5-814 4 года назад

      Bruh

    • @adznokizzy
      @adznokizzy 4 года назад +3

      ミラー how dare you not know what My Little Pony is

  • @noonieFonz
    @noonieFonz 4 года назад +15

    I truly thought that people were joking when they say people donate thousands.

  • @caffreydavis218
    @caffreydavis218 4 года назад +214

    As my boi Birdman says, "these guys are living on recruit difficulty".

    • @Jabooty_Williams
      @Jabooty_Williams 4 года назад +14

      Wait.... optimus sounds like bridman..... hmmmm 🤔

    • @drivedoll
      @drivedoll 4 года назад

      these eugenes smh

    • @startedllama8238
      @startedllama8238 4 года назад

      I think I’m still on the tutorial

    • @dist0rted320
      @dist0rted320 4 года назад +3

      "These Eugenes keep invading my streams!"
      ~Birdman. In an alternate, genderswapped timeline

    • @kamilzielinski1657
      @kamilzielinski1657 4 года назад +1

      These simps are forcing themselves into veteran difficulty

  • @theoneandonlybenni
    @theoneandonlybenni 4 года назад +139

    Imagine raising your son and he spends all his money on Pokimane

    • @gabi7647
      @gabi7647 4 года назад +1

      Yea

    • @georg4619
      @georg4619 4 года назад +8

      Benni Benni clearly youre a bad parent

    • @Nikolai70936
      @Nikolai70936 4 года назад +20

      If my son did that he wouldn't be allowed back in the house

    • @cheeseburgerthe1st602
      @cheeseburgerthe1st602 4 года назад +1

      Just beat it

    • @Penguin-iy4hz
      @Penguin-iy4hz 4 года назад +2

      My wife’s boyfriend let me stay up late to watch this

  • @suna9555
    @suna9555 4 года назад +175

    Pokimane is literally playing a game with god mode and aimbot at this point she don’t gotta do anything and she winning with these simps no matter what

    • @suna9555
      @suna9555 4 года назад

      @@-UdH-WgiL huh

    • @suna9555
      @suna9555 4 года назад

      @@-UdH-WgiL?

    • @ammolator
      @ammolator 4 года назад +1

      Just wait till she gets 30.

  • @fabdiaz5211
    @fabdiaz5211 4 года назад +10

    S: Seduction of corruption
    I: Impressing women
    M: Money , Money and more money
    P: paying the PRINCESS

    • @rayh6118
      @rayh6118 4 года назад +1

      Day by Dave want to know your location

  • @westinbooker8859
    @westinbooker8859 4 года назад +75

    These people are just shooting their shot, turns out their shooting backwards.

  • @Fakedeath84
    @Fakedeath84 4 года назад +102

    Worst part is she's a legit 4 without makeup. I love how we're still supposed to pretend she has an audience because she's entertaining.

    • @GERI1220ful
      @GERI1220ful 4 года назад +6

      i mean i only watch her if she's streaming with other offline tv members, but i think shes a decent streamer, not worthy of those insanely high viewerships, but i think a good chunk of those viewers is not just watching for her looks

    • @edvinjenssen9357
      @edvinjenssen9357 4 года назад

      Doesn't matter if they are hot or not it's pathetic no matter if they arr 4/10 or 10/10

    • @Lenlon703
      @Lenlon703 4 года назад +1

      Im a bi girl so im seeing her from a ‘girl beauty’ view and ‘attractiveness’ view, my score for her is 4 too.

    • @msaad8053
      @msaad8053 4 года назад

      Trueeeeeee

    • @siddharthagupta8788
      @siddharthagupta8788 4 года назад

      honestly she straight up looks immature , dont know why these guys are simping for her

  • @daqua8254
    @daqua8254 4 года назад +250

    2016: All women are QUEENSS.....
    2020: IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A THOT

    • @nico5991
      @nico5991 4 года назад +12

      Jordan Lopez imagine spelling “liking” wrong

    • @Nathanrayferguson
      @Nathanrayferguson 4 года назад +2

      People dont't know anything about grammar anymore

    • @neoarmstrongcyclonejetarms9326
      @neoarmstrongcyclonejetarms9326 4 года назад

      ur right

    • @shwingcrimson8202
      @shwingcrimson8202 4 года назад +3

      AWAKEN, MY FELLOW BLACK KNIGHTS!!!

    • @DaneAraux
      @DaneAraux 4 года назад +4

      nr mf No offense my man: “If she breathe she a thot” is way funnier than “If she is breathing, she is a thot.”

  • @rolloxra670
    @rolloxra670 3 года назад +3

    I can almost hear Pokimane’s mind saying “poor bunch of idiots”

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 Год назад

      Yeah to people embarrassing themselves who are either clout chasing or lack any self awareness. Oh and the creepy stans that feel entitled to anything.