Took me about 57 years to finish this video, took too long pausing it to die laughing for ages then repeating those exact same parts and dying all over again but even harder. This is hilarious, I couldn't breathe and was on the verge of crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
When I saw that it reminded me of my niece she has a plant and she keeps on forgetting how to say the name of the plants name. So she keeps on saying her chlamydia is growing that is definitely NOT the name of the plant.
Alexander Wayne the "bone app the teeth" memes went out of control throughout 2016, and I'm so shocked that people actually find this rather entertaining lol Then again, I enjoy these videos 😂
This week has been the worst and most stressful week of my life. So I decided to watch all of your Dumbest FAILS videos every night before bed. Cracked me up. 😂 definitely helped with someone of my stress.
Alonzo, I saw a video of yours last week. I was highly entertained, so I have been binge watching all your videos. Hope I don't need a dictionary after watching all your videos lol. PS... completely unrelated, but I think you are gorgeous...from your smile, to your laugh to your edges...to Kash... Love from South Africa handsome
Am I on the only one that noticed about 5 minutes and 20 seconds into the video that this was a compilation. I didn't read the title and I soon saw that the camera area changed. I was so wrapped up into the video to not notice! #CULELESS#FR
I SWEAR I get an abdominal workout from laughing every time I watch your videos, Alonzo. It hurts, but I can't stop watching! 😂 Thanks for being hilarious!
I'm rewatching his old video and I swear, I always think this is a regular video then he has different shirts on and I get really confused until my dumbass decides to read the title xD
The thing is with Whitehouse Wiggy, his lack of erudition doesn't need special attention because everything that orange, tiny handed pervert says and does is so predictable that after a while he starts to repeat himself. Interestingly, did you know that in the UK the word "trump" is a euphemism for "fart"? Says it all, doesn't it?
Nothing better than laughing your ass off to Alonzo at midnight while waking your neighbors up.
AreoTaco it's night time where you're at ?
jenna hall East Europe or further in guessing
+jenna hall It's always nighttime somewhere
AreoTaco I NO RITE TIS VODEO IS VRY PHUNY
Nekoette- Tan lol u did that on purpose
“i’d rather struggle then be dead💯”
**music plays**
it’s the hard knock life for us
when he hit us with the Annie theme song 😂😂😂
0:29 how is K-Dot a hypnotist though
Faatima Bee that’s not the theme song 😂
"The raft of God" one always kills me. From the illustration, the sound effects and Alonzo's "sonofabitch" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I also want a synonym bun. The ones like grammar used to make!
Sarah Nicole I admire your puns!
Sarah Nicole [ slow round of applause]
The puns are strong with you, young one...
Sarah Nicole I spit my drink out😆!!
That was amazing!
"The RAFT of God!!" 😂😂😰😂😂
Took me about 57 years to finish this video, took too long pausing it to die laughing for ages then repeating those exact same parts and dying all over again but even harder. This is hilarious, I couldn't breathe and was on the verge of crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
ღ Taty Soares ღ Same!
ღ Taty Soares ღ #truestory 😂😂😂😂
ღ Taty Soares ღ same!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ღ Taty Soares ღ same!!! 😂😂😂
ღ Taty Soares ღ same lol
"New year, new me. *Dies of laughter*"
Me too.
Definitely was a mistake watching this at work..My manager just asked me if I was ok because she saw the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard haha!!
"BLOOMING STD for only nineteen dollars and ninety fo- i know a few people who got it for free" OMG 😂😭
When I saw that it reminded me of my niece she has a plant and she keeps on forgetting how to say the name of the plants name. So she keeps on saying her chlamydia is growing that is definitely NOT the name of the plant.
I swear some of these people do it on purpose.
Alexander Wayne the "bone app the teeth" memes went out of control throughout 2016, and I'm so shocked that people actually find this rather entertaining lol
Then again, I enjoy these videos 😂
Alexander Wayne the no a fence one is on purpose
Alexander Wayne its hill air ious but then again, its kinda out of con troll
Alexander Wayne true
Daour Dieng Do you mean tities? Also, how will you be sending me the dollar?
How he reads them 😂👌
when he threw dictionary at his face I started crying haha
He was really committed to making sure everyone got to see what he visualised after reading that comment 😂
I died at "hurry cane "
I lost my Virginia, Kentucky, and Colorado. Beat that.
Whenever I’m feeling a little something, I always make sure to check you. I ❤️ life and laughing while living it. ✌🏿
I love how you laugh
Elizabeth lizz so do I, it's contagious! 😁
Ana Shorter yes it is lol. he makes me laugh harder once I hear him going 😂
Elizabeth lizz ikr!!😂
Addison Howarth um what
gorgeous girl Even for men
This isn't funny but somehow whenever he reads it I just start laughing so hard
this is a compilation of all Alonzo's hair cuts. he stay fresh
“i thought Pearl Harbor was when they dumped the tea in the ocean”
:inhales:
*DID YOU NOT LEARN ANYTHING IN HISTORY CLASS?!?!*
but what about ''my lasagaaaaa!!!'' ?
boomerangfreak never let the 'lasagaa' die 😂😂
boomerangfreak Garfield
This video made my IQ go down.
Alonzo can always pull me out of a sad mood
Welp i lost all my brian cells
Get the joke brain brian ?
Im pathetic
Mohammed Ramirez I thought your pfp was a hair on my phone and kept tryna get it off rofl
Alex The Hamster same😂😂
Mohammed Ramirez, I thought your picture was a hair on my phone. I pick at it for like 3 minutes.
I actually laughed 😂
"ALZONO...you betta leave my man alone!"
"Who?!?!?!?!"
Still gets me every single time!😂😂😂😂
Literally lost it with the Victoria's Secret linguine 😂😂😂😂
Yes! I was waiting all year for this list.
I always come to watch this whenever I'm feeling a little down. His laugh is so infectious.
The Raft of God gets me every time
who else in 2018
Who else in 2021
1 Million+ subs! Yay! Congrats Alonzo!!!!!
Man, these videos make me check everything I post like 600 times before I post it just in case.
You know you're here early when you have to go away for 5 minutes just so you can come back to watch in higher than 360p
"I apologize for that, New year new me"
*Continues to laugh*
🤣🤣 im dead 💀💀
I'm ready to die of laughter 😂😂😂
This week has been the worst and most stressful week of my life. So I decided to watch all of your Dumbest FAILS videos every night before bed. Cracked me up. 😂 definitely helped with someone of my stress.
Should do a video of Wendy's roasting everyone 😂
THE RAFT OF GOD!! 😂😂
she ate a cat tail lmao
Keep your energy up alonzo... you never fail to make my day. Especially when i'am down....
You had me laughing so hard! The funniest one was the Clifford, the big red dog that said clitoris, instead!😂😂
Alonzo, I saw a video of yours last week. I was highly entertained, so I have been binge watching all your videos. Hope I don't need a dictionary after watching all your videos lol.
PS... completely unrelated, but I think you are gorgeous...from your smile, to your laugh to your edges...to Kash...
Love from South Africa handsome
Am I on the only one that noticed about 5 minutes and 20 seconds into the video that this was a compilation. I didn't read the title and I soon saw that the camera area changed. I was so wrapped up into the video to not notice! #CULELESS#FR
Cutie Pie I watched the whole video and didn't even notice!!! 😂😂😂
I noticed because of the outfit changes😂
Cutie Pie holy f*** I started noticing at 5:20 too
Cutie Pie same
I’m seriously so glad that I found his RUclips channel. Oml he makes my day😂😂😂.
How do you shrink bread? Oh, my goodness me. Lol.
I'm having an Alonzo marathon. 😂😂 I ran into one of his videos while I was watching Capndesdes and he was a suggestion. Anyone else having a marathon?
The "When I sawed you" thing sounds like what a magician would say when he asks his assistant out.
6:41 OMFG "late night snack, HOW THE F*CK YOU SHRINK BREAD"🚔🚜
You're funny. My son and I always look forward to our time laughing together over your new videos. :)
"New Year, new me"
Proceeds to go back to laughing at hypothermia
5:37 I can't stop crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I keep rewinding 😂😂😂😂
6:40 the bread isn't shrunk the milk is giant
boris kovaceski
Yes! It's Opposite Day after all
NOTIFICATION SQUAD, WHERE YOU AT?
Ellie Fairclough here
Ellie Fairclough lol here
The bird leaf one gets me every time omg 😂
the person who was 18 for a year and a half was born on February 29 i assume
Every time I view these videos,my confidence in finding a good spot in the job market grows.
OMG the alternative spellings for Bon Appetite are killing me. First Bone Apple Tea and now Mom slap the beef LMAO
his laugh is so contagious !!! I love his videos
The best one is when the grammar is so bad that Alonzo throws up. XD
"Hikes on my neck" literally had me crying laughing
The cinnamon toast couch one...😂😂😂
Couch..
Oh my god! The gunshots at glockamole 😂
4:19 “ I know a few people who got that for free” me too Alonzo me too🤨😂
THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO. OMG. WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE A MILLION VIEWS?
Early Yoshi is back!
Yoshi
Do you watch DashiegamesXP?
Yoshi yay you cool
Yoshi Hi yoshi!!!!!
You are so freekin funny! Whenever I'm down I watch your videos then I feel better
4:16 I started laughing at this. Whyyy man
I SWEAR I get an abdominal workout from laughing every time I watch your videos, Alonzo. It hurts, but I can't stop watching! 😂 Thanks for being hilarious!
PEMDAS STANDS FOR
P- parentheses
E- exponents
M- multiplication
D- division
A- adding
S- subtraction
Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, is what they teach you so you can remember the order of the words
Wicked Grin we learned Please Excuse My Dumb Aunt Sallie instead
jacket slut2000 I remember it by saying Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag
@@GrinGrim87 Oh.. I thought he just made that up cuz he didn't know what it means. 😂
"BUT THE RAFT OF GOD ...."🌊🛶🏋️lmao was on the bus and remembered that lol and I was laughing so hard... looking like I was crazy! lol
i just lost all Knowledge of anything i knew before watching this
Michael Decker ,u
"So I do wanna apologize. New year, new me!"
*Busts out laughing* xDDDD
Who else noticed sam and colby at 7:43😊😊😊
You don't need To know my name ME!!!
I just spent the entire time on the floor laughing. Your videos never disappoint. Thank you!
A BIRD LEAF I AM CRYING
Seriously, I've seen a lot of these before, but watch them Just to see your reaction. Your laugh is so freaking contagious!
Okay ladies now let's get information
alonzo lerone you make my day every time i watch you you are the best ever
i've never laughed so hard I'm my life.😂
BRO MISPELLED PEMDAS😂😂😂 im deeaddd
I cried this whole video! omg I crack tf up
Omg I love ya. Your laugh is contagious! I needed this today. I keep sharing your videos on my Facebook. I mean others need a good laugh too!
I want to be your friend!! I need your positivity in my life lol
i love that alonzo makes me laugh and i love his blanket in the background
I have lost some brain cells
omg . i just started watching your videos yesterday!!! i love it
I'm rewatching his old video and I swear, I always think this is a regular video then he has different shirts on and I get really confused until my dumbass decides to read the title xD
These are hilarious but the way he reads it makes it that much better
I love how people think that grammar and spelling is the same thing.
Rom Kin It's sad
Literally just found your channel and I love it 😂 gunna stay up all night watching every video 😂😂✌🏽
Lol I swear to shit, Wendy's has the best comebacks ever XD it's amazing
I've been replaying "the just a prank" bit (@7:38) for about 5 minutes now.. lmfaoooo Al, I'm dead 😂😂😂 *replays again*
La Toya Stowe you know who the youtubers are? Sam and Colby
You forgot Trump's stupid tweet! He used the word “unpresidented” instead of “unprecedented” LOL!!!
don't be an idiot
it was "a euphenism"
The thing is with Whitehouse Wiggy, his lack of erudition doesn't need special attention because everything that orange, tiny handed pervert says and does is so predictable that after a while he starts to repeat himself. Interestingly, did you know that in the UK the word "trump" is a euphemism for "fart"? Says it all, doesn't it?
LMFAO!!!
scarletletter68 omg he spelled something wrong on the internat are President is dumb riot riot riot
I should have seen it coming but you got me with the Helen Keller line 🤣
i just made some yummy ramen noodles😍😍❤ brown angus beef
Kasia Rapciak 😂
8:46 is me when i'm talking about my new year goals 😂
How is it that someone has a misdemeanor and still doesn't know how it is spelled? Did you never look at your paperwork?
Doesitmatter? They probably don't have a job because of there grammar.
JMRmario 04 their
JMRmario 04 their
Doesitmatter? Didn't realize that
Sarrahp1 I have already been corrected
"I HATE UNGRAPEFUIT B*TCHES"
Lmao That one gets me every time
0:06 It's 2017 Alonzo.... Get a calendar
Testostxrone V2 he is doing all these for 2016. Read the title!
Nevermind
Fabiola Kelema I'm wearing glasses
Testostxrone V2 get new glasses. Even with my old ones I can read just fine, but new glasses are better.
taoist40 😖
I’ll never stop watching these over😭