Building A Roller Coaster that Blends People in Planet Coaster

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @henry6136
    @henry6136 4 года назад +3485

    “That’s disappointing. It’s only at a vertical g-Force of 150 at the moment.”
    Yeah RT, they’re only a _little_ goopy.

    • @MotleyNerd
      @MotleyNerd 3 года назад +235

      Well yeah, it's kinda disappointing considering that they've reached over 400 gs with previous blenders.
      I mean, it's *only* the difference between a little goopy and molecular disintegration...

    • @cancelculture4920
      @cancelculture4920 3 года назад +168

      Normal people die at 6G this place is a fuckin bloodbath

    • @Dean-nq8so
      @Dean-nq8so 3 года назад +58

      Their brains are only somewhat a liquid

    • @Dryfloorsign
      @Dryfloorsign 3 года назад +68

      the sun has 28 g. that thing is probably a hydrogen fusion bomb

    • @limecyanizer4394
      @limecyanizer4394 3 года назад +49

      @@Dryfloorsign the sun *is* a hydrogen fusion bomb

  • @shamfulla
    @shamfulla 5 лет назад +8856

    Can’t even call it an experiment
    It’s just human sacrifices to appease some pasty Irish kid

    • @elijah3673
      @elijah3673 5 лет назад +15

      Vorzky yes

    • @Lucaccino17
      @Lucaccino17 5 лет назад +160

      "A pasty Irish kid"
      A bit redundant wouldn't you say?

    • @c_4258
      @c_4258 5 лет назад +8

      yes an "experiment "

    • @creaturefeaturegonnageetch5111
      @creaturefeaturegonnageetch5111 5 лет назад +89

      How dare you! He is not a mere boy, he is a daedric being of immense power!

    • @andreware2039
      @andreware2039 5 лет назад +32

      @@creaturefeaturegonnageetch5111Yes. All shall know the master's glory!

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 5 лет назад +6343

    A gentle blend at 50+ Gs.
    You've only slightly evaporated into red mist. It could be worse after all.

    • @Astira359
      @Astira359 5 лет назад +284

      Lmfao when he said gentle blend I fuckin lost it

    • @imthetrashman8620
      @imthetrashman8620 5 лет назад +46

      Easton seiler I don't wanna go....

    • @leaderofthenewbencrusades746
      @leaderofthenewbencrusades746 5 лет назад +46

      @@imthetrashman8620 turns to red bloodied dust

    • @palomer_27
      @palomer_27 5 лет назад +49

      Except when GrayStillPlays makes a literal 800g+ coaster

    • @manwhodontlikepickel1327
      @manwhodontlikepickel1327 5 лет назад +30

      You could have your atoms ripped apart and cause the entire park to be demolished via nuclear fission.

  • @laytonspuzzle
    @laytonspuzzle 5 лет назад +2094

    5:16
    RT: "This is like a gentle blend"
    Car: accelerates into the 5th dimension

    • @GI.Joker06
      @GI.Joker06 5 лет назад +24

      "gentle"

    • @DrSabot-A
      @DrSabot-A 5 лет назад +77

      "This is a gentle blend of 50+ Gs"
      *Goes 10 times the certified and safe G forces of a modern fighter aircraft, double the force of the Sun, and is stronger than atleast 1/4th of known black holes*

    • @decorerevise9035
      @decorerevise9035 5 лет назад +1

      Layton's Puzzle 🧩

    • @lk30-fortnite11
      @lk30-fortnite11 5 лет назад +1

      666 likes

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 лет назад +2

      @@DrSabot-A I wouldnt be worried, selling your personal belongings is tax free from a tax return perspective so cant see centrelink looking hard at it. If they question it just login to your account and show them what youve sold, itll clearly show its not a business.

  • @paulvangemmeren9351
    @paulvangemmeren9351 5 лет назад +3158

    Allow me to make my own humble contribution.
    **clears throat**
    *_horizontal blender_*

    • @falsegodichor
      @falsegodichor 5 лет назад +39

      Paul van Gemmeren oh god do it

    • @michealtaormina1561
      @michealtaormina1561 5 лет назад +174

      *do you mean railgun?*

    • @Mug_the_beanboy
      @Mug_the_beanboy 4 года назад +46

      I know this is 7 months late, but *that sounds swell.*

    • @kirincomstock6902
      @kirincomstock6902 4 года назад +36

      Call it the Alabama Slammer

    • @TLcool4
      @TLcool4 4 года назад +20

      @@kirincomstock6902 and make it so you can only ride it with family

  • @paladinsrage4646
    @paladinsrage4646 5 лет назад +7927

    *Imaging going on a roller coaster just to have your atoms ripped apart.*

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 5 лет назад +372

      You know, the Americans actually built a real, working missile that accelerates at over 100g. It launched from a standstill, and within five seconds it would hit over ten times the speed of sound. It was designed to shoot down incoming nukes, so the cost was justified.
      Nike-X was the program's name- or Sentinel, or their precursors or one of those.
      Riding in this blender would basically be like sitting in that missile during its flight.
      Or vice versa: If you want to experience the feeling of RTGame's blender IRL instead of just imagining, you can simply convince the DoD to restart that program and use you as the warhead.

    • @theultimatedragonx
      @theultimatedragonx 5 лет назад +153

      @@neolexiousneolexian6079
      *_o u t s t a n d i n g_*

    • @Emanon389
      @Emanon389 5 лет назад +61

      @@neolexiousneolexian6079 well no. In this rollercoaster, it's up to 400 G so...

    • @bobwilson679
      @bobwilson679 5 лет назад +14

      Neolexious Neolexian Nike-X, like Nike, the goddess of victory. I like it.

    • @Zenter28
      @Zenter28 5 лет назад

      Bruh moment

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 5 лет назад +2603

    God bless RT. He tried so hard last time.
    *He’s tried SO HARD not to murder.*
    He deserves this blender.

    • @puraasu
      @puraasu 5 лет назад +37

      this blender was absolute torture to create

    • @yuhengw.9093
      @yuhengw.9093 5 лет назад +3

      How do you have 542 subs but no content?

    • @jeremiahdavis7904
      @jeremiahdavis7904 5 лет назад +1

      I read this in RT's accent

    • @jeremiahdavis7904
      @jeremiahdavis7904 5 лет назад +6

      @@puraasu when life gives you a victim, make lemonade..... IN THE BLENDER

    • @PixelRockett
      @PixelRockett 2 года назад +1

      As a treat

  • @xbreadguy_1080
    @xbreadguy_1080 5 лет назад +2059

    RUclips: *Demonitises man for singing to hamster*
    Also RUclips: Monetises mass blending

  • @Vesper778
    @Vesper778 5 лет назад +763

    Mom: “hey I just let your brother ride that new weird roller coaster where is he now?”
    Me: “gone, reduced to atoms”

    • @even___
      @even___ 4 года назад +10

      Was your brother annoying

    • @ajfrommillay3766
      @ajfrommillay3766 3 года назад +10

      I used the coaster to destroy my brother.

  • @hamajineo
    @hamajineo 5 лет назад +378

    Fun fact, the furthest a human has gone is 46.2G’s for a few s e c o n d s.
    This ride has a 100+G’s for 3 fucking minutes

    • @manfredvonrichthofen214
      @manfredvonrichthofen214 2 года назад +6

      Humans can only survive 9 what are you on about

    • @lord_ozymandias
      @lord_ozymandias 2 года назад +55

      @@manfredvonrichthofen214 they never specified that the human in question survived

    • @manfredvonrichthofen214
      @manfredvonrichthofen214 2 года назад +6

      You have a point

    • @AutTheWizard
      @AutTheWizard 2 года назад +35

      @@manfredvonrichthofen214 it was a test in the 1900s by the air force to test how much force humans can physically survive. The volunteer survived, but I don't think he every fully recovered. It is very possible I am wrong so I would recommend you do your own research, but I am pretty sure it is true.

    • @theimperialfistsspacemarin3050
      @theimperialfistsspacemarin3050 2 года назад +1

      Not true the actual level was 214 times the force of gravity

  • @Peterscraps
    @Peterscraps 5 лет назад +5154

    You basically made the most efficient euthanasia-coaster possible.

    • @carl3710
      @carl3710 5 лет назад +353

      I wouldn't call 3 million tons of steel stretching a mile into the sky "efficient".

    • @wicked628
      @wicked628 5 лет назад +29

      Upload your monthly video Peter

    • @jacobsweat1520
      @jacobsweat1520 5 лет назад +35

      @@carl3710 time wise

    • @mattneff
      @mattneff 5 лет назад +15

      Ah jeez, they've got enough kids over there as it is

    • @sherlocksleuther5437
      @sherlocksleuther5437 5 лет назад +3

      More like overkill

  • @robokast
    @robokast 5 лет назад +3080

    *will it blend*

  • @athenaswife2991
    @athenaswife2991 5 лет назад +552

    Customer: Oh this looks like a nice ride (gets on it)
    *Perfectly cut scream*

  • @Griffin1171-love-you-all
    @Griffin1171-love-you-all 5 лет назад +8589

    The coaster only takes two minutes but you'll be on it for the rest of your life.

  • @SonarTheBat
    @SonarTheBat 5 лет назад +796

    Every RT video:
    "I'm going to play normally."
    5 minutes later...
    *Mass genocide of virtual people*

  • @Kay_Jay_Pea
    @Kay_Jay_Pea 5 лет назад +1414

    "We are trying to make a legit park this time" *immediately cuts to the pits of hell*

    • @shgds
      @shgds 5 лет назад

      Yaga blood fuck my car

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 лет назад +4

      @@shgds
      I suggest you fill in the paperwork and apply. There’s no harm in trying. If you’re caring for your parents equivalent to a full time job then that may suffice.
      It does sound like they’re nearing the end of life’s journey.

    • @shgds
      @shgds 5 лет назад +1

      @@stevethea5250 I love posting random gibberish and seeing what people respond with.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 5 лет назад +2

      @@shgds Memory metal glasses
      These cutting edge frames withstand being misshapen or bent. Their super flexible sides are made from a hi-tech metal for an ultra-modern, minimalist look.

    • @shgds
      @shgds 5 лет назад +1

      @@stevethea5250 hmm, I'm starting to think that ur a government robot sent out to see if coherent speech could develop over time... It didn't.

  • @FireEMSLE
    @FireEMSLE 5 лет назад +2050

    *reads title*
    Is this any different than any other time RT plays this game?

  • @Jodus_MacGotuss
    @Jodus_MacGotuss 5 лет назад +396

    150+ vertical G's. "It's not enough!"
    Fighter pilots can withstand up to 15 G's MAXIMUM.

    • @rbxq
      @rbxq 3 года назад +20

      Fighter pilots are weak

    • @shark_beam6969
      @shark_beam6969 3 года назад +3

      @@rbxq ikr smh weak losers

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 3 года назад +12

      _weak_

    • @tuxedo1557
      @tuxedo1557 3 года назад

      exactly those losers can’t withstand anything

    • @skeletonkinggaming4345
      @skeletonkinggaming4345 3 года назад +2

      Umm u mean up to 15 right. In oder to pass you need 9 to 15

  • @iangauss9454
    @iangauss9454 5 лет назад +5061

    For comparison, the *Sun's* gravitational pull is only *28G*

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 5 лет назад +965

      Rocket sleds reach up to 46G. This thing reaches 10 times that. You're not just dead, you're literally blended into pulp.

    • @rayzojams
      @rayzojams 5 лет назад +590

      underrated comment. also this blender has more gravitational pull than a freakin black hole.

    • @lain-ih6jj
      @lain-ih6jj 5 лет назад +148

      @@rayzojams depends on the black hole mass

    • @rayzojams
      @rayzojams 5 лет назад +134

      @@lain-ih6jj yeah, but still, around 250 G is still more than a black hole, whatever the size is

    • @lain-ih6jj
      @lain-ih6jj 5 лет назад +207

      @@rayzojams not size, the MASS

  • @ghsdftfm
    @ghsdftfm 5 лет назад +577

    student: what the hell are we ever going to use trigonometry for?
    RT: *smiles*

  • @patriotslover1014
    @patriotslover1014 5 лет назад +453

    This roller coaster spins you 716 times at a starting speed of 175 miles per hour.
    Sounds fun

    • @patriotslover1014
      @patriotslover1014 5 лет назад +8

      @Please fucKINg KilL mE Yeah, but it was in the description

  • @exdeegaming4872
    @exdeegaming4872 5 лет назад +727

    RTGame: It's too gentle!
    *pulls 22G*

    • @Askejm
      @Askejm 5 лет назад +20

      reaches 100g

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 5 лет назад +15

      He's a mercy full god. Wants to remove any kind of suffering from the process

    • @trival6953
      @trival6953 5 лет назад +1

      @@Askejm it reaches 400g by the end

    • @jonmac9280
      @jonmac9280 5 лет назад

      666 th liek

    • @musicalbrit3465
      @musicalbrit3465 5 лет назад

      DelToro Perdedor 22 is still instantaneous

  • @flowrianeast42
    @flowrianeast42 5 лет назад +1080

    RT: I‘ll make them suffer
    Me: *laughs in 2x speed*

    • @lindabork6542
      @lindabork6542 5 лет назад +5

      In x0.25 he sounds like a true drunk Irishman

    • @user-kx3nj7kx9l
      @user-kx3nj7kx9l 5 лет назад +3

      BendixCork... 0.50 is better.

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 5 лет назад

      @@user-kx3nj7kx9l ×0.5? Pathetic. Everyone knows the best speed is ×0

    • @gregthemadmonk
      @gregthemadmonk 5 лет назад +2

      @@cultist_npc x0 is so good I had to watch it second time

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 5 лет назад +1576

    4:20 the game was like "no, this is an awful idea. I'm sending you back"

  • @chyidi9144
    @chyidi9144 5 лет назад +2111

    You need to play Universe Sandbox 2 and destroy the whole universe

    • @firstnamelastname7124
      @firstnamelastname7124 5 лет назад +83

      NOOO WE DONT NEED A WORSE GOD

    • @zyren2989
      @zyren2989 5 лет назад +13

      Bigbang

    • @aqua4089
      @aqua4089 5 лет назад +46

      RtStillPlays

    • @coolhistory2710
      @coolhistory2710 5 лет назад +11

      @@firstnamelastname7124 i see your point but he should do it

    • @zyren2989
      @zyren2989 5 лет назад +6

      @Alvinsland2 why would he play payday 2 to destroy the whole universe

  • @therealsantaman416
    @therealsantaman416 5 лет назад +395

    Literally every time you play this game you make a human blender

  • @tackey8632
    @tackey8632 5 лет назад +496

    Theoretically, this could be used as an actual rollercoaster....to make overpriced fruit smoothies for parkgoers.

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 5 лет назад +30

      "fruit"

    • @vince_c
      @vince_c 5 лет назад +41

      @@bengal4047 more like organic, get it? organic?

    • @greatkhan393
      @greatkhan393 5 лет назад +16

      From*

    • @nuclearsquid5274
      @nuclearsquid5274 4 года назад +24

      If you put actual fruit on it, you would have the smoothest smoothie in the world

    • @burgersnchips
      @burgersnchips 4 года назад +1

      Vegetable smoothies

  • @getalife214
    @getalife214 5 лет назад +372

    Simply doing 12266/16 gives an answer of 766, so taking into account the rest of the track, the amount of rotations would be a little bit over 700. I'm so proud of whoever correctly calculated it during the stream.

    • @amandashenton6634
      @amandashenton6634 5 лет назад +35

      It was my first stream people were pulling out some real trigonometry shit for this lol

    • @CptHalbsteif
      @CptHalbsteif 5 лет назад +12

      @@amandashenton6634 if you're looking for dedicated fanbases then you can look up call me Carson they are seriously insane sometimes

    • @Cruxin
      @Cruxin 5 лет назад +3

      @@CptHalbsteif He clearly likes it!

    • @CptHalbsteif
      @CptHalbsteif 5 лет назад

      @@Cruxin yeah ik big man, that's why I wanted to show him more ^^

    • @squidwardo7074
      @squidwardo7074 5 лет назад +5

      or 716x16 which gets 11456 which is the length of the blender section it self in meters

  • @FarhanNahin
    @FarhanNahin 5 лет назад +1452

    Only RT can say, “this is a weak roller coaster, only 150 G’s?”

  • @_Emma___Marie_
    @_Emma___Marie_ 5 лет назад +173

    "Why is no one coming to the blender TODAY?"
    People went on it before?
    God bless them people

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 4 года назад +6

      What did ya think the parkgoers were breathing?

  • @joekewl7539
    @joekewl7539 5 лет назад +681

    The best RT game vids are Sims, Cities, Roller Coaster, and everything open in the same manner. He always develops a malevolent god complex.

    • @EpsilonLovesSharks
      @EpsilonLovesSharks 5 лет назад +22

      The best one for me is the Scribblenauts

    • @jenjen2239
      @jenjen2239 5 лет назад +33

      how can you not mention his minecraft videoes where he makes hundreds of people build stuff? they're amazing

    • @joekewl7539
      @joekewl7539 5 лет назад +27

      @@jenjen2239 Those are great in a different way. He takes a vague goal and the community goes nuts. But when he is the one with all the power and must do it all himself, that's where we truly shine.

    • @JorgetePanete
      @JorgetePanete 5 лет назад +1

      @@jenjen2239 videos*

    • @swishlordnorth
      @swishlordnorth 5 лет назад +1

      Joe Kewl cant forget the ross family adventures on the sims either bro 😂😂😂

  • @namenamename390
    @namenamename390 5 лет назад +879

    "This might not kill them"
    * 20g vertical g-force *

    • @namenamename390
      @namenamename390 5 лет назад +67

      @Ionic777 in this specific scenario, the heart is not strong enough to pump blood into the brain, therefore they'd fall unconscious first and die shortly after because the brain just doesn't have oxygen to keep everything alive

    • @Gronkianer
      @Gronkianer 5 лет назад +27

      @@namenamename390 pretty sure their blood vessels and organs would be ripped apart before they die from asphyxiation.

    • @soup7917
      @soup7917 5 лет назад +23

      @@Gronkianer they'd just fucking die

    • @justanothercommentercarryo8367
      @justanothercommentercarryo8367 5 лет назад +12

      @@soup7917 -GENERAL KENOBI-
      Anyways, *_Their fuckin dead_*

    • @namenamename390
      @namenamename390 5 лет назад

      @@Gronkianer that's also a possibility

  • @prestigioussnake3443
    @prestigioussnake3443 5 лет назад +276

    RTGame: "It's too gentle" 5:15
    *Vertical g-force pushes upper limits*

  • @anshsoniYT
    @anshsoniYT 5 лет назад +420

    Damn I wish I could just *turn off* responsibilities in real life

  • @SqweakySqwizard
    @SqweakySqwizard 5 лет назад +177

    In every video, you sound like you're just smiling smugly while watching all hell break loose. And that's the vibe I'm here for.

  • @AlaborateKane
    @AlaborateKane 5 лет назад +111

    Imagine employee reports to RT, and he answers like this.
    " *So everything with the park is wrong. and i'm not gonna fix any of it.* "

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 лет назад +711

    11:19 "Just the two guys at the front get to ride the roller coaster." >Looks at vertical g-force.
    Oh no RTGame, I can assure you that the front two guys are also just as dead.

    • @foximacentauri7891
      @foximacentauri7891 5 лет назад +23

      In real live, their heads would lay on their lap.

    • @jackofallnades2908
      @jackofallnades2908 5 лет назад +66

      Foxima Centauri
      *WHAT HEADS?*

    • @foximacentauri7891
      @foximacentauri7891 5 лет назад +28

      @@jackofallnades2908 good point.

    • @Thesaurus_Rex
      @Thesaurus_Rex 5 лет назад +56

      At this point, I think you don't even need an exit to the ride. By the time it returns to the station, they'll be so thoroughly destroyed that the seats will just smell funny, but there will be no other sign that anyone has ever been on the ride.

    • @Jezzibolt
      @Jezzibolt 5 лет назад +28

      I don’t think the seats would survive either. Or... any of the coaster.

  • @ludwigvonkoopa2156
    @ludwigvonkoopa2156 5 лет назад +183

    Considering that we use 1 km for the booster and the station, we can calculate 11.000m / 4m = 2875.
    You pressed Enter for at least *2875* times.

  • @Despacitoian
    @Despacitoian 4 года назад +201

    Jeez. For comparison the gravitational pull of the sun is 26g’s if you go on that roller coaster it will literally cause a black hole and kill everyone by ripping the universe apart. Or if a black hole doesn’t happen everyone on the ride would explode into tiny invisible atoms going super sayain speed. Imagine walking on a sidewalk and immediatly having a single atom of blood snipe you like a bullet

    • @gothiiispiderz
      @gothiiispiderz 2 года назад +5

      fun

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 2 года назад +34

      It's not going to form a black hole as there isn't nearly enough mass or energy in one place for that, but it will press the passengers into a fine red mist like a grape under a hydraulic press.
      Just wanted to point out that G-force as a result of rotation =/= G-force as a direct result of gravity.

    • @an_annoying_cat
      @an_annoying_cat 2 года назад +13

      i dont think it would cause a black hole but the friction between the extreme forces and the air would definitely cause a massive explosion

    • @idiotidiot5821
      @idiotidiot5821 Год назад

      There was a dude that survived a hadron beam sniping through his face

  • @bethmia
    @bethmia 5 лет назад +460

    And this was the stream that RT truly developed his God like planet coaster powers when he discovered...
    The settings

    • @bethmia
      @bethmia 5 лет назад +9

      thegalaxy2012 oh god 😂

  • @schmiidd
    @schmiidd 5 лет назад +2510

    RTGame: I want to try and play the game properly this time.
    Also RTGame: Turns off responsibilities.
    Edit: Jesus where did all yall come from??

  • @eclecticsunflowers
    @eclecticsunflowers 5 лет назад +817

    rt basically just jelly-ifies people.
    rt, you basically make the force of a *black freakin hole* with a god dam *roller coaster*

    • @blackironwalterkus3851
      @blackironwalterkus3851 5 лет назад +35

      Dude no, a black hole has 150 trillion g force ON AVERAGE

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 5 лет назад +17

      Not quite. A black hole gravity is over a billion time stronger.

    • @brolythegoat
      @brolythegoat 4 года назад +3

      Zoey 47 still too dramatic of a change to matter

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 года назад +20

      Well if you’re falling into a black hole, you’re not going to get crushed until you get close to the singularity. Before that happens, eventually you deal with tidal forces...basically the gravity you experience closer to the singularity is much grater than the force you experience further from it, so you’re stretched before you’re crushed.
      If you’re talking about g-forces near a black hole (your mass times the acceleration at that distance from the singularity), you’d somehow need to remain still next to the black hole to experience acceleration at rest....and get splattered.
      Now if you want something that could generate gravity by relativistic momentum and thus behave like a black hole...look at one of GrayStillPlays’ coasters and imagine standing near the track when it passes by.

    • @limecyanizer4394
      @limecyanizer4394 4 года назад +4

      Large black holes like the one at the center of our galaxy have very small acceleration near their event horizons, so there is a size of black hole that is equivalent to this rollercoaster. That size is about 4.5 billion solar masses, or 200 astronomical units.

  • @aquatazer
    @aquatazer 5 лет назад +187

    The Sui-Slide is my favorite! It combines my two favorite things: a will to die and comfort!

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад +817

    Next video- Trying not to get sued by the government for being that monstrosity

    • @xeon6038
      @xeon6038 5 лет назад +1

      DADDY I FOUND YOU AGAIN

    • @karamellcreme
      @karamellcreme 5 лет назад +6

      Michael Wagner
      Become *the* blender. Not just any blender. *The* Blender.

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk 5 лет назад +1

      Not even for the crimes against humanity, it's just too ugly

    • @arospacecase
      @arospacecase 5 лет назад

      I'd like this comment but it's at 666 likes

  • @Withered0326
    @Withered0326 5 лет назад +82

    9:31
    I love how the Excitement/Fear/ and Nausea is sloooowwwly going down... And then SKYROCKETS TO THE MAXIMUM AS THE RIDE STARTS TO SPIN! XDD

  • @joythedemon
    @joythedemon 5 лет назад +2032

    RT: I’m going to blend people
    NPCs: aw shit, here we go again
    Edit: TWO YEARS LATER I JUST NOW NOTICE I HAVE 2K LIKES THANK YOU

    • @pellaw8011
      @pellaw8011 5 лет назад +15

      _momma mia, here we go again_

    • @NeSeeger
      @NeSeeger 5 лет назад +7

      and i thought grey's npcs had it rough

    • @viv9r727
      @viv9r727 5 лет назад +7

      _oh dios mio, here we go again_

    • @crazidiamondo
      @crazidiamondo 5 лет назад +4

      Aw kurwa, here we go again.

    • @ATori-vl3mk
      @ATori-vl3mk 5 лет назад +3

      Ai merda, here we go again

  • @TheVeryHungrySingularity
    @TheVeryHungrySingularity 5 лет назад +377

    New benchmark for graphic cards is can it run a RT rollercoaster

    • @CassidyCope
      @CassidyCope 5 лет назад +24

      New benchmark for internet speeds is to watch an uncompressed version of this video.

  • @connorknudtson9101
    @connorknudtson9101 5 лет назад +241

    Doctor: So how is it you wanna pass on??
    Me: In the raddest way possible.
    RTGame: I got you fam.

    • @RLACDC2000
      @RLACDC2000 4 года назад +11

      I love the implication that RT just waits outside of doctors offices waiting to heat that someone has a terminal illness.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 5 лет назад +20

    That roller coaster doesn't just send you to Hell like all of Daniel's other roller coaster have previously done, but it takes you directly into the Shadow Realm

  • @mr.meloetta1939
    @mr.meloetta1939 5 лет назад +771

    Breaking news: Rtgame in jail after hundreds go missing at Disneyland knockoff

  • @juliemittel3931
    @juliemittel3931 5 лет назад +33

    Introducing the all new blender! *'more revolutions than france!'*

  • @neomaster341
    @neomaster341 5 лет назад +143

    "It's too gentle"
    _Vertical g-force: 40.41g_

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 5 лет назад +16

      _Gentle blend_

    • @andreweeb0331
      @andreweeb0331 5 лет назад +6

      That's Rumble Tumble Games for you

    • @thepacificwart8777
      @thepacificwart8777 5 лет назад +1

      Dude that's not what we call gentle... gentle is 120.43 G

  • @xbreadguy_1080
    @xbreadguy_1080 5 лет назад +120

    FBI: oh so we’ve got an Irish guy here, RTgame. Here’s his descriptive video on blending mass amounts of the public for his amusement. Seems good

  • @427Arbok
    @427Arbok 5 лет назад +138

    RT: I'm not gonna kill anyone this time, I promise
    *_Literally the next episode_*

  • @eddiemate
    @eddiemate 5 лет назад +195

    It took him one stream.
    One stream, before he started blending people.

  • @dapperdan6146
    @dapperdan6146 5 лет назад +567

    Bro this coaster is pulling over 400g when we can take a maximum of 9g. You would literally rip in half.

  • @callmeperseus
    @callmeperseus 5 лет назад +72

    How do you and Call Me Kevin not share a home together?
    *thinks of all the chaotic evil energy*
    Update: Why don't you move to the other side of the country FAR away from Call Me Kevin.
    10/10

  • @jaredboyton
    @jaredboyton 5 лет назад +459

    From 200k to 1.7M in a couple months. All I can say is congrats.

    • @rydumorick3877
      @rydumorick3877 5 лет назад

      Yeah just like FlareTV

    • @SuperSMT
      @SuperSMT 5 лет назад +1

      @@rydumorick3877 Except RT actually produces content

    • @luciferfireninja497
      @luciferfireninja497 4 года назад +2

      I thought you were talking about his g-force

  • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
    @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 5 лет назад +206

    I have no witty comment I just love this channel.

  • @livispuzzled
    @livispuzzled 5 лет назад +636

    He tries so hard not to kill people,
    *But it just doesn’t work.*

    • @korybabinski4159
      @korybabinski4159 5 лет назад +9

      The ride will tear your atoms apart

    • @jessbellis9510
      @jessbellis9510 4 года назад +15

      I think RT is a being from another planet ingrained with an instinct to kill. It's like hardwired into him, so no matter how good his intentions are going into it, every minute increases the chance of death.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, that’s kind of what separates him from GrayStillPlays.
      RT: “Okay, let’s see if I can make this survivable...um...okay, that’s not survivable.”
      GSP: “Can I melt spacetime yet? Let’s put people on this thing and find out.”

    • @lauraliz82
      @lauraliz82 4 года назад

      The first statement is debatable

    • @rbxq
      @rbxq 3 года назад

      I wouldn’t say that

  • @jesser1070
    @jesser1070 5 лет назад +74

    Make a reverse blender where they go rly fast up, then get launched with the full power (er- speed) of the blender.

  • @matthewkrohn6486
    @matthewkrohn6486 5 лет назад +194

    15 minutes after the video comes out and it almost has 15,000 views... talk about a dedicated fan base

    • @NuclearApocolypse
      @NuclearApocolypse 5 лет назад +25

      We want to see what new afront to human decency RT created this time

    • @matthewkrohn6486
      @matthewkrohn6486 5 лет назад

      Ah...

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 5 лет назад +5

      @@NuclearApocolypse thats this chanel in a nutshell

    • @strawberriesarah
      @strawberriesarah 5 лет назад +1

      We indeed are dedicated

    • @san2709g
      @san2709g 5 лет назад

      @@matthewkrohn6486 The real dedicated fans were watching a 5h long stream of him playing plants vs zombies today while this video was uploaded :)

  • @lexecomplexe4083
    @lexecomplexe4083 4 года назад +16

    "Alright let's take a look at the cinematic cam"
    *violently shaking*

  • @gijinkagamer4928
    @gijinkagamer4928 5 лет назад +613

    Nobody:
    Not a single person:
    RTGame: *Blender Coaster*
    Edit: Holy fuck this got a lot of likes.

    • @arandompieceofinternettras6461
      @arandompieceofinternettras6461 5 лет назад +4

      I'm a simple woman; I see Celeste profile pic, I like.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 5 лет назад +3

      This meme is the final step before a blank space that somehow gets upvoted anyway.

    • @sirsputnik2212
      @sirsputnik2212 5 лет назад

      @@arandompieceofinternettras6461 rat my ass for a vbuck?

  • @antte7782
    @antte7782 5 лет назад +94

    0:36 "i_want_to_see_my_kids cheered! x100"
    lmao

  • @generic110
    @generic110 5 лет назад +26

    RT: reloads a park
    me: *WHAT IS THIS SORCERY*

  • @Duck-xq1fl
    @Duck-xq1fl 5 лет назад +150

    Nobody:
    RT: *_BLEND THE MEN_*

    • @leonsmith206
      @leonsmith206 5 лет назад +2

      Not just the men, but the women and the children too

  • @race10ftw
    @race10ftw 5 лет назад +839

    I felt like your computer was going to vomit during the roller coaster

    • @lzrshark617
      @lzrshark617 5 лет назад +6

      It would have got off lucky compared to the guests on that hellbeast

  • @Floydknight
    @Floydknight Год назад +2

    i forgot how much more subdued RT was a couple years ago. A completely different RT than the one we know and love today

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 лет назад +239

    Planet -coaster- Blender, make the death machines of your dreams, the only limit is your imagination

  • @busta006
    @busta006 5 лет назад +56

    "I'm gonna be here for a solid 10 minutes"
    The last words of RT.

  • @eriolhiiragizawa729
    @eriolhiiragizawa729 5 лет назад +3

    I love how relaxed and casual RT is about this. This makes me laugh.

  • @Igneeka
    @Igneeka 5 лет назад +79

    2007 : Can it run Crysis ?
    2019 : Can it run The Blender ?

  • @ifreann7522
    @ifreann7522 5 лет назад +45

    Me searching through videos on YT: Nothing here is even half-decent!
    Sees this video title: *now, this is quality entertainment*

  • @oebbxf
    @oebbxf 5 лет назад +12

    RT: lets make a normal park!
    Also RT: turns off every setting that makes it a normal park and then kills people.
    Good ol’ RT

  • @joythedemon
    @joythedemon 5 лет назад +438

    RT: what a disappointment..only on a vertical g force of 150 at the moment
    Edit: Thank you for over 400 likes!

    • @DasDieDerErik
      @DasDieDerErik 5 лет назад +19

      150 G is nothing dude, I mean, an average 70kg person would only experience a weight force similar to a 18 wheeler. Who cares?

    • @clubman83326611
      @clubman83326611 5 лет назад +4

      Das Die Der Erik Yeah tru I mean the rollercoaster with the most G force in the world is 6.3 G, so between that and a 150 G it’s practically nothing.

    • @lain-ih6jj
      @lain-ih6jj 5 лет назад +1

      @@DasDieDerErik You know, a bullet impact is weaker that 150g, but bullets doesnt hurt.

    • @DasDieDerErik
      @DasDieDerErik 5 лет назад +1

      @@lain-ih6jj How can you even convert a bullets velocity into the g force?

    • @lain-ih6jj
      @lain-ih6jj 5 лет назад +1

      @@DasDieDerErik W = F × d.

  • @sosotik
    @sosotik 5 лет назад +122

    human juice, with:
    -more flesh
    -more blood
    -with ice
    -fresh from rtgame

  • @pumblechook1505
    @pumblechook1505 5 лет назад +18

    10:17 Rare Footage of the Large Hadron Collider's inner workings.

  • @persononinternet5553
    @persononinternet5553 5 лет назад +88

    Math teacher: *that sacrifice his sanity to teach me math*
    Me: *asleep*
    RT: *just does math*
    Me: *paying attention to my full extent*

    • @hayleycakes3435
      @hayleycakes3435 5 лет назад +1

      Jesus, its time to stop with this role play text. Its fucking dumb, and hardly makes sense or is funny. Its time to stop

    • @CassidyCope
      @CassidyCope 5 лет назад +4

      @@hayleycakes3435 "It's fucking dumb and hardly makes sense." Well so is RT, but he's still amazing.

    • @Anna-kz7km
      @Anna-kz7km 5 лет назад

      @@MoleRat1-vh5vv Wait, you can wake up on the wrong side of a bed?

    • @highadmiraljt5853
      @highadmiraljt5853 5 лет назад

      Hayley Cakes
      penis

  • @May-ws7bl
    @May-ws7bl 5 лет назад +18

    The middle ages would applaud you for your creativity in making various torture devices.

  • @ScyHigh
    @ScyHigh 5 лет назад +25

    Alternate Title: "I attempt to hypnotize my viewers in the form of a rollercoaster in Planet Coaster

  • @mattg8975
    @mattg8975 5 лет назад +109

    RT: we're making a legit park
    Also RT: creates a ride that's only purpose is to blend people alive*
    We have very different ideas of what the word "legit" means 😂😂😂

  • @shahar_3411
    @shahar_3411 5 лет назад +99

    Me: Are we having human smoothie again daddy?
    Daddy RT: Yes, call your friend Johnny, he will help me with the ingredients. :)

    • @zacharyframe1916
      @zacharyframe1916 5 лет назад +9

      human smoothie
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @kirb9819
      @kirb9819 5 лет назад

      *BRING IN THE S A C R I F I C E S*

    • @reigensslut3081
      @reigensslut3081 5 лет назад +3

      @Winter Wolf
      Me: Dad... Before I test this... Did you feed me Johnny?
      Rtgame: Silly child. Johnny was always one with us. He's not even real remember?

  • @crebboi5546
    @crebboi5546 4 года назад +17

    "...Over 200x Earth gravity..."
    "Goku" wants to: *Know your location*

  • @JohanniklasLp
    @JohanniklasLp 5 лет назад +94

    Building a Blender in Planet Coaster... _how original_
    But somehow it keeps getting better every time he does it.

    • @valderon3692
      @valderon3692 5 лет назад +2

      The good old 2 mile downward spiral coaster is a requirement in roller coaster games haha. Everyone has done it at some point just not quite to this level.

    • @JohanniklasLp
      @JohanniklasLp 5 лет назад +1

      @@valderon3692 I am comparing this video to his older ones where he has done this before (about every Planet Coaster Video of his, except like 1 or 2), not to other RUclipsrs

  • @jacobnorris3903
    @jacobnorris3903 5 лет назад +24

    10:55
    There's no earthly way of knowing
    Which direction we are going
    There's no knowing where we're rowing
    Or which way the river's flowing
    Is it raining, is it snowing?
    Is a hurricane a-blowing?
    Not a speck of light is showing
    So the danger must be growing
    Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
    Is the grisly reaper mowing?
    Yes, the danger must be growing
    For the rowers keep on rowing
    And they're certainly not showing
    Any signs that they are slowing!

    • @Angel-dp9sl
      @Angel-dp9sl 5 лет назад

      Nice poem.

    • @spazbauer
      @spazbauer 5 лет назад +1

      Good Willy Wonka Refrence, it fits XD

  • @mundanephysics521
    @mundanephysics521 5 лет назад +3

    6:35... Major conduces to anyone who stayed for when RT sat up that one sims game where he deleted every single residence lot, and then put in families of 8 Conners in each of them.

  • @kayvalencia2223
    @kayvalencia2223 5 лет назад +241

    Thunder mountain
    Spaghetti mountain
    I prepose....
    Mountain mountain

  • @colebecker7832
    @colebecker7832 5 лет назад +83

    *rt turns off collision*
    Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 5 лет назад +12

    RT: “We’re gonna play the actual game now.”
    Also RT: *breaks game*

  • @justpolar7214
    @justpolar7214 5 лет назад +74

    Kid: So mom what’s for dinner?
    Mom: Blended human meat.

    • @AngelineL.
      @AngelineL. 5 лет назад +6

      Kid: Again...

    • @dutch6030
      @dutch6030 5 лет назад +2

      Mom: fuck no

    • @chieftainmcgrathclan3890
      @chieftainmcgrathclan3890 5 лет назад +2

      Father : I'm home from work at dosney land !
      Mom : did they make you can up the flesh again
      Father :...
      Mom:....
      Father:.....
      Mom:.....
      Father , breaking into tears : EVERY TIME , MARTHA , EVERYTIME

    • @AngelineL.
      @AngelineL. 5 лет назад

      Mom: Honey, why don't you quit. This job is too much for you to handle. We can look some where else.

  • @bibbidi4616
    @bibbidi4616 5 лет назад +67

    Danganronpa: A guaranteed death by a top high speed roller coaster mimicking a blender?
    *Takes notes*

  • @marievil793
    @marievil793 5 лет назад +315

    This "Blender" has more than 250g which is stronger than a literal black hole

    • @pulsartsai7776
      @pulsartsai7776 5 лет назад +43

      I assure you, this is nothing compared to gravitational pull of a black hole.

    • @battleflow1
      @battleflow1 5 лет назад +41

      Black hole's event horizon literally has about 150 trillion g

    • @puzzlemaniak420
      @puzzlemaniak420 5 лет назад +9

      Boundary force of every black hole at Schwarzschild radius is Planck's force divided by 2 iirc, which is 0.6x10^44N.

    • @poop143
      @poop143 5 лет назад +9

      @@puzzlemaniak420 nerd

    • @axolotl786
      @axolotl786 5 лет назад +13

      @@poop143 jerk

  • @caydenharp2297
    @caydenharp2297 5 лет назад +44

    RTGame: this is lagging, so bad!
    Me: Hmph... Lucky

  • @haseeb_chaudhry
    @haseeb_chaudhry 5 лет назад +87

    Next video: Rumble Tumble separates the weak from the strong.

    • @kieranlee0325
      @kieranlee0325 5 лет назад +7

      hac 1343 *CULL THE HERD.*

    • @chazwerner2417
      @chazwerner2417 5 лет назад +2

      @@kieranlee0325 And now, it is our duty to save us, to save everyone. to cull the herd.

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 5 лет назад +22

    But now, on to the real question:
    WILL IT BLEND?

  • @dannystirling5458
    @dannystirling5458 5 лет назад +150

    This sounds like my emotions during endgame

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 5 лет назад +4

      I love you 3000😭😭😭

    • @ottovonbasedmark
      @ottovonbasedmark 5 лет назад +1

      @@viggo8213 what did you do?
      I went for the head

    • @Fweefwee6
      @Fweefwee6 5 лет назад

      tony stark dies

    • @1287-s7b
      @1287-s7b 5 лет назад +2

      Shrek dies

    • @skweezee
      @skweezee 5 лет назад +1

      I dies

  • @emerse5203
    @emerse5203 5 лет назад +27

    *This is exactly what the internet is for and I'm proud to know this exists...*

  • @trinitydeval
    @trinitydeval 5 лет назад +10

    When he had to start turning the physics engines off we all new he just wanted a good laugh.

  • @mayukhshrestha5865
    @mayukhshrestha5865 5 лет назад +32

    RT: People in YT will suffer just like the ones in the live stream.
    YT peeps: puts the video at 2x speed
    RT: 😮