Lt. Vermin is a toddler from the soviet union. He came to the US in full uniform after being wounded on CNN. By OG peacock Shun DuD. House Republican lizard says "funni". We need weed. Sus my house.
My god, noisepuppet. You've struck a toot mine with these. WAVY News makes whatever shitty qualms reality hurls at us seem insignificant and soluble. Thank you. Toot bless you, and may Toot bless the Unininenedtates of Ricame.
House Republican Lizard is the noblest of the houses. Our Lizard banner flies high above the likes of House Turkey, and the sensible, yet feeble House Rape or Incest. We sound our battle horn on this day, to strike fear into the hearts of any pretenders! *TOOT*
These broadcasts are starting to make more sense to me than real life politics. That's probably the sentiments of someone who's a few months away from committing a mass killing in a major city.
Lieutenant Min is a toddler from the Soviet Union, he came to the u.s. in full uniform after being wounded on CNN by OGP Khan Sean dud house Republican lizard says funny we need weed sauce in my house.
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WEENY!
"Funny" house Republican lizard
SuS my house.
@@D8W2P4 stop
@@jeffcarroll1990shock
STOP the political circus.
"...Concerns about President Dump's push to have your mom, correspondent Burger McSaucy reports from your house."
Literary gold.
Noisepuppet is a national treasure.
* international
Truth
Noisepuppet is also a national sex expert
"That was Garbage, reporting."
That made my day!!!
Finally an honest news source
The Washington Nationalists defeated the Houston Asses, seven to toot.
Can't wait for Game SeS of the World SeeS
Thanks for the report, Burger McSaucey!
Maybe it’s Birger - could be Swedish? Lol
"January will be held on December 12th" 😂😂😂😂😂
Lt. Vermin is a toddler from the soviet union. He came to the US in full uniform after being wounded on CNN. By OG peacock Shun DuD. House Republican lizard says "funni". We need weed. Sus my house.
TooT is here.
TooT is inevitable.
My god, noisepuppet. You've struck a toot mine with these.
WAVY News makes whatever shitty qualms reality hurls at us seem insignificant and soluble.
Thank you. Toot bless you, and may Toot bless the Unininenedtates of Ricame.
"We need weed"
agreed
It'll probably give them more chill.
We need weed to give us more chill, and customers need to display their big titties for us
Tbh yeah id watch them pass the blunt in the oval office.
Still not going to display my big tiddies for them
A day away from sus cucs
@@noisepuppet but I fought titties were up for grabs.
one of these days yall ought to make a Wavy News that is just a two-minute chop & screw of the opening jingle
This is the only way I get my news anymore.
Same!
I HAVE EYES!
I HAVE EARS *CONGRATULATIONS*
@@sillygoose635 I am very hungry.
Donald Dump & Boring Johnson.
Never have I ever heard of such a good duo.
avandyne Yes! I think so! Wonder what the two of them would be like working together? Lol!
@@samanthaash17 a boring dump
I'll be like House Republican Lizard on this one and proudly say : "funee"
hguone
House Republican Lizard is the noblest of the houses. Our Lizard banner flies high above the likes of House Turkey, and the sensible, yet feeble House Rape or Incest.
We sound our battle horn on this day, to strike fear into the hearts of any pretenders! *TOOT*
Jimmy D called this sort of format a YTF.
I like it.
1:02 made me choke
I HAVE EYES
House Republican Lizard says: "Funny". We need weed. Saus my house. 😂😂😂
This is some of the best content on youtube right now.
'The abortion of Joe Biden' litterally made me Lol.
Ah good, I need my daily dose of wavy news.
***press 5 repeatedly for sick beatboxing***
Untz untz untz untz untz untz onsen
This is where I come to get my news!
The distorted intro music of these never get old
This is now, quite genuinely, the best part of my day. So happy to have you back Noisepuppet. Keep pooping!
ive always wanted a daily ytp series thank you for my life
The Caillou Narrator-esque alien voice of Republican Lizard was a Nuclear bomb of funny.
What cruel parents would name their child Burger McSaucey
The same parents who determines what career their children will have by making their last names "Mcnews".
Hungry ones.
Boring Johnson seems worse
I don't think they had Kronos for a dad tho
@@DeadHandtheSurvivor That's not too uncommon, given names like Miller
*that was garbage reporting*
That was garbage reporting
fake news
President dumpsquish?
Yeah that seems right 🤣
These broadcasts are starting to make more sense to me than real life politics.
That's probably the sentiments of someone who's a few months away from committing a mass killing in a major city.
Love it! Keep them coming! I'm from britain, and find it absolutely hilarious! Try british news next! Lol!
Boris Johnson appears a lot.
1:31 LOL 😂
Dude you’ve really been cranking these things out I’m not complaining sit back relax and enjoy in this shit keep it up!!!
George Papadopotopocopolis
I f*cking lost it at that joke... the "revenge porn" bit afterward didn't help matters either.
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source. *Plays this*
7 - TooT I don't know how anyone could top that score. Love you, noisepuppet. Keep it up ❤
Day 6 and we're still not arguing politics in the comments, good job lads
good to hear december is only 11 days long now
Prime minister Boring Johnson 😭🤣
I love this series. Thank you, Noisepuppet.
"I have eyes!"--KKK Prime Minister Boring Johnson.
This is now the only news outlet I trust.
the bit at 1:30 has to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while, holy shit
we really do need an Alexa skill to play these in the morning...
Hi I'm Correspondent Burger MacSaucy reporting from yo house
Finally, real news.
A revenge porn campaign between president trump and putin.... At this point this might aswell be true
The real experience lies on the CC button. I think all the ideas are coming from that.
It's like the hard times but audio!
the only news I trust
Oh, I remember the George Papadapadapadapoulous revenge porn campaign scandal. Good times.
NPR's news coverage doesn't even come close
I only trust Tommy McMommy for my reporting.
_we need weed_
SuS my house.
Wavy News update: The Washington Nationalists defeated the Houston Asses
Masked turkeys? What is this world coming to?!
WE NEED WEED
SoS my house.
What font do you use for the Wavy News logo?
Don't stop these. Ever
Keep it up, np! These are greaegr era eseht.
0:28
The Houston Asses could only manage toot runs? No wonder why they lost
Asses are known for producing toots, the ones in Houston have been good at it in recent years
...rears...
Sean DuD
Bruh this is hilarious!!!
Wavy news is the only news I trust
1:32 *It's Tatopoulos.*
So is the source for these just like, NPR or something? Lol
Jeremy Hattery VOA radio newscasts
Burger McSaucy will be my friend one day
Please make this a podcast on spotify
We need weed!
Burger mcsaucy lol
The Masked Turkey _STRIKES!_
Burger McSaucy
Lieutenant Min is a toddler from the Soviet Union, he came to the u.s. in full uniform after being wounded on CNN by OGP Khan Sean dud house Republican lizard says funny we need weed sauce in my house.
Burger mcsaucy
george papapapapapdapalos
First
I HAVE EYES!