Google Translate Sings: "Africa" by Toto
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Translator Fails “Don’t eat dogs, I just want to sleep, go away and let me sleep” Sounds like a mom’s life motto to me!
Thx
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"I'm having ice cream. Time to get drunk."
"I just want to sleep"
"I did nothing" this song sounds like my life
Ervia Tangerine lmao
Ervia Tangerine idem
Me too
😂 lmao
r e l a t a b l e
*D I A B E T I C W A T E R M E L O N*
Gradually diabetic watermelon
One of my fave lines of it tbh.
( g r a d u a l l y w a t e r m e l o n )
Ahh gradually watermelon reference in the background
*_COMPRESSEDDIABETICWATERMELON_*
"I'm having ice cream. Time to get drunk."
That's just me after work every day
Just had some ice cream with cherry pie and strawberries - yup I'm living the dream! ; )
and I'm DEFINITELY not eating Dogs!!
Huh. Reminds me of the SpongeBob movie where they got drunk after eating too much ice cream.
"I did nothing....I just want to sleep"
At the Royal Institute of Technology we developed a process of freeze-distill low alcoholic beverage into hard liquor.
MaskinJunior that sounds like a chemistry experiment gone wrong.
As a woman named Ali, I felt personally reassured that I am doing a good job. Why thank you Google Translate.
You’re still doing a good job. Keep it up.
We love you, Ali!
This is so wholesome lmao-
UR DOIN GREAT ALI
You’re doing such a good job!!
Stealing lunch, eating ice cream and getting drunk. Count me in.
AaronTheBlackDragon AYY LMAO
XD what about the new 100 year old students???
@@slurpiegames I think you mean the immortal apprentices mwahahhahahahhhahahahaha (lol jk)
Yes
* proceeds to get beat upp by the elderly*
yesh
"Be angry and stand there"
My little sister when she doesn't get her way
Same
I have a brother but when I was middle school all the little girls would stand like that it was a combined school and I can tell that is the truest thing. 😂😂
Are you sure we aren't related? Maybe I have another older sister I don't know about yet?
Yes me too
Btw, im male
"I will take your lunch away from you" bad move, google. Don't you dare
😂
😂😂😂😂😂👌 Nobody touches *my* food
i didnt have lunch today since i forgot it instead i had popcorn when i came home
metaal boekee i always forget my lunch lol
Lmao
Twisted translations: “Don’t eat dogs”
Me, eating a hot dog: * awkward silence *
I won’t let you eat her!
I don’t think Hotdogs are made from Dogs
"I will take your lunch away from you!"
@@areallybigannoyingorangefa6562 no they are not dummy
Hot dogs aren’t dogs, they are pigs.
Stages of watermelon: Gradually, and diabetic
Gradually Diabetic Watermelon.
Gradually, compressed and diabetic😂
You forgot about the compressed watermelons.
SuperNerdNathan GDW.
indeed you gradually become a Cristemopois diaosomia dibesi compressed diabetic watermelon
"You cannot seduce hundreds of people"
Not with that attitude.
Tell that to Shrek, Ricardo Milos (or whatever his name is), Moto Moto, and Keanu Reeves
copy .-.
Oh shit i interpreted that as really deep but its probably not
BARD INTENSIFIES
Well, clearly you arent a bard
"I will take your lunch away from you"
"I'm having ice cream"
"I just want to sleep"
"I did nothing"
me literally every day tho...
Joey Lam not you too
Grace Wilbourn same
Has Anyone Seen Owen Grady?
Helps I am surrounded by food thieves I need a old hitman
Just remember, don’t eat dogs
Gordie R I won’t unless you take my lunch
Nobody:
Not a soul:
That one person at work: I will take your lunch away from you!
And here I am
“TIME TO GET DRUNK”
Google, I’m pretty sure you already did that
It’s too drunk to remember getting drunk.
We've gotten drunk yes, but what about second drunk?
YESSSSSS BOIIIII
Google Translate is drunk 365/24.
There are multiple Madagascars!
1. Madagascar
2. Madagascar: Escape To Africa
3. Madagascar: Europe's Most Wanted
The more you know!
Julian Montgomery don't forget penguins of Madagascar
Hahahaha!
XD
All hail king Julian and all hail king Julian exiled too
hydro phill Of course! We stan a good King
Flower bloom How could I forget?
"Anime, cristemopois diasomnia dibesi compressed diabetic watermelon..."
Well, what else DID you expect the quartz rocks to say? :)
Well, it is a rather solid comment.
The quarts rocks are drunk and they just want to sleep ;)
@@izzyd6894 And they're having ice cream.
The Favoured
And they brought me some random lunch...?
@@izzyd6894 Now some rando's trying to take it away.
-"Gonna take some time to do the things we never had"-
*"I did nothing"*
Me in quarantine
Don't eat dogs
LOL
now i'm sad again about it
"Let's get drunk"
You did something writing this comment, you woke up, your breathing, you walked places, you ate something. Therefore you did thing's.
I love how every time, good ol google has an existential crisis.
Kenny Martin
I love how this comment is underrated XD
"Time to geeeeeeeet drUUUUUUuuuuUUUUUuuunk!"
From the creators of "Gradually Watermelon" now coming to cinemas: "Diabetic Watermelon, a thrilling sequel".
Lol XD
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!
"Gradually Watermelon becomes Diabetic" and we're sat here making stupid jokes. Don't you know Type 2 Diabetes is nothing to laugh at?
@@goawayleavemealone2880 1, 2, type 2 diabetes!
I nearly had it.
“I’m eating ice cream” “Time to get drunk” My college experience in a nutshell.
Oh Dear Fren
Ditto
It’s I’m HAVING ice cream, but ok
@@blshultz11 Who the fuck cares💀
Beats eating dogs
"There are multiple Madagascars?"
Have you not seen the movies? 😂
Yeah!!!!!
And more are on the way.
🦁🦓🦒🐧🐧🐧
That's what I was thinking 😂
And coincidentally enough the second movie took place in Africa
Bully: "I'll take your lunch away from you."
Me: "That's okay, I'm having ice cream."
FINALLY I COMMENT ON THIS XD.. with the exact same thoughts as me!!
Time to get drunk
Taking someone's lunch, seducing hundreds of people, having ice cream, and getting drunk. Sounds like a pretty normal Tuesday.
Forgot wanting to sleep after
Forgot African hydropower
That is one heck of a party XD
Don't forget battling a random old man in the middle of the African plains.
Chirpz I am not sure there is enough water in Africa for Hydropower
"You can not seduce hundreds of people!"
Me: "I cant even seduce one."
Same
Same
Same Because I'm Young
Same Because I'm old
same
Go away I want to sleep is me every single morning but this song definitely made today better!
Put it on a shirt, please!
"African hydropower
I pray to Auckland for the rain
Thank you for the rain of the USA
I like snow in Africa"
LOL.
I'm going to die of laughter 😂😂😂
Take some from norway
Norway doesn't need ANY more snow
At least they got the Hydro power part right :)
Pretty sure that white stuff at Kilimanjaro's summit is, um, frozen precipitation. 😁
"And the subtitles will be written."
*IT KNOWS*
Google Translate is becoming self aware. 😳
@@ParadoxAbove we should be scared. Very scared.
4th wall break ALERT
*cues twilight zone theme.*
DUN DUN DUN!
"You cannot seduce hundreds of people"
Bards: challenge accepted
Oh my god I love this XD
HORNEY BARD HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
Idk dnd, is this a dnd joke? Ik there are bards in dnd
@@crescent_sun482 Yep
Pilots: Hold my uniform
I'd love to see a google translated airplane safety demonstration!!
EDIT: This comment was made before she did the video, please stop telling me she did it already :)
I hope she does the norweigan airlines one
I suggested this once WHY HASN'T IT HAPPENED!!
Oh.my.gosh YES
Omg yes!😂
Omg yes!!!!!
Yeah there are 3 Madagascars
Madagascar
Madagascar escape 2 Africa
Madagascar Europe's most wanted
all my respect for this universe has been placed on your shoulders.
You my friend are the absolute best person ever
Metal Octive and Madagascar the county
What about Penguins of Madagascar?
Why are you guys debating about how many Madagascars there are??
0:12 "All of the African languages"?... Oh my, we're in for a good one
Gerben van Straaten well you’re not wrong
A lot, actually. Theres Arabic, Afrikaans, Sesotho, Zulu, Igbo, Yoruba, Chichewa, Swahili, Xhosa (Wakandan)
ArvinRoido Atienza Somali?
There are over 50 different African languages
I'm surprised there was no clicking and hissing in this song.
“Anime christenopois diaosomia dibesi compressed diabetic watermelon”
*There is a lot to unpack there*
"There are multiple Madagascar's!?"
"Yep"
"There is no need for an apostrophe in 'Madagascars'?"
"Actually, that's true."
Actually there's 4 Madagascar
1 country 3 moives
@@LMassey993 Lol
Wuts so funny
Yea, that stupid animated film
"I want to sleep"
Don't we all? 😂
Are you the real Lauren brown?
Sorry I was thinking of Lauren Lopez
yes
Big mood.
I've never been much of a fan TBH
“I just want to sleep”
Relatable
no she just has a hang over
420’th like
Lmao mood
Same
Yeah but she crossed the line by saying dont eat dogs
“I know Alli is doing a good job”
Me: aw, thx
YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB ALLI
*YOU CAN DO IT ALLI, DON'T GIVE UP!*
*YOU ARE DOING GOOD ALLI!*
Alli I'm back to remind you you're still doing a good job!
Thank you guys for the support!
"one hundred year old students"
JESUS CHRIST HOW MANY TIMES HAVE THEY FAILED MATH?!
College bruh. Never too old for college.
they just wanted to go in another direction and studied again
94
Why would they change math is the better question lol
Math? They never showed up for gym.
"I'm having ice cream"
Yeah, because it was in my lunch.
The one that you stole.
You beat me to it
Time to get drunk
Gradually diabetes watermelon
XD I WHEEZED
@Drain Cleaner Well, OF COURSE, how else am I supposed to make beer floats? Oh...wait, rootbeer floats doesn't mean legit beer? XD
“I bless the rains down in Africa”
Google translate: “No i’m having ice cream”
To be fair, ice cream is better than rain, i agree with google there.
Randy19 so ur saying that ice cream is better than a natural source we need in our lives?
Wolfixx nah bro, sugary diabeetus inducing cold cream is way better
The rains have blessed Africa with ice cream when it rains.
*books ticket to Africa for flight during rainy season*
Lol
"Stand there and be angry" this is how to be a Karen
Or toddler. Same thing, really
@@maddie28 As a child, I can sadly say this is true.
@d R Karen brewer
@d R My late friend Karen changed the name people were calling her to "Rain". She passed last year as a kidney transplant patient, years after her transplant. Her wife died a few months after her as well. Broken heart syndrome is real, people! Oh, Karen was not the typical Karen screeching at the top of her voice. She could not get out to the grocery stores as she could not be around people because of the risks to her health. Even I as a good friend who loved her, could not go visit!
@@cubicfee I'm so sorry for you
"I did nothing"
*YOU TOOK MY LUNCH AND SUNG ABOUT IT*
😂😂😂😂😂
And presumably had your ice cream too.
Blaikal Gaming ツ and your wine and got drunk
Unless you're a 100 year old student, you're lying. Or you ate ice cream and got drunkm
Well you need to be told not eat dogs so...
I think the best line for me is how 'I bless the rains down in Africa' became 'I'm having ice cream'.
I think Google wants people to eat more ice cream so there will be rain in Africa
@@notagamer2452 I'm willing to do that! Lmao!
Song: "I can't seduce hundreds of people"
Malinda: "hold my ice cream"
gr8 comment
Lol
Why does the watermelon have diabetes? Is it from seducing hundreds of people or taking their lunch away? And were all those hundreds of people having ice cream for lunch? -- o many unanswered questions here....
Really ? that cow ?
@@mathiasrmer3305 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
I love how, "Time to do some things we never had" was translated to "Time to get drunk."
(1:51) "I know Ali is doing a good job."
Why, thank you.
Edit: I look through my comment history and damn, that's a lot of nice replies. Never knew the internet could be this nice.
Also, @aliabdallah102, you're doing a great job too. 👍
Loll
KEEP DOING A GREAT JOB ALI. WE FUCKING LOVE YOU😘
Good job Ali!
Heh
I scrolled down and looked for a comment like this after listening to that part of the song. Good job!
I live in Africa, and when I saw you translated this into all the African languages, I was all like:
"Oh no."
Best quotes:
"Be angry and stand there."
"On the road I was defeated by an old man."
"I will take your lunch away from you."
"I'm having ice cream."
"...Don't eat dogs."
"100 year old students."
"I did nothing."
what about "gradually watermelon"?
just regular everyday instructions
Kelle Eason what about compressed diabetic watermelon
Google: "Of course this is just one of Madagascar"
Malinda: "There are multiple Madagascars?"
Also her: "Yup!"
what about "time to get drunk" and "i just want sleep"
"Be angry and stand there." Protesting in a nutshell.
*Romania intesifies*
Wow man that's grungy as fuck
@@epiccrik4521 LOL i'm romanian
* peaceful protesting
Ange
"I will take your lunch away from you" I want a shirt of that
I would need that shirt, I always steal the lunch of my friend (dw I give her money for it)
Don't eat dogs
I just want to sleep
When you're at a sleepover at 3am and your friend is starting to ask weird philosophical questions
@@theincredibleisabelle Dude. Not funny, but accurate.
WTF THAT EXACT PART PLAYED AS SOON AS I STARTED READING THIS COMMENT
Weirdly relatable
I feel like there’s a real life story behind this one.....
I know Ali is doing a good job!
"There are multiple Madagascars?
Yeah, there's three movies!
edit: holy crap this actually got 1k likes wth is wrong with you people
And The Penguins Of Madagascar (movie and tv show).
DavidG185 oh right!
unfortunately, only one of them is good
MaJaHo 1111 which one? Personally I like the third one Europe’s Most Wanted the best.
first thing i thought when she said that.
"I pray to Auckland for the rain"
Well now we know why Auckland is constantly raining
on the road I was defeated by an old man
Joshua Kent now*
So true
it isn't though
Aaaaaand now there’s a drought here
At my school, the senior choir sang this song at one of the assembly’s, but instead of singing along I sang these lyrics instead 🤪
"You cannot seduce hundreds of people"
Um.. Malinda that is exactly what you're doing
MsHanna I feel the same way
Maybe it's saying that she can't merely seduce *hundreds* of people, because she's successfully seducing tens of thousands instead!
Erik Jensen yaassssss
Read this as she said it
@@ErikJensenDetroit You are in fact correct.
Just Remember
*_I Will Take Your Lunch Away From You._*
(0 - 0)
==🍔🍟🍫 No
And enjoy ice cream in front of us to really rub it in
How dare you???!!!😂
What no please don't take my lunch lol 😂
Don’t u dare I’m huungryy 😜😂😋😶
Africa: time to do the things we never have
Google translate: time to get drunk
Me: translate, you are already drunk.
"You can't seduce hundreds of people"
Me: you just disproved your own statement...
Well, she never said "I can't seduce hundreds of people" ;)
@@Roozyj True lmao XD
Also you: *stabs Malinda which counts as you seducing a bunch of her subscribers*
“I will take your lunch away from you”
“I’m having ice cream”
Sounds like me... hmm
Same
Yes there’s multiple Madagascars, they made three movies, a penguin spin off movie, and two tv shows
True
and many shorts and references
My sister's ringtone is from one of the Madagascar movies: Afro Circus
ThatDominoIng that one doesn’t matter tho
This song is literally ALL about being 20-something.
Don't believe me? Well there's the obvious drunk-ice-cream, and trying to feel deep about yourself. And of course slightly questionable geographic knowledge.
But think about the other lines... Most of us still slogging through a degree feel like hundred-year-old students.
And who hasn't tried to create social change, but been defeated by an old man in power?
And if "I think the words have been written and the subtitles have been written" isn't trying to meet a word count, I don't know what is.
Okay a couple of things don't really make sense, but that is the epitome of being twenty.
And of course, at the end of your twenties you realise "I did nothing"
And if someone has food, it is ours now
Someone pin this comment
That’s Deep
This is fucking deep
Best comment ever. You read so deep into it that it actually makes sense and it's scary
Watching this in February, 2023. Still funny as hell, luv you Malinda. Really hoping you start doing more of these again.
"You cannot seduce hundreds of people"
And yet this video has over 64K Likes
(Updated from 51K in February 2020)
Nick Edmonds
Amused. This comment is under-rated.
IKR, she's like, "try me"
Yes I can
61k when I viewed it
63k
I have waited my entire life to hear the words
*_C O M P R E S S E D D I A B E T I C W A T E R M E L O N_*
ItsPenguin
G
Gr
Gra
Grad
Gradu
Gradua
Gradual
Graduall
Gradually
Gradually W
Gradually Wa
Gradually Wat
Gradually Wate
Gradually Water
Gradually Waterm
Gradually Waterme
Gradually Watermel
Gradually Watermelo
Gradually Watermelon
In the distance, you hear the words.. *"Gradually Watermelon"*
Cristemopois diaosomia dibesi compressed diabetic watermelon
That sounds like a modern version of a Shakespearean insult.
Before: Gradually watermelon
After: Diabetic watermelon
The watermelon gradually got diabetic
Compressed Diabetic Watermelon
Watermelons are losing their subtlety
Google translate's obsessed with watermelon, apparently
They gradually became diabetic
One of the most awesome things about Africa was the melodies in the singing. And I don't think I've ever heard any more awesome version than three Malinda's triumphantly singing *I'm having Iceeeeeeeeeeeeee Creeeeeeammmmmmm"*
This just puts me in a good mood :D.
*I LIVE IN AUCKLAND* and thanks for the rain.........
Also actually live in Auckland and think we could do with less rain. Hope praying to Auckland for the rain removes it
Yeah I agree
Same here. But summer's getting closer, which should cut it back a little bit.
Africa can have the rain. It'd be nice for me to be sure I could leave my umbrella at home without tempting Murphy the rain god. At least the present overcast isn't rain.
But they're getting snow, not rain.
I have literally never related to a song more
“I will take your lunch away from you”
“I’m having ice cream”
“I just want to sleep”
“I did nothing”
Like what a mood
This
Were you defeated by an old man on the road?
94KX oh you know it
"Be angry and stand there"
- Every Karen asking to speak to the manager
100th like
@@JS-xx7cf Awesome!
lol
295th like
335th like
"I will take your lunch away from you"
But my mommy made that for me
:(
I'm Gonna Give You New Lunch! 🍏🍐🍊🍓🍇🍇🍉🍓🍊🥝🍒🍒 Here You Go!
@d R shiiity
@@littleelena6158 froot
I love the backing vocals! "African hydropower!....hydropooowwweeerr!". Magic.
"I pray to Aaucklaaaaand.... Thaaaaaank youuuu UUUSAAAAA... Oooh I like snooooooow"
I just love the "Oooh I like snooooow" one.
Google Translate: "You cannot seduce hundreds of people."
Politicians: "Watch Me."
_trump_
*Romania's Democratic Socialist Partide would like to know your location*
Exactly, that's what politicians do, by definition
"I did nothing"
Same
#mood
Is it just me or is "On the road I was defeated by an old man" just hilarioussss! LMAO
edit: also at 2:23 i love how the left one is just aggresively eating the icecream in timelapse while the other two are just calmly scooping the ice cream lol
*Compressed Diabetic Watermelon*
Visible Confusion gradually!
your username checks out
*compressed diabetic gradually watermelon*
Gradually compressed diabetic watermelon
Your username is perfect
He came to me with a voice!
"Be angry and STaaaAAaND there!"
Said any kindergartner when they are told something and then are angry, and then have to confess.
"I just want to sleep" Every adult and school person ever
Christina Vernon u mean student?
I think teachers count too
@@JayfeatherBlackstar exactly... *adult*
*school person*
Nope. It's every person ever.
Why isn't anyone talking about how amazing her voice sounds?
I preferred her early works that didn’t sell out to the alcohol and ice cream industries. I’m glad she’s at least promoting the learning and fighting capacity of older people.
And the value of hydropower produced in Africa.
David Leader You know that these videos are jokes, right? Or was that comment a joke too?
@@guidingkeyblade7834 it was a joke
Luuk ok, I figured. Just wanted to be sure
@@guidingkeyblade7834 lol
"100 year old students". Guess it's never too late
"I try to feel deep about myself"
I think that line sums up the entirety of the song. Most songs really.
YEARS later...
still one of my favorie malinda songs (deserves a re-comment)...
and, well...
MALINDA!!!
GRADUALLY WATERMELON!!!
Is this what a mid life crisis sounds like
I mean most mid life crisis involve a lot of Africa by Toto
this sounds more like my everyday life crisis
That’s pretty much what a mid-life crisis sounds like ,except on bourbon and vicodin then you hear it in b flat
CopyRightedSnake It involves a lot of rain too...
So the watermelon gradually became diabetic. It's all connected, i see.
Ohhh that makes sense
It may have diabetes now, but the watermelon shall never dies
#WEAREALLGRADUALLYWATERMELONS
And compressed
Lmao
Diabetes Is not available for sale!
"There are multiple Madagascars?"
"Yes. Four movies, three short films, and two animated series. Just to name a few."
There's also at least one video game.
4 movies? Is that Penguins movie counted???
@@Shayhammowolf i think so.
And an island.
"and the subtitles have been written"
she broke the 4th wall
Clearly, you can seduce hundreds of people. You just have to try really, REALLY hard. Or just be Malinda and be awesome.
Wait... 12 hours ago !?
@@FoxEllaAnimation ikr I was confused the first time I saw that on a different video apparently they must be a patreon supporter
Or be Barney Stinson
I'm actually a Time Lord. Shhhh....
@@TelynEthuil my apologies
Great time Lord please don't kill me.
As somebody who has lived in Africa for several years. Yeah, this makes sense.
Watch out for the Madagascars.
*who took your lunch though?*
I'm having Ice cream.
@@QuikThinx_AllThots what about that quartz who talks about anime making compressed Diabetic watermelon?
100 old students
I did nothing
"You cannot seduce hundreds of people"
Me, a sims player: just watch me
Edit, like 3 years later:
Im glad to see my dumbass 13yo self's comment has managed to accrue this much traffic. Probably the greatest acheivement in my vastly underwhelming life to date 💀
*casts mass suggestion-*
Can relate
Same :>
*this. Is life... And true*
Me, a bard:
“BE ANGRY AND STAND THERE”
As someone who gets in way too many arguments on roblox, this advice helped me so much.
1:11 "you can't seduce hundreds of people" these lyrics are lies!
You missed the " I just want to sleep " part
YeAH REAVER DOES IT ALL THE FECKIN TIME
Jack Harkness: "Hold my Beer"
Bill Cosby: hold my beer
True. Don't believe, well then let me intrudes you to Loki from the MCU
*"Don't eat dogs!"*
Thanks for telling us that, Teacher!
C4lsie Gacha google translator is. A 3 year old teacher
*Actually, people do indeed eat dogs* 😂😂😂 Seriously. I'm not joking.
@@allknowingpineapple4112 ahhahahahaha, 😂😂😂😂
“I pray to Auckland for the rain”
“Thank you for the rain of the USA”
“I like the snow in Africa”
Me: Apparently Google Translate wants it to snow in Africa. Also, Auckland is now a rain god in charge of the rain in the USA.
It really does rain a lot in Auckland.
Why or course, all those things are always true since like the beginning of time. Y'see, Google is a big company, which means it has to feel a certain way about the starving kids down in Africa. If it started snowing there, the snow would melt into rain and cause fruit to grow, alleviating the hunger problem so Google could make their translator less dumb.
Actually, interesting fact: it does actually snow in Africa. Mount Kilimanjaro is only one example of this. Skiing is very popular in some places of Africa. It snows on the Drakensberge every year. I live in South Africa and it snowed here once when I was in third grade.
As someone who did live in Auckland for many years i can say it most definitely rains there a lot.
@@commanderjae9888 I knew there couldn't be a continent where it doesn't snow.
"100 year old students"
Everyone after lockdown going back to school
"I'm having ice cream, time to get drunk" so basically you want me to have an alcoholic float?
Never liked a Coke Float so doubt I would like an Alcoholic Float
Prince Yami Uchiha Cosplay yeah. Can't really mix alcohol and ice cream... It gives nasty burps lol
I feel like Google Translate needs to sing "We Built This City" or "Take On Me" x3
both
Both
Hungry Like The Wolf would be pretty funny too.
Holy shit great choices
Yes.
Actually it does snow in Africa - there is permanent snow on the top of Mt Kilimanjaro! Thanks to global warming get it while stocks last.
PS Great job on a classic song!
It's not uncommon for snow to fall in Lesotho either
There was also snow in the Sahara, but tis is really rare: www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-africa-42627090/snow-falls-in-the-sahara-desert
Apparently it did snow in South Africa recently: facebook.com/moyaplaneta/posts/1873487262704713?__xts__[0]=68.ARAw6Aggku_Kumu-Ueqijbb4xtw0JxpiLiu-28fJJQlJ2-nAykqS3XLyCSEQzAHRDHzkUddWKAldRQqzO4AEswOXRVlwlhv7JxK_fvQOkD4HcwV5XkAkGSGLD4KKB5PJL_VRlRkmRnwN6LZOaavcEmwGH0l231lNfaCOh7NcAiuFHxzVsad6IA&__tn__=-R
They never said anything about no snow in Africa, mate. She just said that it was the wrong weather
No mate she queries it at 2:48 . We can discuss it over ice cream if you like!
Make sure you all watch Malinda's new video Fearless from her new album Love Letter, it's fab!
ruclips.net/video/tdykGWbIck0/видео.html
I need this on Spotify! Love this.
I agree
Google translate: You cannot seduce hundreds of people.
Malinda: Watch me.
*"you just try me, bitch"*
"You can not seduce hundreds of people"
Well sure, not with that attitude.
I know, right? That line sounded like a CHALLENGE, to me. :P (Not that I personally would do that...but I know of people who could.)
Charlie Sheen: "Hold my tiger blood".
Barney Stinson: challenge accepted
Shrek: Bet
Oh really?
0:20 "Listening to Quartz rocks" made me laugh so much because I've been binge-watching Steven Universe for the last few days 😅🤣😂
Blumberg Universe you mean?
Yay a fellow fan!💜💙💚💛
Sarah Panther Google knows 👀
And on that show, listening to (the son of) Quartz definitely rocks.
Bless you, you and I are holy spirits.