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  • @twistedtranslations
    @twistedtranslations  6 лет назад +2829

    Y'ALL LOVE LETTER COMES OUT TOMORROW and some of you can already hear it because time zones but OMG!! Pre-order here if you haven't already, I cannot WAIT to share this with you. xxx apple.co/2MHtbIF

    • @nameiswind9524
      @nameiswind9524 6 лет назад +8

      Definitely gonna share this with my country... Love from India ❤️

    • @OctJean
      @OctJean 6 лет назад +11

      Translator Fails “Don’t eat dogs, I just want to sleep, go away and let me sleep” Sounds like a mom’s life motto to me!

    • @Dovey_wovey
      @Dovey_wovey 6 лет назад +2

      Thx

    • @ZVK0
      @ZVK0 6 лет назад +1

      Hi malinda.... Shame I live in England 😭 😭.... 5th reply

    • @louiskirchel6602
      @louiskirchel6602 6 лет назад +1

      Translator Fails could you do Birdy: growing pains please I reckon it'll sound amazing especially with your voice 😊

  • @erviatangerine5108
    @erviatangerine5108 6 лет назад +7799

    "I'm having ice cream. Time to get drunk."
    "I just want to sleep"
    "I did nothing" this song sounds like my life

  • @JayHartin
    @JayHartin 5 лет назад +2832

    "You cannot seduce hundreds of people"
    Not with that attitude.

    • @iscopeurmum2094
      @iscopeurmum2094 4 года назад +78

      Tell that to Shrek, Ricardo Milos (or whatever his name is), Moto Moto, and Keanu Reeves

    • @JJ-yf9nk
      @JJ-yf9nk 4 года назад +7

      copy .-.

    • @temmiemew
      @temmiemew 4 года назад +11

      Oh shit i interpreted that as really deep but its probably not

    • @adromea5628
      @adromea5628 4 года назад +16

      BARD INTENSIFIES

    • @hahano6054
      @hahano6054 4 года назад +9

      Well, clearly you arent a bard

  • @wes7706
    @wes7706 5 лет назад +5197

    *D I A B E T I C W A T E R M E L O N*

    • @Boundwithflame23
      @Boundwithflame23 5 лет назад +420

      Gradually diabetic watermelon

    • @paulwagstaff5373
      @paulwagstaff5373 5 лет назад +67

      One of my fave lines of it tbh.

    • @iainmawhinney8867
      @iainmawhinney8867 5 лет назад +169

      ( g r a d u a l l y w a t e r m e l o n )

    • @blubee2289
      @blubee2289 5 лет назад +100

      Ahh gradually watermelon reference in the background

    • @OwenUtleyTRO
      @OwenUtleyTRO 5 лет назад +77

      *_COMPRESSEDDIABETICWATERMELON_*

  • @irondaughter214
    @irondaughter214 2 года назад +399

    As a woman named Ali, I felt personally reassured that I am doing a good job. Why thank you Google Translate.

    • @Jean-Rin28
      @Jean-Rin28 Год назад +22

      You’re still doing a good job. Keep it up.

    • @ts3544
      @ts3544 8 месяцев назад +9

      We love you, Ali!

    • @jayfeather8023
      @jayfeather8023 7 месяцев назад +3

      This is so wholesome lmao-

    • @Imjustkendall
      @Imjustkendall 4 месяца назад +3

      UR DOIN GREAT ALI

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 Месяц назад +1

      You’re doing such a good job!!

  • @LynMusic
    @LynMusic 6 лет назад +6347

    "I'm having ice cream. Time to get drunk."
    That's just me after work every day

    • @David_Thompson
      @David_Thompson 6 лет назад +62

      Just had some ice cream with cherry pie and strawberries - yup I'm living the dream! ; )
      and I'm DEFINITELY not eating Dogs!!

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 6 лет назад +55

      Huh. Reminds me of the SpongeBob movie where they got drunk after eating too much ice cream.

    • @charmenietraumtor5671
      @charmenietraumtor5671 6 лет назад +54

      "I did nothing....I just want to sleep"

    • @MaskinJunior
      @MaskinJunior 6 лет назад +10

      At the Royal Institute of Technology we developed a process of freeze-distill low alcoholic beverage into hard liquor.

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 6 лет назад +3

      MaskinJunior that sounds like a chemistry experiment gone wrong.

  • @AaronTheBlackDragon
    @AaronTheBlackDragon 6 лет назад +3190

    Stealing lunch, eating ice cream and getting drunk. Count me in.

    • @nylesung3038
      @nylesung3038 6 лет назад +13

      AaronTheBlackDragon AYY LMAO

    • @slurpiegames
      @slurpiegames 6 лет назад +38

      XD what about the new 100 year old students???

    • @crown4212
      @crown4212 6 лет назад +18

      @@slurpiegames I think you mean the immortal apprentices mwahahhahahahhhahahahaha (lol jk)

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 6 лет назад +18

      Yes
      * proceeds to get beat upp by the elderly*

    • @Beninos
      @Beninos 6 лет назад +1

      yesh

  • @julianWmontgomery
    @julianWmontgomery 6 лет назад +468

    There are multiple Madagascars!
    1. Madagascar
    2. Madagascar: Escape To Africa
    3. Madagascar: Europe's Most Wanted
    The more you know!

  • @karsentube13yt
    @karsentube13yt 3 года назад +602

    Twisted translations: “Don’t eat dogs”
    Me, eating a hot dog: * awkward silence *

  • @shefaf
    @shefaf 6 лет назад +1730

    "I will take your lunch away from you" bad move, google. Don't you dare

  • @artrimes3263
    @artrimes3263 4 года назад +1872

    "Be angry and stand there"
    My little sister when she doesn't get her way

    • @liampalomar2772
      @liampalomar2772 4 года назад +6

      Same

    • @multiverse19
      @multiverse19 4 года назад +6

      I have a brother but when I was middle school all the little girls would stand like that it was a combined school and I can tell that is the truest thing. 😂😂

    • @geekygirl2596
      @geekygirl2596 4 года назад +6

      Are you sure we aren't related? Maybe I have another older sister I don't know about yet?

    • @Mark_Master1
      @Mark_Master1 4 года назад +1

      Yes me too

    • @artrimes3263
      @artrimes3263 4 года назад +2

      Btw, im male

  • @grace5033
    @grace5033 5 лет назад +1825

    "I will take your lunch away from you"
    "I'm having ice cream"
    "I just want to sleep"
    "I did nothing"
    me literally every day tho...

  • @DaPeanutButter
    @DaPeanutButter 3 года назад +689

    "You can not seduce hundreds of people!"
    Me: "I cant even seduce one."

  • @brithebi7342
    @brithebi7342 5 лет назад +588

    “TIME TO GET DRUNK”
    Google, I’m pretty sure you already did that

    • @g.s.651
      @g.s.651 5 лет назад +21

      It’s too drunk to remember getting drunk.

    • @gowzahr
      @gowzahr 5 лет назад +3

      We've gotten drunk yes, but what about second drunk?

    • @lalollabridge
      @lalollabridge 5 лет назад

      YESSSSSS BOIIIII

    • @dexter2392
      @dexter2392 5 лет назад +1

      Google Translate is drunk 365/24.

  • @inkblotCrisis
    @inkblotCrisis 6 лет назад +452

    "And the subtitles will be written."
    *IT KNOWS*

  • @sierra2846
    @sierra2846 5 лет назад +1404

    "There are multiple Madagascars?"
    Have you not seen the movies? 😂

  • @jjjjjj402
    @jjjjjj402 6 лет назад +3941

    Stages of watermelon: Gradually, and diabetic

    • @3eijin
      @3eijin 6 лет назад +233

      Gradually Diabetic Watermelon.

    • @TereRoxy
      @TereRoxy 6 лет назад +167

      Gradually, compressed and diabetic😂

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 6 лет назад +99

      You forgot about the compressed watermelons.

    • @vynbit
      @vynbit 6 лет назад +7

      SuperNerdNathan GDW.

    • @Jace458
      @Jace458 6 лет назад +54

      indeed you gradually become a Cristemopois diaosomia dibesi compressed diabetic watermelon

  • @123breezygirl
    @123breezygirl 4 года назад +1947

    "Anime, cristemopois diasomnia dibesi compressed diabetic watermelon..."
    Well, what else DID you expect the quartz rocks to say? :)

    • @SheepdogSmokey
      @SheepdogSmokey 4 года назад +90

      Well, it is a rather solid comment.

    • @izzyd6894
      @izzyd6894 4 года назад +116

      The quarts rocks are drunk and they just want to sleep ;)

    • @thefavoured1411
      @thefavoured1411 4 года назад +58

      @@izzyd6894 And they're having ice cream.

    • @izzyd6894
      @izzyd6894 4 года назад +35

      The Favoured
      And they brought me some random lunch...?

    • @thefavoured1411
      @thefavoured1411 4 года назад +17

      @@izzyd6894 Now some rando's trying to take it away.

  • @mercedestejeda5714
    @mercedestejeda5714 6 лет назад +2328

    From the creators of "Gradually Watermelon" now coming to cinemas: "Diabetic Watermelon, a thrilling sequel".

  • @TTWackyDog
    @TTWackyDog 3 года назад +324

    “I’m eating ice cream” “Time to get drunk” My college experience in a nutshell.

  • @rileyli6174
    @rileyli6174 4 года назад +2435

    -"Gonna take some time to do the things we never had"-
    *"I did nothing"*
    Me in quarantine

    • @debbiewolfe1872
      @debbiewolfe1872 4 года назад +39

      Don't eat dogs

    • @volntyr3268
      @volntyr3268 4 года назад +5

      LOL

    • @urSinKhal
      @urSinKhal 3 года назад +9

      now i'm sad again about it

    • @acreativename7999
      @acreativename7999 3 года назад +16

      "Let's get drunk"

    • @gamevoid3684
      @gamevoid3684 3 года назад +5

      You did something writing this comment, you woke up, your breathing, you walked places, you ate something. Therefore you did thing's.

  • @kennymartin5976
    @kennymartin5976 4 года назад +422

    I love how every time, good ol google has an existential crisis.

    • @minusmiles222
      @minusmiles222 4 года назад +4

      Kenny Martin
      I love how this comment is underrated XD

    • @txaianapm8378
      @txaianapm8378 2 года назад

      "Time to geeeeeeeet drUUUUUUuuuuUUUUUuuunk!"

  • @baileyryan6958
    @baileyryan6958 4 года назад +399

    Bully: "I'll take your lunch away from you."
    Me: "That's okay, I'm having ice cream."

    • @garrothhogonokami
      @garrothhogonokami 3 года назад +9

      FINALLY I COMMENT ON THIS XD.. with the exact same thoughts as me!!

    • @kidkrowtaylor
      @kidkrowtaylor Год назад

      Time to get drunk

  • @aprilplays2082
    @aprilplays2082 3 года назад +122

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    That one person at work: I will take your lunch away from you!

  • @Gankhisprawn
    @Gankhisprawn 6 лет назад +456

    Taking someone's lunch, seducing hundreds of people, having ice cream, and getting drunk. Sounds like a pretty normal Tuesday.

    • @FletcherCat
      @FletcherCat 6 лет назад +30

      Forgot wanting to sleep after

    • @posteriori
      @posteriori 6 лет назад +16

      Forgot African hydropower

    • @coolhorselover234
      @coolhorselover234 6 лет назад +10

      That is one heck of a party XD

    • @butterflytaster5553
      @butterflytaster5553 6 лет назад +16

      Don't forget battling a random old man in the middle of the African plains.

    • @emiledlund9559
      @emiledlund9559 4 года назад +1

      Chirpz I am not sure there is enough water in Africa for Hydropower

  • @yfsdf
    @yfsdf 5 лет назад +865

    "African hydropower
    I pray to Auckland for the rain
    Thank you for the rain of the USA
    I like snow in Africa"
    LOL.

    • @svenplays4176
      @svenplays4176 5 лет назад +9

      I'm going to die of laughter 😂😂😂

    • @TheRealJackOfTrades
      @TheRealJackOfTrades 5 лет назад +5

      Take some from norway

    • @TheRealJackOfTrades
      @TheRealJackOfTrades 5 лет назад +3

      Norway doesn't need ANY more snow

    • @watcher1258
      @watcher1258 5 лет назад +3

      At least they got the Hydro power part right :)

    • @svenmorgenstern9506
      @svenmorgenstern9506 5 лет назад +4

      Pretty sure that white stuff at Kilimanjaro's summit is, um, frozen precipitation. 😁

  • @nicholasrolo886
    @nicholasrolo886 4 года назад +720

    "There are multiple Madagascar's!?"
    "Yep"

    • @ciudad-del-mar
      @ciudad-del-mar 4 года назад +18

      "There is no need for an apostrophe in 'Madagascars'?"
      "Actually, that's true."

    • @L_Massey
      @L_Massey 4 года назад +48

      Actually there's 4 Madagascar
      1 country 3 moives

    • @isavanoosten3928
      @isavanoosten3928 3 года назад +5

      @@L_Massey Lol

    • @L_Massey
      @L_Massey 3 года назад +3

      Wuts so funny

    • @standardofexcellence
      @standardofexcellence 3 года назад

      Yea, that stupid animated film

  • @allicat276
    @allicat276 3 года назад +685

    “I know Alli is doing a good job”
    Me: aw, thx

    • @k4zperr
      @k4zperr 3 года назад +50

      YOU'RE DOING A GOOD JOB ALLI

    • @doloresgronenberg5882
      @doloresgronenberg5882 3 года назад +41

      *YOU CAN DO IT ALLI, DON'T GIVE UP!*

    • @vcreativeart16
      @vcreativeart16 3 года назад +38

      *YOU ARE DOING GOOD ALLI!*

    • @k4zperr
      @k4zperr 3 года назад +30

      Alli I'm back to remind you you're still doing a good job!

    • @allicat276
      @allicat276 3 года назад +39

      Thank you guys for the support!

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 6 лет назад +745

    "I want to sleep"
    Don't we all? 😂

  • @staygeee
    @staygeee 4 года назад +729

    “I bless the rains down in Africa”
    Google translate: “No i’m having ice cream”

    • @EskChan19
      @EskChan19 4 года назад +13

      To be fair, ice cream is better than rain, i agree with google there.

    • @SinisterAlex
      @SinisterAlex 4 года назад +2

      Randy19 so ur saying that ice cream is better than a natural source we need in our lives?

    • @hystericallover5989
      @hystericallover5989 4 года назад +3

      Wolfixx nah bro, sugary diabeetus inducing cold cream is way better

    • @dhakahealth5935
      @dhakahealth5935 4 года назад +6

      The rains have blessed Africa with ice cream when it rains.
      *books ticket to Africa for flight during rainy season*

    • @charlottefabulous2750
      @charlottefabulous2750 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @kal_cite
    @kal_cite 5 лет назад +947

    "I did nothing"
    *YOU TOOK MY LUNCH AND SUNG ABOUT IT*

    • @DiscoTimelordASD
      @DiscoTimelordASD 4 года назад +12

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @magscovers8924
      @magscovers8924 4 года назад +34

      And presumably had your ice cream too.

    • @nicksheeder1757
      @nicksheeder1757 4 года назад +13

      Blaikal Gaming ツ and your wine and got drunk

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 4 года назад +10

      Unless you're a 100 year old student, you're lying. Or you ate ice cream and got drunkm

    • @Zerodoesntknow
      @Zerodoesntknow 4 года назад +5

      Well you need to be told not eat dogs so...

  • @daynamorris2399
    @daynamorris2399 3 года назад +538

    "You cannot seduce hundreds of people"
    Bards: challenge accepted

  • @Steveofthejungle8
    @Steveofthejungle8 6 лет назад +399

    Yes there’s multiple Madagascars, they made three movies, a penguin spin off movie, and two tv shows

    • @starflame1174
      @starflame1174 6 лет назад +1

      True

    • @randompineapple
      @randompineapple 6 лет назад +1

      and many shorts and references

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 6 лет назад +1

      My sister's ringtone is from one of the Madagascar movies: Afro Circus

    • @TheLonliestBagel
      @TheLonliestBagel 6 лет назад

      ThatDominoIng that one doesn’t matter tho

  • @uglebeffus
    @uglebeffus 5 лет назад +309

    "I'm having ice cream"
    Yeah, because it was in my lunch.
    The one that you stole.

    • @FluffyOrionlol
      @FluffyOrionlol 5 лет назад +2

      You beat me to it

    • @ududusjjs
      @ududusjjs 5 лет назад +5

      Time to get drunk

    •  5 лет назад +6

      Gradually diabetes watermelon

    • @AlexTomlinson2013
      @AlexTomlinson2013 5 лет назад +1

      XD I WHEEZED

    • @thequad8945
      @thequad8945 5 лет назад +1

      @Drain Cleaner Well, OF COURSE, how else am I supposed to make beer floats? Oh...wait, rootbeer floats doesn't mean legit beer? XD

  • @linusblanket32
    @linusblanket32 6 лет назад +2978

    I'd love to see a google translated airplane safety demonstration!!
    EDIT: This comment was made before she did the video, please stop telling me she did it already :)

    • @luk3p05-6
      @luk3p05-6 6 лет назад +18

      I hope she does the norweigan airlines one

    • @kelico8407
      @kelico8407 6 лет назад +18

      I suggested this once WHY HASN'T IT HAPPENED!!

    • @shefaf
      @shefaf 6 лет назад +6

      Oh.my.gosh YES

    • @melissakorhonen8509
      @melissakorhonen8509 6 лет назад +4

      Omg yes!😂

    • @wolfsrule100
      @wolfsrule100 6 лет назад +4

      Omg yes!!!!!

  • @andrewgaming10
    @andrewgaming10 3 года назад +60

    “Anime christenopois diaosomia dibesi compressed diabetic watermelon”
    *There is a lot to unpack there*

  • @sameerkewal4256
    @sameerkewal4256 6 лет назад +109

    "I did nothing"
    Same

  • @dxredeviled6880
    @dxredeviled6880 5 лет назад +1326

    “I just want to sleep”
    Relatable

  • @leothecat9230
    @leothecat9230 6 лет назад +547

    Yeah there are 3 Madagascars
    Madagascar
    Madagascar escape 2 Africa
    Madagascar Europe's most wanted

    • @raylenhawk8562
      @raylenhawk8562 6 лет назад +27

      all my respect for this universe has been placed on your shoulders.

    • @Breadman221
      @Breadman221 6 лет назад +17

      You my friend are the absolute best person ever

    • @charmizarrk
      @charmizarrk 6 лет назад +9

      Metal Octive and Madagascar the county

    • @ShrubPlays
      @ShrubPlays 6 лет назад +24

      What about Penguins of Madagascar?

    • @zachlee3204
      @zachlee3204 6 лет назад +7

      Why are you guys debating about how many Madagascars there are??

  • @keiragryniewicz8198
    @keiragryniewicz8198 3 года назад +311

    "Stand there and be angry" this is how to be a Karen

    • @maddie28
      @maddie28 3 года назад +21

      Or toddler. Same thing, really

    • @ARandomSpace
      @ARandomSpace 3 года назад +3

      @@maddie28 As a child, I can sadly say this is true.

    • @umalazoff5905
      @umalazoff5905 2 года назад

      @d R Karen brewer

    • @cubicfee
      @cubicfee 2 года назад +2

      @d R My late friend Karen changed the name people were calling her to "Rain". She passed last year as a kidney transplant patient, years after her transplant. Her wife died a few months after her as well. Broken heart syndrome is real, people! Oh, Karen was not the typical Karen screeching at the top of her voice. She could not get out to the grocery stores as she could not be around people because of the risks to her health. Even I as a good friend who loved her, could not go visit!

    • @eboii731
      @eboii731 2 года назад +1

      @@cubicfee I'm so sorry for you

  • @snoovian7951
    @snoovian7951 6 лет назад +113

    *I LIVE IN AUCKLAND* and thanks for the rain.........

    • @stormrain6937
      @stormrain6937 6 лет назад +12

      Also actually live in Auckland and think we could do with less rain. Hope praying to Auckland for the rain removes it

    • @snoovian7951
      @snoovian7951 6 лет назад +7

      Yeah I agree

    • @Mirality
      @Mirality 6 лет назад +3

      Same here. But summer's getting closer, which should cut it back a little bit.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 6 лет назад +2

      Africa can have the rain. It'd be nice for me to be sure I could leave my umbrella at home without tempting Murphy the rain god. At least the present overcast isn't rain.

    • @Mirality
      @Mirality 6 лет назад +1

      But they're getting snow, not rain.

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 6 лет назад +611

    0:12 "All of the African languages"?... Oh my, we're in for a good one

    • @maggie-zr5ni
      @maggie-zr5ni 6 лет назад +26

      Gerben van Straaten well you’re not wrong

    • @arvinroidoatienza7082
      @arvinroidoatienza7082 6 лет назад +30

      A lot, actually. Theres Arabic, Afrikaans, Sesotho, Zulu, Igbo, Yoruba, Chichewa, Swahili, Xhosa (Wakandan)

    • @shinyumbreon194
      @shinyumbreon194 6 лет назад +8

      ArvinRoido Atienza Somali?

    • @natanoj16
      @natanoj16 6 лет назад +16

      There are over 50 different African languages

    • @tocov
      @tocov 6 лет назад +13

      I'm surprised there was no clicking and hissing in this song.

  • @ryantrue4844
    @ryantrue4844 6 лет назад +510

    Go away I want to sleep is me every single morning but this song definitely made today better!

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar 6 лет назад +4

      Put it on a shirt, please!

  • @quarkmolotov1049
    @quarkmolotov1049 3 года назад +43

    "I will take your lunch away from you" I want a shirt of that

    • @RedRöter2714
      @RedRöter2714 3 года назад +2

      I would need that shirt, I always steal the lunch of my friend (dw I give her money for it)

  • @A_l_i
    @A_l_i 3 года назад +1294

    (1:51) "I know Ali is doing a good job."
    Why, thank you.
    Edit: I look through my comment history and damn, that's a lot of nice replies. Never knew the internet could be this nice.
    Also, ​ @aliabdallah102, you're doing a great job too. 👍

    • @Andreww1080p
      @Andreww1080p 3 года назад +29

      Loll

    • @evenmattias
      @evenmattias 3 года назад +110

      KEEP DOING A GREAT JOB ALI. WE FUCKING LOVE YOU😘

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 года назад +61

      Good job Ali!

    • @alikoroglu6030
      @alikoroglu6030 3 года назад +21

      Heh

    • @HaecceitasQuidditas
      @HaecceitasQuidditas 3 года назад +28

      I scrolled down and looked for a comment like this after listening to that part of the song. Good job!

  • @AllenorLP
    @AllenorLP 5 лет назад +1023

    Song: "I can't seduce hundreds of people"
    Malinda: "hold my ice cream"

    • @ayycardinal6802
      @ayycardinal6802 5 лет назад +3

      gr8 comment

    • @kittykister7027
      @kittykister7027 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @benw9949
      @benw9949 5 лет назад +5

      Why does the watermelon have diabetes? Is it from seducing hundreds of people or taking their lunch away? And were all those hundreds of people having ice cream for lunch? -- o many unanswered questions here....

    • @mathiasrmer3305
      @mathiasrmer3305 5 лет назад +1

      Really ? that cow ?

    • @jugoslavayugaya
      @jugoslavayugaya 5 лет назад +4

      @@mathiasrmer3305 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

  • @bleptomaniac
    @bleptomaniac 5 лет назад +1258

    Don't eat dogs
    I just want to sleep
    When you're at a sleepover at 3am and your friend is starting to ask weird philosophical questions

    • @bloomingallium
      @bloomingallium 5 лет назад +10

      @@theincredibleisabelle Dude. Not funny, but accurate.

    • @thisaccountisembarrassingi4429
      @thisaccountisembarrassingi4429 5 лет назад +6

      @@theincredibleisabelle Go away and let me sleep

    • @jeongna
      @jeongna 5 лет назад +7

      WTF THAT EXACT PART PLAYED AS SOON AS I STARTED READING THIS COMMENT

    • @awesomesauce_3516
      @awesomesauce_3516 5 лет назад +8

      Weirdly relatable

    • @oliviarouse2361
      @oliviarouse2361 4 года назад +2

      I feel like there’s a real life story behind this one.....

  • @Floydthefuckbag
    @Floydthefuckbag 6 лет назад +62

    "Don't eat dogs. I just want to sleep." Relatable lyrics.

    • @mason4700
      @mason4700 6 лет назад +7

      I too find myself telling people not to eat dogs on a daily basis

  • @aria_shi
    @aria_shi 3 года назад +86

    Is it just me or is "On the road I was defeated by an old man" just hilarioussss! LMAO
    edit: also at 2:23 i love how the left one is just aggresively eating the icecream in timelapse while the other two are just calmly scooping the ice cream lol

  • @bymaji
    @bymaji 6 лет назад +86

    I live in Africa, and when I saw you translated this into all the African languages, I was all like:
    "Oh no."

  • @aliciabrowne8500
    @aliciabrowne8500 5 лет назад +843

    Just Remember
    *_I Will Take Your Lunch Away From You._*

    • @Vileplume87
      @Vileplume87 5 лет назад +2

      (0 - 0)
      ==🍔🍟🍫 No

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 5 лет назад +11

      And enjoy ice cream in front of us to really rub it in

    • @LilzMay-sk3ew
      @LilzMay-sk3ew 5 лет назад

      How dare you???!!!😂

    • @IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle
      @IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle 5 лет назад

      What no please don't take my lunch lol 😂

    • @rayne4462
      @rayne4462 5 лет назад

      Don’t u dare I’m huungryy 😜😂😋😶

  • @diamondcrusher3373
    @diamondcrusher3373 6 лет назад +580

    "one hundred year old students"
    JESUS CHRIST HOW MANY TIMES HAVE THEY FAILED MATH?!

    • @infinitedragonbellyx.x
      @infinitedragonbellyx.x 6 лет назад +24

      College bruh. Never too old for college.

    • @fabulousbaticorn9991
      @fabulousbaticorn9991 6 лет назад +6

      they just wanted to go in another direction and studied again

    • @hugoguh1
      @hugoguh1 6 лет назад

      94

    • @aynfarika
      @aynfarika 6 лет назад

      Why would they change math is the better question lol

    • @aquawoelfly
      @aquawoelfly 6 лет назад +1

      Math? They never showed up for gym.

  • @501Magnum
    @501Magnum 3 года назад +130

    "You can't seduce hundreds of people"
    Me: you just disproved your own statement...

    • @Roozyj
      @Roozyj 3 года назад +17

      Well, she never said "I can't seduce hundreds of people" ;)

    • @501Magnum
      @501Magnum 3 года назад +5

      @@Roozyj True lmao XD

    • @lucy-gj8lj
      @lucy-gj8lj 2 года назад +1

      Also you: *stabs Malinda which counts as you seducing a bunch of her subscribers*

  • @mossybiscuit4226
    @mossybiscuit4226 6 лет назад +129

    I have literally never related to a song more
    “I will take your lunch away from you”
    “I’m having ice cream”
    “I just want to sleep”
    “I did nothing”
    Like what a mood

  • @joshuakent5821
    @joshuakent5821 4 года назад +667

    "I pray to Auckland for the rain"
    Well now we know why Auckland is constantly raining

  • @mx.sinistxr
    @mx.sinistxr 5 лет назад +1186

    "There are multiple Madagascars?
    Yeah, there's three movies!
    edit: holy crap this actually got 1k likes wth is wrong with you people

    • @tctt185_dg
      @tctt185_dg 5 лет назад +28

      And The Penguins Of Madagascar (movie and tv show).

    • @mx.sinistxr
      @mx.sinistxr 5 лет назад +4

      DavidG185 oh right!

    • @ishopmyface
      @ishopmyface 5 лет назад +3

      unfortunately, only one of them is good

    • @mx.sinistxr
      @mx.sinistxr 5 лет назад +4

      MaJaHo 1111 which one? Personally I like the third one Europe’s Most Wanted the best.

    • @zayerbayer
      @zayerbayer 5 лет назад +8

      first thing i thought when she said that.

  • @waitjoyshere7583
    @waitjoyshere7583 3 года назад +39

    I love how, "Time to do some things we never had" was translated to "Time to get drunk."

  • @soumiu.8264
    @soumiu.8264 4 года назад +265

    “I will take your lunch away from you”
    “I’m having ice cream”
    Sounds like me... hmm

  • @jeangentry6656
    @jeangentry6656 6 лет назад +158

    Google Translate: "You cannot seduce hundreds of people."
    Politicians: "Watch Me."

    • @theoumber6604
      @theoumber6604 5 лет назад +4

      _trump_

    • @epiccrik4521
      @epiccrik4521 5 лет назад +4

      *Romania's Democratic Socialist Partide would like to know your location*

    • @SakuraTaka
      @SakuraTaka 5 лет назад +3

      Exactly, that's what politicians do, by definition

  • @sarahpanther
    @sarahpanther 6 лет назад +214

    0:20 "Listening to Quartz rocks" made me laugh so much because I've been binge-watching Steven Universe for the last few days 😅🤣😂

    • @queenpeppyclaws6676
      @queenpeppyclaws6676 6 лет назад +30

      Blumberg Universe you mean?

    • @heinhtetkyaw1792
      @heinhtetkyaw1792 6 лет назад +8

      Yay a fellow fan!💜💙💚💛

    • @denaejoy612
      @denaejoy612 6 лет назад +5

      Sarah Panther Google knows 👀

    • @RichardX1
      @RichardX1 6 лет назад +10

      And on that show, listening to (the son of) Quartz definitely rocks.

    • @egodeath__
      @egodeath__ 6 лет назад +4

      Bless you, you and I are holy spirits.

  • @wobbegongplaysgames
    @wobbegongplaysgames 3 года назад +54

    "I will take your lunch away from you"
    But my mommy made that for me
    :(

    • @littleelena6158
      @littleelena6158 3 года назад +5

      I'm Gonna Give You New Lunch! 🍏🍐🍊🍓🍇🍇🍉🍓🍊🥝🍒🍒 Here You Go!

    • @GustavoGomes-nn5np
      @GustavoGomes-nn5np 3 года назад

      @d R shiiity

    • @datjasminecat
      @datjasminecat Год назад +1

      @@littleelena6158 froot

  • @eunice6989
    @eunice6989 4 года назад +438

    "Be angry and stand there"
    - Every Karen asking to speak to the manager

  • @FluffyOrionlol
    @FluffyOrionlol 5 лет назад +397

    Africa: time to do the things we never have
    Google translate: time to get drunk
    Me: translate, you are already drunk.

  • @IronycheinPain
    @IronycheinPain 6 лет назад +591

    Before: Gradually watermelon
    After: Diabetic watermelon

  • @clovertherainwing3935
    @clovertherainwing3935 3 года назад +45

    At my school, the senior choir sang this song at one of the assembly’s, but instead of singing along I sang these lyrics instead 🤪

  • @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759
    @cyberneticsquid-godofmassd3759 4 года назад +3611

    "You cannot seduce hundreds of people"
    Me, a sims player: just watch me
    Edit, like 3 years later:
    Im glad to see my dumbass 13yo self's comment has managed to accrue this much traffic. Probably the greatest acheivement in my vastly underwhelming life to date 💀

  • @kelleeason9178
    @kelleeason9178 5 лет назад +445

    Best quotes:
    "Be angry and stand there."
    "On the road I was defeated by an old man."
    "I will take your lunch away from you."
    "I'm having ice cream."
    "...Don't eat dogs."
    "100 year old students."
    "I did nothing."

    • @ace6907
      @ace6907 4 года назад +9

      what about "gradually watermelon"?

    • @wendyleeconnelly2939
      @wendyleeconnelly2939 4 года назад +5

      just regular everyday instructions

    • @motis1837
      @motis1837 4 года назад +9

      “Diabetic watermelon” is pretty funny, “don’t eat dogs, I want to sleep” is my mood 23% of the time.

    • @soumiu.8264
      @soumiu.8264 4 года назад +2

      Kelle Eason what about compressed diabetic watermelon

    • @ismirdochegal4804
      @ismirdochegal4804 4 года назад +4

      Google: "Of course this is just one of Madagascar"
      Malinda: "There are multiple Madagascars?"
      Also her: "Yup!"

  • @laniedragon
    @laniedragon 5 лет назад +1731

    "Be angry and stand there." Protesting in a nutshell.

  • @RS250Squid
    @RS250Squid 3 года назад +26

    One of the most awesome things about Africa was the melodies in the singing. And I don't think I've ever heard any more awesome version than three Malinda's triumphantly singing *I'm having Iceeeeeeeeeeeeee Creeeeeeammmmmmm"*
    This just puts me in a good mood :D.

  • @RoanNebunescu
    @RoanNebunescu 6 лет назад +75

    I feel like Google Translate needs to sing "We Built This City" or "Take On Me" x3

  • @crucidon3200
    @crucidon3200 5 лет назад +261

    I think the best line for me is how 'I bless the rains down in Africa' became 'I'm having ice cream'.

    • @notagamer2452
      @notagamer2452 5 лет назад +17

      I think Google wants people to eat more ice cream so there will be rain in Africa

    • @jeanette8943
      @jeanette8943 4 года назад +5

      @@notagamer2452 I'm willing to do that! Lmao!

  • @Christinavernon2382
    @Christinavernon2382 6 лет назад +138

    "I just want to sleep" Every adult and school person ever

  • @idleteen4276
    @idleteen4276 3 года назад +37

    Why isn't anyone talking about how amazing her voice sounds?

  • @itspenguin7187
    @itspenguin7187 5 лет назад +461

    I have waited my entire life to hear the words
    *_C O M P R E S S E D D I A B E T I C W A T E R M E L O N_*

    • @guidingkeyblade7834
      @guidingkeyblade7834 5 лет назад +9

      ItsPenguin
      G
      Gr
      Gra
      Grad
      Gradu
      Gradua
      Gradual
      Graduall
      Gradually
      Gradually W
      Gradually Wa
      Gradually Wat
      Gradually Wate
      Gradually Water
      Gradually Waterm
      Gradually Waterme
      Gradually Watermel
      Gradually Watermelo
      Gradually Watermelon

    • @microwaveoven6942
      @microwaveoven6942 4 года назад +3

      In the distance, you hear the words.. *"Gradually Watermelon"*

    • @gamingcompagnie8996
      @gamingcompagnie8996 4 года назад +1

      Cristemopois diaosomia dibesi compressed diabetic watermelon

    • @CaptPatrick01
      @CaptPatrick01 4 года назад

      That sounds like a modern version of a Shakespearean insult.

  • @hanlea55
    @hanlea55 5 лет назад +1564

    "You cannot seduce hundreds of people"
    Um.. Malinda that is exactly what you're doing

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 лет назад +16

      MsHanna I feel the same way

    • @ErikJensenDetroit
      @ErikJensenDetroit 5 лет назад +64

      Maybe it's saying that she can't merely seduce *hundreds* of people, because she's successfully seducing tens of thousands instead!

    • @ArtisticSin
      @ArtisticSin 5 лет назад +12

      Erik Jensen yaassssss

    • @denja964
      @denja964 5 лет назад +10

      Read this as she said it

    • @Incadazant01
      @Incadazant01 5 лет назад +7

      @@ErikJensenDetroit You are in fact correct.

  • @ricardorivas33225
    @ricardorivas33225 6 лет назад +56

    "100 year old students". Guess it's never too late

  • @theratsquad5600
    @theratsquad5600 3 года назад +11

    "100 year old students"
    Everyone after lockdown going back to school

  • @susanwilliams2392
    @susanwilliams2392 6 лет назад +410

    This song is literally ALL about being 20-something.
    Don't believe me? Well there's the obvious drunk-ice-cream, and trying to feel deep about yourself. And of course slightly questionable geographic knowledge.
    But think about the other lines... Most of us still slogging through a degree feel like hundred-year-old students.
    And who hasn't tried to create social change, but been defeated by an old man in power?
    And if "I think the words have been written and the subtitles have been written" isn't trying to meet a word count, I don't know what is.
    Okay a couple of things don't really make sense, but that is the epitome of being twenty.
    And of course, at the end of your twenties you realise "I did nothing"

    • @susanwilliams2392
      @susanwilliams2392 6 лет назад +44

      And if someone has food, it is ours now

    • @joe-nl9jd
      @joe-nl9jd 6 лет назад +9

      Someone pin this comment

    • @kimjongchungus7548
      @kimjongchungus7548 6 лет назад +8

      That’s Deep

    • @deadpan904
      @deadpan904 6 лет назад +6

      This is fucking deep

    • @albond
      @albond 6 лет назад +13

      Best comment ever. You read so deep into it that it actually makes sense and it's scary

  • @JewelzStudios
    @JewelzStudios 4 года назад +455

    Google translate: Time to get drunk
    Me: YOU ALREADY ARE!

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 4 года назад +6

      Cold_moon google’s drink of choice is wine

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 4 года назад +3

      Evan Jordan no, in most of these, it mentions wine, so I’m saying that google translate is a wine drinker, because of video proof

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 4 года назад +2

      Evan Jordan, but just so you know there is more evidence of wine than anything else, but Google Translate mentions Poland, France, Persia, and countless others, so the fact that it said Russia, doesn’t mean vodka, it means that Google Translate has a thing for countries around the world. also, in the White Christmas (a song) video, it says the lines, “dream of white wine,” proving that GT likes wine

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 4 года назад +1

      Evan Jordan so you don’t care, neither do I, I’m just proving a point, GT is a wine drinker, that has a thing for countries

    • @thecurelover57
      @thecurelover57 4 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @QuikThinx_AllThots
    @QuikThinx_AllThots 4 года назад +309

    As somebody who has lived in Africa for several years. Yeah, this makes sense.
    Watch out for the Madagascars.

    • @ApollosRockstar
      @ApollosRockstar 3 года назад +11

      *who took your lunch though?*

    • @QuikThinx_AllThots
      @QuikThinx_AllThots 3 года назад +7

      I'm having Ice cream.

    • @veeer2255
      @veeer2255 3 года назад +8

      @@QuikThinx_AllThots what about that quartz who talks about anime making compressed Diabetic watermelon?

    • @Helix-dn9oh
      @Helix-dn9oh 3 года назад

      100 old students

    • @QuikThinx_AllThots
      @QuikThinx_AllThots 3 года назад +1

      I did nothing

  • @rainfall1630
    @rainfall1630 3 года назад +22

    1:27 cheers. ill drink to that bro

  • @wodahexe8400
    @wodahexe8400 6 лет назад +295

    “I pray to Auckland for the rain”
    “Thank you for the rain of the USA”
    “I like the snow in Africa”
    Me: Apparently Google Translate wants it to snow in Africa. Also, Auckland is now a rain god in charge of the rain in the USA.

    • @Varout04
      @Varout04 6 лет назад +12

      It really does rain a lot in Auckland.

    • @mitchmarq428
      @mitchmarq428 5 лет назад +9

      Why or course, all those things are always true since like the beginning of time. Y'see, Google is a big company, which means it has to feel a certain way about the starving kids down in Africa. If it started snowing there, the snow would melt into rain and cause fruit to grow, alleviating the hunger problem so Google could make their translator less dumb.

    • @commanderjae9888
      @commanderjae9888 5 лет назад +9

      Actually, interesting fact: it does actually snow in Africa. Mount Kilimanjaro is only one example of this. Skiing is very popular in some places of Africa. It snows on the Drakensberge every year. I live in South Africa and it snowed here once when I was in third grade.

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 5 лет назад +6

      As someone who did live in Auckland for many years i can say it most definitely rains there a lot.

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 5 лет назад +2

      @@commanderjae9888 I knew there couldn't be a continent where it doesn't snow.

  • @nickedmonds4486
    @nickedmonds4486 4 года назад +667

    "You cannot seduce hundreds of people"
    And yet this video has over 64K Likes
    (Updated from 51K in February 2020)

  • @BeanyUndead
    @BeanyUndead 4 года назад +99

    I love the backing vocals! "African hydropower!....hydropooowwweeerr!". Magic.

    • @gael4275
      @gael4275 4 года назад +14

      "I pray to Aaucklaaaaand.... Thaaaaaank youuuu UUUSAAAAA... Oooh I like snooooooow"

    • @txaianapm8378
      @txaianapm8378 2 года назад +3

      I just love the "Oooh I like snooooow" one.

  • @ravingfurryforlife
    @ravingfurryforlife 3 года назад +12

    I need this on Spotify! Love this.

  • @charlessaint7926
    @charlessaint7926 5 лет назад +196

    "There are multiple Madagascars?"
    "Yes. Four movies, three short films, and two animated series. Just to name a few."

  • @NotMyProblem42
    @NotMyProblem42 4 года назад +136

    He came to me with a voice!
    "Be angry and STaaaAAaND there!"

    • @Magmatic07
      @Magmatic07 3 года назад +1

      Said any kindergartner when they are told something and then are angry, and then have to confess.

  • @PeachtreeCorners
    @PeachtreeCorners 6 лет назад +237

    I preferred her early works that didn’t sell out to the alcohol and ice cream industries. I’m glad she’s at least promoting the learning and fighting capacity of older people.

    • @vision4860
      @vision4860 5 лет назад +38

      And the value of hydropower produced in Africa.

    • @guidingkeyblade7834
      @guidingkeyblade7834 5 лет назад +3

      David Leader You know that these videos are jokes, right? Or was that comment a joke too?

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 5 лет назад +13

      @@guidingkeyblade7834 it was a joke

    • @guidingkeyblade7834
      @guidingkeyblade7834 5 лет назад +1

      Luuk ok, I figured. Just wanted to be sure

    • @Iliadic
      @Iliadic 5 лет назад +1

      @@guidingkeyblade7834 lol

  • @FredDino
    @FredDino 3 года назад +25

    "You cannot seduce hundreds of people"
    Bards: "You underestimate my power!"

  • @midorinoatama
    @midorinoatama 6 лет назад +195

    *-Gradually Watermelon-*
    *Compressed Diabetic Watermelon*

  • @TemFromTheTemShop
    @TemFromTheTemShop 4 года назад +166

    “I’m having ice cream”
    Oh *THATS* why your lunch was taken earlier

  • @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve
    @Ace_Up_My_Sleeve 6 лет назад +235

    Google translate: You cannot seduce hundreds of people.
    Malinda: Watch me.

    • @krista_
      @krista_ 5 лет назад +8

      *"you just try me, bitch"*

  • @lunarazie.
    @lunarazie. 3 года назад +10

    "and the subtitles have been written"
    she broke the 4th wall

  • @SpaceCase1701
    @SpaceCase1701 6 лет назад +438

    "You can not seduce hundreds of people"
    Well sure, not with that attitude.

  • @musikjunkie93
    @musikjunkie93 6 лет назад +62

    "I'm having ice cream, time to get drunk" so basically you want me to have an alcoholic float?

    • @PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay
      @PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay 6 лет назад

      Never liked a Coke Float so doubt I would like an Alcoholic Float

    • @musikjunkie93
      @musikjunkie93 6 лет назад

      Prince Yami Uchiha Cosplay yeah. Can't really mix alcohol and ice cream... It gives nasty burps lol

  • @cornap1
    @cornap1 6 лет назад +87

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who has trouble counting 2430 feathers

    • @dominicwilson309
      @dominicwilson309 6 лет назад +6

      You're not alone.

    • @cornap1
      @cornap1 6 лет назад +11

      Eggsandbaconpancakes I am so glad I thought maybe I was weird. I can count to 2429 feathers easily but the 30 trips me up every time

    • @bloggodoggo1383
      @bloggodoggo1383 6 лет назад +3

      Why would you have to count all of the feathers if you already know there are 2430?

    • @cornap1
      @cornap1 6 лет назад +1

      Counting is fun!!!

  • @TheInvisibleCanadia
    @TheInvisibleCanadia 3 года назад +73

    "You cannot seduce hundred of people"
    Malina: *exists*

  • @louthinator
    @louthinator 6 лет назад +358

    1:11 "you can't seduce hundreds of people" these lyrics are lies!

    • @leoluke02
      @leoluke02 5 лет назад +5

      You missed the " I just want to sleep " part

    • @amycipher7276
      @amycipher7276 5 лет назад +2

      YeAH REAVER DOES IT ALL THE FECKIN TIME

    • @TheSpearkan
      @TheSpearkan 5 лет назад +11

      Jack Harkness: "Hold my Beer"

    • @b4ckdoored
      @b4ckdoored 5 лет назад +7

      Bill Cosby: hold my beer

    • @sorashadow9775
      @sorashadow9775 5 лет назад +2

      True. Don't believe, well then let me intrudes you to Loki from the MCU

  • @awkwardshuichikinnie8430
    @awkwardshuichikinnie8430 4 года назад +288

    "I did nothing"
    *YOU MADE 2 MILLION PEOPLE LAUGH*

    • @Just.moemoe
      @Just.moemoe 3 года назад +4

      Actually she made over 70k people laugh

    • @awkwardshuichikinnie8430
      @awkwardshuichikinnie8430 3 года назад +6

      @@Just.moemoe
      *well*
      I’m assuming everyone who watched this laughed

    • @nsa6103
      @nsa6103 3 года назад +1

      GT is a comedier, give her a golden buzz!

    • @shadowwolf1659
      @shadowwolf1659 3 года назад +1

      Make that 2 million and 1

  • @sarabrenna5525
    @sarabrenna5525 6 лет назад +201

    So the watermelon gradually became diabetic. It's all connected, i see.

    • @depressedbacon696
      @depressedbacon696 6 лет назад +4

      Ohhh that makes sense

    • @IsMgb45
      @IsMgb45 6 лет назад +10

      It may have diabetes now, but the watermelon shall never dies
      #WEAREALLGRADUALLYWATERMELONS

    • @SweetflyRachel
      @SweetflyRachel 6 лет назад +4

      And compressed

    • @nabielw
      @nabielw 6 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @user-no3wg1hi1m
      @user-no3wg1hi1m 6 лет назад +4

      Diabetes Is not available for sale!