The Baldening | Just Roll With It #4
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- Опубликовано: 18 мар 2021
- The crew has a very close shave and discovers that some fates are worse than death. Chip fulfills his dreams. Jay loses something important. Gillion smites someone in a very unconventional way.
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@Bizlybebo as Chip
@Slimecicle as Gillion Tidestrider
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"schmove." - by @Shady Cicada
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Thumbnails by Nada - / paincake101
Edited by Ikarus - / kenikarustweet 
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Hey y’all! Here are some time stamps and tw for this episode. Please beware of the spoilers below
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Cw/tw - description of a near death npc’s experience(start of the episode)
0:00 - recap by Jay
1:14 - episode intro, DM sucking in the PCs
2:34 - big lips Grizzly
4:00 - last we left off
6:45 - recap ends
9:45 - trying to cure fainted woman
12:03 - trying to cure a villager
17:31 - out of magic milk
20:47 - talk with the locals regarding the whole situation
25:13 - first social cue Gill picked up on
30:31 - Gill jumps out the window
33:15 - “survival of the fitness”
35:20 - midroll starts
36:40 - midroll ends, bald bandits attack
38:31 - “i don't wanna be bald! DM DON'T MAKE ME BALD”
40:18 - bald fight starts
44:47 - Chip hand turkey slaps the bald head
48:38 - Gil hair slaps man unconscious
53:07 - nat20 on hair shaving
57:16 - Chip bongo slaps people unconscious
59:21 - calling Gods for the hair
1:03:00 - Gill beats hair onto man’s bald head
1:06:23 - Jay’s revenge
1:09:03 - the final slap
1:11:41 - Jay fixing her hair, Chip sabotage (look at that Bizly’s face)
1:13:32 - Jay strikes back
1:14:07 - Mayor creeps up
1:15:00 - episode end, patreon shout out
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Thanks for doing this and I hope you have a wonderful day :D
@@magicjelly4766 thank U! have a lovely time as well :)
Brah they should pay you at this point lol
@@rheegret8405 nah dude im just vibing
@@alfirstar mad respect man
Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign.
Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign.
Truly immaculate,
ᵈᵒ ᶦ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵐᶦˡᵏ ᶦˢ?
It’s my new favorite too
Do you know this guy, called Slmclcc? He sounds a lot like you.
Is no one gonna talk about how sick Gillion's *"You gave me a split end, and I will give you a swift one"* line is? Like PLEASE THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!
charlie's lines are absolutely insane, he's so good at improv
@@jayes_ I remember in one of Grizzlys Anime Voice camp videos someone (in character) said they were about to eat a subway sandwich to which Charlie responded, gun in hand “YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE EATING FRESH BUT YOUR GONNA EAT LEAD BUDDY”
I love how Charlie acts like Gillian being bald is worse than death
It is
it isn't??
it may well be
The only human-headed race that can pull off being bald are Goliaths.
@@f8breaker119 Also old dwarves
“Are you a villain?”
“No, I’m a bald person!”
“What’s the difference?”
Bald
Bald
Bald
Bald
Bald
“You gave me a split end, I shall give you a swift one.” The RAWEST line I have every heard from the fish man my god
are we going to ignore the fact Charlie hair wiped a bald guy so HARD that the bald guy GREW NEW HAIR
I love that they’re all more terrified of being bald than dying
Fashion above all
me
No one:
Zero people:
Not even chip:
Gill: “I MILDLY ENJOY THINE CUT, G!!”
*Thunder claps above as he smacks the bald man.*
Nice pfp and name
@@shrimpymcswimmington728 Well thank you! I quite like shrimp as well. Also, if someone named Sayori, Yuri, or Natsuki ask about me, I am no where.
Im not going to like this just to keep you at 690 likes.
@@shrimpymcswimmington728 the ptsd starts kicking in
Best comment ever
"Can I nonlethally smite someone?" Slimecicle 2021
I can't get over the fact that they just wrecked 5 short bald men
WITH GILLS OWN HAIR! THAT MOMENT WAS GLORIOUS!!!
38:40 and the following minute or more
"DM, PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME BALD! NOT LIKE THIS!"
Lmfaooo I fucking love this moment above anything else, t h a n k you for this perfect moment
no time stamp?...ok, then I'll do it myself. 38:22 is BAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
@@misteriousgamr41 literally just made the edit right as you edited yours smh, thank you for your contribution-
Why was gill dodging an electric razor the most hype moment in the series so far
You want be to believe that Nada *isn't* locked in the JRWI basement forced to draw these cursed thumbnail?
I'm gonna absolutely lose it if they all spend the rest of the campaign looking for bald men for Gill to slap
Love how basically all of this adventure has been slapping bald men
i cannot get over the fact charlie went all out savage over the threat of becoming bald. Gillion just going god mode over his precious locks. fucking crying rn
"You Gave me a Split end, and i will give you a swift one."-Gil
Gillian is the hero of this story and I cannot be convinced otherwise
They are sacrificing hair for power, they are following the steps of saitama and the rock
Ok sure
Oh god will all of them be able to kill everything in one punch, have a good first season, and have a terrible second?
And also replace schmove with something that is more shit yes
I swear to god if nobody animates that bald fight
it was so legendary that at multiple points I began seriously considering changing my entire plan for my life and spending months learning how to draw and animate for it
Broooo it's been 2 years and still I can't find this animated 😭😭 Legit thinking of doing it myself.
@SkellyCass
Do it.
@@GleamDrawz*im doing it*
@@amandanoelle5165 i approve of this statement.
it feels nice to actually keep up with a campaign for once
I know! Actually this is my first ever campaign ive paid attention to and I’m loving it
Goose
@@magicjelly4766 same
@@massiveman8080 cool
i am two days of content behind
Stared at the thumbnail for minutes as its energy penetrated my soul, can't wait for the actual episode now
Mr Charlie Slimecicle has yet to dub this episode Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite epidoe
@Hunter Spears "I dub thee Knight ______" that make sense?
3:51
Charlie knew what was up as soon as Grizzly said that lol
When Gillion said "mayor sus" I really felt that
How is it possible to be jumpscared by a goddamn thumbnail like this?!??
chip looks pretty good tbh
@@Charibolt i mean yeah but GILLION'S LONG FLOWING LOCKS! THEY'RE GONE!
Right? Gillian bald looks too much like Abe from Hellboy.
Edit: *Abe
Their thousand years stare makes me think of Pengu, and this makes me fear for my life.
When we thought The Council was over but they just put it in the main campaign
Grizly: *smiling*
The air in his lungs: Fuck dis shit im out!
53:08 that is the most real yelp of fear I've ever heard
“I’m sure you have... sea cows?”
Me: *gasps* cowfish!
Gillion slapping a bunch of bald men, only to start a fight later on where the party has to avoid becoming bald themselves, and finishing one of the men by headbutting him so hard he *grows hair* is the funniest shit ever. Only in JRWI, baby!
no way, I got here before charlie could talk about how wonderful this episode was
You guys remember the end of bowser's inside story where you mash the button to punch dark bowser one last time? That's how I imagined chip slapping the bald man to end the fight
Don't know why but...Condi is playing this right. And the Story is really good too! Grizzly, man... he is a good DM
Let's not forget the wonderful himbo energy of Gillion, and the constant mischief of Chip
Gillion's 0 initiative in this reminds me of how my friend literally rolled a -1 initiative yesterday. Nat one minus 2, very cool time
This has got to be the best, most entertaining combat encounter of all time. Eat your heart out matt mercer
Nada was right when she said this thumbnail was a visual attack
Nada did an incredible job making the worst thumbnail I've ever seen
It's beautiful
Nada is the best at really good quality cursed and not cursed art
Took those cursed words straight out of my mouth
but why is everyone bald, wait the sign behind griz says bald is that why?
@@poisonxkitten3790 they are bald because they lack hair
Charlie saying "I DON'T WANNA BE BALD" with such desperation immediately dispelled all of the air in my lungs
And so did "I want to smite a bald man with my hair," that was golden
I never thought I could be scared of a thumbnail
Holy shit I haven't watched yet but the thumbnail exudes such a fucking powerful energy
Oh boy, can't wait to be reminded of my already thinning hair and messed up hairline, thanks JRWI :')
*slap* there is no shame here, friend.
slap
Greetings *slap*
*slap* then fix it
when Bizzly C. Pickle slaps that bald guy im just imagining that scene from heroaca when Bakugo grabs a dude's hand to get away from the league. the scene, the energy, the sakuga. thats the vibe of that slap
1:09:34
Chip: I like ya cut G
So, we now know that Gill is a 2nd Level Paladin and 1st Level Divine Soul Sorcerer. That must be where Shape Water is from.
Do we know Chip and Jay's classes?
@@TheEepyMagi Chip is a rogue and Jay is a ranger, but that's the extent of it.
The quote from slimesickle will last throughout my life "DM please don't make me bald"
can't stop won't stop the jrwi grind
Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign
Bizly: Describes a powerful smack with the power of god and anime guiding it
A Mortal Kombat ad proceeds to interrupt it
Coincidence? No.
After seeing the soul piercing gaze of the thumbnail. I gonna need to see, what the fuck happened in this episode. And I’m smiling all the way.
Slimecicle rolling a 0 for initiative and begging for his character to not be bald like he's crying begging for his life to be spared is the funniest shit
using favor of the gods to protect the hair, this is the cutest goofiest shit ever
Why was this intro monologue the saddest
It was so sad, then it just completely devolved
Fitting how this is the episode I listen to while cutting my hair
I can't wait for Gillian to meet King Neptune from the Spongebob movie
For our audio listeners Bizly's hair is popping off more than usual today
charlie rolling zero initiative and then coming out of the fight unharmed except for a split end just shows how powerful you can be if you take care of your hair right
Just finished listening to this elsewhere, you guys are in for a heck of a ride. Enjoy this amazing episode 😅
As always, Chip is 100% of Gillian’s impulse control
I love how Jay's character goes to cut Chip's hair in revenge, this is the DEFINITION of "Fuck around and find out"
Fun fact: I forgot about this for months and when I came back and was remembering what had gone on before, they got to the bald men fight. I was understandingly confused.
WHY IS,,, WHYARE THEY,,, i feel pain.
The Baldening
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1:02:03 “once you were a vegan, but now you will be gone” *headbutts a man to death* - Scott pilgrim energy
Im sorry but Jay doing the intro and saying in a scared voice 'I guess were gonna just have to ... roll with it' had me rolling (pun intended)
Gil's hair quote needs to be put on merch
Omg the whole baldening fight was the best thing ever
Best series ever! I brushed it off a while ago, thinking it wasn't worth my time. But I am now catching up on almost every just roll with it episode!!
100% my favorite podcast ever!
Everyone else's combat: swords, spells, crossbows, bows
Roll With It Combat: slaps and hair whips
gill: nothing scares me *points to electric razor* but that thing it makes me bald
I'm so glad that was the first actual fight of the game
Ok so adding to the Charlie slimecile lore. he is a vacuum cleaner
Make a t shirt sayings:
Keep calm
And eat grelp
g r e l p
this was the first dnd combat i've ever witnessed, and im not disappointed
Spoilers
Timestamps for myself
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0:00 - Intro/Recap
6:42 - Pick Back up
7:57 - Gil is in Hero Mode
9:00 - the DM wink of death
9:40 - she's been stabilized
11:18 - Gil Tries something
13:21 - Am I in love with this man? yes. He's done it.
16:07 - Early days albatrio moment
17:45 - All outta magic Milk
20:51 - Another one
21:53 - Chip struggles to read the room
25:00 - Chip + Gil first disagreement
30:36 - Not. My. Problem. Gil goes through a window
32:43 - Grelp
33:11 - Survival of the Fitness
33:47 - Chip through a window
35:19 - Midroll
36:39 - Bald Encounter, end of Midroll
38:19 - Initiative
38:30 - zero initiative, DM, DM, DOn't make me bALD DM PLEASE
42:03 - Chip's hair takes a slashing
42:33 - Get blinded bitch
45:48 - Hand Turkey
46:56 - Can I nonlethally smite someone?
53:00 - Nat 20 to cut hair
54:35 - oh god chibo no
54:56 - Don't hit my man gillion with the fade bro
58:33 - Bzzzzztt
59:10 - Chip, I fear no enemy but that... That strikes fear into my soul.
1:00:02 - Charlie...
1:01:41 - You gave me a split end, and I will give you a swift one.
1:03:00 - Unbald him
1:05:32 - Jay realizes how insane Gil is
1:09:25 - The final Blow
1:10:34 - Jay mourns a lock of hair
1:12:31 - Sabotage
1:14:03 - Mayor Moment
1:14:46 - End of Session
1:15:02 - Patreon
Gillion’s titles in the Order that they Come Up
Gillion Tidestrider
Moisture Master
Pigeon Lord
Hero of Wheat
I refuse to believe that any dnd campaign can ever top this
What I’ve learned this episode. Super Saiyan hair can be weaponized.
I really wanted someone to say "I like your cut, g" and than slap a guy-
I absolutely love how Gillian jumped out of a window that didn't exist. I don't care that it didn't actually happen, but... it exists as a moment that is utterly hilarious.
JRWI gym spinoff: Survival of the Fitest
Some say Lord of the Rings is the best fantasy series. But deep down we all know its this. A true fantasy experience needs to have a bald menace who cut through the fabrics of morality.
War Crime tally of the series so far: 1
Gillian committed weather manipulation.
FINALLY
58:56 Charlie’s face is the true meaning of despair
I like how grizzly clearly states his intentions in the beginning of the episode
Seeing the thumbnail in my notifs was easily the scariest part of my day
I love it
Lmao imagine bieng bald, couldn't be me
I feel like Gill gets more moist every session and I love it
How was there not a joke about Gillion getting waves???? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
Gotta say as I’ve been watching through these campaigns this has probably been the best and most fun and entertaining cast of main characters of them so far, so glad to see they’re holding the spotlight for such a long journey. I can’t get enough of these 3 and I’m only 4 episodes in.
In the description it says 'Jay loses something important' as flashbacks flashes through my head
Who knew gillian could be this awsome. He may be stupid but he's a nice guy.
1:14:44
The three stages of realization
“Hes.. he’s not laughing?”
“…OH SHIT HES NOT LAUGHING?!”
“ *gasp* “
Jay: Speaking in a depressed and beaten down voice.
The music: Jammin'
Just a reminder that this is technically their first combat-
I like to imagine the head coral protected gillian's hair from the bald men.
I did not expect that I would watch four grown men talk about baldness for an hour today, but I do not regret it.
6:45 is when the campaign starts
"oooooh, ok, I thought you guys were just crazy, ok."
binging this show all at once is quite the experience