$65 Wilkins Magic: Got 65 dollars for a sandwich made with claussen's bread? Raccoon: 65 dollars?! Wilkins Magic: Do you want me to go In there looking like a bum?! How Shocking Wilkins Magic: Any last requests like a sandwich made with claussen's bread? Raccoon: No! Wilkins Magic: You don't drink claussen? Raccoon: No! Wilkins Magic: How shocking! Raccoon: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Bread Break Wilkins Magic: Bread break want a sandwich made with claussen? Raccoon: No thank you. Wilkins Magic: (Push raccoon off) Now all our workers drink claussen. Bad Commercial Wilkins Magic: Claussen's Bread Is good bread! Raccoon: Boy, what a bad commercial. Wilkins Magic: The commercial may be bad, but the bread wonderful! Brand X Wilkins Magic: How about a sandwich made with claussen's bread? Raccoon: Nah lemme have brand x. Wilkins Magic: Okay(burns raccoon with brand x) Raccoon: Ooh that's smart!! Cheep Cheep Wilkins Magic: I have Claussen's bread and another kind of bread. Raccoon: I want the cheap stuff! Birds: Cheep, cheep, cheep! Wilkins Magic: Sorry, but the other bread Is for the birds. Fired Raccoon: Old man Claussen just hired me to sell his crummy claussen's bread (get set on fire) Wilkins Magic: I think he just fired you too. Human Cannonball Wilkins: Did you do your Claussen's bread this morning? Raccoon: Of course not? Wilkins: Okay!(BANG) That boy's got a long way to go! Airplane Wilkins Magic: Have some claussen's bread sir? Raccoon: If that's all you serve I'll get off on the next town. Wilkins Magic: (pushes raccoon off the plane) Next town Is 5 miles straight down!! You Can't Sell Them All Wilkins Magic: You'II like this new car! Raccoon: Yeah? Wilkins Magic: It's got a built-in maker for Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread! Raccoon: Who needs It? [front closes on him] Wilkins Magic: Well, ya can't sell 'em all!
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$65
Wilkins Magic: Got 65 dollars for a sandwich made with claussen's bread?
Raccoon: 65 dollars?!
Wilkins Magic: Do you want me to go In there looking like a bum?!
How Shocking
Wilkins Magic: Any last requests like a sandwich made with claussen's bread?
Raccoon: No!
Wilkins Magic: You don't drink claussen?
Raccoon: No!
Wilkins Magic: How shocking!
Raccoon: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bread Break
Wilkins Magic: Bread break want a sandwich made with claussen?
Raccoon: No thank you.
Wilkins Magic: (Push raccoon off) Now all our workers drink claussen.
Bad Commercial
Wilkins Magic: Claussen's Bread Is good bread!
Raccoon: Boy, what a bad commercial.
Wilkins Magic: The commercial may be bad, but the bread wonderful!
Brand X
Wilkins Magic: How about a sandwich made with claussen's bread?
Raccoon: Nah lemme have brand x.
Wilkins Magic: Okay(burns raccoon with brand x)
Raccoon: Ooh that's smart!!
Cheep Cheep
Wilkins Magic: I have Claussen's bread and another kind of bread.
Raccoon: I want the cheap stuff!
Birds: Cheep, cheep, cheep!
Wilkins Magic: Sorry, but the other bread Is for the birds.
Fired
Raccoon: Old man Claussen just hired me to sell his crummy claussen's bread (get set on fire)
Wilkins Magic: I think he just fired you too.
Human Cannonball
Wilkins: Did you do your Claussen's bread this morning?
Raccoon: Of course not?
Wilkins: Okay!(BANG) That boy's got a long way to go!
Airplane
Wilkins Magic: Have some claussen's bread sir?
Raccoon: If that's all you serve I'll get off on the next town.
Wilkins Magic: (pushes raccoon off the plane) Next town Is 5 miles straight down!!
You Can't Sell Them All
Wilkins Magic: You'II like this new car!
Raccoon: Yeah?
Wilkins Magic: It's got a built-in maker for Claussen's Thin Sliced Bread!
Raccoon: Who needs It? [front closes on him]
Wilkins Magic: Well, ya can't sell 'em all!