Everton Is So Massively Cooked

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Комментарии • 212

  • @majorshamrock
    @majorshamrock 2 дня назад +483

    Zealand is the Everton of setting up his office.

    • @p.j.wilkins1321
      @p.j.wilkins1321 2 дня назад +7

      If the football news slows down for 8 or 9 months in a row, Zealand won't have to make so many videos and can then finish setting up.

    • @ToxxinX
      @ToxxinX 2 дня назад +1

      @@p.j.wilkins1321or he can just be the Man City of setting up his room

    • @christophergrierson893
      @christophergrierson893 2 дня назад +8

      @@ToxxinX he has 115 charges against him setting shit up

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx 2 дня назад

      No, Everton is the Zealand of setting up his background of the premier league

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx 2 дня назад +2

      10 decoration deduction to Zealand!

  • @csele008
    @csele008 2 дня назад +209

    They should sack Sean Dyche as soon as possible and rehire him in march or april to keep them up

    • @declangaming24
      @declangaming24 2 дня назад +6

      That does make sense but also no at that point you might at well hire big Sam again

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx 2 дня назад +6

      Sam is who they'll hire now to fire in April

    • @declangaming24
      @declangaming24 2 дня назад

      ninjalectualx give him 4 games

    • @domedwards6996
      @domedwards6996 2 дня назад +2

      I smell David Moyes coming in

  • @SoAaron_
    @SoAaron_ 2 дня назад +142

    The main thing that will determine if Everton stay up is how bad the promoted 3 teams do. That will probably keep them safe.

    • @Veaseify
      @Veaseify 2 дня назад +29

      If Leicester had got a points deduction then Everton would probably be safe, they have better players than Southampton or Ipswich. They don't have better players than Leicester though...

    • @Adam-l2g
      @Adam-l2g 2 дня назад +5

      I have a feeling that Leicester will be safe

    • @Alex58399
      @Alex58399 2 дня назад +3

      Leicester look good. Ipswich look good

    • @declangaming24
      @declangaming24 2 дня назад +16

      Ipswich and Leicester have a chance it's Southampton that will struggle. Everton, wolves, Southampton are going down.

    • @Grason20
      @Grason20 2 дня назад +2

      ​@@Veaseifythat is a closed case. No points deduction for Leicester.

  • @VillaFanDan92
    @VillaFanDan92 2 дня назад +86

    You're underselling Bournemouth a little bit. A few years ago, for sure. But they aren't a relegation battling team any more, they are mid table team. There's no reason why Everton would be expecting to beat them.

    • @bobkatfan2013
      @bobkatfan2013 2 дня назад +2

      It was at home.

    • @FalseNi9e
      @FalseNi9e 2 дня назад +5

      ​@@bobkatfan2013still, it's Everton

    • @1KHC
      @1KHC 2 дня назад +17

      Probably the fact it was 2-0 in the 87th minute

    • @shonie5045
      @shonie5045 2 дня назад +2

      Everton accumulated the same amount of points as Bournemouth last season

  • @sevaspirin843
    @sevaspirin843 2 дня назад +66

    Bournemouth are actually a good team, solid midtable since Iraola arrived. But even against a good team you just can't afford to concede 3 in 10 minutes and turn a 2-0 lead into a loss

    • @zorenwhite7886
      @zorenwhite7886 2 дня назад +7

      Agreed, not seen many people noticing how good Bournemouth look. The squad they’re building with players like Kerkez, Wieffer, Huijsen, Sinisterra, J. Araujo, Evanilson, etc. looks very strong.

    • @milaninter2442
      @milaninter2442 2 дня назад +4

      ​@@zorenwhite7886 Wieffer is at Brighton.

    • @zorenwhite7886
      @zorenwhite7886 2 дня назад

      @@milaninter2442 Thought he signed for Bournemouth mb, should have remembered Brighton buy every single promising DM on earth

  • @DerBernsteinfrost
    @DerBernsteinfrost 2 дня назад +61

    everton this season are pulling a sisyphus, as soon as the stone's near the top of the hill it starts rolling down again.
    Edit: I may have written this before watching the video, didn't know that Ze was gonna say basically the same thing.

  • @Mr.Korzack
    @Mr.Korzack 2 дня назад +21

    You get that sort of club in the premier league that has spent a few seasons struggling to hang on & stay up, & then just one season it just... Collapses. It used to be Wigan, then it was Sunderland, I think we're all looking at Everton as the next one... I guess it's an exhausting mind-place to be in similar to falling short in a title race several seasons on end. Even if they do stay up this season, next season when they move into the new stadium I can see them flopping Badly as they get used to building a new atmosphere (Crap, you made the exact point I was making, I just hadn't got that far yet... Ok, ignore me, I'm a turnip!)

    • @TheAlphaDingo
      @TheAlphaDingo 2 дня назад +3

      yep, sick of these small, nothing clubs like Everton, Sunderland and Wigan who offer nothing to one of the best divisions in the world. Rather have a Coventry, Rotherham, Leeds or Sheffield Wednesday than these plodders who's only aspiration is to finish 17th, pocket the cash and dish up more of the same the next season.

  • @juza23
    @juza23 2 дня назад +21

    They won't go down. They never go down. Plot armour.
    They'll bring back Moyes and survive on the last game at Goodison.

    • @yoville73
      @yoville73 2 дня назад +1

      Yeah, but bottling a 2 goal lead in 2 consecutive matches and losing all 4 games so far… that’s dire… I think they’re going to run out of luck I’m afraid. I hope they stay up, don’t get me wrong, but as it stands now, it’s gonna be another rough season in the trenches of a relegation battle…

    • @DR3ADER1
      @DR3ADER1 День назад

      They will, because EVERYONE goes down. And no, they're not bringing Moyes back.

  • @mikkysteaders
    @mikkysteaders 2 дня назад +62

    Since this video has been posted, rumour has it, Everton have conceded 3 goals

  • @Nolan0_B
    @Nolan0_B 2 дня назад +54

    Zealand is massively cooked for not running.

    • @Cbobley
      @Cbobley 2 дня назад +2

      Fellow BVB fan

  • @Stfguac
    @Stfguac 2 дня назад +29

    Bournemouth was great last year and they've only lost solanke. They're still playing well. I wouldn't expect anyone to win easily against them

    • @andrewcharlton6080
      @andrewcharlton6080 2 дня назад

      I thought that. They were really good last year, I’d put them in the 10th to 14th bracket this season. A tricky game for almost every side especially away from home

    • @abicrystalwing1543
      @abicrystalwing1543 2 дня назад

      They also lost Neto, but they seem to be doing fine so far.

    • @akunwanneprosper7016
      @akunwanneprosper7016 2 дня назад

      But Everton were 2 nil up against them

    • @andrewcharlton6080
      @andrewcharlton6080 2 дня назад +3

      @@akunwanneprosper7016 And here’s me thinking the result of a football match was based on the score at the end of the match. Everton were 2 up against Aston Villa, we’re Everton the better side playing better football?
      Sometimes an inferior side scores a goal or 2 against a better side, sometimes they hold on to that lead and sometimes they don’t.

  • @BloodRider1914
    @BloodRider1914 2 дня назад +14

    Sean Dyche is disappointed in players who don't run

  • @frontrowviews
    @frontrowviews День назад +3

    Topic suggestion: the absolute crazy opening weeks of the eredivisie. Feyenoord, Twente and Ajax are already out of the title fight after 5 matches. Literal promoted teams are in Europa league qualification places in the rankings. Also a bunch of games have been cancelled due to security concerns. Crazy beginning to a season.

  • @NJTRAF
    @NJTRAF 2 дня назад +10

    Everton are such a weird, weird side. From my time watching football from around the age of 4 in 1990 onwards, Everton were always that awkward, horrible to play team that would finish anywhere from 9th to 17th… never really entertaining. Then under Moyes & Martinez they got a bit more consistent, a little more entertaining on rare occasion, but always felt “too big to go down”, you know?
    Now though it’s just, weird. In the summer I assumed they would have sold their most valuable players like Jarrad Branthwaite, Amadou Onana, Jordan Pickford and Dominic Calvert-Lewin to raise enough funds to bring in players, and the only one they sold was Amadou Onana, while bringing in some pretty uninspired signings.

  • @tylercady3985
    @tylercady3985 2 дня назад +43

    As an Everton fan, I don't the Aston Villa loss is on Dyche. Bournemouth, probably was. But Villa is 100% on the players. I think Dyche's subs in that game were good. But the players just aren't there. Michael Keane is no where near Premier League quality. Calvert Lewin looks completely lost, the only reason he scored is because of the defender being pushed back. He seems to have no concept of offside or basic attacking positioning. But there is something very wrong with the mentality of the squad. And I don't think there's much Dyche can do at this point. We're stuck with the squad we have due to Moshiri's criminal negligence. And it's clear to me that Dyche cares more than any player. But there's nothing he can do.
    Also on the Sunderland point, it's ironic to point out that the man in goal in the final fateful season, was Jordan Pickford. And we signed him immediately off the back of a 70 goal season. That should've been a red flag right away

    • @lordpelagius5078
      @lordpelagius5078 2 дня назад

      what team will he curse next?

    • @isaacjones5687
      @isaacjones5687 2 дня назад +16

      As much as i hate him, Pickford is not your weak link, in fact he’s far from it.

    • @29memyselfandi
      @29memyselfandi 2 дня назад +9

      Pickford is the least of your problems.

    • @tylercady3985
      @tylercady3985 2 дня назад +2

      @@isaacjones5687 I understand that. I'm not saying he's the whole problem, but there definitely is room for improvement there (see the last 2 games where he backs away from crosses inside the six which lead to goals) but it was an interesting connection I saw between Sunderland's situation and us when we took Sunderland's keeper from that very season

    • @milaninter2442
      @milaninter2442 2 дня назад +2

      Pickford is not a good GK, the fact that he is a starter for England is genuinely one of the craziest things happening in world football right now

  • @kevinbarnes218
    @kevinbarnes218 2 дня назад +15

    I just realized that southampton is back in the premier league

    • @cass2239
      @cass2239 2 дня назад +3

      Don't worry, doesn't look like they will be for long 😬

    • @graveraven39
      @graveraven39 2 дня назад +1

      Yeah and we're worse than Everton. Z clearly hasn't watched us at all, because this video would be about us if he had. We've only scored one goal so far this season and it was in garbage time after we were well beaten.

    • @edenhazard2751
      @edenhazard2751 2 дня назад +2

      @@graveraven39 Southampton has good fullbacks, other than that they do seem bit stale. But it is surprise that So'ton has high possesssion of ball.

  • @gvlgoals
    @gvlgoals 2 дня назад +10

    Gonna correct you on one thing, Zealand. Great points but Everton didn’t scrape by last season at all. Even with the points deduction we were safe with several games to spare. 12th on points earned, level with everyone’s heartthrob Brighton.
    But anyway… soul crushing, yeah a bit. Bournemouth more than Villa though. There was no excuse for the Bournemouth collapse but Villa at least have some quality and we didn’t deserve to be 2-up to begin with. That result probably happens regardless of our current form.
    Dyche has totally missed with his tactics and player selection to start the season and it’s rearing its ugly head though. That’s where this circles back to on top of years of mismanagement. We brought in some good players in a few key spots finally and he decides to stick with Michael Keane and Ashley Young because why? Combine that with the bad luck and a tough run of games and this is what you have. You look at every single game between here and mid November though and there’s not a single one Everton can’t or shouldn’t be outright favored to win. This is where Dyche will either save his job or we’ll be cut adrift early.
    No reason to panic *yet* but it has to kick into gear this week against teams of a similar level.

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx 2 дня назад

      Agreed, Everton was solid last year. That's why it's surprising seeing them suddenly regress

    • @DR3ADER1
      @DR3ADER1 День назад

      They scraped by, remember, before the points deduction, their form was similar to Sunderland's in their death spiral years. At best, they were mid-table, at worst, they were relegation material. Now, they're only going down. There's no evidence that they'll recover in time.

    • @WeeJinterz
      @WeeJinterz День назад

      ​@@ninjalectualxno branthwaite and plagued by injuries

  • @tray2204
    @tray2204 2 дня назад +17

    As an Everton fan. Yup we are 😂

    • @fbl903
      @fbl903 2 дня назад +2

      Im gonna be honest. you have a manager that can conjure dark magic to make sure you dont get relergated but yes if you ever want to move out of the relergation zone you gotta bring in a better gaffer

    • @TheAlphaDingo
      @TheAlphaDingo 2 дня назад +1

      bring back Marcus Bent and Tim Cahill, you lot would at least be interesting then. Can't be any worse than the current toffee excrement existence at present/recent times.

  • @NobletheSavage
    @NobletheSavage 2 дня назад +10

    There's only two words you need to sum up why Everton are in this position. Micheal Keane.

    • @DerBernsteinfrost
      @DerBernsteinfrost 2 дня назад +1

      I'm not sure why Sean dyche keeps playing him when he has Jake O'Brien sat on the bench, even if O'Brien is unfit and not ready for the prem, he can't do worse then keane

    • @TheAlphaDingo
      @TheAlphaDingo 2 дня назад +1

      the words you want are 'Jordan Prickford' the quintessential personification of Everton. Overrated, rubbish at the level, overpaid.

    • @edenhazard2751
      @edenhazard2751 2 дня назад

      He scored a goal!

    • @LiamEFC.
      @LiamEFC. 20 часов назад

      ​@@TheAlphaDingo He's literally the reason we're probably not in league 1 right now

  • @jasperredican4987
    @jasperredican4987 2 дня назад +3

    I remember Everton with Lukaku, Baines, Barkley and the current iteration is so much different. Even as a Liverpool fan, I fear for them going down. I want the rivalry to still live

  • @ItsSilencer
    @ItsSilencer 2 дня назад +10

    If Everton somehow stays in the premier league i will buy a Everton shirt

    • @TomDobo1992
      @TomDobo1992 2 дня назад

      We will dont you worry,

    • @franklyyourewrong2803
      @franklyyourewrong2803 2 дня назад +2

      Buy it now because they will stay up.

    • @liamj5091
      @liamj5091 2 дня назад +2

      The plot armour will kick in 😉

    • @TheAlphaDingo
      @TheAlphaDingo 2 дня назад +3

      makes for a good toilet rag tbf

    • @DR3ADER1
      @DR3ADER1 День назад

      @@liamj5091 No such thing as plot armour in the real world. Sunderland, Bordeaux and Wigan are key examples of this. Those who fail to learn from history, are condemned to repeat it.

  • @Kyle_Apgar
    @Kyle_Apgar 2 дня назад +1

    size of a medieval peasant....better than the size of starvin' Marvin XD This description of how small the seats were had me dying of laughter.

  • @SebastianBergenwall
    @SebastianBergenwall 2 дня назад +7

    Less cooking, more running!

  • @alekseim715
    @alekseim715 День назад

    Everton has been experiencing the biggest banter era for years under all of our noses

  • @franklyyourewrong2803
    @franklyyourewrong2803 2 дня назад +9

    Everton will be fine. It’s early days and Dyche is a good manager.

  • @rickybuhl3176
    @rickybuhl3176 День назад

    It's like they started relying on their saving grace - which is kinda the death knell for that working.

  • @DanielEduardoAvilaMonroy
    @DanielEduardoAvilaMonroy 2 дня назад +3

    Watched the U21 femenine WC, and those were the most insane 2 minutes in a long time

  • @aarongulliver1234
    @aarongulliver1234 2 дня назад

    Everton spent a lot of the 90s and early premier league years barely avoiding relegation. It's like being in HG Wells Time Machine.

  • @DN_Merchant
    @DN_Merchant День назад +1

    The disrespect to Bournemouth and Andone Irriola is crazy 😂

  • @juliorabello
    @juliorabello 2 дня назад +2

    As a brazilian botafogo supporter, i say to Everton fans:
    Textor is coming. He likes to win, he will invest, and he probably knows more about football than 80% of the billionaries that owns clubs.

  • @Goozero1
    @Goozero1 2 дня назад +1

    * Request increase in transfer budget *
    * Request increase in wage budget *
    * Request new stadium *

  • @spadesxxi
    @spadesxxi 2 дня назад +1

    In Spain, Valencia (one of the biggest clubs in Spain) is going through a similar phase, they havent won in 4 months 6/36 possible points, the owner is running us into the 2nd division and ruining the biggest club in the 3rd largest city im Spain

  • @Vaacif
    @Vaacif День назад

    As a Sunderland fan, the situation at Everton is almost exactly like what happened at our club, I truly truly believe if we had just went down in 13/14 instead of having that incredible great escape, we would very possibly be in the Premier League right now.
    The state of the club and the squad that we had when we went down made it, with hindsight, completely obvious we were set for another relegation, there wasn't just a lack of quality there was a lack of desire, as depressing as it was watching Darron Gibson pissed in a pub talking about how the rest of the players didn't care, it was true.
    Everton do have a couple of bright sparks but if they go down those players will just leave, and like with us, you are left with a husk of a club that is not coming back any time soon

  • @ebrahim_al_mutawa
    @ebrahim_al_mutawa 23 часа назад

    Will be going to Goodison Park in October since this will be Everton’s last season playing in such a historic stadium. Hoping it has the same magical atmosphere that White Hart Lane did. I saw Sheffield United get their first league win last season at Bramall Lane so hopefully I’m going to bring that same luck to Everton because they look like they need it

  • @RudeRuud10
    @RudeRuud10 2 дня назад +1

    The only game that's genuinely upsetting as an Everton fan is the collapse against Bournemouth. That was inexcusable and solely down to Dyche for not bringing on fresh legs to consolidate the win. Everyone could see the players starting to slow down past 70 mins and he only made 2 subs that game. Didn't bring on another CB, kept the same shape etc. Absolute fucking joke.
    The Brighton game was worse than it appears, we should have had a penalty at 1-0 down, they score to make it 2-0, Young gets sent off and they make it look good at 3-0. We probably still deserved to lose but, it's Brighton who had the highest net spend in the league. Not the worst thing.
    Spurs are just too good and for some reason Dyche does not know how to deal with both full backs making deep inverted runs. We were always gonna get cooked against Spurs.
    The Villa game was rough yes, but you can't really fault his gameplan. Countered to perfection to get 1-0 up. Set-piece for 2-0 but they're a UCL side for a reason. You don't expect them to give up and you can't be that mad if you lose to a goal like the one Duran scored. The team defensively got cooked as soon as Mykolenko got injured and you have a senior citizen playing full back on his weak side and a technical albeit slow CM playing RB.
    The main issue is the lack of depth, particularly defensively. We only have one real LB and RB. I love Seamus to death but I'm sorry the man's past it. Patterson is better but can't stay fit to save his life. Mykolenko has improved tremendously under Dyche but is also succeptible to injury. Our second choice LB is 39 year old Ashley Young. We have no backups.
    We would have finished 12th on points earned last season with the 4th best defensive record in the league. That's in large part due to the core of Branthwaite, Pickford and Tarkowski.
    Micheal Keane is a mid table Championship player. I never want to see him start for my club ever again, but Dyche loves him. I don't know why. We let Godfrey go for cheap to Atalanta when he was the only defender we had that could cover across the back four. O'Brien looks good and surprisingly agile for someone so big, but as long as Keane plays, we're always starting a goal down. He's always going to give away a minimum of 1 goal.
    Losing Onana wasn't as big of a deal as most made it out to be. Ask most Everton fans and they'll tell you that he didn't adapt to the Dyche system and Garner is a better fit and would have started the season if he wasn't coming back from injury.
    Ireogbunam has been stupendous. I didn't know much about him prior to the start of the season but we royally screwed Villa when we essentially traded Lewis Dobbin for him who's now loaned out at West Brom in the Championship.
    NDiaye has been an absolute gem. Wanted him last season and he has been an absolute joy to watch. I haven't been this excited about a wing prospect since Deulofeu (come back Gerry pls I beg).
    The switch also allows McNeil to play as a 10 which has been a good alteration as he doesn't have the pace or trickery to beat many full backs 1v1. Playing him as a 10 allows him to roam freely and he has been so much better than Doucoure in this role offensively and defensively.
    DCL just doesn't look like he wants to play for Everton anymore. I don't blame any club for not paying over the odds to sign him in the last window when they could get him for free at the end of this season. The worst part about it is as lacklustre as he's been Beto has been one of the worst signings we've had in the last decade and we suffered with Sandro, Cenk Tosun etc. He's looking like his namesake Man Utd flop. Chermiti is young. He needs 2-3 more seasons.
    Tldr: The team is defensively better than most people realise yet paper thin in squad depth. We have made good reinforcements despite having the 3rd lowest net expenditure. These results are not surprising given the sides we've played and the injuries. If you told us we'd get 2 points from the first 4 games at the start of the season I'd have bitten your hand off.
    I don't expect to beat Villa or Spurs. A draw against Bournemouth and Brighton would've been good results. It's not the end of the world given the context. The team is struggling but we started slow last season as well. When Branthwaite comes back, we'll perform better and finish comfortably clear of relegation. The promoted sides are not good enough and will go back down. Wolves are suffering and not a peep. Crystal Palace have fallen off from the Glasner hype train, not a peep. It's easy to hate Everton but let's take a step back and look at it objectively.

  • @pipwilson7435
    @pipwilson7435 2 дня назад +1

    Interestingly given Saturday's match, Everton's malaise also reminds me of Aston Villa's from 2010 to relegation in 2016. The plus side is that Villa got back, but they almost went into administration along the way. Leeds, Blackburn, Sunderland, Sheffield Wednesday and Wolves all ended up in League One for a while and only two of those have been back to the Premier League. Relegation could be a chance to reset, but it's better to reset in the Premier League rather than take the risk of falling even further than the Championship.

  • @sawyertuide7636
    @sawyertuide7636 2 дня назад +1

    I had a feeling that 24-25 Everton would be a 15-16 Villa (with or without a deduction) 2 years ago.
    Dyche is OK for a bit but he was always gonna go stale. And the budgetary restraints were always there.

  • @will.davlin
    @will.davlin 2 дня назад +4

    If you're feeling depressed try wearing 2 pairs of wool socks to bed for much better sleep quality🟣you wont sweat or be that hot cuz its wool not cotton🔵🟪

    • @LordBathtub
      @LordBathtub 2 дня назад +4

      Wearing socks to bed would make me more depressed than anything. That's weird bud, bed time is naked time

    • @ThePB77
      @ThePB77 2 дня назад

      I’m allergic to wool

  • @tristanluccari1629
    @tristanluccari1629 2 дня назад +1

    as an american who's supported Everton since i was 11, I'm so tired.. I'm 27 now, i miss everything they used to be, its so hollow and soulless. Its like watching a 15 yr old dog stumbling into the room and you just look and feel bad wishing there was something that could be done to help but you know deep down it's already too far gone, and you're just left to watch something you love so much whither away.

  • @TheAlphaDingo
    @TheAlphaDingo 2 дня назад +2

    They honestly should be investigated for match fixing when they constantly play Jordan Prickford, perhaps the most error prone goalkeeper the division has ever seen in recent memory. Gets a free ride with the general dung level of Everton and his 'heroics' for England (which aren't even that impressive objectively but hyperinflated due to the English press and constant underachievement). Never seen a goalkeeper who can't organise his defence, command his area, has average/poor distribution, is constantly caught out of position and is suspect in the air due to his relatively small stature and arms for a goalkeeper be so overrated. If he wasn't English, he would have been hounded out of the country long ago. A few decent saves (due to the sheer volume of shots he faces) and his national team reputation seem to give him a toffee flavoured, excrement coloured bias by Evertonians. Look at his performance in the Bournemouth game when they lost the unlosable. Easily at fault for 2 of the goals conceded. And this happens multiple times a season.
    As a club, they are a chocolate log that have been circling the toilet bowl for a few seasons now but have been saved from being flushed down by the general rubbish coming up from the Championship. Honestly, they should go down. They need a reset and as a club, they offer nothing but embarrassment to the rest of the division (whether that be death threats to Rafa Benitez's family, fan's smuggling in knives into grounds, leaving matches en masse with 30 mins to go etc and that's before you start looking at the football on pitch!).

  • @Nerdyfootballfan26
    @Nerdyfootballfan26 2 дня назад +2

    Everton are dreadful right now but I think you’re forgetting Everton would’ve been mid table without the points deduction last season.

  • @footballunplanned
    @footballunplanned 2 дня назад +2

    Dyche brexit football and keeping Keane in starting 11 will be the death of Everton.

  • @BigEasyH
    @BigEasyH 2 дня назад

    one must imagine Everton happy

  • @damoncrossan3827
    @damoncrossan3827 2 дня назад +4

    ..... Run

  • @FGUGZIN
    @FGUGZIN 2 дня назад +1

    Everton are going to follow the same route as Hamburger

  • @LostLegendTrance
    @LostLegendTrance 2 дня назад +1

    Everton fan here. Hard to disagree with any of this.
    There's a lot of talk about the 'mentality monster' in today's football and sports in general. Our lack of it has been on show for a few years now.
    How do we change the fact that, as soon as we concede a goal, the entire club and its supporters (not just the players) KNOW that a collapse is coming? It feels like we are the architects of our own failure. Like some sort of manifesting of our own downfall. Inevitable failure seems to have become part of the clubs fabric.
    And honestly, I don't know how we change it. I don't think a change of manager on its own is enough. 😓

  • @kylerodeback9069
    @kylerodeback9069 2 дня назад

    Zealand is the Everton of keeping to a running schedule

  • @pepega7312
    @pepega7312 2 дня назад +6

    yea I would deduct 6 points for that

  • @gustavopaniza9964
    @gustavopaniza9964 2 дня назад +1

    The fact that a colombian player scored the 3-2 goal in both games

  • @circle2867
    @circle2867 2 дня назад +1

    i think they'll get in moyes and he'll keep them up

  • @RyansRandomRants
    @RyansRandomRants 2 дня назад +4

    Would love to see Zealand talk about how Wolves have the hardest start statistically to the first 10 prem games this season after being the only club to vote against VAR

  • @Moleoflands
    @Moleoflands 2 дня назад

    I'm awaiting the Rory clap back for his anti Ange rant this week

  • @HonestTom1892
    @HonestTom1892 2 дня назад +1

    Ashley “Not So” Young.

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 18 часов назад +1

    Knowing Everton, they could have 0 points after 25 games and still survive.

  • @turbolals6128
    @turbolals6128 День назад

    Tim iroegbunam played on loan at qpr and i watched him quite a bit. Though he was a decent player, i think he shined in a bad championship team that year. In no way, shape or form would i have thought he'd be starting for Everton after a season and a bit.

  • @cafeplastique890
    @cafeplastique890 2 дня назад

    Reminds me of Hamburg. They were pretty, pretty bad for a couple of seasons, sliding ever further down the Bundesliga table year by year, but it was like they kept believing these were all glitches. A number of consecutive seasons they were in a relegation scrap, yet they insisted they were in fact still one of the big German clubs. Like, natural order would restore itself next season. They were the "Bundesliga-Dino" after all, the only club to have played every Bundesliga season since it's inception (Bayern were not given a spot in the first season because Munich already had 1860. They only got themselves promoted the next year). Hamburger SV were above being relegated, simple as that. Well, they weren't. And since they went down seven years ago, every season HSV fans will expect, no, demand promotion, and they always miss out and the coach who guided them to fourth place in the 2nd will be released. Which is actually pretty funny. Even hometown rivals St. Pauli made it past them last season, as did Northern rivals Holstein Kiel and I cannot help but grin.

  • @afcb_z8131
    @afcb_z8131 2 дня назад +1

    Ouch didn’t have Zealand disrespecting Bournemouth on my bingo card today 😮

  • @czechball69420
    @czechball69420 22 часа назад +1

    Everton ❌ Luton 2.0 ✅✅

  • @joshhunt9129
    @joshhunt9129 2 дня назад

    I don't think Everton have played that badly at times but they don't seem to be able to dig in or have any grit and Sean Dyche is their manager who is the definition of grit so I don't know how thats possible!

  • @sweetpepino1907
    @sweetpepino1907 2 дня назад +1

    Yep

  • @legofski1
    @legofski1 2 дня назад +1

    Honestly, the worst thing to have happened to us is Moshiri and his money. Spending hunredas of millions on the Iwobis and Klassens and Sigdurssons of the world.
    Kenwright was useless as a chairman, but he never would have agrred to getting Rafa in or Lampard. But we had to get on with it. Moyes gave us an identity, and when he left to ManU, we lost tha identity. Then Martinez has us playing decent football, in the 1st season at least, but then we lost that identity.
    We lack the ... backbone to get that or ANY identity back. So we struggle, week in week out, season after season. Relegation battles every year.
    Doesnt help that our owner is almost AWOL, sooner we get a new owner the better.

  • @milamber82
    @milamber82 2 дня назад

    Sean Dykes loves battling relegation. It`s his thing. They will stay up by 1pt on the last day of the season.

    • @michaelh878
      @michaelh878 День назад

      No way he will still be there at that point.

  • @PigginTeaBreak
    @PigginTeaBreak 2 дня назад

    "You have to beat Bournemouth"
    yeah it's not like we finished 12th last season.

  • @pepejr10king
    @pepejr10king 2 дня назад

    Good video! Point deduction to Everton

  • @georgemcdermott9657
    @georgemcdermott9657 2 дня назад

    can anyone see Big Sam on the horizon?....and no, not the muppet over Zealands shoulder (even though imho Big Sam is a muppet...lol)

    • @RudeRuud10
      @RudeRuud10 2 дня назад

      We already had Big Sam and he was statistically the worst manager in the league. We were lucky to stay up. We had the least shots for, least chances created, 2nd most shots against etc. That was the worst football I've ever seen as an Everton fan. There's a reason he got sacked. He's not the same Bolton Big Sam. He's done.

  • @kieronparr3403
    @kieronparr3403 2 дня назад +3

    Where is green?

  • @YoutubeSmytheo
    @YoutubeSmytheo 2 дня назад

    Dycheball will prevail at somepoint, the relegation fight is always on

  • @obamaslefteyeball1710
    @obamaslefteyeball1710 День назад

    If Everton keep Dyche (and I hope to god they do) I think they’ll be ok. Their opening games were not easy opponents and I think it killed their confidence in more winnable matches. If they can get their belief back i can see them taking points against some of the stable mid table clubs

  • @EnigmaSwiss
    @EnigmaSwiss 2 дня назад +2

    It's the first time I've noticed your unsymmetrical eyebrows and I can't unsee it.

  • @locien182
    @locien182 2 дня назад

    yes its very painful being a bluenose recently. got a feeling the grand old lady is going to see us relegated in our last season in her.

  • @FermentingSmeg
    @FermentingSmeg 2 дня назад

    Saying that Bournemouth are a win home and away is a mad take from Zealand.

  • @lihnoikari
    @lihnoikari День назад

    So Everton is the Corinthians of england noted

  • @magicsteve5523
    @magicsteve5523 2 дня назад +3

    Loving this as a Liverpool fan! The shites are goin down, and now you’re gonna believe us!
    Edit: I am entirely here to laugh at them, if they get relegated they will NEVER be allowed to live it down!

    • @knakrackiv2280
      @knakrackiv2280 2 дня назад +5

      I would tell you to focus on your own points first but you can't see the Forest for the trees

  • @josephowen4732
    @josephowen4732 День назад

    It reminds me of watching Wigan last season is the premier league. Im a wigan fan and it seemed awfully familiar a situation, losing better players, not able to replace them reliably, occassional good performances interspersed with much mediocrity

  • @keefthan
    @keefthan День назад

    this video reminded me of how empty scott stadium is and how packed it should be

  • @SamScholfield-nc7sr
    @SamScholfield-nc7sr 2 дня назад

    Wow Z, the "little" stutters are, are are are- be-be-becoming like a cross between porky pig and woody Allen- 😅 has something happened ? Should I not be laughing ?
    Way to make yourself immitatable- Christopher walkening yourself if you will- they say it's the last step to stardom. You know you know- Everton won't die. They'll bounce back. Ps sunderland had an incredible start in the championship. And they're on a good trajectory now!

  • @_surreal99
    @_surreal99 2 дня назад

    Everton was Lucky last season to stay up.

  • @DustyIDK
    @DustyIDK 2 дня назад +3

    Everton are like prime barca wdym

  • @stanleyjohanson6720
    @stanleyjohanson6720 2 дня назад

    This feels like Hamburger SV in 2016/17 😢

  • @thomaslodge1993
    @thomaslodge1993 12 часов назад

    2 things that never happen:
    England winning a major tournament.
    Everton getting relegated.
    I wouldn’t hold my breath. They’ll get over the line as usual..

    • @filiptodorovic05
      @filiptodorovic05 2 часа назад

      It's been 30+ years since Premier League was founded, and Everton still somehow survives and never got relegated

  • @johnpower9550
    @johnpower9550 2 дня назад +1

    Everton are shite? Is that what you were trying say?
    As a Liverpool fan I'm acutely and painfully aware of this. It used to be funny but now I want to wake up..

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 16 часов назад

    I like Dyche. I trust him to scrape out a relegation scrap. But I don't trust the squad as much, nor the club's board.

  • @Onebadterran
    @Onebadterran День назад

    Everton is the next Wigan? Perhaps the next Portsmouth?

  • @buab9056
    @buab9056 2 дня назад +2

    just like your hair line

  • @manephewlenny6401
    @manephewlenny6401 2 дня назад +1

    They'll sack Dyche, get Moyes and escape again.

  • @isaiahpavia-cruz678
    @isaiahpavia-cruz678 2 дня назад +3

    I’ve never actually hated the club before this season. We’re going down and will have the nicest stadium in the Championship 😂

  • @lukeskywalkeruk
    @lukeskywalkeruk 20 часов назад

    I was at the Doncaster match too, was also there last night against Southampton.... Dyche is clueless. Taking Beto off for Ashley Young...... says how clueless he is. UTFT ETID
    ...

  • @declangaming24
    @declangaming24 2 дня назад +1

    Dyche is getting sacked

  • @jogzyg2036
    @jogzyg2036 2 дня назад

    It's ok City will soon be on -60 points after the hearings so Everton won't be dead last.

  • @octavianpopescu4776
    @octavianpopescu4776 2 дня назад +3

    It's not that bad. The season just started and they only need 1 win to get out of the hot zone.

  • @frog605
    @frog605 2 дня назад +2

    blud was yapping - u couldve just said everton r shite

  • @joker013ssb5
    @joker013ssb5 2 дня назад

    At this point, relegation might be good for us to just reset.
    I'd rather that not be the case and us succeed but there just seems to be a lack of cohesion that was present in the Moyes and Martinez eras of the club, no one barring Ireogbunham seems to be putting in any effort.

    • @Alex58399
      @Alex58399 2 дня назад

      Ipswich fan here saying that a reset worked for us but you need to sell up

  • @liamj5091
    @liamj5091 2 дня назад

    Sadly as a supporter I think even San Marino would beat us

  • @anthonyduffy6953
    @anthonyduffy6953 2 дня назад

    I think they will stay up. Only just but they will scrape it

  • @rorypattinson1225
    @rorypattinson1225 2 дня назад

    I’ve seen enough deduct 10 points from Everton

  • @Sephyrulz
    @Sephyrulz 2 дня назад +5

    It should’ve been Everton and not Luton who went down last season, don’t @ me. And I am no Liverpool fan.

    • @ShaquilleOatmeal730
      @ShaquilleOatmeal730 2 дня назад

      What does"dont @ me" mean?

    • @kelkelly5516
      @kelkelly5516 2 дня назад +1

      @@ShaquilleOatmeal730 "don't argue with me"

    • @Sephyrulz
      @Sephyrulz 2 дня назад +1

      @@kelkelly5516Thank you, I forget sometimes that the sport is enjoyed by mostly non-Americans and using American slang is probably unwise 😅

    • @josephc4722
      @josephc4722 2 дня назад

      Luton should have played better then 🤷‍♂️

    • @ProwerTheFox7
      @ProwerTheFox7 2 дня назад

      @@Sephyrulz ehh its more just twitter slang at this point

  • @趙祖睿
    @趙祖睿 2 дня назад

    Imagine building the new stadium, but the team could get relegated after this season....

  • @AilinOGriobhtha
    @AilinOGriobhtha 2 дня назад

    If they get relegated they'll go immediately into administration, no? I thought that without the premier league money they'd basically default on the stadium loan and the club would go away, I may have read that from someone talking out their hoop of course but that was very much the impression I got a year or so ago, and I can't imagine their situation has improved much since then.

    • @mnm1273
      @mnm1273 2 дня назад

      Parachute payments might help the limp on a little, and they might have added relegation clauses to their contracts now. They'll certainly be in trouble, and they would need to get back promoted fast

    • @liamj5091
      @liamj5091 День назад

      If Everton don’t come back first try they are in huge trouble

  • @tomasm7696
    @tomasm7696 2 дня назад

    Been waiting on Everton to go down ever since Pickford tried (and failed) to end VVDs career. I genuinely dislike their brand of football and bringing in Dyche they effectivly watched modern day football pass them by.

  • @IvanPovshednyi1712
    @IvanPovshednyi1712 2 дня назад +4

    FIRST LETS GO (also Zealand remember to run)