Conan calls himself a B-lister, but he showed up unannounced to a random cafe in South America and met a fan. You have to be seriously known to manage that
As an Argentinian I can say that this is 9999999% true... and I fucking hate having to kiss everybody... so i always leave a room fast and looking very worried XD
It's like the fake American smiles, greetings of "How are you?" and "Fine" when we don't really care. Glad I don't have to kiss people though. If you're going to kiss me, you'd better be ready to f&ck me.
@@paolagutierrez2568 no, she is not kidding... and the "boludo" thing is even more true... we say boludo A LOT... boludo and pelotudo...very common. boludo = stupid, dumb, silly. pelotudo = even more stupid, dumb, silly or even fucking idiot. XD
2:08 imagine an open-mouthed Conan coming after you with both arms extended for a big ol smooch. In any other situation its straight out of a horror movie
As a brazilian who plays CS in south america's server which is the same server argentinians play, i lost count of the amount of times I've been called a Boludo by argentinian teammates during matches 💀
As a teenager I visited a friend who lived in Mexico City, and I visited a rehearsal for a school play. We had to leave early and we literally kissed every person involved in the play before we left, it seemed like 30 people. My mind was so blown.
Conan's learning! In Korea, didn't he ask if he could slip the translator some tongue? One of these days, someone's going to call him cute instead of creepy!
@@jorged06 no estoy hablando del origen de la palabra. esta en la rae. ya es español. no es ciao y de hecho se pronuncian distinto. gracias por venir a mi charla Ted.
That's super nice and friendly. Europeans actually give two kisses for each hello and two more for each goodbye. Russians kiss people in the mouth. Germans use sometimes their tongues.
When I first saw the title of the video, idk why i thought this was going to be Conan kissing everyone goodbye during the last moments of the show and its going to be emo and all😂😂😂 Well he did kiss everyone goodbye so i wasn't completely wrong😂
Have you seen 1 of those games? They must have exceptions for soccer mobs, soccer wars and military coups (not being insensitive of their volatile political history, I thought you were funny)
@@urban7514 We haven't had a military coup since the "National Reorganization Process" (that's the name that was given to that military dictatorship in our country. "Proceso de Reorganización Nacional" in spanish), which ended in 1983. It was the darkest period in the history of our country. And of course, that cruel dictatorship had the support and help of the United States of America. Look up "Operation Condor".
We don't kiss every single person. You're not going to greet everybody. That's ridiculous. Hell, we don't actually kiss every time when greeting someone. Usually it's only done between women, or if you're a man you may greet a woman with a kiss on the cheek. Men just shake hands to greet one another. If it's a relative or a really close friend, you shake hands and lean and touch cheeks in a "pretend kiss".
@@facundomontivero2299 I did look them up, thank you for pointing them out. Details were morbid, but very interesting. Wish I’d have the time to learn about all of them. Although I tried to emphasize that I did not mean to be insensitive overall, they’re nothing to joke about. I hope you can forgive me.
All Latin American countries have a more "affectionate" way of greeting and are typically more openly friendly and less put off by physical contact than people in USA and Europe and Asia. In Argentina we don't really kiss everytime when greeting someone. Usually it's only done between women, or if you're a man you may greet a woman with a kiss on the cheek. Men just shake hands to greet one another. If it's a relative or a really close friend, you shake hands and lean and touch cheeks in a "pretend kiss". If anything might have "helped" spread Covid, it was mate culture. If you're not argentinian, yerba mate is a special drink and one of the most important parts of argentinian culture. I won't explain every detail to you, but the part that is relevant is that yerba mate is usually drank sharing it with others, with everyone drinking from the same mate (mate is the name of the type of cup in which you drink it) and using the same straw. If you're american this probably sounds disgusting to you, but like I said, we're not as repulsed by physical contant and signs of affection like you are. Realistically though, I would blame the 130k deaths on the incompetence of the government and how they sucked at handling the situation. If you don't know anything about the presidency of Fernandez, then look it up.
@@Accountfella8267 The "signs of affection" part was directed towards hugging and not being repulsed by physical contact in general like you americans are. And you're not exactly sanitary yourselves, what with your greasy fast food and extremelly sugary candy. We don't get repulsed by sharing a straw with friends and family. And even if it's a stranger, we don't get put off by it either. It's a different culture. I don't care if you're disgusted by it. There's hundreds of things I think are off putting about American culture but you don't hear me complaining about it.
@@Accountfella8267 And if all you have is nothing but contempt and disgust towards the customs of my country, then I would ask you to just keep your thoughts to yourself and not say anything at all. You don't see me complaining about all the things that are off putting about american culture, do you?
What he did was dangerous... kisses in Buenos Aires goes to your left. ALLWAYS TO YOUR LEFT. If you go to your right, the other will go left and kiss you in the mouth
Same thing in Brazil, and depending on the place, you have to kiss both cheeks. BUT, that's just for men x women. We don't kiss men x men. That's a handshake or a fist bump. But you still have to greet everyone.
He may be an American but is still genetically an Irishman, this would be the complete opposite of an Irish goodbye, it must have been torture for him to kiss so many beautiful women :/
"You kiss everyone when you leave the room, even if you don't know them." Oh wow that explains why an Argentinian girl kissed me on the cheeks when she left the bar! I didn't know her at all! hahahaha
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"You are so boludo - have you checked the time??"
"We must kiss first."
LMAO😂😂😂
Priorities😂😂
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AFTER METOOONG IS CRAZY 🤣🤣🤣
#wetoo 😅
You mean, Handsome Irishman?
American
@@djr3386#wettoo
Weather it's Buenos aries or Seoul korea... Conan has the ability to illicit identical responses of disgust from women. Truly a gift from God
Elicit
@@richardsheil5289 ahh shut up
Exactly the same words.
That "Just stay there" sounded exactly the same😂
I also have this gift
Conan calls himself a B-lister, but he showed up unannounced to a random cafe in South America and met a fan. You have to be seriously known to manage that
he's just being modest
@@SakSuper17 that B stands for Boludo. He is Boludo-listed, or at least that's what I take from this episode.
He's doing his cringe false modesty thing.
@@11equalsfish He is by no means a B lister.
@@11equalsfish then you live under a rock, everyone knows Conan
Legend has it, that Conan is still in downtown Buenos Aries...still saying goodbye....
only 18 million more people left to kiss.
That made me cry laughing so hard. Conan is a gift from God
OMG, me too. The ending was hilarious. I didn't expect that. And seeing the girls crack up in the end made it funnier.
What about Jimmy Fallon ?
As an Argentinian I can say that this is 9999999% true... and I fucking hate having to kiss everybody... so i always leave a room fast and looking very worried XD
Yeah, me too. I just say "bye all" and leave 😂
I'm sure it's like the US southern classy dressed up mannered people are actually abunch of hillbillies
It's like the fake American smiles, greetings of "How are you?" and "Fine" when we don't really care. Glad I don't have to kiss people though.
If you're going to kiss me, you'd better be ready to f&ck me.
I thought she was pulling his leg! Thanks for confirming this!
@@paolagutierrez2568 no, she is not kidding... and the "boludo" thing is even more true... we say boludo A LOT... boludo and pelotudo...very common.
boludo = stupid, dumb, silly.
pelotudo = even more stupid, dumb, silly or even fucking idiot. XD
Her "Everyone here is so friendly." Conan: "Great. What are some insults?"
2:08 imagine an open-mouthed Conan coming after you with both arms extended for a big ol smooch. In any other situation its straight out of a horror movie
nah, it's a rom-com for me.
"People in argentina are super friendly" HAHAHAHAHABAHABAHAHHAHA imagine if they werent
sim os argentino é tudo corno
Well, you clearly never visited Argentina ;)
I fully agree. Argentinians aren't friendly. I don't care how many salty Argentine fans come - facts don't lie or change.
@@lifeinyellow He's right. People in Argentina are not friendly at all. Even compared to us cold-hearted Canadians.
@@lifeinyellow yes i did, 3 times lol
"What are you doing here?"
"Oh, Oh, KISS"
The World needs Conan more than ever these days.
100%
There is not a place in the world that Conan cannot make people laugh. I also heard he ordered the hot wings!
As a brazilian who plays CS in south america's server which is the same server argentinians play, i lost count of the amount of times I've been called a Boludo by argentinian teammates during matches 💀
LOL
And as an argentinian I lost count of the amount of times brazilians called me boludo ironically
and as an Argentinian I lost count of the times Brazilians called me lixo hahaha I think I have learned a lot of Portuguese through insults xD
😂
As a teenager I visited a friend who lived in Mexico City, and I visited a rehearsal for a school play. We had to leave early and we literally kissed every person involved in the play before we left, it seemed like 30 people. My mind was so blown.
after so many kisses i was expecting more things to get blown
@@fendularatsq2317 steady child
to prove that they are friendly, none of them rejected him, some of them didn't even know who he was, but they still greeted him.
They are so tipazos
They we're turists too, from latín america, not from Argentina.
She's gorgeous
The girl was a cutie 😊
Would you do her?
I'm sure she's adult. After all, she is a translator.
Conan's learning! In Korea, didn't he ask if he could slip the translator some tongue? One of these days, someone's going to call him cute instead of creepy!
0:03 old John Wick spending his senior days hiding in argentina
Hahahahahha
Oh man, Recuerdos De Alhambra was a very nice touch.
0:04 John Wick waiting the bondi con un puchito
I love they played the requerdos de la alhambra til the end
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Conan is such a natural comedian
Oh no Jeff Goldblum will be jealous
Yes, in Argentina we must kiss everyone on the restaurant when we leave.
no one funnier
its an spanish Chau! noat an italian Ciao!... , but thank you for sharing
de donde crees que viene el chau.... es el ciao castellanizado...
@@jorged06 no estoy hablando del origen de la palabra. esta en la rae. ya es español. no es ciao y de hecho se pronuncian distinto. gracias por venir a mi charla Ted.
This is incredible level of charisma. I don't even know if I know anyone as charismatic as Conan is.
When he was delivering chinese food he met a really friendly woman from Argentina. She gave him some special tea.
Yeah, it's called mate, but it's actually not a tea.
@@UPB78 Well it wasnt pepsi thats for damn sure.
"That is what I do. That's my gift" Gonna use that line when I do creepy sht to women
Nothing can top his south korea translator gig. 😂😂😂
Nooooo I don't like you😂😂😂😂😂
*gets diagnosed with highly contagious disease*
"Oh wait, I almost forgot to kiss everyone in the waiting room before leaving"
Probably this is how a midlife crisis looks like
stay there! 😆
The GOAT
“Did I get you already? MWAH” 😂
That's super nice and friendly. Europeans actually give two kisses for each hello and two more for each goodbye. Russians kiss people in the mouth. Germans use sometimes their tongues.
haha wtf
aint no way germans and russians just kiss random people, especially ones of the same sex
omg i know they rank high during peak of covid
Lol we actually did
@@gRIO904I guess love doesn't heal everything. lol
it was really weird actually, like trying not to kiss ppl cuz covid
@@CrissTRGcuando no sabias como saludar y ponias el puño y el otro ponia el codo 😭😭😭
We did. We also had to bump fists or elbows and it was so weird.
When I first saw the title of the video, idk why i thought this was going to be Conan kissing everyone goodbye during the last moments of the show and its going to be emo and all😂😂😂
Well he did kiss everyone goodbye so i wasn't completely wrong😂
Conan just took the kissing goodbye to its logical conclusion. Because she didn't say what to do if you're at an open space and you left xD
"After making out with all my new friends" 💀
When borat is a Conan
How do people leave after a soccer match in a statium of 60k? kiss_count = 60,000^2 / 2 ?! or almost?!
Have you seen 1 of those games? They must have exceptions for soccer mobs, soccer wars and military coups (not being insensitive of their volatile political history, I thought you were funny)
You dont have to roam around the stadium, just kiss the people on the path to the exit... so only 10k humans more or less😅
@@urban7514 We haven't had a military coup since the "National Reorganization Process" (that's the name that was given to that military dictatorship in our country. "Proceso de Reorganización Nacional" in spanish), which ended in 1983. It was the darkest period in the history of our country.
And of course, that cruel dictatorship had the support and help of the United States of America.
Look up "Operation Condor".
We don't kiss every single person. You're not going to greet everybody. That's ridiculous.
Hell, we don't actually kiss every time when greeting someone. Usually it's only done between women, or if you're a man you may greet a woman with a kiss on the cheek.
Men just shake hands to greet one another. If it's a relative or a really close friend, you shake hands and lean and touch cheeks in a "pretend kiss".
@@facundomontivero2299 I did look them up, thank you for pointing them out. Details were morbid, but very interesting. Wish I’d have the time to learn about all of them. Although I tried to emphasize that I did not mean to be insensitive overall, they’re nothing to joke about. I hope you can forgive me.
Conan is the GOAT!
At making things awkward.. 😂
I don't wanna be such a downer, but I got a feeling I know why Argentina had 130K covid deaths lol
All Latin American countries have a more "affectionate" way of greeting and are typically more openly friendly and less put off by physical contact than people in USA and Europe and Asia.
In Argentina we don't really kiss everytime when greeting someone. Usually it's only done between women, or if you're a man you may greet a woman with a kiss on the cheek.
Men just shake hands to greet one another. If it's a relative or a really close friend, you shake hands and lean and touch cheeks in a "pretend kiss".
If anything might have "helped" spread Covid, it was mate culture. If you're not argentinian, yerba mate is a special drink and one of the most important parts of argentinian culture. I won't explain every detail to you, but the part that is relevant is that yerba mate is usually drank sharing it with others, with everyone drinking from the same mate (mate is the name of the type of cup in which you drink it) and using the same straw.
If you're american this probably sounds disgusting to you, but like I said, we're not as repulsed by physical contant and signs of affection like you are.
Realistically though, I would blame the 130k deaths on the incompetence of the government and how they sucked at handling the situation. If you don't know anything about the presidency of Fernandez, then look it up.
@@facundomontivero2299"signs of affection" in the "mate" instance, I think you may be confusing affection with unsanitary behavior lol
@@Accountfella8267 The "signs of affection" part was directed towards hugging and not being repulsed by physical contact in general like you americans are.
And you're not exactly sanitary yourselves, what with your greasy fast food and extremelly sugary candy.
We don't get repulsed by sharing a straw with friends and family. And even if it's a stranger, we don't get put off by it either.
It's a different culture. I don't care if you're disgusted by it.
There's hundreds of things I think are off putting about American culture but you don't hear me complaining about it.
@@Accountfella8267 The "sing of affection" part was referring specifically to hugging and physical contact.
Don't try to be a smartass.
@@Accountfella8267 And if all you have is nothing but contempt and disgust towards the customs of my country, then I would ask you to just keep your thoughts to yourself and not say anything at all.
You don't see me complaining about all the things that are off putting about american culture, do you?
It's like an Elvis concert
I want more conan being a jackass! 😭
Such a beautiful country.
Conan is American Borat.
Everything you must know about being in Argentina..... Bring American money.
What he did was dangerous... kisses in Buenos Aires goes to your left. ALLWAYS TO YOUR LEFT. If you go to your right, the other will go left and kiss you in the mouth
I was wondering why Conan was banned from Argentina.
Same thing in Brazil, and depending on the place, you have to kiss both cheeks. BUT, that's just for men x women. We don't kiss men x men. That's a handshake or a fist bump. But you still have to greet everyone.
one of my favorite clips from the series lol
😗
I just can't. Good thing I have to text a comment cause I'm all out of breath!
He learn to kiss. He is so funny. I am Argentinian. He is doing good things in all the contries..just hapiness hahaha ha
😅
😅
Fun fact , ciao is not Chau.
After making out with all my new friends 😅😅
So, Buenos Aires is my personal version of hell. Duly noted.
So unsanitary, a good example of a tradition that should not continue
I hate hugging people, Argentina would be hell for me lol.
i love this guy so much
it's "sos boludo", not "so boludo", and "chau", not "ciao"
When he stood up the chair to kiss the guy goodbye 😂
when are we getting this show in the UK? instead we get absolute shite!
monica barbaro latin edition
Now we know how COVID started!
Not good to kiss strangers in covid times.
Minuto 2:16 he find another gringo there :D
Conan, you are extraordinary
un boludo completo lol I love Conan damn it
Conan is a 100% America
Did Conan went to Haiti for this show to prove Trump wrong again?
Durr Trump durrr
1:10 Conan, so' boludo? 😂🤣
He should have went with Netflix, Max is not available in many places outside US. Such a bummer
He just wants to kiss her as much as possible 😂
Seems like cupping a breast would be even friendlier.
He may be an American but is still genetically an Irishman, this would be the complete opposite of an Irish goodbye, it must have been torture for him to kiss so many beautiful women :/
what’s her @???
"You kiss everyone when you leave the room, even if you don't know them." Oh wow that explains why an Argentinian girl kissed me on the cheeks when she left the bar! I didn't know her at all! hahahaha
chau not ciao
gross
i love conan so much man:D
She looks like Maggie Lawson from Psych 😍
Jin Shil Vibes I'm fucking dying bro Conan is too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao the only guy who can kiss, make it look weird but is still not creepy.
I LOVE CONAN
ahhh he's the best
Conan out of this world ! super creative ! you never know what is going to happen !
....this is on par with the weather forecast thing you did...
Leave it to Conan to make something like this awkward to people that its so natural to.
we only kiss ppl that we know or people we meet for the first time in a particular place but is alright conan xD
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I Cant,, 🤣 Love u Conan Che Boludo ,, Colorado ... From USA Fl 😂😂😂
Only Conan can make me laugh ..only Conan 😂bravo 👏👏👏
after making out with my new friends... that's my wish for Conan
Curious choice for the soundtrack an spanish piece from Tarregas...😮