“I Hate the Word Horny” - NSFW Stand-Up
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- Опубликовано: 22 июл 2023
- Esther Povitsky, Chris Redd, Whitney Cummings and more comics discuss your favorite NSFW topics.
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7:17 "Zelda didn't come out and give me a sword 'cause I did that." hit me like a ton of bricks
Me randomly in the shower, car, grocery store, etc…
“what I what I
What I gotta do…”
Getting stew from an old lady. "In a Cool whip container" killed me
Details 🔥
The dance break was iconic
I love Bridget Everett. Having a Beastie Boy as a backup dancer is just the icing on the cake.
Ok but the audience in the Bridget bit actually sound amazing
The knee cartilage of the accidental porn joke had me laughing loud asf 😂
Yamanika is hilarious 😂😂😂 she said Zelda didn't give me a sword 😂
bridgett everetts set looked so fun. you can tell every single person there had a great time. even with the vulgarity she got everyone to sing along with her, thats extremely impressive.
Vulgarity? Is this the 1950s? How old are you? 😉
Wait is that King Adrock from the Beasties Boys as one of her dancers?!!
@@bryangeist8608
My exact thought!
@@bryangeist8608 yeah he's in her band (the tender moments) lol
I had actually never heard of her. So talented.
00:00 Esther Povitsky
00:53 Chris Redd
02:10 Whitney Cummings
05:49 Neel Nanda
06:39 Yamaneika Saunders
11:23 Brandon Wardell
14:03 Rachel Sennott
15:10 Emma Willmann
16:38 Pink Foxx
18:31 Nikki Glaser
26:09 Judah Friedlander
26:52 Phil Hanley
30:24 Alex Kumin
33:09 Bridget Everett
38:37 Mike Birbiglia
40:00 Pete Holmes
41:51 April Macie
46:38 (bumper)
Esther Povitsky from Hot For My Name
Chris Redd from Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents
Whitney Cummings from I Love You
Neel Nanda from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Yamaneika Saunders from The Half Hour
Brandon Wardell from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Rachel Sennott from Taking The Stage
Emma Willmann from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Pink Foxx from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Nikki Glaser from The Half Hour
Judah Friedlander from Live At Gotham
Phil Hanley from The Half Hour
Alex Kumin from Comedy Central Stand-Up Featuring
Bridget Everett from Gynecological Wonder
Mike Birbiglia from Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents
Pete Holmes from The Meltdown with Jonah & Kumail
April Macie from Comedy Underground with Dave Attell
Thank you.
Yamaneika is so beautiful
thank you for this. very coool
A hero among us
Here I am, a (kinda) straight male, singing "what i, what I, what i got to.."
What does kinda straight mean? You do you all day long. I'm just curious as I've never heard of such a thing. In my mind kinda straight is equivalent to sort of pregnant.
The last one made me laugh so hard. She was great.
Bridget Everett killed it with that song!
Like an alligator ripping apart a chicken 😂😂😂
The second he said “expecto petrocum” I picked up a CAH card that said Harry Potter Erotica, is this a sign????
38:09 wtf did I just watched ??
homegirl at the end was spot on...she was funny af!!!
I have never seen something as true as what Whitney says. Lol
ill give one..... the sky has clouds....no truth has been truer
35:28 ok, now that was a well written, well choreographed peice, and a whole lot of fun 🤩
I love Chris Redd!
Need more of him!
And Whitney is just hilarious AF 😂
Well now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head
Rick roll?
Same 😂 I hope I don’t accidentally sing it at work.😅
What I... What I.. What I gotta do??
@@xheyitsbyron You are a horrible person making this come across my notifications! I almost forgot about! 😂🤣
Issa bop !😂
The "oh, no..." spoke volumes 😂😂😂😂😂
The "what's her name?"
And the person who responds are unsung heros
I’m glad you clipped it
I am sharing with damn near everyone I know (and they didn’t even ask)
😂😂 “always got these big bitches” I’m going to hell lmao
If I’m singing this song on Monday at work I’m gonna be pissed
No way Nikki Glaser is single, my goodness 😍
NSFW Stand-Up??? Never knew that ppl actually watched Stand-Up at work.
Most people sit in front of a computer at work. I had this playing in the background while working.
Pete Holmes had we laughing out loud - so awkward, but so funny!
41:00 is when i gave it the thumbs up lolol
🤣👏i needed this laugh thank you🙏🤣
33:00 I kept expecting her to grab a frog out of a fishbowl and eat it. Hail mighty Jabba.
The last comedian got me!!!
Me too! Guys do really look creepy when going down on girls!!!
I felt so bad for those backup dancers 😅
It's not like they aren't already challenged... 😄
They dont even know they are there.
Adam Horowitz from Beastie Boys on the left ... it's great ...
Nikki never disappoints.
Always funny how women detail orgasms when they don't happen #fastfive
Was that Ad-Rock from The Beastie Boys dancing during that song performance??
I so love that they had to blur her taytays😂❤❤😂❤😂❤😂❤😂
41:51 April Macie is hilarious
A gentleman has multiple towels prepared for the wet spot, and once she's married she gets the towels.
Love the song lol lol
Yamanekia so dope and cute
Agree totally
Mike Burbiglia is one of my all-time favorite comedians...
Phil Hanley gives me Jelelnik vibes …great stuff 😂
I’m gonna have to try “rrrurgggghh I’m an alligator “! Next time
37:06 is that THE KING ADROCK ?!?!?!?
04:20 @ Virginia 😂😂😂😂
2:15 Whitney Cummings😭😭😭
Me too 27 and it was sad. And it was definitely religion that caused the delay. 3 Novembre 2007. Yes I'm 42 now and it's not really been a good time 😢
🤗
the last comedian is really good, she reminds me of a young roseanne barr (back when she was funny, not a rightwing nutjob, and was one of the best standups)
Haven't heard Alex Kumin before. I've got someone new to check out!
Great compilation! Everyone delivered! So funny. Make more of these! Awesome
The King ADROCK!!!🤙😤🤘
Lil Esther looks so young it’s confusing. I remember her from like 10-15 years ago with Redban and Brody Stevens ❤
that first bit made me remember that I also used to hate the word horny. it sounds like lame slang that your grandparents used fifty years ago that we just haven’t found a suitable replacement for. I mean, I’m my own proof because I’ve been conditioned to find it normal to the point that I forgot I hated it lol.
Bridget is WILD lol
I am new fan of Bridgett Everett because of this video. She can do it all!
42:03 kinda liked that.
No one does that for men either.😂
I'm f*cking Robin Clithood, down there.
Waaaaaiiit how are there not more comments about the Beastie Boy guest spot on that huge soon to be a hit musical number ?? 🎵
WHY IS AD-ROCK DANCING IN A RANDOM COMEDIANS SET??????
Did I just see a Beastie Boy dancing with a comedianne to her lewd song?!
Adam Horowitz from Beastie Boys on the left ... it's great ...
Funny, funny, funny!
36:13. Ladies and gents, see the guy on the left? The King Ad-Rock, Adam Horovitz. #Beastieboys #RIPMCA
Yep, spotted! Who's the other dude?
April🤘😂
Wow, the Wardell dude didn't do it for me. I can't be the only one can I?
Nope not the only one
Bridget ❤
All i hear is the song 'we gonna keep it rollin' when i see esther povitsky. Do the Maya!
Cameo from AD ROCK , yo!! 😃💖
😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
40:06
😂😂😂😂
I will never get that "alligator" image off my head. No more looking at her face when licking the hole.
When you get to 33:11 do yourself a favor and ff to 38:38
Pizza is my favorite food...
36:11 I think she’s funny. But I am astounded that she can do this and I got two strikes on my channel for posting about magic (rhymes with…) brush-rooms. I couldn’t upload for a week.
Why the hell was the guy rubbing his hands together so long! I straight up skipped him
When she said ‘Just the women’ I lost it Knowing what was coming 💀 and they did that $hit …
Looks like my sister Julie with a California make over
They may pull their hair out by the handfuls
List the artists in the description, it's a low bar if you're posting material.
Wait...is that Ad Rock??
She Make Me Wanna Swoop. 9:07
This was the easiest "Try not to laugh" challenge ever
I only got a few chuckles out of it. Most were awkward 🤷🏻♀️
Nikki Glaser was awesome
I jokingly told a female friend/co worker “IM THE TOY!!!” when she asked me if l minded if my woman used toys on herself in an intimate situation with me.
Is that Ad Rock?
33:00 excellent stand-up BUTT Harrison Ford dismissed you from class in 1981, not 1997 (?!...
'97 was "Air Force One"
What is pink foxx…idk what that was, but I can’t imagine that’s getting anyone to cheat…
Hate Saunders internalized weight stigma that comes out.
NSFW but still censured??
Whitney and Nikki are some of the funniest comics out there - Whitney's bit on female orgasms was triggering...
it's so hard to find good comedians these days I could only cringe on most of them..
why dies some have so much more time?!
Because more of their set was sex related.
@@joelcruz9415 ohhh
DSW
Blot the grease.
Wow, this 43:30 woman is creapy.
Speak for yourself! I do most of my shopping at local thrift stores, wear my jeans until I can't patch them up anymore, then turn what's left of them into patches, before tossing the unusable scraps.
I also grow most of my own herbs and veggies, and raise my own chickens.
I don't even have an Amazon account.
Still 20%: the percentage of comics who are actually funny never changes.
Hot & Ready is the 1973 dutch magazine found in the woods by unsuspecting kids in the mid 80's. Is Esther actually Pornsquatch, the cryptozoological creature who hides behind the old porn he hides in the woods?
#3, 7:00, She didn't wait till 27 to have sex because she wanted to, she waited until she could AFFORD to buy it since no one would want any part of that unless they were WELL PAID. Truth hurts. Deal with it.