They weren't comic relief in the book, though it makes perfect sense to make them so--all the other characters were tragic, broken people so laughing at any of them would be distasteful. It only follows that the musical turns the two characters who _aren't_ tragic into comic relief.
Katelyn Schmidt Did you think they both had Thenardier for a first name? Or have you somehow navigated Harry Potter without ever noticing the name Dursley? I can’t decide which is worse... 😜
Well, it’s a point in the book. Eponine used to be a terrible spoiled bullying girl, who was horrible to Cosette, but descending into poverty and never getting the man she loved really broke her down and forced her to build herself into a new woman.
I was wondering what he was going for... It's not a very good French accent. Sometimes he almost sounds Italian instead, like his Pirelli character in Sweeney Todd. But why would Thenardier be the only one with a French accent, given that they're all supposed to be French?...
A french accent is very eloquent whereas an exxagetated british accent can be percieved as impropper, so basicly im saying it was on purpose, makes him seem like hes more upper class
As a British stage production, actors simply used their own voices. It's mostly tragic melodrama. But the Thenadier's are comic relief. Some stage productions overplay their roles with a Cockney accent, while others poked fun at the French (an English national sport) with an exaggerated French accent. Sasha is doing the latter.
Only Sacha Baron Cohen could play a character like this in a movie version of a musical. The best comical relief I've ever seen in a dramatic movie like this.
I think it has more to do with the fact that singing disrupts natural speech flow so your less likely to have a noticeable accent while singing. It’s a trick used by some polyglots to learn new languages. If you want an example, look at all the international Got Talent videos of people in non English speaking countries, singing in English.
@@Robynhoodlum no he mainly uses French when he's trying to impress new clients. He has a cockney accent in the beginning, when he's just singing to himself/to the passed out drunks. then, when clean new clients come in, he puts on a french accent to seem more appealing to them
Whizzer Brown I watched it in school and my teacher couldn’’t figure out how to lower the volume so it was loud as hell and well.... just imagine a ton of ppl walking by the door hearing ”OH SANTA” 😂🤔
Borat And Bellatrix in a movie about Gladiator chasing down Wolverine, who helps Catwoman and Little Red Riding Hood, during a Revolution with Newt Scamander. Who've I left out?
Just so you know that baby they give away is Gavorche... also eponine's last word would have been 'grow' but she died and gavorche's last word would have been 'up' but he died too. 'Grow up' Neither got to Grow Up😭
Everyone hating on this, I really do hope you know they sang EVERYTHING in the movie live and had one take for it (They didn’t record it in a studio and put the sound over, they just sang it all live))
Yeah, that's why I'm not a fan. It's impressive, sure, but... they could've just dubbed it and it would've probably been fine. I see this film more as an interesting experiment than a successful finished product.
Hamiltrash, I agree. It's much more difficult if you sing it live to the camera with one take. While you are technically singing live when on stage, usually, you've had adamant rehearsal time (including the understudies) to get it right, and, if you are ill enough not to do it, your understudy should know the role well enough to take it on. So yes, a valiant effort to do it on film in one take, and Sacha isn't a trained singer, aside from his voice.
"I just keep singing it over and over. It just comes out. I have no control over it. I'm singing it on elevators, buses. I sing it infront of clients. It's taking over my life." - George Castanza
So I’m normally against blatant comic relief characters on principal, but these two just work so well. They do an amazing job with the physical comedy, they’re totally in sync with the entire operation, and they fit the time period and circumstances so well. It’s almost like their existence just works to show more of the effects of the awful society they’re a part of. Plus it’s Cohen and Carter.
I actually like this version more than the musical, since they sounds like they're actually drunk in this one. For the kind of sound this piece should have, the musical version sounds too clean, in my opinion. That said, both version are amazing, and probably the preference of any of them by anyone would be based more on personal preferences, rather than an actual better performance of one of the two cast.
Honestly, I came here hoping that at least THIS song would be good in the movie... But I find it terrible. It has absolutely no energy at all... When you're used to listening to the stage versions, this one makes them sound as if they've been sedated. Yet I loved both Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter in Sweeney Todd, which had the same type of energetic songs requiring a lot of acting as well as singing.
I like it too. There's a sort of logic as well that if you act a certain way, the rest will follow (so herd mind?), so the fact that they act tired and drunk could make sense.
"Master Of The House" (performed by Sacha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter and Cast) My band of soaks, my den of dissolute's My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts My sons of whores spend their lives in my inn, Homing pigeons homing in They fly through my doors, And they crawl out on all fours Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: Rooking their guests and crooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the house, keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine, making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor, butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat Filling up the sausages with this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side! (Oh Santa!) Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice, there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks I knows How it all increases, all them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! (Oh, sorry love Let's get something done about that) I used to dream that I would meet a prince But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since? Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! Master of the house! Master and a half! Comforter, philosopher Don't make me laugh! Servant to the poor, butler to the great Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Everybody raise a glass Raise it up the master's arse Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
Cast) My band of soaks, my den of dissolute's My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts My sons of whores spend their lives in my inn, Homing pigeons homing in They fly through my doors, And they crawl out on all fours Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: Rooking their guests and crooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the house, keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine, making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor, butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat Filling up the sausages with this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side! (Oh Santa!) Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice, there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks I knows How it all increases, all them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! (Oh, sorry love Let's get something done about that) I used to dream that I would meet a prince But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since? Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! Master of the house! Master and a half! Comforter, philosopher Don't make me laugh! Servant to the poor, butler to the great Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Everybody raise a glass Raise it up the master's arse Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
My favourite song in the film. Love Helena's verse. Only performance of Sacha's that I've seen him do in his natural accent. (British) Now I'll forever see him as a singing scoundrel or a royal (self titled) lemur
@@JellyMyst if you notice he seems to only put on the French accent when he's being deceptive to people. When he's singing to his friends and family, he uses a British accent.
👏Lol Sasha and Helena are excellent here. Everyone thought the director was crazy for filming this live with an accompanied orchestra just like a real Broadway show but this scene of comedic relief in a very intense story is such a testament to the authenticity, bravery and altogether genius of this version.
I went to see it last week. I can’t get it out of my head. I just keep singing it over and over. It just comes out. I have no control over it. I’m singing it on elevators, buses. I sing it in front of clients. It’s taking over my life.
🖤🖤Helena Bonham Carter & Sacha Baron Cohen Mrs. Lovett & Adolfo Pirelli in "Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street", Madame Thénardier & Monsieur Thenardier in "Les Miserables", & Iracebeth the Red Queen & Time in "Alice Through the Looking Glass"
That line was also in the stage musical and doesn't even need to be true. It's my interpretation they're putting on a quarrelling couple act to both garner sympathy from different parts of their clientele.
my school "turkey" is too light to be dark meat and too light to be light meat, it's all one color which is weird. you won't through away most of the "turkey" and it has a clammy taste.
Really enjoyed this movie, I never watched a movie based off a play. All the actors did a excellent job, singing, dancing, and playing their parts. Had to rewatch it with the subtitles on, and understood it better
So long ago yet I still notice small visual gags I hadn't before. My favorite is how the blonde street kid later in the story is the baby they swapped the man's briefcase for.
This song is addicting. The innkeeper and his wife are so greedy and evil it’s comical, and everyone else singing along is so drunk that they’re happy to go along with it.
To this kid, anyway. They threw their son out on the streets... Not to mention how they treated Cosette. She wasn't their own but she was still just a kid.
Drinkers: Come on, you old pest! Fetch a bottle of your best! What's the nectar of the day? Thenardier: Here try this lot Guaranteed to hit the spot Or I'm not Thenardier! Drinkers: Give us a glass of rum! Landlord over here! Thenardier: Right away you scum, Right away Monsieur! Drinkers: God, this place has gone to hell So you tell me every year! Mine host, Thenardier He was there, so they say At the field of Waterloo, Got there, it's true When the fight was all through But he knew just what to do! Crawling through the mud, so I've heard it said Picking through the pockets of the English dead He made a tidy score from the spoils of war! Thenardier: My band of soaks, my den of dissolute's My dirty jokes, my always p**sed as newts My sons of whores spend there lives in my inn, Homing pigeons homing in They fly through my doors, And their money's good as yours! Drinkers: Ain't got a clue what he put into this stew, Must've scr*ped it off the street. God what a wine, Chateauneuf du Terpentine, Must've pressed it with his feet! Landlord over here Where's the bloody man? One more for the road, One more slug of gin! Just one more or my old man is gonna do me in... Thenardier: Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: Rooking their guests and crooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the house, keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine, making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! Thenardier & Drinkers: Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor, butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone Thenardier But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! Enter Monsieur, lay down your load Unlace your boots, rest from the road This weighs a ton, travel's a curse But here we strive to lighten your purse Here the goose is cooked Here the fat is fried And nothing's overlooked Till I'm satisfied Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat Filling up the sausages with this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side! Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice, there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks he knows How it all increases, all them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! Thenardier & Chorus: Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor, butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Gives 'em everything he's got Thenardier: Dirty bunch of geezers Jesus! What a sorry little lot! Mme. Thenardier: I used to dream that I would meet a prince But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since? Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit! `Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong sh*t! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! Thenardier & Drinkers: Master of the house! Mme. Thenardier: Master and a half! Thenardier & Drinkers: Comforter, philosopher Mme. Thenardier: Ah, don't make me laugh! Thenardier & Drinkers: Servant to the poor, butler to the great Mme. Thenardier: Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! Thenardier & Drinkers: Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Thenardier: Everybody raise a glass Mme. Thenardier: Raise it up the master's arse All Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
You know, Schumann went mad from that. He went crazy from one note. He couldn't get it out of his head. I think it was an A. He kept repeating it over and over again. He had to be institutionalized.
There was a lot in this movie (a lot) that ranged from questionable to just plain bad, but there are two things about this movie I know to be true. 1. Samantha Barks is a queen who stood head and shoulders above everyone else in this movie (I know she’s not in this clip but it just needs to be stated). 2. Sacha and Helena flaming nailed it!
I sang this in a school talent show when I was 15 and the teacher told me to leave out all the rude words, but then he played this version of the song with the lyrics, so it didn’t matter anyway.
Everyone is in agreement that this movie is a disaster, but there’s something in the almost deformed adaptation that makes it an absolute delight to witness. Especially this sequence, which is just wonderful.. I could watch it a hundred times through.
I was about to say that this was the best song in the musical. But then I think of all the others and I can't pick a best one because they're all so good.
Here, you can sing along now My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts My sons of whores (no, no, no, no not tonight) spend their lives in my inn Homing pigeons homing in They fly through my doors And they crawl out on all fours Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: Rooking their guests and cooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the house, keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine, making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye Never was a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor, butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat Filling up the sausages with this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side! (Oh Santa!) Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice (Hand it over!) Here a little slice, there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks I knows How it all increases, all them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! (Oh, sorry love Must get something done about that) I used to dream that I would meet a prince But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since? Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! Master of the house! Master and a half! Comforter, philosopher Don't make me laugh! Servant to the poor, butler to the great Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Everybody raise a glass Raise it up the master's arse Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
The only comedic relief in this emotional rollercoaster of a movie
You forgot the bits where Russell Crow sings.
RIP my sides.
I suppose you aren't one to appreciate the comedy in hilariously bad acting.
They weren't comic relief in the book, though it makes perfect sense to make them so--all the other characters were tragic, broken people so laughing at any of them would be distasteful. It only follows that the musical turns the two characters who _aren't_ tragic into comic relief.
@@1painting434 I genuinely loved Russel Crowe's singing
The Thenaidiers make the Dursleys from Harry Potter look like appropriate guardians.
Yes
In care wise, yes the dursleys are better, personality, I love the thenardiers
@@sapphicmoonlightlilith who ?
Katelyn Schmidt
Did you think they both had Thenardier for a first name? Or have you somehow navigated Harry Potter without ever noticing the name Dursley?
I can’t decide which is worse... 😜
To be fair in the playbill I have for les mis they're just marked as ¨Inn keeper¨ and ¨Inn keeper's wife¨
While Voldemort was recovering, Bellatrix had to lie low for a while
Mackenzie Sigmon omg
Omg yes
And we mean really low. Like rock bottom low
Haha lol
breaking news: actors are in other movies and harry potter is for morons
How the hell does eponie grow into such a wonderful, honest, brave girl, I would never know
I had the exact same thought watching this!
Well, it’s a point in the book. Eponine used to be a terrible spoiled bullying girl, who was horrible to Cosette, but descending into poverty and never getting the man she loved really broke her down and forced her to build herself into a new woman.
she looks so scared standing next to madame thenardier 4:43
Heck, how did Cosette not grow up traumatized?
Someone had to take care of the parents
Let's just all agree on two things
1. Helena is AMAZING
2.Most of the characters she plays are either wicked, funny, or both.
I've seen funnier Madame Thenardiers. And Madame Thenardier was usually played as a homely big woman.
She’s great in Fight Club.
MakeupLover 24 I don’t agree
Helena worked with Gaulier and he didn't like her one bit.
Peyton _24 and she's badass at it
Helena has made food from random animals in a weirdly high number of musicals.
Including humans
"If I had a nickle for every Time it happened I would have 2 nickles...its not a lot but its weird its happened twice"
Did you just call humans "random animals"?
Personal experience
"And I'm telling you, them pussy cats is quick." 🎵
Lol Sacha Baron Cohen was the only one who even attempted a French accent in this film
I was wondering what he was going for... It's not a very good French accent. Sometimes he almost sounds Italian instead, like his Pirelli character in Sweeney Todd. But why would Thenardier be the only one with a French accent, given that they're all supposed to be French?...
@@aramis5301 I always thought the purpose of his distinct accent was just to show how he puts on airs to trick his customers into feeling greater ease
but... but Gavroche ;-;
A french accent is very eloquent whereas an exxagetated british accent can be percieved as impropper, so basicly im saying it was on purpose, makes him seem like hes more upper class
As a British stage production, actors simply used their own voices. It's mostly tragic melodrama. But the Thenadier's are comic relief. Some stage productions overplay their roles with a Cockney accent, while others poked fun at the French (an English national sport) with an exaggerated French accent. Sasha is doing the latter.
'Liver of a cat'
Cuts of cats tail
Proper biologist
Yeah lol
Ikr
He’s a smart man
Off*
Only Sacha Baron Cohen could play a character like this in a movie version of a musical. The best comical relief I've ever seen in a dramatic movie like this.
Seems like he's having a blast 😂😂😂
Have you seen Alun Armstrong? His version is brilliant!
He's like King Julien at second best running the inn for a two timing dirty lying sneaky cheating lowdown backstabbing thief.
Love this movie but that camera movement gave me a headache.
I love how he keeps switching from a british to a french accent
It's cause accent represents class in the movie
French - high class
British (more specifically cockney) - poor
I think it has more to do with the fact that singing disrupts natural speech flow so your less likely to have a noticeable accent while singing. It’s a trick used by some polyglots to learn new languages. If you want an example, look at all the international Got Talent videos of people in non English speaking countries, singing in English.
yes, it keeps throwing me off!
@@Robynhoodlum no he mainly uses French when he's trying to impress new clients. He has a cockney accent in the beginning, when he's just singing to himself/to the passed out drunks. then, when clean new clients come in, he puts on a french accent to seem more appealing to them
Imagine watching this movie and having your parents walk in durring "OOH SANTA" and that's what I experienced today
Whizzer Brown
I watched it in school and my teacher couldn’’t figure out how to lower the volume so it was loud as hell and well.... just imagine a ton of ppl walking by the door hearing ”OH SANTA” 😂🤔
The movie when I'm alone: Castle on a clooouuuud
The movie as soon as my parents walk in: Oh SaNtA
Whizzer Brown passion dies tho
It's even better when your dad is a professional santa
"What am I watching you ask? Well It's a film based on a play, It's culture! culture I say!!!!"
"God knows how i've lost it living with this bastard in the house" favorite part
No it's ' god knows how I've LASTED living with this barstad in the house'
Still best bit.
Or when she's like "Thinks he's quite a lover, but there's not much there" and they all stare at his crotch
“MASTER OF THE HOUSE”
“Master of the huh?”
@@birdacorn1115 Master and a half*
He pissed in the alcohol and then he gets passed the same bottle at the end, drinks it and spits it out XD oh my god that's great!!
Hahaha I'd never noticed that XD
Yeah, happens on the on stage performances too
@@nahbirdie4773 so the guy performing has to save his pee breaks for on stage
I just noticed that tonight!
@@richardharoldmeddows728 probably has a small water container built into his costume and a pipe to replicate his penis
"This song is stuck in my head, it's taking over my life"
and Alton Benes
George from Seinfeld is that you
Pipe down, chorus boy
@Ricardo Martín "it's snowing outside...I can't go outside in this jacket....its suede."
George Costanza brought me here too
Helena Carter is an actual gift to the acting world
Sacha Baron Cohen too, well an actual gift to the comedic world
“Everybody bless he landlord”
“EVERYBODY BLESS HIS SPOUSE!!!”
*it's Borat's and Bellatrix's hotel!*
That... Explains _so_ _much_ about how these two operate. Borat+Bellatrix.
Now excuse me while I scrub my brain with bleach.
Siathuan same
Borat And Bellatrix in a movie about Gladiator chasing down Wolverine, who helps Catwoman and Little Red Riding Hood, during a Revolution with Newt Scamander. Who've I left out?
beyo5 Your missing Ann Hathaway (I'm not sure who you who are referring to with catwoman).
Hathaway played Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises
Can we all please agree that Helena Bonham Carter is a legend worthy of exaltation.
Clothilde
Yes.
No.
The men Helena suduces are proper hot
Galactic arthpin i
I was like who is he! :D
Cryptic zydrate is that English?
He is PROPERLY hot, which is next level hot.
Let me know what's his name 😂🤣
Just so you know that baby they give away is Gavorche... also eponine's last word would have been 'grow' but she died and gavorche's last word would have been 'up' but he died too. 'Grow up' Neither got to Grow Up😭
Pretty sure you mean Gavroche
Okay Satan lets calm down a bit
eponine sorta gotta grow up tho
I didn't come here to be destroyed like this
At 2:13?
3:02 *OOH SANTA*
Robin Kouwer your profile pic just makes this comment so much more hilarious
Jacob Anderson TF2 Heavy is always a solid choice.
*OOH SASHA*
- Heavy Weapons Guy
What Bing will show you for typing 'Christmas photos'
*ooh Santa*
Everyone hating on this, I really do hope you know they sang EVERYTHING in the movie live and had one take for it (They didn’t record it in a studio and put the sound over, they just sang it all live))
+ Sacha baron cohen had completely lost his voice prior to the recording and it hadn't recovered.
Yeah, that's why I'm not a fan. It's impressive, sure, but... they could've just dubbed it and it would've probably been fine. I see this film more as an interesting experiment than a successful finished product.
@@willowbarrelmaker8269 they explained in an interview why they sang it live :)
Hamiltrash, I agree. It's much more difficult if you sing it live to the camera with one take. While you are technically singing live when on stage, usually, you've had adamant rehearsal time (including the understudies) to get it right, and, if you are ill enough not to do it, your understudy should know the role well enough to take it on. So yes, a valiant effort to do it on film in one take, and Sacha isn't a trained singer, aside from his voice.
Right, I love this movie and the singing wasn't Broadway quality because this isn't Broadway. The movie needed to be more realistic and it was
"I just keep singing it over and over. It just comes out. I have no control over it. I'm singing it on elevators, buses. I sing it infront of clients. It's taking over my life."
- George Castanza
Andddd now I see why
"Pipe down, chorus boy."
I will never forget my band director’s instructions when I played this song in high school: Be as obnoxious as possible. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
So I’m normally against blatant comic relief characters on principal, but these two just work so well. They do an amazing job with the physical comedy, they’re totally in sync with the entire operation, and they fit the time period and circumstances so well. It’s almost like their existence just works to show more of the effects of the awful society they’re a part of. Plus it’s Cohen and Carter.
I actually like this version more than the musical, since they sounds like they're actually drunk in this one. For the kind of sound this piece should have, the musical version sounds too clean, in my opinion.
That said, both version are amazing, and probably the preference of any of them by anyone would be based more on personal preferences, rather than an actual better performance of one of the two cast.
Why would the Thénardiers be drunk, though? They're trying to get people drunk to swindle them.
Honestly, I came here hoping that at least THIS song would be good in the movie... But I find it terrible. It has absolutely no energy at all... When you're used to listening to the stage versions, this one makes them sound as if they've been sedated. Yet I loved both Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter in Sweeney Todd, which had the same type of energetic songs requiring a lot of acting as well as singing.
I like it too. There's a sort of logic as well that if you act a certain way, the rest will follow (so herd mind?), so the fact that they act tired and drunk could make sense.
Matt Lucas is brilliant in the musical! Sounds proper drunk too (and I love Sasha in this btw.)
@@JellyMyst Well they sound hungover which is what they are
Their daughter be like,”Idk wth is happening but people are dancing and I’m rich!”
Eponine is beautiful
Oh my god
Helena slays every role she portrays just a proof that she is a great actress! ❤️
I really like the way she says "Don't make me laugh"... It has a very Bellatrix vibe to it.
Sacha Baron Cohen is so great for this role
"Master Of The House"
(performed by Sacha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter and Cast)
My band of soaks, my den of dissolute's
My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts
My sons of whores spend their lives in my inn,
Homing pigeons homing in
They fly through my doors,
And they crawl out on all fours
Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down
And meet the best innkeeper in town
As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:
Rooking their guests and crooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the house, doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!
Master of the house, keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
Watering the wine, making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby to pass him by
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
But lock up your valises
Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages with this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side!
(Oh Santa!)
Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice, there a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks I knows
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
(Oh, sorry love
Let's get something done about that)
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit!
Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!
Master of the house!
Master and a half!
Comforter, philosopher
Don't make me laugh!
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the master's arse
Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
Must of been one of the most fun songs to do in the film
"Must have", you illiterate dog with swimming goggles.
@M E Jesus dude cool your jets…
@@Chad-ye8hk What? He clearly is a dog with swimming goggles.
M E Oh Sorry I thought u said something else instead of “dog” my apologies, I guess I’m an illiterate dog too!
"must've"
Seeing Helena working the meat grinder really gave me some good old Fleet Street memories
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it’s beef.
I love these two in this...played the parts well...their chemistry is great as well x
3:05
Even if he's a total ass to her later, seeing him act kinder to her when she was younger is kinda sweet
0:58 And also see how she loves her dad
And little Eponine is like "gosh my dad is cool"
Cast)
My band of soaks, my den of dissolute's
My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts
My sons of whores spend their lives in my inn,
Homing pigeons homing in
They fly through my doors,
And they crawl out on all fours
Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down
And meet the best innkeeper in town
As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:
Rooking their guests and crooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the house, doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!
Master of the house, keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
Watering the wine, making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby to pass him by
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
But lock up your valises
Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages with this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side!
(Oh Santa!)
Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice, there a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks I knows
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
(Oh, sorry love
Let's get something done about that)
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit!
Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!
Master of the house!
Master and a half!
Comforter, philosopher
Don't make me laugh!
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the master's arse
Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
OOH SANTA
Aidan_lol 123 lol
Christmas came early
YES SANTA GIVE ME SOME!!!!
that part got me
It wasn't santa it was sint Nicholas, wich is dutch
MY FAVOURITE SONG IN THIS FUCKING FUCKITTY AMAZING MOVIE.
salvation. Literally same
Same same same
Lol, I feel sorry for you all.
It's either you haven't listened to the other songs or you just genuinely really like this song
@@OzgurAkyildizfilm just because people have different tastes doesnt mean they should be pitied
Am I the only one thinking Helena is HOT AS HELL???
she always is
Nope
Bit too gothic
Shes constantly hot as hell
Lol no absolutely not
it reminded me so much to sweeny todd when they made this meat
Victor Gazda
and they also sing
Victor Gazda And has the same actors! It's Mrs. Lovett and Pareli aka Davey.
Victor Gazda omg SAME
It reminded me of those microwave meals from tesco
When that part came I whispered to my mom Sweeney Todd much?😂
The man Helena is flirting with.... that's the man who shot garvroche. He killed her son,
wait no! the soldier who i thought was hot? 😭😭
Gavroche isn't her son, is he?
@@lucy-dn9sv theres no way...
I've seen it. Or is it only mentioned in the book
@@rpminergabe2953 well, if you watch on Amazon there is trivia on the side and it says he’s Eponine’s brother so yeah. Hope this helps?
What's his name? 🥴🤤
My favourite song in the film. Love Helena's verse. Only performance of Sacha's that I've seen him do in his natural accent. (British) Now I'll forever see him as a singing scoundrel or a royal (self titled) lemur
I'm not sure what you mean with the accent. Sacha tried to put on a French accent in the film.
@@JellyMyst if you notice he seems to only put on the French accent when he's being deceptive to people. When he's singing to his friends and family, he uses a British accent.
Me: Wishing Helena was sitting on my lap no matter the reason
Same lmao
👏Lol Sasha and Helena are excellent here. Everyone thought the director was crazy for filming this live with an accompanied orchestra just like a real Broadway show but this scene of comedic relief in a very intense story is such a testament to the authenticity, bravery and altogether genius of this version.
I love this so much, these two are brilliant together, Helena is really good with Johnny depp too
Love those last twenty seconds!! 4:35 the instrumental part at the end fits perfectly in how funny, miserable and dirty is the place where they are
I love how he changes his accent once the wealthy customers come in.
I went to see it last week. I can’t get it out of my head. I just keep singing it over and over. It just comes out. I have no control over it. I’m singing it on elevators, buses. I sing it in front of clients. It’s taking over my life.
Yeah it’s going take about 8 months to get rid of it and about 2 years to forget about it entirely just to remember it about 6 years later.
This man is making so many health code violations! I'd yelp the hell outta him.
Cosette should have reported the health code violations
*I’d yelp the hell outta him*
They lose the inn later in the book/movie because people eventually caught on to how terrible their business was.
Funny to see a libertarian whine about enforcing regulations.
@@JakabBigShow makes the best kind of pie
🖤🖤Helena Bonham Carter & Sacha Baron Cohen
Mrs. Lovett & Adolfo Pirelli in "Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street",
Madame Thénardier & Monsieur Thenardier in "Les Miserables", & Iracebeth the Red Queen & Time in "Alice Through the Looking Glass"
god they're both so attractive
I was never really into the Thernadiers when I'd seen stage versions but Helena and Sacha just kill it. This is my favourite scene now.
This is the best song/scene in the whole movie adaptation. For multiple reasons. Perfect casting!
"thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there" ..ummmm y'all seen him in Sweeney Todd?
toOmoide I will never see pirelli the same way in that movie again... o-o
That line was also in the stage musical and doesn't even need to be true. It's my interpretation they're putting on a quarrelling couple act to both garner sympathy from different parts of their clientele.
More importantly, she says that then THE WOMEN ALL STARE AT HIS D I C K
🤣🤣 he was packing... ah large banana in his pocket 😁
@@murjanipeterson9825 🤣🤣
Helena Bonham Carter is just AMAZING!!❤️
Yes!!
Even if you don't like Les Misérables", you are obliged to love the song ^^
What they put in the food sounds like public school lunches...
Maybe the people behind school lunches watched Les Mis when they were coming up with the menus...
I don't think anyone who's running the public school systems has that much taste or class to be quite honest with you.
Yeah. I think you are right about that.
my school "turkey" is too light to be dark meat and too light to be light meat, it's all one color which is weird. you won't through away most of the "turkey" and it has a clammy taste.
i played Gavroche in a production that i did when i was younger and wow! it was educational! that's for sure!
So this is what George wouldn't stop freakin singing.
Schuman...
Haha that’s why I’m here
Nicholas i want to hear him singing les mis now
Really enjoyed this movie, I never watched a movie based off a play. All the actors did a excellent job, singing, dancing, and playing their parts. Had to rewatch it with the subtitles on, and understood it better
and my name is BORAT and I am the master of the house.
calviniron13 wawaweewa king in the castle, king in the castle, oh go do this, go do that, king in the castle
I heard boar rat
*my name uh borat
Love this song. My favourite from Les Miserables. Helena Bonham Carter's parts are hilarious. 😂😍
Bellatrix and the others deatheaters after Voldemorts death. (If they actually lived I mean) 😂
I was looking to see if someone would say that 😂😂
LmAOOO
Ayesta Z omfg yass. And got a tme turner.
Ayesta Z nope Bellatrix dead death by ginger
😂😂😂😂
2% for looking in the mirror twice what the hecki padalecki
dilmíche the duck supernatural fans everywhere
dilmíche the duck frickle frackle jensen ackles
you know what they say felicia day
holy s...pirit
Woon Yeewern 2% for sleeping with the windows shut
I’ve been a landlord for ten years. This is my jam!
This is like one of my favourite songs from this musical and I used to listen to it as a kid not realising what they were singing lmao
"Oh santa" 😂
I saw this for world history, I was cracking up at that part😂🤣
I like how Sacha gives him more of an accent over the production’s Thénardiers
Well done Sacha!!! Master of disguise!! Brilliant!
Thenadier: Seldom do you see, honest men like me...
Also thenadier: steals the guys hat while saying that.
So long ago yet I still notice small visual gags I hadn't before. My favorite is how the blonde street kid later in the story is the baby they swapped the man's briefcase for.
I like how Monsieur Thenardier is the only one in the whole movie with a French accent.
Even funnier that, despite being fully capable of a good french accent, he chose to go full pepe le pew lol
he only does it when decieving richer guys to impress them lmao
Just realized the genius of having him literally catch the guy’s eye at 2:21 right when they say “quick to catch your eye”
Who's here just for OOH SANTA?!😂
Peggy Schuyler and Peggy
Swalla
🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼🙋🏼
🙋♀️😂
serenmaiwilliams he's not santa, or father Christmas, he's saint nikolas
This song is addicting. The innkeeper and his wife are so greedy and evil it’s comical, and everyone else singing along is so drunk that they’re happy to go along with it.
Awe I love how sweet he is to his kid
To this kid, anyway. They threw their son out on the streets... Not to mention how they treated Cosette. She wasn't their own but she was still just a kid.
We watched this in class when we read les miserables, and all my language arts teacher had to say after this scene was "ooh Santa."
I love Eponine in this it’s the only time you see the three of them as a happy family
0:58, 3:05, 4:33
Drinkers:
Come on, you old pest!
Fetch a bottle of your best!
What's the nectar of the day?
Thenardier:
Here try this lot
Guaranteed to hit the spot
Or I'm not Thenardier!
Drinkers:
Give us a glass of rum!
Landlord over here!
Thenardier:
Right away you scum,
Right away Monsieur!
Drinkers:
God, this place has gone to hell
So you tell me every year!
Mine host, Thenardier
He was there, so they say
At the field of Waterloo,
Got there, it's true
When the fight was all through
But he knew just what to do!
Crawling through the mud, so I've heard it said
Picking through the pockets of the English dead
He made a tidy score from the spoils of war!
Thenardier:
My band of soaks, my den of dissolute's
My dirty jokes, my always p**sed as newts
My sons of whores spend there lives in my inn,
Homing pigeons homing in
They fly through my doors,
And their money's good as yours!
Drinkers:
Ain't got a clue what he put into this stew,
Must've scr*ped it off the street.
God what a wine, Chateauneuf du Terpentine,
Must've pressed it with his feet!
Landlord over here
Where's the bloody man?
One more for the road,
One more slug of gin!
Just one more or my old man is gonna do me in...
Thenardier:
Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down
And meet the best innkeeper in town
As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:
Rooking their guests and crooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the house, doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!
Master of the house, keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
Watering the wine, making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
Thenardier & Drinkers:
Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby to pass him by
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
Thenardier
But lock up your valises
Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
Enter Monsieur, lay down your load
Unlace your boots, rest from the road
This weighs a ton, travel's a curse
But here we strive to lighten your purse
Here the goose is cooked
Here the fat is fried
And nothing's overlooked
Till I'm satisfied
Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages with this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side!
Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice, there a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks he knows
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
Thenardier & Chorus:
Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby to pass him by
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Gives 'em everything he's got
Thenardier:
Dirty bunch of geezers
Jesus! What a sorry little lot!
Mme. Thenardier:
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
Master of the house? Isn't worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong sh*t!
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!
Thenardier & Drinkers:
Master of the house!
Mme. Thenardier:
Master and a half!
Thenardier & Drinkers:
Comforter, philosopher
Mme. Thenardier:
Ah, don't make me laugh!
Thenardier & Drinkers:
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Mme. Thenardier:
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
Thenardier & Drinkers:
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!
Thenardier:
Everybody raise a glass
Mme. Thenardier:
Raise it up the master's arse
All
Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
E.T Show why'd you censor the word scraped? 😂
Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter are amazing in their movies but what they did in Les Miserables was perfection
You know, Schumann went mad from that. He went crazy from one note. He couldn't get it out of his head. I think it was an A. He kept repeating it over and over again. He had to be institutionalized.
There was a lot in this movie (a lot) that ranged from questionable to just plain bad, but there are two things about this movie I know to be true.
1. Samantha Barks is a queen who stood head and shoulders above everyone else in this movie (I know she’s not in this clip but it just needs to be stated).
2. Sacha and Helena flaming nailed it!
I sang this in a school talent show when I was 15 and the teacher told me to leave out all the rude words, but then he played this version of the song with the lyrics, so it didn’t matter anyway.
“Food beyond compare, food beyond belief”
*cuts off cat tail and throughs it in the pot”
Liver of a cat
*chops of the tail
Comforter, phylosopher and biologist
There will never be a better version than this
The dark humor in this scene never fail to make me giggle in sadness
I wasn’t a huge fan of the movie but this scene was so good and these two did an amazing job!
This song is such a earwormer that George Constanza has it stuck in his head for a week. Yes, I arrived here from the jacket episode of Seinfeld.
Everyone is in agreement that this movie is a disaster, but there’s something in the almost deformed adaptation that makes it an absolute delight to witness. Especially this sequence, which is just wonderful.. I could watch it a hundred times through.
Sacha Baron Cohen is a legend!
HELENA IS A GOD, I LOVE HER!
this movie is an emotional roller coaster of sadness and excitement
I'm gonna be playing Mr. Thenardiers in our les miserable musical play at school next year. Wish me luck😅
Baconic good luck dude! I expect you to be extra conniving and evil.
omg same. gonna be mme thernadier tho
it’s been a year! did you ace it?
How did it go?
Yeah what happened?
So catchy
George Constanza approves that
This movie is Gold. Personally one of my favorites. 🍻
I was about to say that this was the best song in the musical. But then I think of all the others and I can't pick a best one because they're all so good.
Here, you can sing along now
My band of soaks, my den of dissolutes
My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts
My sons of whores (no, no, no, no not tonight) spend their lives in my inn
Homing pigeons homing in
They fly through my doors
And they crawl out on all fours
Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down
And meet the best innkeeper in town
As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:
Rooking their guests and cooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the house, doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!
Master of the house, keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
Watering the wine, making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye
Never was a passerby to pass him by
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
But lock up your valises
Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone!
Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages with this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side!
(Oh Santa!)
Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice (Hand it over!)
Here a little slice, there a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks I knows
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
Jesus! It's amazing how it grows!
(Oh, sorry love
Must get something done about that)
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit!
Comforter, philosopher and lifelong shit!
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house!
Master of the house!
Master and a half!
Comforter, philosopher
Don't make me laugh!
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
Everybody bless the landlord!
Everybody bless his spouse!
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the master's arse
Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!
My favourite scene from the movie. ❤️
Yes me too!!
I fell in love with this musical when I was 13, and waited decades for this iteration to be made when I was 29
Best song of the movie