SURPRISE!!!! Happy 100th episode guilty whores, this episode came out early for you, because that is exactly what the plan was, and NOBODY made a mistake. Love you!!!!
I hate how Edward has been alive for over a hundred years with multiple medical degrees but somehow forgot the necessities for a human camping in a snowstorm lmao
Garrick!! You’re a legend for bringing up Jaspers Confederate sympathizing ass!!!! UGH. S. Meyer notoriously did not want any POC in the Twilight movies & pushed against it bc it wasn’t “her vision” smh. Also she failed to do proper research on the Quiluete tribe, made some a shady comment about Mexican people in the book, & endorsed Taylor Lautner’s white self playing a Native American person. Smh she is no hero. Not at all.
My favorite thing is that they are not aware of the twilight knowledge of Stephanie Meyer being a Mormon and this entire series being an allegory for Mormons. Her brother was the inspo for Jacob and it make sense for all of the native, and civil war shit because of her Mormon background. Also Bella was her writing a self insert book being lusted after by everyone 😂
yeah and it makes the whole series messy and gross with these wild undertones of misogyny and racism and creepiness that all make sense when you find out about the mormonism
When I was a young teen and I was fully in my Twilight phase, Eclipse was my favourite book. Reading it again as an adult or watching the movie, you really see how HARD Stephanie went in with her Mormon shit
Zach saying Dakota Fanning and Brittney Murphy were in Jersey Girl instead of UpTown Girl is very funny to me. I would love Dakota in a Kevin Smith film.
About Kristen’s hair in the Twilight series. They go over this in the twilight podcast btw, but basically she wore wigs in all of the movies (maybe not the first one) she had to have short hair for The Runaways movie and had to have different hairstyles for her other projects outside of Twilight.
Some intel from a hardcore twihard back in the old days: Kristen had just played Joan Jett and her hair just wasn’t fit for the role of Bella anymore. As to why the wig department fumbled so bad, it’s a mystery for the ages.
As someone from the same town as Charlie Swan, who's mom went to high school with him, saying he could play Joel is probably the sweetest thing someone could say lol
Stephanie Meyer is Mormon actually so you were very close Gerrick! If I remember correctly I think that’s why there’s such a emphasis to wait for marriage to have sex. Also that Jacob is a metaphor for homosexuality and how in new moon Bella says, “it’s not about who you are but what you choose to do” and alluding to how Mormons think being gay is a choice and morally wrong. Very much a huge Mormon allegory which as a queer person I find both deeply entertaining and horrifying when I heard about it.
@@lenayedabae313 he wasn’t charged, so it ultimately did not go anywhere & never saw a trial. I blame that on SA cases being notoriously hard to prove and I still side eye the man 👁️
Thank you Garrick, Zach, Kelsey and Miles for making 100 utterly delightful, laugh-out-loud episodes of what has easily become my favourite podcast! Here's to 100 more!🥰🥰🥰
I feel like I have the unpopular opinion of thinking the original actress for Victoria would've been so good. I haven't seen her in much but I think she could've played her even more sinister. I wasn't "scared" or threatened by Bryce Dallas Howard's portrayal (not saying it's bad, she just gave a different energy to the character).
He's not 1000, he's like 100. He died in the Spanish Flu. And I think it's his mother's ring? His mother could also read minds and asked Carlisle to save her son from dying by turning him.
Y’all slanderin Renee kills me 😂😂😂 also you meet Renee in the first movie. She’s there in the hospital when Bella is recovering at the end, and is on phone calls through it. Bella routinely tells us in the books that she loves her mom and thinks she’s great but she’s rather childlike and Bella’s felt more like the parent than the child rather often. So by this movie/book it’s clear Bella wants to protect her mom and let her enjoy her life rather than worry her in any way. Also I agree with Kelsey that Bella led Jacob on
This movie is how I know my dad loves me. He took me to see the first one, which is bad, then willingly took me to see this one and, to this day, has not ever complained *to me* (probably to my mom 😂) about how awful it is
So, for some reason I never focused on the fact that Jasper was a confederate soldier and we just never addressed that he was on the wrong side of history. Maybe it was because we focused on him making more personal kills as a vampire and coming back from that, and we took that as the overarching redemption to be able to celebrate his character. I don't know. I will say that the actor who plays this reformed confederate soldier also played Sokka, a supposedly Inuit-based character, in the terrible live action Avatar the Last Airbender film. Ah the early 2000s.
I’m in love with this podcast, so happy it’s 100!!!🎉🎉 I’m sure you don’t need ideas but Jurassic park III, Star Wars ep 1-3, Pocahontas or Blade. Would love to see your takes on these!
I'm do glad that Guilty pleasures has reached 100 ep. I have been listening to the beginning and I am listening every week. In the summers when I'm out of college I'm always listening to this podcast
This was great! I love all the discussions that have come out about Twilight over the years. Completely agree with everything that was said. I did always say that Edward needed to get pegged. 😂
When Garrick said that Stephanie must have been sheltered and Christian i realized you guys dont know a very important behind the scenes fact: Stephanie Meyer is Mormon
Just googled Bella's engagement ring, apparently it's described as "14-carat white gold, with 69 different cubic zirconias in a pave-style setting" AYOOO, also, immortal vampire gives you cubic zirconias, not diamonds. weak sauce
Having a flashback to Puppet History and the Donner party... and how vampires "drinking blood of humans" and being colonizers... and the indigenous people are just minding their own business when people eating people just came upon their land...
As a Twihard for life (yes, I camped out for all the red carpet premieres), I am very much looking forward to the innocent Guilty crew viewing Breaking Dawn Part 1 and 2.
I live in the town where Twilight filmed all the high school scenes. And to this day its still a big part of the tourism. There's a huge ass sign that says home of Twilight and its been hanging since the first Twilight came out. It's so shocking to me how much the tourism is still surrounded by Twilight where I live. The town is called Kalama
SURPRISE!!!! Happy 100th episode guilty whores, this episode came out early for you, because that is exactly what the plan was, and NOBODY made a mistake. Love you!!!!
Love you, too!!! Best mistake ever. Happy 100th and here’s to 100 more babyyyyy!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
I know you're looking for it....Garrick's rant about Jasper begins at 31:11 🤣🤣
Tks😅
I hate how Edward has been alive for over a hundred years with multiple medical degrees but somehow forgot the necessities for a human camping in a snowstorm lmao
That part NEVER made sense to me..Alice says bring a jacket. Like...???? Bring an insulated snow suit!
He's also unbelievably rich and can buy the most high end camping gear! 😂
Oh no this feels like an accidental upload I SHOULDNT BE HERE
I’m afraid to click away until the very end, just in case it disappears.
Shhhhhhh
Garrick!! You’re a legend for bringing up Jaspers Confederate sympathizing ass!!!! UGH. S. Meyer notoriously did not want any POC in the Twilight movies & pushed against it bc it wasn’t “her vision” smh. Also she failed to do proper research on the Quiluete tribe, made some a shady comment about Mexican people in the book, & endorsed Taylor Lautner’s white self playing a Native American person. Smh she is no hero. Not at all.
garrick is so right, every aspect of this franchise is impacted my stephanie meyer’s insane mormonism
The realization that Jacob imprinted on a hypothetical has haunted me to this day
My favorite thing is that they are not aware of the twilight knowledge of Stephanie Meyer being a Mormon and this entire series being an allegory for Mormons. Her brother was the inspo for Jacob and it make sense for all of the native, and civil war shit because of her Mormon background. Also Bella was her writing a self insert book being lusted after by everyone 😂
I came from listening on Apple Podcasts to make this comment! 😂
i also remember something about the cullens being modeled after the leader/creator(?) and when i look up pictures, i'm like, "ya, checks out." LOL
yeah and it makes the whole series messy and gross with these wild undertones of misogyny and racism and creepiness that all make sense when you find out about the mormonism
Maybe it's just me, but I think Zack is looking so *refreshed*.. That honeymoon/vacation brought out SPARKLES ✨🔥
When I was a young teen and I was fully in my Twilight phase, Eclipse was my favourite book. Reading it again as an adult or watching the movie, you really see how HARD Stephanie went in with her Mormon shit
Garrick's face when Kelsey said "enrobed".... I have ASCENDED 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Wait when?
@@kparker905 47:27 😂
AN EPISODE ON SATURDAY? We are BLESSED!!!
The picture of Zach in the background next to Kelsey😂💖
Zach saying Dakota Fanning and Brittney Murphy were in Jersey Girl instead of UpTown Girl is very funny to me. I would love Dakota in a Kevin Smith film.
I came here to see if anyone else said this. The fact that it took them so long to correct the Dakota/Elle thing and then they get the movie wrong. 💀
I WAS SCREAMING in my living room at "Jersey Girl" and there was NO CORRECTION.
I would honestly love a guilty pleasures book club of twilight
Check out @smellsliketeenangst They did a whole thing
About Kristen’s hair in the Twilight series. They go over this in the twilight podcast btw, but basically she wore wigs in all of the movies (maybe not the first one) she had to have short hair for The Runaways movie and had to have different hairstyles for her other projects outside of Twilight.
Also Kelsey I have those same pants! They look great! And desperately want more Miles in Guilty Pleasures. ❤
The first one was just clip in hair pieces
Some intel from a hardcore twihard back in the old days: Kristen had just played Joan Jett and her hair just wasn’t fit for the role of Bella anymore. As to why the wig department fumbled so bad, it’s a mystery for the ages.
As someone from the same town as Charlie Swan, who's mom went to high school with him, saying he could play Joel is probably the sweetest thing someone could say lol
18 minutes in and they're discussing hotwifing. Insane way to celebrate 100 episodes.
Stephanie Meyer is Mormon actually so you were very close Gerrick! If I remember correctly I think that’s why there’s such a emphasis to wait for marriage to have sex. Also that Jacob is a metaphor for homosexuality and how in new moon Bella says, “it’s not about who you are but what you choose to do” and alluding to how Mormons think being gay is a choice and morally wrong. Very much a huge Mormon allegory which as a queer person I find both deeply entertaining and horrifying when I heard about it.
Waiting for Miles to chime in that Mom Cullen is Ava/Rebecca from early Grey’s Anatomy!
What a good way to celebrate episode 100! This has been such a wonderful pod so far
an early guilty pleasures episode???? imagine my surprise to see this recommended after i finished watching phoning it in!
Same!!! ❤🔥
Cee-lo actually was accused of sexual assault and was fired from the voice . Leading to him laying low after
Lol when they were talking about how he's just chillin' now I was like 😬😬😬
@@hailey7368 me too. I know he still making music but im not sure how the case came out
@@lenayedabae313 he wasn’t charged, so it ultimately did not go anywhere & never saw a trial. I blame that on SA cases being notoriously hard to prove and I still side eye the man 👁️
Right, he definitely didn't do it right
Literally came here from Spotify to see if anyone commented this. He the opposite of did it right. He did it very, very wrong….
Hitting 100 just like we started, i love it. Congrats guys, can’t wait for more GP
Thank you Garrick, Zach, Kelsey and Miles for making 100 utterly delightful, laugh-out-loud episodes of what has easily become my favourite podcast! Here's to 100 more!🥰🥰🥰
Ariana, what are you doing here? 😂 GP on a Saturday? Yes please
I literally bought an "acab except Charlie Swan" sticker off of redbubble, was this the inspiration??
Finally, more twilight! Give the people what they want!
Dude, Bella’s mom is in multiple scenes in the first film (hospital scene after the fight with James!?) 😂
No one correcting Zach calling Uptown Girls “Jersey Girls” made me shed a tear tbh
SAME. I was so happy when they finally corrected the Dakota/Elle mistake. And then he says the wrong movie. 😭💀
I audibly gasped when I saw this episode was uploaded. It’s such a nice weekend treat! Congrats on 100 episodes!! 🎉
"Bella Swan is 'all lives matter'-ing us" is sennnnding me rn
4:52 Blacksploitation Twilight from black exmormons is something I would pay heavy for no matter the level of broke I find myself at
"imagine a decision you made in high school following you around for the rest of your life" me having kids at 16 and 17
This is my comfort podcast - every week you all make me laugh so hard, so thank you so much!!! Happy 100!!
The hair wig/extension thing is because she had just finished The Runaways, playing Joan Jett so she had very short hair. That's a great movie.
I feel like I have the unpopular opinion of thinking the original actress for Victoria would've been so good. I haven't seen her in much but I think she could've played her even more sinister. I wasn't "scared" or threatened by Bryce Dallas Howard's portrayal (not saying it's bad, she just gave a different energy to the character).
Plus that wig was SO EFFING STIFF and CHEAP LOOKING
Didn’t even realise that was Bryce Dallas Howard
Congrats on 100! ❤
I adore all of you and yall make me laugh so much!
He's not 1000, he's like 100. He died in the Spanish Flu. And I think it's his mother's ring? His mother could also read minds and asked Carlisle to save her son from dying by turning him.
IM WEEZING HOLY SHIIIT WHAT AN EPISODE!! I want this episode ingrained into my brain forever LMAO 😂
Y’all slanderin Renee kills me 😂😂😂 also you meet Renee in the first movie. She’s there in the hospital when Bella is recovering at the end, and is on phone calls through it. Bella routinely tells us in the books that she loves her mom and thinks she’s great but she’s rather childlike and Bella’s felt more like the parent than the child rather often. So by this movie/book it’s clear Bella wants to protect her mom and let her enjoy her life rather than worry her in any way.
Also I agree with Kelsey that Bella led Jacob on
I have so many thoughts on this episode lol. 😂😂😂 I was more than lowkey obsessed with Twilight and continue to be obsessed with vampires in general
This movie is how I know my dad loves me. He took me to see the first one, which is bad, then willingly took me to see this one and, to this day, has not ever complained *to me* (probably to my mom 😂) about how awful it is
Yall really had me questioning what day it is...especially since I had to go into the office for a lil bit this morning
Not a box face lmaooooo he is right lol he looks great in batman
I feel like Miles is super chaotic and he just loves sitting there watching all of this unfold lmao.
zach's "peepee go yay yay" is literally the equivalent of lauren's "sucky sucky yay"
Let’s goooo ! Congrats on the 100th!
So, for some reason I never focused on the fact that Jasper was a confederate soldier and we just never addressed that he was on the wrong side of history. Maybe it was because we focused on him making more personal kills as a vampire and coming back from that, and we took that as the overarching redemption to be able to celebrate his character. I don't know. I will say that the actor who plays this reformed confederate soldier also played Sokka, a supposedly Inuit-based character, in the terrible live action Avatar the Last Airbender film. Ah the early 2000s.
I’m in love with this podcast, so happy it’s 100!!!🎉🎉
I’m sure you don’t need ideas but Jurassic park III, Star Wars ep 1-3, Pocahontas or Blade. Would love to see your takes on these!
I'm do glad that Guilty pleasures has reached 100 ep. I have been listening to the beginning and I am listening every week. In the summers when I'm out of college I'm always listening to this podcast
This was great! I love all the discussions that have come out about Twilight over the years. Completely agree with everything that was said. I did always say that Edward needed to get pegged. 😂
Congrats on the 100th episode!!! ❤
Also an upload on Saturday?! Do you hear that? That's the sound of me clearing my schedule for the day.
IDK why Jasper thinks he can teach anyone to win a fight.
In this world, the Confederacy had armies of vampires and they STILL lost.
I just laughed out loud at that cockroach comparison thank you for that 😂
this episode was hilarious. you three crack me up. love this pod so much
The first episode I watch with my 14yo daughter... She happens to be my stepdaughter and our middle child... Lol we love her I swear...
I absolutely gaged when I saw the episode topic! I’ve never clicked on a video faster
As the middle child, I feel this 😂
i am once again asking for guilty pleasures to finish the rest of the hunger games series 😭
This is my fav episode so far!!! I have never laughed harder
When Garrick said that Stephanie must have been sheltered and Christian i realized you guys dont know a very important behind the scenes fact: Stephanie Meyer is Mormon
I only learnt this fact this week
So glad to think that you’re at 100 and have yet to talk abt so many fav movies. makes me excited for whats to come 🎉❤
also a request for Sequoia back on for Cheetah Girls 2 🫶
Just googled Bella's engagement ring, apparently it's described as "14-carat white gold, with 69 different cubic zirconias in a pave-style setting" AYOOO, also, immortal vampire gives you cubic zirconias, not diamonds. weak sauce
what a perfect episode for 100. hilarious.
This podcast is WILD with the facts about these movies. Makes them worse? And better?? I'm having a great time 😂❤
It brings me so much joy that you misspelled Stephenie Meyer's name in the title. LOL
I love that this is 100 ❤️❤️❤️
Thank GOD I was wondering when y’all would talk about this movie!!!!
Now I've gotta rewatch Eclipse lolol I know how I'm gonna spend my Sunday afternoon
22:15 there is no reason I knew all the lines to this, when it turns into something so atrocious in the last movies 😭
When y’all gon do the rest of the series so i can laugh
WoooO!!! i am putting all of my hope into the merch being tucc o clock somewhere
FINALLY!!! Perfect movie for the 100th ep!
A day early??? 😁
Lol, this is a surprisingly early, but I Am Here For Them!
Love y’all and thank each and everyone of you for doing what you do❤❤❤❤
We all want to be successful or lucky enough to just bail and never be seen in public again. Hopin you guys get that!
Accidental upload? Hehehe imma watch it with my eyes.
Happy 100th Episode!! 🎉
i love this! i was kinda hoping the 100th episode would be step up 3, oh well, still fighting for it
On a Saturday??? Woo!!
Ready for the FAMILIA merch!
okay after they finish the whole franchise they need to watch the parody film Vampires Suck
31:46 thank you Garrett cuz wtf!!
Thought this was hilarious, I live near Tampa, Kelsey is a Tampa girl, and we both have the same pants! 😂😂😂 🤷
Me liking twilight and being a middle child: 🧍🏾♀️
Please tell me ya’ll are gonna do Prince of Egypt??
I personally refuse to play tonsil hockey with anyone
yesssss i needed this!
It's Uptown Girls with Dakota Fanning and Brittney Murphy
So glad we are continuing the twilight saga
OMG SO EXCITED FOR AN EARLY EP
You guys should do catching fire because the prequel is coming this year
Having a flashback to Puppet History and the Donner party... and how vampires "drinking blood of humans" and being colonizers... and the indigenous people are just minding their own business when people eating people just came upon their land...
I’m still waiting for Rugrats in Paris
Not gonna lie, all the boys in my middle school in the Twilight Era wore those jorts. Ridiculous. 🤣
As a Twihard for life (yes, I camped out for all the red carpet premieres), I am very much looking forward to the innocent Guilty crew viewing Breaking Dawn Part 1 and 2.
Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I live in the town where Twilight filmed all the high school scenes. And to this day its still a big part of the tourism. There's a huge ass sign that says home of Twilight and its been hanging since the first Twilight came out. It's so shocking to me how much the tourism is still surrounded by Twilight where I live. The town is called Kalama
I’m in a very large fb group and there’s definitely been a huge resurgence lol
My favorite podcast 🎉