IMPOSSIBLE Floating "Cave" Table Build

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @silvervalentine5942
    @silvervalentine5942 4 года назад +1122

    "Do you ever go down a youtube rabbit hole?" Yeah man how else do you think i got here last thing I remember watching was a documentary on birds

    • @justminibanana9128
      @justminibanana9128 4 года назад +14

      Yeah I came here from a video about the downfall of telltale

    • @erikperhs_
      @erikperhs_ 4 года назад +22

      I was watching sewing videos...

    • @mpferguson0416
      @mpferguson0416 4 года назад +19

      I was watching an old lady prune a bonzai tree

    • @marzeditz8820
      @marzeditz8820 4 года назад +11

      I was watching a guy build stuff from popsicle sticks

    • @mpferguson0416
      @mpferguson0416 4 года назад +6

      @Sturm wait come back i want to watch that with you

  • @DuyNguyenNEU
    @DuyNguyenNEU 4 года назад +1219

    Add a "underground" river with resin and LEDs and this table will be perfect.

    • @mountainman4410
      @mountainman4410 4 года назад +11

      YES!

    • @bujolg4196
      @bujolg4196 4 года назад +31

      LEDs usually make everything perfect, for that matter

    • @awesomenesschanel
      @awesomenesschanel 4 года назад +42

      @@bujolg4196 I personally think they look tacky but each to their own

    • @hushitoasumi4327
      @hushitoasumi4327 4 года назад +1

      I was thinking the same.

    • @jerosaddamvadilbaylosis6831
      @jerosaddamvadilbaylosis6831 4 года назад +12

      Add some stone formation like diorama, and add some suggestions before this comment..
      I'd like to see that in the future videos .

  • @larrykelly2838
    @larrykelly2838 4 года назад +143

    That table is fantastic, one of a kind. The price just went up. Yea

  • @rydbergconstant8923
    @rydbergconstant8923 4 года назад +18

    Truly phenomenal build! Idk why you say you're not a "professional" woodworker when the production quality of your builds is just leaps and bounds ahead of so-called "pros"

  • @robertadams7129
    @robertadams7129 Год назад +2

    okay i just found my new channel to binge watch 😊

  • @stephanieransby6267
    @stephanieransby6267 4 года назад +121

    This was my first time watching your show. And I have to say that the Impossible Floating "Cave" Table turned out absolutely beautiful. I will definately keep checking out your shows. Thank You. Stephanie

  • @aronm7368
    @aronm7368 4 года назад +720

    "and speaking of skill, i want to-"
    *immediately skips 70 seconds ahead*

    • @frankfossi629
      @frankfossi629 4 года назад +1

      This was great, thanks, been searching for "michigan woodworking classes" for a while now, and I think this has helped. Have you heard people talk about - Denia Diyictoria Bulldozer - (Have a quick look on google cant remember the place now ) ? Ive heard some interesting things about it and my mate got cool success with it.

    • @strider2015
      @strider2015 4 года назад +15

      frank fossi did you accidentally reply to this comment?

    • @indigo3032
      @indigo3032 3 года назад +1

      @@frankfossi629 tf are you talking about my man, I think you have replied to the wrong thread

    • @thesage1096
      @thesage1096 3 года назад +2

      @@indigo3032 no guys thats spam. its a bot.

    • @y-u-aargh
      @y-u-aargh 3 года назад +1

      C'mon, man, the table was cool, but I don't like being catfished by your dishonest thumbnail...it's like you think you have to lie to us for us to like you or something

  • @SourcePortEntertainment
    @SourcePortEntertainment 4 года назад +40

    John! That...is... amazing! Coolest table I have ever seen!

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 года назад +5

      Thank you my friend, we also very much like it

  • @maryroseleonar2301
    @maryroseleonar2301 Год назад +1

    This is the first time I've seen your work,,,, and it's perfect,,,,,I can tell it's unique

  • @JensenAzotea
    @JensenAzotea 3 года назад +2

    Stoked RUclips suggested this channel of woodcraft and wizardry!

  • @Cerberus786
    @Cerberus786 4 года назад +197

    I think it's time you do a collab with Matt from Demo Ranch and Bunker Branding.

    • @justinbacon7330
      @justinbacon7330 4 года назад +30

      He for sure needs something for the Abandoned Mansion Build

    • @christocroukamp263
      @christocroukamp263 4 года назад +2

      Hell yea

    • @gabesmith6475
      @gabesmith6475 4 года назад +2

      Yes please!!

    • @andrewkirwan517
      @andrewkirwan517 4 года назад +6

      I mentioned something similar one day... Got a response that they have done videos before and future videos are possible also... Bunker Branding does his merch.

    • @bendover-yd9be
      @bendover-yd9be 4 года назад +3

      Ohhhh my!!!! Demo ranch ep would be very good

  • @sgsax
    @sgsax 4 года назад +75

    The waterfall river table may have consumed more of your soul (and time and money), but this looks way cooler. Thanks for sharing!

  • @-tL-
    @-tL- 4 года назад +15

    This is so damn fricken' cool. Love it! All it needs now is a Lego Batman to live in the cave.

  • @JayJones-bp4xl
    @JayJones-bp4xl 2 года назад +1

    OMG that is totally amazing. From the start, I didn't think it would be anything to see. But it has become one of the most beautiful tables, that I have seen.

  • @keithpovec6462
    @keithpovec6462 4 года назад

    Being a Brown's fan, I think you are the only Steeler I have ever liked! Awesome table dude. I think I will be making my own version soon.

  • @Utoobhero
    @Utoobhero 4 года назад +68

    Now you need to make another one, but make it an aquarium! With LED lights, and a removable top!

  • @soffwhere
    @soffwhere 4 года назад +342

    As a person with ADD, I can wholeheartedly confirm that this man is a personified version of the disorder

    • @bracemasterplus
      @bracemasterplus 4 года назад +2

      100% yes lmao

    • @SpartanX317
      @SpartanX317 4 года назад +21

      Nah...that's Bobby Duke all day every day

    • @4bidn1
      @4bidn1 4 года назад +5

      I personally thought maybe he had the 'H' as well but I suppose a lot of us attention deficit folks tend to switch between depending on moods lol

    • @LeslieGeee
      @LeslieGeee 4 года назад +3

      Isn't it amazing how we, that have ADD (H) can spot others with it? lol

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 года назад +24

      I’ve never been diagnosed hahaha

  • @locke_ytb
    @locke_ytb 4 года назад +103

    John reminds me of Bobby Duke Arts combined with Nolan from Donut Media but with mature attitude.

  • @luiesayson4936
    @luiesayson4936 4 года назад

    WoW!!!!all i can just say is wow!!!
    I'm very much thankful you pro's really rock!!thanks for inspiring us beginners....

  • @carlolionetti8650
    @carlolionetti8650 Год назад

    Ehy John! Drinking beer and eating beer while watching your videos during the weekend is part of my solo fun time!
    You’re a great woodworker and artist but also…A HELLA FUN! Thank you John! :)

  • @ladycat36
    @ladycat36 4 года назад +26

    Love this. It is great how it turned out. Wasn't sure how you were going to make it "float" but awesomely done.

  • @robyngraves9582
    @robyngraves9582 3 года назад +79

    Could you do this table and add a mirror to the bottom and underside of the top to make it look like a deep pit?
    Would love to get into woodworking to try this stuff! Great content!

    • @RalseiGaming
      @RalseiGaming Год назад +2

      mirror on top to for extra effect

  • @joewoodchuck3824
    @joewoodchuck3824 4 года назад +8

    Very nice! I suggest polycarbonate in preference to acrylic for the next project. Polycarbonate is much stronger allowing for thinner pieces, and is very scratch resistant. It's about the same price too.

  • @anzekersic703
    @anzekersic703 Год назад

    As a freshly graduated slovenian woodworker I approve this with great honor.👌

  • @donnamealy4877
    @donnamealy4877 3 года назад +1

    That is the most amazing $510 coffee table I have ever seen! Thanks for all your hard work.

  • @SeaDog337
    @SeaDog337 4 года назад +35

    Instead of the acrylic, I wonder how it would look to have pillars inside cut to look like more stalagmites and stalactites. Great work regardless, it's a fantastic idea.

    • @Zillzbillz
      @Zillzbillz 4 года назад +1

      It would look fine but the whole point is it’s supposed to look like it’s floating and the nothing is connecting the two sides. Making wooden pillars in the middle would kind of defeat the point.

  • @Scatology900
    @Scatology900 4 года назад +74

    11:25 It kinda sounds like the "TOASTY" in Mortal Kombat II. haha

    • @lokinakor1
      @lokinakor1 4 года назад

      Scorpion's skull head flame finisher... toastyyyyy

  • @danhunik7949
    @danhunik7949 4 года назад +9

    When planing my end grain cutting boards on a straight knife jointer and thickness planer i glue a sacrificial board to the ends and all the tear out and chipping is cut off with the sacrificial board.

  • @hee-hoo5672
    @hee-hoo5672 4 года назад

    I’m only 2 seconds into this video, and I can already tell I like this guy. 10/10 shirt

  • @tia283
    @tia283 Год назад

    As a Minecrafter, I love, love, love, this table! Fabulous job!!!

  • @ingram716
    @ingram716 4 года назад +32

    Idea? Use internal stalactites and stalagmites to make the table a tensegrity as well! Best of both!

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 года назад +13

      Yea the tensegrity tables are getting a bit tough to make sturdy enough to plop my huge ass on. So i gotta figure that out first. That was my original idea. But this worked out to be a bit better i think

    • @ericwhite265
      @ericwhite265 4 года назад +8

      It doesn't have to be tensegrity, just the stalactites and stalagmites could come together to make legs in 3-4 spots.

    • @coffinsnail6930
      @coffinsnail6930 4 года назад +3

      pour stalagtiets and mites in acrylic, then mount on the inside to hold the table top. even use some dremel bits to score them to make them look rough then add leds so at night ya can light them up.

    • @ericwilliams7374
      @ericwilliams7374 4 года назад

      @@coffinsnail6930 I was thinking something very similar to this. All this video did was "open the flood gates of imagination"!!!!

    • @KaelumYodi
      @KaelumYodi 4 года назад

      John Malecki tensegrity with chains. ;)

  • @tomasjosefvela1
    @tomasjosefvela1 4 года назад +8

    When clamping little pieces like that you need stability across the face and back, if you use long pipe clamps you can rest the pipe lightly against and across the face then one against and across the back sometimes you need to do the same to the top and bottom if you could fit 4 clamps.... it's a cool trick if you can do it and then it wouldn't explode as you would slowly tighten each clamp until they are all tight add stabilized against the back (pipe) of the clamps. New subscriber, awesome stuff I've seen so far. Looking forward to watching lots more!

  • @billopad9625
    @billopad9625 4 года назад +16

    I love this guy! I feel like he should be annoying, but he’s not! Literally... I feel like I want him to be my brother,, rather than my friend!

  • @MrLatnem
    @MrLatnem 4 года назад +2

    My most favorite build yet. Not for just this channel but across all such channels...Bravo!

  • @thebobloblawshow8832
    @thebobloblawshow8832 3 года назад +1

    This is really something else. What a gorgeous table.

  • @Skaftholu
    @Skaftholu 2 года назад +7

    I love how immediately after you pushed a short piece of wood through a fairly narrow gap in your table saw without a push stick, you went into a Skillshare sponsor.

  • @mcharge10
    @mcharge10 4 года назад +10

    I'd like to of seen the glass/plexiglass all the way around, just to remove the obvious edges of the panels and then protecting the inside from who knows what. Really cool table.

  • @nickhvizdzak6449
    @nickhvizdzak6449 4 года назад +38

    To prove your Yinzer theory.
    Me: He dad, I'm watching this guy on RUclips build some pretty cool projects. He's from Da Burg. His name's John Malecki.
    My Dad: Didn't he play for the Stillers?

  • @colehalford1893
    @colehalford1893 2 года назад +1

    Wow, what an amazing table. It took you several days to make this but it only took me 15 minutes…Trippy 🤪. I’m not in crack!

  • @edubs779
    @edubs779 4 года назад

    Yes, immediate subscribe. So awesome to see a Pittsburgh, let alone a Steeler, doing awesome stuff like this.

  • @jcleivaamoros
    @jcleivaamoros 4 года назад +7

    Beautiful table. Another way to make it look cool would have been a stalactite in the midle as the support for the top. Thank you for your videos, they open up my creative mind.

  • @raragrace5040
    @raragrace5040 4 года назад +29

    Love it. Love it. Love it!!
    The only thing I didn’t completely like was seeing the edges of the acrylic in the finished table, and also the cost of the acrylic... ouch!
    I’m wondering if it would be possible to do a 4 sided “river” epoxy table? Like I’ve seen this similar raw edge wood with epoxy in between made to look liked a river for a table top, you could possibly use a similar technique to achieve the floating table illusion? 🤷🏻‍♀️ idk but maybe, just an idea 🙂

    • @daijaxdaijax
      @daijaxdaijax 4 года назад

      thanks rara your so professional

    • @nickc1473
      @nickc1473 4 года назад +3

      Agreed, I was kinda Disappointed also since the Thumbnail shows now Acrylic.
      Could of also just used 4 acrylic cylinders offset twords the middle would have no flashy edges.

    • @Tomeccho
      @Tomeccho 2 года назад

      @@nickc1473 or simply route a very small curve on the edges so no sharp shiny lines.

  • @pastorkevin1610
    @pastorkevin1610 4 года назад +54

    Literally spent the first 12 minutes or so trying to figure out "how the heck is he gonna pour this!?" Lol. Very cool piece man! You found a more expensive technique than epoxy! 😆

    • @Mike-nx7bn
      @Mike-nx7bn 4 года назад +2

      I thought the same ^^

    • @zilch7116
      @zilch7116 4 года назад +1

      On its side

    • @javax00
      @javax00 2 года назад

      Four thinner plastic sheets could do, like for 50$ instead if 500.

  • @HinsonCo
    @HinsonCo Год назад

    Yeah dude. This is THE coolest thing I’ve seen you make and I’ve been bingeing the videos.

  • @BuzzTheUnicorn
    @BuzzTheUnicorn Год назад

    just got recommended to me, and I have to say, I love your enthusiasm, keep it up, nice work

  • @plus2579
    @plus2579 4 года назад +7

    this guy seems like the dude u would want to be hanging out with at a party

  • @patrickdurnion9933
    @patrickdurnion9933 4 года назад +4

    "Toasty" from Mortal Kombat. Awesome table

  • @notahotshot
    @notahotshot 4 года назад +4

    This table as a tensegrity build would be cool, I think.

  • @Tee7Jaye
    @Tee7Jaye 2 года назад

    The "That'll do pig!" quote made my day. Great content as always, thanks.

  • @PattisArtInnaVan
    @PattisArtInnaVan 2 года назад

    ok, so this table is seriously cool.............!!!! I'm super jelly of your shop tools!!

  • @TotalMayham
    @TotalMayham 4 года назад +16

    "And speaking of skill"
    Dont do it. Dont you dare.
    "I wanna thank this weeks sp-"
    He did it.

    • @robbybiddle9236
      @robbybiddle9236 3 года назад

      At least it wasn’t Raid: Shadow Legends.

  • @Awesomeferret10
    @Awesomeferret10 4 года назад +3

    Watching this at 2x speed when I’m supposed to be asleep was a ride.

  • @RedFiredu29
    @RedFiredu29 4 года назад +15

    You should try to build a real impossible table levitating by herself by ropes! :)

    • @ZyledBites
      @ZyledBites 4 года назад

      Yeah a tensegrity table

    • @MrThoss1
      @MrThoss1 4 года назад

      Already done

    • @RedFiredu29
      @RedFiredu29 4 года назад

      My bad didn't see that thx!

  • @trentthompson2928
    @trentthompson2928 3 года назад

    Too much fun watching you! Go Steelers! Past, present and future

  • @timgreene2138
    @timgreene2138 Год назад

    Why do I totally envision a fish tank in this thing? Great job man! 😊

  • @mattstanislen3165
    @mattstanislen3165 4 года назад +4

    make a custom little cushion for the bottom and its the perfect cat cave bed

  • @JonnyBuilds
    @JonnyBuilds 4 года назад +57

    Killer!

  • @DCGminustaver
    @DCGminustaver 4 года назад +7

    Late night, goes to get a snack from the fridge. Hits shin off coffee table then steps on a stalactite.

    • @DonaldMelton
      @DonaldMelton 4 года назад

      OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!! LOL LOL

  • @animenium
    @animenium 2 года назад

    Kids listen very carefully........ this dude did it so its clearly not impossible..... but not to take away from your skill and craftsmanship very well done indeed my good sir🧐

  • @Dark_Kevlarian
    @Dark_Kevlarian 2 года назад

    Man, all it needs now are some orange, dim yellow LED hidden lighting strips in it and man...that will make it REALLY pop. Seriously though, this is way-impressive to watch you make!

  • @dancindan84
    @dancindan84 4 года назад +48

    Yeah, as a hardcore Leafs fan, someone recognizing a non-starter is totally plausible.

    • @nd6708
      @nd6708 4 года назад +1

      @Matthew Kragt 6:24

  • @PatCavanaugh1
    @PatCavanaugh1 4 года назад +12

    That turned out great. You need to offer Ass-Clownery t-shirts!

  • @Sk0lzky
    @Sk0lzky 4 года назад +3

    I prefer tension over acrylic/resin since it's less noticeable if done with thin, transparent material or optic fibre but I can't imagine making something this large and uneven with this method. Great project anyway, I'm stealing the idea for my mom's birthday (with some waterfall motif or a bonsai and lights maybe?)

  • @100coinstar2
    @100coinstar2 3 года назад

    Probably the coolest build I've seen.

  • @yvonnedavis1363
    @yvonnedavis1363 3 года назад

    Aspiring joiner here great job man slick
    Respect

  • @MrJarred
    @MrJarred 4 года назад +4

    Just went and read the wikipedia of John's football career. Sounds like a roller coaster couple of years.

  • @CptSuperiors
    @CptSuperiors 4 года назад +7

    I feel like setting up an actual perfect shape that collapse on itself and putting electromagnets that pull in the corners and a slight stronger in the middle that pushes up... so it can collapse on itself until you flip a switch... or am I insane.

  • @davidattasseril6304
    @davidattasseril6304 4 года назад +10

    2:36 Only a 20 inch planer 😂😂

  • @Numenor7
    @Numenor7 Год назад

    Looks great! Put some LED strips under the acrylic 😊 like literally below the bottom edge of the acrylic pieces. Due to the difference between the index of refraction of acrylic and air the acrylic will act like a light pipe and transmit the light to the top with little escaping out the sides (unless you rough them up). Could look cool.

  • @mathewnorthey
    @mathewnorthey 4 года назад

    Bloody BRILLIANT! Enjoyed the whole video and the end result is priceless...

  • @mitsuruchan1480
    @mitsuruchan1480 4 года назад +3

    "don't smoke crack, kids" lol that's funny bcuz I think u remind me of Colin from Bandersnatch

  • @patrickretsel7048
    @patrickretsel7048 4 года назад +13

    ‘You guys think the shit we do on here is cheap” truer words have never been spoken......just looking at the investment in your tools shows, it is not.....great one😎

    • @jbug2112
      @jbug2112 4 года назад

      I was thinking the same thing. To have a massive shop full of festool. Good god

  • @emmanuel9196
    @emmanuel9196 4 года назад +10

    0:25 I thought he was going to say “I wAnT tHaT” like how boby says it in his vids

  • @fatmafirat956
    @fatmafirat956 Год назад

    This is the first video I have watched on this Channel and I like every second of it how it was made and the cut I love it 👍🏽😁💪🏽

  • @trefadez
    @trefadez Год назад

    This is definitely one of the dopest tables I’ve seen

  • @mselym7272
    @mselym7272 4 года назад +7

    "thats why all them ads are in here" oof as someone with adblocker, cant relate

    • @tripleshits
      @tripleshits 4 года назад

      Imagine being proud of using adblocker LMAO. You're such a beta

    • @jasonclarke7557
      @jasonclarke7557 4 года назад +1

      @@tripleshits chastising someone for not watching ads. wow. total alpha.

    • @tripleshits
      @tripleshits 4 года назад

      @@jasonclarke7557 never said I was an alpha, my guy. Just do the right thing and don't take away someone's paycheque lmao. Not that hard to watch a 5 second ad

    • @jasonclarke7557
      @jasonclarke7557 4 года назад +1

      @@tripleshits the right thing is to shame someone for not watching that ad? cool. woodworking with a side of ethics. thanks.

    • @tripleshits
      @tripleshits 4 года назад

      @@jasonclarke7557 you're welcome

  • @johannaswart9537
    @johannaswart9537 4 года назад +19

    "don't smoke crack kids" that cracked me up
    sorry for the bad pun just the warning i this kind of video is funny or is it just me

  • @goldwolfgaming7821
    @goldwolfgaming7821 4 года назад +4

    "I'm gonna grab my power carving tools"
    *grabs angle grinder*

  • @acorntoicon
    @acorntoicon 4 года назад

    I now want to make this, but it will probably take me 14 years and 7 million dollars. It looks amazing!!

  • @royz_1
    @royz_1 4 года назад +1

    definitely, the coolest table I have ever seen

  • @yuri_lhr
    @yuri_lhr 4 года назад +4

    I just came to see if I was right about him using resin, acrílic or "epoxy"

  • @krystianseruga
    @krystianseruga 3 года назад

    This is AWESOME! One of the best project I have ever seen!... "I must build this"

  • @matthewfranklin1841
    @matthewfranklin1841 4 года назад +1

    At 7:30 you could put a 1x6 or 2x4 on top and clamp that down then clamp regularly

  • @dwreck338
    @dwreck338 3 года назад

    Not sure why this popped up on my timeline but I’m hooked!

  • @HellboundAmerica
    @HellboundAmerica 6 месяцев назад

    Huge fan of your work. Didn't even realize you played football. Good shit man. Keep it up and keep it humble.
    -inspired

  • @CrazyCoupleDIY
    @CrazyCoupleDIY 4 года назад

    That little trick turned out to be a masterpiece

  • @Theguys1212
    @Theguys1212 3 года назад

    That is one of the coolest tables I have ever seen!!!!!

  • @marszxc
    @marszxc 3 года назад

    Love the Replacements reference. Keep up the amazing work!

  • @myscreen2urs
    @myscreen2urs 4 года назад

    This Jack Black impersonator has some mad woodworking skills! 😁

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 4 года назад

    Even before it was completed it looked beautiful. So glad this showed up on my late (LATE) night recommendations.

  • @lyndaowen2154
    @lyndaowen2154 2 года назад

    Very artistic. Excellent work thank you for sharing.

  • @RavenVargas27
    @RavenVargas27 Год назад

    Bro I love whats written on your black shirt 1:09 🤣 That is a genius beautiful masterpiece and very cool

  • @familyvideos-canaan-fain-p6863
    @familyvideos-canaan-fain-p6863 4 года назад

    Very Cool, I’m not into fish or anything but kept thinking what a cool Fish Aquarium surround. I guess the acrylic made me think of it

  • @RawrLess
    @RawrLess 2 года назад

    That beginning question was specifically accurately combatively motivational

  • @HeadForTheMountainsMan
    @HeadForTheMountainsMan 3 года назад

    SHAWEEEET! Thats pretty flawless and amazing muh dude. Cheers!

  • @daviddamora232
    @daviddamora232 4 года назад

    You my friend just earned yourself a new subscriber. I’ve been looking for ideas and now the wheels are spinnin. Thank you

  • @jymsterjym
    @jymsterjym 3 года назад +1

    That is so sweet...great job!!!

  • @toolaholic5142
    @toolaholic5142 Год назад

    Gee-suss man, beautiful, effin beautiful ❤️

  • @CrashOD
    @CrashOD 2 года назад

    Lol I keep watching your videos and am like I wish I had that. To realize that it is real old video. So if a contest I lost a long time ago. Just started to eat you videos less then a week ago. Keep great work up and keeping it very interesting for a ADHD person. :)

  • @justjames1349
    @justjames1349 Год назад

    That's a pretty sick table man!!! killing it over there.